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Dude, stop the car right here.

It's right over there.

Load the partition up.

And if my wife calls, tell her I'm in a business meeting.

Thank you.

So, how do you like your birthday on the drive?

Um,

let's take a little dictation.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

This means no good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, man.

Hello. Oh, hi, dear.

Oh,

yeah, tuna fish? Dog food?

Yeah?

Yes, open.

Comet?

Oh, brother.

Mr. Thomas is a great boss.

He should be happy. He's thoughtful, considerate, buys nice lingerie.

He promised to take me to Hawaii next Christmas.

But that man is pussy whipped.

Sometimes I wish he'd tell that bitch wife of his to shove off.

She checks up on him all day long.

God, man.

See what I mean?

Hello?

Yes, Mrs. Thomas.

No, Mrs. Thomas.

I'll be sure to tell him, Mrs. Thomas.

Hello, Jane, do you know where my husband is?

Mrs. Thomas, I do not know where he is.

I'll be sure to let him know to pick up the dog when he gets home from work.

Yes, Mrs. Thomas.

Bye, Mrs. Thomas.

Take me to my husband's office, Jim.

phone dear what's the matter too much pussy around here

joe let me call you back honey

can't you call first no i won't i'm sick of this we used to have a great sex

life now what is wrong with you can you just wait let's have dinner music wine

okay no i want you now

energy for me, haven't you?

You better.

Oh, you better.

You better not be sucking that near little speck of cherry.

No. I won't do that.

No. You better not.

Hi,

Jane.

Pardon my appearance.

My husband just fucked the shit out of me.

I'm sure you heard it through the walls.

He's a screamer when he's with me.

Is it like that way with you?

Whatever do you mean?

Never mind, never mind.

Well, I'm going to go home and slip into a nice hot tub and wait for my husband.

Ta -ta.

I'm home.

Hi. Hey, baby.

How was work?

Work?

Bad. Horrible.

You know, I'm tired of reporting to the female every day, you know? We should

get back on the road and do some traveling. Let me play that sax.

You know, sing.

Yeah.

I miss you.

Hey, what's wrong with your neck? Got a little click there.

Yeah, it's a little tense. Yeah, I kind of love it. How about your hubby giving

you a massage?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

So, you ready to get back on the road?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Do you love food?

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

I mean, I didn't want to get out of the jacket.

Oh, no.

Oh, really?

That's it.

Like this.

There you go.

Ah, yes.

One second. Yes.

And out.

There you go.

I miss you.

Let me see.

Good.

Peace.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Yes.

Oh,

yes, come here.

I knew that.

Come on, baby.

Thank you.

Oh.

That woman next door, the wealthy widow, she's got it made.

She's a different guy every day.

What a slut.

I'm definitely very, very jealous. I never get fucked like that.

Chapter 8.

Other ideas for chicken breasts.

This is no doubt about it. The chicken breast is just about the most popular

meat in the butcher's case these days.

Due to consumer demand, you can buy this white meat cut any way you want, on the

bone, off the bone, skin or skinless, and boneless.

I prefer meat on the bone myself.

Excuse me, ma 'am.

Hi,

I'm homeless. You think you might be able to help me out with something to

I prefer chicken breast.

So you like white meat breast?

I prefer chicken breast.

Well, I don't have any work for you, but if you could give me a massage,

I'll give you a bite to eat later, or I

can eat you.

So, you prefer chicken breath, huh?

Yeah.

I don't know what it is exactly. I just... I have a thing for big chicken

breath.

It must be hot once you take off your shirt.

Yeah, no idea.

Not bad.

Getting hungry.

Well, let me try to feed your hunger.

Why don't you come on top of me?

So, let's see what you've got in here.

That looks good.

Let me take these glasses off so I can see what I'm doing.

Oh, yeah.

That sure feels good.

There's so much meat on you.

Oh, God.

Let me open it for you.

You like that, huh?

Yeah. That big rooster.

Yeah.

Oh, these big chicken breasts.

I hate myself for watching.

Oh, fuck.

You let myself in touch again?

Yeah, take a...

I don't think I need it this way.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it feels so good. Oh, it feels so good to see my big white chicken thigh.

Oh, I like chicken.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, you like that, huh?

But I'll talk with her.

Oh, God.

Oh, man. This is good.

Oh, God.

I want to grease my gizzard.

Oh, I'm greasing.

Oh, that fried chicken.

At

last,

my fantasy has come true.

Where you come from?

And it's you.

I've waited for this so long.

Oh, my.

Yes.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

Oh, good.

That's it.

Oh,

yes.

Good.

Yes. That's it.

There you go.

Oh, yes.

Like that. Oh,

more.

Oh.

Oh.

There you go.

Just like that.

Let me have some of that.

You want some of that?

Come here.

Sit down and spread them.

Ah!

Oh yes, nice and tight.

Fuck me in my ass.

Fuck me. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, look, my hat.

Oh, look at that big black cock in there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, come on, baby.

Oh,

shut it. Go, baby.

I love it in my ass.

I want you

to

come all over me. Come on.

I want to see why you fucking come.

You're a black dick.

Oh, shut it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, come on, man.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Yeah, come on, man. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

God, am I fucking dead. Oh, yeah. Oh.

Hmm.

What are you doing in here butt naked?

Calm down, ma 'am. I just want to jump in the pool, take a nice swim, cool off

for a while. Please.

But this is my property. What are you doing? Look, ma 'am, I'm hot. I'm just a

pool, ma 'am. Yeah, but this is my pool.

Please. I just want to take a swim. That's all. I'm burning up from

Okay? Yeah, but I don't think that's right.

Here,

let me get your hand, all right?

Oh, sorry.

I didn't know.

Oh, it's all right. Don't...

That's

it.

Oh, yeah. Fuck this. Oh, yeah. Here we go.

All right. That's it, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you want some of this baby?

Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, come on, baby.

Honk if you want it.

Honky.

I guess he did deserve a little dip.

Henry's got a lot of money, and it makes great business sense if we buy his

shirt.

What do you think?

I think that I don't know what to think.

Everybody's fucking around me, except for me, and it's like, it's not fair.

new in this town. I don't know what to think.

Well, there's plenty for both of us.

Thank you.

I'm almost done.

a plan, Jane?

I don't know, Jane.

We'll see come Monday.

Business as usual.