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Okay. Fourth and final roll.
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Closest to the library door
without hitting it.
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Franklin and Bash are a way.
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Franklin and Bash is a way.
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We're a team.
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Oh yeah, well, they didn't do it
like that at my country club.
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Go.
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Go! Sweep! Sweep!
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Sweep! Sweep! Sweep! Sweep!
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Oh! Sweep!
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Oh. Ah, Stanton. Hi.
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-Sorry.
-Uh, you know what?
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We were just, um...
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Don't bother.
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Duncan Morrow.
His daughter, Eileen.
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It's a pleasure.
Peter Bash.
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Sports-memorabilia people?
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Ah, we've been expecting you.
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Did you know, by the way,
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that the best sports literature
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works in direct relation
to the size of the ball?
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For instance, the smaller
the ball, the better the book.
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"Golf in the Kingdom."
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-Did not know that.
-News to me.
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Well, now you do.
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Seriously, he needs an MRI.
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Yeah, I know.
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Our office.
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Yeah. Thank you.
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Leather is the perfect medium.
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They say fingerprints can last
up to 50 years on a baseball.
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"Ron Hassey, Dennis Eckersley...
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Doug Harvey."
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From 1988.
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Wait a minute.
This can't be...
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This was never found.
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Because I had it.
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Okay, if you're telling me
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that's the Kirk Gibson
home-run ball,
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I'm gonna have to lock
that door.
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It's Kirk Gibson's
home-run ball.
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-No way.
-Yeah.
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No way!
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-I was at that game!
-Oh, yeah?
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Yeah!
Greatest home run ever.
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-Okay.
-I-it landed
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five rows behind me
and ended up at my feet.
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You never showed it to anybody?
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Well, I kind of liked
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the legend of the missing ball.
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I had it authenticated
for my father's 65th birthday.
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Wasn't that sweet of her?
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Oh, no. It turned out
to be a huge mistake.
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My brothers were at the game
with him.
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And now they're saying
they caught the ball.
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They're suing me for the ball.
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They want to sell it.
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-What?
-Yeah.
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Why?
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Well, it's got to be worth
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300, 400 grand easy, right?
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A fool
knows the price of everything
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and the value of nothing.
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That's beautiful.
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Mr. Morrow,
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we're gonna get this ball
the respect it deserves.
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♪ Franklin & Bash 1x05 ♪
You Can't Take It With You
Original Air Date on June 29, 2011
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♪ Ooh, what a mixture ♪
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♪ such a vivid picture ♪
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♪ ooh, what a mixture ♪
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♪ if I must say so myself ♪
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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So, Colin, is there
ever a bad time to buy a house?
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Um...
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When my brother's the agent.
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-He couldn't close a suitcase.
-I closed Ann Rushing.
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Yeah, to get back at me
after I dumped her.
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You were better off
with Shelley.
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Shelley?
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What do you guys want?
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Well, we know that you've begun
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court proceedings with
your attorney here for the ball,
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but your, uh, father and sister
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suggested
that we have a casual chat,
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maybe see
if we can sort this out.
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Listening. Go.
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Well, the law became quite clear
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during the fight
for Barry Bonds' ball --
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and, hey, I realize
saying Bonds' name
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in the same sentence
as Kirk Gibson --
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sacrilege, uncool.
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Barry Bonds?
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Giant.
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Arch rival.
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Okay, um, a ball hit
out of the field of play
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is "owned" by the first person
who picks it up.
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Exactly.
Possession is 9/10 of the law.
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But we possess the ball.
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It's our ball.
We picked it up.
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"We"? Together?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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Colin helped me...
Pick it up.
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You're
actually gonna let your --
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You know what?
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I wish we could have come
to an agreement. I really do.
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But, uh, I guess we'll just see
what happens in court.
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All right? Okay.
Thanks for your time.
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Thought that went well.
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What the hell
was that all about?
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Dude,
their lawyer's incompetent.
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-Clearly.
-Yeah.
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So I was hoping
just for a settlement,
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but with this guy
representing them,
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I think we could win
possession of the ball.
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It's like I'm facing
batting-practice pitching here.
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-Gone!
-See, I hate
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-when you get like this.
-Like what?
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-All cocky.
-I'm always cocky.
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It's an irritating asset.
Works well for me.
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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
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Buffalo.
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Peter, don't.
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Come on,
that's like reminding a batter
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about a pitcher
who once plunked him.
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-You don't do that.
-Oh, you are very liberal
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with the baseball analogies
today.
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It's a case about a baseball!
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You know I like my metaphors to
reflect the case I'm working on.
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-You don't.
-I do now.
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-Buffalo, New York.
-Seriously, shut up.
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Your junior high could have won
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-the academic decathlon.
-No!
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You could have been a hero,
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except you skipped a review
session and said that Buffalo
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-was the state capital...
-I'm not listening.
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-...of New York.
-Used to be!
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Or to use one of your analogies,
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you took a fast ball right down
the middle for strike three.
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No! I did not.
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-Listen to me.
-You listen --
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Never underestimate
anybody, all right?
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Nothing's ever easy.
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-You listening?
-No.
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-You listening now?
-Yes.
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-Is this considered sexting?
-Gentlemen...
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I have a client that I'd prefer
not to be alone with.
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-Not safe?
-Yeah, for him.
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You know a Ronny Streppi?
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The douchey dad!
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Yeah. In there.
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Yeah, so, I signed this waiver
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so this reality show
could film my life.
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I must have been out of my mind.
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Well, at least
they put you in a sweet pad.
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You've seen it?
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'Cause the only thing I can see
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that they want to show
is my gut.
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You know, I think
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they're all about making me look
like a tool.
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How did they make you
look like a drunk?
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Lighting your chest hair on fire
in front of your kids?
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Yeah.
Yeah, that got out of control.
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I'm not used to them
Belgian beers.
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Tell me about it.
It's like 20-proof.
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Made by monks,
but monks who like to party.
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Right! Right!
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Well, here's the deal.
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Half of America knows me now
as "The Douchey Dad,"
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including my kids,
and they're embarrassed,
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and they want to avoid me.
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So you guys got to get me out
of this contract.
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And one of you two
is joining my team.
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Well, I would love to,
but I'm defending
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-Kirk Gibson's base--
-Bash, welcome aboard.
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I'll have all the files sent to
your office. Okay? Thanks. Bye.
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Wish I could, but...
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You know why she asked you,
right?
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'Cause she's done with you
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and tossing you
like a dead battery?
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Yeah, that sounds about right.
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Guys?
I'm a real, live human being.
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No, I mean I can hear what
you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I don't know if
it's client-attorney privilege
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or whatever that is.
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Good times.
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Gentlemen, a word?
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Blow us. We're busy
saving Kirk Gibson's ball.
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That's more than a word.
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Yeah, but I like him.
He gets extra.
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Guys, seriously.
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Something someone sent me is now
on the Infeld/Daniels server.
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Porn?
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It's complicated.
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It's complicated porn?
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Oh, maybe we underestimated you.
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Why don't you let us
take a look at it?
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Look,
I want to be a judge someday.
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-No.
-Yeah, you do.
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And I don't want this
to be a vetting issue.
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I need it off.
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-Dude, talk to I.T.
-I did.
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Do you think that you two
would be my first choice?
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But if I use them,
there's this whole process,
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and I need this
to be outsourced.
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Wow. Must be bad.
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A crazy fraternity brother.
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We know one guy
who might be able to help.
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Your honor, I'm not sure
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if you read
our motion for summary judgment.
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We're actually pretty proud
of it. Yeah.
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I don't know
if you've noticed --
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opposing counsel
has not yet arrived.
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Ah!
You know, I hadn't noticed that.
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I was too busy being
punctual and respectful
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of the court's time
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to even take a look at
the tardiness of said counsel.
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-But...
-Dude...
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I think it was Cyndi Lauper
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-who said respect --
-Dude.
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-Dude, I'm lawyering.
-Dude.
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Gentlemen.
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Y-your honor,
may I have a moment?
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Sure. Why not?
I guess I've got all day.
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I'm afraid to ask what
happened to their first lawyer.
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You got some blood
in your teeth.
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I contacted Greg and
Colin and offered my services.
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They accepted.
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So, you went to work
for a big firm, huh?
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Thought you weren't
gonna do that.
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Well, it's a good fit.
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After we're done,
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I hope you don't regret
that decision.
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Summary judgment
just got a little tougher.
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Who is that guy?
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That's Leonard Franklin.
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My father.
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Last time I guess was,
yeah, the holidays.
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Yeah, he reminded me
where he went to law school
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-with some Yale Christmas songs.
-Unbelievable.
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You get a really cool case, and
Leonard the impaler shows up.
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Probably because
I got a really cool case.
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Dude, you okay with this?
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-If you need any help...
-No, I got it.
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-No worries.
- Jared.
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I heard you had an unplanned
family reunion in court today.
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Oh, yeah, everything but
the potato salad. It was fun.
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I-I'm really sorry.
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I wouldn't have put you
on the case had I known.
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Guys, I'm fine with this.
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My dad's a lawyer.
I'm a lawyer.
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Although he's a lawyer
who literally spanked you.
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-That's true.
- Peter, would you mind
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if I had a word
with your partner in private?
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Sure.
255
00:09:50,038 --> 00:09:51,739
Listen, Jared,
256
00:09:51,773 --> 00:09:56,211
there's something
that I want you to know.
257
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Stanton, I know, all right?
258
00:09:58,114 --> 00:09:59,281
Leonard Franklin took on
259
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the second-biggest union
in the world.
260
00:10:01,251 --> 00:10:03,152
Leonard Franklin
re-wrote search and seizure.
261
00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:06,021
Leonard Franklin was featured
in "Wine Spectator" twice.
262
00:10:06,056 --> 00:10:07,122
I got it.
263
00:10:07,157 --> 00:10:09,691
Twice? That's absurd.
264
00:10:09,726 --> 00:10:11,626
It doesn't matter.
To me, he's just the guy
265
00:10:11,661 --> 00:10:14,061
who wouldn't let me watch
"Walker, Texas Ranger"
266
00:10:14,096 --> 00:10:16,297
because it made
"A mockery of the law."
267
00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,101
Are you good to go with this?
268
00:10:20,135 --> 00:10:21,869
Absolutely.
269
00:10:21,904 --> 00:10:24,004
Hell, it might even satisfy
a family-holiday obligation.
270
00:10:24,039 --> 00:10:26,707
All right. Good luck.
271
00:10:26,741 --> 00:10:28,976
I don't need it.
272
00:10:31,747 --> 00:10:34,248
You know,
273
00:10:34,282 --> 00:10:36,383
if my father
was Leonard Franklin
274
00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,052
and I was about to go
up against him,
275
00:10:38,086 --> 00:10:39,987
I'm just saying,
I'd be working right now.
276
00:10:40,022 --> 00:10:42,190
If my father
was Leonard Franklin,
277
00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:44,326
I would be working
for Leonard Franklin.
278
00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,895
Did Jared ever get that chance?
279
00:10:46,929 --> 00:10:48,831
Yeah, and he turned it down.
280
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:51,133
Imagine working for your father,
side-by-side.
281
00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:52,267
It is a dream come true.
282
00:10:52,302 --> 00:10:55,070
Uh, maybe in Pindaristan.
283
00:10:57,841 --> 00:11:00,275
You really --
you should lock that door.
284
00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:02,811
-Or at least close it.
-They're not here.
285
00:11:02,845 --> 00:11:03,912
Yeah, I'm here for Pindar.
286
00:11:03,947 --> 00:11:05,080
Oh.
287
00:11:05,114 --> 00:11:06,748
Really?
288
00:11:06,782 --> 00:11:08,717
Yes. I believe
that Jared and Peter mentioned
289
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:09,818
that I needed your help.
290
00:11:09,852 --> 00:11:11,653
Oh, you're the...guy.
291
00:11:11,688 --> 00:11:15,324
Yes. Because you are
the expert in computer law.
292
00:11:15,358 --> 00:11:16,858
Follow me, Mr. Karp.
293
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,727
I think I can help you
with your problem.
294
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,096
We're just gonna do
some research.
295
00:11:21,130 --> 00:11:22,798
It was very nice to see you.
296
00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:24,132
Carmen.
297
00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:26,234
Mm.
298
00:11:29,138 --> 00:11:32,240
So, every file leaves a
unique bit count on the server.
299
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,710
I need a copy of the file.
I need to open it.
300
00:11:34,744 --> 00:11:37,312
There's no other way?
Like control/alt/delete or...
301
00:11:37,347 --> 00:11:39,214
No, there's no other way.
302
00:11:39,248 --> 00:11:42,885
I was afraid of this.
303
00:11:45,888 --> 00:11:47,422
This is a contract.
304
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:51,125
It will pay you $5,000 to remove
the file from the server,
305
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,860
provided you adhere
to a gag order,
306
00:11:52,895 --> 00:11:54,763
which stipulates
that if you ever discuss
307
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,364
the contents of this file,
I'll...
308
00:11:56,398 --> 00:11:58,199
Just kill you.
309
00:11:58,233 --> 00:12:01,236
What's on the file?
310
00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:02,671
Sign.
311
00:12:04,106 --> 00:12:06,374
Sign it.
312
00:12:06,409 --> 00:12:07,909
Sign it, Pindar.
313
00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:11,146
Not a great sleeper.
314
00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:13,649
I have insomnia.
So I did a sleep study.
315
00:12:13,683 --> 00:12:15,150
They hook you up to electrodes
316
00:12:15,185 --> 00:12:17,854
and test your rem, sleep apnea,
the whole deal.
317
00:12:17,888 --> 00:12:20,990
I didn't know they were
videoing me all night, too.
318
00:12:21,025 --> 00:12:25,328
I wanted the study to go well,
so I relaxed myself.
319
00:12:25,362 --> 00:12:26,862
Oh, you sing, too?
320
00:12:26,897 --> 00:12:30,099
No. I relaxed myself.
321
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,101
Relax.
322
00:12:34,203 --> 00:12:35,971
I'm not gonna say it again.
323
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,839
I still don't know what --
324
00:12:37,873 --> 00:12:39,107
okay, I just got it.
325
00:12:39,141 --> 00:12:40,641
They sent it to me,
326
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,243
and now it's
on the Infeld/Daniels server.
327
00:12:42,277 --> 00:12:43,677
I need you to get it off.
328
00:12:43,712 --> 00:12:45,079
It's not a big deal, Mr. Karp.
329
00:12:45,113 --> 00:12:47,047
Occasionally when I can't relax,
330
00:12:47,082 --> 00:12:48,883
I also rough up the suspect...
331
00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:51,285
Till he orgasms.
332
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,153
Although,
I don't always tape myself.
333
00:12:53,188 --> 00:12:56,223
I guess I'm afraid that if my
mom finds it, what's her rea--
334
00:12:57,292 --> 00:12:58,992
Find it.
335
00:12:59,027 --> 00:13:00,394
Destroy it.
336
00:13:00,428 --> 00:13:01,996
Tell no one.
337
00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:04,198
Good night.
338
00:13:11,906 --> 00:13:14,208
-High fly ball...
-Oh!
339
00:13:14,242 --> 00:13:15,976
Scully ...To right field!
340
00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:18,612
She is gone!
341
00:13:18,646 --> 00:13:20,181
Oh, I still get goose bumps!
342
00:13:20,215 --> 00:13:22,316
And I wish I could grow
a 'stache like that.
343
00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:23,851
I got to be honest.
344
00:13:26,755 --> 00:13:29,357
Oh!
Now, see, the video
345
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:31,759
doesn't show
who actually caught the ball.
346
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:36,096
It almost shows the awesomeness
of that moment -- almost.
347
00:13:37,298 --> 00:13:40,166
You love this ball,
don't you, Greg?
348
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,335
-Yes, I do.
-Yes, you do.
349
00:13:42,369 --> 00:13:43,869
'Cause when Kirk Gibson
350
00:13:43,904 --> 00:13:46,104
rocked this out of the park
on that day,
351
00:13:46,138 --> 00:13:48,340
this became more than a ball.
352
00:13:48,374 --> 00:13:52,310
It became the beating heart
of a people.
353
00:13:52,345 --> 00:13:55,013
-Didn't it?
-Absolutely.
354
00:13:55,047 --> 00:13:56,981
I mean, look at their faces.
355
00:13:57,015 --> 00:13:58,249
Look at their faces.
356
00:13:58,283 --> 00:13:59,784
-They are moved!
-Objection.
357
00:13:59,818 --> 00:14:02,252
-Counsel is testifying.
-Sustained.
358
00:14:02,287 --> 00:14:04,188
They are moved
because those fans --
359
00:14:04,222 --> 00:14:06,223
and I include myself
and my client in this group --
360
00:14:06,258 --> 00:14:08,993
believe that baseball
is more than America's game.
361
00:14:09,028 --> 00:14:13,232
It is our nation's
unifying religion,
362
00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:14,967
and this ball, this ball...
363
00:14:15,001 --> 00:14:18,138
It's our holy grail.
364
00:14:18,172 --> 00:14:20,741
Reverend Franklin,
is there a question?
365
00:14:22,777 --> 00:14:24,344
I'm sorry, your honor.
366
00:14:24,379 --> 00:14:25,912
Guys like Greg and I,
367
00:14:25,947 --> 00:14:28,314
we bleed red, white,
and Dodger blue, right?
368
00:14:28,349 --> 00:14:31,083
-Absolutely.
-Absolutely.
369
00:14:31,117 --> 00:14:33,519
By the way, did the Dodgers get
to the playoffs last year?
370
00:14:34,687 --> 00:14:37,222
Uh...
371
00:14:37,256 --> 00:14:39,891
-I don't know.
-You don't know?
372
00:14:39,925 --> 00:14:44,028
But you love
America's pastime...
373
00:14:44,062 --> 00:14:45,963
and the Dodgers...
374
00:14:45,998 --> 00:14:47,799
and this ball.
375
00:14:48,901 --> 00:14:50,735
What kind of man doesn't know
376
00:14:50,770 --> 00:14:53,005
whether his favorite
baseball team
377
00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:54,974
made the playoffs last year?
378
00:15:04,318 --> 00:15:05,885
-Oh, that went well.
-It did.
379
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,287
I mean -- wait.
What just happened?
380
00:15:07,321 --> 00:15:08,855
Well,
we just successfully subpoenaed
381
00:15:08,889 --> 00:15:10,256
all the reality company's
footage of you.
382
00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:11,925
We're gonna use it to prove
383
00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:13,059
they've been maliciously
depicting you out of context.
384
00:15:13,093 --> 00:15:14,360
-Uh...
-You know,
385
00:15:14,395 --> 00:15:16,028
bad stuff making you look bad
is bad.
386
00:15:16,063 --> 00:15:17,763
-It is bad.
-It is ba--
387
00:15:17,798 --> 00:15:18,798
Ronny, what are you doing, man?
388
00:15:18,832 --> 00:15:20,065
Hey, I'm trying
389
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,733
to get off your show, Lucian.
390
00:15:21,768 --> 00:15:23,201
Yeah?
How's that working out?
391
00:15:23,236 --> 00:15:24,770
Come on. Show up for work.
Your kids miss you.
392
00:15:24,804 --> 00:15:26,939
My kids think I'm a jerk
'cause of you.
393
00:15:26,973 --> 00:15:28,274
I don't think it's thanks to me.
394
00:15:28,308 --> 00:15:30,009
-Really?! Really?!
-Come on.
395
00:15:30,043 --> 00:15:31,244
Come on, big fella. Come on.
396
00:15:33,347 --> 00:15:35,249
Driving home from the stadium,
397
00:15:35,283 --> 00:15:37,084
who maintained
control of the ball?
398
00:15:37,119 --> 00:15:40,021
I did.
I put it in my pocket.
399
00:15:40,055 --> 00:15:42,657
They were fighting over it,
like usual.
400
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,326
Do you remember
what you said when you took it?
401
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,861
Yeah, something like, uh,
402
00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:50,865
"When you stop fighting like
a couple of nitwits and grow up,
403
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,834
I'll give you the ball back."
404
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:56,337
My clients have
that exact same recollection.
405
00:15:56,371 --> 00:16:00,740
Mr. Morrow, uh, are your sons,
in fact, now grown up?
406
00:16:02,076 --> 00:16:04,010
Well, uh...
407
00:16:05,779 --> 00:16:09,049
-...I guess.
-No need to guess.
408
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:11,618
According to the great state
of California,
409
00:16:11,652 --> 00:16:14,821
being a grown-up
starts at the age of 18 --
410
00:16:14,856 --> 00:16:16,289
-for most people.
-Objection.
411
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,458
Argumentative. And lame.
412
00:16:19,861 --> 00:16:21,929
-Overruled.
-So it seems
413
00:16:21,963 --> 00:16:23,764
that all three parties
in this case recall
414
00:16:23,798 --> 00:16:25,666
-making a verbal contract.
-Objection!
415
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:28,002
Your honor, opposing counsel
knows full well
416
00:16:28,036 --> 00:16:31,271
verbal contracts don't really
exist between fathers and sons.
417
00:16:31,306 --> 00:16:35,042
Case law shows
that contracts with minors
418
00:16:35,076 --> 00:16:37,645
are voidable
only to protect the minor,
419
00:16:37,679 --> 00:16:40,782
and should such contract inure
to the benefit of the minor,
420
00:16:40,816 --> 00:16:42,784
they are fully enforceable.
421
00:16:42,818 --> 00:16:45,019
And I think
that opposing counsel
422
00:16:45,053 --> 00:16:48,755
needs to brush up on Robert's
Rules of courtroom decorum.
423
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:51,758
Really? Should I?
Who's Robert?
424
00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:53,526
Okay, counselors,
approach the bench, please.
425
00:16:58,832 --> 00:17:00,766
Gentlemen,
are we really gonna do this?
426
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,834
Your honor,
opposing counsel is implying
427
00:17:02,868 --> 00:17:04,802
a binding contract
between a father and son,
428
00:17:04,837 --> 00:17:07,805
even though I happen to know
he himself broke such a contract
429
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,974
to his son
when he promised him a BMX bike
430
00:17:10,008 --> 00:17:12,043
if he went to Latin camp
when he was 9.
431
00:17:12,077 --> 00:17:13,611
Relevance, your honor?
432
00:17:13,645 --> 00:17:15,579
None.
If you want to tell daddy
433
00:17:15,614 --> 00:17:17,215
that he didn't have any respect
for you,
434
00:17:17,249 --> 00:17:19,951
you'll just have to wait until
you're on your third eggnog,
435
00:17:19,985 --> 00:17:21,586
like the rest of the world.
436
00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:23,255
This is not therapy for you
to work out your issues.
437
00:17:23,289 --> 00:17:24,989
This is court.
438
00:17:25,023 --> 00:17:28,793
Now, you start acting like
a lawyer, or you're done here.
439
00:17:28,828 --> 00:17:29,927
Understood?
440
00:17:29,962 --> 00:17:31,262
Yes.
441
00:17:31,296 --> 00:17:33,631
Proceed, please.
442
00:17:33,665 --> 00:17:35,133
Ooh.
443
00:17:45,493 --> 00:17:46,621
What's with the books, buddy?
444
00:17:46,622 --> 00:17:48,050
Daddy making you do
your homework?
445
00:17:48,051 --> 00:17:51,187
I want to beat him.
He thinks I'm this legal clown.
446
00:17:51,221 --> 00:17:53,255
So?
Clowns can be badass.
447
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:56,124
Yeah. Pennywise from
Stephen king's seminal "It" --
448
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,225
terrifying.
449
00:17:57,259 --> 00:17:58,326
Insane clown posse.
450
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,427
Krusty. Huh?
451
00:18:00,462 --> 00:18:03,563
Come on, man. We'll help you
kick Leonard's ass
452
00:18:03,598 --> 00:18:05,065
with your big red clown shoe.
453
00:18:05,099 --> 00:18:06,500
What happened today?
454
00:18:06,534 --> 00:18:09,570
My dad somehow turned
Duncan trying to control
455
00:18:09,604 --> 00:18:12,873
his sons from fighting in
the back of a car 20 years ago
456
00:18:12,908 --> 00:18:14,175
into a legal contract.
457
00:18:14,209 --> 00:18:16,978
You couldn't kneecap
that argument?
458
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:19,948
I may have gotten
a little emotional.
459
00:18:19,982 --> 00:18:22,717
Come on. We all know
family can make people crazy.
460
00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:28,322
Hey, guys, this is
the raw footage of Ronny
461
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:31,159
that we subpoenaed
from the reality show.
462
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,927
Okay. Is this it?
463
00:18:32,961 --> 00:18:34,862
Well, there's 1,300
hours. They video-papered us.
464
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,196
-Oh.
-Go through it.
465
00:18:36,231 --> 00:18:37,831
Try to find scenes
that make Ronny look good.
466
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:39,833
I'd love to, but I'm busy.
467
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,101
I'm working for Mr. Karp.
468
00:18:41,135 --> 00:18:43,403
Oh, yeah. Big case.
469
00:18:43,437 --> 00:18:45,138
Surprisingly big.
470
00:18:45,172 --> 00:18:46,907
Hey, why can't you help?
471
00:18:46,941 --> 00:18:48,341
I will,
but I want to help Jared first.
472
00:18:48,376 --> 00:18:50,878
No, I'm good.
I don't need help.
473
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:54,582
They're brothers.
Find the pressure points.
474
00:19:00,156 --> 00:19:03,058
Hey, you got a sec?
It's about your douchey dad.
475
00:19:03,093 --> 00:19:04,926
Yeah, I guess.
476
00:19:04,961 --> 00:19:07,262
So, Peter wanted me to
go through the reality footage
477
00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:10,164
and find clips of Ronny that
actually make him look good.
478
00:19:10,199 --> 00:19:12,066
They don't pay you enough.
479
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,201
Agreed.
So, should the clips show
480
00:19:14,235 --> 00:19:16,203
footage of kindness
or competence?
481
00:19:16,237 --> 00:19:18,271
-Seriously?
-Yeah.
482
00:19:18,305 --> 00:19:19,873
I'd settle for anything
483
00:19:19,907 --> 00:19:21,441
where
he isn't a self-involved dolt
484
00:19:21,475 --> 00:19:23,109
desperately milking
his 15 minutes.
485
00:19:23,143 --> 00:19:26,012
Okay. Not a fan.
486
00:19:26,046 --> 00:19:28,515
I prefer stars with some
talent -- more than the ability
487
00:19:28,550 --> 00:19:30,918
to play "The star-spangled
banner" with their armpit.
488
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,486
I get that.
489
00:19:32,521 --> 00:19:35,290
But then again, I'd hate to see
what people would think
490
00:19:35,324 --> 00:19:38,160
if a reality crew
was following me around 24/7.
491
00:19:38,194 --> 00:19:40,095
I'm sure
they wouldn't catch you
492
00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:42,331
using your quasi-fame
to score a free flat-screen.
493
00:19:42,366 --> 00:19:44,933
I went through an awkward phase.
494
00:19:44,968 --> 00:19:47,569
Not everybody can be perfect
all the time.
495
00:19:51,641 --> 00:19:53,942
Colin, would you call
the mood of the crowd
496
00:19:53,977 --> 00:19:56,345
that night of game one electric?
497
00:19:56,379 --> 00:19:58,113
Yeah, sure. Why not?
498
00:19:58,147 --> 00:20:01,016
If that's the case,
then why did you ask to leave
499
00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:03,952
the game in the fifth inning to
go home to watch "Full House"?
500
00:20:03,986 --> 00:20:05,921
That's not true.
I wanted to stay.
501
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,289
My brother wanted to leave.
502
00:20:07,323 --> 00:20:09,658
-Oh, that's bullsh--
-Excuse me?!
503
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,927
Sorry.
504
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,329
Well, lucky you stayed,
505
00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:16,030
or else you would have missed
the home run.
506
00:20:16,599 --> 00:20:18,466
It's your position
507
00:20:18,501 --> 00:20:23,338
that you both caught the ball
at the exact same moment.
508
00:20:23,372 --> 00:20:24,973
How did you even do that?
509
00:20:25,007 --> 00:20:26,207
It rolled around.
510
00:20:26,242 --> 00:20:29,043
We grabbed it at the same time.
511
00:20:29,077 --> 00:20:32,213
Isn't it possible
that you caught the ball first,
512
00:20:32,247 --> 00:20:34,349
even by just a fraction
of a second?
513
00:20:34,383 --> 00:20:37,619
Mm, well...
514
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,087
That would be a "no," dickwad.
515
00:20:39,122 --> 00:20:40,556
You know what?
516
00:20:40,590 --> 00:20:42,291
You speak out of turn
one more time, Mr. Morrow,
517
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:44,226
I'm holding you in contempt.
518
00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:47,396
No. We definitely
grabbed it at the same time.
519
00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:49,931
I see.
520
00:20:49,966 --> 00:20:51,966
And which one of you
should have grabbed Shelley?
521
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,768
Excuse me? Shelley?
522
00:20:55,237 --> 00:20:57,171
Really, Eileen?
523
00:20:57,206 --> 00:20:58,406
He didn't grab her.
524
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,241
He killed Shelley.
525
00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:03,111
I didn't kill Shelley!
526
00:21:03,145 --> 00:21:05,580
-Shelley was his turtle.
-Turtle?
527
00:21:05,614 --> 00:21:08,549
What could this possibly
have to do with the case?
528
00:21:08,584 --> 00:21:09,951
Your honor, a little leeway?
529
00:21:09,985 --> 00:21:11,319
Agreed.
530
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,021
Maybe your client
should not have said "dickwad"
531
00:21:13,055 --> 00:21:14,890
-in my courtroom.
-He is a dickwad!
532
00:21:14,924 --> 00:21:16,992
He let his turtle escape,
and then blamed it on me.
533
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,593
-You ran it over!
-Did not run it over!
534
00:21:18,628 --> 00:21:20,295
-Gentlemen --
-Really?!
535
00:21:20,330 --> 00:21:22,297
Turtle shells just end up
cracked all on their own!
536
00:21:22,332 --> 00:21:25,033
It's a male turtle!
He names it "Shelley"!
537
00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:27,569
Oh, you checked
for its little turtle wienie?
538
00:21:27,603 --> 00:21:29,103
Order! Order!
539
00:21:29,138 --> 00:21:30,438
Shut up! Shut up!
540
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,541
All right.
541
00:21:34,610 --> 00:21:37,311
Calm down.
542
00:21:37,345 --> 00:21:39,280
Go ahead, Mr. Franklin.
543
00:21:39,314 --> 00:21:40,614
Uh...
544
00:21:40,649 --> 00:21:44,185
Yeah, I'm sorry, your honor.
I, uh...
545
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:47,455
You know, I don't like
confrontation.
546
00:21:47,489 --> 00:21:50,926
Sorry. All this unpleasantness,
I've lost my train of thought.
547
00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:55,498
Um...Would you mind reading back
the verbal agreement
548
00:21:55,532 --> 00:21:58,268
opposing counsel
made binding yesterday?
549
00:21:59,603 --> 00:22:02,172
"When you
stop fighting like a couple
550
00:22:02,206 --> 00:22:06,242
of nitwits and grow up,
I'll give you the ball back."
551
00:22:07,511 --> 00:22:09,045
How would you folks describe
552
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:10,313
what those two were just doing?
553
00:22:10,347 --> 00:22:12,115
Your honor,
I'd like this stricken.
554
00:22:12,149 --> 00:22:13,549
My clients were manipulated.
555
00:22:13,584 --> 00:22:16,051
Because they're
nitwits -- fighting ones --
556
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:18,820
which I believe has bearing
on our verbal contract.
557
00:22:18,855 --> 00:22:21,056
I'm gonna agree.
558
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:22,924
The jury is free to consider
559
00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:28,797
Mr. Morrow and Mr. Morrow
"fighting like nitwits."
560
00:22:41,345 --> 00:22:43,079
Well, of course
561
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:46,083
you can have your picture taken
with the ball, Jared.
562
00:22:46,117 --> 00:22:47,584
That's going up
on the wall, man.
563
00:22:47,618 --> 00:22:49,152
Okay.
564
00:22:49,187 --> 00:22:50,621
Of course, my firm
may want actual payment.
565
00:22:50,655 --> 00:22:53,056
Oh!
566
00:22:53,090 --> 00:22:54,624
Would you guys excuse me
for a minute?
567
00:22:54,659 --> 00:22:57,494
Yeah, sure.
568
00:22:57,528 --> 00:22:58,594
-I'll meet you at the corner.
-All right.
569
00:22:58,629 --> 00:23:00,963
Okay.
570
00:23:02,133 --> 00:23:04,334
You know,
I think Duncan might be willing
571
00:23:04,368 --> 00:23:06,403
to give ball-visitation rights
to his sons.
572
00:23:06,437 --> 00:23:09,874
No, thank you.
My clients aren't interested.
573
00:23:09,908 --> 00:23:11,175
Really?
574
00:23:11,209 --> 00:23:14,345
Yeah. It's their ball.
575
00:23:14,379 --> 00:23:17,515
See you in court tomorrow.
576
00:23:19,284 --> 00:23:21,385
Hey, dad, you know
what I'm gonna do tonight?
577
00:23:21,420 --> 00:23:24,422
I think I'm gonna cuddle with
Kirk Gibson's home-run ball.
578
00:23:24,456 --> 00:23:26,291
See, Mr. Morrow said
that if we won,
579
00:23:26,325 --> 00:23:30,328
I could take it for a while,
and I think we just won.
580
00:23:30,363 --> 00:23:32,097
-Hey!
-Look out!
581
00:23:52,407 --> 00:23:54,442
Today is what my dad would call
582
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,410
perfect baseball weather.
583
00:23:56,444 --> 00:24:00,347
'Cause for him it was
always perfect baseball weather.
584
00:24:00,381 --> 00:24:01,782
It was always a perfect day
585
00:24:01,816 --> 00:24:05,285
to spend with friends and family
at the ballpark.
586
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:10,089
My father liked everybody.
He was always there to listen.
587
00:24:10,123 --> 00:24:12,991
I hope you don't blame yourself.
588
00:24:14,460 --> 00:24:17,728
-For what?
-For what happened.
589
00:24:17,763 --> 00:24:19,463
I don't.
590
00:24:19,497 --> 00:24:20,798
Good.
591
00:24:20,832 --> 00:24:22,867
It's like a Greek tragedy.
592
00:24:22,901 --> 00:24:26,804
Oedipus, Antigone --
it's all sort of inevitable.
593
00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:28,406
What was inevitable?
594
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,441
That the boys get the baseball.
595
00:24:30,475 --> 00:24:32,143
I'm the executor of the estate.
596
00:24:32,177 --> 00:24:34,279
It's up to the children
to pick one.
597
00:24:34,313 --> 00:24:36,481
The majority of the children
picked me.
598
00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:39,351
He left them the ball?
599
00:24:39,385 --> 00:24:42,688
No. But he died
intestate -- no will.
600
00:24:42,722 --> 00:24:45,358
-I know what it means.
-Then you should know
601
00:24:45,392 --> 00:24:47,860
the ball is part of Duncan's
estate, which, without a will,
602
00:24:47,895 --> 00:24:50,296
automatically goes
to his children.
603
00:24:50,331 --> 00:24:53,199
They'll have to sell it,
divide the proceeds.
604
00:24:53,234 --> 00:24:55,535
Listen...
605
00:24:55,570 --> 00:24:58,238
You showed some promise
in court.
606
00:24:58,272 --> 00:25:00,473
Oh, a little discipline,
607
00:25:00,507 --> 00:25:03,076
a little less sizzle,
a little more steak,
608
00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:05,445
-you could be a real lawyer.
-I won!
609
00:25:07,148 --> 00:25:08,715
He wanted us to succeed
in life...
610
00:25:08,749 --> 00:25:12,986
It was good fun, son.
We'll do it again sometime.
611
00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:15,388
There's no way
I'm giving you that ball.
612
00:25:15,422 --> 00:25:16,723
But he never let
that pursuit of success
613
00:25:16,757 --> 00:25:18,158
get in the way of our...
614
00:25:18,192 --> 00:25:20,194
-Right.
-Do it again!
615
00:25:20,228 --> 00:25:21,762
Some road kill here.
616
00:25:21,797 --> 00:25:24,332
Okay,
so this makes you look good.
617
00:25:24,366 --> 00:25:25,633
You dressed up as Spongebob
618
00:25:25,667 --> 00:25:27,735
to go trick-or-treating
with your kids.
619
00:25:27,770 --> 00:25:29,270
Yeah, and I painted
620
00:25:29,305 --> 00:25:30,639
that whole washing-machine box
by myself.
621
00:25:30,673 --> 00:25:32,474
Couldn't see a damn thing,
though,
622
00:25:32,509 --> 00:25:34,543
and I walked
into my neighbor's cauldron.
623
00:25:34,577 --> 00:25:37,480
That's all they showed on TV.
It made me look like a drunk.
624
00:25:37,514 --> 00:25:40,049
Oh, so you're saying
that you weren't?
625
00:25:40,084 --> 00:25:41,551
That's not the point, right?
626
00:25:41,586 --> 00:25:42,886
It was a great episode.
627
00:25:44,889 --> 00:25:46,322
Wow. She scares me.
628
00:25:46,357 --> 00:25:48,458
Don't look her in the eyes.
629
00:25:48,493 --> 00:25:50,360
This was on Perez this morning.
630
00:25:51,563 --> 00:25:54,465
"Ronny's mystery hottie."
631
00:25:54,499 --> 00:25:57,201
You are way out of your league
on this one, buddy.
632
00:25:57,235 --> 00:25:59,303
I know. That's
kind of the point, though.
633
00:25:59,338 --> 00:26:01,238
Every week, they put me
with a mystery hottie,
634
00:26:01,273 --> 00:26:03,007
and they mock me
'cause I'm not hot.
635
00:26:03,041 --> 00:26:04,642
And it's okay,
except my kids see this,
636
00:26:04,676 --> 00:26:07,211
and I need my kids to respect
me, 'cause I'm like their dad.
637
00:26:07,245 --> 00:26:09,746
That's been blowing up on me
all year.
638
00:26:09,781 --> 00:26:11,115
So you got to do something
about it.
639
00:26:11,149 --> 00:26:13,750
Well, you're a public figure.
640
00:26:13,785 --> 00:26:16,387
I'm not misidentified.
There's not much I can do.
641
00:26:16,421 --> 00:26:17,721
Wow.
642
00:26:17,756 --> 00:26:20,123
Well, better tell my kids.
643
00:26:20,158 --> 00:26:23,527
-Uh, in that shirt?
-You're right.
644
00:26:23,561 --> 00:26:25,262
Someone told me I was an autumn,
and I argued.
645
00:26:25,296 --> 00:26:27,263
I said, "No, no, I'm a spring."
And now I got this on.
646
00:26:27,298 --> 00:26:28,798
No. You look good.
You look good.
647
00:26:28,832 --> 00:26:31,167
Are you serious?
648
00:26:31,201 --> 00:26:32,501
Yeah.
649
00:26:32,536 --> 00:26:35,237
I needed that. Thank you.
650
00:26:35,271 --> 00:26:37,472
Excuse me, ma'am.
651
00:26:48,784 --> 00:26:50,485
You wanted to see me?
652
00:26:50,519 --> 00:26:53,155
We're trying
to find the baseball, counselor.
653
00:26:53,189 --> 00:26:54,456
Okay.
654
00:26:54,490 --> 00:26:55,624
Do you know where it is?
655
00:26:55,658 --> 00:26:57,225
I have no idea.
656
00:26:57,259 --> 00:26:59,494
-Really?
-Yes, really.
657
00:26:59,528 --> 00:27:02,764
Stop looking at me like I'm
lying about denting your Jag.
658
00:27:02,798 --> 00:27:05,033
You did lie,
and it wasn't a dent.
659
00:27:05,067 --> 00:27:06,501
-It was an old Jag.
-And moments
660
00:27:06,535 --> 00:27:08,302
before Mr. Morrow's demise,
you told me
661
00:27:08,336 --> 00:27:10,337
you were going to "cuddle"
with the ball.
662
00:27:10,372 --> 00:27:13,073
You know, I can say that
and still sound cool.
663
00:27:13,108 --> 00:27:15,509
We also saw you
with the ball in court.
664
00:27:15,543 --> 00:27:17,511
If you have it
and don't release it,
665
00:27:17,545 --> 00:27:18,779
you will be held in contempt.
666
00:27:18,813 --> 00:27:20,247
I don't have it.
667
00:27:20,282 --> 00:27:21,749
This morning,
668
00:27:21,784 --> 00:27:24,052
Jared said to me, "No way
I'm giving you that ball."
669
00:27:24,086 --> 00:27:26,221
Is that true?
670
00:27:28,592 --> 00:27:31,293
All right.
I think...
671
00:27:31,328 --> 00:27:35,264
Oh, God. If I
have to look at one more video
672
00:27:35,299 --> 00:27:37,600
of Ronny in a mirror
trying to find an ab,
673
00:27:37,634 --> 00:27:39,301
I seriously might kill somebody.
674
00:27:39,336 --> 00:27:42,304
You can't afford
the assault charge.
675
00:27:44,707 --> 00:27:47,308
Where's that waiver
that Ronny signed?
676
00:27:47,342 --> 00:27:48,842
Ah, thank you.
677
00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:50,411
This is Peter Bash.
678
00:27:50,445 --> 00:27:51,912
Hey, Eileen.
679
00:27:53,614 --> 00:27:55,549
I'll be right there.
680
00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:58,117
Uh, Jared needs my help.
681
00:27:58,152 --> 00:27:59,619
We're due in court
in a couple hours.
682
00:27:59,654 --> 00:28:02,022
-Burn the DVD.
-I don't think
683
00:28:02,056 --> 00:28:03,924
making a Ronny glamour reel
is gonna work.
684
00:28:06,227 --> 00:28:08,262
We're gonna try something else.
685
00:28:08,296 --> 00:28:11,132
I mean, I'm sure
your dad's proud of you, right?
686
00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:13,535
Exactly.
Why wouldn't he be?
687
00:28:14,670 --> 00:28:16,305
You know,
you're a good listener.
688
00:28:16,339 --> 00:28:18,140
That's a quality you
don't find in a lot of people,
689
00:28:18,175 --> 00:28:19,708
and you have that.
690
00:28:19,743 --> 00:28:21,744
I'm sure you have other skills,
but you're a good listener.
691
00:28:21,778 --> 00:28:23,411
-Hey.
-Hey!
692
00:28:23,446 --> 00:28:25,480
I'm sorry
I didn't call right away.
693
00:28:25,514 --> 00:28:27,549
I wanted to hang out
with some scumbags
694
00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:29,384
who weren't lawyers for a while.
695
00:28:29,418 --> 00:28:31,686
Eileen called me and told
me your dad threw you in jail.
696
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,522
-Second time, actually.
-That's right.
697
00:28:34,556 --> 00:28:36,157
I think
he's starting to like it.
698
00:28:36,191 --> 00:28:38,658
Well, she's got
something to tell you.
699
00:28:38,693 --> 00:28:40,928
Oh. Excuse me.
700
00:28:43,598 --> 00:28:45,699
I know where the ball is.
701
00:28:45,734 --> 00:28:48,236
Where?
702
00:28:48,270 --> 00:28:50,872
With my father.
703
00:28:50,906 --> 00:28:53,274
In heaven?
704
00:28:54,377 --> 00:28:56,378
I buried him with it.
705
00:29:02,973 --> 00:29:06,068
He always said he wanted to
be buried with his wooden chest.
706
00:29:06,093 --> 00:29:07,822
It held all the things
he loved in it.
707
00:29:08,206 --> 00:29:11,140
It had my mother's locket,
their love letters,
708
00:29:11,175 --> 00:29:14,276
the little silver fish
they got together in Mexico.
709
00:29:14,311 --> 00:29:17,479
Your honor, there is
only one clear course of action.
710
00:29:17,514 --> 00:29:20,382
Do not say dig him up.
711
00:29:20,416 --> 00:29:22,250
I would never say that.
712
00:29:22,284 --> 00:29:24,452
I would say "exhume"
or "disinter."
713
00:29:24,486 --> 00:29:27,622
Oh, my God.
714
00:29:27,657 --> 00:29:29,925
As executor of the estate,
715
00:29:29,959 --> 00:29:31,994
I have a fiduciary
responsibility
716
00:29:32,029 --> 00:29:33,629
to secure its assets.
717
00:29:33,664 --> 00:29:35,098
Really?
718
00:29:35,132 --> 00:29:37,100
Should we "exhume" his suit?
His shoes?
719
00:29:37,135 --> 00:29:39,236
If they had a market
value of half a million dollars,
720
00:29:39,270 --> 00:29:40,471
I would say yes.
721
00:29:40,505 --> 00:29:42,606
That ball is not safe
in the ground.
722
00:29:42,641 --> 00:29:44,475
I'm sorry.
723
00:29:44,509 --> 00:29:45,976
Your honor, is Mr. Franklin
making a grave-robber argument?
724
00:29:46,010 --> 00:29:47,478
Because unless
this is Transylvania --
725
00:29:47,512 --> 00:29:49,313
I wish I was in Transylvania.
726
00:29:49,347 --> 00:29:51,015
Your honor,
727
00:29:51,049 --> 00:29:53,584
in Supreme Court decision
Dougherty v. Mercantile Trust,
728
00:29:53,618 --> 00:29:55,252
Justice Cardozo stated,
729
00:29:55,287 --> 00:29:58,489
"The dead are to rest
where they have been lain."
730
00:29:58,523 --> 00:30:01,625
Hmm. That is a sound,
reasonable legal argument.
731
00:30:01,659 --> 00:30:03,193
Thanks.
732
00:30:03,228 --> 00:30:05,696
But Dougherty goes on to say,
733
00:30:05,730 --> 00:30:08,700
"Unless reason of substance
is brought forward
734
00:30:08,734 --> 00:30:11,736
for disturbing their repose."
735
00:30:17,242 --> 00:30:19,343
Dig him up.
736
00:30:20,778 --> 00:30:22,479
Whoops.
737
00:30:25,084 --> 00:30:26,317
I got to get to court.
738
00:30:26,352 --> 00:30:27,652
Your dad's a dick.
739
00:30:27,687 --> 00:30:30,522
Hey. That's my dad
you're talking about.
740
00:30:35,596 --> 00:30:37,964
Hanna, we're good?
DVD's in the player?
741
00:30:37,998 --> 00:30:39,332
-Yeah, but --
-Mr. Bash.
742
00:30:39,367 --> 00:30:41,568
Can we please light this candle?
743
00:30:41,602 --> 00:30:43,370
Yes, your honor.
744
00:30:43,404 --> 00:30:44,738
Ladies and gentlemen,
745
00:30:44,772 --> 00:30:46,439
Ronny Streppi has been presented
to this country
746
00:30:46,474 --> 00:30:48,208
as "The Douchey Dad."
747
00:30:48,242 --> 00:30:50,143
We're gonna show you
a different side.
748
00:30:50,177 --> 00:30:52,912
But it's still good.
749
00:30:52,946 --> 00:30:54,913
12-second rule.
750
00:30:54,947 --> 00:30:58,416
All right, guys,
losing my drawers here.
751
00:30:58,451 --> 00:31:00,118
Here you go.
752
00:31:00,152 --> 00:31:02,187
Just like a good dad.
753
00:31:02,221 --> 00:31:06,358
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
754
00:31:06,392 --> 00:31:08,393
There you go. Here you go.
755
00:31:08,428 --> 00:31:11,130
That dog
is smarter than those kids.
756
00:31:11,164 --> 00:31:14,200
His son -- that apple doesn't
fall far from the moron tree.
757
00:31:14,234 --> 00:31:18,872
Seriously, this family
gives white trash a bad name.
758
00:31:18,906 --> 00:31:21,375
The dog's like,
"Hey, get me out of here.
759
00:31:21,409 --> 00:31:24,944
I'd rather live
with a homeless guy. Ruff!"
760
00:31:24,978 --> 00:31:27,947
And her? Might as well put a
tramp stamp on her right now.
761
00:31:29,349 --> 00:31:31,817
How long till
she twirls from a pole?
762
00:31:33,319 --> 00:31:35,186
Okay, wait.
763
00:31:35,220 --> 00:31:36,520
Put your head back
and pinch it like this.
764
00:31:36,555 --> 00:31:38,322
Look, I've been in a few fights,
all right?
765
00:31:38,356 --> 00:31:39,690
I think we can agree
766
00:31:39,724 --> 00:31:41,725
that, uh, Ronny became
understandably agitated.
767
00:31:41,759 --> 00:31:44,094
And assaulted me in court.
768
00:31:44,128 --> 00:31:45,595
Hey, you're a moron, Ronny!
769
00:31:45,629 --> 00:31:48,164
You got something gross
on your nose.
770
00:31:48,199 --> 00:31:49,365
You actually do.
771
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,267
You getting this?
772
00:31:52,403 --> 00:31:55,539
But an entertaining moron
who's gonna make me rich.
773
00:31:57,542 --> 00:32:00,344
Our client just committed
a felony in front of a judge.
774
00:32:00,378 --> 00:32:03,080
I didn't go to a top-ten school,
but I think that's bad.
775
00:32:03,115 --> 00:32:04,749
Maybe not.
776
00:32:09,021 --> 00:32:11,121
And there it is.
777
00:32:11,156 --> 00:32:13,156
You found the file.
778
00:32:13,191 --> 00:32:14,458
Yes.
779
00:32:14,492 --> 00:32:16,460
If we make the server
think it's corrupt,
780
00:32:16,494 --> 00:32:18,995
it will be over-written
to protect the whole sector.
781
00:32:19,030 --> 00:32:20,296
Awesome.
782
00:32:20,331 --> 00:32:22,966
So just enter your access code,
783
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,201
and the file will be destroyed.
784
00:32:27,105 --> 00:32:30,040
And your file is...
785
00:32:31,744 --> 00:32:33,111
That's unexpected.
786
00:32:33,145 --> 00:32:34,312
What?
787
00:32:34,346 --> 00:32:36,648
Infeld/Daniels must have
788
00:32:36,683 --> 00:32:39,452
a very up-to-date
I.T. Department.
789
00:32:39,486 --> 00:32:41,053
Look, I don't know
what you're talking about.
790
00:32:41,088 --> 00:32:42,621
What are you talking about,
Pindar?
791
00:32:44,057 --> 00:32:45,558
A cyclic redundancy check.
792
00:32:45,592 --> 00:32:48,327
Basically,
it protected the file...
793
00:32:48,362 --> 00:32:51,131
By redundancy.
794
00:32:51,165 --> 00:32:52,666
Redundancy to who?
795
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:55,502
To me? To you?
To the rest of the firm?
796
00:32:55,536 --> 00:32:57,637
Well,
definitely to me and you.
797
00:32:57,672 --> 00:33:03,210
But also
a few circuit court judges.
798
00:33:03,244 --> 00:33:04,511
This is not my fault!
799
00:33:04,546 --> 00:33:06,814
It's so hard to keep up with --
800
00:33:06,848 --> 00:33:09,450
just 'cause I'm Indian, you --
I'm more of a Mac guy!
801
00:33:09,485 --> 00:33:11,219
This is what you do.
802
00:33:11,253 --> 00:33:14,623
You craft an e-mail to everybody
who got your masturbation video,
803
00:33:14,657 --> 00:33:16,926
and you say,
"My computer was hacked.
804
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,329
"There's a virus on it.
Please don't open.
805
00:33:19,363 --> 00:33:21,631
Destroy this file."
806
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,667
There's one.
807
00:33:24,702 --> 00:33:27,637
Why would --
that didn't fix anything.
808
00:33:34,244 --> 00:33:35,977
Look at that.
809
00:33:36,012 --> 00:33:37,412
The Williams family.
810
00:33:37,446 --> 00:33:42,349
One, two, three generations
all buried together.
811
00:33:42,383 --> 00:33:44,585
There is a hell.
812
00:33:44,620 --> 00:33:46,387
Don't be angry, Jared.
813
00:33:46,421 --> 00:33:47,688
Seriously?
814
00:33:47,722 --> 00:33:49,290
You put me in jail.
815
00:33:49,325 --> 00:33:52,027
I was performing my legal duty
816
00:33:52,061 --> 00:33:53,895
as an executor of an estate.
817
00:33:53,930 --> 00:33:56,232
Keep telling yourself that.
818
00:33:56,266 --> 00:34:00,236
Let me ask you --
why did you become a lawyer?
819
00:34:00,270 --> 00:34:02,471
Are you kidding?
820
00:34:02,506 --> 00:34:05,607
Look around. This is sexy.
821
00:34:05,642 --> 00:34:09,144
Always the jokes.
822
00:34:09,178 --> 00:34:11,046
Aside from the opportunity
823
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,714
for three more years
of school...
824
00:34:12,749 --> 00:34:14,316
I wanted to help people.
825
00:34:14,350 --> 00:34:16,485
Not follow
in the old man's footsteps?
826
00:34:16,519 --> 00:34:18,287
Sorry.
827
00:34:18,321 --> 00:34:20,222
Still, you're a lawyer.
828
00:34:20,256 --> 00:34:22,991
Yeah, but for me
it's not about winning.
829
00:34:23,025 --> 00:34:25,092
It's about
getting the right wins.
830
00:34:25,127 --> 00:34:29,230
And I guess
beating the old man someday
831
00:34:29,264 --> 00:34:31,332
is one of those wins.
832
00:34:31,367 --> 00:34:32,567
Yep.
833
00:34:32,601 --> 00:34:34,636
It's amazing.
834
00:34:34,670 --> 00:34:38,473
It took a damn baseball
to get us to this.
835
00:34:38,507 --> 00:34:40,675
It's Kirk Gibson's
home-run ball, dad.
836
00:34:40,710 --> 00:34:42,544
It's huge.
837
00:34:42,579 --> 00:34:44,179
I should have been there to
see him hit it out of the park,
838
00:34:44,213 --> 00:34:45,747
but we had to leave
in the seventh.
839
00:34:45,782 --> 00:34:49,251
Do you remember?
840
00:34:49,286 --> 00:34:50,619
I never tell anybody that.
841
00:34:50,654 --> 00:34:53,056
Sometimes leaving a game early
842
00:34:53,090 --> 00:34:56,193
is what good lawyers do.
843
00:34:56,227 --> 00:35:00,130
So you can sneak away from mom?
844
00:35:00,165 --> 00:35:02,532
Go see your girlfriend?
845
00:35:04,535 --> 00:35:07,604
I was 10.
I wasn't an idiot.
846
00:35:07,638 --> 00:35:10,506
No.
847
00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:13,408
You weren't.
848
00:35:13,443 --> 00:35:15,677
- Here it is.
-Open it.
849
00:35:15,712 --> 00:35:18,146
I need to make sure
the ball is inside.
850
00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:19,647
Chain of custody.
851
00:35:27,658 --> 00:35:30,026
What is that?
852
00:35:30,060 --> 00:35:34,331
"To be opened in the event
some bastard digs me up."
853
00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:36,634
Oh, it's for you.
854
00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:46,752
Why didn't you tell us
about the envelope in the box?
855
00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:48,303
I didn't know about it,
your honor.
856
00:35:48,337 --> 00:35:49,938
But that's his handwriting?
857
00:35:49,972 --> 00:35:52,173
It is.
858
00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:55,943
All righty.
Let's see what it says.
859
00:36:01,149 --> 00:36:04,419
"I, Duncan Morrow, am the sole
author of this document,
860
00:36:04,453 --> 00:36:07,856
"which, if you are reading,
means someone dug me up.
861
00:36:07,891 --> 00:36:12,295
"Should any of my children
have had a hand in that,
862
00:36:12,329 --> 00:36:16,833
"they forfeit all rights
to my Kirk Gibson baseball,
863
00:36:16,867 --> 00:36:18,969
"which I hereby bequeath, first,
864
00:36:19,003 --> 00:36:22,071
"to any of my heirs
who did not want to dig me up,
865
00:36:22,106 --> 00:36:25,374
"second to the Baseball
Hall of Fame, third to the..."
866
00:36:25,409 --> 00:36:27,209
It goes on and on, but...
867
00:36:27,243 --> 00:36:30,579
I think we have a winner.
868
00:36:35,084 --> 00:36:37,752
I'm sorry you had to
spend a little time locked up.
869
00:36:37,786 --> 00:36:39,921
You know, personally,
I find it kind of centering.
870
00:36:39,955 --> 00:36:42,423
I spoke to the judge.
You're a first-time offender.
871
00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:44,392
You'll get
six months' probation, Max.
872
00:36:44,426 --> 00:36:45,560
Why is that good?
873
00:36:45,594 --> 00:36:47,128
Your network contract.
874
00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:48,830
The morality clause.
875
00:36:48,865 --> 00:36:51,166
"The services of any contestant
charged with an assault
876
00:36:51,201 --> 00:36:52,701
is immediately terminated."
877
00:36:52,736 --> 00:36:55,004
Dude,
you're off the show!
878
00:36:55,039 --> 00:36:56,706
No way! No way!
879
00:36:56,740 --> 00:36:58,274
Oh, my gosh!
I get to see my kids. Okay.
880
00:36:58,309 --> 00:36:59,943
-Oh, is it Thursday?
-It's Thursday.
881
00:36:59,977 --> 00:37:01,444
'Cause I know a place
that has free fish tacos
882
00:37:01,478 --> 00:37:03,078
for the kids,
2-for-1 well drinks for Daddy-O.
883
00:37:03,113 --> 00:37:04,747
Bye.
884
00:37:04,781 --> 00:37:06,882
That was a very
Franklin-and-Bash move in court.
885
00:37:06,916 --> 00:37:08,450
Really?
I'd say it was very Hanna,
886
00:37:08,484 --> 00:37:10,718
but I don't name courtroom
maneuvers after myself.
887
00:37:10,753 --> 00:37:13,354
Then you have no future
with Jared.
888
00:37:17,391 --> 00:37:18,491
Jared!
889
00:37:18,526 --> 00:37:20,926
So I'll see you in a few months?
890
00:37:20,961 --> 00:37:22,428
Christmas?
891
00:37:22,462 --> 00:37:24,430
Um, you know, dad, actually,
I'm probably gonna stay --
892
00:37:24,465 --> 00:37:26,065
No, I'm talking about appeal.
893
00:37:26,099 --> 00:37:27,766
All of this is predicated
894
00:37:27,801 --> 00:37:30,836
on the ball being
a part of Duncan's estate.
895
00:37:30,871 --> 00:37:34,040
But ownership of the ball
is still in dispute.
896
00:37:34,074 --> 00:37:36,342
You know,
there are easier ways to see me.
897
00:37:36,376 --> 00:37:37,910
Are there?
898
00:37:39,813 --> 00:37:42,348
Probably not.
899
00:37:42,383 --> 00:37:44,984
You know, I think I just figured
out why you're so tough on me.
900
00:37:45,018 --> 00:37:46,786
Because I want you to do well?
901
00:37:46,820 --> 00:37:48,221
No.
902
00:37:48,255 --> 00:37:51,024
'Cause I think deep down,
whether you know it or not,
903
00:37:51,058 --> 00:37:52,925
you want me
to be better than you.
904
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,928
Boy's got potential, Stanton.
905
00:37:55,963 --> 00:37:57,897
Why we hired him.
906
00:37:57,932 --> 00:38:01,368
Yeah. Just, uh,
try not to screw him up.
907
00:38:01,402 --> 00:38:04,204
Well, if you couldn't
do that with your bullshit,
908
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:06,440
Leonard,
I suspect the lad's impervious.
909
00:38:09,945 --> 00:38:11,479
See you, son.
910
00:38:14,884 --> 00:38:16,318
You know my father?
911
00:38:16,353 --> 00:38:18,954
Why didn't you tell me?
912
00:38:18,989 --> 00:38:21,757
Look, I was going to tell you
913
00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:23,826
at the courthouse the other day,
914
00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:26,995
and then I saw you
ready to take on your father
915
00:38:27,030 --> 00:38:29,898
with typical
Jared Franklin aplomb,
916
00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:31,432
and I thought, why burden you
917
00:38:31,467 --> 00:38:33,667
with this
extraneous information?
918
00:38:33,702 --> 00:38:36,937
It's like when
you're skiing down a glacier.
919
00:38:36,971 --> 00:38:40,340
You know, you're not
thinking of the crevasses.
920
00:38:40,374 --> 00:38:42,409
When I was in Patagonia,
for instance --
921
00:38:42,443 --> 00:38:44,878
I got to tell you --
that's awesome.
922
00:38:44,912 --> 00:38:46,113
But j-just tell me...
923
00:38:46,147 --> 00:38:47,982
Did your relationship
with my father
924
00:38:48,016 --> 00:38:50,151
have anything to do
with you hiring me?
925
00:38:50,185 --> 00:38:51,452
No.
926
00:38:51,486 --> 00:38:53,788
I hired you
because you and your partner
927
00:38:53,822 --> 00:38:56,257
make a wonderful addition
to my firm.
928
00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:58,326
Oh, yeah.
Your whole team. Real pros.
929
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,862
Oh, Mr. Karp.
I got your e-mail.
930
00:39:00,896 --> 00:39:03,298
Oh, just ignore that.
I got hacked.
931
00:39:03,332 --> 00:39:06,267
Well, I did
set my spam filter for you.
932
00:39:06,301 --> 00:39:08,870
Unless, of course,
you were thinking of me.
933
00:39:10,873 --> 00:39:13,308
What was all that about?
934
00:39:13,342 --> 00:39:16,711
I think she's crazy.
935
00:39:16,746 --> 00:39:18,880
Infeld didn't tell you
how he knew Leonard?
936
00:39:18,914 --> 00:39:20,781
-Nope.
-But there's history.
937
00:39:20,815 --> 00:39:22,183
Yeah. For sure.
938
00:39:22,217 --> 00:39:24,919
They definitely do not
dig each other at all.
939
00:39:24,953 --> 00:39:26,521
Something happened.
940
00:39:29,558 --> 00:39:31,259
What?
941
00:39:31,293 --> 00:39:33,895
Well, you drive
on the wrong side of the road,
942
00:39:33,929 --> 00:39:37,799
put milk in your tea,
like colored money.
943
00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:40,035
Say, "Well done, boys."
944
00:39:40,069 --> 00:39:41,870
Infeld boned my mom.
945
00:39:41,904 --> 00:39:43,305
That's what you're going with?
946
00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:45,541
Well, I'm saying,
you know, it was the '80s.
947
00:39:45,575 --> 00:39:46,942
Your dad was fooling around.
948
00:39:46,977 --> 00:39:48,744
Your mom --
she needed the attention.
949
00:39:48,779 --> 00:39:50,780
I couldn't be there for her
all the time.
950
00:39:52,450 --> 00:39:54,184
Let me ask you this.
951
00:39:54,219 --> 00:39:57,154
Would you want Infeld to be
your dad instead of Leonard?
952
00:39:57,189 --> 00:40:00,058
Come on, man, I'm eating.
All right?
953
00:40:00,092 --> 00:40:03,761
We're here celebrating, okay?
Let's change the station.
954
00:40:03,795 --> 00:40:05,229
That was inappropriate.
I'm sorry.
955
00:40:05,263 --> 00:40:08,032
-This is a good day.
-Thank you.
956
00:40:08,067 --> 00:40:10,001
All right, you get
to have sex with Heidi Klum.
957
00:40:10,035 --> 00:40:11,436
Okay! But?
958
00:40:11,470 --> 00:40:13,071
But your mom
has to have sex with Infeld.
959
00:40:13,105 --> 00:40:14,339
Man, thanks!
960
00:40:14,373 --> 00:40:16,808
I got to believe
he is freaky.
961
00:40:16,843 --> 00:40:18,009
♪ ...Become a monster ♪
962
00:40:18,044 --> 00:40:19,544
Yeah, that's true. Yeah.
963
00:40:19,579 --> 00:40:21,747
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh,
who said that? ♪
964
00:40:21,781 --> 00:40:24,283
I call this
the Peruvian swing bar.
965
00:40:24,317 --> 00:40:27,319
♪ Who said that? ♪
966
00:40:27,354 --> 00:40:29,889
♪ Who said that? ♪
967
00:40:29,923 --> 00:40:33,125
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
968
00:41:18,731 --> 00:41:22,731
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