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What the hell? Are you possessed?
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That was an amazing joint.
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You'd had done the same thing
to me if you had the chance.
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Holy mother of Marijuana!
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Some kid let his
voleyball down there.
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Let's try save?
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Do you seeing what I'm in?
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Come on. Let's go. Come on.
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Oh my God. I can't believe
you're marring, Mason.
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I know. It's like a dream. Really.
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Who is making me sick
if you ask me.
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Excuse-me?
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It's the perfect fairy
tale love story,
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That's just nasty, cause this only
happens in the straight books,
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Not with people like us.
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Whatever? We love just as much
as they do if not more.
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Look at this ball.
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Nice and yellow.
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This is gonna be an upset child.
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You know some kid is problably crying himself to sleep tonight,
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Wondering where this ball is.
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Life lessons I suppose.
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You know, I haven't played
since I lived in Long Beach.
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You say that as if it was a long time
ago, it was only last year..
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Ok, look you almost mess up my hair.
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And I just gotta it done
for Valentine's Day, ok?
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I thought you'd got it
done for my wedding.
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Oh, that too. Ops!
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BE MINE
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It's funny how ones
life seems to start
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Once your lips encounter
the first kiss.
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You're not aware of the world you're
missing until you get the taste of it. I>
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And sometimes, no matter
how small of the taste. I>
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It's just enough to turn
your world upside down, i>
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And change it forever. I>
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Mason? Mason? what are you doing?
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I am just looking for a book.
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The Gay man's Kama Sutra?
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- What?
- The book.
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What kind of research
are you doing?
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Field research, I see.
- Shut up!
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- What?
- He gonna hear you.
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He is hot.
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I love you.
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I brought you something.
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One chocolate-chips
cookie for the Mr.
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My favorite.
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Seriously though you
should ask him out.
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Right, and that's gonna happen.
50
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He's problably straight anyway.
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Says who?
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They always are.
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No. Or they are always gay.
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Besides, if you don't start dating
someone in sometime soon
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I'm gonna have to claim something
is really wrong with you.
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Seriously, you're almost
out of college, honey.
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Don't you think it's about time
you had your first kiss?
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I've kissed before.
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- With a boy?
- No.
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It just doesn't happen yet.
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But the long you wait, Mason
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No matter who it's with, no matter how
perfect the time or place may be.
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It's not gonna live up
to your expectations.
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How do you know?
- I just do.
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It's just a game we play.
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A game without rules, that
we all end up playing.
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If you could go and take
back your first kiss,
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Would you?
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Yeah.
- See?
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But only from the
person I had it with.
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I wouldn't take back the
kiss just who was with.
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Things change after you have your first kiss.
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I don't want that. I don't wanna
live the rest of my life thinking:
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"Why him?"
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I don't think that.
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Mason, don't make
me think that.
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You don't think that about
our first kiss, do you?
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No. Besides, all this
does not matter,
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Because there isn't a guy there
for me to even consider kissing.
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Why not that guy?
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Because he's probrably straight.
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Yes you're right.
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What?
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You're not suppose
to agreed with me here.
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Sorry. let's get some coffee.
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I want to get out of here.
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Hey, guys, what's your T?
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"What's your T?"
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It's from high school.
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Means, what's up?
- Who says that?
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Hi, Mason.
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Robin! Hi!
- Hi! Eric
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What brings you to the library
now you can read?
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- Because I'm black?
- Don't play that card.
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[???]
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Getting some add to.
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- Focus!
- I'm meeting a friend here.
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What reminds me party
tonight my place.
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It's not really a party is more
a gathering of acquaintances.
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More of a crowd?
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Yes, the same as usual.
102
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A friend of mine just broke up with his
girlfriend and wants to get over it
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He broke up with her?
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No, she broke up with him.
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But shhh, you say he
broke up with her.
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He gotta be all macho!
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You'll be there?
- Of course.
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Maybe.
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I'm sorry "maybe"?
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I don't feel like partying
in tonight.
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He's hot! You're straight?
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And I'm sure we'll all end
up in the jacuzzi, like normal.
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We can just pretend he is gay.
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- Eric!
- What?
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I'm the one who wanna
see him shirtless ?
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Just let me look.
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It's been a while.
I won't touch.
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He is my friend.
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I'll be there.
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- What?
- Come on.
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All right, fine, I'll be there.
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8 o'clock. You know the place.
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Oh my God!
- What?
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There he is.
- Who?
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- Stop being obvious?
- I'm not.
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A bomb could go off,
and he'd still notice you.
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Oh! cute boy from the library.
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I guess this Valentine's
Day you could
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Text out your book
research on him.
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What's the big deal about
Valentine's Day anyway?
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It's just another holiday
for the candy makers.
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It's a day to remember love.
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Or lack of.
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Oh, come on why does
have to be a sexual love?
135
00:09:00,744 --> 00:09:02,844
You love me, don't you?
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00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,026
No.
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There's one chocolate chips cone left.
Can this line move any slower?
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00:09:18,454 --> 00:09:20,874
How can you eat those
things non stop?
139
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Cause they're good.
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I'll enjoy my chocolate chips cone a
lot more than I will tonight's party.
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Oh, come on, stop being
a bitch about tonight
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I honestly don't want to go.
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I will not gonna let you sit at
home alone on Valentine's Day.
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Stop talking about V day.
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Sorry, but it's true.
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Next, please.
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Hi. What can I get for you?
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Can I have a chocolate
chips cone?
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And a tall Mocha.
150
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Actually we just
sold the last cone.
151
00:10:02,378 --> 00:10:04,852
Did you just ordered this too?
152
00:10:05,448 --> 00:10:08,681
My grandmother out in the car
really loves chocolate chips cone.
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00:10:08,856 --> 00:10:10,726
Do you mind?
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00:10:10,856 --> 00:10:13,099
No, go ahead.
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00:10:13,383 --> 00:10:14,826
Thanks.
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00:10:17,340 --> 00:10:19,446
Can I get you anything else?
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00:10:20,107 --> 00:10:23,162
An iced coffee with
caramel I guess .
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That will be 7,45.
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00:10:25,648 --> 00:10:26,752
Thank you.
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- I got you
- Thank you.
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- Twice in one day.
- Luck.
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That or god is playing a
nasty trick on me.
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I think not.
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What am I going to
wear tonight?
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I have no cute clothes.
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Okay, we'll skip classes,
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Go get you a pair of board shorts
and a new T-shirt on me.
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It will be my Valentine's
gift for you.
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Does it means I need to
buy you something now?
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00:11:00,782 --> 00:11:02,670
You've been already.
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Iced coffee and caramel latte.
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00:11:06,695 --> 00:11:08,222
Sorry.
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00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:09,806
My bad.
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00:11:09,842 --> 00:11:11,672
Did you order this?
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00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:14,411
Do you wanna?
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Iced coffee and caramel latte.
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00:11:17,558 --> 00:11:19,343
- Now make sense.
- Thank you.
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00:11:20,758 --> 00:11:22,560
Your grandmother?
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00:11:23,227 --> 00:11:25,956
You said the cone was
for your grandmother.
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Awkward, I gotta go.
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Again, hem?
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00:11:34,492 --> 00:11:37,435
No, he lied to me.
183
00:11:38,274 --> 00:11:40,801
I hate trying new Coffee shops.
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I didn't know you
knew each other.
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00:11:43,927 --> 00:11:45,005
We didn't.
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Actually that was the
first time we met.
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I would have kicked him.
Definitely in the ass.
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00:11:49,326 --> 00:11:51,522
That's the difference
between you and me.
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You know I hope you mean
that in a good way.
190
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Always and only in a good way.
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Much, much better.
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So then why he didn't come
to the party? for me?
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Yeah, that's it
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Think fast!
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00:12:08,946 --> 00:12:10,809
- Oh, Wilson!
- No you didn't?
196
00:12:10,844 --> 00:12:12,285
- Oh my God!
- No you didn't.
197
00:12:12,309 --> 00:12:13,806
Oh my God! I'm so sorry!
- Oh my God!
198
00:12:13,807 --> 00:12:15,963
I just got bitch slapped
in the face by Wilson!
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Are you ok?
200
00:12:17,232 --> 00:12:18,808
Am I bleeding?
Wait am I bleeding?
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00:12:18,851 --> 00:12:21,593
I don't know, I can't see with
your hands in front your face.
202
00:12:21,812 --> 00:12:23,339
Oh my God! I'm bleeding
I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding
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00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:25,795
Not to say. You're fine. Relax.
204
00:12:25,795 --> 00:12:28,819
No, because see, all this I went
throught the day with your wedding.
205
00:12:28,854 --> 00:12:32,883
And then the pool sour reception at the
fireplace that I fixed myself. I'm tired.
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00:12:33,118 --> 00:12:37,540
With you in the business, Marry.
- The reception! We gotta go, come on.
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00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:38,659
My nose...
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00:12:48,973 --> 00:12:50,416
Fascinating...
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00:12:50,451 --> 00:12:53,159
You know all this decoration reminds me of a...
- Lift.
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Sabotage decoration.
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00:12:57,554 --> 00:12:59,837
Oh, I was just gonna say
that those decorations
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00:12:59,861 --> 00:13:01,961
Or these decorations
they remind me of
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This photo I gotta at work last week.
214
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It was of a wake
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God, that woman looked so sad.
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Was it her wake?
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00:13:12,727 --> 00:13:14,824
Yeah, still...
218
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:18,165
Yeah. Help me move this.
219
00:13:25,735 --> 00:13:26,839
Oh, come on!
220
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You can be such a
bitch sometimes.
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00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:31,667
I tend to like bitches.
222
00:13:32,438 --> 00:13:35,315
You would have done the same
thing if you had the chance.
223
00:13:35,543 --> 00:13:36,909
No, I wouldn't.
224
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Ok.
225
00:13:39,772 --> 00:13:43,893
The place look really great.
He's gonna love it.
226
00:13:44,004 --> 00:13:46,206
Hey guys! Where's Eric?
227
00:13:46,286 --> 00:13:47,867
With Mason.
228
00:13:48,738 --> 00:13:50,547
How did she get here?
229
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,635
No really. Where is he?
230
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I just talked to him on the phone.
They're on the way over
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I guess it took him forever to
get Eric away from some ball...?
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Typical. I mean...
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00:14:02,650 --> 00:14:04,989
When isn't Eric chasing balls?
234
00:14:04,989 --> 00:14:07,310
He's been doing that since
the day we met.
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00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,856
What?
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00:14:11,146 --> 00:14:14,097
So where is the
rest of the ice?
237
00:14:14,149 --> 00:14:15,922
Doesn't Eric have
an ice machine?
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00:14:16,138 --> 00:14:17,879
It's broken.
239
00:14:18,423 --> 00:14:20,563
You know, I'll just go to the
store and get some.
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- I'll be right back.
- Well.
241
00:14:32,093 --> 00:14:33,862
So...
242
00:14:34,837 --> 00:14:37,003
How did...?
243
00:14:37,427 --> 00:14:39,705
How did you and
Eric meet anyway?
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00:14:39,716 --> 00:14:41,231
In the library.
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00:14:42,237 --> 00:14:47,139
Right. I mean, you know, specifically.
246
00:14:47,212 --> 00:14:49,166
In the street.
247
00:14:53,909 --> 00:14:55,932
Need a hand?
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00:14:56,876 --> 00:14:59,224
He's such a sweet guy.
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00:15:04,817 --> 00:15:06,533
Charming, sure.
250
00:15:06,568 --> 00:15:11,814
I know, and then we both reach for
the same book at the same time.
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- Such a lovely way to meet.
- I know, right?
252
00:15:18,723 --> 00:15:21,522
No wonder he instantly
invited you to this party.
253
00:15:21,566 --> 00:15:23,101
I know, right.
254
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:26,136
I mean it's a one in a
million chance we meet.
255
00:15:30,086 --> 00:15:31,987
And you have to come
to my party tonight.
256
00:15:32,045 --> 00:15:35,580
Ok, I'll try, if I can.
- Please, come.
257
00:15:37,048 --> 00:15:38,694
So sweet.
258
00:15:41,801 --> 00:15:43,692
What in the hell...?
259
00:15:44,353 --> 00:15:46,344
What is she doing here?
260
00:15:46,704 --> 00:15:48,468
She may see you!
261
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,265
You mean, Irene?
262
00:15:53,684 --> 00:15:56,347
Don't say her name.
Her ears might hear.
263
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:58,466
But I thought you
two were friends.
264
00:15:58,484 --> 00:16:00,869
Yes, but not; But no, but yes.
265
00:16:00,896 --> 00:16:02,040
What?
266
00:16:02,289 --> 00:16:04,326
Did I ever told you
how we met?
267
00:16:05,719 --> 00:16:07,622
At the library?
268
00:16:11,126 --> 00:16:14,485
If only I wasn't as nice as I am.
269
00:16:46,808 --> 00:16:48,830
Need a hand?
270
00:16:49,858 --> 00:16:52,000
WRITE DEAD PEOPLE
271
00:16:55,552 --> 00:16:56,658
Come on.
272
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,982
Be carefull, here is your bag.
- Thank you.
273
00:17:00,039 --> 00:17:02,501
Here is your bag. Oh, shit!
- Thank you.
274
00:17:02,578 --> 00:17:04,474
[???]
275
00:17:04,494 --> 00:17:06,334
How did she get invited
to the party?
276
00:17:06,384 --> 00:17:08,529
By inviting herself.
277
00:17:39,922 --> 00:17:42,561
Hi. Did you need that book?
278
00:17:42,569 --> 00:17:44,959
What? This book?
- Yes, that book.
279
00:17:46,161 --> 00:17:48,544
No no. Have it.
280
00:17:48,579 --> 00:17:50,068
- Thanks, thanks.
- You're welcome.
281
00:17:50,092 --> 00:17:51,425
I'm going.
282
00:17:51,755 --> 00:17:53,144
That's a wall. Ok.
- Ok.
283
00:17:53,179 --> 00:17:54,632
- Bye.
- Bye.
284
00:18:15,573 --> 00:18:16,980
Hi! again.
285
00:18:18,414 --> 00:18:20,428
- Are you crazy?
- No.
286
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,010
Let me repay you
the kind gesture.
287
00:18:27,759 --> 00:18:30,437
It doesn't count if
you are the cause.
288
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:36,269
Oh, Cool! Valentine's
Day party.
289
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,427
Can I come?
290
00:18:42,110 --> 00:18:44,100
Come on. She's harmless.
291
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:48,904
No no, no. I thought we were
supposed to be friends.
292
00:18:48,904 --> 00:18:51,834
You're strong. Oh shit!
293
00:18:52,770 --> 00:18:54,082
Mason!
294
00:18:55,657 --> 00:18:57,345
I saw you at the wedding
this morning.
295
00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:59,369
Oh, I know.
296
00:18:59,675 --> 00:19:03,046
Look at you all grown
up and married.
297
00:19:04,564 --> 00:19:06,832
Did you bring the lighter?
- Yes, here they are.
298
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:10,638
All you guys, this looks great.
This is exactly what a wanted.
299
00:19:11,321 --> 00:19:13,236
- Come, sit down.
- You're welcome.
300
00:19:13,938 --> 00:19:16,359
Let's get this fire
started, shall we?
301
00:19:18,039 --> 00:19:19,283
Oh, shit!
302
00:19:20,753 --> 00:19:24,320
I don't know why I let Robin
convinced me to go to the party.
303
00:19:24,435 --> 00:19:30,020
But I do know fate has its way of
showing up at the worst possible time.
304
00:19:30,079 --> 00:19:32,311
Normal crowd?
305
00:19:35,152 --> 00:19:37,183
In this you all.
306
00:19:37,795 --> 00:19:40,335
Where have you two been?
What's your team?
307
00:19:40,919 --> 00:19:44,247
He's been driving all around town
trying to find a damn chocolate cone.
308
00:19:44,327 --> 00:19:46,279
You should have called I'd
brought some for you.
309
00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:48,627
See? Aren't you got
a major calm down?
310
00:19:48,696 --> 00:19:50,752
I'll tell you when I'm.
311
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,604
Come in.
312
00:20:09,522 --> 00:20:11,516
Grab a drink I know you want to.
313
00:20:11,704 --> 00:20:13,444
Never mind grabs for you.
314
00:20:13,509 --> 00:20:14,560
Thanks.
315
00:20:14,595 --> 00:20:15,880
Not a problem.
316
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,826
Mason, you know Chris, right?
317
00:20:19,336 --> 00:20:21,729
Mason this is Chris.
Chris, this is Mason.
318
00:20:21,764 --> 00:20:23,508
Isn't he just adorable?
319
00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:26,521
Very.
320
00:20:26,829 --> 00:20:28,818
Scones outside, so is my friend.
321
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:31,200
He's already in the pool and
he's been drinking a little.
322
00:20:31,235 --> 00:20:32,637
But I do not mind.
323
00:20:32,672 --> 00:20:35,520
Wow you need to see those abs!
324
00:20:35,555 --> 00:20:37,032
Thanks for the drink.
325
00:21:22,922 --> 00:21:24,151
There he is.
326
00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:54,915
Oh, That sucks!
327
00:21:55,886 --> 00:21:57,563
I'll go get a towel.
328
00:21:57,936 --> 00:22:00,091
Thank you! Good night!
329
00:22:02,512 --> 00:22:04,081
I leave you for 10 seconds.
330
00:22:04,088 --> 00:22:05,321
Robin, it's not funny.
331
00:22:05,379 --> 00:22:06,900
No, no, not at all.
332
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:09,234
Come on, let me get
you cleaned up.
333
00:22:22,785 --> 00:22:23,810
Hey, Darcy!
334
00:22:23,845 --> 00:22:24,863
Christian.
335
00:22:24,898 --> 00:22:27,183
- Got the [???] boy?
- No.
336
00:22:27,206 --> 00:22:30,188
So just about your friend
who came in earlier...?
337
00:22:30,286 --> 00:22:31,627
Mason?
338
00:22:31,869 --> 00:22:33,694
He's seeing someone?
339
00:22:33,831 --> 00:22:36,994
Yes, very, and innocent.
340
00:22:37,009 --> 00:22:39,001
Don't bite!
341
00:22:39,206 --> 00:22:40,686
I don't bite.
342
00:22:40,721 --> 00:22:43,862
What? As I [???]
That's not hard.
343
00:22:52,336 --> 00:22:53,964
We've got trouble.
344
00:22:55,036 --> 00:22:58,131
Bang! This way all
of you two faces.
345
00:22:58,164 --> 00:23:01,271
- Trouble?
- Only if you ask for it baby.
346
00:23:01,306 --> 00:23:04,010
It's ok... for bringing this?
347
00:23:05,693 --> 00:23:09,136
Oh, girl! No let me forget
to tell you something later.
348
00:23:09,236 --> 00:23:12,162
No darling I won't. Gossip?
- Thanks.
349
00:23:13,103 --> 00:23:15,308
We don't do that shit here.
350
00:23:15,346 --> 00:23:17,394
This is a drug free zone.
351
00:23:18,422 --> 00:23:20,234
From here to here.
352
00:23:20,719 --> 00:23:21,983
Come in, come in.
353
00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:24,496
- The usual?
- Of course.
354
00:23:24,531 --> 00:23:26,581
Jet is here!
355
00:23:28,467 --> 00:23:30,678
Not outside, your ass! Our neighbor is a cop.
356
00:23:30,678 --> 00:23:32,565
Marijuana is not on the top
of their most wanted list.
357
00:23:32,638 --> 00:23:34,467
They don't give a rat's ass..
358
00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:36,071
Mind if I try?
359
00:23:36,106 --> 00:23:38,253
Well, try. Hey, is Riley here?
360
00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:39,354
He's inside.
361
00:23:39,589 --> 00:23:41,420
Have you heard the news
about his girlfriend?
362
00:23:41,455 --> 00:23:45,808
Excuse-me that would be
my story to tell.
363
00:23:45,899 --> 00:23:48,544
Don't take this pretty girl
story from her, rude.
364
00:23:48,567 --> 00:23:49,664
Go.
365
00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:51,262
Thank you.
366
00:23:51,886 --> 00:23:54,791
So, about his girl ditching him?
All news.
367
00:23:54,813 --> 00:23:56,592
Minus the boring.
368
00:23:56,853 --> 00:24:00,049
Real story? Little
Miss is pregnant.
369
00:24:00,361 --> 00:24:01,732
Shut the front door!
370
00:24:01,767 --> 00:24:03,092
It is as I say.
371
00:24:03,227 --> 00:24:05,057
- Shut the front door!
- Serious.
372
00:24:05,079 --> 00:24:08,002
No, really. Can you shut the
door behind you?
373
00:24:10,569 --> 00:24:13,570
You have the best of[???], don't you?
- Thanks.
374
00:24:13,639 --> 00:24:15,542
Still mad?
- At?
375
00:24:15,577 --> 00:24:17,597
That guy Eric's friend.
376
00:24:17,634 --> 00:24:19,845
Three times Mason, come on.
377
00:24:19,850 --> 00:24:22,280
Pissed! He's an ass.
378
00:24:22,450 --> 00:24:24,062
He lied to me.
379
00:24:24,121 --> 00:24:26,758
How do you know he doesn't likes
Scones just as much as you do?
380
00:24:26,801 --> 00:24:29,306
He's an ass.
- A hot ass.
381
00:24:29,348 --> 00:24:33,334
True. I wish I had that ass.
382
00:24:33,397 --> 00:24:36,399
Mason, you are the
very cute little ass.
383
00:24:36,473 --> 00:24:39,369
Little? Thanks.
384
00:24:39,617 --> 00:24:40,761
Pregnant?
385
00:24:40,796 --> 00:24:43,223
Who knew he could
even get it up?
386
00:24:47,343 --> 00:24:49,096
And the [???] still goes on?
387
00:24:49,165 --> 00:24:51,216
Oh honey.He was dazed.
388
00:24:54,888 --> 00:24:58,273
No never. I gotta take a piss. [???]
389
00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,468
Oh, baby, I've got too.
390
00:25:03,913 --> 00:25:06,473
[???]
391
00:25:07,376 --> 00:25:08,857
They attract attention now?
392
00:25:08,921 --> 00:25:11,987
Uh! More then you will ever know.
393
00:25:12,977 --> 00:25:15,282
You should really put
yourself out there more.
394
00:25:15,293 --> 00:25:17,847
- Why?
- And take more chances.
395
00:25:18,467 --> 00:25:22,690
I don't wanna just go and sleep
with every guy I meet.
396
00:25:22,777 --> 00:25:24,941
I'm not talking about
sleeping with anyone,
397
00:25:25,008 --> 00:25:27,575
I'm just talking about
taking chances.
398
00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:30,207
Talking to people, just talking.
399
00:25:30,242 --> 00:25:33,568
- I take chances.
- Not the kind I'm talking about.
400
00:25:33,781 --> 00:25:36,541
Imagine if you will ...
401
00:25:36,675 --> 00:25:38,828
Straight guy walks by ...
402
00:25:38,875 --> 00:25:40,450
He's walking ...
403
00:25:40,654 --> 00:25:43,029
Totally stares ...
404
00:25:43,146 --> 00:25:45,097
He stares...
405
00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:50,643
Guy gay walks by. He just
keeps on walking.
406
00:25:50,789 --> 00:25:53,335
Just keeps on walking.
407
00:25:54,001 --> 00:25:56,758
What do I have to give
that special someone
408
00:25:56,758 --> 00:25:59,354
if I don't have myself to give?
409
00:25:59,704 --> 00:26:04,004
Do you know how hard it is for me to comprehend
those words came from your mouth?
410
00:26:04,048 --> 00:26:07,269
Especially considering they're
coming from a gay man's mouth?
411
00:26:07,363 --> 00:26:09,534
I'm not a slut.
412
00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:14,330
I'm sure I'll love sex,
I'm just not a slut.
413
00:26:14,411 --> 00:26:15,903
Yet.
414
00:26:16,289 --> 00:26:20,858
It's like being the first person
to see the shooting star,
415
00:26:21,158 --> 00:26:25,113
Being the first to see it makes you
feel like it was meant just for you.
416
00:26:25,934 --> 00:26:28,159
Created for no other
reason than to
417
00:26:28,183 --> 00:26:31,962
Put that sparkle in your eyes that
wasn't there only moments before.
418
00:26:32,029 --> 00:26:34,791
And what do you gonna give your
second boyfriend you have?
419
00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:37,139
You can only give that once.
420
00:26:37,231 --> 00:26:38,760
Exactly.
421
00:26:39,356 --> 00:26:41,542
I just wanna to be right.
422
00:26:41,588 --> 00:26:43,886
You sound like a little
christian girl.
423
00:26:45,224 --> 00:26:46,636
Now...
424
00:26:46,959 --> 00:26:50,272
You can imagine what happens
when Riley walks by?
425
00:26:51,804 --> 00:26:54,726
Just because I'm gay doesn't
mean I don't have morals.
426
00:26:54,797 --> 00:26:56,503
I know, I just ...
427
00:26:57,020 --> 00:26:58,741
I know you for so long.
428
00:26:58,776 --> 00:27:01,548
And I don't wanna see
you get hurt.
429
00:27:01,969 --> 00:27:04,156
As long as you're happy.
430
00:27:05,529 --> 00:27:07,164
I'm.
431
00:27:09,262 --> 00:27:12,080
Well then, Mr. philosophical.
432
00:27:12,215 --> 00:27:15,544
Keep your chin up, and
gaze at the stars and...
433
00:27:15,568 --> 00:27:17,463
Let your heart guide your feet.
434
00:27:17,564 --> 00:27:20,041
It's guidance for[???] hasn't it?
435
00:27:20,236 --> 00:27:22,324
Hasn't it?
436
00:27:23,412 --> 00:27:25,362
You're all dry.
437
00:27:28,061 --> 00:27:29,430
Good.
438
00:27:32,576 --> 00:27:34,591
Because I need another drink.
439
00:27:35,986 --> 00:27:37,526
Thanks.
440
00:27:47,992 --> 00:27:50,328
I hope you're happy.
441
00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:54,620
Hey.
442
00:27:55,082 --> 00:27:56,202
Hey. Mister.
443
00:27:56,288 --> 00:27:58,703
Have you seen any
scones around here?
444
00:27:58,974 --> 00:28:02,459
- What?
- Scones, food.
445
00:28:02,526 --> 00:28:04,134
They were eaten
one second ago
446
00:28:04,269 --> 00:28:06,329
Are you serious?
447
00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:08,353
Would you like another drink?
448
00:28:10,658 --> 00:28:12,005
Please.
449
00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:24,977
It is to start, Raspberry Cosmo.
450
00:28:25,012 --> 00:28:26,460
Cheers!
451
00:28:26,987 --> 00:28:30,317
- Top to bottom?
- And everything in between...
452
00:28:35,741 --> 00:28:37,025
Another?
453
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,468
- Already? All right.
454
00:28:39,492 --> 00:28:40,733
Up for something stronger?
455
00:28:40,834 --> 00:28:42,632
Why not?
456
00:28:42,973 --> 00:28:45,987
Enjoying yourselves?
- Stop it, stop, stop.
457
00:28:46,136 --> 00:28:48,478
Isn't he adorable?
458
00:28:55,513 --> 00:28:58,308
- Blow jobs.
- What?
459
00:28:58,972 --> 00:29:01,039
Blow jobs shots.
460
00:29:01,237 --> 00:29:02,863
Come on, have fun.
461
00:29:02,915 --> 00:29:04,041
Oh, I don't...
462
00:29:04,065 --> 00:29:06,297
Do it, it's just a shot.
463
00:29:12,904 --> 00:29:14,551
Hands behind your back.
464
00:29:36,281 --> 00:29:38,025
- It's time to go.
- It's time to go.
465
00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:41,125
I hate to do this, but...
466
00:29:43,705 --> 00:29:47,602
I have someone I want you
to meet I met her at the library.
467
00:29:52,814 --> 00:29:54,305
Drinks.
468
00:29:57,654 --> 00:30:01,757
Mason this is Irene she writes the
obituaries for the local newpaper.
469
00:30:01,795 --> 00:30:04,714
Stop introducing me
everytime like that.
470
00:30:04,755 --> 00:30:06,323
Girl, you better work it.
471
00:30:07,278 --> 00:30:08,823
The obituaries?
472
00:30:09,346 --> 00:30:11,144
Yes, weird. I know.
473
00:30:11,705 --> 00:30:13,446
You two have fun.
474
00:30:15,944 --> 00:30:17,679
So...
475
00:30:19,263 --> 00:30:21,240
How long have you
been doing that?
476
00:30:21,337 --> 00:30:23,844
About five years. it will
be six next month.
477
00:30:23,877 --> 00:30:27,744
It's really interesting getting to
meet randow people every day.
478
00:30:34,758 --> 00:30:37,091
- You heard about Irene and her ex?
- What about?
479
00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:38,647
He got her pregnant
480
00:30:38,647 --> 00:30:40,874
- Shut the front door!
- That's what I said!
481
00:30:40,934 --> 00:30:42,388
I find it depressing.
482
00:30:42,479 --> 00:30:44,445
No, it's really exciting, its like...
483
00:30:44,469 --> 00:30:47,282
Living the life of a thousand
different people.
484
00:30:47,601 --> 00:30:49,082
Who are dead!
485
00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:52,185
Sometimes you do come cross
people who lived boring lives.
486
00:30:52,199 --> 00:30:54,318
But that's when I like
to spice it up.
487
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:55,588
Spice it up?
488
00:30:55,623 --> 00:30:57,598
Yeah, you know. Make it up,
489
00:30:57,629 --> 00:31:02,402
Things I didn't know about them,
things I'd like to change or make up.
490
00:31:04,743 --> 00:31:06,365
I thought she left him.
491
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,853
She just saying that so
she doesn't feel stupid.
492
00:31:08,888 --> 00:31:12,888
Apparently word on the street, he found out
and dropped her like the [???] girl she is...
493
00:31:12,988 --> 00:31:14,707
- Eric!
- It's the word on the street!
494
00:31:14,742 --> 00:31:16,334
Well, he's a dick for doing that.
495
00:31:16,547 --> 00:31:18,739
I still [???]
496
00:31:21,996 --> 00:31:24,259
I gotta get something
out on my car.
497
00:31:24,321 --> 00:31:27,478
- I will be right back.
- And I'll be right here.
498
00:31:27,492 --> 00:31:30,704
When you come back, I have the
most amazing story to tell you.
499
00:31:30,739 --> 00:31:32,424
About this guy I
wrote about today.
500
00:31:32,459 --> 00:31:34,876
This morning he was just a
bum of the street,
501
00:31:34,891 --> 00:31:37,685
Tomorrow he'll be
a dead millionaire.
502
00:31:37,952 --> 00:31:40,024
You guys know what I'm saying?
503
00:31:47,584 --> 00:31:51,777
That's why I love turning
bums into millionaires.
504
00:31:51,801 --> 00:31:53,281
All right.
505
00:31:53,682 --> 00:31:55,817
- I love you, guys.
- I love you.
506
00:31:55,841 --> 00:31:57,541
So much.
507
00:31:57,714 --> 00:32:00,583
Okay, so can we just continue
with your story?
508
00:32:00,743 --> 00:32:04,378
I can't really, cause that's all that I
remember from the party.
509
00:32:07,666 --> 00:32:09,636
All the good things I remember.
510
00:32:38,786 --> 00:32:40,030
What?
511
00:32:42,498 --> 00:32:44,166
What is this?
512
00:32:44,852 --> 00:32:46,429
A Blue plate.
513
00:32:46,883 --> 00:32:50,201
Where did you get it?
I thought it was all out.
514
00:32:50,244 --> 00:32:52,611
I grab off the table when
you were gone.
515
00:32:52,651 --> 00:32:54,530
Which no one else took.
516
00:32:55,283 --> 00:32:56,674
Why?
517
00:32:57,964 --> 00:32:59,930
I realized I owe you one.
518
00:33:04,428 --> 00:33:06,307
You gonna take it?
519
00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:10,276
Thanks.
520
00:33:10,281 --> 00:33:13,323
Thank you. The plate
was getting heavy.[???]
521
00:33:20,486 --> 00:33:23,777
I've never seen someone eat
Scones like this before.
522
00:33:25,578 --> 00:33:29,932
I'd be willing to bet there's a lot about
me that you've never seen before.
523
00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:40,397
- Hey, did you see that?
- Yes, a shooting star.
524
00:33:41,051 --> 00:33:42,807
Make a wish.
525
00:33:46,795 --> 00:33:48,438
Done?
526
00:33:48,928 --> 00:33:50,407
Yes.
527
00:33:50,714 --> 00:33:53,151
You didn't wish, did you?
528
00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:56,024
I figured to get the wish to you.
529
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,434
You seem to be the romantic
wishing upon the stars.
530
00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:02,678
I'm suppose I am.
531
00:34:03,179 --> 00:34:05,542
Alwas was the one believing in love.
532
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,615
Robin calls me crazy.
533
00:34:07,714 --> 00:34:11,279
Thinks my theory on love is
too fantasy for real life.
534
00:34:11,434 --> 00:34:12,626
Robin?
535
00:34:12,685 --> 00:34:15,371
My best friend, she is inside.
536
00:34:15,482 --> 00:34:17,825
I'm sure you know who she was.
537
00:34:18,003 --> 00:34:19,873
And what's the theory of yours?
538
00:34:19,934 --> 00:34:23,157
Oh, you'll think I was just
as crazy as she does.
539
00:34:23,364 --> 00:34:24,836
Try me.
540
00:34:26,779 --> 00:34:27,963
Well...
541
00:34:29,303 --> 00:34:31,490
I've always believed that ...
542
00:34:32,433 --> 00:34:34,401
Love is...
543
00:34:34,678 --> 00:34:37,658
When there are no words
there to describe it.
544
00:34:38,754 --> 00:34:40,199
It's a look...
545
00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:43,106
A touch...
546
00:34:43,801 --> 00:34:46,980
The unspoken communication
between two people.
547
00:34:47,916 --> 00:34:53,488
Love is freedom,
truth and trust.
548
00:34:54,727 --> 00:34:57,373
It's when you would rather
take all that person's pain,
549
00:34:57,397 --> 00:35:00,940
Then see their suffering or
crying a single tear.
550
00:35:01,027 --> 00:35:03,288
When you look into their eyes,
551
00:35:03,798 --> 00:35:06,141
The world melts away...
552
00:35:07,059 --> 00:35:09,562
Time stops.
553
00:35:09,783 --> 00:35:12,851
And you have this perfect moment.
554
00:35:13,424 --> 00:35:17,066
Powerful enough to
last the life time
555
00:35:22,132 --> 00:35:24,226
I missed the call.
556
00:35:24,238 --> 00:35:27,356
I didn't hear it ringing
until its last time?
557
00:35:27,994 --> 00:35:30,826
I have to say love can
be put into words.
558
00:35:32,158 --> 00:35:33,807
You just did.
559
00:35:34,962 --> 00:35:38,691
It was Robin. Probably
wondering where I am.
560
00:35:39,477 --> 00:35:41,839
Suddenly it got cold out here.
561
00:35:42,768 --> 00:35:44,173
Take it.
562
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:48,980
I could just text her.
563
00:35:54,614 --> 00:35:58,021
You're still an ass for what you
did this afternoon, you know.
564
00:35:59,469 --> 00:36:02,955
I'm just jealous, I didn't
think of that excuses first.
565
00:36:04,059 --> 00:36:07,123
Well, fair enough. So.
566
00:36:07,814 --> 00:36:09,164
How do you know Eric?
567
00:36:09,583 --> 00:36:12,117
He was my first dorm roommate.
568
00:36:13,608 --> 00:36:17,047
Funny he's never mentioned
anything about you before today.
569
00:36:17,614 --> 00:36:22,005
I've been pretty out of commission the
last couple of years because of my ex.
570
00:36:22,079 --> 00:36:26,000
Oh, right. I forgot about that.
571
00:36:26,787 --> 00:36:28,631
You two just broke up?
572
00:36:28,631 --> 00:36:31,507
No, it's a little more
complicated than that.
573
00:36:32,046 --> 00:36:33,793
Sorry to hear that.
574
00:36:33,827 --> 00:36:36,173
Yes, everybody sorry to hear that.
575
00:36:36,661 --> 00:36:40,995
So you and Robin, you know ...
576
00:36:41,038 --> 00:36:43,612
- Are dating?
- No.
577
00:36:45,029 --> 00:36:46,955
No, we're not.
578
00:36:47,554 --> 00:36:49,664
Do you have a girlfriend?
579
00:36:53,327 --> 00:36:57,047
I should probably get back
inside before she worries.
580
00:36:57,747 --> 00:36:59,899
- Ok.
- Thanks.
581
00:37:04,951 --> 00:37:08,162
You know, I don't even
know your name.
582
00:37:08,774 --> 00:37:10,109
Mason.
583
00:37:10,162 --> 00:37:13,715
Riley. Nice to meet you.
584
00:37:19,637 --> 00:37:21,559
Oh here.
585
00:37:23,707 --> 00:37:25,665
You can have the rest of this.
586
00:37:25,795 --> 00:37:27,044
You're sure?
587
00:37:27,144 --> 00:37:29,846
Yes. You like it as much as I do.
588
00:37:30,342 --> 00:37:32,011
Thanks.
589
00:37:32,474 --> 00:37:34,279
Hey, you care to smoke?
590
00:37:34,314 --> 00:37:36,482
No thanks, no. I don't smoke.
591
00:37:36,494 --> 00:37:38,354
Not even at parties?
592
00:37:38,394 --> 00:37:40,794
Not really my thing I suppose.
593
00:37:42,956 --> 00:37:45,345
I don't care for the
taste of cigarettes.
594
00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:47,593
Yeah, me neither.
595
00:37:49,439 --> 00:37:51,458
I was talking about greens.
596
00:37:53,501 --> 00:37:56,920
Right. I knew that.
597
00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:59,334
So...?
598
00:38:00,070 --> 00:38:01,492
I got enough for two.
599
00:38:01,513 --> 00:38:04,001
Not a lot so I can share with
everybody though ...
600
00:38:04,027 --> 00:38:06,069
[???]
601
00:38:06,982 --> 00:38:09,394
Problably I shouldn't
after drinking.
602
00:38:09,886 --> 00:38:11,670
All the more reason to do so.
603
00:38:11,762 --> 00:38:14,206
That's a party, it's suppose
to have fun.
604
00:38:16,989 --> 00:38:19,507
Follow me. It will be our secret.
605
00:38:34,234 --> 00:38:36,809
Here we go. You get the greens.
606
00:38:36,876 --> 00:38:40,112
Go for it. It's your stuff.
607
00:38:40,299 --> 00:38:41,797
I insist.
608
00:38:49,797 --> 00:38:51,994
I really don't know
what I'm doing.
609
00:38:52,194 --> 00:38:54,401
Cover the carb and light the top.
610
00:38:54,425 --> 00:38:56,996
Here. I show you.
611
00:39:05,479 --> 00:39:07,717
You see, as I do it.
612
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:11,748
Here you go.
613
00:39:27,398 --> 00:39:30,600
Here, hands above your head,
come on, hands above your head.
614
00:39:37,512 --> 00:39:39,413
That burned.
615
00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:42,775
Coughing is normal, then
you feel a lot more.
616
00:39:48,526 --> 00:39:50,716
This is enjoyable then?
617
00:39:52,287 --> 00:39:54,455
You won't cough all the time.
618
00:39:54,985 --> 00:39:58,702
Here.
- No, I have hurt my throat. I'm good.
619
00:40:00,969 --> 00:40:02,650
How about this?
620
00:40:03,538 --> 00:40:05,722
A shotgun and never you
will feel burning again.
621
00:40:05,757 --> 00:40:07,416
Shotgun?
622
00:40:08,177 --> 00:40:11,596
When I say so, open your
mouth and breathe it.
623
00:40:34,635 --> 00:40:36,593
You can let it out now.
624
00:40:39,260 --> 00:40:40,977
Don't burn like that, did it?
625
00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:45,850
No, look Moi, no coughing.
626
00:40:49,335 --> 00:40:51,449
I should probably
go back inside.
627
00:40:51,513 --> 00:40:54,332
Before Robin sends
out a search party.
628
00:40:56,505 --> 00:40:58,445
Thanks for the weed.
629
00:40:58,733 --> 00:40:59,941
Surely.
630
00:41:00,607 --> 00:41:02,257
See you inside?
631
00:41:03,037 --> 00:41:04,721
Yeah, I see you.
632
00:41:15,649 --> 00:41:17,825
Tumbling Tower chain bitches!
633
00:41:19,363 --> 00:41:20,711
Yes, come on know.
634
00:41:21,019 --> 00:41:22,483
Oh, get that out from here.
635
00:41:43,654 --> 00:41:46,240
I don't know if you guys
are ready for this.
636
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:29,665
Next time!
637
00:42:29,689 --> 00:42:31,689
Totally, yes, next time.
definitely.
638
00:42:31,713 --> 00:42:32,760
Next time.
639
00:42:35,207 --> 00:42:36,876
What does it says?
640
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:43,733
"Kiss the person across from you."
Acroos from you...Acroos from you...
641
00:42:47,083 --> 00:42:48,835
Pool time guys!
642
00:42:53,098 --> 00:42:55,138
Not even the time! Dang!
643
00:43:34,056 --> 00:43:35,839
Come on, Robin, come on.
644
00:43:41,108 --> 00:43:43,708
I don't think so.
No, I'm not going in.
645
00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:44,764
How so?
646
00:43:46,349 --> 00:43:49,580
I'm not drunk like you bitches
and I'm not skinny dipping.
647
00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:53,126
We're not necessarily skinny
dipping we're just ...
648
00:43:53,226 --> 00:43:55,952
Sitting in the jacuzzi. And
swimming in the pool...
649
00:43:55,952 --> 00:43:59,351
It just happened we're
not wearing any clothes!
650
00:43:59,362 --> 00:44:01,387
And sitting in a chain
skinny dipping is...?
651
00:44:01,458 --> 00:44:02,851
Everybody is doing it.
652
00:44:02,886 --> 00:44:05,955
And if we all jumped off
a bridge, asshole?
653
00:44:07,025 --> 00:44:10,296
If I saw they floating
after jumping...
654
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,320
I would jump!
655
00:44:12,344 --> 00:44:14,147
Drunk dive jump...
656
00:44:14,148 --> 00:44:16,852
Come on, Robin, you made
me come to this party.
657
00:44:17,055 --> 00:44:18,146
Come on!
658
00:44:18,193 --> 00:44:21,716
Okay. Okay. Okay. Fine.
Fine. All right.
659
00:44:21,746 --> 00:44:23,876
But you all have to
close your eyes.
660
00:44:23,954 --> 00:44:25,400
Guys, turn around, turn around.
661
00:44:25,459 --> 00:44:27,246
I'm not kidding,
close your eyes!
662
00:44:27,270 --> 00:44:28,770
Come on.
663
00:44:36,765 --> 00:44:38,917
Why are you taking so long?
664
00:44:39,907 --> 00:44:42,249
Come on in Robin.
665
00:45:03,454 --> 00:45:06,979
Guys! Guys! I have a story
I have a story.
666
00:45:34,547 --> 00:45:37,817
Excuse me guys, excuse
me guys, I need to ...
667
00:45:39,461 --> 00:45:42,388
I need to go out.
You want me to go out with you?
668
00:45:46,897 --> 00:45:51,066
It's getting too hot here,
want to jump in the pool?
669
00:45:51,711 --> 00:45:53,168
Sure.
670
00:46:11,586 --> 00:46:15,377
Irene, Hey. Why don't you go
and bring us a couple of drinks?
671
00:46:15,420 --> 00:46:18,103
- Anything?
- Surprise us.
672
00:46:18,376 --> 00:46:20,500
I love surprises.
673
00:46:22,792 --> 00:46:25,388
That girl is so awkward.
- Really?
674
00:46:25,390 --> 00:46:27,578
Just ask her about her job.
675
00:46:27,750 --> 00:46:29,375
I'll remember to do that.
676
00:46:31,494 --> 00:46:33,550
- Who you're looking for?
- No one.
677
00:46:33,772 --> 00:46:35,798
- Come on...
- Riley.
678
00:46:35,798 --> 00:46:38,202
He said he would be right back.
679
00:46:38,493 --> 00:46:40,294
You know...
680
00:46:40,294 --> 00:46:42,949
I wouldn't believe
everything he says...
681
00:46:43,087 --> 00:46:44,469
What do you mean?
682
00:46:44,485 --> 00:46:47,114
- Haven't you heard?
- Heard what?
683
00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:50,979
About his ex and the scandal.
684
00:46:50,986 --> 00:46:53,509
I guess I'm not in the loop.
685
00:46:53,907 --> 00:46:56,753
He got her pregnant
and then dumped her.
686
00:46:56,902 --> 00:46:58,109
Riley?
687
00:46:58,153 --> 00:47:00,505
Yes, and now she keeps
trying to get back with him.
688
00:47:00,581 --> 00:47:03,018
Here you go boys.
689
00:47:04,883 --> 00:47:07,199
Cheers!
690
00:47:17,897 --> 00:47:21,383
... So in the end he'll
be a dead millionaire.
691
00:47:21,479 --> 00:47:23,830
I mean that's one of
the things I made up...
692
00:47:28,104 --> 00:47:30,787
You're so silly! So there
was this stripper...
693
00:48:00,643 --> 00:48:01,877
What the fuck!
694
00:48:01,967 --> 00:48:05,231
Are you okay? Oh shit!
Come on, come on.
695
00:48:05,510 --> 00:48:08,923
Speaking of Mason. I haven't
seen he in a while. Have you?
696
00:48:09,207 --> 00:48:11,602
It's Mason. I'm sure he's fine.
697
00:48:11,654 --> 00:48:14,150
He's pretty drunk, but I'm
pretty sure he's fine.
698
00:48:14,153 --> 00:48:16,043
Here we go, come on. So.
699
00:48:17,076 --> 00:48:18,125
Get all out.
700
00:48:20,617 --> 00:48:23,454
Better? Here.
701
00:48:24,404 --> 00:48:26,817
- Don't take care, I don't mind.
- I don't feel good.
702
00:48:26,876 --> 00:48:29,354
Being Captain Obvious tonight?
703
00:48:29,574 --> 00:48:32,400
I don't know. I think
I'll go look for him.
704
00:48:32,472 --> 00:48:34,403
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
705
00:48:34,503 --> 00:48:36,605
- But I'll be right back.
- Ok.
706
00:48:38,755 --> 00:48:40,331
- Can you walk?
- No.
707
00:48:40,366 --> 00:48:42,836
You wanna try before
you answer that?
708
00:48:51,278 --> 00:48:52,519
Mason.
709
00:48:52,554 --> 00:48:53,907
Hey, Robin.
710
00:48:57,393 --> 00:48:59,672
What are you doing?
711
00:49:00,167 --> 00:49:02,294
He's out I'm taking him to bed.
712
00:49:02,311 --> 00:49:03,711
Okay.
713
00:49:17,784 --> 00:49:20,459
Let me see if I can find
something in here for him.
714
00:49:33,611 --> 00:49:35,715
- How is he doing?
- Ok.
715
00:49:36,511 --> 00:49:38,250
It's not like him to
drink this much.
716
00:49:38,278 --> 00:49:40,213
You know, it happens
sometimes.
717
00:49:40,529 --> 00:49:43,178
Mason. Come on,
Mason, wake up.
718
00:49:43,213 --> 00:49:45,733
Come on, you need to
wake up now, come on.
719
00:49:47,970 --> 00:49:49,690
Well, he's not there.
720
00:49:49,834 --> 00:49:51,266
Do you find anything in there?
721
00:49:51,354 --> 00:49:53,571
No. Eric doesn't have
anything in this house.
722
00:49:53,614 --> 00:49:56,600
He needs to get some substance into
his stomach to help soak all the alcohol.
723
00:49:56,649 --> 00:49:59,820
Yeah, I can go to the store
its just around the corner.
724
00:49:59,826 --> 00:50:02,364
Yeah, might be a good idea.
- Yeah. Ok.
725
00:50:02,595 --> 00:50:06,122
Oh, by the way, Alicia is
down stairs looking for you.
726
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,072
You didn't tell her I
was up here, did you?
727
00:50:08,168 --> 00:50:11,369
No, I didn't talk to
her I just saw her.
728
00:50:11,435 --> 00:50:12,988
Do you mind not tell her?
729
00:50:13,027 --> 00:50:15,850
It is not my place to get
in the middle of your issue.
730
00:50:16,322 --> 00:50:18,724
Issue? Someone
talked about it?
731
00:50:18,955 --> 00:50:22,770
You can't expect to be an asshole in
front of everybody to ignore it.
732
00:50:22,824 --> 00:50:24,790
How was I an asshole?
733
00:50:25,576 --> 00:50:29,044
It's like a teen soap opera, you
get her pregnant, and leave?
734
00:50:29,332 --> 00:50:32,668
Who got her pregnant was Josh.
That's exactly why I left her.
735
00:50:33,044 --> 00:50:34,388
Josh?
736
00:50:34,524 --> 00:50:37,147
She's cheating on me if you
care to know the truth.
737
00:50:37,149 --> 00:50:39,804
I'm sorry, I only know
what I heard.
738
00:50:39,839 --> 00:50:42,436
Is what is going around?
We never fuck. [???]
739
00:50:42,461 --> 00:50:46,070
[???] it's not mine.I mean, she broke
up with me because of that.
740
00:50:46,148 --> 00:50:50,245
She's now trying to get back with me, because
Josh freaked out when he found out.
741
00:50:50,589 --> 00:50:52,395
I didn't know.
742
00:50:52,673 --> 00:50:54,943
I guess no one knows
and no one will.
743
00:50:55,043 --> 00:50:56,179
I mean, she lied to me, but
744
00:50:56,203 --> 00:50:59,031
There's no need for her to deal
with everyone talking about it.
745
00:51:01,108 --> 00:51:04,806
Look, I'm gonna go get some food.
Do you wanna come with me?
746
00:51:05,004 --> 00:51:08,139
Yes. I'll come. I need to
get out of the house.
747
00:51:27,577 --> 00:51:31,896
Hey, why don't you stay here and make
sure Mason doesn't drown in his sleep?
748
00:51:32,004 --> 00:51:34,469
I can do that. If you're
okay going by yourself.
749
00:51:34,533 --> 00:51:37,373
Yes, I'm a big girl, and it's
Long Beach. I'll be right back.
750
00:51:37,408 --> 00:51:38,993
- Alright.
- Okay.
751
00:51:52,511 --> 00:51:54,655
Hey, Robin!
752
00:52:31,175 --> 00:52:32,627
Mason.
753
00:52:33,251 --> 00:52:34,751
Hey, Mason.
754
00:52:35,855 --> 00:52:37,841
Mason, wake up.
755
00:52:39,034 --> 00:52:41,250
I've got something
for you to eat.
756
00:52:42,293 --> 00:52:44,049
I got scone.
757
00:52:45,547 --> 00:52:47,440
Come on, open your mouth.
758
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:50,361
Open up.
759
00:52:54,899 --> 00:52:56,735
That's a good boy.
760
00:52:56,818 --> 00:52:59,130
I'm a dog now?
761
00:52:59,815 --> 00:53:01,756
You can be whatever
you wanna be.
762
00:53:43,955 --> 00:53:45,658
You're still sleeping?
763
00:53:45,979 --> 00:53:47,239
I was.
764
00:53:47,254 --> 00:53:49,320
It's three in the afternoon.
765
00:53:58,272 --> 00:54:00,775
I'm glad to see you're still alive.
766
00:54:02,092 --> 00:54:06,032
Get up! Get up, sleepyhead!
Wake up! Wake up!
767
00:54:16,077 --> 00:54:18,541
I'm up, happy?
768
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:25,885
Coffee?
769
00:54:27,670 --> 00:54:31,533
One more think to add to the
book of firsts before I kiss.
770
00:54:31,621 --> 00:54:33,733
I don't remember a thing.
771
00:54:33,860 --> 00:54:36,667
Well, all I remember is ...
772
00:54:46,593 --> 00:54:49,972
But I couldn't tell you
what any of that meant.
773
00:54:50,008 --> 00:54:51,528
Well, that is too bad.
774
00:54:51,607 --> 00:54:53,304
- Why?
- I don't know.
775
00:54:53,402 --> 00:54:55,441
- Robin!
- What?
776
00:54:55,679 --> 00:54:58,218
You're a bitch,
you know this right?
777
00:54:58,233 --> 00:54:59,316
Okay.
778
00:54:59,351 --> 00:55:02,447
Just tell me. I'm not
in the mood.
779
00:55:02,503 --> 00:55:05,317
You slept in the same bed as
a certain someone last night.
780
00:55:05,413 --> 00:55:07,371
What? Who?!
781
00:55:08,064 --> 00:55:11,345
He watched over you all night.
782
00:55:11,510 --> 00:55:12,876
Isn't he...?
783
00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:14,534
Let's find out.
784
00:55:16,101 --> 00:55:19,877
Hey. How are you feeling?
785
00:55:19,936 --> 00:55:21,849
Good, I guess.
786
00:55:22,441 --> 00:55:25,289
I'll make an order.
I'll be right back.
787
00:55:30,039 --> 00:55:35,703
I just wanted to say thanks
for taking care of me last night.
788
00:55:35,802 --> 00:55:37,098
Don't worry about it.
789
00:55:37,277 --> 00:55:38,755
Can I say you "thanks"?
790
00:55:38,838 --> 00:55:40,080
You just did.
791
00:55:40,145 --> 00:55:43,646
I mean, more like a dinner
or something.
792
00:55:44,062 --> 00:55:46,249
- Dinner?
- Or not...
793
00:55:46,295 --> 00:55:51,361
Maybe a lunch or just coffee,
I can just shake your hand.
794
00:55:52,726 --> 00:55:54,784
Dinner will be nice. On you?
795
00:55:54,822 --> 00:55:59,102
Of course. Maybe I can
just get your number?
796
00:55:59,408 --> 00:56:01,038
Here you go.
797
00:56:03,464 --> 00:56:05,120
Yeah. Call me.
798
00:56:08,237 --> 00:56:09,592
Mason!
799
00:56:10,271 --> 00:56:11,608
Number.
800
00:56:29,230 --> 00:56:31,821
So, how do you like try
new coffeeshops now?
801
00:56:31,918 --> 00:56:36,403
Technically, we haven't try this one
because you didn't buy anything.
802
00:56:37,026 --> 00:56:38,641
Well, okay.
803
00:56:43,171 --> 00:56:44,870
WELCOME TO THE PORT OF LONG BEACH
804
00:56:49,241 --> 00:56:50,561
Call him!
805
00:56:50,596 --> 00:56:52,941
A little pathetic
don't you think?
806
00:56:52,980 --> 00:56:56,243
I don't need it, I just get his
number it was ten minutes ago.
807
00:56:56,278 --> 00:56:57,326
And?
808
00:56:57,361 --> 00:57:00,411
And he's still working
I know that for a fact.
809
00:57:00,436 --> 00:57:03,149
Right. All the more reason
for you to call him.
810
00:57:03,249 --> 00:57:06,629
It will get in the answering machine
and he'll have to call you back.
811
00:57:14,894 --> 00:57:16,301
Hello!
812
00:57:17,319 --> 00:57:18,718
Riley?
813
00:57:18,774 --> 00:57:20,734
Hey, about that dinner ...
814
00:57:20,805 --> 00:57:22,547
How did you get my number?
815
00:57:22,620 --> 00:57:24,265
Your friend Robin.
816
00:57:24,334 --> 00:57:26,256
Like I said about that dinner ...
817
00:57:26,279 --> 00:57:28,402
Look, if you can't make
it or something ...
818
00:57:28,457 --> 00:57:31,416
- How about tonight?
- Tonight?
819
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,606
Go, I have a date of my own.
820
00:57:33,641 --> 00:57:36,836
Unless you're busy.
- No, tonight is great.
821
00:57:37,744 --> 00:57:39,384
How about 7 pm?
822
00:57:39,743 --> 00:57:41,102
Seven ... It is.
823
00:57:41,137 --> 00:57:43,635
Hey, I gotta get back to
work I talk to you later.
824
00:57:43,670 --> 00:57:45,058
Bye!
825
00:58:15,781 --> 00:58:17,429
Are you all right?
826
00:58:17,468 --> 00:58:20,292
- Hi.
- Hi. Are you ready?
827
00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:24,516
As I'll ever be without
killing myself.
828
00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:33,187
- You've been playing your whole life?
- Since I was four.
829
00:58:33,859 --> 00:58:36,177
You know, I used
to play baseball.
830
00:58:36,394 --> 00:58:39,990
- Really?
- Well, in the sixth grade.
831
00:58:40,002 --> 00:58:41,727
Why did you stop?
832
00:58:41,881 --> 00:58:43,643
I was afraid of the ball.
833
00:58:43,655 --> 00:58:46,065
I'd swing with my eyes closed.
834
00:58:46,100 --> 00:58:48,992
My whole team hated
me, I was always out.
835
00:58:49,379 --> 00:58:52,026
You've been out that long?
836
00:58:52,167 --> 00:58:53,921
No one knows about you?
837
00:58:53,965 --> 00:58:55,437
No.
838
00:58:55,661 --> 00:58:58,210
I really know about myself yet.
839
00:58:59,926 --> 00:59:03,604
But I do know you caught my
eye though and I'm interested.
840
00:59:04,581 --> 00:59:07,382
It's just so hard to tell...
What I know.
841
00:59:07,801 --> 00:59:11,030
I don't know, I'm
still really confused.
842
00:59:11,661 --> 00:59:15,019
I know what you mean. Robin
helped me through it all.
843
00:59:15,165 --> 00:59:16,846
She was my first.
844
00:59:17,091 --> 00:59:18,900
You have sex with her?
845
00:59:20,035 --> 00:59:21,801
No.
846
00:59:22,259 --> 00:59:24,550
That's a story we don't
need to go into right now,
847
00:59:24,603 --> 00:59:27,695
I meant she was the
first person I told.
848
00:59:30,923 --> 00:59:32,737
Robin...
849
00:59:36,471 --> 00:59:39,039
- What you're looking at?
- Robin!
850
00:59:39,552 --> 00:59:42,895
Speak of the she devil,
and she will appear.
851
00:59:47,213 --> 00:59:48,998
What is she hiding
herself like that?
852
00:59:49,033 --> 00:59:51,479
Why does she does half
of the things she does?
853
00:59:55,138 --> 00:59:57,138
Shouldn't we ask
her to join us?
854
00:59:57,173 --> 00:59:59,960
No. And be afraid of what
would happen if we did.
855
01:00:00,489 --> 01:00:01,958
Let me.
856
01:00:02,016 --> 01:00:04,635
I thought this was suppose
to be me thanking you.
857
01:00:04,696 --> 01:00:06,968
It is. But let me
pay for the bill.
858
01:00:07,273 --> 01:00:09,575
You can thank me in another way.
859
01:00:12,119 --> 01:00:14,297
Oh no.
860
01:00:18,893 --> 01:00:21,491
- I like her.
- You can have her.
861
01:00:25,210 --> 01:00:26,833
Here.
862
01:00:27,470 --> 01:00:29,588
Thank me by saying yes.
863
01:00:40,985 --> 01:00:44,191
BE MINE...
864
01:00:56,283 --> 01:00:58,673
Mason
BE MY VALENTINE
Riley
865
01:00:59,691 --> 01:01:01,719
Hey. Let's get out of here.
866
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:38,105
Where are we going?
867
01:01:38,201 --> 01:01:40,636
Must you know
everything? Get in.
868
01:01:57,161 --> 01:02:00,241
Your building has an amazing
view of downtown.
869
01:02:00,617 --> 01:02:01,695
Thanks.
870
01:02:05,687 --> 01:02:07,032
What?
871
01:02:12,551 --> 01:02:14,239
What is this?
872
01:02:14,289 --> 01:02:15,963
What?
873
01:02:16,706 --> 01:02:18,775
Well, I know how
you love the stars.
874
01:02:18,818 --> 01:02:21,631
And I love coming up here,
when no one else is here so.
875
01:02:21,810 --> 01:02:23,098
I figured... .
876
01:02:23,146 --> 01:02:25,443
And with a plate lit with candles?
877
01:02:25,478 --> 01:02:26,858
Red - your favorite color.
878
01:02:27,444 --> 01:02:30,465
And I know how you've always wanted
to be with a boy on a red blanket
879
01:02:30,493 --> 01:02:32,393
With white candles burning.
880
01:02:32,947 --> 01:02:34,924
Yes... but on a beach,
881
01:02:34,959 --> 01:02:37,881
Or a cliff overlooking
the ocean.
882
01:02:37,996 --> 01:02:40,843
I know, but there's not really
nice beaches around here.
883
01:02:41,209 --> 01:02:43,406
So I thought this would work.
884
01:02:44,556 --> 01:02:46,793
How did you know all of this?
885
01:02:46,879 --> 01:02:49,147
Let's just say a
little bird told me.
886
01:02:49,867 --> 01:02:52,397
And what else did this
little bird told you?
887
01:02:52,627 --> 01:02:55,371
Someone doesn't exactly remember
what happened last night.
888
01:02:58,514 --> 01:03:01,395
And that you've never
kissed a boy before.
889
01:03:02,857 --> 01:03:06,828
Hey, it's nothing to be
embarassed about I've neither.
890
01:03:07,815 --> 01:03:10,889
I was hoping we might be able
to experience this together,
891
01:03:11,979 --> 01:03:15,214
Up here, is the closest to
the stars that we can get.
892
01:03:28,964 --> 01:03:32,808
I'll never know if my first
kiss was the perfect first kiss. I>
893
01:03:32,895 --> 01:03:36,248
But for me the world stopped. I>
894
01:03:39,587 --> 01:03:42,516
There is such a thing as
the perfect moment, i>
895
01:03:42,599 --> 01:03:46,315
The perfect place and
the perfect someone. I>
896
01:03:46,514 --> 01:03:51,593
Now, right here with him. I>
897
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:02,100
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