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I've been a little stressed Lately. I'll admit that.

The problem is...

Her. Her.

She's a liar.

She's the liar, Turning me into somebody

I don't want to be.

[mike] If you two can get Past this pettiness,

You could be friends.

That is never Going to happen.

We've told you the truth,

So now we're going To tell you the consequence.

We're moving in together. [mike] All of us.

Hey, what are you doing? Uh-uh. That lamp is butt-ugly.

This lamp Is a part of my history.

I boycotted home economics In seventh grade for being Gender exclusionary

And wired it in shop class.

Let me make it Simple for you, roomie.

This lamp is going in Over my dead body. Okay?

Well, fine. Glad to help you out.

Hey, boys, back it up Nice and slow.

Brooke there's gonna Lay under the back tires.

Don't you think you should Reconsider the placement?

Shouldn't the mugs Go where they were?

No. I think the mugs should Go above the coffeepot.

How about...

We resolve this dilemma,

On our first day of living Together in domestic bliss,

With a hot game Of nude leg wrestling?

Pretty good?

Yes. No!

Get a room, mom.

Hey, sammie.

Cool lamp.

[mike] Brooke, honey.

Let's make sam feel welcome. Why don't you help her unpack?

Let's make this a smooth Homecoming for her, okay?

I'm on it, daddy.

Okay, whatever. Why are you moving my stuff?

Excuse me. The right sink is my sink.

It has always been my sink.

God, you are so rude.

It's called boundaries. Look into it.

The right sink is my sink, Princess powder puff.

It was at my house.

We're not At your house anymore.

And that is my stress Relief, sticky fingers.

Oh, good god, woman. Why do you Need so many products?

With all the lotions and potions You use, it's a wonder your face

Doesn't just slide off Down the drain.

Okay. Excuse me.

Okay.

Ahh.

Okay.

Here are the rules.

You may invade my space And destroy my family

And have my father fooled with Your big, brown bambi eyes

That you bat around Like a stripper,

But this is one battle You're losing.

This is the line of death. Cross it and die.

You know, saddam, I really feel No need to cross the line here.

Really? And why is that?

'cause I'm getting The right sink.

♪ think it over once or twice ♪

♪ what lasts the longest in this life ♪

♪ character or rock-hard thighs ♪

♪ in the end do you believe ♪

♪ that beauty lies in what you see ♪

♪ 'cause if you do, then, baby ♪

♪ you've been deceived ♪

♪ well, me and b ♪

♪ we hate supermodels ♪

♪ it's just that I'm tired of being compared ♪

Miss julian, I must admit, I am surprised.

Volunteering to chair The homecoming queen committee

When you yourself have been Banned from being a nominee.

Let it suffice to say that...

Your stern punishment helped me Reevaluate my character,

Made me realize I'd rather be

A generous, civic-minded person

Than a dishonest opportunist.

I am very proud of you, Miss julian.

Let's begin counting this year's Queen ballots, shall we?

With pleasure.

The kennedy high Student body has spoken.

[clang]

Oops.

And...

Their first vote For queen goes to...

Brooke mcqueen.

[chuckles]

And... Let's see.

Another one.

Miss mcqueen.

Hmm.

And...

Oh, wow. How great.

One for carmen ferrara.

How nice.

Mm-hmm.

[brooke] It's ridiculous.

It's my own house and I'm Completely invisible there now.

Sam mcpherson is taking Over my life. Great.

Honey, just sit tight.

After morning announcements, This queen without a castle

Is gonna be illuminated in A spotlight of attention She deserves.

Don't build my hopes up. I don't wanna know.

Okay.

Really?

People voted for me?

Mm-hmm.

Who else got nominated?

Who?

[woman] the nominees for this year's

junior court homecoming queen are:

poppy fresh,

mary cherry,

Thank you.

carmen ferrara,

and last, but not least, our final nominee,

brooke mcqueen.

[applause]

hey, this is freddy. leave a message at the gong.

[gong]

Gong, april tuna here, Vice president, chess club.

If I don't See you next period,

Here's a heads-up For tomorrow's schedule.

my sister may and I have scheduled meet and greets

With all the queen nominees.

We're gonna make those Popular bitches kowtow.

Come on! Move it! Whoa!

Ms. Cherry, I hate to interrupt,

But your daughter's Holding on line one.

Hey, darlin'.

This better not be another Call from the hothouse

Tellin' me you got caught Shopliftin' again,

'cause mama here's Lost her patience. mama!

I made it!

I got nominated For homecomin' queen!

Well, hot diggity, baby girl. Finally you win at somethin'.

You know, your mama here,

I was miss texas, Miss america runner-up.

you got what it takes to keep the family tradition alive?

You have a huge enough head To balance that tiara on.

Mama, I want that crown, And I'll do anything to get it.

Anything.

That's my girl.

I can't believe I got nominated For queen. That is so cool.

I'm new to this school. I didn't Think that many people knew me.

You're not the only one who's Pleasantly surprised, popita.

I just figured most people Would be consumed with jealousy

Over my stunning, Exotic good looks

And throw their support To plainer girls,

Like you.

Hey, popita,

Isn't carmen ferrara's Nomination a hoot?

Yeah. Do you want To come over after school

And work on campaign posters?

Yes. That'd be so much fun.

[nicole] That's not Gonna happen, popita.

How can the two of you Even think of campaigning Against brooke?

Where's your loyalty?

Where's your Glamazon spirit?

I'm stunned.

Well, um, nic,

It's not like we're Runnin' against brooke.

We're just,

You know, havin' fun With our own nomination.

Well, put your Magic markers away, texas.

'cause in both your cases, The nomination is honor enough.

Nobody's gonna vote For you anyway.

You're both new gals on The scene with no support base.

Brooke's only True competition is me,

And since I can't run this year,

I've decided To stick close to the flame

And be her campaign manager.

[brooke] Hey, guys.

Hey, poppy, mary cherry,

Congratulations on your Nominations for queen.

That is so great.

We are gonna have So much fun.

No matter who wins, okay?

[nicole] Hey, brooky, good news.

Mary cherry and popita Have just informed me

That they're voting for you.

You guys!

In fact, they're Campaigning for you.

Isn't that right, girls?

Hope you win, brooke. You deserve to win.

Wow.

Brooke, are you okay?

Are you withdrawin' On account of illness?

[brooke] No. It's, um... I just feel like I get

No support at home anymore,

And it's really cool that I have Friends who care about me.

[josh] So, queen b...

Yes? Do you need an escort For the crowning?

I think so. Yeah.

You know I do.

[kissing]

I still can't believe it.

Me, nominated For homecoming queen.

What did it feel like When they announced your name?

It was totally wild.

I could feel the blood rush Into my cheeks immediately,

And everything went white.

It was like This weird tunnel effect.

Doesn't the same thing Happen when you die?

Well, I guess a part of me Did die, harrison.

The part that Never gets picked.

I think it's great.

Congratulations. Thanks.

But the thing About homecoming queen

Is the outcome Is always such a joke.

Why do people crown somebody They secretly can't stand?

Why do they compromise Themselves?

A.K.A. Susie hatter,

Last year's Homecoming queen from hell.

Isn't homecoming queen Supposed to be

The person who you feel Best represents you?

She didn't represent me.

Yeah, but she won. [harrison] I admit.

I voted for old suze.

Why? Why?

'cause she looked the part.

She was a hottie.

It kills me that Brooke mcqueen's gonna win

Like she wins Everything else.

Wait. Wait. What are you guys saying?

You don't think I have a chance

'cause I'm not some Stereotypical hottie?

Some people obviously want A new kind of homecoming queen.

Some people Obviously wanted me.

And if you think

That brooke mcqueen has just Got this race all sewn up,

Then don't bother Casting a vote for me,

'cause I don't need your pity.

Ouch.

Okay, you guys, next time She's nominated for something,

We keep our cynical traps shut

And just support her. [harrison] Yeah.

But we know brooke mcqueen's Gonna win.

[harrison] Yeah.

Yeah, queen mcqueen at school,

Queen mcqueen at home.

This one is of brooke On her tenth halloween.

She was trick-or-treating As princess diana.

[jane] Aw. [sam] Brooke, what a stretch.

What'd you go as that year, The bride of frankenstein?

[both] Why are we doing this?

Come on. Jane and I thought This would be neat.

Since we're living Together as a family...

[jane] You need to establish Some family history.

Come on. Next slide. Moving on.

This next one happens To be one of my favorites.

Daddy, why is that in there?

Hey, don't get upset. That's funny.

[brooke] That is not funny.

We call this "Brooke's worst hair day ever."

She had the flu. It was coming out of both ends.

Moving on, dad!

Now!

Okay. On to sam.

Oh.

Uh, wait. Could we go back?

I really like the "Coming out Of both ends" picture.

[mike] So do I. [brooke] We got it!

On to sam! Okay.

All right, all right.

[jane] Oh, that's, um...

That's sam's dad. That's joe.

That one must have Crept in there.

[mike] Sam, I couldn't help

Noticing all that pretty neat Stuff you moved in.

I can't stop thinking About that cool lamp.

Thanks.

Um, I have An announcement to make.

What? You're moving out?

No, sam. I was just Gonna tell dad and jane

That today I got nominated For homecoming queen.

Honey, that's great.

That's just... [jane] That is so cool.

We can go to the big game Together. We can make posters.

It's gonna be a really Great family project.

Right, sam?

Uh, actually, mom, I can't.

It'd be a conflict of interest.

Why is that?

Because I'm running carmen's Homecoming queen campaign.

Sorry, brooke.

But good luck.

♪ there she is ♪

♪ miss america ♪

We're voting for brooke mcqueen For queen, right?

Yeah. Anything else Is just a wasted ballot,

'cause she's the favorite.

May, what are you eating?

Dirt.

[brooke] I miss seeing your smile.

On the poster, I mean.

It's pretty blank, Don't you think?

Yeah. I had to make 50 Of these last night by hand,

And I didn't have The time or woman power

To plaster a picture on.

Let me run your campaign.

Why? So you can Get back at brooke?

Give it up. She's a shoo-in.

Listen, I know you're Having a rough time at home

With feeling like You don't belong,

But I gotta tell you,

You're turning into A major drag.

You're right. You're right.

I'm a drag, and I'm sorry.

Maybe if you came on As campaign manager,

It'd be like old times.

Us running around Having a blast.

I'm probably not gonna win,

But it might be cool To show them that

They have another choice. I'd love that.

Okay. Done.

Okay.

No dirty campaigning. No more negativity.

Um, girl scout's honor. All right.

One more question About brooke

And then we are done Talking about her For the entire campaign.

What does she look like In the morning?

Please tell me she doesn't wake Up in full blonde goddess mode.

Well, um, she actually Kind of looks like this.

Oh, my god!

That's horrible.

I'm haunted.

Yes.

Okay, who am I kidding? I look Worse than this most mornings.

[sighs] Yeah, so do I.

[carmen] Okay, maybe not worse than that.

Equally as bad.

Hey, what's up lady t?

Not a single one of your Campaign posters.

That's for damn sure.

Yeah, I decided To keep a low profile.

Low profile, my butt.

The 4-1-1 on the street is that You decided to be invisible

So that you don't Offend brooke mcqueen.

Mm-hmm. Thought so.

Girl, we need to talk.

It's very important to me

And to the minority students At the school

That you run for queen.

Okay, this is just a race For a cheap rhinestone crown.

It is not a political event.

For us, poppy, For people of color,

Everything's political At some point.

In the magazines And the commercials,

I never see me Looking back at me.

It's like I'm invisible.

I know what you mean. I feel the same way.

See what I'm sayin'? So we gotta represent.

The last queen of color Was cleopatra,

And she been dead For two millenniums.

It's time.

Uch! The only reason She's doing carmen's campaign

Is to get back at me.

It's not enough that she's A total sink terrorist.

Though it's kind of great That carmen got nominated.

It's funny how people Can twist a sick little joke

Into a personality validation.

What do you mean A sick little joke?

Nic, did you rig The nominations?

Honey, of course I didn't.

Okay.

You know, carmen's been Putting up posters.

Maybe I should Start campaigning more.

You don't have to.

You've got the chess club In your prada bag.

The race is done, hon. Over.

What's the chess club Have to do with it?

The chess club Is to our queenly race

What new hampshire is to The presidential election.

Small, easy to step right over,

But the voice of the people.

They're the voting barometer.

[growling]

[nicole] Honey, trust me.

There's no competition.

[snarling]

Nicole, hi.

Um, I wanna tell you,

If you hear that I'm running, That's just a rumor.

Lady t asked me, but I couldn't go against brooke.

Please, popita,

Like that threw me.

Oh, I'm so scared.

What are you saying, nic?

I'm not a viable candidate Because I'm a woman of color?

I don't have a chance against Whitey because I'm a minority?

You know, I think It's time to add some salsa

To this lazy susan Condiment tray.

as-salaam alaikam. alaikam salaam.

Mary cherry, What are you doing?

Practicing My queenly wave in a gown From the bob mackie collection

To give the little people Something to dream about.

Okay, whatever, wannabe. [toilet flushes]

You're marching down to Principal hall's right now And withdrawing.

That's not gonna Happen, pretty.

I'm cherry cherry, Mary cherry's mama.

And you're trouble.

Mary cherry, what is Your mother doing here?

My daughter's running for queen.

We got a team in the hall Throwing up inspiration.

Oh, that's nice.

Tossing a little straw down on The linoleum will really add

A nice country gal touch.

You know, honey,

I been facing down Bottled-blonde,

Pigeon-chested Naysayers like you

My whole life, And I always win.

Beauty and cold, hard cash Always vanquishes

That evil demon, Jealousy.

Your friend brooke is just sweet And thin as saltwater taffy,

But she's not The only peacock in the pen.

It's a futile cause.

My best friend, Brooke mcqueen's, gonna win.

Some things can't be bought.

Think again, sugar. Come along, mary cherry.

Bye, nic.

Hope you and Saltwater taffy win.

You deserve to win.

How do you feel About a little campaigning?

Vote for me and win a new car.

Tell us succinctly And with no bull,

Why we should Vote for you for queen.

Well, I think I would be

A very good representative Of the student body

Because I'm, um... I'm caring

And a real go-getter.

And, um, if elected...

If elected,

Carmen ferrara Will see to it that

The voices of the ignored and The alienated at kennedy high

Will be listened to And accepted.

That's all great and all, But cut to the chase.

What's your new roomie, Brooke mcqueen, look like nudie?

Pervert! I love it!

[all laughing]

So, why should We vote for you?

Well, you probably shouldn't 'cause my daughter

Has treated you like freaks, Which you are.

So to make amends,

Here's $100 apiece.

April tuna, may, freddy.

Like you, tortured For being dirt eaters,

I also know The pain of prejudice.

Girl, you eatin' Kitty litter?

Well, um, The people that know me

Would say that I am a loyal person

And hardworking.

And... [freddy] A follow-up question:

While we're on the topic Of knowing people,

Brooke, what's my name?

It's not a joke.

What's my name?

You don't know, Do you?

I've passed you thousands Of times in the hall.

We've been in classes together Since the third grade.

You've never once Stopped to say hi to me

Or compromise your Social status

By daring to acknowledge My existence.

How do you expect me To vote for you

When you don't even Know I'm alive?

[door opens]

Can I have some privacy?

Sam, what are you doing?

Luxuriating after A hard day of campaigning.

I've had a really bad day, And I need a bath.

Well, you're just Gonna have to wait, princess.

Okay.

I want you to get Out of my bathtub,

Clean up your Nasty soap scum ring,

And give me some privacy now.

Sorry.

First come, first serve.

Why are you using My bath products? Okay?

And this is my towel.

Chill, selfish one. I'll wash them when I'm done.

There is not enough Disinfectant in the world

To shout you out.

What are you doing?

Let's just face it and grow up.

You are not getting That sink... Ever.

And you must be having The time of your life

Living in my house, Using my stuff.

From where you come from,

It's like moving into A four star-hotel, huh, sammie?

It is and I love The spa privileges.

I'm shocked, sam.

There's no Negative campaigning,

No damning editorials About my candidacy.

Is this the calm Before the storm?

Nope. I've just Turned over a new leaf.

I don't need to be Bitter anymore.

By being positive and upbeat, I am winning.

Oh, by the way,

I heard about the chess Club debacle today.

Must be tough, huh?

Feeling your throne Slipping away at school

And here at home.

She used your loofa?

Yep.

Just the thought of that Makes my skin crawl.

Hey, at least it can't Get any worse. Right?

[girl] Hey, vomit girl!

Real nice, sam.

I was just waiting For something like this.

Great. Excuse me.

I'm gonna get you For this.

Watch your back.

Carmen.

You just couldn't resist, Could you, sam?

Don't be so sad. It's not Even that bad of a picture.

Besides, flu or no flu,

You are still the foxiest Girl in this school.

But the poster's right. I don't know people's names.

Stop using the plural.

You didn't know Freddy gong's name,

And that's understandable Because he's a loser.

No, he's not, nicole.

He's a person with feelings,

And I have been dissing him For ten years.

You're losing it here Because mcbitch mcpherson

Put that poster up Because she's jealous.

That poster means nothing.

No, that poster Means everything.

That picture of me

Was a moment That I couldn't spin.

A picture of me Up there looking horrible.

I mean, maybe that Is the first time

That anyone in this school Has seen me be real.

This race for queen Is bigger than friendship.

It's a chance To support a higher cause.

And, lily, higher causes Are what you are all about.

There is no minority student Union at this school,

And there is no minority On the student body board.

Maybe if we see A face of color win queen...

Maybe it'll show them That despite everything,

Minorities have a voice.

You know, I'm proud of you.

This whole queen thing Has focused you big time.

Yeah?

Absolutely. Thanks.

Hi.

Hey.

Um, sam, listen, I think we need

To deal with The political fallout here.

I really want to believe you When you say you didn't put

Those posters up, But you've shown me the picture.

We laughed about it.

Carmen, I told you,

I don't know How to explain it.

I had the picture, And now it's missing.

All right. I have no other choice.

And I hate to do this. But you Broke such a major promise.

Sam, you are fired As my campaign manager.

What?

Oh, come on. Harrison, You believe me, don't you?

No.

Dad.

Where did The water glasses go?

Oh, I moved them to the cabinet On the other side of the sink.

I thought they'd Be better there.

I thought we reviewed That the mugs... Never mind.

Come on, brooke, please. Do these posters with us.

I know you had a bad day,

But we agreed this would be A fun family project.

We can't do that, Because this isn't a fun family.

This is a family from hell.

Hi.

Okay, whatever. I swear I did not make those posters.

Sam, you were the only one With access to the picture.

Did you or did you not Bring it to school?

Yes, but...

"Yes, but" what?

Why are we even trying this?

This is never Going to work... Ever.

You two sit around talking

About cup arrangements For hours like crazy people.

And you...

Despite all of your high And mighty queenly behavior,

You made the poster Because you couldn't help

Getting right back Down in the gutter Where you feel comfortable.

Is this a nightmare?

It is. I'm gonna wake up

And I'll be back at home safe From the peroxide monster.

Both of you, that's enough.

Sam, go to your room And think about what you did.

When you admit to it, then We'll talk about punishment.

What? No. No, mom.

I'm not gonna go sit In the time-out chair.

I haven't Since I was five.

But I do have A solution for you.

Excuse me while I get my cool lamp.

Why?

I'm moving into the utility room With the washer and the grime.

You both have picked your Princess of the manor.

You wanna treat me like Cinderella down in the dirty Cellar, go ahead.

I might as well get used To similar accommodations.

Are we having fun yet?

[knocking]

Remember, show me your "Mary Cherry for queen" voting stub

And you'll get registered To win a brand-new car.

Hi, joe.

Show me your "Mary cherry for queen..."

Can I talk to you For a second?

Sure.

Brooke, I want you to know

That I didn't tell sam To put those posters up.

I know.

So, what are you saying?

That you're thin And omniscient?

You know, carmen,

Out of all the people that are Nominated, I hope you win.

Thanks. But everybody knows You've got it sewn up.

Not necessarily.

I actually was on my way To principal hall's office

To withdraw my nomination.

Why? Brooke... Oh, god.

Please say that it's not Because of the posters.

It's a bunch of things, Actually.

Well, I'm not gonna Let you do it.

Look, I can't imagine What it must be like

To try to be perfect.

Okay, I used to try,

But lately, I've realized I like being a little flawed.

I do. It's more me.

I've realized That being unperfect

Doesn't mean that I don't Deserve a chance to be queen.

I think everybody Deserves a moment

To wear that golden crown.

So what if people Saw those posters?

And so what if you feel

Momentarily awkward And gross in your life?

You've had to have a couple Of moments of loserdom.

God knows, before now, I've had a lifetime of it,

But I'm still going for it, And you should, too.

Don't let these recent setbacks Stand in your way

Of your right to feel special.

'cause if you do,

Then you're saying To people like me,

Who put up with far worse,

That I'm not entitled To wear that crown.

And, brooke, I'd like to think that I am.

Ooh. It's gonna be close.

Here, spoilsport. You only get one vote.

Don't try to be crafty. We know your history.

[man over p.A.] At halftime, it's kennedy 14, nixon high 3.

Excuse me.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. I'm, uh, Cherry cherry.

Mike. Mike, how do you do?

This is jane. Hi.

Hi.

[lily] Dear god, Please let carmen win.

Please let her win

And prove that there's Some justice in the world.

Or poppy.

A win for poppy Would be cool, too.

Well, I'd be happy to be Represented by either.

They both got flava.

Right on, sister.

Your baby girl Nominated for queen?

[jane] Yes, she is.

Well, actually, No, she's not.

She's not my daughter.

Yes, she is.

Is your girl Nominated?

She sure as shootin' is. It's a family tradition.

Yeah, it's kind of a family Tradition for us, too.

Except that one of our daughters Didn't want to come.

[man] Coming up,

the crowning of kennedy high's junior court homecoming queen.

here to introduce the nominees is nicole julian.

[applause, cheering]

[feedback]

Testing. One, two, three.

Good evening. I'm nicole julian,

This year's junior court Homecoming queen chairwoman.

But enough about me. What do you think of my outfit?

[cheering]

Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, May I present to you

This evening's first nominee:

Carmen ferrara.

[cheering]

Our next nominee:

Popita fresh.

[cheering]

You go, girl!

Our next nominee:

A size ten mary cherry.

[cheering]

Damn, she does look As big as a house.

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Ladies and gentlemen, Our final nominee:

My personal best friend And a perfect size two,

Miss brooke mcqueen.

[cheering]

See, babe? Me and The crowd, we love ya.

May I have the envelope, please?

And the winner

Of this year's kennedy high Homecoming queen is...

I know what You're thinking.

This is the part Where I win.

Right.

Brooke mcqueen.

Yes!

Daddy! I'm so proud of you.

Good for you, brooky. I voted for ya.

Ooh, how'd that Get in there?

Hi.

Sorry I haven't been by To see you in a while.

It's just hard for me to imagine You down there all alone.

Lately, that's how I've been feeling, too.

Dad, I miss you so much.

I sort of ache Over it every day.

And I think you wouldn't like The person I've become.

So I've gotta change that.

As you know, I'm in a situation now

That's really Unpleasant and heinous.

I just feel like I'm failing everybody.

Myself, mom, you.

Especially you.

In my heart, I know You'd want mom to be happy.

And she is trying so hard,

And I just keep Screwing it up for her.

I think I really Never said good-bye,

And that's why I'm holding on so tight.

So I'm here to tell you...

That you were the best dad ever.

You and mom, you were my home.

But I've got a new home now.

And somehow I've gotta Make that work.

But don't worry. This isn't a final good-bye.

Every time I go to A ball game or write a story

Or do something brave,

I know you'll be there.

Right by my side.

I talk to him, too.

Lately, a lot about you.

About the picture thing...

If I doubled your allowance For the next six months,

Could we pretend

That that was just a lapse Of judgment on my part

And not a black mark On my permanent record?

Deal.

Bet he's just Dust now, huh?

Oh. Yeah.

And memories.

I'm ready to go home.

[door opens] Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Okay, okay. Love you, too, girl.

Now, lay off That fried chicken.

Okay, bye-bye.

Sorry I didn't win homecoming Queen and make you proud, mama.

Well, those are the breaks, Sugar booger.

They always give it To a pretty girl.

You know, mary cherry, I lost my first pageant, too.

Mama, how could that be?

The judges were nuts is the only Way I can explain it.

Guess what I did When I lost that crown.

Shot 'em, mama?

I went out And I bought myself this.

I said to myself, "Cherry cherry, hell.

"Practice holdin' your head up High and not trippin', girl.

That's the attitude You need to win at life."

Mama, you brought Your crown here just for me?

Yeah. I figured You'd be a loser.

Oh, mama.

[door opens]

Does it make you Feel any different

When you win homecoming queen?

Actually, yeah. It does.

Even if it's only For like a moment.

But... Yeah.

Gonna wear that crown To bed, aren't you?

Actually, I wore this crown In here to give to you...

So you could try it on.

And the reason For that would be?

Okay, look, This arrangement sucks.

I hate having you in my hair.

And... I know you hate Having me in yours, too.

Did they not know that people Our age need their space?

Totally.

The only way we're not Gonna kill each other

Is, um, I think...

We both get used to wearing The crown around here.

And the sink? Oh.

By now it's the principle Of the matter, isn't it?

Yeah.

So, what I thought We could do is,

Each friday night We'll flip for it,

And the winner Will get it that week.

Hmm.

Okay. Call it.

Heads.

Okay, fine.

I'll move my stuff over To the bad sink tomorrow.

Congratulations.

Oh, and, mcpherson...

Don't use my moisturizer.

I mean it.

♪ home ♪

♪ coming

♪ queen ♪

♪ home ♪

♪ coming ♪

♪ queen ♪

♪ to bend and not to break ♪

♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪

♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪

♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪

♪ ooh, la la la la ♪

♪ ooh, la la la la ♪