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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:20,765 --> 00:03:22,967 Voice mail: Next saved message. 2 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:25,002 Karen: Hey, Dean, it's mom. 3 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:27,271 I just wanted to tell you your dad and I had 4 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:30,274 the best time with you and Michelle last night. 5 00:03:30,276 --> 00:03:32,810 It was so fun visiting you guys in Brooklyn. 6 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:36,247 Anyway, I'll talk to you soon and love you, bye. 7 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:40,818 Voice mail: Message saved. 8 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,419 Robert: Hi, it's your dad. 9 00:03:42,421 --> 00:03:45,256 I'm, uh, hoping you're alive. 10 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:49,293 If so, call me because I have some important news. 11 00:03:49,295 --> 00:03:52,263 Voice mail: Message erased. 12 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:55,032 Dean: My father's always been full of important news. 13 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:57,301 This week's important news? 14 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:00,871 He got a new pair of jeans. 15 00:04:02,841 --> 00:04:05,042 Dad's an engineer, so, to him, 16 00:04:05,044 --> 00:04:08,445 life is basically a series of problems to be solved, 17 00:04:08,447 --> 00:04:11,482 and his approach to grieving has been no exception. 18 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:14,852 Thanks to his therapist, Tim, dad is taking walks, 19 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:17,855 reading books, watching DVDs. 20 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:20,958 Everything is about taking productive steps forward 21 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,826 even if he isn't totally ready. 22 00:04:22,828 --> 00:04:25,596 And this dinosaur no longer roams the earth. 23 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,898 - Really? Since when? - About eight years ago. 24 00:04:29,334 --> 00:04:31,568 I can set you up with basically an updated version of that 25 00:04:31,570 --> 00:04:33,003 which is this one right here. 26 00:04:33,005 --> 00:04:35,339 - Do you watch TV? - Yeah, I watch TV. 27 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:37,841 You can watch TV on the phone. 28 00:04:37,843 --> 00:04:39,810 I'll just watch it on my TV. 29 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:46,016 Dean: I, on the other hand, have been focusing less 30 00:04:46,018 --> 00:04:49,586 on moving forward and more on 31 00:04:49,588 --> 00:04:52,389 just sitting around, 32 00:04:52,391 --> 00:04:53,824 thinking. 33 00:04:54,926 --> 00:04:57,328 Work hasn't been going too well, either. 34 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:59,396 I just missed the third official 35 00:04:59,398 --> 00:05:01,498 final deadline for my book. 36 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:04,001 My first book did pretty well, actually. 37 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:06,603 One critic said it was, quote, "full of whimsy." 38 00:05:06,605 --> 00:05:08,105 I'll take it. 39 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:09,540 I'm excited about the new book, 40 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:10,908 but, I don't know, 41 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:12,910 I guess I've just hit a wall. 42 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:14,912 It's not that I can't come up with new drawings, 43 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:17,614 it's more that they all seem to be about one subject. 44 00:05:21,553 --> 00:05:23,587 On top of that, an uninvited guest 45 00:05:23,589 --> 00:05:25,956 has started to show up in my work. 46 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:28,359 And he won't seem to leave. 47 00:05:32,530 --> 00:05:35,566 Meanwhile, dad has now entered what seems to be 48 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:38,502 some sort of cross-training phase of grief. 49 00:05:40,939 --> 00:05:43,640 I can't say I understand what he's doing, 50 00:05:43,642 --> 00:05:45,442 but we've never really understood each other, 51 00:05:45,444 --> 00:05:46,977 so why start now? 52 00:05:51,149 --> 00:05:52,649 When are you gonna get a haircut? 53 00:05:52,651 --> 00:05:54,518 I have not seen your forehead in 15 years. 54 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,653 - With the hair again? - You're living in the '60s. 55 00:05:58,957 --> 00:06:01,992 What is that? Are those the '60s? 56 00:06:01,994 --> 00:06:03,961 - Yeah. - Oh. 57 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:05,462 - It's done. - I'm in a conga line, 58 00:06:05,464 --> 00:06:06,563 and I'm playing a slide whistle. 59 00:06:06,565 --> 00:06:07,965 That wasn't a conga line. 60 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:09,466 I was doing the hare krishna thing. 61 00:06:09,468 --> 00:06:11,435 - Looks like a conga line. - I see. 62 00:06:13,571 --> 00:06:16,573 Look, I'm-- 63 00:06:16,575 --> 00:06:19,143 I'm going to talk to you about, uh, some news. 64 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:22,446 Mm-hmm? 65 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:25,616 I'm gonna sell the house. 66 00:06:25,618 --> 00:06:28,485 - What are you talking about? - I'm selling the house. 67 00:06:28,487 --> 00:06:31,688 You're just out of the blue gonna sell our house? 68 00:06:31,690 --> 00:06:33,457 It's not out of the blue. 69 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:36,460 I've given it some thought, okay? 70 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:38,662 I can't live there. It's ridiculous. 71 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:40,464 It makes no sense for me to stay there. 72 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:42,032 - It's too big. - It's too big? 73 00:06:44,135 --> 00:06:45,602 - Yeah. - Could you just, like, 74 00:06:45,604 --> 00:06:46,970 not use all the rooms or something? 75 00:06:46,972 --> 00:06:48,572 Maybe you could, like, i don't know, 76 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:50,607 cover up the furniture in some of the rooms with sheets. 77 00:06:50,609 --> 00:06:54,445 - Just don't go in there. - Wha-- like I'm a countess? 78 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:57,147 I don't know. I just think this is hasty. 79 00:06:57,149 --> 00:06:59,082 You know, we need to talk about this. 80 00:06:59,084 --> 00:07:00,217 I grew up there. 81 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:01,685 I don't wanna just sell our house. 82 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:04,755 - Dean, it-- 83 00:07:08,026 --> 00:07:10,127 oh, my god, that's my phone. 84 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:12,162 That's my new phone. Sorry. 85 00:07:12,164 --> 00:07:13,931 Here we go. 86 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,066 Um, I can't talk now. 87 00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:19,036 I'm with my son. You see, I'm busy? 88 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:21,505 It can't see you. It's more of a voice thing. 89 00:07:21,507 --> 00:07:23,640 Oh, you think it can't see me? Yeah, dream on. 90 00:07:23,642 --> 00:07:26,076 They know what's going on at the other end of this thing. 91 00:07:26,078 --> 00:07:27,511 - There. 92 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:28,245 Oh! I just took a picture of my sandwich. 93 00:07:28,247 --> 00:07:29,646 Okay, hang on. Hang on. 94 00:07:29,648 --> 00:07:31,181 Come on. 95 00:07:31,183 --> 00:07:33,484 Oh, good. 96 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:35,786 - Smooth. - You know, speaking of Tim, 97 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,654 I really think you should give him another chance. 98 00:07:37,656 --> 00:07:39,690 - He's really helped me a lot. - I appreciate it, dad, 99 00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:42,559 but I'm more of, like, a self-help kind of guy 100 00:07:42,561 --> 00:07:45,796 - than the guidance and the exercises and... - Yeah. 101 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,164 The books and all that stuff, 102 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:48,532 it's just-- that doesn't help me. 103 00:07:48,534 --> 00:07:50,067 - Mm-hmm. - You know-- 104 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:51,668 and Michelle, that's got nothing to do with 105 00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:53,003 losing your mom? 106 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:55,572 It's more complicated than that. 107 00:07:55,574 --> 00:07:58,242 I always liked Michelle. You guys were good together. 108 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,277 Yeah, I know. 109 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:01,712 You should see us apart, though. 110 00:08:01,714 --> 00:08:03,113 We're really great. 111 00:08:09,287 --> 00:08:11,088 - I don't need it back. 112 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:13,190 I don't want it back. It's yours. 113 00:08:13,192 --> 00:08:15,025 - Tell me, what am i supposed to do with it? - Do what you want with it. 114 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:17,127 You can put it on a bracelet maybe like as a charm? 115 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:19,296 Oh, wow. 116 00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:20,731 Why don't we think of it as a keepsake? 117 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:23,066 Oh, yeah, that's a great idea. "Oh, this? 118 00:08:23,068 --> 00:08:24,768 This is just my former engagement ring. 119 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:27,104 Oh, well, see, when I got un-proposed to, 120 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:29,106 I decided to turn it into a charm." 121 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:31,241 - Okay. - "So I could always remember that time I didn't get married." 122 00:08:31,243 --> 00:08:32,709 That's a really great idea. 123 00:08:32,711 --> 00:08:34,778 I did not unpropose to you. 124 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:36,713 Our relationship... 125 00:08:36,715 --> 00:08:39,182 Kind of eroded over time. 126 00:08:39,817 --> 00:08:41,785 Like... 127 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:42,819 Like a coastline. 128 00:08:42,821 --> 00:08:45,822 Or, like, some rocks. 129 00:08:45,824 --> 00:08:49,126 So... I'm sand? 130 00:08:52,630 --> 00:08:54,331 We both are, 131 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,099 if you think about it. 132 00:08:59,137 --> 00:09:02,606 Dean: Never speak of a woman in geological terms. 133 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:05,142 That was Brett's takeaway from the whole relationship. 134 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:06,743 This was the kind of advice that comes from a man 135 00:09:06,745 --> 00:09:08,745 who had recently walked into scaffolding 136 00:09:08,747 --> 00:09:10,881 because he was googling himself on his new face gear. 137 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,215 Can you take those things off, by the way? 138 00:09:12,217 --> 00:09:13,850 - I just-- I can't. - These? 139 00:09:13,852 --> 00:09:16,053 - Yeah. - Why? 140 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,588 They're so comfortable. It's the-- 141 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:18,855 I feel like you're flying something. 142 00:09:18,857 --> 00:09:20,591 Just take them off. 143 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:22,292 Dean: Miraculously, Brett is getting married, 144 00:09:22,294 --> 00:09:24,728 and I'm gonna be his best man. 145 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,863 Well, one of them. 146 00:09:26,865 --> 00:09:29,633 The other one is Kevin, 147 00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:31,668 his new business partner 148 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:33,370 who I guess needs a best friend or something 149 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:35,172 'cause he's moving in on mine. 150 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:37,608 Anyway, I'm really happy for Brett. 151 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,176 His fiancée's great. 152 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:43,714 and, you know, his life is really coming together. 153 00:09:45,817 --> 00:09:47,184 And me? 154 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:49,286 Well, yesterday I drew this. 155 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:55,692 Truth is, I don't know if I've ever met anyone else who's quite like Michelle. 156 00:09:55,694 --> 00:09:58,328 Maybe I made a mistake, you know? 157 00:09:58,330 --> 00:10:00,197 Maybe we should give it another shot. 158 00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:02,199 - I don't know. - What are you talking about? 159 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:04,668 - We had a lot of good memories. - Whoa, whoa, stop. 160 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:06,770 Look at me. Focus. 161 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:09,773 You need to take some time alone to deal with some things. 162 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,708 - I am alone. - Well, all the stuff that you 163 00:10:11,710 --> 00:10:13,210 and your dad are going through right now, 164 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:14,911 the answer's not a woman, Dean. 165 00:10:14,913 --> 00:10:17,147 It's you. 166 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:19,416 Yeah. 167 00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:20,751 You just read that off the Internet? 168 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:22,419 Yeah, just now. You like that? 169 00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:24,921 - Yeah, very wise. - Thank you very much, yeah. 170 00:10:24,923 --> 00:10:26,757 Wise guy. 171 00:10:42,173 --> 00:10:43,940 - Robert: Ah, uh, Patrick? - Patrick: Yes. 172 00:10:43,942 --> 00:10:45,842 - Robert? Yes, yes, hi. - Yes? Yeah, good. 173 00:10:45,844 --> 00:10:47,177 - Nice to meet you. - Good to meet you in person. 174 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:48,845 - Hey, uh, this is Carol. - Oh. 175 00:10:48,847 --> 00:10:51,181 Carol: Sorry, I was just checking out your veranda. 176 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:52,382 Oh, fantastic. Good. Hi. 177 00:10:52,384 --> 00:10:53,817 - Hi. - Nice to meet you. 178 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,852 - Nice to meet you. - Carol, it is? 179 00:10:55,854 --> 00:10:57,287 - Carol, yes. - Carol, okay. 180 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:58,922 Well, this is it. 181 00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:01,725 This is the whole. This is the, uh... 182 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:05,162 - This is the family room. - Carol: Oh, uh... 183 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,863 - Patrick: Carol. - Carol: No, i-- 184 00:11:06,865 --> 00:11:09,733 sometimes I react without-- but-- 185 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:12,269 - no, no. - No, this is a great house. 186 00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:15,272 I've kind of let it get away from me a bit. 187 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:17,274 Perhaps for the open house we could do 188 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:20,911 - with a little bit of staging. - Yeah, maybe a new sofa? 189 00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:22,946 - Oh. - Carol: Definitely a new sofa. 190 00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:25,015 - Okay. - Cat? 191 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,718 Robert: Oh, no, that's-- that's my son. 192 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,486 My son, yeah. He's, uh, 193 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:32,923 he's an adult now, at least numerically, 194 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:34,491 and completely housetrained. 195 00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:35,892 - Oh. - That's great. 196 00:11:35,894 --> 00:11:38,295 It's like my nephew. 197 00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:40,363 My sister's got him on one of those leashes, 198 00:11:40,365 --> 00:11:41,965 which I'm sure 199 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:44,835 is not gonna add to any weird issues later on. 200 00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:46,369 Oh, yeah. 201 00:11:46,371 --> 00:11:48,939 But he's really good at chasing balls. 202 00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:51,842 - Patrick: Does he live nearby? - Robert: Uh... 203 00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:54,745 - Patrick: Your son? - Robert: No, uh, yeah, he's in Brooklyn now. 204 00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:57,981 No, but I work in the city, so I see him whenever he needs something. 205 00:11:57,983 --> 00:12:01,985 - So you live here alone? - Yes, uh, since my wife died. 206 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:03,386 It's just me. 207 00:12:03,388 --> 00:12:06,757 - Oh, I'm sorry, Robert. - No, no, it's okay. 208 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:08,992 I've got a terrific therapist. 209 00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:11,061 I'm reading all the books you're supposed to read, so... 210 00:12:12,930 --> 00:12:18,034 - Yeah, there you go. - Let me just, uh, show you the kitchen. 211 00:12:18,036 --> 00:12:20,470 Uh, hold my calls. 212 00:12:20,472 --> 00:12:22,405 This way. 213 00:13:34,445 --> 00:13:36,346 Man, I haven't seen you in a long time. 214 00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:39,416 Yeah, I got to fly all the way to Brett's wedding to see my friend? 215 00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:41,852 - What the hell is that? - I know. 216 00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:45,021 You have got to be the oldest ring bearer I've ever seen in my life. 217 00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:47,591 Yeah, I'm not the ring bearer. I'm the best man, but... 218 00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,426 Sorry you didn't make the cut, buddy. 219 00:13:50,528 --> 00:13:53,930 I'm pretty sure Kevin was the best man, right? 220 00:13:53,932 --> 00:13:55,165 Yeah, he's one of them. 221 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,868 There are two of us, so it was kind of a tie. 222 00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:59,436 - Oh, okay. - Yeah. 223 00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:01,972 So you were the second-best man? 224 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:04,507 - Okay. - No, I'm best-also. 225 00:14:04,509 --> 00:14:07,143 Brett has two best men. We're both his best men. 226 00:14:09,046 --> 00:14:10,914 It just looked like Kevin was standing 227 00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:13,884 - We're both-- - I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 228 00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:16,386 - Joking around, just a bit. - Oh, okay. 229 00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:18,188 - Thank you. - Thanks, man. 230 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,056 - You do bits now, huh? - Yeah. 231 00:14:20,058 --> 00:14:21,925 Is that what they do in Hollywood? They do bits? 232 00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:24,494 Well, I don't live in Hollywood. I live in echo park. 233 00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:27,197 Echo park? That sounds very empty. 234 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,164 You don't know what you're missing, man. 235 00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:30,467 There are so many hot women, 236 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,068 and a lot of them are desperate, 237 00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:34,638 which is really nice. 238 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,673 - You should come visit. - Yeah, I don't know. 239 00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:40,043 they wanna use my illustrations in one of their campaigns. 240 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,945 And they were like, "hey, we'll fly you out, 241 00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:46,483 - But I can't do it. - That-- what, are you too busy? 242 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:48,518 I just-- I can't bring myself to work with people 243 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,153 who call themselves "creatives." 244 00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:51,688 Oh, you're a creative? 245 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:53,223 Ah, you must be very creative. 246 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,191 I can tell by the name you gave yourself. 247 00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:57,227 It's very creative. 248 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,129 Hey, guys, photo, come on. 249 00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:00,630 Oh, yeah. Here we go. 250 00:15:00,632 --> 00:15:02,599 Come on, get in here. All right. 251 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:05,001 Just the roommates. Ready? 252 00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:07,070 Oh, and Kevin. Kev! 253 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,072 Let's grab one. Let's grab one. 254 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,507 - Come on. - Yeah. 255 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:12,042 - We got it. We got it. - K-dog, get in here. 256 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,410 - Come on, come on, come on. - Ready? Ready? 257 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,947 - One, two, three. 258 00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:20,083 - Brett: Love these things. - That's awesome. 259 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,518 - Hi, guys. - Michelle, hey. 260 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,719 - Hey, how are you? - Hi, good to see you. 261 00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:24,521 - Good to see you. - You look so handsome. 262 00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:26,222 - Thank you. - Hi. 263 00:15:26,224 --> 00:15:28,591 Hey. Hey. 264 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,096 Eric: How you holding up? 265 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,464 - Brett: He's good, right? - Yeah, I'm good, yeah. 266 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:36,132 Michelle I'm more worried about. 267 00:15:39,570 --> 00:15:42,973 Whew. She is beautiful. 268 00:15:43,541 --> 00:15:46,543 - Until one of them gets fat. 269 00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:49,145 And that is how my boy Brett 270 00:15:49,147 --> 00:15:52,115 bagged that hottie you see right next to him right now. 271 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,084 They're one cute ass couple, huh? No homo. 272 00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:55,552 No homo. 273 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:58,054 Dad, you know what I'm talking about. 274 00:15:58,056 --> 00:16:00,657 Seriously, though, man... 275 00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,625 You're my best bud. 276 00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:04,995 We're one the same. Mano a mano. 277 00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:06,763 To Brett and Wendy. 278 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,267 May you have a long and happy marriage 279 00:16:11,269 --> 00:16:13,136 and an even longer and happier life. 280 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,604 Woman: Aww. 281 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:18,274 - aka the ring dropper. 282 00:16:21,078 --> 00:16:23,046 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa. - Oh, excuse me. 283 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:24,781 - Excuse me. 284 00:16:27,184 --> 00:16:29,019 Okay, okay, hello, test. 285 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,190 Thank you, Kevin, for that-- that heartfelt, 286 00:16:34,192 --> 00:16:36,593 uh, toast-slash-rap, i guess that was? 287 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:40,764 By the way, I'm-- if anybody's the actual best man tonight, 288 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,298 you know, it's me. 289 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,067 I've been friends with Brett for a long time. 290 00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:46,102 We go way back. We were roommates in college. 291 00:16:46,104 --> 00:16:48,605 He's my best friend. 292 00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,540 Um, he actually met his wife, Wendy, 293 00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:53,176 through me and my ex, 294 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,178 who's here tonight, Michelle. 295 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,580 She's brought her friend. Hey, man, cheers. 296 00:16:57,582 --> 00:17:00,050 Uh, which I'm totally fine with. 297 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,317 Good-good seeing you guys. 298 00:17:01,319 --> 00:17:03,520 Anyways, the point is it's not a competition. 299 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,121 We're all here to have fun. 300 00:17:05,123 --> 00:17:07,757 Just wanted to clear the air a little bit, um... 301 00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:10,627 Kevin: Jesus Christ. 302 00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:13,096 - Are we okay? - Are we? I don't know. 303 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,231 You did your thing, whatever that was, and... 304 00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:17,333 - Oh, yeah. - I'm gonna try to say something 305 00:17:17,335 --> 00:17:19,135 - actually from the heart here. - Wrap it up. 306 00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:21,671 Yeah, wrap it up. Is that with a "w" or an "r"? 307 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,273 What'd you just say? 308 00:17:24,642 --> 00:17:27,844 It's a play on words. There's homonyms or homophones. 309 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:30,613 - You just call me a homophobe? - Hold on, hold on. 310 00:17:30,615 --> 00:17:31,781 Hey, kev. 311 00:17:31,783 --> 00:17:34,584 - Hey, you got a problem? 312 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:35,852 - Brett: Come on. - Kevin: Right now! 313 00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:37,854 - You want to go with me? - Man: Come on, guys. 314 00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:38,788 Kevin: You want to go with me? You know what? Forget it. 315 00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:40,657 Forget it. Forget it. 316 00:17:42,259 --> 00:17:44,227 I'm good. I'm fine. 317 00:17:45,262 --> 00:17:47,797 Come on, it's a party. Let's-- let's have a good time. 318 00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:08,151 - Hey, dad. - I can't believe you picked up. 319 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:10,787 - Yeah, what's going on? - Listen, we need to get rid 320 00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:13,823 of some things to make the house more... sellable. 321 00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:17,827 and clear out some of your stuff from your room. 322 00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:19,696 Wait, what are you talking about? 323 00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,198 I've been asking you to clear that stuff out for years. 324 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,301 You know, your stuff. All your... 325 00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:27,170 Detritus. 326 00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:28,771 I think we should just talk about 327 00:18:28,773 --> 00:18:30,406 what we're gonna do with the house. 328 00:18:30,408 --> 00:18:32,709 We haven't made a decision yet. 329 00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:34,310 Right? We have to decide together. 330 00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:38,715 - How's Friday? - What, to decide? 331 00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:41,251 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, yeah, 332 00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,253 I can't do Friday. 333 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:45,321 - Why? - Well, because I'm swamped with my book. 334 00:18:45,323 --> 00:18:46,689 In fact, I was just working on it now. 335 00:18:46,691 --> 00:18:48,691 I'm really busy. 336 00:18:48,693 --> 00:18:52,629 We'll just leave it like this, and then you'll be happy 337 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,631 to know it will never be sold. 338 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,900 I'm saying let's... 339 00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,936 Talk about it and make a decision together. 340 00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:01,404 All right, how about Saturday? 341 00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:02,839 Yeah, Saturday's bad, too. 342 00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:05,208 I'm not available. 343 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:06,910 Okay, well, what are you doing, 344 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,745 if you don't mind my asking? 345 00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:11,481 Um, I'm, uh... 346 00:19:14,385 --> 00:19:15,752 I'm, uh... 347 00:19:19,457 --> 00:19:21,824 I'm going away, actually. 348 00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:23,426 I'm going to California... 349 00:19:24,762 --> 00:19:26,429 To meet with some creatives. 350 00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:39,869 Trevor: Yup, it's all good. It's all good. 351 00:20:40,871 --> 00:20:43,406 All right, see you. 352 00:20:44,308 --> 00:20:47,377 Yes, I love it. Love you. Love it. All right. 353 00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:49,045 Peace. 354 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:51,848 Sorry about that. Just making money. 355 00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:53,850 - There he is. - What up? 356 00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:55,451 This is Chad. He's our co-creative director. 357 00:20:55,453 --> 00:20:56,552 What's up, brother? How are you? 358 00:20:56,554 --> 00:20:57,920 How you doing? 359 00:20:57,922 --> 00:20:59,756 You want some almond water, bro? 360 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,891 - Uh, no, I'm allergic. - You're allergic to water? 361 00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:03,059 No, to almonds. 362 00:21:04,528 --> 00:21:06,929 Huh, nuts. 363 00:21:07,398 --> 00:21:08,798 Yeah. 364 00:21:10,434 --> 00:21:13,469 Okay, so I don't know how much you know about appar@us. 365 00:21:13,471 --> 00:21:15,438 Uh, a little bit. I checked out your website. 366 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,473 Appar@us is a creative company, 367 00:21:17,475 --> 00:21:18,975 and what we're doing is building 368 00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:21,844 - Yeah. - Basically, we sprinkle our 369 00:21:21,846 --> 00:21:24,347 - love of good storytelling... 370 00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:27,050 ...into brand management, brand entertainment, 371 00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:29,352 loyalty branding, and what we're doing is 372 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:33,890 We've won awards from cannes, one show, best show. 373 00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:36,893 We won a couple clios, omma awards, webbys, 374 00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:39,529 and some from ad age, digital age, digital ad age. 375 00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:41,497 - - Oh, uh-oh. 376 00:21:44,035 --> 00:21:46,102 Both: Wow. 377 00:21:47,371 --> 00:21:49,072 Trevor: This is great. 378 00:21:57,047 --> 00:21:59,615 That moment you land a huge account. 379 00:22:01,519 --> 00:22:03,453 - Congrats. That's awesome. - Trevor: Thank you so much. 380 00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:04,921 Yeah, it's a blessing. 381 00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:07,056 So let me cut to the chase. We like your drawings. 382 00:22:07,058 --> 00:22:10,560 They're, um... They're simple. 383 00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:13,062 - It's like a kid did them. - Trevor: It's insane. 384 00:22:13,064 --> 00:22:17,066 for this new viral campaign that we've got. 385 00:22:17,068 --> 00:22:19,535 - It's body spray. - It's gonna be epic. 386 00:22:19,537 --> 00:22:21,404 Directly targeted at tween boys. 387 00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:25,108 We're gonna use your drawings for our hero, so to speak, 388 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:27,910 although he's definitely not a hero. 389 00:22:27,912 --> 00:22:29,946 - He's a nerd. - Total loser, you know? 390 00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:31,614 No friends at all, spends all his time alone, 391 00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:33,983 just drawing in his little notebook or whatever. 392 00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:36,018 He's got his dick in his hand. 393 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:37,854 Yeah, but then check this out. 394 00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,622 With the help of blade boy body spray... 395 00:22:39,624 --> 00:22:41,491 - Mm-hmm. - ...He gets all these "shorties" 396 00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:43,960 on his jock like flies on shit, 397 00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:46,629 and he absolutely transformifies, 398 00:22:46,631 --> 00:22:49,966 and so do his doodles. 399 00:22:49,968 --> 00:22:52,969 Chad: We already hired this other dope artist 400 00:22:52,971 --> 00:22:54,871 for those drawings that he was talking about, 401 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,472 - so that-- - yeah, he's gonna do sort of, 402 00:22:56,474 --> 00:22:57,907 - the badass ones, when, like... - Uh-huh. 403 00:22:57,909 --> 00:23:00,042 ...the transformation takes place, okay? 404 00:23:00,044 --> 00:23:01,677 He's from Japan. 405 00:23:01,679 --> 00:23:03,079 Trevor: And those are gonna be insane. They're awesome. 406 00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:05,882 Can you guys just... Excuse me for a second? 407 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,917 Just for one second, thanks. Thank you. 408 00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:10,052 - Thanks. I'm sorry. - What's up? 409 00:23:13,991 --> 00:23:16,959 All right, well, we'll just copy his style. 410 00:23:16,961 --> 00:23:18,694 Cool. I'll just get Nick to do it. 411 00:23:18,696 --> 00:23:19,929 - That's chill. - All right. 412 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,501 Voice mail: First voice message. 413 00:23:25,503 --> 00:23:27,136 Eric: Dean, what up? It's, uh, Eric. 414 00:23:27,138 --> 00:23:29,071 Love that you're in L.A., I can't hang out tonight 415 00:23:29,073 --> 00:23:32,575 but I can definitely hang out tomorrow night, 416 00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:34,477 and we definitely should. 417 00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:36,012 Love you, dude. 418 00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:39,015 voice mail: Next message. 419 00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:41,017 Paul: Hey, man, it's Paul. Uh, got your message. 420 00:23:41,019 --> 00:23:42,919 I'm out of town, unfortunately, 421 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,587 but let me know next time you're in L.A. 422 00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:48,024 Voice mail: Next saved message. 423 00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:49,592 Karen: Hey, honey, it's mom. 424 00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:52,495 I love the drawings you sent, 425 00:23:52,497 --> 00:23:54,096 and I know that it's a lot of work, 426 00:23:54,098 --> 00:23:55,698 but you'll get it done. 427 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:58,534 Call me if you need a pep talk, okay? 428 00:23:58,536 --> 00:24:00,770 I miss you. Bye. 429 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:03,105 Voice mail: Message saved. 430 00:25:11,776 --> 00:25:13,543 Becca: Hey, Dean. 431 00:25:13,545 --> 00:25:15,077 Blast from the past. It's Becca. 432 00:25:15,079 --> 00:25:18,814 I just got out of a pretty intense audition. 433 00:25:18,816 --> 00:25:21,083 Give me a ring. 434 00:25:21,085 --> 00:25:23,252 I'm so sorry to hear about you and Michelle. 435 00:25:23,254 --> 00:25:25,588 - That sucks. - Yeah, thanks. 436 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:28,591 That sucks, but I actually-- i totally relate to that. 437 00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:30,593 I'm actually kind of going through something 438 00:25:30,595 --> 00:25:32,128 kind of similar. 439 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:34,797 I'm, like, still in the middle of it, actually. 440 00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:36,832 But not to name any names, 441 00:25:36,834 --> 00:25:40,136 but give you a hint, he's starring on a, like, 442 00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:43,139 a ridiculously popular vampire series. 443 00:25:43,141 --> 00:25:44,640 Well, that narrows it down quite a bit. 444 00:25:44,642 --> 00:25:47,343 It's, like, all the rage right now. 445 00:25:47,345 --> 00:25:50,146 Vampires are so in, and I just don't get it. 446 00:25:50,148 --> 00:25:52,748 It's like, I would pick mummies if I had my way. 447 00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:55,217 Yeah, he likes to, uh... 448 00:25:55,219 --> 00:25:56,852 He likes to play with people, 449 00:25:56,854 --> 00:25:59,255 but me, you know, I don't... 450 00:25:59,257 --> 00:26:00,856 I don't play. 451 00:26:00,858 --> 00:26:03,693 Never. Do you like vampires? 452 00:26:03,695 --> 00:26:06,629 - Uh, no. - Okay. 453 00:26:18,175 --> 00:26:20,676 Becca: Needless to say, it's been a whole shitload of drama, 454 00:26:20,678 --> 00:26:22,178 but, you know, i think I've found something 455 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:24,780 that is pretty amazing for me. 456 00:26:24,782 --> 00:26:26,916 - Oh, yeah? - Improv. 457 00:26:28,318 --> 00:26:30,319 - Comedy. - Ah. 458 00:26:30,321 --> 00:26:32,355 - Improv comedy. Yeah. - Right, that kind, yeah. 459 00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:34,824 Improv comedy. 460 00:26:34,826 --> 00:26:36,659 - Dean: Oh, yeah. - Becca: It's like, um, 461 00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:38,628 where you make stuff up off the top of your head 462 00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:40,763 and just, like, say shit for no reason. 463 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:43,099 - It's amazing. - Dean: Yeah. 464 00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:45,801 "Yes, and," is, like, the... 465 00:26:45,803 --> 00:26:47,737 The philosophy, you know? 466 00:26:47,739 --> 00:26:49,138 And it's starting to, like, open me up 467 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:52,174 in auditions a lot, and also... 468 00:26:52,176 --> 00:26:54,110 I feel more open, like, in life. 469 00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:55,911 - Mmm. - You know? 470 00:26:55,913 --> 00:26:57,713 - I don't know if you can tell how different I am? - Oh, yeah. 471 00:26:57,715 --> 00:26:59,415 I was gonna say back there you're very spontaneous. 472 00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:02,351 Yes. Yes, exactly. 473 00:27:02,353 --> 00:27:04,420 And also my hair. My hair's also different. 474 00:27:04,422 --> 00:27:06,288 Yes, and lighter. 475 00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:09,392 I just made it darker, actually. 476 00:27:10,327 --> 00:27:13,829 - There she is. - Oh, hey, vagsicles. 477 00:27:13,831 --> 00:27:15,364 I am what I eat. 478 00:27:15,366 --> 00:27:18,234 - He said as he quivered. - Becca: Oh, god. 479 00:27:18,236 --> 00:27:19,869 These guys are in my improv troupe. 480 00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:21,237 - Noah: Yeah, yeah. - Guys, this is Dean. 481 00:27:21,239 --> 00:27:22,938 - Hey. - Dean the Dean 482 00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:24,707 of the university of first names. 483 00:27:24,709 --> 00:27:26,242 Look at his face. 484 00:27:26,244 --> 00:27:28,144 - Oh... - You do have, like, 485 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:30,880 - a funny look, man, like... - Becca: Funny in, like, a good way. 486 00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:33,149 - All: Yeah. - Yeah, it's good. 487 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,817 - It's, like, a hilarious face. - It is. 488 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:36,252 - Dean: Thank you. - Kip: Yeah, it would work good 489 00:27:36,254 --> 00:27:38,320 - on stage, I think. - Hmm. 490 00:27:40,957 --> 00:27:42,825 Fine. 491 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,827 - Get out of here. - We reserved this. 492 00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:46,762 - We reserved it for an hour. - Get out of here. 493 00:29:32,903 --> 00:29:35,538 - Woman: Hey, there. - Hi. 494 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:37,473 Hi. Are you okay? 495 00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:39,508 Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Are you talking about that? 496 00:29:39,510 --> 00:29:41,977 - Uh, yeah. - No, I just tripped. 497 00:29:41,979 --> 00:29:44,013 - It's no big deal. - No, don't underplay it. 498 00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:46,482 You really ate it back there. I saw the whole thing. 499 00:29:46,484 --> 00:29:49,418 Well, thank you. I appreciate you coming up to let me know. 500 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:50,953 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you for-- 501 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:53,389 yeah, that was me. 502 00:29:53,391 --> 00:29:55,591 No, I was feeling a little too comfortable at the party, 503 00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:57,993 and I saw you, so I figured, 504 00:29:57,995 --> 00:29:59,862 "why don't I eat shit in the kitchen?" 505 00:29:59,864 --> 00:30:02,998 Oh, good save. So how do you know Tony? 506 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,835 Uh, Tony? 507 00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:07,303 The owner of the house. 508 00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:09,438 Oh, uh, I saved his life a while back 509 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,406 and then after that we just kind of clicked. 510 00:30:10,408 --> 00:30:12,408 Hmm. 511 00:30:12,410 --> 00:30:13,609 - I'm Dean, by the way. - Hi. 512 00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:18,080 - Hey. - Uh, Todd's outside, and he's here with Jeremy. 513 00:30:19,349 --> 00:30:21,417 - I got to go. Lovely meeting you. - Oh, yeah, you, too. 514 00:30:21,419 --> 00:30:23,519 Those guys are here, so you should go. 515 00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:25,421 Yeah. 516 00:30:25,423 --> 00:30:27,089 - Hi. - I'm poor. You're rich. 517 00:30:27,091 --> 00:30:29,091 Where I'm falling, remember, i saw your boobs? 518 00:30:29,093 --> 00:30:30,593 We saw y-- we both saw your boobs. 519 00:30:30,595 --> 00:30:32,328 - It was so good. - I don't like you 520 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:33,929 saying that when there's other-- they didn't see my... 521 00:30:33,931 --> 00:30:35,531 - Kip: This is a scene. - Noah: We're doing scenes. 522 00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:38,067 - Becca: We're doing improv. - Kip: We're doing scenes. 523 00:31:04,461 --> 00:31:06,929 Woman: Hey, you didn't have to leave. 524 00:31:06,931 --> 00:31:09,665 Just... Call me later, okay? 525 00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:11,667 Bye. 526 00:31:13,169 --> 00:31:15,905 - Hey. - Hi. 527 00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:17,039 - Hey. - Hello. 528 00:31:18,174 --> 00:31:19,975 You never told me your name. 529 00:31:19,977 --> 00:31:23,379 Oh, well, it starts with an "n," and it ends with "icky." 530 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,681 Hmm. You're very cryptic, 531 00:31:25,683 --> 00:31:27,583 like sudoku. 532 00:31:27,585 --> 00:31:29,618 Yeah, I like to cultivate an air of mystery around myself. 533 00:31:30,987 --> 00:31:33,489 I do something very similar with deodorant. 534 00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:35,491 - Hmm. - Not in a gross way. 535 00:31:35,493 --> 00:31:37,626 I, you know, I don't need to wear a lot of deodorant. 536 00:31:37,628 --> 00:31:39,595 I don't, you know, smell that bad or anything. 537 00:31:40,597 --> 00:31:43,198 - Mmm. - Good, nice, huh? 538 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,233 Which part of Brooklyn are you from? 539 00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:46,502 It's that obvious? 540 00:31:46,504 --> 00:31:49,204 Yeah, you have a certain just- off-the-subway quality to you. 541 00:31:49,206 --> 00:31:51,206 Thank you. 542 00:31:51,208 --> 00:31:52,975 You could just say immigrant. It's cool. 543 00:31:52,977 --> 00:31:54,977 That's not what I meant. 544 00:31:54,979 --> 00:31:57,112 You don't look lobotomized like the rest of the guys at this party. 545 00:31:57,114 --> 00:32:00,449 Yeah, I saw a couple walking head shots downstairs. 546 00:32:00,451 --> 00:32:03,419 Um, so where'd you grow up? 547 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:05,220 - Nicky, we got to go. - Oh, okay. 548 00:32:05,222 --> 00:32:07,723 Uh, Dean, this is Jill. Jill, Dean. 549 00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:10,125 Jill, hey, my best friend in high school was-- 550 00:32:10,127 --> 00:32:12,194 I'm sure it's a great story, but we're late for a surprise party, 551 00:32:12,196 --> 00:32:13,696 - so I'll just see you in the car? - Nicky: Okay. 552 00:32:13,698 --> 00:32:16,198 - Nicky: Okay. - Well, you just told me, so... 553 00:32:17,033 --> 00:32:18,600 Well, good luck in L.A., Dean, 554 00:32:18,602 --> 00:32:20,536 and watch out for kitchen floors. 555 00:32:20,538 --> 00:32:22,171 I will. 556 00:32:23,540 --> 00:32:28,010 Hey, um, you want to, like, trade emails or something? 557 00:32:28,012 --> 00:32:31,714 - Why don't you just give me your number? - Okay. 558 00:32:34,718 --> 00:32:37,252 No, it's cool, i got a pen and paper. 559 00:32:37,254 --> 00:32:39,588 I'll just write it out, 560 00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:40,756 20th century style. 561 00:32:41,691 --> 00:32:43,125 Tiny, little pad. 562 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,294 Yeah, for just little drawings or phone numbers. 563 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:47,763 It's, like, a mini pad... 564 00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:50,566 - As opposed to a maxi pad. 565 00:32:50,568 --> 00:32:52,534 - That was good, right? - That was good. 566 00:32:55,138 --> 00:32:57,473 Dean: Is this the way back to my hotel? 567 00:32:57,475 --> 00:33:00,275 Becca: I don't know. Is it? 568 00:33:07,183 --> 00:33:09,284 So where are we? 569 00:33:09,286 --> 00:33:11,587 This is my place. 570 00:33:11,589 --> 00:33:13,055 - Oh. - Look, I know you want to 571 00:33:13,057 --> 00:33:15,090 come up and everything, but you can't. 572 00:33:15,092 --> 00:33:16,592 I'm sorry. 573 00:33:16,594 --> 00:33:17,693 Oh, okay. 574 00:33:17,695 --> 00:33:18,761 I'm sorry if I gave you that impression. 575 00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:21,196 Yeah, i have a boyfriend, so... 576 00:33:21,198 --> 00:33:25,267 - Yeah, I know, the vampire. - Shh. 577 00:33:26,803 --> 00:33:30,205 Look, what you think is gonna happen right now 578 00:33:30,207 --> 00:33:32,741 is not gonna happen right now unless... 579 00:33:34,344 --> 00:33:36,278 You can keep a secret. 580 00:33:37,147 --> 00:33:39,081 I'm not good at keeping secrets. 581 00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:42,584 Ow. That really hurt. 582 00:33:42,586 --> 00:33:44,586 Don't pretend you didn't fucking love that. 583 00:33:44,588 --> 00:33:46,088 I'm not pretending. 584 00:33:46,090 --> 00:33:48,190 Come here. Look at me. 585 00:33:49,359 --> 00:33:51,760 Oh, my god, not like that. Don't look at me like that. 586 00:33:51,762 --> 00:33:54,063 Okay, hey, Becca, you're scaring me. 587 00:33:54,065 --> 00:33:56,632 I know. I'm scaring myself. 588 00:33:56,634 --> 00:33:59,101 But you can't look at me like that, okay? 589 00:33:59,103 --> 00:34:01,103 You don't get to look at me like that. 590 00:34:01,105 --> 00:34:03,272 Okay, but you're hurting my neck. 591 00:34:03,274 --> 00:34:06,341 Oh, my god, it's part of it. 592 00:34:07,343 --> 00:34:09,578 - Ow. - You got to go, okay? 593 00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:11,246 You just got to go. 594 00:34:11,248 --> 00:34:12,781 Yeah, I should get back. 595 00:34:12,783 --> 00:34:14,683 Yeah. You need to leave. 596 00:34:16,619 --> 00:34:18,654 - Oh. Can I get a ride? - Get out of my car. 597 00:34:18,656 --> 00:34:21,256 - No, you can't get a ride. - Okay. 598 00:34:21,258 --> 00:34:24,326 - Okay. - After that you want a ride? 599 00:34:24,328 --> 00:34:25,694 Okay, good seeing you. 600 00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:27,296 - Good night. 601 00:34:49,886 --> 00:34:53,288 - Carol? - Hey. 602 00:34:53,290 --> 00:34:54,790 Oh, hi. 603 00:34:56,826 --> 00:34:58,760 I thought I was in the wrong house. 604 00:35:00,697 --> 00:35:02,431 Is it okay? Has everyone left? 605 00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:05,701 Carol: Uh, yeah, yeah, all gone. Coast is clear. 606 00:35:05,703 --> 00:35:08,170 How did we do? Did any-- we did okay? 607 00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:11,740 Yeah, we do have two very serious 608 00:35:11,742 --> 00:35:13,909 - potential buyers. - Wow. 609 00:35:13,911 --> 00:35:16,745 Yeah, I think your home is gonna sell a lot faster than I thought. 610 00:35:18,214 --> 00:35:20,315 - Wow. Great. - Yeah. 611 00:35:20,317 --> 00:35:22,451 Well, it'll be thanks to you. 612 00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:24,286 Where do you find all this stuff? 613 00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:26,822 It's, like, do you-- do you and Patrick travel a lot? 614 00:35:27,724 --> 00:35:30,859 - Patrick? - Your husband. 615 00:35:30,861 --> 00:35:33,262 No, um, he is not my husband. 616 00:35:33,264 --> 00:35:36,231 - He's my colleague. - Oh, I'm sorry. 617 00:35:36,233 --> 00:35:39,168 - You thought, uh... - I assume everyone's married. 618 00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:40,869 - No. No, no, no, no, no. - If they're together... 619 00:35:40,871 --> 00:35:42,738 - Stupid. Sorry. - Um, no. 620 00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:43,906 No, it's... No, it's fine. 621 00:35:43,908 --> 00:35:47,342 Um, well, let's see if we got any more, 622 00:35:47,344 --> 00:35:48,644 uh, potential bidders. 623 00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:51,180 Wait, wait, wait, what was that? 624 00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:52,481 - That looked like you. - Uh, you don't want to-- 625 00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:54,783 that's embarrassing. 626 00:35:54,785 --> 00:35:57,920 - What is that? - My charming sister 627 00:35:57,922 --> 00:36:01,423 decided to create an online dating profile for me, 628 00:36:01,425 --> 00:36:04,393 and I spent, um, much of yesterday 629 00:36:04,395 --> 00:36:06,495 trying to take a usable photo 630 00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:08,931 to throw myself at strangers online. 631 00:36:08,933 --> 00:36:11,333 I'm just curious. "I like listening to jazz--" 632 00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:14,703 oh, sophisticated. "Taking long walks..." 633 00:36:14,705 --> 00:36:18,473 Forests, one of your interests is "forests"? 634 00:36:18,475 --> 00:36:20,375 - I've-- well, I like-- - you're interested in forests? 635 00:36:20,377 --> 00:36:22,778 Well, I like nature and trees and, like, being out in nature. 636 00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:24,313 Oh, I see. Yeah, of course. Well, sure. 637 00:36:24,315 --> 00:36:26,782 - Does that sound weird? - No, i-i just don't-- 638 00:36:26,784 --> 00:36:30,319 - should I just have said trees? - No, no, forests-- I see. 639 00:36:30,321 --> 00:36:31,987 I just did-- you-- the wording. 640 00:36:31,989 --> 00:36:35,257 You don't want to attract, like, a lumberjack or a hermit or a... 641 00:36:35,259 --> 00:36:36,892 A lumberjack who's online dating? 642 00:36:36,894 --> 00:36:38,760 I don't think I have to worry about that. 643 00:36:38,762 --> 00:36:42,264 If you said, "i like taking long, shady walks," 644 00:36:42,266 --> 00:36:44,299 - that implies forests. - That sounds threatening, 645 00:36:44,301 --> 00:36:47,269 like I'm a mugger or something. 646 00:36:47,271 --> 00:36:48,503 I think I'm gonna sell your house 647 00:36:48,505 --> 00:36:51,273 and leave the online dating to someone else. 648 00:36:51,275 --> 00:36:52,774 I'm sorry. 649 00:36:52,776 --> 00:36:54,476 Let me see if we got you any more offers or... 650 00:36:54,478 --> 00:36:56,812 - Okay. - ...Interests or calls. 651 00:36:58,481 --> 00:37:00,816 Dean: Look, it was a free trip, so I sat through one meeting. 652 00:37:00,818 --> 00:37:02,517 Eric: Exactly, free day in L.A. 653 00:37:02,519 --> 00:37:04,553 You've got me as your guide. 654 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,521 We're gonna do some cool shit. I got some plans. 655 00:37:06,523 --> 00:37:07,522 Cool. 656 00:37:07,524 --> 00:37:09,758 Have you had smoothie king? 657 00:37:10,927 --> 00:37:13,328 Huh? 658 00:37:13,330 --> 00:37:15,731 - It's funny. It's always a king. - What? 659 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:18,367 You know, smoothie king, burger king, mattress king. 660 00:37:18,369 --> 00:37:20,569 If you're selling something, it has to be a king. 661 00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:22,838 Smoothie Duke? Nope. 662 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,873 Burger prime minister? You can't do it. 663 00:37:25,908 --> 00:37:28,310 What about dairy queen? That works. 664 00:37:28,312 --> 00:37:30,846 Yeah, okay, that's one. 665 00:37:30,848 --> 00:37:33,348 Hold up. I left my phone in the car. 666 00:37:33,350 --> 00:37:36,285 - So? - I want to get my phone. 667 00:37:36,287 --> 00:37:38,854 Yeah, we're going in here for, like, ten minutes. 668 00:37:38,856 --> 00:37:39,955 Yeah, i want to get my phone. 669 00:37:39,957 --> 00:37:41,790 I need it. 670 00:37:42,859 --> 00:37:46,795 - Great, great, let's do that. - Thank you. 671 00:37:49,432 --> 00:37:50,932 Heads up. 672 00:37:52,402 --> 00:37:53,535 Thanks, asshole. 673 00:37:53,537 --> 00:37:57,439 Would it kill you to be present for, like, 30 seconds? 674 00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:58,940 Uh-huh. 675 00:38:02,879 --> 00:38:05,514 Oh, there she is, coming back. 676 00:38:09,519 --> 00:38:10,986 Oh, fuck. 677 00:38:10,988 --> 00:38:12,354 Waiting for party girl to call? 678 00:38:12,356 --> 00:38:15,357 It's not gonna happen, man. You screwed up. 679 00:38:15,359 --> 00:38:17,326 - She'll call me. - No, she won't. 680 00:38:17,328 --> 00:38:19,494 Shithead. 681 00:38:19,496 --> 00:38:21,997 You gave her your number instead of getting her number, 682 00:38:21,999 --> 00:38:24,066 so now she has all the power, she gets to mess with your head 683 00:38:24,068 --> 00:38:25,067 - instead of you messing with her. - Yeah, right. 684 00:38:25,069 --> 00:38:26,635 - Uh-huh. - Right? 685 00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:28,470 You're leaving tomorrow anyway, so who gives a shit? 686 00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:31,640 You leave tomorrow anyways, so let's just put her aside. 687 00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:33,108 You and me, tonight, we go out, 688 00:38:33,110 --> 00:38:35,377 and I show you what you've missed in Brooklyn. 689 00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:37,379 What's that, bar, club? 690 00:38:37,381 --> 00:38:38,914 - A club, yes. 691 00:38:38,916 --> 00:38:40,549 I can't, man. I got plans. 692 00:38:41,918 --> 00:38:43,118 - Doing what? - I'm supposed to be-- 693 00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:26,895 Dean: Hi. 694 00:39:29,031 --> 00:39:30,399 Bye. 695 00:39:30,401 --> 00:39:33,435 I like that shirt. It's really brave. 696 00:39:33,437 --> 00:39:35,670 Brave? What does that mean? 697 00:39:35,672 --> 00:39:38,106 Well, I mean, it's just not the most flattering shirt on you, 698 00:39:38,108 --> 00:39:39,975 but I think it's really cool 699 00:39:39,977 --> 00:39:40,675 that you don't care about that kind of thing. 700 00:39:40,677 --> 00:39:42,444 It's awesome. 701 00:39:42,446 --> 00:39:44,045 Yeah, it gives you bigger hips, a little bit. 702 00:39:44,047 --> 00:39:46,581 He's kidding. He's joking. 703 00:39:47,683 --> 00:39:49,451 A joke. 704 00:39:49,453 --> 00:39:50,685 - Shut up. 705 00:39:50,687 --> 00:39:53,889 Both: Wow. 706 00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:56,658 Yeah. Okay. 707 00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:58,126 - Hey. - Hi. 708 00:39:58,128 --> 00:40:00,061 - How are you? - Really good. 709 00:40:00,063 --> 00:40:01,129 - Cool. - Yeah. 710 00:40:01,131 --> 00:40:03,131 Your hair looks a little weird. 711 00:40:03,133 --> 00:40:04,699 Excuse me? 712 00:40:04,701 --> 00:40:06,668 - Excuse me? - My-- 713 00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:10,705 has anybody ever told you that you look very attracted to me? 714 00:40:10,707 --> 00:40:14,142 No, not yet. 715 00:40:14,144 --> 00:40:16,611 Well, they have now. Just did. 716 00:40:16,613 --> 00:40:19,014 - Yeah, you did. - Cheers. 717 00:40:19,016 --> 00:40:20,682 - Oh, cheers, yeah. - Cheers. 718 00:40:20,684 --> 00:40:22,050 What are you guys doing after this? 719 00:40:22,052 --> 00:40:25,520 Um, I don't think-- i don't know. 720 00:40:25,522 --> 00:40:28,557 - After party at our place? - Who are you doing after this? 721 00:40:28,559 --> 00:40:31,126 - Who are you doing after this? - What? 722 00:40:32,728 --> 00:40:34,062 Nothing. 723 00:40:40,937 --> 00:40:42,737 Listen, I just want to apologize again for... 724 00:40:42,739 --> 00:40:45,040 What? 725 00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:47,509 - You know, the ladies. - Oh, shut up. You're fine. 726 00:40:49,045 --> 00:40:51,046 You're in a funk right now. I get it, you know? 727 00:40:51,048 --> 00:40:54,216 - I've been there. I can spot it. - Yeah. 728 00:40:54,218 --> 00:40:56,218 And, honestly, I think you're over-thinking it. 729 00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:58,053 You just got to do something spontaneous. 730 00:40:58,055 --> 00:40:59,754 Be a spontaneous person. Get out of it. 731 00:40:59,756 --> 00:41:01,256 Okay, you know what? 732 00:41:02,658 --> 00:41:04,626 Let me make it up to you. 733 00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:06,695 Why don't I take you out? 734 00:41:06,697 --> 00:41:08,497 - Okay? - Okay. 735 00:41:08,499 --> 00:41:09,598 Where do you want to go? 736 00:41:10,766 --> 00:41:13,068 You know what we could do? 737 00:41:13,070 --> 00:41:15,103 We could drive to Vegas right now. 738 00:41:15,105 --> 00:41:16,538 Okay. 739 00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:17,806 - Yeah? You want to do this? - Yeah. Yeah. 740 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:20,041 - You're into going to Vegas? - Totally. 741 00:41:20,043 --> 00:41:23,245 I'm not saying it like, "hey, let's just talk about it." 742 00:41:23,247 --> 00:41:24,980 I'm saying let's go and do it. 743 00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:26,281 - We're going to Vegas. - We're going to Vegas. 744 00:41:26,283 --> 00:41:27,649 - We'll get there. - Okay. 745 00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:29,684 - I'll show you the ropes. - All right. 746 00:41:29,686 --> 00:41:31,286 - I'm gonna lay it out there. You'll see what's going on. - All right. 747 00:41:31,288 --> 00:41:33,088 - You know Vegas? - Of course I know Vegas. 748 00:41:33,090 --> 00:41:34,556 It's the best. I love it. 749 00:41:36,692 --> 00:41:38,159 It's just such a hassle. 750 00:41:38,161 --> 00:41:40,662 I mean, it's four-and-a-half hours away. 751 00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:42,631 Yeah. Want to get some sleep? 752 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,002 Yeah. 753 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:49,538 Hey, man, it was great seeing you. 754 00:41:49,540 --> 00:41:51,840 - Cheers, buddy. - Cheers. 755 00:42:08,125 --> 00:42:10,725 You going home or on a trip? 756 00:42:10,727 --> 00:42:13,061 - I'm going home. - Oh, me too, thank god. 757 00:42:13,063 --> 00:42:14,296 - You live in the city? - Brooklyn. 758 00:42:14,298 --> 00:42:16,798 Oh, good. 759 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:20,135 I'm on dekalb and Washington. I love it. 760 00:42:20,137 --> 00:42:23,338 - Yeah, I'm ready to get back. - I really love it, though. 761 00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:26,841 New York's the best, period. No contest. 762 00:42:26,843 --> 00:42:28,743 Even queens. 763 00:42:28,745 --> 00:42:30,679 Yeah, I think I've seen enough of L.A. to last me for-- 764 00:42:30,681 --> 00:42:33,148 oh... 765 00:42:33,150 --> 00:42:35,083 I'm never going back to L.A. again. 766 00:42:35,085 --> 00:42:36,651 No, no, no, I can't. For my health, I can't. 767 00:42:37,787 --> 00:42:40,155 Okay. I'm gonna try to take a nap. 768 00:42:40,157 --> 00:42:42,190 - I'm pretty tired. - Oh, yeah. 769 00:42:42,192 --> 00:42:44,359 Naomi. I'm Naomi, by the way. 770 00:42:44,361 --> 00:42:47,162 Before you, you know. 771 00:42:47,164 --> 00:42:49,864 Good to meet you, Naomi. Take a nap. 772 00:42:49,866 --> 00:42:52,834 - Your name would be? - I'm Dean. 773 00:42:52,836 --> 00:42:54,869 Dean. 774 00:42:54,871 --> 00:42:57,806 Put her there. Yeah. 775 00:42:57,808 --> 00:43:00,175 - Sleep tight. - Thanks. 776 00:43:00,177 --> 00:43:02,310 I should be sleeping. 777 00:43:02,312 --> 00:43:03,311 I'm exhausted. 778 00:43:03,313 --> 00:43:05,780 I'm so wired from the anxiety, 779 00:43:05,782 --> 00:43:08,883 from the trauma of Los Angeles that I can't sleep. 780 00:43:08,885 --> 00:43:11,252 I'm not myself. 781 00:43:12,755 --> 00:43:15,323 So what do you do... 782 00:43:15,325 --> 00:43:16,257 For work? 783 00:43:17,693 --> 00:43:19,227 I'm a... 784 00:43:21,097 --> 00:43:23,164 - Speech therapist. - Oh. 785 00:43:23,166 --> 00:43:24,899 Yeah. I work with animals. 786 00:43:24,901 --> 00:43:27,335 Mmm. Communication. 787 00:43:27,337 --> 00:43:29,804 How to listen, how to communicate, 788 00:43:29,806 --> 00:43:32,140 - reading signals. - Yeah. 789 00:43:32,142 --> 00:43:33,742 - 'Cause they can speak. - They can communicate. 790 00:43:33,744 --> 00:43:35,210 It's been proven time and time again. 791 00:43:35,212 --> 00:43:37,812 They are communicating, but we're so blocked. 792 00:43:37,814 --> 00:43:39,748 Animals, no subtlety. 793 00:43:41,385 --> 00:43:43,685 - It's crass. 794 00:43:46,355 --> 00:43:47,956 - You texting? - I am. 795 00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:49,357 - Excuse me, excuse me. - Yeah. 796 00:43:49,359 --> 00:43:51,159 Get in these last moments while you can 797 00:43:51,161 --> 00:43:52,360 - before she comes around... 798 00:43:52,362 --> 00:43:54,295 ...and gets ya. 799 00:43:57,267 --> 00:43:59,367 - Sir? - Yeah. 800 00:43:59,369 --> 00:44:00,769 You have to turn that off. 801 00:44:02,938 --> 00:44:05,173 - Sir? - Um... 802 00:44:54,357 --> 00:44:56,291 I'm a scientist. 803 00:45:38,033 --> 00:45:40,468 - Hi. - Hey. 804 00:45:40,470 --> 00:45:42,537 You are a little late, mister. 805 00:45:42,539 --> 00:45:45,340 - Yeah. - And you brought a suitcase. 806 00:45:45,342 --> 00:45:48,243 Yeah, actually, I was on my plane and I got your text. 807 00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:50,311 You just, you know, hopped off the plane 808 00:45:50,313 --> 00:45:51,412 and ran straight over here? 809 00:45:51,414 --> 00:45:52,947 I usually have that effect on people. 810 00:45:52,949 --> 00:45:54,482 Yeah, yeah. No, I'm kidding. 811 00:45:54,484 --> 00:45:56,885 Really, what's with the suitcase? 812 00:45:56,887 --> 00:45:59,354 No, I was staying with my friend Eric, and-- 813 00:45:59,356 --> 00:46:02,957 I was staying at a hotel and going from my hotel 814 00:46:02,959 --> 00:46:04,826 to my friend Eric's place, and he's still at work, 815 00:46:04,828 --> 00:46:06,027 so I ended up with all my stuff. 816 00:46:06,029 --> 00:46:07,428 - I'm kind of stranded. - Oh. 817 00:46:07,430 --> 00:46:09,297 Uh, volleyball gear, you know. 818 00:46:09,299 --> 00:46:11,833 So, uh, is this yours? 819 00:46:11,835 --> 00:46:14,369 - Yeah. - Cool. 820 00:46:14,371 --> 00:46:17,372 Are you fishing for a ride right now? 821 00:46:17,374 --> 00:46:19,374 Oh, I'm not fishing, but now that you mention it, 822 00:46:19,376 --> 00:46:20,441 - that would work for me. - Okay. 823 00:46:20,443 --> 00:46:21,843 - Cool. Great. - Okay. 824 00:46:21,845 --> 00:46:23,311 - Sure. - Awesome. 825 00:46:23,313 --> 00:46:25,380 - Um, you gonna drive? - No, I'm not gonna drive. 826 00:46:25,382 --> 00:46:26,915 - Okay. - I was just, you know, being polite. 827 00:46:26,917 --> 00:46:28,349 Thanks. 828 00:46:49,605 --> 00:46:51,005 Nicky: You want the story for real? 829 00:46:51,007 --> 00:46:52,040 Dean: Yeah, I'm curious. 830 00:46:52,042 --> 00:46:53,842 All right, I was in college. 831 00:46:53,844 --> 00:46:56,878 I came up with this natural beauty product, 832 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,147 and I ended up dropping out 833 00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:01,049 'cause I was tinkering with it. 834 00:47:01,051 --> 00:47:02,884 First, I started giving it to my friends. 835 00:47:02,886 --> 00:47:04,853 Then I started selling it, and then this 836 00:47:04,855 --> 00:47:07,021 big cosmetics brand actually bought it, 837 00:47:07,023 --> 00:47:09,424 um, but that was a couple of years ago, 838 00:47:09,426 --> 00:47:11,993 - so nothing really since. - Wow. 839 00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:13,127 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 840 00:47:13,129 --> 00:47:14,929 Wow. 841 00:47:14,931 --> 00:47:17,031 - So you have, like, a patent and everything? - Yeah. 842 00:47:17,033 --> 00:47:18,466 So you're an inventor? 843 00:47:18,468 --> 00:47:20,435 I think of myself more of, like, a chef 844 00:47:20,437 --> 00:47:21,603 'cause I came up with, you know, 845 00:47:21,605 --> 00:47:23,037 a few recipes that actually worked. 846 00:47:23,039 --> 00:47:25,373 - That's amazing. 847 00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:27,141 Seriously. You know, when I'm drawing, 848 00:47:27,143 --> 00:47:28,943 sometimes I'll come up with, like, an invention or something 849 00:47:28,945 --> 00:47:30,445 and I'll just do a sketch. 850 00:47:30,447 --> 00:47:32,080 - Really? Like what? - But nothing like that. 851 00:47:32,082 --> 00:47:33,514 Um, let's see. 852 00:47:34,416 --> 00:47:36,451 - So you're on a plane, right? - Mm-hmm. 853 00:47:36,453 --> 00:47:38,453 This happens a lot. Plane's packed. 854 00:47:38,455 --> 00:47:40,388 There's a baby that's crying super loud. 855 00:47:40,390 --> 00:47:42,423 It's bothering everybody. How do you get that baby quiet? 856 00:47:43,158 --> 00:47:45,026 Baby silencer. 857 00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:46,594 All right, it's a funnel. 858 00:47:46,596 --> 00:47:48,463 You put it over the baby's nose and mouth 859 00:47:48,465 --> 00:47:51,099 with a tube, like, a little kind of tube, 860 00:47:51,101 --> 00:47:53,468 and it goes to headphones that go to the baby's own ears, 861 00:47:53,470 --> 00:47:55,470 so when the baby's crying just like, 862 00:47:55,472 --> 00:47:58,473 "wah, wah!" Really loud, it's contained into the tubes, 863 00:47:58,475 --> 00:48:00,375 and then just like, "ow, ow, that hurts. 864 00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:01,976 Hello? Wah. Uh, who is that? 865 00:48:01,978 --> 00:48:03,411 That's me. I should stop." 866 00:48:03,413 --> 00:48:08,416 So what you have is something that will silence the baby 867 00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:11,019 and also teach the baby about self-awareness 868 00:48:11,021 --> 00:48:12,620 and cause and effect, so... 869 00:48:12,622 --> 00:48:14,689 You know, i would make sure 870 00:48:14,691 --> 00:48:16,624 that there's adequate breathing apparatus 871 00:48:16,626 --> 00:48:19,961 so I'm not gonna do anything crazy to the baby. 872 00:48:19,963 --> 00:48:22,096 Do you think that that would actually work for adults 873 00:48:22,098 --> 00:48:24,399 with helping them develop self-awareness? 874 00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:26,501 Perhaps you could send the sound of them 875 00:48:26,503 --> 00:48:28,970 pitching an invention straight into their own ears? 876 00:48:28,972 --> 00:48:30,238 Like in a restaurant or something? 877 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:32,440 - Yeah. 878 00:48:57,967 --> 00:48:59,634 - Thank you for dinner. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 879 00:48:59,636 --> 00:49:01,002 No, it was my pleasure. 880 00:49:01,004 --> 00:49:02,270 - That was fun. - Yeah. 881 00:49:02,272 --> 00:49:04,272 - I had a good time. - Me, too. 882 00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:06,007 - And thanks for the ride. - You're welcome. 883 00:49:06,709 --> 00:49:09,644 Um, okay, so just to be clear. 884 00:49:09,646 --> 00:49:10,745 Mm-hmm? 885 00:49:20,022 --> 00:49:21,189 - Okay. - Okay. 886 00:49:21,690 --> 00:49:24,993 - I'll get my stuff. All right. - Okay. 887 00:49:24,995 --> 00:49:26,561 Whoa, okay. 888 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,667 - Dean: Hello. - All right. 889 00:49:32,669 --> 00:49:35,269 There he is. 890 00:49:35,271 --> 00:49:37,138 So this is it. 891 00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:39,140 Um, that's the couch. That's gonna be, uh... 892 00:49:39,142 --> 00:49:40,575 - All yours. - Wow. 893 00:49:40,577 --> 00:49:43,177 Assuming that's okay with tobes. 894 00:49:43,179 --> 00:49:45,580 Totally, no problem. 895 00:49:45,582 --> 00:49:47,715 - Heard you're here stalking some girl. - What? 896 00:49:47,717 --> 00:49:49,784 Yeah, my friend stalked a girl once. 897 00:49:49,786 --> 00:49:51,285 She lived in China, 898 00:49:51,287 --> 00:49:53,488 so I'm not sure if it counted as stalking per se 899 00:49:53,490 --> 00:49:56,190 'cause he was in San Diego. 900 00:49:56,192 --> 00:49:57,725 I contended that it was more like 901 00:49:57,727 --> 00:50:00,228 keeping tabs on her from that distance. 902 00:50:00,230 --> 00:50:02,530 - Yeah, I'm not stalking anybody. - That's exactly what he said. 903 00:50:02,532 --> 00:50:05,767 - Yeah, but I'm not. - Agree to disagree. 904 00:50:11,740 --> 00:50:15,143 Damn it. 905 00:50:15,145 --> 00:50:17,612 - What did you tell him? - What? Don't worry about Toby. 906 00:50:17,614 --> 00:50:20,181 He's his own thing, man. So tell me about this girl. 907 00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:23,151 Oh, well, she drove me back from the-- whoa! 908 00:50:23,153 --> 00:50:25,219 - What the hell is this? - What? 909 00:50:26,623 --> 00:50:28,523 I have a cat. You know that. 910 00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:31,159 No, I did not know that. I do now, though. 911 00:50:31,161 --> 00:50:32,660 And I'll never forget it. 912 00:50:32,662 --> 00:50:34,328 Yeah, I share my room with Nicholas. 913 00:50:34,330 --> 00:50:37,265 - He loves this shit. 914 00:50:38,067 --> 00:50:39,534 Anyways, the girl, what's going on? 915 00:50:39,536 --> 00:50:41,235 Uh, yeah, so we, uh-- 916 00:50:41,237 --> 00:50:43,204 I'm sorry, i-- 917 00:50:45,074 --> 00:50:47,108 - when did you get into cats? - All right, come on, enough. 918 00:50:47,110 --> 00:50:48,342 - All right. - I have a cat. Let's move on. 919 00:50:48,344 --> 00:50:50,611 Okay, okay. 920 00:50:50,613 --> 00:50:52,146 Yeah, it went really well, and, uh, 921 00:50:52,148 --> 00:50:53,281 we're gonna get together on Tuesday. 922 00:50:53,283 --> 00:50:55,216 - That's great. Day or night? - Day. 923 00:50:55,218 --> 00:50:57,118 - Day? That's not good. - Yeah. 924 00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,386 - Night. Night. - What? 925 00:50:58,388 --> 00:50:59,787 You want night time, late. 926 00:50:59,789 --> 00:51:02,123 Her defenses are down. She's kind of tired. 927 00:51:02,125 --> 00:51:04,325 Okay, I don't want to kill her. I want to date her. 928 00:51:04,327 --> 00:51:07,662 Date her? Let's slow down, 1955, okay? 929 00:51:07,664 --> 00:51:09,130 Let's just try to sleep with her first. 930 00:51:09,132 --> 00:51:11,732 Yeah, I mean, that, too. That's what I meant. 931 00:51:13,802 --> 00:51:16,404 Here, bud. 932 00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:18,339 - You okay, man? - Yeah. 933 00:51:18,341 --> 00:51:21,142 - Like, things are okay? - Yeah, things are great. 934 00:51:21,144 --> 00:51:22,877 Okay. 935 00:51:42,165 --> 00:51:45,166 Do a little bunny hop. Ahh! 936 00:51:49,204 --> 00:51:51,839 - You all right? - Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. 937 00:51:51,841 --> 00:51:53,708 I'll be honest, i didn't mean to fall, 938 00:51:53,710 --> 00:51:56,711 but I did mean to take the risk, okay? 939 00:51:56,713 --> 00:51:59,714 - And that's how you ride. - You're the man. 940 00:52:02,285 --> 00:52:04,252 - I feel amazing. - Race? 941 00:52:04,254 --> 00:52:06,387 Yeah, let's go. 942 00:53:16,225 --> 00:53:18,359 - Hey, dad. - Oh, you're there. 943 00:53:18,361 --> 00:53:20,361 - Are you back? - Dean: No, I'm still in L.A. 944 00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:23,264 I decided to stay a bit longer. 945 00:53:23,266 --> 00:53:25,800 - What are you doing out there? - Just working on my tan. 946 00:53:25,802 --> 00:53:27,468 I was gonna maybe get my chest waxed. 947 00:53:27,470 --> 00:53:29,237 You are? 948 00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,339 No, I'm just catching up with Eric 949 00:53:31,341 --> 00:53:33,374 and just trying to take a little break, since I'm out here. 950 00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:34,875 A break from what? 951 00:53:34,877 --> 00:53:36,410 Dean: You know, just everything at home. 952 00:53:36,412 --> 00:53:37,812 Things are kind of heavy. 953 00:53:37,814 --> 00:53:38,946 I just want to get a little breather. 954 00:53:38,948 --> 00:53:41,282 I see. No, it's a good idea. 955 00:53:41,284 --> 00:53:43,718 - Why don't you go on to Hawaii? - Okay, I'm not on vacation. 956 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:45,253 I'm still working on my book. 957 00:53:45,255 --> 00:53:46,721 You know, I can do that from here, too. 958 00:53:46,723 --> 00:53:48,823 I need to talk to you about the house. 959 00:53:48,825 --> 00:53:51,792 Okay, okay, right, yeah. Let's talk about the house. 960 00:53:51,794 --> 00:53:53,828 We had an open house and-- 961 00:53:53,830 --> 00:53:55,429 whoa, wait, wait. We were gonna make the decision 962 00:53:55,431 --> 00:53:58,366 - about the house together. - Yeah, we did. I did. 963 00:53:58,368 --> 00:54:00,534 And i-- since you decided to run away. 964 00:54:00,536 --> 00:54:02,370 Okay, I didn't run away. 965 00:54:02,372 --> 00:54:04,005 I came out to meet those ad people. 966 00:54:04,007 --> 00:54:06,774 Can we just not do anything with the house until I get back? 967 00:54:06,776 --> 00:54:08,509 Okay? 968 00:54:08,511 --> 00:54:10,378 Okay. 969 00:54:11,380 --> 00:54:12,980 Carol: Well, you know, you had a really good realtor. 970 00:54:12,982 --> 00:54:16,951 - Yes, well done. - To full asking price. 971 00:54:16,953 --> 00:54:19,987 Oh, full asking price, yes. 972 00:54:19,989 --> 00:54:22,456 Now how do I break the news to my son? 973 00:54:22,458 --> 00:54:24,392 Mmm. 974 00:54:25,327 --> 00:54:28,396 Well, we could ask for some extra time before closing. 975 00:54:28,398 --> 00:54:30,464 People are understanding about that. 976 00:54:30,466 --> 00:54:34,435 He's just been at loose ends, kind of, you know, 977 00:54:34,437 --> 00:54:36,570 missing in action for a while. 978 00:54:36,572 --> 00:54:38,539 Now he's in L.A. 979 00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:40,007 I don't know what he's doing. 980 00:54:40,009 --> 00:54:41,809 I keep thinking he's gonna come home with a mohawk 981 00:54:41,811 --> 00:54:44,578 and face piercings. 982 00:54:44,580 --> 00:54:46,881 People still get mohawks? 983 00:54:46,883 --> 00:54:49,517 Oh, if Dean thought it would help him not get a job, 984 00:54:49,519 --> 00:54:51,452 he'd get two mohawks. 985 00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:53,888 How do you-- 986 00:54:53,890 --> 00:54:56,090 how do you get two mohawks? I-- 987 00:54:56,092 --> 00:54:57,892 you put two mohawks together, and you... 988 00:54:57,894 --> 00:55:00,461 I don't know. 989 00:55:00,463 --> 00:55:03,898 It'd be sort of an "x," look like a heliport. 990 00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:06,934 Maybe he's just trying to figure himself out. 991 00:55:06,936 --> 00:55:09,403 Yeah, he's been trying for a while. 992 00:55:09,405 --> 00:55:11,906 I'm sorry, I shouldn't be talking about this. 993 00:55:11,908 --> 00:55:13,908 - I don't want to cross any lines. - Don't be silly. 994 00:55:13,910 --> 00:55:16,444 You've already crossed those lines, 995 00:55:16,446 --> 00:55:18,946 and that's okay. 996 00:55:20,382 --> 00:55:21,882 Okay. 997 00:55:23,018 --> 00:55:26,921 Mmm, why don't I look for some listings, 998 00:55:26,923 --> 00:55:30,558 and we'll maybe look at some places later this week? 999 00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:32,626 - All right, sounds good. - Yeah? 1000 00:55:32,628 --> 00:55:34,562 - It's a date. 1001 00:55:37,099 --> 00:55:38,833 - Hi. - Dean: Hey. 1002 00:55:38,835 --> 00:55:40,935 - Hi. - How are you? 1003 00:55:40,937 --> 00:55:44,638 Um, you remember my friend Jill from the party the other night? 1004 00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:45,973 - Yeah, hey, Jill. - Jill: Hey. 1005 00:55:45,975 --> 00:55:48,042 Hey. Okay. 1006 00:55:48,044 --> 00:55:50,077 - She wanted to see the show too, so... - Cool. 1007 00:55:50,079 --> 00:55:51,979 - So... - You were wearing that same outfit 1008 00:55:51,981 --> 00:55:54,148 - the last time I saw you. - Yes, I was. 1009 00:55:54,150 --> 00:55:56,417 Thank you for pointing that out, I appreciate that. 1010 00:55:56,419 --> 00:55:58,052 We need to find a restroom, like, right now. 1011 00:55:58,054 --> 00:56:00,454 Oh, yeah, uh, number one only. 1012 00:56:12,567 --> 00:56:14,568 - Hey. - Hi. 1013 00:56:14,570 --> 00:56:17,171 - So I'm gonna go. - Okay, bye. 1014 00:56:17,173 --> 00:56:18,706 - Yeah, I got to go. - Really? 1015 00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:20,174 That's the game you're gonna play? 1016 00:56:20,176 --> 00:56:23,477 - Oh, I'm not playing a game. - Oh, aren't you? 1017 00:56:23,479 --> 00:56:25,579 - I can stay for a few. - Thanks. 1018 00:56:25,581 --> 00:56:28,582 - So, okay, the artist-- - Jill: Nicky, come look at this. 1019 00:56:28,584 --> 00:56:30,651 - Oh, okay. - Jill: Yeah. 1020 00:56:52,674 --> 00:56:55,476 Oh, yeah, hey, uh-- just a sec. 1021 00:56:55,478 --> 00:56:57,445 Yeah, I can be there in, like, ten minutes. 1022 00:56:57,447 --> 00:56:58,712 Yeah, totally. 1023 00:57:02,617 --> 00:57:05,719 Weird reception out here. Yeah, in your face so hard. 1024 00:57:05,721 --> 00:57:07,455 I was just doing a bit. 1025 00:57:07,457 --> 00:57:09,056 Are you gonna stay, or are you gonna go? 1026 00:57:09,058 --> 00:57:11,158 Um, I'll stay. 1027 00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:14,061 - Phew, what a relief. - Yeah. 1028 00:57:14,063 --> 00:57:17,565 Uh, so Jill's, like, your best friend? 1029 00:57:17,567 --> 00:57:19,667 - Is that the deal? - Mm-hmm, yeah. 1030 00:57:19,669 --> 00:57:20,734 And you guys just do everything together? 1031 00:57:20,736 --> 00:57:22,503 A lot of stuff. 1032 00:57:22,505 --> 00:57:24,171 You show up everywhere with her? That's normal? 1033 00:57:24,173 --> 00:57:26,073 Do you have a best friend? 1034 00:57:26,075 --> 00:57:28,642 Um, kind of. Former, I'd say. 1035 00:57:28,644 --> 00:57:31,045 - He ditched you? - He got married. 1036 00:57:31,047 --> 00:57:33,581 But... we weren't romantic. It's not like that. 1037 00:57:33,583 --> 00:57:35,049 - No, I get it. - Yeah. 1038 00:57:35,051 --> 00:57:36,750 But you're a little sad about it. 1039 00:57:36,752 --> 00:57:39,653 - Mmm, no, I think I'm-- - Jill: Nicky... 1040 00:57:39,655 --> 00:57:42,189 Look at this one. 1041 00:57:42,191 --> 00:57:45,059 Isn't his work powerful? 1042 00:57:45,061 --> 00:57:46,594 I want to put it above my bed. 1043 00:57:46,596 --> 00:57:48,128 Becca: Dean? 1044 00:57:48,763 --> 00:57:50,030 Dean: Hey. 1045 00:57:51,766 --> 00:57:54,535 Jill: Is that that guy from that vampire show? 1046 00:57:54,537 --> 00:57:56,770 - Man: That's Dean, huh? - Yeah. 1047 00:57:56,772 --> 00:57:59,273 - Dean: Hey, Becca. - Hi. 1048 00:58:01,043 --> 00:58:02,676 I thought you went back to New York. 1049 00:58:02,678 --> 00:58:05,646 I extended my trip a little bit. 1050 00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:07,681 - Why don't you just get back to New York now? - Yeah. 1051 00:58:07,683 --> 00:58:09,617 - I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to see you ever again. - I don't. 1052 00:58:10,719 --> 00:58:13,254 Just so you know... 1053 00:58:13,256 --> 00:58:16,090 - We're done. - Done. 1054 00:58:16,092 --> 00:58:19,593 - Okay, yeah, I'm pretty sure we never started. - Oh, my god. 1055 00:58:19,595 --> 00:58:22,096 All right, well, let's make things real simple here, okay? 1056 00:58:22,098 --> 00:58:23,731 Why don't you just end whatever you had going on 1057 00:58:23,733 --> 00:58:26,300 and just agree to never talk to her again? 1058 00:58:28,203 --> 00:58:31,572 - Okay. - Don't say another word to her 1059 00:58:31,574 --> 00:58:33,574 starting now. 1060 00:58:33,576 --> 00:58:36,176 - Okay. - Ah! Not one more word. 1061 00:58:39,247 --> 00:58:40,814 - He got it. - I'm sorry. 1062 00:58:40,816 --> 00:58:43,017 What was that? 1063 00:58:43,019 --> 00:58:45,085 - I just heard something. - Let's go. 1064 00:58:45,087 --> 00:58:50,224 and he's not gonna say another word. 1065 00:58:50,226 --> 00:58:52,593 - Hey, look at me. Come here. - What? 1066 00:58:52,595 --> 00:58:54,128 - I'm sorry. I'm good, yeah? - Look at me. 1067 00:58:54,130 --> 00:58:57,264 Oh, my god, I'm-- oh, yeah, yeah. 1068 00:58:57,266 --> 00:58:59,733 - Yeah. - Becca: Uh-huh. 1069 00:59:05,674 --> 00:59:07,875 - Are you okay? - I am, thank you. 1070 00:59:07,877 --> 00:59:09,577 Thanks. I appreciate that. 1071 00:59:09,579 --> 00:59:11,812 That fake vampire, he's just lucky I didn't lose my shit. 1072 00:59:11,814 --> 00:59:14,214 - Oh. - Could kill a man, you know? 1073 00:59:14,216 --> 00:59:16,116 I took kendo in high school, so... 1074 00:59:18,153 --> 00:59:20,254 Is that-- does that require sticks? 1075 00:59:21,222 --> 00:59:22,256 Not the way I do it. 1076 00:59:24,693 --> 00:59:26,160 By the way, Becca-- 1077 00:59:26,162 --> 00:59:28,295 I mean... There's nothing there. 1078 00:59:28,297 --> 00:59:30,264 - I don't know what she's-- - oh, you don't have to explain anything to me. 1079 00:59:30,266 --> 00:59:31,765 - I-- - no, I know, I know. 1080 00:59:31,767 --> 00:59:34,101 I know, I just-- I figured I'd just let you know. 1081 00:59:34,103 --> 00:59:35,769 You know, it's not like we're... 1082 00:59:35,771 --> 00:59:37,605 - Yeah, I mean, we're just-- - yeah, we're hanging out. 1083 00:59:37,607 --> 00:59:39,173 - It's fine, yeah. - I mean, you're visiting. 1084 00:59:39,175 --> 00:59:41,208 - Yeah, yeah. - And I'm going out of town this weekend... 1085 00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:42,843 - Yeah. - ...So it's not even like I'm around. 1086 00:59:42,845 --> 00:59:44,278 - You going out of town? - Yeah. 1087 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,680 Jill and I are gonna drive up to San Francisco. 1088 00:59:46,682 --> 00:59:49,116 Cool. That's nice, yeah. 1089 00:59:49,118 --> 00:59:50,184 It's funny, my friend Eric and I were actually 1090 00:59:50,186 --> 00:59:51,318 gonna head out of town this weekend. 1091 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,787 He was gonna show me the bay area. 1092 00:59:53,789 --> 00:59:55,322 - Really? - Yeah, some of the sights. 1093 00:59:55,324 --> 00:59:57,758 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 1094 00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,661 Well, I mean, i guess the four of us could... 1095 01:00:00,663 --> 01:00:01,762 - Yeah. - ...Go together. 1096 01:00:01,764 --> 01:00:03,330 - Yeah. - If that's not too weird. 1097 01:00:03,332 --> 01:00:06,333 - Yeah. - You know, it was gonna be a guys' trip, 1098 01:00:06,335 --> 01:00:08,202 but, um, I'll check with him. 1099 01:00:08,204 --> 01:00:10,137 - Hey. - Hey, Jill, this is Eric, 1100 01:00:10,139 --> 01:00:11,405 - Dean's friend. - Hey. 1101 01:00:11,407 --> 01:00:12,840 Uh, well, actually, Dean's my friend. 1102 01:00:12,842 --> 01:00:14,842 I'm kind of, like, the main dude, I guess. 1103 01:00:14,844 --> 01:00:16,677 Right, we got it. 1104 01:00:16,679 --> 01:00:18,278 Oh, yeah? 1105 01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:21,849 Well, okay, cool. Are you guys doing good? 1106 01:00:21,851 --> 01:00:23,250 Jill, you okay? 1107 01:00:24,786 --> 01:00:26,353 Excuse me? 1108 01:00:26,355 --> 01:00:29,423 It seems like you're kind of, like, upset or maybe, 1109 01:00:29,425 --> 01:00:32,393 like, stressed out about something, you know? 1110 01:00:32,395 --> 01:00:33,894 No. 1111 01:00:33,896 --> 01:00:35,896 Oh, oh, are you, like, 1112 01:00:35,898 --> 01:00:38,232 one of those, like, pickup artist dudes? 1113 01:00:38,234 --> 01:00:40,234 Like, you're gonna, like, take me down a peg, 1114 01:00:40,236 --> 01:00:42,236 and then say something like, 1115 01:00:42,238 --> 01:00:45,239 "oh, that's so cool how you're comfortable being fat," 1116 01:00:45,241 --> 01:00:47,241 or something, and then I'll feel bad about myself 1117 01:00:47,243 --> 01:00:48,909 and sleep with you, or something stupid? 1118 01:00:50,278 --> 01:00:53,247 - Uh... - No, he's-- 1119 01:00:53,249 --> 01:00:54,415 he's on the spectrum, actually. 1120 01:00:54,417 --> 01:00:56,850 He's got asperger's 1121 01:00:56,852 --> 01:00:59,253 and he's not that great at reading other people, so... 1122 01:00:59,255 --> 01:01:01,755 Asper-- do I? 1123 01:01:01,757 --> 01:01:04,258 He can't even read himself, actually. 1124 01:01:04,260 --> 01:01:06,260 It's okay, man. Sorry. 1125 01:01:06,262 --> 01:01:09,263 No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1126 01:01:09,265 --> 01:01:12,266 I didn't mean to just attack you like that. 1127 01:01:12,268 --> 01:01:14,234 I'm just-- I'm really sick of guys trying to 1128 01:01:14,236 --> 01:01:15,869 insecurize me into sleeping with them, so I just-- 1129 01:01:15,871 --> 01:01:17,971 - yeah. - I hear you. 1130 01:01:17,973 --> 01:01:21,408 Yeah. Cool. 1131 01:01:21,410 --> 01:01:23,410 Remember to make eye contact if you can. 1132 01:01:23,412 --> 01:01:24,945 - Thanks. - Sure. 1133 01:02:11,926 --> 01:02:14,328 Dean: All right. 1134 01:02:14,330 --> 01:02:17,364 - So this is nature. - Jill: Mm-hmm. 1135 01:02:17,366 --> 01:02:22,336 Nicky: All right. Um, I think we're gonna go on a hike. 1136 01:02:22,338 --> 01:02:25,305 - So what does that entail? 1137 01:02:25,307 --> 01:02:27,274 Um, walking along this trail? 1138 01:02:27,276 --> 01:02:28,342 Ah, yeah, now I can feel it. 1139 01:02:28,344 --> 01:02:30,511 Hey, Toby. What? 1140 01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:33,480 Well, what happened? 1141 01:02:33,482 --> 01:02:35,783 Oh, Jesus. 1142 01:02:35,785 --> 01:02:36,817 God. 1143 01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:40,788 Toby knocked a bookshelf on top of Nicholas, 1144 01:02:40,790 --> 01:02:42,022 and he's in critical condition. 1145 01:02:42,024 --> 01:02:43,457 - Nicky: Oh, my god. - Jill: Who's Nicholas? 1146 01:02:43,459 --> 01:02:46,326 - It's his cat. - He's not just a cat, okay? 1147 01:02:46,328 --> 01:02:48,495 - Okay. - You know he's not just a cat. 1148 01:02:48,497 --> 01:02:50,798 - All right. - Look, I'm sorry. 1149 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,366 I have to go to the airport right now, okay? 1150 01:02:52,368 --> 01:02:54,835 - I'm sorry. - Dean: Eric? 1151 01:02:54,837 --> 01:02:56,370 - No, just stay with him, okay? - Hey. 1152 01:02:56,372 --> 01:02:58,505 - I'm on my way. 1153 01:02:58,507 --> 01:03:00,374 Eric: Guys, i got to go now. I'm sorry. 1154 01:03:00,376 --> 01:03:01,508 All right, all right, all right. 1155 01:03:01,510 --> 01:03:03,410 Dean: Hey, you've reached Dean. 1156 01:03:03,412 --> 01:03:06,580 But here's my best robot impression: 1157 01:03:06,582 --> 01:03:09,316 - - Hi, it's your dad. 1158 01:03:09,318 --> 01:03:12,085 Um, please call me. It's important. 1159 01:03:12,087 --> 01:03:14,388 I have some news. 1160 01:03:19,828 --> 01:03:21,395 - Whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on. - What? What? 1161 01:03:21,397 --> 01:03:22,930 Just take a breath. 1162 01:03:22,932 --> 01:03:25,899 - He's gonna be okay. 1163 01:03:25,901 --> 01:03:28,402 It's okay. He's gonna be fine. 1164 01:03:28,404 --> 01:03:30,470 I don't know what I'm gonna do if he dies, okay? 1165 01:03:31,439 --> 01:03:33,106 - He's not gonna die. - Okay. 1166 01:03:33,108 --> 01:03:35,409 All right? Cats are resilient. 1167 01:03:35,411 --> 01:03:36,877 Yeah, you're right. You're right. 1168 01:03:36,879 --> 01:03:39,413 Especially Nicholas. He's got such a strong spirit. 1169 01:03:39,415 --> 01:03:41,915 Yeah, yeah, i got that from him. 1170 01:03:41,917 --> 01:03:43,917 Yeah. What about you? 1171 01:03:43,919 --> 01:03:45,919 Um, you know, i haven't gotten to know 1172 01:03:45,921 --> 01:03:49,556 - Nicholas that well, but, yeah. - No, no, I mean you and her. 1173 01:03:51,392 --> 01:03:55,429 Nicky? Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. 1174 01:03:55,431 --> 01:03:58,065 All right, just be slow and be cool, okay? 1175 01:03:58,067 --> 01:04:00,367 Yeah. 1176 01:04:00,369 --> 01:04:01,535 - All right? - Yeah, I'll be cool. 1177 01:04:01,537 --> 01:04:04,071 - All right, come here. - All right. 1178 01:04:04,073 --> 01:04:06,373 Take care of yourself, man. 1179 01:04:22,357 --> 01:04:24,925 Sorry that you can't crash with us. 1180 01:04:24,927 --> 01:04:26,894 Jill's mom is really weird about having guys over. 1181 01:04:26,896 --> 01:04:29,463 No, it's fine, I wouldn't want me over there anyway. 1182 01:04:29,465 --> 01:04:30,931 Oh, yeah? Why's that? 1183 01:04:30,933 --> 01:04:33,367 I'm a bed-wetter. 1184 01:04:33,369 --> 01:04:35,469 - Really? - Yeah. I don't pee in the bed. 1185 01:04:35,471 --> 01:04:36,970 It's more into it from a short distance, 1186 01:04:36,972 --> 01:04:38,472 but it's kind of the same thing. 1187 01:04:38,474 --> 01:04:40,407 - You're such a dork. - I thought that was funny. 1188 01:04:41,175 --> 01:04:42,943 It was okay. 1189 01:04:45,414 --> 01:04:47,180 Thank you, Jill. Thank you for that. 1190 01:04:47,182 --> 01:04:50,083 Drive safely. 1191 01:04:50,085 --> 01:04:52,519 I'll be thinking of you as I pee into my bed tonight. 1192 01:04:53,988 --> 01:04:55,455 Ladies. 1193 01:05:10,705 --> 01:05:12,706 Robert: Hello, you have reached Robert. 1194 01:05:12,708 --> 01:05:14,508 Sorry I missed your call. 1195 01:05:14,510 --> 01:05:16,510 Please leave a message, and I'll do my best 1196 01:05:16,512 --> 01:05:17,978 to return it as soon as I can. 1197 01:05:23,185 --> 01:05:25,018 Yes? 1198 01:05:27,655 --> 01:05:29,957 - Hey. - Hi. 1199 01:05:29,959 --> 01:05:31,591 - What are you doing here? - Well... 1200 01:05:31,593 --> 01:05:33,126 I was on my way to Jill's and I realized 1201 01:05:33,128 --> 01:05:36,129 - that I forgot something. - You forgot something? 1202 01:05:36,131 --> 01:05:37,698 Sorry, I'm not very good at improv. 1203 01:05:37,700 --> 01:05:39,599 No, it was really sexy. 1204 01:05:42,503 --> 01:05:44,071 - Come on in. - Okay. 1205 01:05:45,073 --> 01:05:46,740 Oh, look at this disgusting place. 1206 01:05:46,742 --> 01:05:48,976 Dean: Pretty gross, huh? 1207 01:05:48,978 --> 01:05:50,711 What about that play? What'd you think? 1208 01:05:52,647 --> 01:05:54,614 It was so great. 1209 01:05:54,616 --> 01:05:55,749 - Wasn't it? - Thank you. 1210 01:05:55,751 --> 01:05:58,185 Yeah, it was-- it was, uh... 1211 01:05:58,187 --> 01:06:01,555 - Very complex and interesting. - The performances were amazing. 1212 01:06:01,557 --> 01:06:02,723 - Great performances. - Wow. 1213 01:06:02,725 --> 01:06:04,591 Yup, yup. 1214 01:06:04,593 --> 01:06:07,561 Good production. 1215 01:06:07,563 --> 01:06:10,597 - Worth that money. 1216 01:06:10,599 --> 01:06:13,033 Yeah. 1217 01:06:13,035 --> 01:06:14,701 Okay, I have a confession to make. 1218 01:06:14,703 --> 01:06:17,637 I didn't understand most of what we saw in that theater. 1219 01:06:17,639 --> 01:06:19,139 - I'm sorry. - Oh. 1220 01:06:19,141 --> 01:06:20,607 I looked over at you, and you looked like 1221 01:06:20,609 --> 01:06:22,142 - you were utterly engrossed. - I know, I'm sorry. 1222 01:06:22,144 --> 01:06:26,780 - I just-- I didn't get it. I-- - well... 1223 01:06:26,782 --> 01:06:29,583 I didn't understand a thing. 1224 01:06:29,585 --> 01:06:31,051 - Really? - Not a thing. 1225 01:06:31,053 --> 01:06:32,786 What? Were they-- 1226 01:06:32,788 --> 01:06:35,088 - what was that? - Was it about time travel? 1227 01:06:35,090 --> 01:06:37,724 No, that-- those, I think, were flashbacks. 1228 01:06:37,726 --> 01:06:40,193 That was her as a younger woman. 1229 01:06:40,195 --> 01:06:42,229 - That was the same? - Yes, that was the same woman. 1230 01:06:42,231 --> 01:06:44,498 Ah, that doesn't help. 1231 01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:45,732 It was fun. I'm glad we went. 1232 01:06:45,734 --> 01:06:48,602 It was an incredible production of just a... 1233 01:06:48,604 --> 01:06:50,604 - Of a crazy... - ...Terrible, terrible play. 1234 01:06:50,606 --> 01:06:52,773 - ...crazy-ass play, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 1235 01:06:52,775 --> 01:06:55,308 Well... 1236 01:07:06,220 --> 01:07:07,754 Well, good night. 1237 01:07:07,756 --> 01:07:10,190 Would you like to come up for a coffee? 1238 01:07:10,192 --> 01:07:12,592 Yes. I'd love to. 1239 01:07:15,096 --> 01:07:16,163 Oh, man. 1240 01:07:16,165 --> 01:07:20,167 Okay, you're not allowed to judge my apartment. 1241 01:07:20,169 --> 01:07:21,635 I didn't know you were coming in, 1242 01:07:21,637 --> 01:07:23,637 and there's papers all over the table, so... 1243 01:07:23,639 --> 01:07:25,672 Sure. 1244 01:07:31,746 --> 01:07:34,181 I-I'm sorry. I, um... 1245 01:07:36,652 --> 01:07:39,786 I'm sort of stuck here. I don't think I can... 1246 01:07:39,788 --> 01:07:42,656 I shouldn't have, uh, 1247 01:07:42,658 --> 01:07:44,257 made the first move. 1248 01:07:44,259 --> 01:07:46,226 I think I was too forward. 1249 01:07:46,228 --> 01:07:47,627 No, no, no, no, no. 1250 01:07:47,629 --> 01:07:49,162 I, uh, i don't know what it is, 1251 01:07:49,164 --> 01:07:51,698 but it's... 1252 01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:53,366 I really like you. 1253 01:07:53,368 --> 01:07:55,368 No, and... 1254 01:07:55,370 --> 01:07:56,803 But? 1255 01:08:00,141 --> 01:08:02,709 But-- well, truth is... 1256 01:08:06,814 --> 01:08:09,649 I don't quite know who I am. 1257 01:08:11,219 --> 01:08:13,120 You know, since... 1258 01:08:16,791 --> 01:08:19,726 Since my... My wife, uh... 1259 01:08:21,696 --> 01:08:23,663 - Oh. - Do you understand? 1260 01:08:25,299 --> 01:08:26,733 - I mean... - It's okay. 1261 01:08:26,735 --> 01:08:28,401 It seemed like such a good idea. 1262 01:08:28,403 --> 01:08:30,303 - Of course. - Um... 1263 01:08:31,272 --> 01:08:32,906 - I get it. - Um... 1264 01:08:34,408 --> 01:08:36,676 That is just my luck, man. 1265 01:08:38,246 --> 01:08:41,181 I finally meet a guy i really like 1266 01:08:41,183 --> 01:08:44,684 and turns out he's married. 1267 01:08:47,421 --> 01:08:48,922 I guess that's it, yeah. 1268 01:08:53,361 --> 01:08:54,828 Good night, Robert. 1269 01:09:26,194 --> 01:09:28,328 Nicky? 1270 01:09:28,330 --> 01:09:30,463 - Hmm? - You awake? 1271 01:09:30,465 --> 01:09:32,465 Mm-hmm. 1272 01:09:32,467 --> 01:09:34,701 Oh, okay. 1273 01:09:38,940 --> 01:09:40,307 Hey. 1274 01:09:42,243 --> 01:09:44,778 I was just realizing that I, um... 1275 01:09:44,780 --> 01:09:46,513 I forgot to mention something to you... 1276 01:09:47,915 --> 01:09:49,516 That I probably should have told you. 1277 01:09:50,384 --> 01:09:51,484 What? 1278 01:09:52,954 --> 01:09:54,254 Um... 1279 01:09:56,390 --> 01:09:57,857 I was engaged. 1280 01:09:59,493 --> 01:10:01,494 Yeah, not anymore. 1281 01:10:01,496 --> 01:10:03,730 We broke up a few months ago, but... 1282 01:10:04,799 --> 01:10:07,367 I realized I never said anything to you about it, 1283 01:10:07,369 --> 01:10:10,270 so I figured I should tell you, you know? 1284 01:10:10,272 --> 01:10:13,807 My mom was sick, and I guess I wanted her 1285 01:10:13,809 --> 01:10:15,909 to know that i found my person. 1286 01:10:15,911 --> 01:10:18,311 So I think if my mom hadn't gotten sick, 1287 01:10:18,313 --> 01:10:20,814 then Michelle and I 1288 01:10:20,816 --> 01:10:22,282 probably wouldn't have even gotten engaged. 1289 01:10:22,284 --> 01:10:24,017 We probably would have broken up a while ago, 1290 01:10:24,019 --> 01:10:26,519 but I thought i should just tell you. 1291 01:10:26,521 --> 01:10:28,822 Is your mom okay now? 1292 01:10:30,491 --> 01:10:31,825 Uh... 1293 01:10:32,526 --> 01:10:33,793 No. 1294 01:10:34,895 --> 01:10:37,530 No, she's not, but... 1295 01:10:39,533 --> 01:10:42,836 - I'm so sorry. - Oh, no, no, it's... 1296 01:10:42,838 --> 01:10:44,537 I'm fine, thanks. I appreciate it. 1297 01:10:46,374 --> 01:10:47,540 Yeah, I haven't really wanted to talk about it 1298 01:10:47,542 --> 01:10:49,776 so much since she died, 1299 01:10:49,778 --> 01:10:52,279 but I don't know. 1300 01:10:52,281 --> 01:10:55,048 I feel like i can talk to you. 1301 01:10:55,050 --> 01:10:57,450 It's funny, I didn't even want to come out to California, 1302 01:10:57,452 --> 01:10:59,986 and then I met you, 1303 01:10:59,988 --> 01:11:02,856 and now I feel like it kind of makes sense, 1304 01:11:02,858 --> 01:11:06,059 like, why I ended up out here in the first place. 1305 01:11:07,928 --> 01:11:09,796 I'm glad I met you. 1306 01:11:14,468 --> 01:11:15,869 You know, while we're talking, 1307 01:11:15,871 --> 01:11:17,937 I probably should tell you one other thing. 1308 01:11:20,508 --> 01:11:22,942 I'm pretty sure I'm falling in love with you. 1309 01:11:26,580 --> 01:11:28,948 What? 1310 01:11:28,950 --> 01:11:30,383 I said-- I mean... 1311 01:11:33,020 --> 01:11:35,622 - I think you're great. - Uh... 1312 01:11:35,624 --> 01:11:37,490 Okay, well-well, thank you. 1313 01:11:37,492 --> 01:11:38,491 - That's... - Sure. 1314 01:11:38,493 --> 01:11:39,893 That's a really... 1315 01:11:39,895 --> 01:11:41,561 ...that's a really lovely thing to say. 1316 01:11:48,936 --> 01:11:51,471 - Good night. - Good night. 1317 01:12:33,414 --> 01:12:35,915 Okay, you ready? 1318 01:12:36,650 --> 01:12:38,685 - Yeah. - Good. 1319 01:12:38,687 --> 01:12:40,854 How do I look? 1320 01:12:40,856 --> 01:12:43,957 Um, you look a little stiff. 1321 01:12:43,959 --> 01:12:45,425 It's okay, just take a deep breath. 1322 01:12:45,427 --> 01:12:46,926 - Yeah, thanks. - Take a deep breath, okay? 1323 01:12:49,631 --> 01:12:51,931 Okay, well, my mom's gonna be really excited. 1324 01:12:51,933 --> 01:12:54,701 My dad says she's having a good day today. 1325 01:12:54,703 --> 01:12:57,003 - I thought I heard voices. - Michelle: Hello. 1326 01:13:00,107 --> 01:13:02,675 - Hey. - Hi. You need a haircut. 1327 01:13:02,677 --> 01:13:05,712 Oh, Michelle brought your favorite flowers. 1328 01:13:05,714 --> 01:13:09,883 And she's got something on her finger. 1329 01:13:09,885 --> 01:13:13,620 - Yup. All right, let's... 1330 01:13:13,622 --> 01:13:15,989 - Hi. - Michelle: Hello. 1331 01:13:15,991 --> 01:13:19,192 Dean: Happy birthday. How are you? 1332 01:13:38,679 --> 01:13:40,747 Sir? You have a note. 1333 01:13:41,715 --> 01:13:43,216 Thanks. 1334 01:13:48,456 --> 01:13:50,023 Nicky: Dear Dean, 1335 01:13:50,025 --> 01:13:54,527 so I thought I'd leave you a note, 20th century style. 1336 01:13:55,729 --> 01:13:58,932 I realized I haven't been completely honest 1337 01:13:58,934 --> 01:14:02,635 Last night when we were talking in bed 1338 01:14:02,637 --> 01:14:05,505 there was something I should have told you. 1339 01:14:05,507 --> 01:14:08,508 The truth is, I'm married. 1340 01:14:10,244 --> 01:14:13,179 It looks weird even writing it because we're separated 1341 01:14:13,181 --> 01:14:15,748 and have been for some time, 1342 01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:18,718 but it's still something we're trying to figure out. 1343 01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:21,788 The night that I met you, my husband Jeremy 1344 01:14:21,790 --> 01:14:23,523 actually came to that party. 1345 01:14:23,525 --> 01:14:25,492 Uh, Todd's outside, and he's here with Jeremy. 1346 01:14:25,494 --> 01:14:27,560 I'm sorry. I got to go. It was lovely meeting you. 1347 01:14:27,562 --> 01:14:30,196 Yeah, those guys are here, so you should go. 1348 01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:34,067 Nicky: I enjoyed hanging out with you 1349 01:14:34,069 --> 01:14:36,970 and didn't think much beyond that, 1350 01:14:36,972 --> 01:14:39,205 and then things just happened. 1351 01:14:41,075 --> 01:14:43,977 Along the way Jill kept telling me I should talk to you. 1352 01:14:43,979 --> 01:14:46,079 She felt like I was leading you on, 1353 01:14:46,081 --> 01:14:49,115 but I couldn't find the right moment to bring it up. 1354 01:14:50,684 --> 01:14:52,218 For what it's worth, 1355 01:14:52,220 --> 01:14:54,687 I thought we were just having fun. 1356 01:14:54,689 --> 01:14:56,556 I guess I was trying to run away 1357 01:14:56,558 --> 01:14:58,791 from all the heaviness in my life. 1358 01:14:58,793 --> 01:15:01,027 I hope that makes sense. 1359 01:15:03,097 --> 01:15:05,198 I just have a lot I still need to deal with. 1360 01:15:07,234 --> 01:15:09,068 Maybe we both do. 1361 01:15:12,072 --> 01:15:14,240 I hope you find what you're looking for. 1362 01:15:14,242 --> 01:15:16,309 Let me know when you do. 1363 01:15:16,311 --> 01:15:18,645 Maybe we'll be on the same road by then. 1364 01:15:18,647 --> 01:15:21,180 Either way, I'm still glad I met you. 1365 01:15:22,583 --> 01:15:26,019 Take care of yourself, Nicky. 1366 01:16:51,672 --> 01:16:54,641 I just don't know what you're doing. 1367 01:16:58,379 --> 01:17:00,279 What am I supposed to be doing? 1368 01:17:01,715 --> 01:17:04,651 I just took a trip, and now I'm here. 1369 01:17:04,653 --> 01:17:06,819 Even when you're here, you're not here. 1370 01:17:06,821 --> 01:17:10,289 Wherever you are, i need you to come back. 1371 01:17:11,793 --> 01:17:14,927 Okay, um, to where? 1372 01:17:14,929 --> 01:17:16,796 Should I come home maybe? 1373 01:17:16,798 --> 01:17:20,233 Oh, I forgot. You sold our house. 1374 01:17:20,235 --> 01:17:23,336 You sold mom's house while i was away, so that's gone. 1375 01:17:23,338 --> 01:17:25,938 Oh, I see. I get it. 1376 01:17:25,940 --> 01:17:27,674 I see the problem. 1377 01:17:27,676 --> 01:17:29,375 What exactly did you want me to do? 1378 01:17:29,377 --> 01:17:31,944 Just go on living there alone? 1379 01:17:33,247 --> 01:17:35,181 No, I don't know what I want you to do. 1380 01:17:35,183 --> 01:17:38,251 I just-- I want to stop living under this cloud. 1381 01:17:38,253 --> 01:17:40,720 I want to stop talking about life and death 1382 01:17:40,722 --> 01:17:42,722 and how I'm not grieving right. 1383 01:17:42,724 --> 01:17:45,958 We're not helping each other, so why don't we just stop? 1384 01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:47,427 Okay. 1385 01:17:47,429 --> 01:17:49,796 No, I think that sounds very healthy. 1386 01:17:49,798 --> 01:17:51,931 I'm glad we had this talk. 1387 01:18:21,261 --> 01:18:22,895 Dean: Listen, i wanted to apologize 1388 01:18:22,897 --> 01:18:23,996 for my performance at your wedding. 1389 01:18:23,998 --> 01:18:25,865 Brett: Oh, dude, stop. 1390 01:18:25,867 --> 01:18:27,300 No, I feel like I was a little out of control there, 1391 01:18:27,302 --> 01:18:29,769 and seeing Michelle kind of threw me, 1392 01:18:29,771 --> 01:18:33,773 and I don't know. I'm sorry. 1393 01:18:33,775 --> 01:18:35,508 - Thanks. - Don't worry about it. 1394 01:18:38,779 --> 01:18:41,447 - Hey, how's your dad doing? - He's okay, I guess. 1395 01:18:41,449 --> 01:18:42,749 We don't talk much these days, but, 1396 01:18:42,751 --> 01:18:44,951 you know, he's got his therapist, 1397 01:18:44,953 --> 01:18:46,052 so I guess he's fine. 1398 01:18:49,323 --> 01:18:50,523 Yeah, I remember after my dad died. 1399 01:18:52,793 --> 01:18:55,528 My whole family practically, you know, disintegrated, 1400 01:18:55,530 --> 01:18:57,396 and I was just... 1401 01:18:57,398 --> 01:18:59,866 I think a year after 1402 01:18:59,868 --> 01:19:02,034 was somehow harder than right after. 1403 01:19:02,036 --> 01:19:04,337 Yeah, definitely. 1404 01:19:05,839 --> 01:19:07,340 You know, people... 1405 01:19:07,342 --> 01:19:09,809 They don't think about it when they see you, 1406 01:19:09,811 --> 01:19:11,377 don't ask how you're doing or think that you might 1407 01:19:11,379 --> 01:19:13,412 actually feel worse now than you did then. 1408 01:19:14,815 --> 01:19:16,449 You realize the world just keeps on going. 1409 01:19:18,018 --> 01:19:19,986 It doesn't really care. 1410 01:19:19,988 --> 01:19:21,387 What about now? 1411 01:19:24,358 --> 01:19:26,058 I don't know. I mean, it was so long ago now. 1412 01:19:28,328 --> 01:19:30,496 Sometimes I'll fantasize about it, you know? 1413 01:19:30,498 --> 01:19:32,398 What would it be like if he hadn't died? 1414 01:19:34,802 --> 01:19:38,070 We're never gonna not miss them, you know? 1415 01:19:38,072 --> 01:19:40,406 First big thing in your life that you're never gonna get over. 1416 01:19:42,442 --> 01:19:45,044 - It sucks. - It sucks. 1417 01:19:46,079 --> 01:19:47,980 Yeah. 1418 01:19:47,982 --> 01:19:49,882 Look, man, 1419 01:19:49,884 --> 01:19:52,118 whatever's going on with you and your dad, 1420 01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:55,454 just remember to go easy on each other, okay? 1421 01:20:01,461 --> 01:20:03,529 You hungry? 1422 01:20:03,531 --> 01:20:05,431 - Not really. - Yeah, me neither. 1423 01:20:07,401 --> 01:20:09,502 - Want to eat? - Yeah. 1424 01:20:09,504 --> 01:20:10,903 Okay, let's go. 1425 01:20:19,413 --> 01:20:22,114 Voice mail: Next saved message. 1426 01:20:22,116 --> 01:20:24,350 Karen: Hey, honey, mom here. 1427 01:20:24,352 --> 01:20:26,419 I just got your message, and i-- 1428 01:20:26,421 --> 01:20:28,120 I just want to say don't worry. 1429 01:20:28,122 --> 01:20:30,089 Take a deep breath. 1430 01:20:30,091 --> 01:20:31,858 I know you can do it. 1431 01:20:31,860 --> 01:20:34,493 Oh, and don't forget to eat. Okay, love you. 1432 01:22:19,032 --> 01:22:20,266 Dean: So have you met your neighbors? 1433 01:22:21,134 --> 01:22:22,969 No, not officially, 1434 01:22:22,971 --> 01:22:25,671 but, uh, a lot of their dogs have, 1435 01:22:25,673 --> 01:22:27,173 uh, become acquainted with my crotch. 1436 01:22:29,276 --> 01:22:31,077 I always liked that picture of you and mom. 1437 01:22:31,745 --> 01:22:33,212 Yeah, me, too. 1438 01:22:38,752 --> 01:22:40,252 Nice view. 1439 01:22:40,254 --> 01:22:42,088 Yeah, yeah. 1440 01:22:42,090 --> 01:22:43,689 And if you put your cheek against the window, 1441 01:22:43,691 --> 01:22:44,757 you can see central park. 1442 01:22:49,029 --> 01:22:52,098 Yeah, that's nice. 1443 01:22:52,100 --> 01:22:54,300 Yeah, leaves will be changing soon. 1444 01:22:59,573 --> 01:23:02,641 Uh, dad, i wanted to talk to you. 1445 01:23:04,778 --> 01:23:06,612 About the house? 1446 01:23:06,614 --> 01:23:08,714 No. 1447 01:23:08,716 --> 01:23:10,249 You were right. 1448 01:23:10,251 --> 01:23:13,119 I... I disappeared there for a while. 1449 01:23:13,121 --> 01:23:15,287 It's okay. You don't need to apologize. 1450 01:23:16,223 --> 01:23:17,323 No, I do. 1451 01:23:17,325 --> 01:23:19,658 I was running and I'm sorry. 1452 01:23:20,660 --> 01:23:22,161 I just... 1453 01:23:32,205 --> 01:23:34,540 You know, I think about mom every day. 1454 01:23:34,542 --> 01:23:36,609 I'll pass that bookstore where we used to meet up, 1455 01:23:36,611 --> 01:23:40,179 or smell her perfume, or just... 1456 01:23:40,181 --> 01:23:42,314 It's just... 1457 01:23:42,316 --> 01:23:44,550 She's everywhere, you know? 1458 01:23:46,086 --> 01:23:47,319 No matter what I do, 1459 01:23:47,321 --> 01:23:49,355 I just keep thinking about her every day. 1460 01:23:51,324 --> 01:23:52,792 Even when I try not to. 1461 01:23:55,162 --> 01:23:58,164 So many things remind me of her, and, uh... 1462 01:23:59,166 --> 01:24:02,635 Dad, I can't even imagine what you've been going through. 1463 01:24:02,637 --> 01:24:05,571 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 1464 01:24:05,573 --> 01:24:08,374 - It's okay. I know. I know. 1465 01:24:09,209 --> 01:24:10,342 - It's okay. - I'm sorry. 1466 01:24:10,344 --> 01:24:11,710 No. No, no. 1467 01:24:17,318 --> 01:24:18,851 Sit down. 1468 01:24:25,192 --> 01:24:26,592 I'm worried about you. 1469 01:24:27,794 --> 01:24:29,728 I know you are, 1470 01:24:29,730 --> 01:24:32,198 but don't worry about me. 1471 01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:33,365 I'm gonna be fine. 1472 01:24:34,701 --> 01:24:36,268 I'm not sure when, 1473 01:24:36,270 --> 01:24:38,671 but I'm sure I'm gonna be fine. 1474 01:24:38,673 --> 01:24:42,274 - Yeah. - I miss your mom... 1475 01:24:42,276 --> 01:24:44,176 A lot. 1476 01:24:44,178 --> 01:24:46,378 That's not gonna stop, 1477 01:24:46,380 --> 01:24:49,682 but I can't tell you how lucky I feel 1478 01:24:49,684 --> 01:24:51,750 that I got to be with her as long as I did. 1479 01:24:53,186 --> 01:24:55,888 - Yeah. - And how lucky I feel that we had you. 1480 01:24:57,691 --> 01:24:59,625 It's good to have you back. 1481 01:25:02,696 --> 01:25:04,697 Don't you disappear on me, okay? 1482 01:25:05,832 --> 01:25:07,266 I won't. 1483 01:25:08,835 --> 01:25:10,703 You, too. 1484 01:25:10,705 --> 01:25:12,905 - Oh, I'm not gonna disappear. - Okay. 1485 01:25:13,807 --> 01:25:15,708 You know where to find me. 1486 01:25:15,710 --> 01:25:18,677 - I'm here. It's a deal. - Okay. 1487 01:25:23,416 --> 01:25:24,717 And, um... 1488 01:25:27,220 --> 01:25:29,421 Let me share something with you. 1489 01:25:34,427 --> 01:25:36,729 Dean: Dear Eric, 1490 01:25:36,731 --> 01:25:38,831 I'm so sorry for your loss. 1491 01:25:38,833 --> 01:25:41,267 I know Nicholas was more than a cat, 1492 01:25:41,269 --> 01:25:43,202 he was a good friend 1493 01:25:43,204 --> 01:25:45,237 and he offered you great support. 1494 01:25:45,239 --> 01:25:48,307 Losing him probably feels like losing a part of yourself. 1495 01:25:48,309 --> 01:25:50,709 I've been there. 1496 01:25:50,711 --> 01:25:52,645 In the coming months, you might feel 1497 01:25:52,647 --> 01:25:54,713 more lost than you do now 1498 01:25:54,715 --> 01:25:58,450 from all the heaviness for a while. 1499 01:25:58,452 --> 01:26:01,754 Maybe you'll fly across the country to escape the pain, 1500 01:26:01,756 --> 01:26:04,757 and maybe while you're away your dad will go and sell 1501 01:26:04,759 --> 01:26:06,759 all of your cat furniture, 1502 01:26:06,761 --> 01:26:09,895 the last real link you thought you had to Nicholas. 1503 01:26:09,897 --> 01:26:11,730 It might be hard to understand now, 1504 01:26:11,732 --> 01:26:13,766 but maybe your dad did it 1505 01:26:13,768 --> 01:26:16,402 because he just needed to do it to move forward. 1506 01:26:18,371 --> 01:26:20,206 I wish there was something I could say 1507 01:26:20,208 --> 01:26:21,774 that would make you feel better, 1508 01:26:21,776 --> 01:26:24,410 but the hard truth is that Nicholas is gone, 1509 01:26:24,412 --> 01:26:26,312 and there's nothing that will bring him back. 1510 01:26:26,314 --> 01:26:29,248 Not old cat furniture, personal belongings, 1511 01:26:29,250 --> 01:26:31,817 or even voice messages from him 1512 01:26:31,819 --> 01:26:33,419 that you've carefully saved. 1513 01:26:35,355 --> 01:26:38,324 Nothing can replace him, 1514 01:26:38,326 --> 01:26:40,459 but that doesn't mean you won't be okay again. 1515 01:26:42,796 --> 01:26:45,231 You know, when you lose someone, 1516 01:26:45,233 --> 01:26:47,733 it can make you feel so alone... 1517 01:26:49,803 --> 01:26:50,869 But there's one thing I've learned... 1518 01:26:53,773 --> 01:26:57,343 If you really love them, you never lose them. 1519 01:27:00,347 --> 01:27:02,815 Especially if they had a strong spirit. 1520 01:27:05,785 --> 01:27:09,421 Anyway, here's a copy of my new book. 1521 01:27:09,423 --> 01:27:10,956 I can't say it holds any answers, 1522 01:27:10,958 --> 01:27:12,958 but maybe it'll give you a laugh 1523 01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:14,526 and that's worth something. 1524 01:27:15,729 --> 01:27:17,529 Take care of yourself, buddy. 1525 01:27:17,531 --> 01:27:19,565 Your friend, Dean. 171159