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Once upon a time...
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... in a mythical place
called Cape Kennedy...
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...an astronaut named Tony Nelsonwent up on a space mission.
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The missile went up...
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...but something went wrong,and they had to bring it down.
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Captain Nelson landed onan island in the South Pacific...
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... where he found a bottle.
At least, it looked like a bottle.
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But it didn't act like a bottle.
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Because in it was a genie.
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Oh, not your average,
everyday genie...
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...but a beautiful genie...
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... who could grant any wish.
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Captain Nelson was so grateful,he set Jeannie free...
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... only she didn't want to be free.
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You know how it is when you've beencooped up in a bottle for 2000 years.
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She wanted to have fun.
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And she wanted to have itwith Captain Nelson.
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So she followed him backto Cocoa Beach...
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...a mythical townin a mythical state called Florida.
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And there in this house, the girl inthe bottle plays spin the astronaut.
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Where is that razor?
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A razor just doesn't simply
get up and walk away by itself.
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Can't go to a briefing
without a shave.
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Well, now, who put that in there?
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Jeannie.
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Jeannie?
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Jeannie, you come out of there
right now.
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Good morning, master darling.
How may l serve you?
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First of all, you can stop
calling me ''master darling.''
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And secondly, you can stop
being such a neatener.
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What means this word '' neatener''?
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Well, it's like when you...
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...throw out my newspaper
before l've read it.
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And-- And you put her
in the drawer.
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And now, my razor is missing.
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Oh, that. l got rid of it.
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-Why?
-ln the land from which l came...
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...it is the fashion for all masters
to wear beards.
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Well, Jeannie, in this country...
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...the only people who wear beards
are folksingers and beatniks.
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But my handsome master would
look like a king with a warrior's beard.
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Behold!
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Beautiful.
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Now you look a proper master.
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lf l walk around Cape Kennedy
like this...
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...they'll blast me off
without a capsule.
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That must be Dr. Bellows.
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Now get me out of this, quick.
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Well.... Well, thanks.
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Oh, thanks for the shave.
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Not very funny.
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No, it's not very funny.
But then how many doorbells are?
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Good morning, Dr. Bellows.
Well, l'm ready, sir. Shall we go?
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We don't wanna be late
for the briefing.
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No, we don't, do we?
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Have a nice day.
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Lights, please.
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That's it, gentlemen.
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We've looked at so many films
of the moon's surface...
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...when we finally land
it'll seem like homecoming.
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That's why this survival mission
you're embarking on tomorrow...
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...is of such vital importance.
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When you get back,
we'll have a better idea...
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...of man's ability to survive a week
under really rugged conditions.
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Furnace Canyon, Nevada...
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...1 20 degrees during the day,
and 1 0 below zero at night.
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Miles and miles of nothing
but miles and miles of nothing.
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Furnace Canyon is
hazardous and miserable.
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And too easy for our purposes.
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Therefore, tomorrow morning
at 0600 hours...
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...you will be deposited
on the floor of Skull Flats, Utah.
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Skull Flats.
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l'm not complaining, but for once
l'd like to go on a survival mission...
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...to a place called, like,
Happy Valley or Merry Meadows.
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Yes.
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-Bellows.
-Theoretically...
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...men of your age and
superlative physical condition...
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...should be able
to cover the 7 5 miles...
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...from the drop zone
to our evacuation strip...
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...if nothing goes wrong.
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-You figure something will?
-Lots of things.
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That's the survival game for you.
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We're setting you down with one
quart of water per man. Period.
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You mean....
You mean no food?
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Only what you are able to catch, kill
or scrape off the underside of rocks.
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Well, the chocolate rocks are mine.
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But it is utterly ridiculous.
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You cannot go out into
the desert without me.
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Oh, yes, l can.
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This is a do-it-yourself
survival mission.
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l am leaving you right here.
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Just to make certain you don't
interfere, back in the bottle you go.
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Oh, please, master. Over 2000 years
l've spent in that accursed bottle.
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Then one more week
can't make that much difference.
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Now be a good genie
and back in the bottle.
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You are the most difficult
master l have ever served!
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Thanks, Jeannie.
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And when l told Annabelle
we're going out of town for a week...
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...you should hear the way she cried.
Like a baby. When l told Louise...
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-...she completely--
-All right. lf we hurry...
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...we'll have time to say goodbye
to Margie and Dottie and Fay...
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-...on the way to the airstrip.
-They can wait. Let me grab this.
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Okay, thanks.
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Now, Jeannie, l want you to be
a good girl, you understand?
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Look, look. Here.
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You can play with your marbles
while l'm gone.
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l hope-- l hope l didn't hit you.
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There. You'll be safe right here.
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But how safe am l gonna be
on a desert...
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...with a guy who talks to bottles?
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-Well, is it everything l promised?
-Yes, sir, and more.
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Boy, it must be 1 1 0 in the shade
out here. lf there was any shade.
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Well, cheer up.
lt's only 7:00 in the morning.
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l know l don't have to remind you
of the importance...
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-...of what you're about to do.
-No, sir.
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We appreciate you choosing us
for this mission. Don't we, Roge?
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Right. After this, the moon mission
will seem like a weekend in Miami.
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-Any final orders, sir?
-No. Just stay alive...
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...and cover as much ground
as possible.
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Let's get cracking.
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l'm anxious to try these
synthetic boots. See how they work.
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You go ahead. l'm gonna stick
with the old-fashioned kind.
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Boy, this survival business
is pretty thirsty work, huh?
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l'll drink to that.
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Well, here's to you.
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Oh, no.
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-Oh, no, what?
-Oh, no, l don't think l'll drink yet.
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-Try and test the old endurance, huh?
-Yeah, yeah.
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Something like that.
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Listen, why don't we split
up for a while, huh? l'll....
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l'll meet you on
the other side of that butte.
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Okay, here we go. See you.
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You come out of there.
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Now, now, come on.
l'm in no mood to play games.
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Jeannie, look. Don't be afraid.
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l just wanna talk to you.
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Talking to your canteen. Aren't you
afraid your bottle'll get jealous?
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No, l wasn't talking to it.
l was-- Well, you know--
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Would you like me to play
''Sugar Blues'' on my comb...
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-...or shall we get on with the mission?
-Yeah, you're right.
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-See you on the other side of the butte.
-l'll see you.
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All right now, Jeannie.
Now you come out of there!
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O, cleverest master
in all the world...
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...teach me the meaning
of this strange incantation:
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Every drop is gone.
Do you realize what you've done?
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Well, l'll die without water.
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By this time tomorrow,
l'll look like a bag of raisins.
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Humans just can't
live without--
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Hey, you're the most wonderful genie
l've ever seen in my life.
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What am l being grateful for? lf it
hadn't been for you in the first place...
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All right, that--
That's enough.
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That's all l'll ask.
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lt's a vodka martini.
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ls that not my master's
favourite potion?
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Yes, at cocktail time,
but this is life or death.
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Just one quart plain, please.
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Plain water.
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Oh, that's better.
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l mean under the circumstances,
that's better.
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lf you are pleased, l am content.
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Now, what do we do?
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Well, l get on with my mission,
and you get out of here.
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-Oh, but you need me.
-No, no, l don't. Now-- Now listen.
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Can't you get it through your head
l don't need you.
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Look, l'm specially trained
for this kind of work.
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l-- l don't need your help.
l'm-- Really, l-- l--
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Jeannie. Let me go.
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Tony, l'm looking at a mirage
you wouldn't believe.
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Tony. Tony. Hello, Ton.
Ton? Tony?
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Where am l?
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Where am l?
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-What's that?
-Baktu malali.
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An ancient Persian remedy.
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Oh, boy. What is it?
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Hot chicken soup.
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lt's great. Great.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Take that away. l'm not allowed to eat.
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-You have had enough?
-Enough what?
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Well, this is my master's
third bowl full.
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Oh, you didn't. l didn't.
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You did? l did? Oh, boy.
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l've displeased you?
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Oh, Jeannie, you meant well...
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...but you've just ruined
the whole mission.
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No. No, no,
not the whole mission.
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There's always Roger.
Yeah, good old Roger.
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Roger. Roger, are you there?
Over.
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-Roger, come in.
-Hello, Tony?
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Where you been?
l've been trying to raise you.
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l'm headed for the wildest
mirage you ever saw.
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Mirage? Mirage?
What kind of a mirage?
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There's this oasis, see?One of those silk Arab tents...
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...and a while back,I saw the wildest blonde.
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Well, boy, l sure wish
l had your imagination.
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No-- No fooling.I can even smell the incense.
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l'll get back to you later
when l get a better look.
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Maybe she's got a friend
for you. Out.
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No, no, no, Roger.
Now don't do that.
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Roger, there is no girl.
She's all in your mind.
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Roger! Roger?
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Now look what you've done.
He's on his way over here.
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lf my master wishes, l can turn
that one into a pillar of salt.
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No. No, no, please.
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Just get rid of all this.
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lt is done.
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No, no. Not quite. You too.
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-But--
-And take your chicken soup with you.
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You may kill me, but you'll
have a fight on your hands.
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Need any help?
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What's the matter with your ankle?
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l just twisted it a little.
lt'll be all right. See?
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You take it easy and l'll see what
l can scrape up for breakfast.
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Okay. l'll try to make
a snare for that rabbit.
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lf you're gonna wrestle
that thing again...
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...take it easy.
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lf my master's hungry,
l could spread a six-course--
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Of course l'm hungry.
But you know the rules.
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What'd you say?
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l said l was hungry.
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Tony. Tony, what are you doing?
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You're not gonna believe this...
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...but l got so hungry l took
a bite out of my walkie-talkie.
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God! Hang on, will you? l got
some cactus here that looks beautiful.
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l'll try to get the needles off
and bring you some, okay?
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lf the meat is not pleasing to you,
l could...?
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No. This is wonderful, but...
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...l can't gorge myself on roast lamb
while my buddy is out eating needles.
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l ran into a special down
at the supermarket.
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Look what dad's got for breakfast.
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Looks delicious.
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Hey, you know something,
l must be cracking up.
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l could swear l smell roast lamb.
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Oh, that. Yeah, well...
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...l got so hungry,
l cooked my shoe and l ate it.
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-Roast shoe? How did it taste?
-A lot like roast lamb.
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Oh, boy.
No matter how hungry l get...
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...l can never eat
these fibreglass goodies.
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Listen, Roge. With this bum ankle,
l'll never be able to keep up with you.
239
00:15:50,287 --> 00:15:52,403
You better....
You better go out on your own.
240
00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,603
And leave you out in
this wilderness? Forget it.
241
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:56,598
The faster you get back
to civilization...
242
00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:58,803
...the faster you'll be able
to send help for me.
243
00:15:58,967 --> 00:16:01,197
-l am not leaving you--
-Roger...
244
00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:03,244
...the mission comes first.
245
00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:05,717
All right. l'll come back
and pick you up myself.
246
00:16:05,887 --> 00:16:09,277
Oh, and look, don't burn yourself out.
Slow and easy does it.
247
00:16:09,447 --> 00:16:10,721
Okay.
248
00:16:16,847 --> 00:16:18,485
Tony...
249
00:16:18,647 --> 00:16:21,081
...l was just thinking.
You won't be doing much walking.
250
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,158
-Could l have your other shoe?
-My other shoe?
251
00:16:23,327 --> 00:16:25,045
Yeah. lt'd be kind of
a change of diet...
252
00:16:25,207 --> 00:16:27,323
...and it did smell like
roast lamb, and....
253
00:16:28,127 --> 00:16:29,958
Okay.
But promise me you won't eat it...
254
00:16:30,127 --> 00:16:32,197
...unless there's absolutely
nothing else around.
255
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,323
And don't overcook it.
256
00:16:34,487 --> 00:16:36,125
l'll check with you every three hours.
257
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:38,357
-l'll be here.
-You'll be here. Okay.
258
00:16:43,727 --> 00:16:45,877
Your friend is a good man.
259
00:16:46,287 --> 00:16:48,278
Yeah. None better.
260
00:16:48,447 --> 00:16:50,597
lt will be hot out there.
261
00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:54,721
lf you like, l could make
a cooling shower of rain for him.
262
00:16:54,887 --> 00:16:57,401
l'd like to put him
in an air-conditioned car.
263
00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:59,922
Now stop that.
He's got to do this on his own...
264
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:02,760
...otherwise the whole mission
is for nothing. You understand?
265
00:17:02,927 --> 00:17:04,076
No.
266
00:17:04,247 --> 00:17:06,636
But if you want your best friend
to suffer....
267
00:17:21,727 --> 00:17:24,878
-Hello, Tony?
-Yeah, Roge.
268
00:17:25,207 --> 00:17:27,516
l must be doing something wrong.
lt tastes like shoe.
269
00:17:28,687 --> 00:17:29,676
l'm sorry, Roge.
270
00:17:29,847 --> 00:17:34,875
This cactus you gave me tastes
exactly like-- Like melon.
271
00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:39,240
Boy, I wish I had your imagination.
272
00:17:44,207 --> 00:17:46,277
Jeannie, it's against my principles...
273
00:17:46,447 --> 00:17:48,199
...but you better get us out of here.
274
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:51,564
l won't have Roger risking
his life coming back for me.
275
00:17:51,727 --> 00:17:53,922
Get me some
fast transportation fast.
276
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:57,046
Well...
277
00:17:57,487 --> 00:17:59,762
...as you say, master.
278
00:18:02,447 --> 00:18:04,039
This is not exactly
what l had in mind.
279
00:18:04,207 --> 00:18:06,926
lt is the only way to travel.
280
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:15,237
Tony, l left him behind
that butte five days ago.
281
00:19:15,407 --> 00:19:18,365
-We gotta find him.
-Captain Nelson's already in.
282
00:19:18,527 --> 00:19:21,485
He's already in?
Captain Nelson's already in?
283
00:19:25,327 --> 00:19:27,841
Amazing. Unbelievable.
284
00:19:28,047 --> 00:19:30,481
-Couldn't the scale be wrong?
-No, captain. Let's face it.
285
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:33,002
You not only survived,
you gained five pounds.
286
00:19:35,047 --> 00:19:36,036
l'm sorry, sir.
287
00:19:36,327 --> 00:19:38,443
And one ounce.
That's not the worst of it.
288
00:19:38,607 --> 00:19:40,199
How am l gonna explain
your condition?
289
00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:42,278
Why, you're in perfect health.
290
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,358
-What about my elbow?
-Yes.
291
00:19:44,527 --> 00:19:46,882
-What about that elbow?
-lt hurts. lsn't that something?
292
00:19:47,047 --> 00:19:48,799
l know it hurts,
and l know why it hurts.
293
00:19:49,007 --> 00:19:50,998
-There's only one thing that could be.
-What?
294
00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:54,796
Gout. You know what'll happen to
me when l write that in the test report?
295
00:19:55,087 --> 00:19:57,317
They won't only throw me out
of the space program...
296
00:19:57,647 --> 00:19:59,877
...they'll laugh me out
of the medical profession.
297
00:20:00,047 --> 00:20:02,117
Well, can we just forget
about the gout, sir?
298
00:20:02,287 --> 00:20:03,402
-No.
-No.
299
00:20:03,567 --> 00:20:05,683
-And l have an even bigger problem.
-What, sir?
300
00:20:05,847 --> 00:20:07,838
Explaining how a man walks
across the desert...
301
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,441
...in his stockinged feet
and winds up with saddle sores.
302
00:20:10,647 --> 00:20:13,559
Get your clothes on, wait for me.
l'm not through with you yet.
303
00:20:22,807 --> 00:20:24,559
Would you mind turning around?
304
00:20:25,727 --> 00:20:26,921
Too rich food.
305
00:20:27,087 --> 00:20:30,124
-That doctor, l do not think l like him.
-Well, if he caught you here...
306
00:20:30,287 --> 00:20:32,960
...l don't think he'd be too happy
either. You better beat it.
307
00:20:33,127 --> 00:20:35,163
-l wish to help.
-No.
308
00:20:35,327 --> 00:20:38,285
There's no way for you to get
me out of this spot, Jeannie.
309
00:20:38,847 --> 00:20:41,919
l've gotta tell the doctor the whole
truth. lt may mean my career.
310
00:20:42,087 --> 00:20:43,725
Well, then why tell him?
311
00:20:43,887 --> 00:20:46,117
Because, Jeannie,
the results of my survival test...
312
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,323
...are gonna be used
to train future astronauts.
313
00:20:48,487 --> 00:20:49,715
Only they won't have a genie.
314
00:20:49,887 --> 00:20:52,355
l can't let them send those
poor kids out in that desert...
315
00:20:52,527 --> 00:20:54,245
...thinking they'll make out
as well as l did.
316
00:20:54,407 --> 00:20:57,319
ls it any wonder l love you?
317
00:20:58,287 --> 00:21:01,802
He may be in better physical shape
but l bet l'm in better mental shape.
318
00:21:02,047 --> 00:21:03,719
Oh, hello, doctor.
319
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:07,163
Roger! Your feet, what happened?
320
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,005
Blisters this big,
that's what happened.
321
00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:11,681
Boy, you try walking on a desert,
you'll have blisters too.
322
00:21:11,847 --> 00:21:13,917
Only come to think about it,
you couldn't have...
323
00:21:14,087 --> 00:21:17,079
...because you didn't have any shoes
because l ate one of them and....
324
00:21:17,247 --> 00:21:19,477
Hey, wait a minute. Wait,
what did happen out there?
325
00:21:19,647 --> 00:21:22,320
Well, l've been trying to figure
out a way of telling you, doc.
326
00:21:22,487 --> 00:21:24,842
But Roger chose the hard way,
and l chose the easy way.
327
00:21:25,007 --> 00:21:26,122
Obviously.
328
00:21:26,287 --> 00:21:30,041
Captain Healy lost 1 2 pounds
travelling 30 miles in seven days...
329
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:34,166
...while you turned up three days
early, 7 5 miles from the drop zone...
330
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,921
...and looking like the guest of honour
at the gourmet's club.
331
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,647
Explain that. How come
you didn't let me in on the easy way?
332
00:21:39,807 --> 00:21:42,321
l wanted to, Roge, but l couldn't.
Well, what l mean is....
333
00:21:42,487 --> 00:21:43,715
-What? What?
-Well...
334
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:47,641
...while you were collecting cactus
and bones and feathers, l was....
335
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:51,163
l was having a big meal of chicken
soup and roast lamb and melon...
336
00:21:51,327 --> 00:21:53,602
...and there l was lying
in this beautiful silk tent.
337
00:21:53,767 --> 00:21:56,440
No fair. No fair.
That's my mirage he's doing.
338
00:21:57,047 --> 00:21:58,844
A beautiful tent and beautiful food?
339
00:21:59,007 --> 00:22:00,838
-No beautiful girl?
-There was in my mirage.
340
00:22:01,007 --> 00:22:03,123
-After l ate the melon....
-Don't listen to him.
341
00:22:03,287 --> 00:22:06,484
Aside from what was on the ground,
the only thing he ate was his left shoe.
342
00:22:06,647 --> 00:22:08,638
lt was my right shoe,
and l didn't eat it.
343
00:22:08,807 --> 00:22:11,605
Remarkable.
And the 7 5 miles?
344
00:22:11,767 --> 00:22:12,961
l rode most of the way.
345
00:22:13,127 --> 00:22:14,276
-On a camel?
-Yes.
346
00:22:14,687 --> 00:22:17,485
That was my mirage too. l must
have told him on the walkie-talkie.
347
00:22:17,647 --> 00:22:20,844
Of course you did.
You saw it, but he rode it.
348
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,077
-Very interesting.
-Wait a minute. Wait, doc.
349
00:22:23,247 --> 00:22:25,477
-You don't believe him, do you?
-Of course not.
350
00:22:25,647 --> 00:22:27,797
But the important thing
is that he believes it.
351
00:22:27,967 --> 00:22:30,197
A remarkable manifestation
of mind over matter.
352
00:22:30,447 --> 00:22:33,086
You see, Captain Nelson was
so convinced the food was there...
353
00:22:33,247 --> 00:22:35,442
...he not only put on weight,
he got the gout.
354
00:22:35,607 --> 00:22:38,280
And as for your camel,
he got the saddle sores.
355
00:22:38,647 --> 00:22:41,764
Then you don't think l'm crazy.
You won't kick me out of the program?
356
00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:44,316
Well, hardly.
We need men like you--
357
00:22:44,487 --> 00:22:46,125
Men of imagination
and determination.
358
00:22:46,287 --> 00:22:47,720
--if we're to survive on the moon.
359
00:22:47,927 --> 00:22:49,724
Thank you, sir.
You'll never regret this.
360
00:22:49,887 --> 00:22:53,357
l'm recommending you for the most
difficult mission we have yet devised:
361
00:22:53,527 --> 00:22:55,563
Operation Extinction.
362
00:22:56,487 --> 00:22:59,638
Look, Roge.
This is.... Roge?
363
00:23:05,247 --> 00:23:06,600
Then l'm really going with you.
364
00:23:06,767 --> 00:23:09,156
l wouldn't tackle
Operation Extinction without you.
365
00:23:10,207 --> 00:23:11,879
l'm so pleased.
366
00:23:12,047 --> 00:23:15,198
You will love the desert of
Saudi Arabia. l know a pool there.
367
00:23:15,367 --> 00:23:16,516
Oh, l bet you do.
368
00:23:17,007 --> 00:23:18,679
All right. ln your bottle.
369
00:23:18,847 --> 00:23:20,200
-But--
-ln.
370
00:23:26,327 --> 00:23:27,726
l'm sorry, Jeannie.
371
00:23:27,887 --> 00:23:29,923
l know this is a dirty trick
and l hate myself...
372
00:23:30,087 --> 00:23:33,045
...but l'm going to accomplish
this mission on my own.
373
00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:36,278
With nothing going for me.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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