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God, we made a beautiful couple.

Yeah, I guess we did.

You know something, honey?

What? I'm still as hot for you as the first time I met you.

You're really something else.

Oh.

oh oh

I'd be wrong.

Thanks for everything, babe.

I love you so much, honey.

I love you too.

Remember when we first met?

All you kept trying to do was get into my pants.

And all you kept saying is no, no, no.

It was hard.

It certainly was.

Yeah.

Hey, need any help?

I'd love some. I'm stuck.

Here you go.

Ready?

I guess.

Here.

Let's try again. One, two, three.

Whoops. Oh, well, I guess if at first you can't succeed... Give up? I never

up.

Here we go.

Thanks. Anytime.

Hey, what's your name?

Rhonda. What's yours?

Tom. Hello.

Thank you.

Always glad to help out a beautiful woman like yourself.

You're a real charmer.

Well, bye. Gotta go now.

Tom?

Care for some hot chocolate?

Sure.

So you're a football player and you're trying to work your way through college?

Well, and other things. What about yourself?

Oh. I'm just starting to teach grammar school.

That's all.

I've led kind of a boring life compared to yours. Well, maybe I could add a

little excitement to it.

I don't even know you.

Well, let me introduce myself.

Hey, what's the matter? Don't you like guys?

No, it's not that.

It's just that I'm not used to this.

Is that what you meant by a boring life?

Uh -huh. You see, I intend to save myself for the man I'm going to marry.

You don't even fool around?

Oh, no. I am going to be pure and untouched for my husband.

You're very virtuous.

I admire that.

Thanks. Hey, I don't mind that you don't fool around with other men.

I'd really like to see you again.

I'd like to see you. I really would.

I'd better leave.

I didn't even finish shoveling the snow yet, and it's getting dark.

Say, why don't you write down your phone number?

Sure.

Hey, how are you? I'm

glad

you're late. Come on in.

Glad you're late.

Only a bitch like you would be climbing walls by now.

Well, I just met some potential husband material.

So I played the old I'm a virgin act.

Why? Why? Because I want the man I marry to respect and admire me. Hey, look,

man, enough of this lovey -dovey shit. We came to fuck you, baby, and let's

fuck.

Sit down and make yourselves comfortable.

I'll be right back.

Nice stuff, eh, baby?

We all went crazy.

You said it.

I want my husband to respect me.

I sure wouldn't go with a chick she didn't put out, you know what I mean?

You know, it's going to be some fucking dumb sucker she met, you know?

Marry her.

Hey,

marry her or not, man, we're still going to come here once a week.

Come and get it, boys, while it's nice and hot.

I thought you would never call.

I was so cold.

But I did.

Remember that double date we went on?

Oh, the drive -in.

I'll never forget that night.

I thought you were going to kill me.

Yeah.

Jim and Vicky were in the back seat, fucking their brains out.

And you wouldn't even let me touch you.

I'll never forget.

That night.

Oh, Dad.

Oh, Dad.

More

popcorn?

No, thank you. Maybe later.

Oh,

this movie's great.

What do you think of the movie so far?

It's interesting, but I don't understand how that girl can be a virgin.

That must be the tenth guy she's told that to.

Well, no one's fucked her in her left ear yet.

Oh.

Oh, this movie is really hot.

It's turning me on.

Oh, this movie's turning me on.

Yeah, it's turning me on.

This movie's not turning me on at all.

Come on, honey, relax.

I'm going to turn you on.

Are you relaxed?

Oh, no.

Come on, baby.

You can get into it. I can't. I just can't. Come on, just a little foreplay,

honey. Come on. I'm sorry, Tom. I'm just not ready to give myself to you.

I understand.

Want some popcorn?

Yeah.

Oh, baby.

At least those two are having a good time.

Yeah.

Oh, you're doing so good.

Oh, you're doing so...

Oh, no, stop.

Oh, no,

stop. Excuse me for a second. I've got to go to the ladies' room.

I'll be right back.

Oh, suck your cock.

Oh,

sit down, baby.

Oh,

sit down, baby.

Hey,

come here.

Come here.

Hey, you, come here.

Want to get stoned?

Sure. Come on in.

Here you go.

Take the red.

What's the thing?

Hey, you don't think I'm weird or anything because I'm here by myself, you

Good? I don't think you're weird.

My friend's sick. He couldn't make it.

You like these kind of movies?

Yeah. Oh,

put your lips on it.

Nice and happy.

I've got the notion.

Most of them can make the motion.

I've got a guy who's got it all.

He makes a girl feel ten feet tall.

He can keep it up.

Keep it up.

Is that a sock in your crotch? You're glad to see me, hmm?

Yeah, well, it's a sock.

What are you doing? Sock, huh?

Sock. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

What? It's a sock. Yeah.

What's your lips say?

Say that out loud, babe.

oh baby

Keep it up, keep it up baby Keep

it up, keep it up baby

oh oh

oh

Oh, my God. Oh, second, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh.

See you later. Hey, wait, what's your name?

What's your name?

Hey, get back. What's your name?

Hey.

Hey, want 10 bucks or something? Hey, come on, stay.

Holy fuck.

What took you so long? That time of the month.

Can I have some popcorn?

You missed the climax of the movie. I caught it in the parking lot.

Mmm, this popcorn tastes delicious.

Jerking off in the popcorn. No wonder it tasted so good.

Yeah, I thought you were going to kill me when you found out.

You're still alive, aren't you? Yeah.

But the things you put me through... Like your car breaking down in Lover's

Lane? That was very embarrassing.

Serves you right for trying to take advantage of me.

Well, I might have my bad points, but I remember you the morning after your

bridal shower.

You had the worst hangover? Yeah.

You never did tell me what went on at that party.

And I never will.

Come on, honey.

You can tell me.

All I can say is that it was wild.

Really wild.

Oh, I love it. Thank you

all for the nice show.

I haven't given you the big surprise. Big surprise?

Yeah, kind of a last night fling before you tie the knot. Well, what is it?

Surprise! Surprise!

Hi,

boys. Come on in.

And let's make it good, because this has to last me a long time.

So you finally got it.

What? Stuck in a barrel.

Yeah, I can't believe it. It seemed like just last week when you met that dude.

It was.

A little liquid refreshment, sir?

Say, I'd like to propose a farewell toke to our lovely,

lovely stone head.

May your husband believe you always have been a virgin.

I

don't know

what to say.

Just say yes when you get to the altar.

Yes, when I say

you know

Here comes the bride.

Here comes the bride.

Oh, shit! The bride already came!

I was never so drunk in my entire life.

And then our wedding day.

One of the happiest moments of my life.

Mine too.

I was so nervous.

I was shaking like a leaf. What a day it was.

Getting ready to walk up to that preacher, making sure I was perfect for

I don't know how I ever made it.

What's the matter?

God, Rhonda, you're going to make such a beautiful bride.

Thanks, Jenny. We better hurry. We haven't much time left.

I know.

Are you sure something isn't bothering you? You're acting so strange.

You have such smooth skin.

So silky and soft.

I love to touch it.

Jenny! Jenny!

What?

I asked you if something was wrong.

No, nothing's wrong. Nothing at all.

You're acting quite peculiar. Are you sure?

Yes, something is wrong.

Do you want to talk about it?

Yes, I would.

What's the matter?

Well, ever since I've known you, I don't know how to say this.

Johnny, come on. Don't be afraid.

You can tell me.

I love you, Rhonda.

Oh, Jenny, I had no idea you felt this way.

You're not afraid of me?

Afraid?

Afraid of love?

It's such a natural thing.

Rhonda, I want to make love to you.

You turn me on, you've got magic.

You build me up, you've got magic.

When you turn the thief, you've got magic.

You turn me on, you got that.

You feel me on, you got that.

When you turn the beat, you got that.

You've got magic.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This is really nice.

Yes, this is a nice room, isn't it? Allow me to show you the room.

This is the bed.

This is the closet.

And this is the bathroom. Ah, yes, the most important room of all.

Get ready for me, honey. I'll be out in a second.

Cheapskate.

Oh, I'm sorry he didn't give you a tip.

Oh, that's all right, ma 'am. It's not your fault.

He's so nervous, he probably forgot.

I wish there was something I could do.

There is.

Oh, sweet, but we like to be alone.

I think.

Honey, I'm almost ready.

I'm getting ready.

Honey, I'm coming out. Are you ready for me?

Oh, shit.

Get in there.

Here I come.

Oh, babe, I've been waiting for this moment for such a long time.

Thank you, honey.

Oh honey, that's nice.

Oh God, it feels so warm inside of me.

I'll try my damn best to make this one hell of a night to remember.

Please, Tom, just be gentle and go slowly.

I'll try to be gentle and slow and...

It hurts.

Relax.

You alone hurt the second.

Oh, God, you feel the warm inside of me.

Does it still hurt? Oh, no.

Just keep doing that nice and slow.

I'll tell him.

Feel good, baby? Oh, yeah, honey.

It's good.

Oh, baby.

Oh, you're so nice and tight.

I want to come inside you.

I feel the warmth of your seminal fluid all over my body.

Oh, I'm coming, baby.

Thanks, honey, for saving your virginity for our wedding night.

I did it all for you, honey.

Well, it's getting late.

Let's go to sleep. I've got to go to work tomorrow.

And I have so many things to do.

First, I have to go to the butcher's.

And then the plumber will be here at 10, so I have to be back by then.

And the milkman, I almost forgot.

He'll be here to get paid just after you leave tomorrow.

Oh, yes.

Then I've got to walk the dog with Mr. K around one o 'clock.

I'm so glad you never fool around with other men.

You're my only man, honey.

Oh, no.

I forgot my dentist appointment.

How am I going to squeeze them all in?

You'll do it.

Now get some sleep.

Good night, honey.

Good night.