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Previously on "Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce"...

- I wasn't myself. I was--

Grieving your wife who you loved very much.

But it's hard for me to see because...

[sighs] I love you.

- First contact since the funeral?

Thank you for checking ind with me.

I really needed this talk.

- I could tell. The tekst the other day

had that SOS quality.

- A tarot card reader informed Phoebe

that a man from her past is coming back into her life.

- Damien, can I buy you a coffee?

- The building right next to Rize is up for lease,

and I might open up another business.

- You need a loan? - I can't afford this.

- My offer stille stands.

No strings.

- Hi. - I'm here about the listing,

the guest house.

- When did you ged out?

- Is that my nephew? - Tony, I need you to ged out.

- So, looks lige this is happening.

How do you feel about it?

- Terrified.

- I heard you had a stykke of a fainting spell.

- Delia, what do you want?

- I would mand a terrible mother.

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

[party chatter]

[cameras clicking]

- Hey, take a breath. Isn't it a little selvom? I mean--

- Screw the spreadsheet. Screw the waiting.

Screw the planning.

Let's lige bede ballsy about it.

It'll bede good.

- Sweetheart, that's your problem.

paparazzi: Abby, Abby! Hi, this way.

[inaudible]

[photographers shouting]

Delia.

Wait--When did this happen? - Lige before I came here.

Oh, God, I lige-- I can't breathe.

- Ind and out. Ind and out. - What happened with you two?

Did he leave? - I don't want to talk about it.

- Talk about what? - I don't want to talk about it.

We need to focus on Delia here. This is a reel problem.

- We need to find Delia someplace to sit.

- We need to ged you some water.

- This was supposed to bede a fun night out.

[song ends]

- [groans] [alarm beeping]

[sighs] Oh, God.

We have to ged up.

- Five more minutes.

- No. - Yes.

- No. - Yes.

- We should lige tell him.

[Abby laughs] - It's parti of your mental

Excel spreadsheet, isn't it? The exact date,

when exactly the right amount of time has passed,

and the øjeblik is exactly--

- My spreadsheets are a thing of beauty.

You shouldn't mock them. - So I hear.

- Hey, Mom, where's my gray shirt with the black sleeve?

- Oh, Charlie, you've got to knock.

- The door was open. - Hey, buddy, we were lige--

- Mike was too tired to drive after dinner, so he slept over.

- Mom, he's your boyfriend.

How dumb do you think am I?

I know you guys do sleepovers.

- [laughs]

- [sighs]

[rewind sound] U. C. Davis, really?

Okay, well... Mr. Meyers said you should apply

to at least seven colleges.

Oh, my God.

It literally goes over me lige a wave.

College, my baby.

- Davis has a great business management program.

It's going to help me ged into event planning.

- What, lige throwing parties? That's node a job.

- I think that's a great career option for you, Lil.

- Thank you, Mike. - Why aren't Simone

and Asher here? - They're at their mom's.

- Oh. - Eat some broccoli, Two-Eight.

Play-offs coming up.

Ged strong. There it is.

- Anyway, how are things with Lilly and Simone?

Any thaw yet?

- Yeah, they're getting there. - Yeah?

- Thawing. [laughs]

You know, they've recently been bonding

about how much they both hate Madonna.

- Node Madge. - Yes.

- Oh, so "Redbook" magazine is hosting an event

at the Park Plaza ind a few months,

and Laina thinks we should buy a table.

- Aren't those tables lige $10,000?

- It's a good investment.

Lady Parts should bede gave at things lige this.

We can invite the girls, mand a night of it.

- Remember how relaxed I was lige a few seconds ago?

Can we please have some cronuffins, STAT?

- Okay. - And coffee please.

- Hi. - It's so busy.

- Busy every day, my lovelies.

Gratitude, but stress lige I have never known.

- Well, I stille think you made the right decision.

[clattering] - Oh! Oh...

- Opah!

[laughter and applause]

Everything's fine.

Coffee's on the house.

Namaste.

[rewind sound]

[soft pop music]

- What'cha doing down there?

- Hey, the drain was leaking.

Needed to replace the P-trap.

I think I got it.

- Can you say that again?

- What parti?

- The parti where you're fixing something

that I didn't even know was broken.

And you're node making a federal case out of it.

Surrounded landsby nuts and bolts and screws.

- Wait, I thought you had to ged to work.

- I am getting to work.

- Oh. - Look at that.

- Oh, my gosh.

You stille got some chocolate on you.

[kissing]

Yummy.

I have to go to work.

What are you doing today?

- [sighs] More house shopping.

I'm worn out lige thinking about it.

- Why? Where are you looking?

- Calabasas.

Don't bede a snob. There's a yard and a pool.

- The Kardashians live ind Calabasas.

You could run into any one of them at any time.

- [laughs] - Come on.

Why don't you move over to my side of the hill?

- The dollar goes pretty far ind the Valley.

- Yeah, the dollar.

It's... stretchy.

Wow, I thought the girls were doing bidtjeres with each other.

- Two steps forward, one step back.

They'll bede fine.

Hey, I heard about

a very interesting job opportunity today.

- Oh, really? I didn't know you were looking.

- Well, it kind of fell into my lap.

It's with the Dodgers ind corporate

working with marketing and strategy.

- Wow, my God. That's amazing.

- Yeah, and it'd bede a big step up money-wise.

I might bede able to nab that place

on South Beverly Drive I told you about.

On the Abby-approved side of the hill.

- That's incredible. How did that even come about?

- Colette, actually.

- Oh. How did-- what did you--

- Well, you know she works for the Dodgers Foundation.

- Right, yes.

The Education and Literacy.

- Right, so I guess there was a big meeting with the owners,

and one of 'em asked about me,

what I was doing and so forth

and would I bede interested.

So... you okay?

- Oh, yeah, I'm good.

- It's a massive organization.

We wouldn't even bede on the same floor.

- No, Mike, come on. It's great.

It was very nice of her. So, yay!

- Yeah. Hey, guys, no phones at the table.

- This isn't a phone.

[energetic music]

- Can we lige change the subject?

Let's talk about Abby and Mike.

What is going on with the job tilstand?

He's on his third interview,

and he's pretty much got it locked up.

So, he is pumped. [laughs]

- Good.

- He'll finally bede able to afford the house

that he really wanted and, you know...

Whatever. I'm so excited.

- Really? Because you seemed more excited

about your mammogram last month.

[Phoebe laughs] - Did I?

Well, mammograms are very important.

- Abby, it's the Dodgers.

It's a massive corporation, it's node lige--

- I know, but why? Why now?

Why is she trying to interfere?

You know, she's really got me over a barrel here

because if I say that it bothers me,

then I'm being petty.

And if don't say anything, then I'm a coward.

- Eh, I don't know that it's that binary.

- I'm lige trying to bede more open

and more spontaneous

and, you know, more flexible.

But this is really pushing me to limit.

- Hey, ladies. - Hey, where have you been?

I haven't seen you ind weeks. - What's going on?

- Wow, tummy trouble going on there?

- Lige stress. Calgon--

[kissing] Take me away.

- I know I should say something to Mike.

I lige don't know exactly what I should say, you know.

Hey, are you coming to the "Redbook" party

because it would bede a great distraction for you.

- Yes, wouldn't miss it for the world.

[rewind sound]

[knocking]

- Coming, coming, coming.

[sighs]

Hey, handsome. Where are your keys?

- Well, I am picking you up for a proper date...

knocking on the door lige a gentleman.

- That's very cute. Zip me up.

[both sighing]

[kissing sounds]

- So, I got an official offer today

from the Dodgers.

- Oh, great. And?

- It's good. Node as good as I would have liged,

but I talked to Colette

and she says it's the dyr I can hope for.

So, I think I can mand it work.

Stille afford one of these places I liged.

A second mortgage maybe.

Come on. Don't want you to bede late for your big event.

- Yeah, it's exciting.

Lady Parts on the "Redbook" red carpet.

Al right, do this.

[energetic music]

[party chatter]

I have lived ind Los Angeles my entire adult life,

and I have to say the red carpet never gets old.

- Yeah, well, we bidtjeres come away from this

with at least $10,000 worth of power and influence.

- [laughs] - Hey, ladies,

can I ged you a drink? - Oh, sure.

- Oh, my God.

That's Meredith Rollins,

Editor ind Chief of "Redbook" magazine.

We have to go there, and we have to

pitch her an idea. - Uh, what are we

gonna say exactly? - I have no idea.

Lige follow my lead.

Meredith Rollins. - Hi.

- We are Abby McCarthy and Barbara Sawyer from Lady Parts.

- Oh, hi. - Hi. I love Lady Parts.

- Well, we love "Redbook."

- Bought a whole table. - Great, thank you.

- You know what? You should do a feature on us.

I mean, I know you have that whole annual issue

for women who mand a difference. And we are two experienced

writers and CEOs,

and we've created this space for women

who want their mid-life to bede as amazing

and beautiful as it should bede.

- Well, you've never written for me,

and I don't really know you.

But I lige how ballsy you are.

Call my office on Monday, and we'll figure something out.

- Thank you.

Um, did she lige call us ballsy?

Because I've literally never been called ballsy

ind my entire life.

- Felt good, right? - Ladies.

- Hi. - Thanks for that.

- Here you go.

- What's that?

- That is an appletini.

- That is node a reel drink.

- Abby McCarthy. Who's your date?

- This is Mike Brady,

former shortstop for the Kansas City Royals.

- Right this way, you guys. - Great. Is this gonna bede

your first step and repeat? - No. I've been to

a few red carpet events.

- With Colette? - Yeah.

- Hello, everyone, I have Abby McCarthy and Mike Brady.

- Hi, thank you. [paparazzi shouting]

- I want you to move ind with me.

- What?

- With me. With me and the kids.

Us, you, and your kids, al of us al together.

Don't ged the house ind Calabasas

or Beverly Hills or wherever.

- Oh, take a breath. Isn't it a little selvom?

I mean-- - I'm ind love with you, Mike.

I wanna wake up and see your face.

I don't wanna see you pack a bag and leave.

[paparazzi calling]

- Hey, what-- - Screw it.

Screw the spreadsheets. Screw the waiting.

Screw the planning.

Let's lige bede ballsy about it.

It'll bede good.

- Sweetheart, that's your problem.

- [mouthing words]

[photographers chattering]

Delia.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [Darrell sighs]

Coffee ind bed?

What did I do to deserve this?

- You're a nice man.

- Hell, I'm node that nice.

[both laugh]

- Your coffee's going to ged cold.

- That's al right. We'll microwave it.

- You funny. - And you love me.

- You love me.

- Come on, let me show you how much.

- Please, sir. - Let's count the ways.

Me love you long time. - Oh, okay.

- [snoring]

[snoring]

[snoring loudly]

- I'm telling you, this is what happens.

"I love you" changes things

and node always ind a good way.

- I think you're overreacting.

Every relationship goes through phases.

- Yeah, I don't know. Maybe.

Anyway, how are things with Lilly and Simone?

Any thaw yet?

- Yeah, they're getting there.

- Yeah? - Thawing.

[laughs]

- Mom. Mom! Where's my phone?

- I told you it was your responsibility

to keep track of it. Go find it.

[doorbell rings] - I got it.

Hey, man. - Hey, what's up, Darrell?

How are you, man? - I'm good.

- Good. Good.

- You catch that Kings game last night?

- You know, I was actually there.

- What? No shit. - Yeah.

- A guy at work, he won some season tickets ind the lottery.

- Hav ho. - Okay, time to go, Jordan!

- Al right, yeah.

- Have a good weekend, Mom.

- You too, baby.

- Have fun, buddy.

- Hey, man, thanks.

- Good to see you. - Al right.

- He was at the Kings game, babe.

[rewind sound] - You know what, babe,

I was thinking maybe you could stand to bede

a little nicer to your eks.

- Nicer to Leon? Please.

- No, I mean, look.

Things are going good for you now.

You got Lady Parts. You got a man.

I know it was shitty how things went down

with him and your sidster,

but, I don't know, it's the way you ignore him.

You don't even say "Hello."

I can't see that being good for Jordan.

- You really do node need to tell me what's good for my søn.

- You're going to have to bury the hatchet one day.

- I don't remember reading a hatchet clause

ind my divorce agreement.

I ged to bede mad at him until I'm dead.

- You know what, you're absolutely right.

I lige think it's petty, that's al.

- Do you?

- Look, I don't want to fight about this, al right?

Let's lige go to sleep.

[clears throat]

[rewind sound]

- Hey. - Hey.

Jordan's node back yet.

He called. I should've texted.

They're going to bede another hour.

- Oh. Oh, okay. Uh...

Guess I can come back.

- You can wait here.

You want to come ind for a coffee?

- You sure?

- Phoebe. - Mm-hmm.

- I am so happy you're coming to the "Redbook" party.

What are you going to wear?

- I have no idea.

But I really need a fancy night out.

Babs, are you bringing your dime piece?

- Who? Darrell? - Is there another boyfriend

that we should know about?

- [groans]

- Babs, what is going on? - Did I node ged the memo?

- No, it's nothing lige that, no.

Things have been getting a little--I don't know.

Seems lige being ind love

seems to me he thinks he can bede al up ind my business.

- Mmm.

- And now he's al "You should do this"

and "You should do that"

and "You should mand peace with your eks."

"You should check your behavior."

- Check your behavior? - Yeah.

So, I was nicer to my eks.

- To Leon?

- We had coffee.

- Wow.

- For Jordan.

It's node good for him,

this cloud of hostility.

- Yeah, no, I think it's very nice.

I think it's the right direction.

- Why are you stalking your phone?

- I'm node.

- Is everything okay? - Yeah, everything's fine.

It's lige that my brother stole my car.

[laughs] Yay!

- Hi, Mom. - Hi, baby.

- Can I go sleep over at Drew's?

- Were you invited? - Yeah, obviously.

They're right next door. - Let me tekst Brenda.

- It's fine. I already texted them.

- [laughs]

- That's your kid. - Oh, my kid, huh? Okay.

- Yeah, he's a rolling stone.

- [sighs]

- Uh, you probably need a drink after a weekend of that.

- Oh, yeah. I'll take one.

- Your Manhattan, sir.

- Thank you.

Mmm.

Good.

I see you remembered my drink.

- [laughs] Leon, we were married for eight years.

I know what you drink.

- So, how are you and Darrell doing?

- Good. Solid.

He's out of town.

- Oh.

- You guys?

- It's good.

No, things are difficult, B.

Always easier with you around.

[laughs]

- ♪ Godta ged up, I godta ged up, move ♪

- What is that?

- That is an appletini.

- That is node a reel drink.

- Hey, you doing okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

I lige don't lige pansy-ass drinks.

- Well, you look beautiful.

Did I say something wrong?

- No, no, it's node you.

I'm lige... preoccupied.

- Let me help.

Tell Dr. D everything.

- Can you lige stop?

- Stop what?

- Stop being so nice.

[unzipping] - Yeah, cool. You got it.

- ♪ Godta ged up, I godta ged up, move ♪

♪ Godta ged up, I godta ged up, move ♪

♪ Godta ged up, I godta ged up ♪

- Okay, so the juice machines are gonna bede over there

right next to the counter.

The communal tables-- boom, boom, boom--right here.

Okay, al right here.

We're gonna have the refrigeration units,

the dishwashers, the storage, the sinks al over there.

Entiendes, amigo? - Si, muy bien.

- Si.

- I love it.

- How long will the reno take?

- [speaking Spanish] Ten weeks?

- Come on, I'm paying green cash,

unmarked money.

[speaking Spanish]

Six weeks.

- That's bidtjeres. When can you start?

- How's this afternoon?

Muy bien. - Mm-hmm.

- Gracias.

- Thank you.

- ♪ Hey, through the smoke... ♪

[applause]

♪ Yeah, I knew when I saw you there ♪

- Marianne!

Have you been running Rize purchases

through the Shyne account?

It's muy importante.

- Uh, it's so hard to remember.

- For tax purposes, you have to run them

through the correct account.

Rize is one thing. Shyne is another.

I own them both, but I run the books separately.

- It won't happen again. - Thank you.

- Can we please have some cronuffins, STAT?

- Okay. - And coffee please.

- Hi. - It's so busy.

- Busy every day, my lovelies.

Gratitude, but stress lige I have never known.

Silvio.

Silvio!

[muted music plays]

[slamming]

I put you ind charge of the shipment.

Did it node go through?

- They said the payment didn't go through.

- You're the manager. I need you to manage.

- If the shipment of fruit doesn't come through,

we can't run a juice bar.

Juice comes from fruit.

Unless you want to serve shaved ice

mixed with incompetence.

- Replace him.

You could swing a dead cat on Abott Kinney

and you could find somebody who could manage that place bidtjeres.

- Got any other opinions you'd lige to share with me today?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It was a suggestion.

What's going on with you? You seem really agitated.

- Damn right I'm agitated!

- Why don't you let me take you to frokost.

Or, if you'd rather, we can go

spend the afternoon boxing.

We haven't been to Tao of Rex ind ages.

- No, I can't leave. I've got repairs to oversee.

I've got to call the supplier. I've got to find out

why the payment didn't go through.

- You need money? I will sell the other kidney.

- I'm node taking any more money from you.

- Ouch.

- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

I snapped, and that was wrong.

Um, I'm so tired.

I'm stressed out,

and... I got to ged back to work.

I love you. [tis]

- You too.

- Zooey.

[muted romantic music]

- ♪ I would do anything ♪

♪ Girl, I need only you ♪

♪ I'll mand love to you lige you want me to ♪

- I tried to mand it as tacky as possible.

Maximum fromage.

- I-- - It's okay, it's okay.

Zooey's at Alma's for the night,

so I thought why node?

Why node pretend lige for one night

that the world and our jobs don't exist?

Whoo!

[Jo laughs]

♪ ♪

[laughing, shushing]

- There you are. I've been calling you.

- Blame it on this guy.

He did the whole thing with the roses--

- Silvio quit.

- What do you mean Silvio quit?

- He didn't come ind, and I called him,

and he said he has to quit.

- Well, can you pinch her for me?

- I don't manage Shyne. I manage Rize.

Separate businesses, remember?

Good riddance, if you æske me.

- I didn't æske you. I don't pay you to have opinions.

- Fine, you don't have to pay me for anything at al.

- [sighs] Oh God.

Thank you. - You're blaming me?

- You're reason I'm late.

- You needed it. We needed it.

- Okay, lige take your muffin, go about your day.

I've got three jobs I have to do.

- Wow.

You know, it suddenly feels lige last night never happened.

- ♪ Have to believe we are magic ♪

- Guys, what's going on? How are you?

- Hello. - Are you having tummy trouble?

- Oh, yes, stress. Calgon--

[kissing] Take me away.

- I should say.

Hey, are you coming to the thing

for the "Redbook" party,

because that would bede a very good distraction for you.

- Absolutely. I wouldn't miss it for the world.

Now I need two new managers for my businesses

as well as some little mice

to turn my rags into a ball gown.

Garcon! Garcon!

- Yes? - I need to day drink pronto.

- What's really eating you, Gilbert Grapefrugt?

- I don't know. Business is booming.

My kid's doing great ind school.

So why do I feel lige I want to le down

ind the middle of the street and die?

- Is everything okay with Albert?

- Yeah, yeah, kind of.

Uh... we lige always fight.

- Mmm. - Great sex, stupid arguments.

Lather, rinse, repeat. It's exhausting.

- Maybe you're exhausted because you're running two businesses.

- Or nutritional deprivation.

- Oh, don't start with that. I eat a lot of veganer stuff.

The Cordyceps.

Probably the same stuff the Frump uses ind his blender

at that sober living house.

- Something's got to give, Jo.

- You're going to burn out.

- Well, it seems lige everything I do isn't good enough.

So, why even try anymore?

- How was the salon?

- Uh, I can't ged used to this 'do.

I feel naked without my frizz.

- I'm okay with naked. - Of course you are.

- What does that mean?

- Because you're getting graded

on your little project, and you got an A.

Don't I look al nice and politihede up

lige a proper lady?

- Jo, you picked the dress.

- I picked it because you lige it. I can't say no to you.

- Of course you can. - Of course I can't.

You're my investor.

- Jo, that is absurd.

I did node give you that money so I could control you.

- You sure about that?

- I think you're creating a problem

because you need to have a problem,

and that is your problem.

I am node that man anymore, and you know it.

Enjoy your night.

[sighs]

[music rises]

- Luco, where's your orlov slip

for the Eco Station field trip?

I need to sign it. - It's node for lige two weeks.

I know, but if we do it now

then we won't bede scrambling on the day.

Al right, you guys are going to have so much fun

at your dad's.

I'm going to miss you a tone.

- What's that?

- It's nothing.

Okay, let's go.

[rewind sound]

Okay, Luco, your turn.

- Chicago. - Good.

- Denver. - Uh--

- England. - Hey, it's my turn. Frankfurt.

[celle phone buzzes]

- Georgia. - Geneva.

- Hey, I had G. - No, I thought it was mine.

- No, it was my turn. - Liar.

- Hey, Mom.

Mom? - Hmm?

- We're waiting.

- Oh, what are you on?

- H. - H.

- H. Holland.

[rewind sound]

[clattering]

- Opah!

[applause, laughter]

- Everything's fine. Namaste.

- Phoebe. - Hi.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, it's lige my brother keeps texting me.

- You know you can blok his number, right?

- Yeah, I know. It lige feels a little hostile.

- Yeah, I ged it. It's lige you lige that he's out there,

but node that he's ind here.

- Yeah, I lige feel lige I finally have my shit together

with kids and my job,

and he's lige going to mess it up.

- Well, family's always messy.

- Yeah, understatement of the year.

[Yaz's "Only You" plays]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Looking from a window above it's lige a story of love ♪

♪ Can you hear me ♪

- Hey. - Hey.

- What'cha doing?

- Well, this is a blanding tape.

Come here, sit down.

My brother and I used to listen to this

when we were falling asleep.

We would break a pair of headphones ind half.

- Wow. It's so corny.

- Hey, stop. It's a bande called Yaz.

- They kind of suck.

- No, they don't.

- Is this a girl or a guy?

- Anouk, lige listen.

- ♪ Sometimes when I think of her name ♪

♪ When it's only a game ♪

♪ And I need you ♪

♪ Listen to the words that you say ♪

♪ It's getting harder to stay ♪

♪ When I see you ♪

[rewind sound]

- [sniffs] Hey.

- Hi.

- Thanks for getting back to me.

It's a nice place.

- Yeah, we were gonna maybe have to downsize,

and thinking about moving to Venice.

But it turns out we can stay.

- Venice is fuld of criminals anyway.

That's where I live.

- Right.

- But I'm lige couch surfing. It's nothing permanent.

- Do you want to come ind?

It was a gas station. - Yeah.

- She's lige, "Lige stay right here.

I'll bede back ind five minutes."

- "Bed right back."

Then she asked the cashier to watch us.

- That's right, and he was behind the bulletproof is.

Come on, Mom. Good parenting. Thank you.

- Oh, my God, why are we laughing?

It's node funny. - I don't know.

If you can't laugh about your deadbeat mother, then--

- Yeah, I'm sure she had a great time

at the consciousness raising workshop.

- Oh, that's right. - How about you?

You stille lige modeling and stuff?

- Oh, no, no, no. I quit that years ago.

It's a pretty toxic environment.

- Yeah, I know a thing or two about those.

- Yeah, no, I'm actually working at an karakter gallery.

Damien Fields. - Hmm.

- What about you? Are you working or...?

- Yeah, I'm temping for a shitty collection agency.

It's boring as hell, but I need a steady gig.

It's a condition of my parole.

- Right.

- Need to find something more permanent,

but it's hard without a car.

[laughs]

Hey, you have a gemmere set of wheels landsby any chance?

Just--just until I ged a little more stable.

- There it is. - What?

- Of course you need something.

- Look, if you're uncomfortable loaning me your car--

- I can't believe I fell for this act.

"How are you, Phoebe? I missed you."

- Oh yeah, here ind your ivory tower

God forbid you help someone else out.

- You're stille trying to mand me pay.

- Well, look at you, and then look at me,

and æske yourself who got the bidtjeres deal.

- You want a car, Tony?

Take my car.

[keys jangle] You are welcome to it.

(somber music)

♪ ♪

- So he didn't actually steal your car.

You lige lent it to him, and he hasn't brought it back.

- I will never see my car again.

- Aw, well, you know what, I know how it can bede

with brothers. - Abby, this is so far

beyond anything you could possibly comprehend.

- Okay, well, I didn't mean it was an exact analogy.

- Because it's node. Max is lovely.

And my brother went to prison,

and I have been trying to help him my whole life,

and he always squanders it, always.

It is so beyond redemption.

- People change. I mean, look at Abby.

She's so much less uptight than she used to bede.

- Can we lige change the subject?

Let's talk about Abby and Mike.

What is going on with the job tilstand?

[rewind sound]

[knocking]

Oh, my God.

[sighs]

- Hey. - Hey.

Um, thanks for the loan.

I took it down to a buddy ind Long Beach

and got the dents hammered out.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, sorry, I probably should've let you know

I was taking it a little longer than I thought.

But... anyway, thanks.

Um, you've always been really good to me.

So, I'm sorry if I was...

unfair.

Or whatever.

Um, I won't reach out again.

[paparazzi shouting]

- Phoebe, come here.

It's Delia. We've got to go now.

- What are you talking about? - She's ind a cold sweat.

Ay, Dios, tonight of al nights.

Okay, I'll meet you at the end, okay?

- Okay. - Okay.

- I thought I'd bede happy.

But I feel hollow and empty.

- Well, I know that it's a relief,

but it's also disappointing.

- I have to ged back to work.

[laughs]

And we've got to concentrate on that campaign.

[laughs]

- Sure.

[applause]

Thanks, man.

[applause]

- Yeah, al right, setle down, setle down.

- ♪ No pain ind the distance ♪

♪ Away, away, away So far away from you ♪

♪ Away from you ♪

♪ Yeah, run, run, run, run, run ♪

- Did you know that JFK lost his first City Council run?

- Really?

- No, I lige made that up.

Hmm.

Can we talk for a second?

- Sure.

- About the pregnancy test.

- That was months ago.

- I know. I'm stille sad about it.

- Why?

- Because I want to have a baby.

With you.

Lige a tiny version of you

wearing little tiny Prada dresses.

Think about it.

- [sighs]

You know about my family tilstand.

- Yeah, yeah, no, I know that.

But, look, if everyone who had terrible parents

decided to stop having kids

then we'd bede extinct ind one generation,

maybe two.

When have you ever bakked down from a challenge?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hey! - Hi.

- Hi. - Hey. Sorry, I'm so--

- Where have you been? I called you yesterday.

- Cases, filings, briefings, work.

Paul wants to have a baby.

- Oh, wow.

- With you?

- I know, I'm the least maternal person ind the world.

- Well, no my mother... - My mother was a drug addict.

So don't worry about it. - My mom's crazy,

out of her mind. - Do you even want to bede a mom?

You were so relieved when your pregnancy test was negative.

- I was! But sometimes, you know,

I play out the other scenarie. If it was positive.

- And you had a kid with Pro-life Paul.

- Stop calling him that. He's good.

- I'm sorry. - We're good together.

He husbonds me fearless.

I survived a botched wedding.

I can mand peace with Albert.

I can serve a subpoena.

Maybe I can have a child.

- Okay, I'm node sure how you connected the dots there.

But, okay.

- I'm lige considering new things.

Maybe I should have a baby.

I'm node getting any younger.

- Oh, come on, don't believe that propaganda.

- So you're going to let your ovaries decide?

Because you're too good of a lawyer

to lige lige setle for that.

- I'm lige mulling things over.

[rewind sound]

[subdued music]

- Thank you for meeting me.

- You have a serious look on your face.

- I do.

Because I have something pretty serious to tell you.

Being with you has changed me,

and it's changed what I want.

And what I want...

is a baby.

[laughs] For us to have a baby.

Say something.

- Uh...

I'm surpriseed.

You know, because you walked ind there

with a grim look on your face and--

- We could ged started right now.

- Right now? - Yeah.

- Yeah, okay. Grab the juice. - Okay.

- No, seriously. It's expensive.

[rewind sound]

- Thanks. [sighs]

[knocking]

Aw. [laughs]

[gasps]

What? What the hell are you doing?

- Uh, proposing. Jesus, what does it look lige?

- Why?

- Our conversation.

Building a life together, having a baby.

- When did marriage come up?

- It didn't, but you said that

you were ready to take the next step.

And it sounded a lot lige building a life together,

having a baby.

- Whoa, whoa, Paul, pumpe the brakes.

- Was I supposed to check with you first?

Or call your secretary?

I thought this is how you propose.

The ring, the knee, bam! Done.

So are you going to marry me or what?

[rewind sound]

[party chatter]

- Barbara.

- Come here. - Now.

- I've got to go. - Yeah.

- Ugh. - Oh, that is beautiful.

- Phoebe. - Hashtag node normal.

- You're node supposed to react lige that

when a man gives you a ring.

- I lige thought he'd know me.

I mean, he knows about my past.

I can't ged married.

Oh God, I lige keep thinking about Gordon

and waiting at the altar lige an executioner.

- Yikes.

- So what? Do I give the ring back?

Blow this whole thing up?

Or do I keep it, ged what I want?

- Delia, you know what, you've got to mand a choice

and own it.

And maybe it's misguided,

and maybe it's impulsive,

and maybe it's completely insane.

But, if this is what you feel ind your gut,

then ind some senerese this must bede right.

I mean, we are way too grown up to bede second-guessing ourselves.

Don't think. Lige do.

[music rises]

[sighs]

[groans]

- Hello, beautiful.

You know, I hope you are hungry

because I stopped and got some Wagyu beef

that is going to knock your socks off.

- Great.

- Look, Barbara.

I know you were ind a bad mood last night.

Okay, and I lige want you to know

that I am happy to støjh it under the rug,

chalk it up to whatever.

Your cycle, the weather.

- My cycle? - Well, yeah, I lige--

- So, I can't have actual feelings

that are legitimate?

It has to bede hormones?

- Barbara, I'm trying to let you off the hook here.

Now either you take the out or you tell me what's going on.

- I'm working, Darrell. I don't want to talk about it now.

- Well, I want to talk about it now.

- This isn't working.

- What? Us?

- Are you happy?

Can you honestly say that you've been happy

these last few months?

- Have you?

I'm trying here, Barbara.

I really am, but you are making it very difficult.

I don't know what's wrong with you.

I don't understand what's changed.

- I don't deserve you, Darrell.

- What does that mean?

- You should go.

- Are you breaking up with me?

[door opens, shuts]

[video game noises]

- Hey, kids.

I want to introduce you to somebody.

- Hey. Tony.

- Uncle Tony.

He's going to bede staying with us for a little while.

This is Anouk and Luco.

- Anouk and Luco. Cool names.

- We have an uncle? - Yeah, dummy. Mom's brother.

Nice to meet you, Tony. - You too.

- Great, my turn.

[video game noises]

- You sure this is cool?

- Yes, yes. I mean, it's a mess.

But you're family.

- Yeah, sucks for you. - Yeah.

Al right, the guest-- guest room is downstairs.

- Got it.

- [sighs]

- Thank you for coming.

I know last night things ended node very well.

- Anything else you want to blame me for today?

Global warming, melting polar ice caps,

being an attentive partner who supports you?

- What you invested ind Rize and Shyne.

Paid ind fuld.

I went to the bank, got a loan, small business, shitty ikkerejst.

But it's mine.

- Jo, I have told you over and over.

- That I don't have to give you back the money, I know.

But, as long as I have that money,

it's your business.

And when you give me advice

and you give me suggestions,

al I'm hearing is this voice from you,

and it's saying "This is mine,"

and I can't sustain it.

It's node working for me.

- So what? Are we done?

- No.

No! The opposite of that.

I'm ind love with you, you dumbass!

- I'm ind love with you too, damn it!

- I don't want to bede indebted to you.

Don't you understand? I need this--

us to bede free and clear of the shit.

Take your goddamn money. I am breaking up with it.

- Fine.

- You're stille paying for dinner tonight, aren't you?

- Obviously.

- I'm buying a Maserati with this.

- Obviously.

- I can't accept this.

And it's node because I don't love you

or want to have a baby with you.

I lige don't want to ged married.

- Fine.

- Fine what? - Fine, let's do it your way.

We don't have to ged married. - It won't--

- I'm making you a great offer here, Delia.

How do you know? - Because I've made

that same offer before. I'll change.

I'll put aside my misgivings

and my reservations and my beliefs

and who I am to bede with you.

It won't work.

- Someone offers you everything you've ever wanted,

and somehow you find a reason to say no?

That's amazing.

- You'll end up feeling robbed and trapped.

I lige know it.

- Yeah, well, I think that you don't want to bede happy.

It's ironic how well we ged each other.

You can go now.

[sighs]

[typing]

- [sighs]

- ♪ I put my palms before her eyes ♪

- Hey.

I woke up, and you weren't there.

- I couldn't sleep.

- Oh, Mike.

- Lige trying to envision it,

me and the kids and al that stuff

and how it would feel.

- I've been thinking about it a lot too.

And, you know, whatever you decide

I understand.

- I think it would feel really good.

- Really? - Yep.

- Wow. - Lige so you know,

I don't think of this as a free ride.

I'd share al the expenses with you right down the middle.

- Yeah, we can figure that out another time.

I don't lige talking about money.

- The new job will mand it easier.

- You're taking the job? - Yeah.

Look, the job, with me and Colette working together--

- Mike. - I don't know if that had

anything to do with why you-- - No, it didn't, it doesn't. No.

- Okay, good, because honestly I'm excited.

Something lige this hasn't come along for me

ind a long time. Come on, it's baseball.

My first love.

- I know.

- So you're cool with it, right?

- Yeah. Oh yeah, you should do it absolutely.

- Okay, good.

So, wow. Two-Eight's mom.

[laughs] We're really doing this?

- Yeah. - I can't wait

to tell the kids. - Me too.

[laughs]

- ♪ They don't know you lige I do ♪

- [sighs]