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Once upon a time...
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... in a mythical place
called Cape Kennedy...
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...an astronaut named Tony Nelsonwent up on a space mission.
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The missile went up...
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...but something went wrong,and they had to bring it down.
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Captain Nelson landed onan island in the South Pacific...
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... where he found a bottle.
At least, it looked like a bottle.
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But it didn't act like a bottle.
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Because in it was a genie.
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Oh, not your average,
everyday genie...
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...but a beautiful genie...
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... who could grant any wish.
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Captain Nelson was so grateful,he set Jeannie free...
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... only she didn't want to be free.
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You know how it is when you've beencooped up in a bottle for 2000 years.
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She wanted to have fun.
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And she wanted to have itwith Captain Nelson.
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So she followed him backto Cocoa Beach...
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...a mythical townin a mythical state called Florida.
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And there in this house, the girl inthe bottle plays spin the astronaut.
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l wonder what it is about mental work
that makes you so hungry.
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l wish l had a cheese sandwich.
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Oh, hello, Jeannie.
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You wouldn't fix me
a cheese sandwich, would you?
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l'd go to the delicatessen myself...
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...but if l'm gonna finish this
before l pick up Melissa...
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-...l won't have a chance.
-Melissa?
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The black-haired witch.
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You be careful, young lady.
That's the girl l'm gonna marry.
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Her vibrations are all wrong for you.
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That's funny.
l kind of like the way she vibrates.
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She will never
make you happy, master.
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Let's just stick
to the cheese sandwich, Jeannie.
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Well, if this is what you really wish.
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That is what l really wish.
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What's this doing in my study?
What's the idea?
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Before one can make
a cheese sandwich...
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...one must first make the cheese.
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Yeah. Yeah, that figures.
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-Wasn't that fun?-Yeah.
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-I never danced so much in my life.
-Thanks for driving me home, Melissa.
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-l'll-- l'll see you tomorrow.
-l have a wonderful idea.
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Why don't you lure me inside...
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...so we can snuggle up
in front of a roaring fire...
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...with a couple of
hot toddies and...
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...talk about our honeymoon?
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Well, l-- l wish l could, Lis,
but, we better not.
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l'm a terribly messy housekeep--
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l'll clean it up for you.
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Yeah.
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Tony!
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You read my mind.
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What?
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-You even lit a fire.
-l did?
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Yeah, l did, didn't l?
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Oh, look at those.
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-Hi.
-You seem so nervous.
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Oh, do l? Do l?
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Premarital jitters. An occupational
hazard for us bachelors.
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-Why wait?
-What?
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Why don't we simply move up
the wedding date?
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Well, yeah, that's a marvellous idea.
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Oh, Tony.
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Wait till l get you in Jamaica.
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l guess l'll have to, won't l?
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lt won't be too long.
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-Tony.
-Yeah?
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-May l ask you something?
-Sure.
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-What are we whispering about?
-Whispering?
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Well, it's just some things
you don't discuss in public.
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You mean, the walls have ears?
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Yeah. Something like that.
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You look a little tired.
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l think you better get some rest.
l'll go.
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Yeah, that's a good idea.
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l mean, you look tired too, darling.
You need some rest.
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Of course l will.
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And thanks for being
so understanding, Melissa.
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-Good night.
-Good night.
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-Listen, Jeannie.
-The black-haired witch is right.
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Thou art very nervous.
She has upset you.
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She's upset me?
What do you think you've been doing?
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Do you really love that one?
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Well, l wouldn't be
marrying her if l didn't.
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Well, if this is what
you really want...
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...l will try to serve you
and make both of you happy.
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Oh, we will have
a wonderful honeymoon.
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Wait a minute. l don't think
you know the ground rules.
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l am taking Melissa to Jamaica
on our honeymoon.
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Jamaica.
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That sounds nice.
We will have a good time there.
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l will serve you ripe figs in bed--
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-Oh, no, you won't.
-Dates?
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No, no. Nothing.
You won't be there.
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But why?
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No offence, Jeannie,
but on a honeymoon...
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...two is company and three is--
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Three is just out of the question.
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-But l am your--
-No, no, no.
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Melissa is in, you are out.
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There's not enough room
in my life for both of you.
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But l take up very little room...
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...and l'll make
that one happy too.
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Oh, boy. That'll be the day.
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Even if she is the wrong girl for you.
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-Will you stop saying that.
-Oh, but it is true.
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You will be throwing your life away.
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lt is not so, and-- And it's my life.
And l can throw it any place l please.
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l could change myself
into a brunette.
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How do you like
the Helen of Troy look?
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Have a nice trip home.
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Boy. lf there's anything l can't stand,
it's a nagging genie.
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Figures.
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Come in.
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-Hello, Tony.
-General. Lis.
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-Tony.
-l just ran into Roger.
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l want you to meet a very
old friend of the family.
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-Grover Caldwell.
-How do you do.
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So you're the lucky man.
Lis has told me all about you.
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Oh, has she? Good.
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Grover, tell him the news.
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Captain, after a long
and honourable military career...
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...the department has prevailed upon
General Stone to turn in his stars...
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...for a pair of striped trousers
and an attaché case.
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Turn in your stars?
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That's State Department talk.
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Meaning that Daddy
is our newest ambassador.
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Well, congratulations, sir.
That's wonderful news.
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Thank you, Tony.
lt's a great opportunity for both of us.
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Yes, yes. l'm sure it will be.
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Us?
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Who do you think he's taking to
Europe as his military attaché?
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Don't get the idea
that it's just because...
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...you're going to be
the father of my grandchildren...
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...that you're getting this plum.
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l'd have wanted you
with me in any case.
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You have a lot to talk about...
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...so l'll just pop off and take care of
the passports and clearances. Tony.
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-Oh, yes. Pleasure.
-General.
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-Sir. l--
-Tony?
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-Don't you think it's wonderful?
-Well, now, slow down. Slow down.
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l can't quit what l'm doing.
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-lt's a great opportunity, Tony.
-Of course it is.
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Tony just hasn't had time
to think about it.
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Well, we can all
discuss this at dinner.
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We are coming to your house
for dinner tonight?
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Yes, of course.
But there's nothing to discuss.
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l'm in the space program
because that's where l wanna be.
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l don't mean to sound
ungrateful, sir.
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And l know you'll make a wonderful--
A fine ambassador.
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Well, l'll-- l'll see you both at 7.
Congratulations again, sir.
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Thank you, Tony.
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Frozen peas.
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Frozen hors d'oeuvres.
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And wild rice.
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What are you doing, master?
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l'm preparing dinner. Why?
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Well, cooking is women's work.
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You wouldn't. Would you?
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Oh, if you did that, you'd save my life.
l have a report to finish.
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-Do you know anything about cooking?
-Everything.
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l will take care of it.
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You go soak your body in a warm tub
scented with rose petals.
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Well, that's a good idea,
but l don't think so right now.
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lf you wanna know anything
about the cooking...
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...the instructions are
on the back of the boxes.
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You do read, don't you?
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Right to left, left to right,
top to bottom or bottom to top.
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Left to right, top to bottom.
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Jeannie?
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Jeannie. Jeannie.
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Jeannie!
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Jeannie, what's
going on down--?
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Two thousand years ago
my sister made better gravy than that.
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And she was the worst cook
in the Middle East.
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That's them. Melissa's always on time.
Now, l have to take them out to dinner.
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Will you do me a favour, please, huh?
Will you just stay out of sight?
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-Good evening.
-Tony.
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Oh, here's your hat.
Keep this, you're not staying.
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l've got to apologize for the
burning smell. lt's the dinner.
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l never smelled anything more
appetizing in my whole life.
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Oh, Tony.
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Why, it's-- lt's beautiful.
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Oh, it's nothing, really.
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Captain Nelson!
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-Who's that?
-Who's who?
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Now, Melissa.
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You don't wanna go in the kitchen.
The wild rice went crazy.
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Please, please, now--
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Tony.
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Excuse me.
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Tony, you never told me
that you had a houseboy.
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Oh, no. No, l didn't, did l?
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Where did you ever find...?
What's his name?
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-Kato.
-Jeannie.
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-Jeannie Kato.
-Those look marvellous. May l?
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-Fantastic. Try one, Melissa.
-Oh, l'd love to.
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Why don't you try several?
l'll be with you in a minute.
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Jeannie Kato, these look beautiful.
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Who do you think you're gonna fool
with this disguise?
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lt is no disguise. See?
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lf l had a houseboy
that could cook like this...
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...l wouldn't pull his hair.
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Marvellous. You must
give me the recipe for this.
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-What do you call it?
-Ragout à la Sinbad.
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Why only the recipe?
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l think we ought to take Jeannie Kato
to Europe with us.
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-Would you like that?
-Thou art going to Europe?
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-No.
-Yes.
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We'll discuss this later, Melissa.
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l'll be very happy to go
with you wherever you go.
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No, you wouldn't.
You wouldn't like it.
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But he's such a treasure.
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And good help is impossible to get.
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Even harder to get rid of.
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With dishes like
Ragout à la Sinbad...
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...our embassy'd be
the social centre of Europe.
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Where in the world did you ever
learn to cook like this?
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Where l come from,
it is very common.
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Very.
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Where do you come from?
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-Constantinople.
-Philippines.
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His mother travelled a lot.
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Good night. Don't forget.
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Thank you, Jeannie Kato.
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That was the best cake
l've ever tasted in my whole life.
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-Thank you.
-l'm sorry you won't come to Europe.
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Who says he won't?
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We'll talk about this later, okay?
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Well, now, wait a minute.
Kato is not going to Europe.
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As a matter of fact, l'm not going
to Europe and neither is my wife.
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Well, anything you say, darling.
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Good night, Lis.
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Good night, Dad. Sir.
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-Good night.
-Good night.
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Dark-haired one will get her way.
She's very strong-minded.
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Just keep out of this, fella.
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We are going out!
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No. l am going out.
l'm going to a bachelor party.
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Oh, what's this '' bachelor's party''?
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lt's an old tradition, Jeannie.
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Before a wedding, a bunch of happy,
carefree bachelors get together...
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...and throw a party
for the groom-to-be.
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00:13:13,607 --> 00:13:15,598
-l like parties.
-You can't come.
245
00:13:15,767 --> 00:13:16,995
But why?
246
00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:19,203
Because women aren't allowed.
Now, smoke out.
247
00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:21,119
-But l--
-Out!
248
00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:35,325
A million bottles on the beach,
and l had to pick hers.
249
00:13:52,247 --> 00:13:53,726
Get out!
250
00:13:55,447 --> 00:13:57,039
l just got here.
251
00:13:58,007 --> 00:13:59,918
Well, glad to see you.
252
00:14:00,327 --> 00:14:03,717
Well, is the condemned man
ready for the--?
253
00:14:04,087 --> 00:14:05,759
Wait. You do look like
a condemned man.
254
00:14:05,927 --> 00:14:08,202
Oh, come on. Let's get
this thing over with, huh?
255
00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:10,437
You sound like you're going
to a hanging. What's wrong?
256
00:14:10,607 --> 00:14:12,404
Nothing. Nothing wrong
with Melissa either.
257
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:13,795
She's a little strong-minded.
258
00:14:13,967 --> 00:14:15,559
-Nothing wrong with that.
-Course not.
259
00:14:15,727 --> 00:14:17,319
-She's intelligent, reasonable.
-Sure.
260
00:14:17,487 --> 00:14:18,556
l'm lucky to have her.
261
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,604
You have last-minute jitters,
haven't you?
262
00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:22,758
-Come on, we better get out of here.
-Yeah.
263
00:14:39,727 --> 00:14:41,365
One hand.
264
00:14:46,087 --> 00:14:49,079
Why don't we just drink up
and forget all the shoptalk, okay?
265
00:14:49,247 --> 00:14:51,124
-Tony.
-Captain.
266
00:14:51,287 --> 00:14:52,686
How about a toast
to the best man?
267
00:14:52,847 --> 00:14:55,077
-Thank you very much, general.
-Here's to Grover.
268
00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:57,995
Grover?
269
00:14:58,167 --> 00:15:00,761
Wait a minute. lf he's the best man,
what does that make me?
270
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,840
The astronaut most likely to be
in Port Moresby tomorrow.
271
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:06,362
We have a very important mission
for you, captain.
272
00:15:06,727 --> 00:15:08,957
-Will you excuse us, gentlemen?
-Yes. Of course, sir.
273
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,363
lf you'd rather
have him for your best man...
274
00:15:12,527 --> 00:15:14,199
...why didn't you come out
and say so...
275
00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:17,040
...instead of having your private
general ship me to Australia?
276
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:18,959
Private general?
l didn't know about this.
277
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,242
Oh, sure you didn't.
278
00:15:20,407 --> 00:15:23,001
Roger. Roger, wait a minute.
l can straighten everything out.
279
00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,919
Anything wrong, captain?
280
00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:28,645
-No, sir.
-You're not nervous about all this?
281
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,923
Oh, well, a little.
You know how it is.
282
00:15:31,087 --> 00:15:33,396
No, l don't. l wish l did.
283
00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:35,842
ln all the years
l've been practicing psychiatry...
284
00:15:36,007 --> 00:15:38,043
...you're the most interesting
person l've met.
285
00:15:38,247 --> 00:15:41,444
-Oh, thank you, sir.
-Oh, l-- l was speaking clinically.
286
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,518
What do you find
so interesting about me?
287
00:15:43,687 --> 00:15:45,643
Well, you don't fit
into any known category.
288
00:15:45,807 --> 00:15:48,275
One minute you're calm,
the next, you're hysterical.
289
00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:51,322
You passed the most difficult test
the Air Force has devised...
290
00:15:51,487 --> 00:15:53,603
...yet, you hear voices.
You're a top scientist...
291
00:15:53,767 --> 00:15:55,200
...and you suffer from delusions.
292
00:15:55,927 --> 00:15:57,406
You don't call that interesting?
293
00:15:57,607 --> 00:15:59,245
l can't wait to put you in a book.
294
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,522
-You need this.
-Well, thanks.
295
00:16:02,687 --> 00:16:05,360
l'm afraid l have to be
running along now. But, captain....
296
00:16:05,527 --> 00:16:07,483
-Yes. Yes, sir?
-l'll be seeing you.
297
00:16:07,647 --> 00:16:08,841
Yes.
298
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,157
Well, here we go, lover-boy.
Time to cut the cake.
299
00:16:12,327 --> 00:16:13,601
Oh, yeah, yeah. Where is it?
300
00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:16,281
Gentlemen, gather round.
Come on. Let's go.
301
00:16:35,207 --> 00:16:37,880
-What are you doing here?
-l wanted to see your bachelor party.
302
00:16:38,047 --> 00:16:39,196
-Get out of here.
-Tony.
303
00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:42,882
-Sir.
-General. lt is nice to see you again.
304
00:16:43,047 --> 00:16:44,878
-Do we know each other?
-Well, of course.
305
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:48,323
Oh, you do not remember.
You admired my cake.
306
00:16:48,487 --> 00:16:50,239
Yeah, her cake, her ca--
Oh, her cake!
307
00:16:50,407 --> 00:16:52,079
-Oh, yes. Yes.
-lt's beautiful.
308
00:16:52,247 --> 00:16:53,885
Tony, l'll see you
Saturday morning.
309
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,036
Saturday morning?
310
00:16:55,207 --> 00:16:57,357
-At your wedding.
-Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
311
00:16:57,527 --> 00:16:59,995
-Good night.
-Good night. Good night.
312
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:03,285
He will make an excellent
father-in-law for someone.
313
00:17:03,447 --> 00:17:04,960
Yeah. Salt of the earth.
314
00:17:05,127 --> 00:17:06,879
-l hope l'm not intruding.
-Hello, Grover.
315
00:17:07,047 --> 00:17:08,480
Jeannie, this is Grover Caldwell.
316
00:17:08,647 --> 00:17:10,558
-lt is a pleasure.
-The pleasure's mine.
317
00:17:11,327 --> 00:17:12,806
Well, by this time Saturday...
318
00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:15,276
...you and Melissa will be
honeymooning in Honolulu.
319
00:17:15,687 --> 00:17:17,120
-Jamaica.
-Honolulu.
320
00:17:17,447 --> 00:17:18,846
Oh, didn't Melissa tell you?
321
00:17:19,007 --> 00:17:20,645
l'm sorry. l'm sure she meant to.
322
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,241
Well, no, no.
it probably slipped her mind.
323
00:17:24,447 --> 00:17:26,961
You and Melissa are old friends?
324
00:17:27,407 --> 00:17:31,195
We grew up together. Melissa and l
were inseparable in those days.
325
00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:33,597
The horse show, water-skiing....
326
00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:35,246
Even went to
the same orthodontist.
327
00:17:35,407 --> 00:17:37,204
By the time we had
the braces taken off...
328
00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:40,916
...l was on my way to prep school,
Melissa went to West Point.
329
00:17:41,087 --> 00:17:43,521
Just lost track of each other.
Until a few weeks ago.
330
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:44,802
Melissa's very fond of you.
331
00:17:44,967 --> 00:17:46,878
She spoke highly of you
at dinner last night.
332
00:17:47,047 --> 00:17:48,605
Oh, l'm very fond of her too.
333
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,200
lt's funny how things work out.
334
00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:52,323
Melissa and l had such
great dreams together...
335
00:17:52,487 --> 00:17:55,320
...and now in two days you two will
be honeymooning in Honolulu.
336
00:17:55,487 --> 00:17:56,476
-Jamaica.
-Oh, Honolulu.
337
00:17:56,647 --> 00:17:57,636
-Jamaica.
-Honolulu.
338
00:17:57,807 --> 00:17:59,525
-Jamaica.
-Don't count on it. l know Melissa.
339
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,996
-So do l.
-So do l.
340
00:18:08,807 --> 00:18:10,923
-l don't know what you're selling--
-Good morning.
341
00:18:11,087 --> 00:18:13,681
-Morning, Tony.
-Come on in.
342
00:18:13,847 --> 00:18:16,566
-Sit down.
-l'd rather stand, thank you.
343
00:18:16,727 --> 00:18:20,322
-What's on your mind, Grover?
-You're making a terrible mistake.
344
00:18:20,487 --> 00:18:23,081
Which one?
l mean, how do you mean?
345
00:18:23,247 --> 00:18:26,319
By not accepting the position as
General Stone's military attaché.
346
00:18:26,487 --> 00:18:28,205
lt's a unique opportunity careerwise.
347
00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:30,801
lt can only offer enormous
opportunities later on.
348
00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:34,084
Well, l'm very thankful
for your concern about my career...
349
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,238
...but l don't think
it's any of your business.
350
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:39,399
l feel that whatever has to do
with Melissa is my business.
351
00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:41,478
Obviously you're not
thinking of her feelings.
352
00:18:41,647 --> 00:18:43,683
lf you were, you'd see
the enormous opportunity.
353
00:18:43,847 --> 00:18:46,566
Okay. All right.
l can't handle this without coffee.
354
00:18:46,727 --> 00:18:49,605
Let me get dressed, and we'll
discuss this over breakfast.
355
00:18:49,767 --> 00:18:52,201
Make yourself--
Make yourself at home.
356
00:18:56,807 --> 00:18:58,877
You do love me.
357
00:18:59,047 --> 00:19:02,244
You've loved me for a long time.
358
00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:05,639
Why have you k ept itsuch a secret?
359
00:19:13,847 --> 00:19:17,078
Oh, and I love you too.
360
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:20,843
I know now I've always loved you.
361
00:19:21,207 --> 00:19:23,198
There is still time...
362
00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:25,835
... to mak e our dreams come true.
363
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,315
Oh, well, now where were we?
364
00:19:32,487 --> 00:19:34,443
She's too good for you!
365
00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:43,440
Melissa. Tony.
366
00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:45,202
Grover?
367
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:47,801
Oh, it's all right, sir.
l think we're gonna be married.
368
00:19:47,967 --> 00:19:49,923
-What?
-That's right.
369
00:19:50,087 --> 00:19:51,679
l've known Grover all my life...
370
00:19:51,847 --> 00:19:55,078
...and he waits until the day before my
wedding to tell me that he loves me.
371
00:19:55,247 --> 00:19:58,239
-But l thought you loved Tony.
-l did.
372
00:19:58,887 --> 00:20:03,244
But he's just not the man
l became engaged to.
373
00:20:03,687 --> 00:20:07,839
l'm-- Well, l'm very disappointed
in Tony. He--
374
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,725
He lacks ambition.
375
00:20:09,887 --> 00:20:12,162
Well, we can't all make general.
376
00:20:13,447 --> 00:20:15,039
Well, l know.
377
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:18,197
All l wanted to do
was to try to help him.
378
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:19,641
And he seems to resent it.
379
00:20:20,807 --> 00:20:24,004
Well, on the day before your wedding,
l'd say you have a problem.
380
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,360
Listen, Melissa, there's a few
things l wanna get straightened out.
381
00:20:31,527 --> 00:20:33,757
ln the first place,
l don't want your ex-boyfriend...
382
00:20:33,927 --> 00:20:35,645
...telling me where
l'm gonna honeymoon.
383
00:20:35,807 --> 00:20:38,037
And l don't like my best man
being picked for me.
384
00:20:38,207 --> 00:20:40,357
And l don't like having plans
made for my future...
385
00:20:40,527 --> 00:20:43,041
-l brought you a drink.
-...when l don't think it-- What?
386
00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:45,004
Thanks, Jeannie.
You must be a mind reader.
387
00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:47,965
Oh, no. No.
l cannot read minds, master.
388
00:20:48,127 --> 00:20:50,766
But l have a friend, Nostradamus,
who does a marvellous job.
389
00:20:50,927 --> 00:20:52,519
l bet you do.
390
00:20:54,527 --> 00:20:56,358
You know, l'm gonna miss you.
391
00:20:58,847 --> 00:21:01,156
You know, you're--
You're really very nice.
392
00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:05,362
l mean, take this, for instance.
l didn't even have to ask you for it.
393
00:21:05,527 --> 00:21:07,006
And that dinner you made.
394
00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:08,919
That was fantastic.
395
00:21:10,287 --> 00:21:13,677
Well, of course it was fantastic.
But it was also delicious.
396
00:21:13,847 --> 00:21:16,759
Well, l'm pleased that
you enjoyed it, master.
397
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:19,521
Yeah. You're always
thinking of what l like.
398
00:21:19,687 --> 00:21:22,406
You'd never send Roger
to Australia, would you?
399
00:21:22,727 --> 00:21:24,718
And you wouldn't make
plans for my honeymoon...
400
00:21:24,887 --> 00:21:27,117
...without consulting me, would you?
401
00:21:28,967 --> 00:21:31,640
Are you expecting
Nostradamus or someone?
402
00:21:34,087 --> 00:21:37,636
Here. You-- You stay out of sight.
l'll get this.
403
00:21:41,807 --> 00:21:43,001
Well, speak of the devil.
404
00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:44,600
l mean, we've been
talking about you--
405
00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:47,235
-l mean, l've been thinking-- Come in.
-Tony.
406
00:21:49,127 --> 00:21:51,163
-l'm sorry.
-What?
407
00:21:51,327 --> 00:21:54,444
For disturbing you so late.
But Grover and l must talk to you.
408
00:21:54,607 --> 00:21:56,916
As a matter of fact,
l've been wanting to talk to you.
409
00:21:57,087 --> 00:22:01,399
-Tony. Tony, now, the simple truth is--
-Yeah.
410
00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:03,519
-Grover.
-Melissa wants to marry me.
411
00:22:03,687 --> 00:22:08,442
That is, Melissa and l
want to be married.
412
00:22:09,207 --> 00:22:10,401
l'm sorry, Tony.
413
00:22:11,287 --> 00:22:13,801
lt's just that.... Well, you're--
414
00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:16,640
You're not the man
l became engaged to.
415
00:22:16,807 --> 00:22:20,402
And l don't think you realize
how much you've changed.
416
00:22:20,567 --> 00:22:23,320
Oh, l know it hurts now.
417
00:22:23,487 --> 00:22:26,479
But in time, you'll realize
it's all for the best.
418
00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:31,320
Well, l hope you two will be
very happy together.
419
00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:34,479
Thank you, Tony.
l hope you find the right girl.
420
00:22:34,647 --> 00:22:36,126
l'm really not looking for anyone.
421
00:22:36,287 --> 00:22:37,925
You're taking this very decently.
422
00:22:38,087 --> 00:22:39,520
Well, we can't win them all.
423
00:22:40,327 --> 00:22:41,680
What?
424
00:22:42,407 --> 00:22:44,443
Naturally, it'll hurt at first.
425
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,517
l'll just have to learn to live with it.
426
00:23:01,407 --> 00:23:03,079
Goodbye, Tony.
427
00:23:03,327 --> 00:23:05,443
Goodbye, Lis. Grover.
428
00:23:16,807 --> 00:23:17,956
Boy, was that close.
429
00:23:18,127 --> 00:23:20,402
Thou wilt never know
how close, master.
430
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,603
Well, things always
work out for the best.
431
00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:25,440
You mean you are not unhappy
that your marriage was called off?
432
00:23:25,607 --> 00:23:27,199
Unhappy. Unhappy?
433
00:23:27,367 --> 00:23:31,406
Jeannie, this is the first time in months
l've felt absolutely free. Oh, boy.
434
00:23:32,967 --> 00:23:36,721
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