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Every possible scenario

Has a scripted response Readily available.

Since I've gone through The training,

I'll show you the ropes.

[ringing]

Let's do this First one together.

Okay.

This one? Yes.

[beeps]

Peer hotline. We care.

[man] Yo, do you have prince albert in a can?

Sugar daddy, Stop cranking us.

yo, how'd you know it was me?

Yo, I don't know.

[mary] give me that phone.

sugar, you leave poor brooky alone.

she's dumped nic as her best friend. She needs private time

to reflect on her new independent lady life

and the hermes riding saddle I gave her this morning.

Mary, now that I've got you on The line, I don't have a horse.

all in time, new best friend for life. All in time.

bye, hon. See you at lunch.

[ringing]

Peer hotline. We care.

[boy] I don't know what to do. I can't take it anymore.

Relax. We're here to help.

I can't sleep. I can't eat.

school's become a never-ending nightmare.

Okay, what's going on? Tell us.

I'm being tortured. Today, I was called a rose of sharon.

yesterday was "Morning glory." the day before, "Daffodil."

Okay, um...

What part of this Botanical torture

Do you find so unbearable?

don't you get it? it's not about the flowers.

this person is insinuating that I'm gay.

if I was, I'd laugh it off, but I'm not.

and now everyone thinks I am.

it's like my choice has been taken away.

Tell us who it is. We can go to principal hall.

I'm not gonna narc. that'll just make it worse.

I feel so trapped. Do something.

I don't know what to do.

this was a bad idea. it's hopeless.

I'm not sure how much longer I can go on.

Okay, but...

[dial tone]

We have to find him. Did you hear his voice?

He was terrified.

Can you believe How cruel guys are?

Does testosterone Erode brain cells?

It's obviously some sick, Insecure, self-loathing...

Hey, tulip.

Loser.

Great.

[sighing]

♪ think it over once or twice ♪

♪ what lasts the longest in this life ♪

♪ character or rock-hard thighs ♪

♪ in the end do you believe ♪

♪ that beauty lies in what you see ♪

♪ 'cause if you do, then, baby ♪

♪ you've been deceived ♪

♪ well, me and b ♪

♪ we hate supermodels ♪

♪ it's just that I'm tired of being compared ♪

Ta-da!

Just getting in the mood

For the annual ford family Fishing expedition.

Thank you.

I wanted to talk To you about that.

I don't really feel Up to it this year.

No, mom. No sitting in the cabin Reading issues of mccall's.

This year, you're gonna be out On the boat, reelin' 'em in.

I think I'm coming down With something.

You've used that excuse Two years in a row.

Now, come on, you're going.

I'll even clean the fish this Time. You just have to go.

What else could possibly Stand in your way?

I'm leaving Your father, josh.

I'm moving out.

It's been A long time coming.

I can't take it anymore. I feel Like I'm drowning in this house.

Has he hit you?

Oh, no.

No, of course not.

Josh, abuse doesn't Have to be just physical.

It can also be emotional.

You want to show me you're Strong? Then you give him a...

Mom, give this family Another chance.

For me.

I'll help you.

Please.

Okay.

Okay, josh.

[lily] Oh.

It's too much, isn't it?

I've just never seen a Handkerchief double as a blouse.

Come on. This is less revealing

Than what 98% of girls On television wear.

Mm-hmm.

Besides, it makes me feel saucy.

Hey, carm. New highlights?

[lily] Wow. She's being nice.

She's only being nice to me After a year of hell

Because she needs a new friend

To replace the only one She's ever had.

[toilet flushing]

Nicole, um...

We need to talk.

Brooky, I've been upset too Since we've been cat fighting.

Yesterday I crashed And wore this pashmina shawl.

It wasn't until second period That I awoke from my pity coma

And realized they've Been out since january.

What I want to talk to You about is freddy gong.

It's gotta stop with him. You're really hurting him.

And I'm not gonna tolerate that.

You're gonna take Spam's word for it?

Is spam the only one who Will listen to you whine?

Of course, she can't escape. She lives with you.

What happened? You were so nice For a while and then...

Yeah. And then carmen Quit the glamazons,

Plopping a public return-to- Sender stamp on my generosity,

Proving that compassion gets you Nothing but egg on the face.

If I'm in the mood for A skin-tightening mask,

I'm going The kiehl's route, hon.

Loyalty is clearly not rewarded.

Loyalty?

Is that what you call Sleeping with my boyfriend?

Ex-boyfriend. Brooky, you Shoved him off your plate.

And the dog under the table Wasted no time

Gobbling up my scraps.

You want to dump me as your Best friend despite the fact

That I've walked over broken Glass for you barefoot, fine.

But, honey, you may fool Everyone else. Not me.

I know you all to well, my Little passive-aggressive one.

I want you to stop Picking on freddy.

You got it? It isn't cool.

Listen, princess grace. Oh, god.

I'm just reinforcing the social Order that you started

Until having a conscience Became fashionable.

And fyi, hypocrite.

Remember homecoming? Until two months ago,

You didn't even know Freddy gong's name.

Come on, mary cherry. Let's go to lunch.

I'd love to, nic, But brooky hates your guts.

This means you're unpopular now. The social kiss of death.

I can never be seen publicly With you as long as I live.

Guess who's out back Right now

Chewing grass Behind the bleachers.

You didn't just get me a horse.

Yes! Come on! Come on!

[mrs. Ford's voice] I'm leaving your father, josh.

I'm moving out.

Yo, bro, you gotta play Harrison's game, man.

Come on harry-son. Okay.

Who would you kick out of bed, Bio glass or nurse jessi?

Neither.

Who could pass up A glass sister threesome?

Get your freak on. Yeah!

[josh] Oh, man!

Yo, is it chilly In here today, or what? Uh.

Damn, lily. Where have You been hiding those?

Oh, come on. We were just surprised.

We didn't think You could look so sexy.

Don't. That's so not cool. Okay.

Harrison, are you gonna let Them talk to me like that?

Come on, lighten up. We're just having fun.

You look great. You should be flattered.

Yeah. Definitely.

[scoffing] Whatever.

What's up with her?

I can't turn her in, sam.

Besides, I feel hypocritical Enough as it is.

You may have done some Heinous things in your time,

But I doubt sadistic, homophobic Outbursts are among your crimes.

Ignoring them is.

I can't help thinking I could've stopped this.

- we have an obligation. - freddy called in anonymously.

He doesn't want to come forward, So how can we make that choice?

Look... [phone ringing]

Peer hotline. We care.

um, hi.

I'm calling because I've been sexually harassed

by boys in this school.

I've received lascivious stares,

lewd comments,

and unwanted touches.

Lily, is that you?

Yeah.

Mr. Bernardino,

Do you deny lewdly commenting On the temperature?

I'll take your silence As acquiescence.

And, mr. Ford, Do you deny leering at

And then subsequently Fondling miss esposito?

Fondling? I didn't do that.

I put my arm around her because I felt bad about what I said.

- that's harassment? - yes, it is, mr. Ford.

Principal hall, Why am I here?

Apathy and callous Indifference, mr. John,

Are symptomatic of deeper Sensitivity problems

That need to be dealt with.

Gentlemen, since you Do not deny these charges,

I am forced To give you a choice:

Two weeks suspension which Will go on your records...

We have to send Those to colleges.

Or enrollment in a new Sensitivity camp

To be conducted this Weekend on school grounds.

Principal hall, does it Have to be this weekend?

My family planned This fishing trip...

The fishies can wait, mr. Ford. Your social education cannot.

The way you treat girls today Wholly determines

The way you Treat women tomorrow.

It's a clydesdale, just like In those beer commercials.

She's beautiful. Oh, I'm so glad.

Why are we sitting With mary cherry?

Isn't that one of the signs Of the impending apocalypse?

I heard that, lily, But I hold no grudge.

I've decided to become a student Advisor at the sensitivity camp.

But to make sure this new Program is effective,

I'll need a partner To help me implement

The many important facets Of my feminist manifesto.

Mary cherry...

"Metaphorical castration And the taming

Of the teenage boy."

I feel it's my duty as brooky's Potential maid of honor

To combat a new foe: the Hostile, male-dominated society

Where no female can feel safe From the sweaty stares

Of the male harasser beast.

You know what, mary cherry?

I never thought I'd say this, But you're starting To make sense.

Brooky, would you join me?

I got us serious feminist Eyeglasses at gucci

So we look the part.

[brooke] Let me see.

I will join you, Mary cherry.

I think what you're Doing is important.

Wait.

Good for you, carmen. United we stand.

But, brooke,

I thought That you and I... You know,

you and I doing this would Make us, like, best friends.

But you are getting all of us Motivated. That's awesome.

You and carmen are gonna Make a great team.

I'm really proud of you.

Oh, okay. Great.

Me and carmen, together.

It's a real treat.

Oh.

Well, hey, fellas, Did you hear?

They're doing a casting call For the sequel to the accused.

You guys are shoo-ins.

Why are we being singled out?

You guys violated lily In so many ways.

How can you not see that?

See what? Are we all just being A bit hypersensitive here? Lil?

You didn't stand up for me, Harrison, and that hurt.

Maybe you shouldn't have Dressed like that.

A girl should be able to wear Whatever she wants without fear.

Lil, love ya. But if you Didn't want the attention,

You wouldn't have Dressed like that.

There is a big difference

Between attention And abuse, harrison!

Who gets to decide What that is?

- we do! - whatever.

Whatever.

You know, pansy, you're One ribbed-t away

From touring with madonna.

So, you've decided to open your Mouth and tell brooke and spam

Of our special relationship.

I didn't say anything. Leave me alone.

My little sunflower, That's not gonna happen.

Now that my petal boy's Narc'd me out

And made my social status Even more precarious,

My petal boy's gonna pay.

Buckle up, fredericka.

How dare you!

You had no right To expose me to nicole.

Do you understand What you did to me?

My life is over. Over!

You know what you have to do.

It's no big deal.

Guys and girls have been Acting like this forever.

I'm disturbed not just Because of what you did,

But that you can't understand Why it was wrong.

You know what The scary thing is?

You're behaving exactly Like your father.

My father has nothing to do With what happened at school.

And don't even think About using that

As an excuse to get Out of this trip.

This trip is now Officially canceled.

Mom.

You have to go.

This is just What you two need.

Dad only gets this cabin one Weekend out of the year.

And it means So much to him.

I know things are Going to get better.

Okay. I'll go.

But only if you do Something for me, josh.

Go on this retreat and promise You'll take it seriously.

Okay? Promise?

I promise.

[sighing]

[miss glass] All right, fellas, Let's gather 'round.

Now comes the hard part.

You're all due For a piece of the rock.

It is my privilege To introduce to you

Your sensitivity enforcer, My brother,

A former marine gunnery sergeant

And the best damn shift manager

Target has ever seen.

Rock glass.

Atten-hut!

Don't you eyeball me, boy!

When I'm through with you three Disrespecters of women,

Glass ceilings Will be shattered,

Personal space Will be respected!

How am I gonna make you shining Examples of male enlightenment?

I have a three-pronged plan!

Prong one: let's get physical!

Wherein I will systematically Test your stamina.

For as the body breaks, The mind opens!

Prong two: With your newly opened minds,

We will, through Daytime talk show-caliber

Role-playing exercises,

Break you down mentally!

Finally, The most important prong:

Healing!

You will feel! You will share!

So, I ask you,

Are you ready To get sensitive?

I can't hear you!

Are you ready to get sensitive?

- sir, yes, sir! - sir, yes, ma'am!

- ma'am, sir. - sir, ma'am.

- yes. - shut up!

- sorry. - someone's missing.

There's supposed To be four of you!

- sugar, grab my bags? - [growling]

[nicole] Wow. Okay.

I'm gonna need A top bunk and a screen

And a thread count Above room temperature.

Hi, sweetie, sugar.

Tardiness is not acceptable.

Know what I did to troublemakers Like you in kuwait?

Fried them up With a little napalm!

Made myself a snack!

Okay, all right, see, Look around, okay.

Does it look like I belong here?

No.

Ah, private benji. You look almost like a soldier.

And you look Almost like a man.

You will submit to me! Never.

You will do as you are told. You will run, jump!

You will eat all The carbs on your plate!

And by the end of this Weekend, you will feel!

Bring it on.

[rock] Prepare dolls!

You will learn to respect women

And people whose lifestyles Are different than yours.

Every time that doll touches the Ground, you can add another lap!

Ready to jog, recruits! Dolls up!

Let's go!

♪ I don't know, But I've been told ♪

♪ I don't know, But I've been told ♪

♪ respect for others Never gets old ♪

♪ respect for others Never gets old ♪

♪ sound off ♪

♪ one, two ♪

♪ sound off ♪

♪ three, four ♪

♪ sound off ♪ ♪ one, two, three, four ♪

♪ one, two, three, four ♪

We need to show you something. Look.

[rock] Let's go!

[brooke] Since you came forward,

The hotline's been ringing Off the hook about tons of guys.

Girls are No longer afraid, lily.

It seems like You are a heroine.

[rock] Move it!

Let's go, soldier boy! Move it out!

Keep your legs up! Faster! Around the field! Let's go!

Let's go!

Nice job? I don't think so!

Mr. Football, where'd You play, nursery school?

Move it! Pick 'em up! Don't you eyeball me, boy!

Eyes straight ahead! Move it!

Benjamin! Benjamin! Pick it up! Pick up the pace!

I saw that, spanky!

Let's try again!

Oh, look how sad I am!

He can't do it! Ahhh!

You will learn this routine, And you will be proud!

Repeat after me!

- ♪ top gun ♪ - ♪ top gun ♪

- ♪ will make ♪ - ♪ will make ♪

- ♪ a heck of a broadway show ♪ - ♪ a heck of a broadway show ♪

Five, six, seven, eight!

[rock] Hands! Hands! Jumping jacks! Jumping jacks!

Jab hands! Jab hands! Turn! Turn!

Spank it! Spank! Spank!

Smiling faces! Smiling faces!

Work it! Sell it! Shake it! Don't break it!

Move it! Sell it! Jab hands! Jab hands!

Drop it quick. Drop it quick. Get down. Get down. Get down.

Very, very good!

Girls, as your Student organizers,

Carmen ferrara and I

Thank you for showing up In such prodigious numbers.

We'll need as many Female volunteers as possible

For practice for The role-playing session.

And free juice boxes To anybody who comes.

Stay strong, ladies.

[rock] Let's go, benjamin! You're coming with me!

Keep moving! I'm wasting my time!

You're disrespecting me! Let's go! Let's go!

What is your problem?

Had enough, benjamin?

I'm just trying to help freddy Gong realize he is gay.

Shut your trap And give me 500 more!

Here's a special treat. Put your face in it.

Oh, boy, I love that movie.

Popcorn, sitting at home. Great flick.

One, two, three, four, five, Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Perfect.

Man, I could be At roscoe's right now,

Enjoying a nice big plate Of fried chicken and waffles.

I would rather be massaging Bio glass's feet

Than being held prisoner At this ridiculous camp.

I should be with my dad Hauling in a 20-pound bass

We spent an hour wrestling with.

And my mom would Filet it, season it,

And grill it to perfection.

Oh, god, what I wouldn't give.

[mary] You can't deny mama anymore.

She's been waiting A long time for this.

What are you doing? Are you planning the session?

Is that...

Joe. Naked as a jaybird.

What about your manifesto?

Honey, I can't be A feminist. I wax.

Shoot. I wish This fog would clear.

Oh, my god. Is that sugar daddy's butt?

Mary cherry, you are From planet perv.

Question my intergalactic Origins all you want, hon.

But listen,

I've looked at joe's feet, And I know he's packing.

I have to turn you in, 'cause this is wrong.

No, wait, wait.

Carmen, wouldn't you Like to know

Everything there is to know About the mysterious,

The debonair...

Josh?

Come on.

Get rid of that fog.

Okay.

[both giggling]

What in the name of bob vila Is going on here?

It's her fault. She slipped me a roofie.

I didn't do anything. I'm innocent.

No, you're guilty of the same Sexual objectification they are.

Consider yourselves My newest recruits.

- great, carmen. Thank you. - shup-up-a.

Well, if it isn't Lily of the valley.

I know I can't convince you I had nothing to do

With your imprisonment, But it wasn't my fault.

Oh, I think it was.

I know there's no way to Convince you of my straightness.

That's for sure.

I'd like to make a deal.

What could you possibly Have to offer?

Retribution.

Against your true enemies.

Did you see them out there? I almost felt bad for them.

Yeah, almost.

Remember, No pain, no gain.

Hey, what's freddy gong Doing here?

Mcqueen! Mcpherson!

Apparently, you're not as sweet And innocent as we all thought!

Seems you have a few offenses Of your own to answer for!

Report to active duty Immediately! Fall in!

Harassment is an equal Opportunity employer.

It knows no gender lines.

Now, drop and give me 50!

Push-ups!

Except for you, g.I. Jane!

You're doing them Jack palance-style!

This is pathetic!

Don't you disrespect my mats! Kiss the mat!

Nicole, what lies did you tell To get us thrown in here?

What did you say to freddy?

[rock] Those aren't push-ups!

Johnnie won't sing? We'll get the truth.

Count on it, sister. I hate this.

I feel like I could Just kill somebody.

[rock] Up, down! Up, down! Where'd you learn that!

You gotta get me out of here. I'm losing it. Shh!

There's a rumor going around

That mary cherry plans to Shiv me in the laundry room.

Tonight at 10:00.

No sleep for you tonight, Benjamin.

Instead, you will watch philadelphia,

Johnny's demme's seminal Examination of homophobia

On an endless loop.

You will empathize With tolerance, benjamin!

[both whispering] Freddy. Up here.

What's going on with nicole? Is she still after me?

We know you made a deal. We just Want to know what you told her.

This is why you dragged me here? Well, forget about it.

What I said to nicole Is none of your business.

[door closing]

You took the control away. All I've done is take it back.

- we are innocent. - are you?

Yes. Yes.

I had to stop her.

And this deal was my best bet.

I'm sorry, guys, but...

You started this.

[rattling]

Freeze! Identify yourself!

[dog growling]

I'm the night janitor.

I see. Sic 'em, julie! Sic 'em.

[barking] [screaming]

Oh, my god!

[rock] You, miss janitor! This attempt,

In addition to showing A stunning lack of creativity,

I told you.

Is evidence of your apathy To your jailbreaker's crimes!

Report to The barracks immediately!

Both of you!

Man!

Sorry.

[both gasping] [carmen] Okay.

♪♪ ["Reveille"]

gentlemen,

Now that your bodies Are sufficiently bruised,

The time has come To break your spirits.

The walk of shame.

Simply walk from one end Of the hallway to the other.

Whoo! Whoo!

Yeah, baby!

The girls have been instructed To toss back every lewd comment

They've ever heard.

Open wide, boys,

'cause you're about to get A big, honkin' taste

Of what the other side is like!

You,

Go.

[cheering]

Come to mama. I got something for you.

You, go!

Baby, shake that rump.

Ooh! I'll take some of that.

So sexy.

Go!

Break me off a piece, And I'll chew you up.

I'm gonna make you mine.

Hey, baby cakes.

Harry?

Harry!

Harry?

Show me that washboard stomach.

Sugar baby, don't you know What you're doing to me?

[girl] Hey, sugar.

Since each of you emily posts Has proclaimed your innocence

Louder than a jerry bruckheimer Summer demolition derby,

I've decided an exam Is in order.

Number one: are you guilty Of sexual harassment?

I see.

Have you ever touched A boy against his wishes?

Alrighty then.

Have you ever purposely Exposed yourself to a boy?

There are clinics for People like you, cherry.

Have you ever discussed A boy's physical appearance

In such a way that might make Another boy uncomfortable?

Oh, wow. Do you know What I just realized?

Josh has a muffin butt.

Yeah, it's like two puppies Romping under a blanket.

Lily.

[miss glass] I see.

Have any of you ever Admired media portrayals

Of the male physique,

Which was readily apparent To other boys?

Now, this...

Is what a boy should look like.

Oh, look at that stomach.

Oh, my god.

He's so cute.

Ladies, I have just One more question.

Are any of you guilty Of sexual harassment?

I gotta admit, I feel...

Violated.

Just think, man.

They go through that every day.

Come on, guys. That was A gross exaggeration.

[nicole] Tom hanks Won an oscar for that?

And why do bruce springsteen's Songs all sound the same?

Chow time is over.

Boys, report to my sister's Class immediately.

As for you, benjamin,

You've forced my hand.

Looks like I'll have To do something special

To teach you A little respect!

Why can't you just admit I'm too strong?

I'm innocent of any wrongdoing,

And if I have to walk Over hot coals from hell

To prove it, so be it.

Funny you should Say that, benjamin.

Before we begin our last Exercise... Mr. Ford!

Sir, yes, ma'am?

You have a visitor in the Hallway, and be quick about it!

What are you looking at, Pop tart?

Josh.

Mom.

What's going on? Why are you here?

Josh, the trip, It didn't work out.

Wait for me to be done. We can figure something out.

It's too late, josh. I can't...

I won't go on Being this unhappy.

I am sorry. I have to move out.

What are you gonna do, Get a job?

You haven't worked in years. How are you gonna survive?

I'll figure it out. I've already found a place.

It's not huge, But it's everything we need.

It's got two bedrooms...

You want me To move in with you?

Of course.

I have a room, mom.

At home, in our house.

You want to move out, Give up, fine.

But I won't Do that, ever.

[door opens, closes]

Mr. John, pretend miss mcpherson Is your girlfriend.

Now, imagine you're about To go on a great, big date.

What would you like her To be wearing?

She's a real Pretty girl, bro. A hottie.

I know what you think I'm going to say,

Being a horrible Guy and all.

Not gonna do it, sir.

Come on, bro. Don't be A shaking, frightened,

Politically correct Little wimp, boy.

This is about honesty. Okay, fine.

Fine.

All guys, honestly,

Want their girls To look like... Girls.

So I'd say, uh,

A nice dress, sir.

[rock] What kind?

Do I have a good view Of the boom boom room?

Being honest, yeah. A little cleavage is good.

A little leg, too.

Guys want this?

Yes, sir.

Now, sam, how does That make you feel?

Sleazy, like a whore. I don't like it.

Harrison, imagine Sam's all gussied up

And about to leave On her date.

Got it? Good!

Now imagine she's Your kid sister.

The baby sister You held in your arms.

An innocent. Never been corrupted.

Are you still there?

Uh, yeah.

I mean, uh...

Maybe not.

No, I guess I wouldn't Want my sister to...

What's changed, bro?

They're both women, Aren't they?

Your turn, sam.

Harrison, turn around.

Sam, what do you think Of daddy's rear here?

Is it nice, firm, hot?

I don't know. I wouldn't Judge something like that.

Um, okay. It's cute.

It's muffiny.

Thanks for being honest.

Now, grab it! What?

- touch it! - no.

Do it! Squeeze the charmin Or you come back next week!

That is not fair. You're Taking away my choice. No.

Exactly.

Recognize that feeling.

That's what harassment Is all about.

Taking away somebody's choice Not to be touched.

Taking away somebody's Choice to be left alone!

You! You! Get up here!

Mr. Ford, this is the girl You objectified.

Imagine she's wearing the same Outfit she was that morning

And repeat What you said to her!

Damn, where you Been hiding those?

Lily, tell josh How you feel.

Uncomfortable.

Humiliated and objectified.

Anything else?

Powerless. I felt...

Spit it out!

I felt ashamed, And I felt dirty.

Mr. Ford made You feel that way?

Yes.

You're just spitting out that P.C. Crap you've been eating.

I was only saying something that Would flatter any normal girl.

You should feel good About yourself.

Let's try this again, Mr. Ford!

Only this time, In place of lily,

Imagine it's your mother You're speaking to.

- my mother? - that's right!

She's a normal girl, Isn't she?

In place of lily, Imagine it's your mother.

Go ahead. Make her feel Good about herself!

Somebody finally Having an epiphany?

Lily, why don't you admit What's really going on?

You wanted a little Male attention.

That's why you Wore that outfit.

Why should I have to defend Myself? I was the victim.

I am so sick of hearing This victim crap.

I did exactly what you were Hoping for. I noticed you.

And now you've dragged everyone Into this useless weekend,

A weekend I should be Spending with my family.

But thanks to you, I probably don't have a family.

If that wasn't enough,

You had to poison Your friends' minds as well.

I don't know what your Problem is. Maybe you're bitter.

Maybe you're insecure. Maybe you Just can't take a compliment.

But I did nothing wrong.

Listen, just deal with it. It's not like I hit you.

You know what's scary, josh?

You're behaving exactly Like your father.

Wait. I'm... I'm sorry.

Lily, I'm... Lily, I'm sorry.

I'm sor--

At ease, private.

Pack your bags. You're discharged.

That's it? That's all you got?

I told you no one Could break me.

I win.

I always win.

That's one way to look at it.

You're a strong girl, Miss julian,

Strongest recruit I've ever encountered.

It's unfortunate you have Nowhere to channel that energy.

You'd make a great leader.

It's too bad you're all alone With no one to lead.

Hey, lil.

Hey.

When I saw you coming Into school this morning,

I was gonna tell you something, But I couldn't.

I wanted to tell you That you looked cute.

But I didn't know if that Would be okay or not, so...

Is it?

I think so.

Yes.

You can tell me That I look cute.

Okay.

It's really Complicated, right?

I know that You're my friend

And you weren't trying To hurt me.

But I did. And I'm sorry.

Lil, you should be able To wear whatever you want.

I know, but maybe I was Trying to get some attention.

But not like that. The thing is,

Where do you draw the line?

Is it at "You look cute"

Or "Pretty" or "Hot"?

"Sexy"?

I don't know.

I think it's different For everyone.

That's what makes it so hard.

Yeah.

All by yourself, I see.

What do you want? I thought we had an agreement.

We do. I just noticed that You always seem to eat alone.

It's not such A great feeling, is it?

No. No, it isn't.

I'm sorry.

Thanks.

Got an extra room for rent?

♪ to bend and not to break ♪

♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪

♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪

♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪

♪ ooh, la la la la ♪

♪ ooh, la la la la ♪