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* *
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Ooh, look.
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The yearbook faculty pictures
just came in.
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Oh, don't show me.
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-I never like those.
-Okay.
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Okay, let me see.
Come on, come on, come on.
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Oh, God!
I told you not to show me.
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What are you talking about?
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You look cute.
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That's cute?
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That's what I look like?
So that's what you saying?
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You want to see awful?
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Huh. Look at mine.
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Aw. You look great.
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Great?
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I look like
Dog the Bounty Hunter.
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Well, I look like Shrek.
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Shrek the ogre?
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No, Shrek
the beautiful Black woman.
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Yes, the ogre!
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Calvin, would you sleep
with this hag?
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I don't see a hag.
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I would sleep with
that beautiful woman though.
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Nice.
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I should teach a class.
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Ooh, good morning!
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Calvin, I brought you your mail.
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Yeah. Thank you. It's garbage.
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Well,
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don't you want to see
what you got?
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Dave, I know what I got.
It's coupons, all right?
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Uh, I change my own oil,
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I don't need five dollars off
of a cheeseburger,
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and I... I don't want
a free consultation for Botox.
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It is a $30 value.
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But, Calvin, look at this.
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You got a letter from the city.
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Well, when was a letter
from the city ever good?
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Sometimes it's good.
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You know, I'm gonna read it.
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Here we go.
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"Congratulations, Mr. Butler."
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Ha.
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"You have been chosen
by your peers
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to be honored--"
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You don't read
another man's mail.
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"...to be honored with a rose
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on the Pasadena Walk of Roses."
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Well, all right!
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Oh. Well, what's so great, baby?
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You know those plaques they put
in the sidewalks in downtown?
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Oh, with the names
of great Pasadenians?
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Pasadonas?
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-What are we?
-Uh,
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I believe the term
is, uh, "Pasadini."
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And they're giving one
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-to Calvin.
-Nice.
-Guys,
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it-it's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal.
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It's just a way for the city
to show their appreciation
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for my numerous
outstanding contributions
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and accomplishments.
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Okay.
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Ooh, look at this, Calvin.
You also got
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this big thick one.
Look at that.
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Ooh. You've been summoned
for jury duty.
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Mm.
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I believe I've done enough
for the city.
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You keep that one.
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That's so nice for Calvin,
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getting his name
on the Walk of Roses.
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Uh, yeah, was it, uh,
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divine intervention or was it...
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Dave-ine intervention?
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No reaction to what I just said?
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I'm sorry.
I was looking at my picture.
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What?
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No, if I repeat it, it ruins it.
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Okay.
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Okay, what I was saying is
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that I'm the one who nominated
Calvin for the rose.
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-You are?
-Yeah.
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Why didn't you tell anyone?
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Well, because it would
kind of cheapen it
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if Calvin knew
that his best friend
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had been pulling the strings.
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When did you have time
to do all this?
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It wasn't that big a deal.
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All I had to do was tell them
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about Calvin's numerous
contributions to the community,
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write up a ten-page proposal,
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put together a quick PowerPoint,
and then get
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400 signatures on a petition.
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Okay, one,
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-you're a really good friend.
-Aw.
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And, two,
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you gotta get a job.
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* Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood *
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* Welcome to the hood. *
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Good morning!
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How's my favorite ghostwriter?
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Oh, damn. The pink box.
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Is that any way
to greet your agent?
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You always bring donuts
when you have bad news.
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You're so paranoid.
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What's in the box, Lisa?
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What's in the box?
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It's donuts.
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But it's fine. It's good.
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Mercedes read the first five
chapters of Brown Sugar Nights.
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And?
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-And her people sent some notes.
-Ah.
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And her other people
sent a few more.
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Oh. Great.
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-Man, look...
-Oh, don't get upset.
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These are just
a few little suggestions.
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Oh, so I don't have
to do this stuff?
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Of course you have to.
Are you insane?
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But these notes are
always such confusing nonsense.
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It would be so much easier
if I could talk to Mercedes.
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You can't just talk to her.
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What would her people do?
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I don't know
what her people do do.
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You know what?
I want to meet her.
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If you insist.
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But I am warning you--
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Mercedes is a monster.
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She once pushed a Kardashian
over the edge
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of an infinity pool.
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* *
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Ooh.
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-All right.
-I mean, what do you wear
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when you're being celebrated
as a local legend?
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I mean, I want to look formal
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but humble.
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I want to look impressive
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yet approachable.
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You know, fly but not superfly.
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You know what I mean?
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So what do y'all think?
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It's great. Yeah, it's nice.
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-I love it. I love it.
-Yeah, it's...
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-Awesome.
-It's-it's good.
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But?
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It looks a little like you're
the mayor of Emerald City.
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To be honest,
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it looks a little bit
like someone...
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stole your Lucky Charms.
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Which Batman villain has
all the question marks?
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-The Riddler.
-The Riddler.
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What? That's what it is.
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That's what it is.
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You got your nerve.
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You wear above-the-knee shorts.
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He-he didn't mean it, Marty.
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Marty.
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Aw.
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All right, well, never mind him.
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Baby, where's
your rose gonna be?
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Well, it says it's on the corner
of, uh, Azalea and Orange?
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-Azalea and Orange?
-Hmm.
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-I can't picture it.
-No, I'm sure
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it's gonna be near
all the other Pasadena giants.
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You know, like Jackie Robinson,
Oppenheimer,
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or the dad from Brady Bunch.
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You know, Calvin, we should
go down there and check it out.
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Definitely.
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But, first, I got to figure out
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what I'm gonna wear
to the ceremony.
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There's gonna be a million
photographers out there.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I'm gonna go make sure
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I still fit
into my wedding khakis.
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Oh, my God, Gemma,
we're gonna be photographed.
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I can't be.
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I look like Garth
from Wayne's World.
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You're beautiful.
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I look like somebody
just rescued me from a well.
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Wait a minute.
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Those coupons
Calvin got in the mail.
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There was a free consultation
for Botox.
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-Here it is.
-Oh.
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Well, I guess
it wouldn't hurt to get
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-a free consultation, right?
-Yeah.
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-Maybe we get a little glow-up
for the photos.
-Oh.
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-And it does have a $30 value.
-Yeah.
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We'd be stupid
not to at least hear them out.
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Okay, okay.
Well, party on, Wayne.
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That's mean.
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* *
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Malcolm Butler!
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We meet at last!
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Am I late? Are we late?
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Only, uh, 45 minutes.
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Oh, great.
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I was afraid
I was keeping you waiting.
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I'm sorry.
Let me get you another chair.
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Oh. No, no.
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She's not hungry.
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She ate yesterday.
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Um...
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Bernard?
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Why did you sit us
in the middle of the restaurant?
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Am I the owner
or the entertainment?
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Is this SeaWorld?
Do you expect me
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to clap my hands
and catch sardines in my mouth?
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My apologies, Ms. Selznick.
I, uh...
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I don't know
what I was thinking.
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No, no. Hey, look,
that-that's my bad.
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Bernard said
I could sit anywhere, so I...
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We can just move.
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-It's fine.
-Oh.
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We can move
in the restaurant I own?
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Thank you for mansplaining.
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Okay, um, I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.
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I know you are
a very busy woman.
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I just got, uh...
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I got turned around by the notes
on Brown Sugar Nights.
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Like when you say the book
should be "aspirational..."
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I never said "aspirational."
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Well, your people did.
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What did they mean by that?
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I don't know.
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That's why I'm here.
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Here you are, Ms. Selznick.
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Your usual.
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Why are my mussels not open?
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Am I supposed to wrestle them?
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You're absolutely right.
It's totally unacceptable.
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Uh, no, hey, Bernard, Bernard,
it-it's fine, okay?
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I will open the mussels.
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Don't talk to Bernard.
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What?
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First you pick the worst seat
in the restaurant,
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and now you're ordering
my staff around?
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-No, but-but-but--
-And here?
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In the restaurant
that my ex-husband built
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from the ground up and lost
to me because his lawyers
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were idiots?
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-But-but, listen--
-Oh, but-but-but-but-but!
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We're done here.
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Purse.
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Hey, Bernard?
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Can you box all this up?
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I think I just lost my job.
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*
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This is the place
where they plan on honoring me?
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It says the corner
of Azalea and Orange.
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Oh, my God.
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-What-what is that smell?
-Hmm.
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It's not azalea.
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And it's definitely not orange.
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You know, I don't want my rose
on this terrible street, man.
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Okay, well, come on. Look.
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Calvin,
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there's a St. Patrick's Day
headquarters.
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You know, they don't even have
that on Rodeo Drive.
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You know what else
they don't have on Rodeo Drive?
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A random wheel
with a boot in it.
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Okay, look, I get it.
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This street is a bit
of a fixer-upper.
261
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But this place has
real potential.
262
00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:00,600
It's got character.
263
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,736
That's not what I would call it.
264
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,338
Hey. What's up?
265
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,007
We got a problem here?
266
00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,944
You guys want to buy
a TV remote?
267
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,346
Where's the TV?
268
00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:15,916
Give me 15 minutes.
269
00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:22,122
A young entrepreneur.
270
00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,891
Now, that guy's going places.
271
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,759
He's going to steal a TV, Dave.
272
00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,194
Oh, yeah? Oh.
273
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,629
Then why is he over there
breaking into my car?
274
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,264
-Why's he breaking into--
Hey, stop that!
-Hey! Hey!
275
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,533
-Uh-uh! What are you doing?!
-Stop that, sir!
276
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,639
It looks good, right? I mean...
277
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,709
we didn't overdo it with
the radiance package, did we?
278
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,211
No. I mean, we didn't do
the ultimate package.
279
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,613
-That would have been crazy.
-Right?
280
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,959
I mean, looking at you,
281
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,995
I wouldn't even know
you'd done anything.
282
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,663
Oh. You, too.
283
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,398
You're just you, but...
284
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,000
smoother.
285
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,836
Mm.
286
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,504
I mean, you look like
you got so much sleep.
287
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:13,073
So refreshed.
288
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,375
That's how I feel.
289
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:18,779
-Oh!
-Mm!
290
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,849
There's my grandbaby!
291
00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:23,083
Mommy.
292
00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:25,618
What happened?
293
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:26,887
What do you mean?
294
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,957
Well, you're...
295
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,258
You're glowing.
296
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,896
-We got facials.
-Mm-hmm.
297
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:38,265
That's what facials
is doing now?
298
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,234
Amazing, right?
299
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,103
Mm-hmm.
300
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,172
-Little coochi,
coochi, coochi...
-There she is.
301
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,874
There's my little baby...
302
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,443
I'm sorry, Daphne.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
303
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:59,519
Do we look weird?
304
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:02,055
No, child. She just tired.
305
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,258
* *
306
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,898
Why do you hate money?
307
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:16,103
Fine. The meeting
was a disaster.
308
00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,105
But as my pops always says,
309
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,339
"All money ain't good money."
310
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:22,142
Your pops is wrong.
311
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:25,445
The woman flipped over
a seafood tower.
312
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,646
Oh, I know.
313
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,348
It's all over TMZ.
314
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:31,184
The entire Bravo universe
is talking about it.
315
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:35,956
See, this is what happens when
you don't go through the people.
316
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,293
Lisa, I am not going
to take a job
317
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,429
if it costs me my self-respect.
318
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,497
Self-respect? Ha.
319
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,633
You are a writer.
320
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:51,939
You know the two most common
words in a writer's obituary?
321
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:54,507
"Died penniless."
322
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,144
Okay, fine.
323
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,679
What do you want me to do,
go back and apologize?
324
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:00,948
Apologize?
325
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,315
No.
326
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,384
I want you to grovel.
327
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,686
*
328
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,089
It still looks good, right?
329
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,057
I can't tell.
330
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,291
Your screen is frozen.
331
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,793
I thought
your screen was frozen!
332
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,663
Oh, damn.
333
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,466
W-Well, don't worry.
334
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,568
It'll all be back to normal
in a few weeks.
335
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,837
A few weeks?
336
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,406
Got to go.
337
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,942
Well, the streak continues.
338
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:32,679
What a banner year it is
for David Seymour Johnson.
339
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,616
You know, Calvin hates
where they're putting his rose.
340
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:39,019
I'm sure
you're just overreacting.
341
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,923
Overreact-- Gemma,
I am underreacting.
342
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,425
Okay, I wanted
to honor my best friend
343
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,860
and I've hurt him.
344
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,662
Me and the 400 people
who signed my petition.
345
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,464
And I was very aggressive.
346
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,833
I'm banned
from Trader Joe's now, Gemma.
347
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,169
Trader Joe's!
348
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,407
And the worst part of all--
349
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,842
my own wife
won't even look at me.
350
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:05,712
Dave, of course
I'll look at you.
351
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:13,921
The cold disdain on your face
says it all!
352
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,490
*
353
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,763
You know, I can't believe
354
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,765
I have to go
to this stupid ceremony
355
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,034
and act like it's an honor.
356
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,335
I can't believe
357
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,938
I have to show my weird-ass face
in public.
358
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:37,477
Babe, you are still the most
beautiful woman in the world
359
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:38,979
to me. Mmm.
360
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,081
I can't move my lips, Calvin.
361
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,717
And you don't have to.
362
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,023
Nice. Nice.
363
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,662
Calvin, we need to talk.
364
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,031
Dave is really hurt.
365
00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,567
Oh, no. Did he try
to open a jar again?
366
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,102
No.
367
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:06,039
Because he's the one
who went to all that trouble
368
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,674
to get you that rose.
369
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:08,942
He did?
370
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,243
Why would he do that?
371
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:13,746
Okay, don't tell Dave
I showed you this.
372
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,149
But here's the letter
he wrote to the city.
373
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,585
"Seven years ago,
374
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:22,422
"my family moved
from a small town of 75,000
375
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,890
"to Los Angeles,
376
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,960
"a city so big
I couldn't comprehend it.
377
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,762
"I was scared.
378
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:32,332
"I didn't want my wife
and son to know it.
379
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,602
"And then one man
changed everything,
380
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,704
"not just for my family but...
381
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,340
for everyone in Pasadena."
382
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,209
Damn it.
383
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,510
What?
384
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,944
That son of a bitch
wrote the nicest letter
385
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,279
I ever read in my life.
386
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,949
* *
387
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,954
Malcolm. I'm glad you're back.
388
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,856
-You are?
-Yeah.
389
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,092
You were great before,
by the way.
390
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,094
Yeah, wait, uh, what was great?
391
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,962
You acting all confused.
392
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,297
"But-but-but."
393
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,932
And then when I flipped
the seafood tower,
394
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,567
your face was priceless.
395
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,835
My face was real.
396
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,038
I have post-traumatic
shrimp disorder.
397
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,541
Wait. Do you not know
what I was doing there?
398
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,975
Oh, my God.
399
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:19,179
Malcolm, my restaurant
is my stage.
400
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,613
People come here to see Mercedes
401
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,182
from The Trophy Divas
of Brentwood.
402
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,217
Once I saw some fans were
filming me, pfft,
403
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,852
shrimp had to fly.
404
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:30,457
Okay.
So, uh, that was all for show?
405
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:31,824
Yes.
406
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,161
My fans expect
a certain level of drama.
407
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,328
It's in my contract, actually.
408
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,397
Two public outbursts
a week, minimum.
409
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:40,800
Okay, so, uh...
410
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,135
I'm not fired?
411
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,503
Please.
412
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,039
I read your pages,
and I am very excited.
413
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,241
One tiny thing.
414
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,209
Okay.
415
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,778
They're just a little smutty.
416
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,880
Well, I can tone that down.
417
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:54,881
No, no, no.
418
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,015
They're just a little smutty.
419
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,051
I want them a lot smutty.
420
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,320
I'm talking smut city.
421
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,388
Can you do that?
422
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,622
Smut city?
423
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:03,956
I'm the mayor. Yeah.
424
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:04,991
I can do that.
425
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,659
Great. But keep it real.
426
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,496
You know, just like your story
about the boxer and the teacher.
427
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,132
Except filthy.
428
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,534
Wait a minute,
you read my story?
429
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,903
Yes. What,
you think I don't read?
430
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,271
Well, I-I...
431
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,807
Okay, maybe I misjudged you.
432
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,376
But, in fairness,
your tagline on your show is
433
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,179
"I don't read books.
I read bitches."
434
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,582
Well, between you and me,
435
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,050
I read both.
436
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,053
Okay.
437
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,725
Hoo-hoo! Dad.
438
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,493
I got to say, man,
I'm really proud of you.
439
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,495
Oh. Thank you, son.
440
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:45,432
I think this neighborhood
is kind of hip and funky.
441
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,867
Look, that motel has...
442
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,503
air conditioning and HBO.
443
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,905
Great. Maybe after this,
we can go get a prostitute
444
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,775
and watch the Entourage movie.
445
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,847
Where's Daphne?
446
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,282
I left her home.
447
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,617
Between the pack
of loose pit bulls and...
448
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,085
Mom's face...
449
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,158
Yeah, that's a good call.
450
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,897
Thank you.
451
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,533
Thank-Thanks, everybody,
for coming out here today.
452
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,170
You know, I got to say,
when I first saw
453
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,305
where I was getting my rose,
454
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,140
I was like, "Nah."
455
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:31,110
You know, this isn't the nicest
block in the neighborhood.
456
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:34,614
And-and-and, in fact,
it may be the worst.
457
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,817
But... then I read a letter.
458
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,388
A letter written
by this man right here.
459
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:42,755
Dave Johnson.
460
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:44,991
You showed him my letter?
461
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,226
I know
you didn't want me to, but I--
462
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,760
That's right. I'm Dave Johnson.
463
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,262
I wrote the letter.
464
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,598
Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave,
get up here, man. Come on.
465
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:52,832
All right. Okay.
466
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,934
-So--
-No, no. No, no, Dave. I got it.
467
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:56,035
Please. Come on.
468
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,237
Gotcha.
469
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,172
You know, Dave's letter
470
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:02,675
made me realize that,
even in a city this big,
471
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,477
any one of us
can make a difference.
472
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,948
So it's not where your rose is--
473
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,651
it's where your heart is.
474
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,053
And my heart is here
in Pasadena.
475
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,624
So, though this rose
may have my name on it,
476
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,760
it also belongs
to this man right here
477
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,862
who's become
one of my best friends.
478
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,130
One of?
479
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,400
Look, Dave,
480
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,470
I just want to thank you
for helping me realize
481
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:34,140
that it's not the neighborhood
who make the people.
482
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,176
It's the people
who make the neighborhood.
483
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,779
- Beautiful. Just beautiful.
- Am I right?
484
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,681
Am I right about it?
485
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,650
All right, well, good.
Good news, 'cause--
486
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,552
because I just want you to know
487
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,255
I have a bunch of shovels, rakes
488
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,557
and dustpans and trash bags
489
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,958
and we're gonna clean this up
together.
490
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,226
Who's with me?
491
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:57,764
Anybody?
492
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,366
-Yeah, I'm with you!
-Yeah!
493
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,534
There you go. Come on.
Guys, come on. Who's with me?
494
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:02,969
-Let's do it!
-Yeah.
495
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,404
-Let's clean it up.
-Come on. Let's make this
496
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,706
a block that all of us Pasadini
497
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,140
-can be proud of!
-Yeah!
498
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,577
Let's do this!
499
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,079
Good, good.
500
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,982
Uh-uh, Marty Butler!
501
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,149
Come back here.
502
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,118
* *
503
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,791
Okay, people.
504
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,058
Smile.
505
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,496
Okay, one more.
506
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,331
Everybody smile.
507
00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,804
Okay, the two ladies,
can I get a--
508
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:38,805
We can't smile!
509
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,507
Just take the damn picture!
510
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,743
I got your TV.
511
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,412
Get your ass off my rose.
512
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,681
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