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The worst betrayal of all.

your mom is swapping love with brooke's dad.

I can't believe we did it On the kitchen floor.

Honey, what's wrong?

I saw my mother and mike mcqueen Doing it full-on.

Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

It's real between them, You guys.

I've been a little stressed Lately. I'll admit that.

The problem is...

Her. Her.

She's the reason I'm coming unglued. She's a liar.

She's the liar. She's turning me into somebody I don't want to be.

I was fine before she showed up. My dad and I used to be close...

Now my mom and I Barely speak.

My home used to be my sanctuary. Now I feel like a stranger.

You need to keep her Away from me,

'cause I have Officially snapped.

Next time, when I fight back, It's not gonna be with cupcakes.

What are you gonna do, Kick my ass with hair products?

I'm sorry. You asked us a question?

[principal hall] Yes, how did this begin?

You know, we never got To talk about friday night.

What did you do while I was At carmen's slumber party?

I thought I told you. Not much, um...

I just had dinner With mike.

That's it? Sounds kind of dull.

No, that's it.

So, what did you do At the party, honey?

We watched cinemax after dark. This really gross movie

About these parents who Had this candlelight dinner.

Turns out their dessert Is each other, so...

They clear the table And do it on the floor.

It was full-on gnarly.

And what was this movie called?

the beast with two backs.

[exhales sharply]

I didn't see you When I got home on friday.

Did you spend the night At sam mcpherson's house?

What's this about? You checking up on my curfew?

Dad, be straight with me. It's really important.

All right. Yeah, I spent the night at jane's.

I'm sorry. I know I told you I'd be coming home.

I can deal with the fact That you're in a relationship.

I don't like it, But I can deal with it.

But we have to be Honest with each other.

You remember The last time we weren't.

Mom walked out on you. She walked out on me, too.

And I was in the dark. And it Was the lies and covering up

That made me sick.

So, dad...

We have to tell Each other the truth.

Okay.

Okay. You're right.

No more secrecy, no more Clandestine slinking around

From house to house.

Jane and I have to handle this Like adults because you guys...

Well, you're almost adults.

We're gonna slow this down, And we're gonna communicate.

Just what we're doing here.

So, no more surprises?

No more surprises.

Great.

♪ think it over once or twice ♪

♪ what lasts the longest in this life ♪

♪ character or rock-hard thighs ♪

♪ in the end do you believe ♪

♪ that beauty lies in what you see ♪

♪ 'cause if you do, then, baby ♪

♪ you've been deceived ♪

♪ well, me and b ♪

♪ we hate supermodels ♪

♪ it's just that I'm tired of being compared ♪

All right, people.

Here's a phrase that ought to Freeze the mousse in your hair.

That's right-- It's midterm.

Won't be easy. [all groan]

What? Especially for those of you Who haven't been working.

You know who you are. [all groan]

I hear the moans and groans of Your generation y whining.

"Why me?"

Even though you're the most Spoiled generation in history.

I am the original "Town Without pity," people.

And for those of you Feeling swallowed up

By the pitfalls Of teen angst,

May I suggest you follow Brooke mcqueen's example.

Miss mcqueen manages To keep flawless grades

And still accomplish more work Each week than most of you do In a semester.

She's a winner, Not a whiner.

So, let's hit the books, My bio-lings,

Because next to creating Macaroni art,

My favorite hobby is Holding people back a grade.

[chuckling]

Yo, scrub! What you doing?

You ain't got enough Street cred to pull off

A tiger woods impression. What's up?

Since when do you play?

I've never seen you At palm coast. Or are you a bel-air scrub?

I don't belong to a club. I'm going to the driving range,

Whack a few balls before Studying for the bio midterm. It helps me focus.

What do you mean? I think of golf as A new type of meditation.

Ball's your problem. Club, your Solution. Swing's your clarity.

Aim to where you want The problem to land.

Wow, very zen. Yeah.

I never thought of it Like that.

We should speed through The back nine after school, Help get our focus on.

Yeah. We'll dress like Straight-up pimps For the course.

All right. See you.

Yo, why don't you come with us?

If you caddy for us, You can play for free.

Caddy for you? Be your little slave?

Sorry, I think I'd rather Get my own focus on. Word. Yo.

I'm just trying to show you what It's like to live the good life.

Hi. Can you believe those guys?

I am sick of those jocks Swaggering all over the place

Leaving a trail Of privileged slime.

I'm sick of it. [laughing]

[sighing] I know Exactly how you feel.

Oh, hey, spam. Hey, satan.

I'm glad I caught you before you Did the laundry at your place.

Miss glass may think you're A paragon of virtue,

But you should know your dad Isn't. He left his shorts.

Okay, tippy typewriter, time For a celebrity death match.

It's okay, nic.

If you're referring to friday, I already know about it.

No, you don't. I can't even Get my mom to talk about it.

Obviously, that's where Our households differ.

My father and I have an open Relationship, and we tell Each other everything.

Honesty is a good thing. Expand Your little paranoid world. Look into it.

I'd rather be paranoid Than naive,

Not to mention gullible.

[sam] Miss glass may think you're a paragon of virtue,

but you should know your dad isn't. he left his shorts.

There's a charlie's angels Marathon on cable tonight.

I gotta get the farrah on, So let's make it quick.

Y'all, I so admire Our miss brooke,

Even though I'm hurt She won't study with us,

'cause she says we talk like Crows on a telephone pole.

How does brooke keep it Together? I'm breaking out, Yet she's zit-free.

Brooky is who she is Because she's so disciplined.

In her whole life, She's never had a single Stress zit, not one.

God bless brooke.

And god bless Meticulous skin care.

Okay, popita, I made flash cards.

Tell me what the word means 'cause we're being tested On definitions.

"Paramecium." Oh, that's a hard one.

Is an algae-based... No! Sorry, ding-a-ling.

It's a single cell. Moving on, And praying hard for you...

[gasps] I know this one.

Gay, fabulously successful Head designer for gucci.

Oh! Ding ding ding! Very good.

Okay, hi! That's not Gonna be on the test.

Well, it should be.

Why aren't you nervous? We're gonna flunk this midterm,

And then we might get Suspended from cheerleaders.

We gotta keep up A high "B" average. Well, there is an alternative

That, uh, would keep Our stress levels

Way, way low.

You mean cheat?

If we did, we could Rush right home

And bask in the flip-banged Glamour of farrah.

Y'all, operation angels Is a temptin' notion.

[all sighing]

Once upon a time, There were three little girls

Who went to The cheerleading academy.

[♪♪ charlie's angels theme]

and they were each assigned very hazardous duties.

he took us away from all of that and inspired us to cheat.

now, we work for him. his name is charlie.

Told you.

Every day after school, she Makes herself a banana smoothie.

You could set a watch By this monkey's feedings.

Okay, walkie-talkies.

Okay, popita, You follow the beast.

Mary, stay put. If there's Problems, buy some time.

And break.

Yes.

Come to farrah.

Come on, baby.

The beast is on the loose. I repeat:

the beast is on the loose. we're gonna fry.

Come on, come on, come on.

[popita] Hurry up.

Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god.

Uh, miss glass, sir...

I have a question for you On this fine afternoon.

What is it, cherry?

I was just wondering, uh...

Biologically speaking, Mm.

What are the pros and cons Of feminine douching?

[mary and miss glass Talking]

Come on, come on.

[talking continues]

That's why it can't be Top-of-the-morning Feminine freshness.

Yes, sir.

[bell ringing]

You guys, do you have Any concealer?

Honey, what is The matter with you?

You sit off by yourself, Steeping in your problems.

We're your friends. Talk to us.

I'm just feeling stressed.

It's josh, and trying To keep that perfect.

It's my g.P.A. It's my family situation...

This midterm is looming. I hope you studied for this,

Because we can't afford to Lose anyone for homecoming.

Sweetheart, as co-captain, I've taken care of that.

Feast your big Baby hazels on this.

Mmm...

You have the answers To the bio test?

Nic, that's cheating.

"Cheating" is Such an ugly word.

This is more like Homecoming insurance.

Do it for yourself. Do it for the team.

Even if you felt a little Freedom from your problems...

[toilet flushing]

Good luck studying For bio, guys,

Not that you'll need it.

[exhales slowly]

Well, that's it. I'm dead.

Barring an act of god, I'm gonna fail bio.

I fell asleep after work last Night, and I got nothing done.

You think you're in trouble? I studied the wrong chapters.

What? Okay, we have to focus here.

If the cheerleaders cheat, It will throw the curve off

And we will all fail. None of you have to fail.

All you have to do To pass with flying colors...

We're going With the emory scheme.

Just buy one of My instant excuse letters.

Guaranteed to get you Out of any test.

Comes complete with Doctor's forged signature.

How in the world do you think This crap up? Thank you, no.

Guys, what should I do About this stolen test?

Should I report it To miss glass?

If you don't mind Being a rat.

You're reinforcing a stereotype For an entire species.

You guys are not helping.

Sam...

I don't trust that little bitch. She's gonna bust us.

She better not. I'll lose Gulfstream privileges, And I will not fly commercial.

Stop panicking, and think.

She has no physical proof on us. She only overheard us.

It's her word against mine.

I hate to say this, But if you get in trouble,

You have no one to blame But yourselves. Bye.

We can't tolerate Cheating, right?

Especially from a person...

People who build their entire Rep around this false idea

Of total honesty.

Right?

I understand Your passion, sam,

But you have to be Careful here.

We both know how damaging False allegations can be.

But they have the test. I heard them.

Just remember, it's not The truth until you have proof.

Okay? So, take it slow

And keep your antenna up.

Thanks.

I'm starving. We must have burned off, Like, a thousand ca--

[mike] Brooke made These brownies last night.

Um, mike...

Brooke.

What are you doing here? You're supposed to be At cheerleading.

Brooke, listen,

This is all my fault. Jane...

I can't believe this.

Hold on a second, honey. No, dad.

you hold on.

You said we were gonna Be honest,

And there wasn't gonna be Any more sneaking around.

You lied to me.

Again.

Brooke... Stop it!

Brooke, please...

Dead teen walking.

I refuse to flunk this test.

I will not let my father's lies make me a victim.

stay cool. You can do this.

you studied hard. you got your golf zen on.

relax and focus.

emory's instant excuse letter cost me $150.

for that, he should have let me read it in advance

instead of sealing it.

gosh, I hope this works.

jennifer lopez has no shame.

if I had an ass that big, I would never leave the house.

[grunting]

thank you.

gotta stay calm. keep the antenna up.

what does that mean? I'm gonna tank on this test.

I spent so much time worrying about catching brooke cheating

that I couldn't study.

[girl screaming]

[maniacal laughter]

[bell ringing] Test time.

Um, miss glass, I have an excuse Letter that you should read.

Great.

I'm a big fan Of parental etching.

"Dear miss glass, please excuse My patient, carmen ferrara,

"From bio midterm today, On account of the fact

That she has a distended anus."

[all laughing]

You too, huh?

That which does not kill us Makes us stronger.

Enjoy the test.

[cracking]

[no audible Dialogue]

[no audible dialogue]

[sam clearing throat]

[miss glass] Mcpherson,

Eyes on your own paper.

Okay, people, that's it.

[bell ringing]

Read 'em and weep, My little specimens.

Here you go. Next time, try studying.

Oh, how ironic.

Here's a "D" to go with your "D" For "Distended anus" ferrara.

I expected more From you, mcpherson.

Impressive as always.

That must feel pretty good, huh? It does, thanks.

By the way, sour grapes Is a great color on you.

Well done, ladies.

You all got a's.

I see we have A smart squad this year.

Yo, s.D. Scores a tall "B". I'm not greedy.

Were you kicked in the head as A child? Keep your mouth shut.

[sugar daddy] I'm just saying.

[bell ringing]

Come back here, You creepy salesman!

I got a c-minus. This can't be happening.

My life is hideous.

They cheated en masse-- Brooke, nicole, the jocks--

And it threw off the curve.

We have got to go after them.

No, you go after them. I have to go to work.

Mr. Clucks may be All I've got.

I'm on to you.

Okay, all you gotta do Is get sugar daddy talking.

Tape recorder will do the rest, And then we'll have proof.

This is ridiculous. How do you think I'm Gonna pull this off?

They want you to caddy. Walk up, say you reconsidered.

I don't know.

You yourself said You're tired of slipping

In the privileged slime Trail they leave behind.

They're taking us all down.

You're my hero.

Seriously.

I'm off the record, right?

You will not get busted.

No names will be used To protect the heroic.

Hmmm... Bye.

[sugar daddy] Fore!

Damn! Dead again!

Hey, harrison, I gotta thank You, give you some props.

For what?

This golfing idea To de-stress and zen out.

I might start Doing it regularly.

Ball and a half On the right. Firm.

Think so? Yeah, definitely.

All right.

Oh! Swoosh!

Nothing but net, baby.

Nice read, harrison. We should Bring this guy every time.

H-man's a straight-up Mac-caddy.

Not as a caddy, As a player.

What do you think of that?

How'd you guys do On the bobbi glass test?

Aced it.

Took a tall "B". Or, should I say, Nicole took it for me.

What are you talking about?

Yo, she stole the test. Her and mary cherry Hooked me up good.

You cheated? That wasn't very smart.

If they catch you, You're off the team.

I wasn't the only one Who cheated.

What about brooke? Did brooke cheat?

Yo, I never said Brooke cheated.

It doesn't sound like brooke. She's the straight-a girl.

I'm disappointed in you.

You got it right. What I did wasn't clean.

I'm sorry.

Yo, it won't happen Again, I promise.

All right.

Let's get some eats, And you're buying.

Shonuf.

[josh] Harrison, you coming or what?

Uh, yeah, sure.

[bell ringing]

[sam] Harrison.

Excuse me.

Hey.

So, how did it go? You never called me back.

What about the tape? Did you bring up the test?

Yeah, of course, but...

Nothing.

What?

Sugar daddy was dying to Tell the world. I heard him.

I know he cheated.

Yeah, well, Josh didn't cheat.

That I know for sure.

This is me. Don't you start Lying to me, too...

Knock it off already.

As bad as cheating is, Is taping stuff any different?

In both cases, You're stealing information That doesn't belong to you.

And besides, the popular people Are not all monsters.

Just leave it alone.

Yo, h-man. You going To bio class, or what?

Yeah.

[sugar daddy] Come on. Let's go.

[bell ringing]

Brooke, I need To ask you something.

Did you get the answers from Nicole before the bio test?

What?

Did you cheat?

I can't believe You're asking me that.

I know how tight You are with nicole, And she stole the test,

And I know things have been Crazy for you at home.

My dad may be dishonest, but it Doesn't mean that I am, okay?

Brooke? [brooke panting]

Babe?

[echoing] What's wrong?

Brooke? What's wrong?

You okay? You okay?

You okay? You okay?

Miss mcqueen, Are you using drugs?

Pills, crank, dope, Smack, juice?

I'm not on drugs. I would never do that.

Nurse glass, why did I Have this attack?

I am no doctor, but I'd say

The pressures The average teen faces today--

It's good a reason as any To feel like crap.

You've got grades, college Worries, family difficulties,

Identity crisis, Hormonal changes...

The fact that you deal With all these

And still continue To brilliantly accessorize...

Miss mcqueen, Color me impressed.

Would you like me to call your Dad to have him pick you up?

There's nothing like The comforts of home.

It's not my home anymore.

[bell ringing]

Mr. Grant.

Hey.

Sorry, sorry...

Mr. Grant, hi.

I got a message You wanted to see me.

I had a breakthrough In the cheating story.

A friend went under cover And got a taped confession

Of one of the cheaters Admitting the whole thing.

It's confirmed. Nicole julian stole the test

And gave it to all her jock And cheerleading pals.

So, you ready To move forward?

Yeah, but as a courtesy,

I have to talk to my source And make sure they're prepared.

Okay. Let me know. Okay.

I could not believe my ears. That girl is possessed.

She's satan herself. This is a disaster.

We're gonna be humiliated In front of everybody.

What do you mean we? You didn't cheat, remember?

Great news, you guys.

Those abercrombie and bitches Are going down.

What? [carmen] What do you mean?

Check out tomorrow's paper. The cheaters will be outed,

The crooked curve Will be repaired,

And joy will be returned To slinging mudville.

We could all wind up Getting b's.

Oh, my god, I love this. Oh, my god.

Have you guys seen harrison? I've got to talk to him.

There's harrison.

Check it out. Your mom's Sleeping with the enemy,

And, apparently, He's dining with them.

Bye.

Try out For the golf team.

I never thought of golf As a team sport.

Um, hey, can I talk to you?

Not right now. I'm kind of busy.

[josh] That a boy, harrison.

[sugar daddy] My man.

[knocking]

Run it.

You can wash them as much as you Want. They'll never be clean.

I appreciate your Lady macbeth tribute.

Don't you ever get tired Of hating me?

Sometimes. Then I remind myself

That you're a liar And that you and your father Are ruining my life,

And that gets me Back on track.

Sam, please don't run This article.

Fine.

I'll do that when you step up And admit to my face

That you're a hypocrite And you cheated.

Okay.

I cheated, And I'm a hypocrite.

I'm not myself anymore.

I haven't been...

Since our parents got together.

And this week, It was the worst.

I saw your mom and my dad In my kitchen,

And they had just had sex.

Uh, I saw them doing it At my house, too.

Did you feel betrayed?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I tried to study that night, And I couldn't.

And then the next morning, I felt all this pressure,

And I cracked.

And I broke into Nicole's locker

And looked at the master For the bio test.

Nobody knows but you.

Why are you telling me These things?

You hate my guts.

I guess, in a strange way,

You're the only person That understands What I'm going through.

Yeah.

It's not so easy when You start losing respect For your parents, huh?

Especially when they're The only one that you've got.

I'm not gonna run That article, brooke.

You know what? Maybe you should.

I cheated, and I Deserve what I get.

No.

I don't think either of us

Deserve what we're Going through.

You know?

I guess.

Hey, sam.

I was wrong about you.

I'm really sorry.

Hey.

Hey, sammie. What do you need?

The plates for the next Issue of zapruter. I'm killing a story.

Sorry, sammie, Papers are gone.

Very funny, snuff.

We never print 'til midnight, And I'm way early.

Can I have the plate, please?

Mr. Grant said there was A hot scoop and we should rush,

So I did.

Papers went for distribution About 15 minutes ago.

Okay.

Not even a snake's belly is Lower than you are, narc.

[nicole] Time for a name change.

From tippy typewriter To shasta mcnasty narc.

You're dead, narcoholic.

You used us.

We gave you a chance To rise above dweebdom,

And you dweebed out. Wait a minute.

You denying it? Look me in the eye, And tell me you didn't do it.

I'm not gonna lie to you.

I taped you, but it's Not what you think. I got used myself.

I thought you were okay. Got any wires under that shirt?

Don't touch me. Don't ever touch me.

Yeah?

Take him out, josh. Take him out.

[all] Fight! Fight! Fight!

Kick his ass!

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

[sugar daddy] Josh, you got him! Bring him down!

Stop it! This is insane.

Come on, sugar.

Harrison, I'm so sorry... I can't talk to you right now.

I don't know if I ever Want to talk to you again.

Hey, pookie.

You okay?

Honey?

Oh. Thanks.

Um...

No, I'm, um, not okay.

Um, am I missing Something here?

I'm the one who got Nailed in the article.

Mcscum mcpherson even named me: "The ringleader of the theft

Is a beautiful, blonde, Popular cheerleader."

She was talking about me.

I, um...

I took the exam out Of your locker, nic,

And...

And I cheated, And then I confessed to sam.

She set me up.

See, she, um...

She was bluffing about having Information about the cheating,

And used the fact That I was feeling vulnerable

To get the information Out of me.

So, um...

I...

Did this to you.

God, I'm sorry.

Brooke, I tried to stop it.

Congratulations, sam.

You said I was naive And gullible to trust,

And you proved me right.

Okay, people, listen up.

There are serious allegations In this week's zapruder reporter

That cheating may have Occurred on my midterm.

So...

Cheaters...

Step forward.

It'll be much worse If you wait.

[miss glass] Fine, Let me rephrase my wrath.

Somebody better step forward Now, or the whole class fails.

[all gasping, groaning]

[miss glass] What's the matter?

Our little cheaters bashful?

According to the paper,

The ringleader's a popular Blonde cheerleader.

Ring any bells, queen bee? Buzz, buzz.

[nicole] I admit it.

I cheated.

So book me.

Anybody else? Nope, that about covers it.

[miss glass] Very well, then. Miss julian,

A.K.A. Dirty cheater,

Please wait in The lonely corridor,

While I summon principal hall.

You have committed A serious offense, miss julian,

And you can be sure I will not tolerate cheating.

Do you have any explanation To offer for your actions?

Is this the part where I'm supposed to apologize

Because I'm a teenager, And under stress,

And nobody understands me?

I'm not gonna do that, Principal hall.

Let me fill you in On my world view.

My dad cheated on my mom, and Vice versa. I grew up with it.

Recently, I read that Over 70% of the population

Cheated on their taxes.

I came of age in a decade Ruled by a president

Who told the nation that He cheated in several forums.

He was never punished.

His popularity ratings improved.

So am I sorry I cheated?

Hell, no, I'm not sorry.

I'm the norm.

But you are feeling stressed, Correct? Overextended?

I'm a type "A". Absolutely.

Perhaps I can Lighten your load.

As punishment For your cheating,

I am revoking your participation In homecoming next week.

You can't do that.

Ooh, you watch me!

You cheated, didn't you?

Yeah, I did.

So you lied to me.

You want to know the only Thing worse than that?

Is not taking Responsibility for it.

Not cool, brooke. Not cool.

Nic, I'm sorry. I should have stood up with you.

Criticize my grooming, anything.

I just can't take The silent treatment.

Sorry you've been benched. It's a loss for me And the school.

I just hope the lesson of Today's afterschool special Is clear to you--

Cheaters never prosper.

You can run, but you can't hide, Emory. Distended anus?

You are gonna pay for that, Literally. I want my $150 back.

I can't. All right?

I'm so stressed That I spent it

On aromatherapy candles.

Hey.

Eventually you're gonna Have to talk to me.

I didn't mean For this to happen.

But it did, sam. Own it.

I am so sick of you And your agenda.

All you do is plot to Bring down brooke mcqueen.

You're possessed. If things are Really so bad at home, run away.

At least give us a break. That is so cold.

You lied, too. You told me you Didn't have anything on tape,

But you did, so climb down Off your cross.

You're upset because I dared To hang out with somebody

Not from this group, Not pre-approved by you.

And it makes you feel insecure Because it makes you wonder If you don't fit in.

Listen, social-climber,

If you'd invest half As much time to loyalty As you do brown-nosing

To people you don't know, Let alone like, we wouldn't Be having this argument.

You guys, come on. I can't take this anymore. My nerves are fried.

Just stop it, okay? Be civil.

[all gasp]

Let me guess...

You're sorry?

You didn't mean it.

I confided in you.

That was a big mistake, Huh, sam?

You're such a sneaky liar, And I am through

With you hurting me And the people I care about.

♪ war yeah ♪

♪ what is it good for absolutely nothing ♪

Now your true colors Come shining though.

Yep.

I am so glad I didn't fold Because of your sob story.

You shallow, vain cheater.

[brooke] Oh!

That's it!

Food fight!

[all shouting]

[♪♪ singing continues, indistinct]

♪ war good god, y'all ♪

♪ what is it good for ♪

Try this, brooke. It's low-cal.

♪ war whoa, whoa, lord ♪

♪ what is it good for absolutely nothing ♪

I hate you, you witch!

[carmen] Where do you think you're going?

[sharp whistle]

What the hell's Going on in here?

♪ war good god, y'all ♪

I'm sorry. You asked us a question?

[principal hall] Yes.

"How did this begin?" That was the question.

But with the graphic retelling Of your stories here, You ladies,

I think we all know.

Sam and brooke are causing A divisiveness here at kennedy

That I can no longer tolerate.

We've lost patience, too, With the entire situation.

Mike and I have been talking...

[mike] And we need To own our part in this.

This has been a tough period For you, and we bear more Than part of the blame.

[both] Yeah. We've lied.

All of us. And we've all been... [jane] Dishonest.

But that is gonna change, Starting right now.

The bigger, higher truth here, You guys, is jane and I,

We love each other,

And we have a responsibility To express that in front of you.

Sam, I'm not trying To replace your father.

[jane] And, brooke, I'm not Trying to replace your mom. I just want to be your friend.

Jane and I both feel That if you two can Get past this pettiness

And this territorial nonsense, You could be friends.

Sam, side with me here. That is never going to happen.

Tell them. Brooke's right.

We have a firm commitment To disliking each other.

Okay. We've told you The truth, so...

Now we're gonna tell you The consequence.

We're moving in together Next week.

[mike] All of us.

♪ to bend and not to break ♪

♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪

♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪

♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪

♪ ooh, la la la la ♪

♪ ooh, la la la la ♪