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- It was just a normal day in Eureka.
- Day's not over yet.

Yeah, like that was gonna last.

Hello, 1947. Confused?
Let me clarify.

The five of us got transported back in time

through some wormhole thingy
thanks to the bridge device.

We eventually found
our way back home, but surprise!

Home wasn't exactly the way
we left it. Henry, married.

Zane and Jo, never dated.
But Jo's in charge of G.D. Security.

Kevin, different,
much to Allison's surprise.

And Fargo, the head of Global Dynamics,
much to everyone's surprise.

Oh, and Dr. Old Spice hitched
a ride back with us to the present,...

but there was one crappy rule.

We can't tell anyone.

If people ever found out
about our trip, there'd be trouble.

And I finally kissed Allison.

63 years ago.

That's Eureka for you.
Same town, big changes.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Did we lose her?

Everybody out! Everybody out!

Jeez!

Go! Go!

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12 HOURS EARLIER

Carter!

I just found this perverted little toaster
spying on me in the shower.

Oh, that's...

Kevin's homework assignment actually.

No, not the spying part.

This is Eureka's version of carrying an egg around
to show you know how to parent.

Actually, sheriff Carter, the EMO is
a highly sophisticated Emotional attachment robot

designed to develop a genuine bond
with its caregiver.

I don't care what it's for.

It's got video of me showering
embedded in its little EMO brain.

No doubt for Kevin's viewing pleasure.

Get rid of it!

Oh, come on! He's awfully cute.

For an instrument of wrongdoing.
I'll talk to Allison.

You called, sheriff?

No, talk to Lupo.

How may I be of service, Miss Lupo?

Like I haven't had enough
of you robots this morning.

What do you mean, "you robots"?

Good morning, Deputy Andy.

Hey there, S.A.R.A.H.
I'm a mite puzzled.

I'm positive I received
a call from this location.

Perhaps there's a glitch in your software.

May I link you to the Global Dynamics
mainframe computer for a diagnostic?

Gee, that'd be super, S.A.R.A.H.

That's not it.

Beg pardon.

If Kevin sent a robot
to spy on a beautiful girl in the shower,

I'm guessing he's curious about something
he doesn't want to discuss with his mom.

He knows that he can come to me.
I'm a medical doctor.

No, you're his mom.

But Henry, Fargo and I
are planning a camping trip.

You think Kevin might want to tag along?

Sounds suspiciously like a reward.

No, I just think some guy time
might pave the way

or make it easier for him
to talk about girl stuff.

- "Girl stuff"?
- Yeah.

Come on, I wanna help.
I've been through this. Let me help.

Okay.

Thanks, Carter.

You're welcome.

Hey there, fellow adventure-seeker.

Ready to test your mettle
against the great unknown?

This is gonna be fun.
I'm gonna go pack.

Meet you at the rendezvous point.

Great.

Now while I'm in country,
you'll be acting director

with all the perks and privileges.

I've put together a detailed brief.

Fargo, this was my job
five minutes ago.

- I know what to do.
- Right.

If anything pops up, just ask Larry.
He's here to do your bidding.

Actually, I am working on some
tomographic imaging research,

and I could use a volunteer.

- Great.
- Fargo, have you seen a little robot around here,

about yay high?

Hey, Henry.

We're gonna have an addition
to our camping trip.

And a subtraction. I'm gonna...

- No.
- Yes, yes.

I'm gonna stay and help Grace
with a project of hers.

- Great.
- Well, no.

Now, this may be the strangest
thing I've ever said, but I...

I think I'm falling in love with my wife.

That's not even in the top ten
of the strangest things you've ever said.

And what about you?

What about me?

Well, come on.

I've seen the way you've been looking at Allison
since we got back.

Now, no, no, come on,
you cannot seriously tell me

that you're gonna let Charles Grant
sweep her out from under you.

- Of course not.
- Then you're gonna...

I'm gonna...

Procrastinate.

Probab... Yes, most likely.

- As usual.
- Yes.

- What is wrong with you?
- I...

- I got a plan.
- What?

- It's a long-term plan.
- How long?

So the idea is to access
my short-term memory?

Exactly. The retrieval system
could help people with alzheimer's

recover lost memories.

So,...

what do I have to do?

Just sit there looking pretty.

Ah, what I do best.

I am going to program a feeling.

So let's go with something fun, like elation.

The A.I. System will access your memories
to find a powerful association for you.

How'd I do?

That well, huh?

Okay, okay, okay.

A few weeks ago,
I traveled back in time

and returned to an alternate reality,
this reality,...

to find myself...

married...

to you.

Okay, Henry, the key to a good
practical joke lies in its plausibility.

Grace, I'm not joking. That machine
you've seen me working on in the garage

is a refabrication on Einstein's bridge.

Oh, sloppy premise, Henry.

The bridge was based on impossible theories
that never amounted to anything.

Yes, they didn't amount
to anything until last month.

I promise you, I promise you!

It worked.

You're really gonna keep this up.

Founder's day.

Jack, Allison, Jo, Fargo and I...

were transported through a wormhole back to 1947.

We returned to a reality...

almost identical...

to the one we'd left.

Almost?

In the reality that I knew,...

you and I had...

barely met.

Grace, I'm so sorry.
I wanted to tell you this...

Henry, just stop. Stop!

Grace.

- You sure you're okay?
- I've been better.

There was a power surge in the sensors,

but my system's programmed
to put safety above all else.

There must be a flaw in the A.I. Upgrade.

I guess you can't take anything
for granted around here anymore.

And a possible security
breach on loading dock "B".

Sure you two will figure out
what's going on here.

Okay then.

I'll figure it out on my own.

So I'm giving Tiny there a final inspection
before she ships off to NASA,

and I find an unauthorized stowaway
in one of her internal containment bins.

You have got to be kidding me.

So any questions?

Andy!

Andy.

The list of stuff I just went through,
any questions?

One, sheriff. When first wooing a woman,
do you find it best to come bearing flowers,

poetry or a small pet of some kind?

On second thought, if anything related
to the law comes up, you just call Jo.

Fantastic idea. I'll do that.

- All right.
- Hey.

Forget something?

You can't keep neglecting your EMO
and expect to get a good grade.

So I'll lower my expectations.

Come here.

Mom, really?

- Help. Please help.
- Okay.

I think it's time
that the menfolk got outta town.

Room for one more?

- Hi.
- Hi.

Allison told me
you're taking Kevin camping.

If there's one or two things I know,
it's about the great outdoors. Besides...

a weekend away with the boys
sounds like fun.

That's not really what I had in mind.

Oh, that is a shame.

In that case,
you got any plans this weekend?

Wow, look, there seems to be plenty of room
in Fargo's car. Why don't you jump in with him?

All right, you boys play nice.

Not likely.

Come on, bud.

Yeah, this is good. Yeah, it's perfect.

Tired already?

You should try traversing the Bavarian
Mountains in december, sport.

Now there's a hike.

That's great, but check this out.

Behold, the latest in G.D.
sporting goods technology.

We call it the mu-tent, patent pending.

Care for a tour?

Yeah.

Very competent.

Hello, Douglas.

Are you enjoying your camping experience?

Aces, B.U.F.F.Y.!

B.U.F.F.Y.?

Bio-mechanical unfolding
fully-automated yurt.

I just downloaded her new A.I. this morning.

Man, I can get used to camping Dr. Fargo-style.

Kevin, this isn't camping.

I call it "glamping".

No, no, no, no.

You're gonna thank me, guys. We're gonna camp
the way camping is supposed to be camped.

That's a lot of...

All right, Grant, you're up. What you...

Never mind. Kevin, you're gonna have
to give up the game thingy.

Man, what are we supposed to do out here
so we don't die of boredom?

Well, only a million things, Kevin.
We can hunt,...

we can fish, we can hike, we can climb trees.

Or just sit here and appreciate
the beauty of nature.

- Dude.
- Or you want to...

talk about the stunt you pulled this morning?

- What stunt?
- It's okay.

I used to be 13.

You're curious about the female form...

- and what it does to your form.
- Stop!

You know, sport, I'm really
with Kevin on this one.

I think some things men should
discover for themselves.

I disagree. I think it's okay to talk about it.
In fact, I think you're showing your age.

No, he's showing he has a pair.

What happened to you, Jack?
You used to be cool.

When'd you turn into my mom?

Hey, kid, you like fire?

- Who doesn't?
- Come on, let's get outta here.

Now the secrects of a good fire,
Kevin, are dried hands.

Neurological mapping complete.

This is really fascinating.
Larry, any chance you get frequent headaches?

No.

Why?

It's a tumor, isn't it?

No, no, but I hope you plan
on leaving your body to science when you go.

A dissection would do wonders
for neural research.

I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

Preparing for brain dissection.

- Excuse me!
- No, no. No brain dissection.

I just want the image enhanced.

Computer, abort brain dissection!

Computer, release the patient!

Computer, shut down!

Larry, you're fine.
Your hair's just...

- singed on one side of your head.
- You consider this fine?

No worries, bud. We'll have this machine
up and running in no time.

Then we can even out
that haircut for you, hmm?

- Can I go now?
- Please.

Right.

Okay, this is weird. Your system was trying
to assist with your research

by harvesting Larry's brain.

Yeah, against my explicit orders to stop.
How is that possible?

- Maybe something you did triggered it.
- No, the system doesn't have the capability

of prioritizing my research over human life.

There is an independent subroutine here
that I don't recognize.

That's bizarre.

Dr. Monroe asked me to look
at strange code on her system too.

How long will it take you to figure out
what happened here?

A couple hours once I get to it.
Counting Dr. Monroe, I've got...

eight people already asking me
to troubleshoot their equipment.

I mean, that's a glitchy day,
even by G.D. standards.

Well, the machine
that just tried to kill someone

has just moved to the top
of your to-do list.

Wow, boss for a day,
and already with the attitude.

I like it.

Lupo.

Hey, Jo, Deputy Andy here.

Could use your company down
at Cafe Diem. We have a situation.

That's kale.

So?

So I ordered the double cheddar
kobe burger with bacon.

Look at the man.

It's like a heart attack on a plate!

Virtual Vincent is refusing to take
any unhealthy orders.

He's supposed to be the cutting
edge in A.I. technology. Unfortunately,...

he's a little too much "A"...

and not enough "I", if you ask me.

You called me down here for this?

No, I called you down here for this.

I call it "Ode to Jo".

I think that I shall never know.
A creature lovely as my Jo.

This morning's breath
I smelled so sweet.

With hints of cheese
and last night's meat.

Andy, what the hell is wrong with you?

Can love ever be wrong, Jo?

Okay, look.

I dated a robot once.

It didn't end well.

I have work to do.

Is this what heartbreak feels like?

Andy.

You're A.I. and acting weird.

And he's A.I. and acting weird.

Has anyone ever told you your P.H. Levels
are perfectly balanced?

Come with me.

Okay.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Grace.

You okay?

Would you be?

No.

Are you in love with me?

No,...

of course not.

You don't even know me.

- I was getting to know you.
- Getting to know me?

- Grace, I'm sorry.
- By lying to me?

- I didn't handle this well.
- By impersonating my husband?

There are time travel protocols
just for this...

Are you serious right now?

Protocols?

I couldn't risk putting you in danger,
but I couldn't keep lying to you.

I wanted to give us a chance.

There is no us.

You're a stranger.

So please, just open up another wormhole,
jump right back through it,

and give me my Henry back.

I wish I could.

My Henry's gone.

This taking forever, man.

Just a little patience, Kevin.

Handy little gadget.

Found it in Fargo's man cave.

Not exactly playing fair, are you, sport?

Well, I've reconsidered my position.

I figure, why pretend like
we're in the 1940s

when things are so much better now?

I...

downloaded that game
you were talking about.

Zombie Test Pilot.

Go nuts, buddy.

I hate to say it, but I think you may be
overstepping your authority there, pal-o.

I had drinks last night with Allison.
Well, drinks. A date.

You could call it a date.
She made it quite clear

she didn't want Kevin
to play with the new game

until he finishes his EMO assignment.

I think that Allison would
trust my judgment on this.

As she's trusted my judgment
on so many things.

Long history of judgment
trusting with Allison.

Yeah, she told me last night.
On our date.

About your remarkably
chaste relationship you have.

How you're friends
but without the benefits.

You know what you are, pal-o?

A distraction.

A distraction.

Is that what the kids
call boyfriends these days?

It's only a matter of time
before Allison sees you for who you really are.

Which is a smug, selfish,
Einstein wanna-be

with no moral compass
and only one functioning kidney.

- Both my kidneys function fine, thank you.
- Well, day's not over, is it?

You want a piece of me, sport?

- Say the word.
- The...

word.

Where's Kevin?

Kevin?

Hey, buddy?

I loathe kale.

Where are you going, Douglas?

Out.

The woods can be dangerous.
You should stay inside me.

Tempting, but I'm gonna risk it.

Guys, a little help.

Anyone?

So, what did you find, Zane?

This is crazy,
but all level six A.I. Systems

have been infected with
the same foreign subroutine.

Which does what exactly?

Well, it doesn't exactly
have an exactly.

It's some kind
of emotion-generating program

which could produce any number of behaviors
depending on the system running it.

Your MRI machine, virtual Vincent.

Yeah, and Grace's memory retrieval system.

And robotic Romeo here.

Yeah, their feelings are overriding
their programming.

Well, A.I. Systems control everything

from the speed of the elevators
to the temperature in the labs.

Can you remove the subroutine?

Yeah, but not without the uncorrupted source code,
and I have no idea where this thing came from.

Okay, then we need to shut down
every level six A.I. System in Eureka

before this thing gets out of control.

Okay, on it.

Oh, don't tell me she's level six.
She's already on her way to NASA.

Who?

Tiny.

No answer from Tiny's driver,

But the truck was located
on the road out of town.

My team's mobilizing as we speak.

S.A.R.A.H., bad time.

Jo, have you by any chance
seem Deputy Andy today?

He's right here.

No, don't put him on.

I was just wondering,
has he mentioned me at all?

What? Why would he...

S.A.R.A.H., I gotta go.

Zane, did all level six A.I.s

need to be plugged into
the mainframe to be infected?

Yeah.

- Andy, when did you start liking me?
- 8:27 this morning.

S.A.R.A.H., what did you do?

You seem to be quite agitated.

Perhaps you and Zane should
relax with some herbal tea in the kitchen

while I keep Andy company out here.

S.A.R.A.H., you infected Andy
with some kind of emotional...

I didn't infect him. I improved him.

Andy, I know we got off to a rocky start
with me terminating you and all.

- Twice actually.
- I was confused.

But now I see
that you're charming and sophisticated.

And I know it's shallow,
but I love your new adorable little face.

And well, I really like you.

But you lacked
the programming to reciprocate,

unlike some newer A.I.s.

That perverted little robot?

You used the EMO's
attachment program on Andy?

S.A.R.A.H., you called me here this morning?

Yeah, and she slipped you
an EMO download, dude.

I'm sorry, I just wanted you to like me.

Sorry?

That's the first romantic thing
anyone's ever done for me.

S.A.R.A.H., your attachment patch
affected all the A.I.S in G.D.,

including an escaped titan rover.
You need to fix this.

I didn't create the program.
I only copied it.

But I'll do whatever I can to help.

All right, S.A.R.A.H., just drop your firewall
and show me your code.

I'll take it from there.

You understand why I did it, don't you, Jo?

It's hard not having someone of your own.

Just get it fixed.

Why would Tiny take off like that?

Well, she's leaving on a six-year mission
to titan. Maybe she got cold feet.

There's a ten-mile
security perimeter set up

on her current location
in case she moves on us.

Our E.M. pulse rifles
should short out her system.

Well, just don't miss.
You may not get a second shot.

She's armed with a laser drill
that can cut through a small planet.

I'll track Tiny's beacon
and direct you from here.

Hey, Allison, you okay?

Kevin's camping in the perimeter,
and no one is answering their phone.

I just got him back,
and now I could lose him.

Hey, don't worry.

I never miss.

Come on, Carter, answer
the phone this time, please.

Hey, I'm here.

I'm just try...
Oh, man, don't hang up!

Kevin, where are you, buddy?

It's gonna be dark soon, and by the way,
his running off is totally your fault.

Why, because he didn't want
to see me embarrass you?

No, because you were
talking about his mom.

If you were bragging about going on a date
with my mom, I'd run off into the woods too.

- Then I'll be sure never to tell you about it.
- Don't push me.

I shouldn't have let you come.

Well, it wouldn't have happened
if you invited me in the first place.

What?

Listen, Jack,

being a man out of time,

not as much fun as it sounds.

And whose fault is that?

Forget it. Let's find the kid.

Kevin!

Jo, any sign of her?

Negative on Tiny.

Jo, please find her
before she finds anyone else.

Copy that.

- We're circling back to the camp.
- Let me guess,

you can pinpoint our exact location
by staring at the stars.

Yeah, something like that.

You make that out of dry leaves
and moose droppings?

Well, no.

Shh, wait.

Kevin. Oh, God!

Thank God. You had me...

Look, I know that you're mad,
and normally I don't condone violence.

But if you want me
to hold Grant down, then...

How long you been into my mom, Jack?

Me?

You gonna lie to me about it?

No.

Man, I thought we were friends.
You shoulda told me!

Yes and no...

I mean, you're right.

I didn't think about how you'd feel.

But the truth is...

I do.

I like her a lot.

But if you don't want me to see her...

I don't want you to see her!

You can take a moment
to mull that over if you want.

You in love with her?

That's what I thought, man.

- Where's the campsite?
- Just down there.

- Excuse me.
- Sure.

Hey, sport, look on the bright side.

You get to keep your friendship.

And Kevin isn't so bothered by the idea
of me dating his mom, so

all's fair in love and war.

What is that?

- Fargo, what the...
- Shh.

I saw something.
In the woods.

There.

Holy frak, the titan rover.

- She has a laser.
- I know.

We have a history.
Grant, can I have your knife?

Thank you.

Okay.

Without making any sudden movements.

Can you get to the phones

and call G.D.?

There you go.

Hey, Tiny.

What ya doin' in the woods?

You lost?

Girl?

Now,

I know we've had
our disagreements in the past,

But we're good.

Right?

New plan!

Run!

Kevin!

- You okay?
- Never better.

Why is Tiny trying to kill us?
It's totally against her programming.

Don't move.

I'll distract her.

When she starts chasing me,
you get Kevin, you go to the cars.

We're not leaving you.

It's okay.

I'll be right behind you.

Hey, big titan rover!

Yeah!

With the unnecessarily creepy design!

Run!

Not again!

Fargo, it's Jack!

Come with me if you want to live.

Go, go!

- This car have a phone?
- Hands-free, crystal clear.

Great, just call Allison.

Carter for Allison.

Carter.

There's a volatile titan rover under
the influence of an emotional attachment patch

in your vicinity.

You don't say.

I'm gonna upload her location
into the GPS of Fargo's car.

Lead Tiny down the mountain.
Jo and her team will do the rest.

Okay.

Carter, is Kevin safe?

I'm fine.

Never going camping again.

Did we lose her?

You're one heck of a wheelman, douglas.

Hey, man...

Jo, they're coming.
What's your E.T.A.?

Moving as fast as we can.

Almost to the finish line.

- Does this thing have air bags?
- Standard.

Everybody out! Everybody out!

Jeez!

Go! Go!

Kevin!

Mom!

Jo, stop.

Don't shoot. If you short her out,
she'll collapse on Kevin.

Weapons tight!

Mom!

Kevin.

Mom!

Mom, please, get me loose.

Get away from him, you bitch!

Get away from him, you bitch!

The attachment patch.

Tiny wants EMO. Give her EMO.

Oh, Kevin!

Oh, baby.

Nothing like being pinned by a killer robot
to make you want your mom.

We're lucky you were here.

Thank you.

Glad to help.

What'd I Miss?

Nothing much.

I really love your new scent, S.A.R.A.H.

Very citrusy.

I was hoping you'd notice.

Okay.

All the hardwired A.I. systems are clean.

It's your turn, big guy.

Plug it in.

You want to remove my emotions?

Not particularly, but...

in their infinite wisdom, the powers that be
don't usually defer to my judgment.

I have yet to see you buckle
to the whims of authority, Mr. Donovan.

Could always use a friend
in law enforcement.

I'll tell you what,
you leave it out of your report,

I'll leave it out of mine, hmm?

Piece of advice.

Let her do most of the talking.

In fact, you don't even have to really listen.

Okay.

Hi.

Henry.

I was just about to come to the garage.

You didn't take your asthma medication,

or your pillow, or...

food for later. So I...

made you a care package.

Thanks.

Grace, I...

I was naive to think I could just...

jump into this marriage.

If this is all some elaborate practical joke,

now would be a great time to say,

"Got ya".

I wish I could.

You know what, Grace?

You were right.

I'm not your Henry.

Not yet.

Isn't it just the loveliest
of mornings, sheriff Carter?

Oh, yeah.

No thanks on the coffee, S.A.R.A.H.
I'm gonna grab a vinspresso.

Hey, Jo.

None for me either. I got to...

Oh, I don't wanna know.

Morning, Miss Lupo.

Sheriff.

Hi, Kevin.

So what are we doing this weekend, huh?
Slaying dragons?

Yeah, I guess camping
wasn't the best of ideas.

But you have to admit, it wasn't boring.

You know, well...

And I'm sorry if I made you
uncomfortable out there.

Just know that if you want to talk,
my door's open. And if not, that's cool too.

Okay.

Thanks.

And...

about the other thing you asked me about.

I do.

Love your mom.

Well, in that case,

I guess she could do worse.

Yes, she could.

I appreciate the thumbs up.

Just don't screw it up, Jack,

because if you break her heart...

Yeah, you'll break my legs.

- I got it.
- I'll see you later.

Okay.

Hey, Grant.

Just so you know,

don't plan the wedding just yet.

Wedding?

Okay, sport?

Good luck with that.

May the best man win.

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