Original subtitles

- Somebody's in here, motherfucker! - Then hurry the fuck up!

Hey, Šero! What's taking so long? D'you fall in?

I'm almost done.

What the? Where's the fuckin toilet paper?

I'm gonna have to piss off the fucking balcony! Get the fuck out of there!

Get out of there! Come on, damn it!

You selfish jerk!

Learn to flush, goddamn it!

You think life's like a cartoon? It's hard for us birds, too.

Rubbish! People give you bread. They give me poison.

I'm sick of this shit.

You still here? Tell me, what's he bitchin about now?

Feelin sorry for himself, Šero. Says life is unfair.

...that being a rat's really fucked-up.

I told you to stop using that word!

What word? "Rat" or "fucked-up"?

Yes, it's "rat", you ass hat!

Hey, cut the crap!

Decisions have to be made for tonight's party. Is it gonna be fish or beef?

Ooh, I know...what was that the second thing, again?

- Was it fish? - "Was it fish?"

Yes, it was fish! But you don't know how to fish, do you?

You know I can't swim...I'm a Land-Gull.

You wanna go drown? Be my guest.

Shut the fuck up! I'll get fish. You get the booze.

Get off your lazy asses, and get on it. Hopeless.

Okay, okay, but I gotta warn you...it's gonna be hard without cash.

Stop making excuses. Do I look like I care?

You're a thief, so go out and fucking steal something.

Looks like this our cue to get out of here.

Enjoy the music. Let's go.

Fuck! I hate this town!

"Based on the Legendary Comics by Bulent Ustun"

"Anima Istanbul presents"

"Bad Cat"

Šero!

Yo! Šero! Buddy!

Šero! Šero!

Šero! Where are you ?

What the hell?

You call that shit music?

A deafened-down choir would sound better!

- Fuck you! - It sounds like your mama gave up the cello...

...took up the chainsaw and used it to saw through her fat ass!

Shut your cat flap!

- Hey Šero! It's me! Boss! - Who is it?

Šero! Boss! It's Blackie!

You gotta come! Right away!

It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

She's the cat's meow to your howl...

She's the ... that's only if you're interested.

I mean, of course.

- What do you think? Pedigree? - Oh yeah.

Siamese! Clean, soft, curvy, real classy.

Like me! Heheheh

Well, I guess it'll be a while, before they get back with the fun stuff.

So yeah, why not? Siamese, huh?

Are they the ones with the flat nose and the bushy tail?

No, no, no, they're prudes.

These ones have the velvet boots...real sexy.

- Oh! Do you think she'll like my fine ass? - You betcha! How could she possibly say "No"?

No clam-jam here, bro. She's prime cat tenderloin, ready for roasting.

...but you gotta come now, or she'll be gone.

Hey, can't you learn some respect, fat kitty?

You cut off my credit and you want respect? Stupid old spice!

No credit for you, ever again!

One day Karma will catch up with him.

Excuse me, sir! I'm looking for someone?

What am I? The Information center?

Use your phone like the other kids, okay?

Hey...aaa...

Tell me what she likes, I've got a party to plan...

So I wanna skip the small talk and get straight to the point.

- Oh, a party? Can I come? - Just tell me!

Ah, man, you'll love her.

They call her "Princess"...She's all curves

...a tight little fur ball, built for comfort, not for speed.

Just lay back and enjoy the ride.

And all she would say is, "Ride, Šero! Ride!"

You did that so good, I almost came in fur.

All part of the service.

Did you know I'm starting Furbook, the cat-on-cat hookup app?

Blackie! You went back to pimping?

No, no, this is legit.

Do you know how hard it is to get laid in this city?

Even in season.

The Pedigrees find husbands, and we get a piece of the action.

- Are you gonna have booze at the party? - Of course, I got it all under control.

Ah! 100 per cent Proof at 5 'o clock!

Shit! I lost it.

Nice cologne.

- What is it? "Eau De Rodente"? - Shut up!

Chill, dude. I gotta say...it's an improvement.

Yes right! Shut the fuck up, and fly!

Anybody ever tell you? You've got a negative attitude.

Yes, and I'm POSITIVE you're an idiot!

Purr, kitty! Purr!

They say this breed dates back 2000 years to China.

Only an Emperor could have her.

So, of course, I thought of you, my friend!

I also thought maybe...you should have a new name.

"Chairman Miao"

Hello, my little Princess.

You are so cute. I want to eat you up and kiss your kissy face.

Awww look what you did? You signed it.

Oh shit, I'm late again.

Not now...

I have to go.

Okay, Princess! I'll be back soon.

You be a good girl while I'm gone.

Come on!

Hey baby! I'm Šero...let's get busy.

Let's move.

What the? Flying furs...fuck aiyaiyai...

I think she likes me.

What just happened?

- She could've just said "no". - Shit! What have we done?

Is she dead?

Oh, man!

Šero, Šero, Šero! Quickly! Let's go!

Don't panic, it's not our fault.

She obviously had intimacy issues.

He's back! Shit!

Ok, Ok, hang on!

Princess!

Hello? Princess!

Sweetheart?

Princess? No!

Princess! Princess! Princess! My baby!

No!

He's losing it! We gotta get out of here, now!

I love you! Wake up!

Umm..It was an accident! We just...she just...

Tell him, Šero!

- I swear, it's the truth! - That's enough!

Oh no! I'm hit, Šero!

- Blackie? - Buddy...

Tell the boys...that, that I died as I lived...3 inches deep.

Oh, Say can you see...c'est la vie...

I need a drink!

- Šero! - Šero!

Šero? where are you?

Where is he?

Where the fuck is he?

Hey, you tell him, okay?

- I sure don't want to... - I won't have to tell him...

- He'll know, he always does! - Yeah! Ehehehe

That's true.

Hey! Šero! I've got a surprise for you.

Get out of my face, old man! I'm in no mood for surprises today.

No, no, trust me, you'll LOVE this one.

So, you've finally come to your sense? Great, give me a beer.

Hey, what? No!

Not that. Paws off!

Look who's here.

- What's that? - Hello, my name is Taco.

Papa!

- It's talking to me. - What are you talking about?

He looks just like you. It's incredible.

Since when do cats have sons?

Trust me, kid. You're better off without him.

He's a lost cause.

Ah, there he is...He's empty-handed too.

That's great, but it means WE're gonna starve tonight...

...and you call ME an idiot.

Can you please come, son! You can't cancel at the last minute.

...but it's only once a year.

I've your favorite ready.

Please reconsider. We're having fish.

It's already in the fridge.

It's been so long since you last visited, come!

Wait! Who...who...Who is there?

Stop!

Where did that come from?

I got the fish. Start pouring the booze.

It's time for us to drink.

- What's wrong, bro? - He didn't make it.

Who's "He"?

You know, Blackie the Pimp.

- Slain like a dog. - May he rest in peace.

Let's put a glass out for my friend.

Hey! Where's the booze?

We couldn't find any.

It's so dry, birds are building nests with razor wire.

There's nothing. Nada. Zip.

You're a moron! But what's your excuse?

We don't work for you! We are supposed to be friends!

But Mister "My-Jaw-is-Twice-the-Size-of-my-Head" couldn't give a shit what we went through today.

Too right! I don't care!

Screw it! I'm outta here.

You ungrateful son of a She-Cat-Hag!

We bust our asses for you and all you can do is insult us!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Excuse me!

Who are you?

He looks like a mini Šero.

The poor kid...

Yes!

Water?

Motherfucker! You drank it all!

You know other people live here, right?

- Selfish prick! - You ingrate!

Cows produce more milk when played classical music...

Plants, grow taller...but you grow FAT and UGLY!

You call that shit music? You suck!

You wouldn't know good music, if it fucked you in the ass!

- Screw you, Tank! - Šero!

..and what use are you?

You don't bother to feed me, or get me any booze!

...but you still stretch your fat ass around, claiming to be a goddamn cat lover!

Can I get a moment of peace? Just one!?

- Get out of here, you loser! - I'M a loser?

When did you last get laid?

You're too busy stroking your noise-maker!

- What?! - She's all you care about!

Leave her out of this! Šero!

- Miserable hater. - Damn it, Šero!

Look what you did to my Lulu! You violated her!

Who is it?! Fuck!!!

It's your landlord.

That monster! Hideous...man-faced...freakshow piece of...

Ahahah...Ok, lady! Let me just put this down.

- What did that cluck-hole do now? - I can't breathe...

- Are you OK? - Silence!

Don't call me "Lady"! Besides, you're as bad as him!

- ...haven't paid a cent in months! - Really? You sure?

For years and years and years and years and years, you've taken advantage of me.

- I have had enough! You're both evicted! - But...

I want you out of my apartment, NOW!

I hope a big fat bone gets stuck in his throat, and he chokes!

The little bastard stole your fish, huh?

How 'bout...I tear him in half, and stuff him like a muppet... ...as a present to your grandson?

Too little, too late.

- Please? - Shut up!

I can't believe that I'm going to...say this ...

But I'll give you one more day to pay up.

- One day?.......How? - Not my problem.....Have it tomorrow...

...or I'll have the police throw you out on the street. You hear me, lowlife bum?

- Be reasonable...please. - One day, that's it, got it?

Okay, then...let me get the door for you.

Goddamn it!

Why's he here?

He's really funny, Šero.

Where've you been hiding him?

His sense of humor must come from his mother.

I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but you're not wanted here.

- But dad, I'm your son! - Do you have any idea how much seed I've sown?

Is nothing to be proud of. Think they all call me "dad"?

- Get lost! - Chill out, Šero!

Stay out of it!

- But, dad! - Get the fuck out of here!

- But ... - Get moving!

It was so hard to find you and I only just got here.

Good-bye.

Dude, that was harsh...even for you.

- What is it? - It's time to die!

Now! Your ninth life is over.

Finito! You...understand?!

What on earth is it now, Tank?

Come on...they have some things to work out.

Yeah, no shit.

I take...and take...and take!

Well...No more, cat!

You and I are through.

Get out of here! Go!

- Now! - What are you talking about?!

You're the one that's supposed to pay the rent!

From now on, you're on your...OWN!

A stray! Vagrant! Bastard! Bastard!

To hell with him!

What kind of father turns away a nice boy like you?

Come, live with me. You can be my kitty.

You know I have plenty of food, yes?

...and all the milk that you could ever want, huh?

There's nothing for me here! Nothing!

I know when I'm not wanted. I'm getting used to that.

- Thanks anyway, Semi. - Okay, okay.

But, at least let me give you some food.

I've lost my appetite. I gotta go.

Yeah, yeah...goodbye then.

Take care, my little friend.

So much for friendship!

I don't need that jerk-off. I'm my own man.

He's the bastard...not me.

I really need to get some pussy...right now.

It's the end of the road, "Snow White"!

You've got two choices.

We can do this the easy way, or the fun way.

Or...the hard way...very hard...pun intended.

Hey, baby!

Looks like fun. Can I join?

- What's your name? - My, my name? Misket.

"Miss cat"? So you're not a "Mrs" then...

Scram, alley cat. She's ours...

Now, where were we, beautiful? Before we were interrupted by these pound-hounds?

Shall we get out of here...and ditch them flea-bags?

You...bastard!

- What did you say? - Bastard!

- Bastard? - Bastard!

- I'm a bastard? - Damn right!

So let's get this straight...

- He, he didn't mean it. - Yeah, I did.

- Maybe you should take it back? - No chance.

- I'm a bastard? - You deaf?

Say it one more time, you neutered son-of-a-mutt!

Bastard! Bastard! Bastard!

Bastard! Bastard! Bastard!

"Brain Frontal Lobe"

- He moved. - You crazy? You need to sleep.

- But his heart's still beating. - But that's impossible.

His brain's in a jar.

Stop! Stop!

Princess?

Princess! Princess!

Šero!

Revenge!

Šero!

My hero! He saved my life.

This is a dangerous neighborhood for a girl like you.

So I see...we just moved here.

I wanted to check out the neighborhood, but then those thugs started chasing me.

- ...and if you didn't come along... - No problem...at your service.

- You're so sweet. - Really?

Let's cut out the chase.

- Isn't that a little direct? - Of course.

- We don't even know each other. - Fine. We do it your way.

Misket, Šero...Šero, Misket.

...and they say romance is dead. Try asking me out on a date.

Are you serious? We...We're cats, not people.

We meet...we shag...

Okay, Šero! Bye-bye!

Okay, okay, okay, fine. You win.

- Misket! - My owner's calling me, it's dinner time.

Stay! I'll give you a little bit of Šero time.

Honey! I'm pure Angora...you can't afford my time.

- So, you're a pedigree, huh? - Of course, what are you?

Tabby, what's wrong with that?

A Tabby? Is that even a breed?

Not today, it seems.

Perhaps we can meet here later...if you like.

- Oh, I like... - You're eager...

Oh, I'm not really known for my patience...

Thank you, Miss..Can I have another?

Oh...hehehehehe...

When the moon is high, I'll be here.

Is this be love?

Fuck off!

She kissed me.

I'm in love.

I'm in love.

Fuck you all. Šero's in love.

Furball-loving love.

Love! I'm in love!

Šero!

Die!

This head is damned...

in...revenge!

My good man, Semi! Isn't life beautiful?

No, it isn't...and you are still cut off.

- Let me ask you something. - What now?

I need some advice...uh, a recommendation.

- Not for free! - I met a girl, Semi! I'm in love.

You think I will help you get another girl in trouble?

- I don't think so. - After all I've done for you?

I just wanted to give her a gift, something special...and I wanted your opinion.

- So? - Is a bottle of wine, a good gift?

And you'll pay for this bottle of wine, HOW?

Come on Semi, don't be like that.

- How 'bout a beer? - You really are quite thick.

What's wrong with you? To win a woman's heart, you don't give her liquor.

- You give her flowers. - So give me flowers.

I've got bread...in the shape of a flower, but only for something called money.

- Ah, screw you! - Go on, go on, leave!

Cassanova!

He's adorable.

- Here you go, little guy! - I'm gonna play tether-cat with that Šero...

- Come on! Take it! - Let's get the others and fuck him up.

- This is our turf! - Here you go! Come on!

I've had some beatings before..

- but nothing quite like that pounding. - Well, he'll be puss-in-boot soon. He's dog meat.

- Here... - Excuse me!

I feel like...my insides are on the outside.

A fucking alley cat!

Why is his head so big? It's unnatural.

He must be on growth hormones, or something.

He'll get his.

Šero!

You die!

Šero?

Šero!

Šero!

Hwy, he's looking for him too.

Šero?

- Where...Šero? - Uhh, I know where he is, mister.

- What the hell? - Šero!

I got you some flowers. You like them?

You like flowers? Take it! Goddamn it!

For you! For you! For you!

Fucking flowers!

Like that's gonna work.

Pull it together, man!

You are as sweet as this...

Gosh! Can I be more of a pussy?

I can't do this.

I'm outta here.

- Hi, handsome! - How long have you been there?

Eww, they smell like shit!

Grown with colonic filtration. It's the latest technique.

- You're cute. You know that? - ...and you're wonderful.

Open your eyes!

How do you like that? Huh? Bastard!

Bastard! Bastard!

- Bastard... - How'd that feel, dirtbag?

- You literal sons of bitches! - He is MINE! All mine!

Mine! Mine!

I thought you died already!

Šero?

You're...dead...now.

Princess's dead...miss kitty is dead!

Let her alone! She had nothing to do with it!

Come after me, you zombie prick!

Revenge! Revenge!

Go get him!

Mini Šero.

You're mine!

- Princess! - Life goes on, skull cap!

Papa!

Leave me be! I just wanna get laid!

This little one is so sweet. Is he your son?

- He wishes he was... - Yeah, I'm his son.

- My mother's name is Mimosa. - Mimosa?

- From old China Town? - That's her.

- A brunette, right? - Yeah, that's her.

I don't know her, get outta here!

Hang on a second! You only just met him?

Twice, but he keeps giving me the brush-off.

I should go. You two have a lot of catching up to do.

No, you will stay...he'll go. Been nice knowing you, kid.

Why don't you go back to your mama, okay?

Tell her...Šero called, and he wants his comeback. Hahahaha.

So, why don't we get out of here?

- My mom's dead! - Huh? Mimi's dead?

How?

- As if you care! - Wait, kid!

Wow! That sucks.

- You're just gonna let him leave? - He's fine, you saw him before.

He can take care of himself.

"Fine", huh?

Yeap, yeap, yeap! Yup! Stop!

Tank! Tank!

Open the fucking door!

You're makin' me look bad in front of my girl!

John wouldn't do this to Garfield.

Goddamn mouth breather.

- He came to see his father. - His father?

When do cats have fathers?

- We're not people. - You are my dad!

Right!

Not bad, kid...not bad.

Next time, don't use your wrist...next time, do it from your shoulder.

Watch! Like this!

Thanks. I'll try that next time.

All right. Let's get something to eat.

Thank God, I'm so hungry.

I can eat my own food twice.

Kid, did you meet the guy from grocery store?

- Yes. - I have an idea.

Hey, Semi...got any empty boxes?

I might have a couple...out back...with the rats.

What about the money you owe me?

- You have the money, right? - Do I look like a bum?

Incredible!

- Yes, you do... - Semi?

- What? - Semi!

Not you, again!

- The cat's in the cradle - Šero's giving me a chance to stay.

- Isn't it great? - Oh...Are you sure?

- What's in it for him? - There's nothing.

- He's a changed cat, I swear. - Unlikely.

And what is this chance to stay, he talks about?

If you must know, I'm on a mission from God.

Who the hell does he think he is?

- ...them Blues Brothers?

The thing is...I can only stay if I get some booze.

Or I'm out...permanently.

No way, not a drop...he's on his own.

I can't help you. No more credit for that moocher.

Okay, thanks. I understand.

You were my last hope of staying.

- Farewell, Papa! - All right...okay...

You got me...and what else do you want?

4 fried chickens and a coke.

Mini Šero!

Dad! Help!

- Let me go! - What now?

Can I have just one moment of peace?!

Revenge! Revenge!

Dad!

Taco!

Hang on, kid! I'm coming!

This guy's really fucking up my day!

- Two of the cats, one's down! - Your breath stinks!

Kill me if you want but don't breathe on me!

Yo, whatever you do, don't slow down!

Follow my lead, pizza boy!

Go! Go! Faster! Get him!

Time to die!

Come on! Get closer, pizza boy!

Yes, angry kitty!

- Come on, grabb my hand! - Can't reach it!

Papa!

Dad!

I wanted a drink, but ...

I thought you were a goner. Look out!

Dad, grab my hand.

Thank God, you're okay.

I want these boarded up tighter than a cat's behind.

You! Get lost!

You're not welcomed here!

If I catch you, I'll turn you into a minx sweater!

Haven't you got a hint yet?

And don't come back!

Hey, easy rider...thanks for the lift. This is us...

Your girlfriend is gone!

...And don't even TRY to come in!

You are locked out for good!

Misket!

Taco, what's going on?

Misket! Misket!

Misket!

Where are you, Misket? Damn it!

Fuck my life!

Step back, everybody! We need more room! Move it!

Come on, back off people, come on...

You heard the man!

Okay? Pull!

Oh shit! Who is that? Is he dead?

- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - Look out! Hey!

Šero!

Ugh! About fucking time.

- Hey! Rifki? - You got the wrong bird, fatty.

I'll give you the "right" bird, jerk!

- Dude, my wings are gonna fall off! - Harden up bird-man, just a little bit further.

Come on, let's go check out downtown, okay?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...wait a minute.

Ughh...I can smell it. The nose knows!

That way! It's coming from the tower!

- Can we trade places? - If I was going to trade places...

...it would be with a squirrel...no traps, no rat poison...

They get respect!

Hahaha. Are you kidding? You'd make one ugly-ass squirrel.

That's enough! Come on...come on, get closer.

Are you insane? I can't jump from here.

When you hear me whistle, come and get me, okay?

You! Pull over, now! Hehehe

Mirthan, my homie...what up?

I can't believe it's you. Heheh

Been a long time...got some of the good stuff on you?

Yup!

Air quality's getting worse, dude!

Talking chimps are screwing it up for everyone.

Hey! Watch it!

What's wrong with kids today?

Fuck!

- You still working the docks? - No, no, no...

Enjoying retirement, and you? You still spotting for robberies?

Yeah, kind of...but it just keeps getting harder.

No time in the small time.

Where the fuck were you?

- Hang around with a feather up your ass? - Stop hitting me.

- You're an idiot! - I'm sorry...

- I ran into Mirthan and we were talking and...ow... - I almost died!

- I could've died, motherfucker! - Chill, dude!

What were you doing? Telling more Steven "Sea-gull" jokes? Well?

Birds of a feather can go fuck themselves together!

We're done! We're over! Stick a fork in it!

- I told you, I'm sorry. - Too little too late!

I'm sure she'll be back soon.

I don't think so...

What do you know about women anyway?

Hmmm, well, miss Misket, she seems really nice.

Nice is boring...you're boring.

You don't drink or smoke...and your conversation sucks.

..and all you talk about is booze and women...

You're not interested in having a real conversation...

- I'm out! - Wait up...

What's got four legs, a tail, and always lands on his feet?

We're about to find out...

...and get me some cigarettes!

Rifki, watch out! Barbed wires!

- Where the hell have you two been? - Everything got fucked-up, dude.

I don't give a rat's ass! No more excuses!

- Where's the fucking drink? - I'll give you a rat's ass, fat bastard!

How 'bout asking if I'm okay?

- I could've fucking died! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey guys...guys...

We're grown animals. Stop acting like humans.

Stay out of this!...And he's no animal, he's a man!

A man! Look...at the size...of his head!

I'm warning you, vermin. I'm not in the mood!

I've had enough bullshit today! I don't need it from you!

Like you have problems? You've been on your ass all day!

Oh, yeah? I tried to get laid, she gets electrocuted...

A freak kills my friend...so, I kill him...

He comes back to life, so I kill him again...

I'm called a bastard, then one actually shows up...

...then I fall in love, but she disappears!

No sex! No food! No booze!

And you think you got it bad?

I think he's in pain...

Fuck all of you.

Leave me alone until you can fix this.

Okay, I guess it's up to me.

Don't worry, it's fine...Riza will fix it.

Okay, think...look at those fuckers...

Safe and warm in their houses. Maybe I need to think like a human...

...not a rodent. So, what do I need?

Money! With money, we can buy...anything...we need!

How're we gonna get money? I ain't getting a job.

Think about it! The mouthbreathers don't play by the rules.

So why should we? They take what they want...when they want.

And then store it away like fucking squirrels for winter.

It's time we take back this city from the ones who've forced us to live on the streets like vagrants!

All right! Let's go take it!

We're here!

- What? Rob a bank? - Why not?

- It'll be easy! - So, what's the plan?

It wasn't my idea, or was it?

Okay, this is it. I'll sneak in.

And open the door...mission accomplished.

Hey, good plan, Riza. I'll be the look-out.

Šero! Revenge!

- Princess! - Shut up, you looney-toon!

Captain, no matter how hard we beat the shit out him, he won't shut up.

- I don't know what to do. - What's a Šero?

- Dead! - You're a maniac! Lock him up.

- Šero! - Shut it!

- Šero, Šero... - Shut up!

He could use more fiber...in his diet.

- So, kid...any sign of him? - Nothing yet.

Oooh, yeah!

A mouse!

- What took so long? - I had to take care of business.

"Entrez, s'il vous plait" (Please, come in)

"La voûte" (The vault)

How're you gonna open it? Stink it open?

646 Hardly, I'm an expert at locks.

Gimme a boost!

Ughh...so, guess a number between 1 and 9.

I'm surrounded by idiots. Let me do it.

It's about to give..I heard it crack.

Ohhh...that was my back.

Well, that didn't work...what should we try next?

‫4 ,3 ,2 ,1

- How'd you do that? - Pure skill.

It's beautiful.

Hot-damn. That's a lot of cabbage!

"RECORDING"

Calling the attention of all units.

Robbery in progress at First National Bank.

The perps appear to be a pair of cats.

- ...repeat, cats! - Kitties?

All units respond immediately.

- This has got to be a joke, right? - Šero!!!

Stop fooling around!

Riza, let's go!

- We only need enough for tonight. - What's wrong with you, Šero?

And what about tomorrow? We should take it all!

Taco, help me carry it!

He's only just a kitten. That's too heavy for him, Rat-boy!

Greed is good! The 1 percent won't miss it.

Besides, it's insured. We gotta grab as much as we can.

Come on, take it.

C'mon! Come on, come on, come on, come on...c'mon!

You're being too greedy! Let's go!

All right, fine! It feels so wrong to leave it behind.

Ah, let's just get out of here.

You can't buy happiness, but you can steal it.

Ah, shut it!

Is that the cops? Oh shit!

Dudes, the fuzz is here! You gotta get out of there...NOW!!!

‫"Stashing is our job"

Hurry up! We've been busted, get the fuck outta there! Go!!!

Run!

"Police"

This is the Police!

- We're screwed now. - I'm out through the shitter...

What the hell? What about us?

Your head won't make it past the bowl.

Surrender! Come out with your paws up!

I'm really 'flushed' with cash now...heheheh

- Ah, shit! - Surrender!

The windows! It's the only way out.

- The glass is double-plated. - I know we can do this!

All we have to do is to put our heads together, Dad.

Aaahah! Šero?

- Stop! - Freeze!

- Fire! - Mine!

Šero! Taco, over here!

- Riza! - There is an open door!

Make a break for it, when they cease fire!

You can do it!

You better be right 'cause...if I die, I'm gonna kick your ass!

- Mine! - Stop!

Kitty, mine!

Riza, No!

Well, that was a 'Dog Day Afternoon'.

- Hurry up, kiddo. - Riza...is he okay?

Yeah, yeah...I'm sure he's fine.

Probably just hiding in the sewer, somewhere.

"Dikmen Construction"

What is he?

Zombie mouthbreather!

Taco! No!

Attention, men on the roof!

Uhh, it's a pair of cats up there, sir.

You cats up there! We know you have the money!

We've got you surrounded! There's no escape!

Taco?

Taco, wake up! Taco!

Please, Taco!

Wake up, Taco! Please!

Say something.........My son!

You cats! Surrender and you can go back to playing piano on the Internet!

Surrender, or else! We want that money!

Couple of cats robbed a bank?

- I don't believe it, how did they do it ? - Okay, people, move back!

Make room!

You want the damn money? Then take it! Take it!

Take it all!!!

Leave us the fuck alone!

Holy shit, look! Free money! It's raining money!

Move away! Now!

Go! Move away!

- But officer, please, I'm broke! I just don't know how to... - Don't touch it! I need 'em all...

- Money, Money, Money! - Get out of there!

"Hotel"

What the...!?

Hey! Hey, you! Move!

Come on! Šero?

What happened?

Hey! Šero!

What happened to the kitty? Was he hit by a car?

Or did you do something to him?

- I'm the worst father ever. - What do you mean?

He's been shot.

- He's dead... - Give him to me, now!

Wait! You moron!

"Vet Clinic"

"Closed!"

"Vet Clinic"

"Vet Clinic"

Šero?

Uh, disinfectant...No, wait! Cognac! No, whiskey!

I've got whiskey!

Gauze, cotton, fucking shit!

Fuck me! Where the fuck did I put them?

Goddamn boxes! Make yourself useful, man up!

Is this it?

Let me see! Shit! He's still bleeding!

Come on Taco, you can't die!

Taco, you're a fucking cat! You got 9 lives, goddamn it!

It's taken you an hour of time to climb ten stairs!

Cut me some slack, man...

I was born to fly...ughhhh.

- ...not walk. - OK.

Hold on...

Šero, you made it.

Man, that was some crazy-ass shit.

What happened to the kid?

He saved my life...stupid.

- How can we help? - Stop, he needs to rest.

Pup's gonna wake up a wealthy boy, right?

What's the total score? How much?

You got the money, right?

There is no money! I threw it away! All of it!

No! What the fuck? After all we went through!

- Be quiet! All of you out! - Me too?

Especially you! The boy stays here! Go on! Get out! Now!

- He's my son, I'll look after him. - Uhh...guys??

And how's that working out? You almost got him killed!

- But I did not...he's okay! - Bros...

- Hey... - Don't you get it, Šero?

It's over, we're over.

- Uh, dudes! - Thanks to you, we don't have a home anymore! Damn it!

Enough already!!!

I have some money.

Give me that!

Okay, this is for the back rent...this is next year's rent.

This is for the damage you did...this is for the fish you stole.

This is for the stress you've caused me!

And these...uh...uh...

...what you owe Semi...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

And...there's this left...uh?

What shall we do with it?

- Give me a hair. - You love it, right?

- God bless you. - ...it was a little tricky at first.

Every time I try to get her from behind, I get whacked by her tail.

Anyway, as we were getting hot and heavy, her father shows up...

- Here you are...it's Turkey's finest. - Awesome!

- Look at you, got the munchies. - ...so?

And then the old man says, he doesn't want his daughter dating a rat...

Then he said, I don't have enough cashews to support her.

- Can you believe that shit? - You're making this shit up, huh?

Later that night, I went to her tree...and he belted me with acorns.

That's when I decided...no more squirrels.

But they're just like you...they're fucking nuts!

Up yours, bird brain!

In honor of this scrumptuous feast, I'd like to play something.

- What? And spoil the fun? - No way...

- Shit! - That's the problem these days...

No appreciation for the classics. No class.

Now, he's gone...let's get this party started!

This sucks. She's gone for good.

- Can you please pass the water? - What are you doing? You don't drink it with water.

- You're gonna get too drunk to fly . - No shit.

Hah! Are those my gas tanks? What's this?

- Šero! - Misket!

- Everyone...die! - The only one to die will be you!

Hey! That's my cat!

Tank!

You mess with my family, you mess with the Tank!

- Bravo! Well done! - Kick his ass!

- Bravo! - Yeah!

- You finish it. - Oh, no, no, no...I couldn't.

- Really! It's fine... - Well, okay if you insist.

Psycho!

Looks like the circus is in town.

- Happy New Year! - Happy New Year!

Happy New Year.

I thought I wasn't...good enough...for you.

Had me at "Meow".

Misket!

Ugh! Great! I'm never getting laid.

Well, I've never liked the word "never".

...and there is no time like the present, what do you say?

Let's make tabbies together!

(Caption corrected by METALXONE)

(...PAINSTAKINGLY CORRECTED by METALXONE!!!!)