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What are you up to tonight?

Uh, going on a blind date.

Oh, cute.

Send him a photo, you know, to keep it kind of blind dated.

He wanted to see what I was wearing.

Cute.

Well, why is your face not in it?

Well, because it's a blind date, so I don't want him to see my face yet, which

is the rest of me, and he has to kind of see the outfit.

Okay. That's why.

That's cute.

Thank you.

He's going to come over, so do you mind maybe going away?

Because he always takes my guys, and it's not cool.

I really like this guy.

No, yeah. I can go grab some food or something.

That's fine. Yeah.

Put it in your space. No, it's fine.

Funny business.

No, it's fine.

Okay.

Do I look okay? Oh, yeah. Super cute.

Hello?

Really?

Um, yeah, I, um, yeah, yeah, I could come in.

Uh, it'll take me a minute, but yeah, I'll be right over.

Yeah, okay, okay.

My boss asked me to come in and, you know, yeah, and I'm a little,

I really want to meet this guy and he's really sweet.

I don't want to ask this, but can you let him in? I'm going to run to the

and let him in when he comes and tell him to make himself at home and I'll be

right back.

Yeah. Plenty of business. I'll be right back.

Gotta run to the office.

Yeah, that's cool.

I'll let him in.

Promise? Mm -hmm.

Okay. I really like this guy. Okay.

Please. I'll be good. I have to change.

Well, I guess you have a house to yourself a little bit. A little bit.

No.

I will not.

Do you mind handing me the jeans and the tan top in the closet? And the shoes?

Please.

Yeah, it's like right when you walk in.

So disappointing.

I haven't even gotten a chance to wear that outfit yet.

Well, then I hope the date will go fine.

Keep it down.

Thanks. You can borrow it anytime you want.

I totally almost, like, zipped in my blush hair.

Have you ever done that before?

That would be horrible.

God. Jesus Christ, do you have a blush?

Oh, yeah.

It's been coming in quite naturally.

Okay, I gotta run.

No funny business.

Be good, please.

Do you mind putting that picture?

Go ahead, go.

Are you Jenna? Yeah, I'm Jenna.

Nice to meet you.

Wow, you're beautiful.

You too.

Thank you.

So I was thinking we skip all the cheesy date stuff and get right to the kitten.

Really? Yeah.

Wow, you're doing a really good job.

Thank you.

You're not Jenna?

No. Of course he's not Jenna.

Look, man, I mean, sorry.

Sorry. You always do this to me.

What's wrong with you?

Um, you know, I'm done with you taking what's mine.

Well, there you go, sis.

That's, you know, that's all I ever really wanted for you.

To take charge and take hold of that cock. You shut up.

That's all I wanted for you. If I didn't take them, someone else will.

You gotta get down on these cocks just like you are.

Is that why you always take all my guys?

Yeah. And now that you've learned your lesson, I can show you a few tricks.

Fine, show me.

Go ahead.

Hello, date.

Is that what you imagined with the first date?

She's not gonna take her clothes off.

I didn't know you'd have such a big car.

Go ahead, start it.

Okay, move this to the bed. Okay.

There you go.

Ready?

You, you rise better.

After you do this.

Come on, if you're going to be in my date, you've got to, like, map it.

There you go. It's a little rough.

Yeah, you're way too rough.

Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

What? Come here.

I'm gonna

make a sandwich.

How do you do this? What do we do? Come here like you're gonna kiss me.

But my lips will be different.

Oh, okay.

Thank you.

Okay, enough of the games.

Are you watching this?

Yeah.

That's good.

Oh my...

I think it's my turn now.

Let's do my favorite.

Shake her ass.

Please stop. I want to see you shake her ass.

Do it. Go ahead.

Show me a little sweat, Eli. Come on.

Yes.

He doesn't know what's going on.

Thank you.

So long as you come.

I want that. I think that's fair. I want you to come all over her face.

Sit.

Sit.

That was a good first date.

Was that a good first date for you?

She doubled it more often.

You know what? I need to have my sloppy seconds.