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This sucks!
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This is my summer vacation?
Looking out at the street?
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Hey, don't sell the street short,
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lotta cool stuff happens out there.
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Yesterday I saw a guy
pushing a broken salon chair.
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All my friends are off doing cool stuff.
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Toshi's at SAT camp,
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Barry's teaching tracing
at his old daycare,
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and Snot's working at his
uncle's meatpacking plant.
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Those are cool things.
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Summer vacation's the worst.
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You shut your queso hole, amigo.
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Summer vacation is the sole
reason I became a principal.
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Well, that and the easy
access to low-grade drugs.
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It's summer! We can do anything we want!
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Ride bikes to RB Burger,
take a piss off the ol' bridge.
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Hell, we could explore those
unfinished homes on the edge of town.
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Ah, that stuff is all so lame!
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What is it you want to do, Steve?
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Actually, I did have this great
idea the guys never wanted to do.
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Design an app where kids can hang
with other kids. No parents. No adults.
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A place where kids are free to
connect and blossom on their own.
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Hell yeah,
I consider myself a kid at heart.
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Well, no one treats me
like an adult, at least.
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And you know I want
what's best for kids.
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All I do is in their honor.
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[FOOTSTEPS STOMPING]
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Oh! It's the guy with the salon chair!
He's going the other way!
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Maybe he was going the wrong way before.
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[CHUCKLES] Something tells me that
cat's always going the wrong way.
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[♪ PATRIOTIC FANFARE]
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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[CHORUS] ♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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On my app, without adult influence,
kids can just connect and have fun!
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Kids do hate adults up in their biz!
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[KLAUS] Yeah, but how you going
to keep the adults off the app?
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[STEVE] Kids can hear two to three
registers higher than adults.
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So, by using an audio login,
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we could keep adults out.
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[PRINCIPAL LEWIS] Ah. Smart!
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[KLAUS] Well, the most important
thing for any app is influencers.
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Influencers bring traffic to the site.
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[MAN] Hey, I'm kayaking down here!
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I follow all the big influencers
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and if I could get my
hands on a few green ones,
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they could become the real
deal and get you tons of users.
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You got a name for the app?
Gotta have a cool name.
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I was thinking KidzZone.
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- [BOTH] Euch!
- Horrible.
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Kids don't like stuff that
sounds like it's for kids.
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All the cool vapes I take from
kids have sexy, vague names like...
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Blue Violet.
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Whoa!
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Hey! My gut is going crazy.
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[STOMACH GURGLES]
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There must be an amazing idea in here.
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Oh, Hideki's gut
is famously business savvy.
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Hey, my son's funny-looking friend,
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do you see anyone in here
who might have an idea?
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Me! I do!
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A social media app for kids only,
no adults allowed!
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And it's called... Blue Violet.
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[LAUGHS HEARTILY]
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That's so stupid. What a stupid name.
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And run by a kid?
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[CONTINUES LAUGHING]
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That is too funny.
I'm finding this all very funny. [GASPS]
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Maybe this is the good idea.
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Chicken, froyo, some kinda tan stuff.
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This has so much flavor! [GULPS]
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Almost too much flavor
for my stomach to contain!
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Hideki's right.
We can't start a tech company.
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No, no, no, no, Steve.
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Now we must start the company.
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To spite Hideki's sorry ass.
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- What?
- The fish is right.
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When you're faced with adversity,
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you've gotta remember one thing...
Fuck the haters.
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Yeah, huck them faders, bro.
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Come on, Brian, let's educate this kid.
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[RAPPING] ♪ Huck them, huck them
Huck them faders bro ♪
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♪ Huck them, huck them
Huck them faders bro ♪
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♪ When people give you shit
You tell 'em where to go ♪
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♪ H-E-double-L
and you can add an "o" ♪
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♪ If you standing in my
way you can get bent ♪
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♪ I should kill you fool
But I gave it up for Lent ♪
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♪ Let 'em get you heated
Make your blood boil ♪
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♪ Let that rev your engine
like a 90 octane oil ♪
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♪ Time for you to nut up
Time for you to buck up ♪
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♪ Tell Hideki and his kind to
kindly shut the [BLEEP] up ♪
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♪ Listen to us
We know what we're sayin' ♪
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♪ We're the baddest boys around
And I ain't even playin' ♪
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♪ I got a sick orange
truck and a fly alcove ♪
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♪ And all around my town
They look at me as if my name's Hov ♪
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♪ You think I briefly dated Danuta
By listening to haters ♪
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♪ No, I told them where to go
and suck my now and laters ♪
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♪ It's ya boy Brian Lewis
And I'm here to boast ♪
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♪ Top-four principal on
the whole east coast ♪
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♪ Well known from Newport
news to Michigan ♪
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♪ I take little punks and
mold them into citizens ♪
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♪ But if you come at me wrong
Be it night or day ♪
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♪ I'll burn it all down and yell ♪
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♪ Come out and play ♪
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♪ It's not just from us whom
you should take a page ♪
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♪ Steve Jobs started Apple
'cause he knew how to rage ♪
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♪ If Marie Curie wasn't pissed
There'd be no radium at all ♪
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♪ And Miley would have never
written Wrecking Ball ♪
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♪ Steve, you're a badass bitch
So let 'em know ♪
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♪ Direct 'em to your nuts ♪
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♪ And tell them where to blow ♪
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♪ Come on! ♪
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Oh, ouch!
That guy didn't know what hit him.
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What happened?
Where's the Ridiculousness?
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[SCREAMING]
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It's turning channels, but nothing's on!
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It's the cable.
I'm on with the cable company.
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He says their whole
business model is broken.
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Gotta buy a streaming box or something.
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No! No, no. Cable worked.
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This is not a streaming house.
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But then no Ridiculousness.
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How are we going to have fun?
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Jeffy, people been having fun for eons,
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sharing stories and songs.
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I got this old banjo.
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Nope, I'm out.
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I'm gonna go light a
cigarette off the stove
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and smoke the whole thing inside.
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Thanks again for pushing
me to start this.
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Oh, look at the server!
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See that blinking light?
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That means we have a user!
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Probably from me, man.
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Been bustin' my fin all over town
trying to market the app to kids.
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Hanging around schools,
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that bagel shop the
Chimdale High girls go to.
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Carefully inserting myself
in their conversations.
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I don't like the sound of that.
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Don't worry, I'm a marketing guru, bro.
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There he is!
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That fish tried to get
my kid to some website
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with no adult supervision!
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My son says he kept repeating
"no adult supervision."
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Gotta stay on message.
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I emailed every parent I know,
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and posted on as many Facebook
pages as possible to tell their kids
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to stay away from your terrible site!
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Thanks a lot, Klaus! We're ruined!
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Whoa! Look! The server!
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[LAUGHS] If there's one
thing kids love doing,
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it's what their parents
tell them not to do.
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Pssh. Don't you ever doubt me,
I'm the voice of the youth, son.
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I have the mind of a child.
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Hey, Stevie Jobs.
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I just got a notice
from Langley Electric
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that we're using $800 of juice a day!
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Hmm. I think Roger got a new
Dyson vacuum. Maybe that's it.
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Either cover the costs or shut it down.
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Steve, maybe it's time to take
on a few local advertisers.
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No! We're never gonna do ads!
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Maybe that's why I am here.
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My gut led me here late last night.
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I spent the last five
days at Langley General.
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While there I realized your app
probably was the idea my tummy liked,
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and not the plate of garbage I ate.
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It takes a big man to realize that.
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Please, let me invest
in your childish company.
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I'll give you all the money you need,
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you keep doing what you're doing,
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and we split it all 50-50.
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I'll do it.
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But you only get 25%.
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25%?
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Yeah,
'cause we're splitting it four ways.
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Gut?
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[STOMACH GURGLING]
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- Deal.
- Yes!
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♪ Level up, level up, level up ♪
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♪ Blue Violet ♪
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♪ I've been working my
whole life for this ♪
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♪ I'm on the straight and
narrow so I would never miss ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ I've got big brain energy
and I know how to use it ♪
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♪ Now I got this chance
I'm not gonna lose it ♪
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♪ We're blowin' up out of here ♪
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♪ Levelin' up
past the stratosphere ♪
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♪ It's not the time to fade ♪
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♪ It's the time to shine ♪
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♪ 'Cause the chance is now ♪
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♪ Oh, the moment is mine ♪
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♪ Now we got kids logging on
across the globe, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ All the way from Taipei
to Rome and Mexico ♪
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♪ 'Cause kids are the future
Adults are the past ♪
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♪ So climb on your modem
And kiss my digital ass ♪
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♪ S-Train, K-Dog, LewLew
You know that's tight ♪
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♪ The three of us
We keep the ship upright ♪
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♪ 'm the one in charge My man
Klaus Best marketer in the game ♪
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♪ And Lewis he came
up with the name ♪
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So you came up with the name?
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That's right Jimmy.
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Blue Violet.
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Ha-ha! That's so funny.
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I laugh so hard at everything.
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♪ Yo, it's your boy Klaus ♪
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♪ I run the influencer house ♪
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♪ I keep traffic flowin'
to the site ♪
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♪ With dancers and
singers that delight ♪
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♪ Got a guy that prays to the Lord ♪
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♪ And a girl that can
chop through a board ♪
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♪ This girl knows how
to make leftovers last ♪
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♪ And this guy makes
sandwiches super fast ♪
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♪ I keep this house purring
Like a Porsche Cayenne ♪
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♪ A tech temple fit
for a Digital Mayan ♪
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♪ And like a 10-year-old
that looks presidential ♪
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♪ We're not even close to
reaching our potential ♪
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♪ It's not the time to fade ♪
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♪ It's the time to shine ♪
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♪ 'Cause the chance is now ♪
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♪ Oh, the moment is mine ♪
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♪ Level up, level up, level up ♪
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♪ Blue violet... ♪
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[♪ BLUEGRASS BANJO PLAYING]
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This is great fun.
I don't miss TV at all.
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But... would anyone mind if
we classed it up just a touch?
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I'm already there.
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Classy!
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This summer vacation
has turned out amazing!
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For us, and all the kids talking
to each other on our app!
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I heard a kid from Sweden
and another from Rhode Island
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are working on solving climate change!
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Using bootleg Simpsons porn!
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Man, great ideas always seem
so obvious after the fact.
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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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Ah, good, you all are together.
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Magic Merv's Gummy Vegan Treats
made us a multi-million-dollar offer
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for naming rights to our video player.
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It's not an ad, technically.
243
00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,290
[ALL] No!
244
00:10:56,290 --> 00:10:58,459
So sorry, I don't know what got into me.
245
00:10:58,459 --> 00:11:01,545
I ate some more garbage the other day,
maybe that's it.
246
00:11:06,717 --> 00:11:09,553
So, uh, Simpsons porn, you say?
247
00:11:12,681 --> 00:11:14,058
Sorry to keep you waiting,
248
00:11:14,058 --> 00:11:16,435
we're planning the world's
first digital sleepover.
249
00:11:16,435 --> 00:11:17,853
No rules, no bedtimes.
250
00:11:17,853 --> 00:11:20,272
Drink Mountain Dew,
wet the bed, doesn't matter.
251
00:11:20,272 --> 00:11:21,941
Steve Smith.
252
00:11:21,941 --> 00:11:24,109
Tina McTines, teen journalist
for the New York Teen Times.
253
00:11:24,109 --> 00:11:25,319
I'll get right into it.
254
00:11:25,319 --> 00:11:27,321
I love the heart behind Blue Violet.
255
00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:30,866
Which is why I was so bummed
to see you start allow advertising.
256
00:11:30,866 --> 00:11:32,159
No, no, no, no, no.
257
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,661
We'll never have advertising.
258
00:11:33,661 --> 00:11:35,371
Uh, yes you do.
259
00:11:36,622 --> 00:11:38,415
Ahh! Ahh!
260
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,042
Ahh!
261
00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:43,295
Sexy Sodas? Big Fun Guns?
262
00:11:43,295 --> 00:11:44,672
We said no ads!
263
00:11:44,672 --> 00:11:46,048
And I noted that.
264
00:11:46,048 --> 00:11:47,716
But even with your three "no" votes,
265
00:11:47,716 --> 00:11:51,387
the board still voted in favor
of allowing advertising.
266
00:11:51,387 --> 00:11:52,471
Board?
267
00:11:52,471 --> 00:11:54,056
You agreed to the board of fat cats
268
00:11:54,056 --> 00:11:55,933
the first day you signed
into your computer.
269
00:11:55,933 --> 00:11:58,268
It was in the little
Terms and Agreement popup.
270
00:11:58,268 --> 00:12:00,980
Or didn't you read it?
You clicked that you read it.
271
00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:03,357
What? Nobody reads those.
272
00:12:03,357 --> 00:12:04,400
[LAUGHS HEARTILY]
273
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,985
I know!
274
00:12:05,985 --> 00:12:07,653
I tricked you!
275
00:12:07,653 --> 00:12:11,323
I thought it would be easy
because you are a kid and it was!
276
00:12:11,323 --> 00:12:12,533
[STOMACH GURGLES]
277
00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:14,159
Hey! I have another idea.
278
00:12:14,159 --> 00:12:16,286
Let's vote Steve and his
friends out of the company!
279
00:12:16,286 --> 00:12:18,288
All in favor?
280
00:12:18,288 --> 00:12:22,710
Oh, and we also get to
name your first-born child!
281
00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:25,087
That was in the terms as well!
282
00:12:25,087 --> 00:12:28,215
We're thinking Dorkface Stinkerbutt!
283
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:32,720
Unless it's a boy!
Then we're gonna call him Gary!
284
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,764
[LAUGHING]
285
00:12:39,268 --> 00:12:41,937
Klaus, Hideki stole the company!
286
00:12:41,937 --> 00:12:43,147
What's going on here?
287
00:12:43,147 --> 00:12:44,440
I don't know, man.
288
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,525
I think drugs may have
gotten into the house.
289
00:12:46,525 --> 00:12:47,901
I'm up! I'm up!
290
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,903
- Ca-ka!
- Ca-ka!
291
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,989
Up? It's 4:00 p.m.
292
00:12:51,989 --> 00:12:53,782
Certified mail from Blue Violet.
293
00:12:53,782 --> 00:12:55,534
But we're Blue Violet.
294
00:12:56,452 --> 00:12:58,328
[GASPS] Eviction?
295
00:12:58,328 --> 00:12:59,955
That's what I've been telling you!
296
00:12:59,955 --> 00:13:03,208
Hideki installed a board of
directors and kicked us out!
297
00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:05,169
Hey man, you got to change your tone,
298
00:13:05,169 --> 00:13:09,006
Lewis and I are on a lot of Molly.
299
00:13:09,631 --> 00:13:11,717
[♪ HARPSICORD PLAYING]
300
00:13:12,301 --> 00:13:13,469
Hayley.
301
00:13:13,469 --> 00:13:14,553
Jeffrey.
302
00:13:14,553 --> 00:13:16,472
- Roger.
- Stan.
303
00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:22,019
This is exactly the dumb shit
I knew was going to happen.
304
00:13:22,019 --> 00:13:26,023
Man, it might be the total lack of
serotonin in my brain right now,
305
00:13:26,023 --> 00:13:28,150
but I am devastated.
306
00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:30,944
Hideki stole everything from us.
307
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:34,364
And the app is doing the exact
opposite of what it was supposed to.
308
00:13:34,364 --> 00:13:36,033
It's actually hurting kids.
309
00:13:36,033 --> 00:13:38,368
I heard child obesity is up 200%
310
00:13:38,368 --> 00:13:40,370
since they let all those ads on.
311
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:44,041
I got all this stuff on your app!
312
00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:45,459
[LOUD POP]
313
00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:47,294
Thanks, Steve!
314
00:13:49,088 --> 00:13:51,048
We should've never even started the app.
315
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,050
Then let's destroy it.
316
00:13:53,050 --> 00:13:55,385
Yeah, let's huck Fideki up!
317
00:13:55,385 --> 00:13:56,887
Wait a second,
318
00:13:56,887 --> 00:13:59,389
I did install a kill switch
in the original programming
319
00:13:59,389 --> 00:14:02,226
back when we started and
I didn't trust you guys.
320
00:14:02,226 --> 00:14:03,852
- Great thinking!
- So smart!
321
00:14:03,852 --> 00:14:05,687
We just have to get to the servers.
322
00:14:05,687 --> 00:14:07,022
Good luck with that,
323
00:14:07,022 --> 00:14:09,108
I'm buddies with the
security guards there
324
00:14:09,108 --> 00:14:13,403
and they're always bragging about how
it's impossible to break into that place.
325
00:14:13,403 --> 00:14:15,823
And they say it with such bad breath!
326
00:14:15,823 --> 00:14:18,992
Which I jokingly call the
first level of security.
327
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,536
Come on, the three of us created
328
00:14:20,536 --> 00:14:23,413
the greatest app for children
in the history of the world!
329
00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:24,915
Surely we can think of something.
330
00:14:24,915 --> 00:14:26,834
Maybe that's it... the app!
331
00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:28,877
We can use it the way it was intended.
332
00:14:28,877 --> 00:14:31,255
Use the app to defeat the app.
333
00:14:31,255 --> 00:14:32,506
What? What are we doing?
334
00:14:32,506 --> 00:14:35,467
We can outsource help
from kids on the app.
335
00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:38,887
Adults still can't log in.
Hideki'll never see it coming.
336
00:14:38,887 --> 00:14:40,639
Never see what exactly?
337
00:14:40,639 --> 00:14:43,475
Write down all the security features
your buddies told you about.
338
00:14:43,475 --> 00:14:45,853
And I'll start getting us help.
339
00:14:45,853 --> 00:14:47,271
Guys, for real.
340
00:14:47,271 --> 00:14:48,772
What are we doing?
341
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,317
[PRINCIPAL LEWIS] Blue Violet?
342
00:14:52,317 --> 00:14:55,195
[SMIRKS] I got a new name for you...
343
00:14:55,821 --> 00:14:57,447
Blue Violence.
344
00:14:58,313 --> 00:14:59,741
[RAPPING] ♪ To my generation ♪
345
00:14:59,741 --> 00:15:01,827
♪ This is a call ♪
346
00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:05,581
♪ The old ways not working
It's time for a change ♪
347
00:15:05,581 --> 00:15:07,875
♪ Don't know what I'm sayin'
Get the fuck out my lane ♪
348
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:09,668
♪ We'll take it from here
We mean no pain ♪
349
00:15:09,668 --> 00:15:12,254
♪ Your money and your clout
They just ruinin' the game ♪
350
00:15:12,254 --> 00:15:13,797
♪ But I'm not here
just to complain ♪
351
00:15:13,797 --> 00:15:15,465
♪ You won't see it comin'
Won't see a thang ♪
352
00:15:15,465 --> 00:15:17,384
♪ Rip your arms off
like an orangutan ♪
353
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,928
♪ By the time you wake up
We'll be sippin' champagne ♪
354
00:15:19,928 --> 00:15:21,305
♪ Won't know which way is up ♪
355
00:15:21,305 --> 00:15:22,764
♪ Eatin' your meals from a cup ♪
356
00:15:22,764 --> 00:15:24,975
♪ Tell the stars and the birdies ♪
357
00:15:24,975 --> 00:15:27,144
♪ That I say, wazzup ♪
358
00:15:27,144 --> 00:15:28,937
♪ This marriage, no longer ♪
359
00:15:28,937 --> 00:15:30,480
♪ Has a prenup ♪
360
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,274
♪ I'm like your scorned husband ♪
361
00:15:32,274 --> 00:15:34,359
♪ Pullin' up in the U-Haul truck
362
00:15:34,359 --> 00:15:36,612
♪ You think it's funny but honey,
Nothin' funny 'bout money ♪
363
00:15:36,612 --> 00:15:39,364
♪ 'Cuz now you're messin' with my cash
You think I'm a dummy ♪
364
00:15:39,364 --> 00:15:40,991
♪ I'm hungry and I'm gonna eat ya ♪
365
00:15:40,991 --> 00:15:42,910
♪ You play with my cheese
Better be on a pizza ♪
366
00:15:42,910 --> 00:15:44,786
♪ Now you're prayin'
to God on your knees ♪
367
00:15:44,786 --> 00:15:47,289
♪ Well, get ready
'cuz he wants to meet ya ♪
368
00:15:48,665 --> 00:15:51,793
♪ You just fucked
with the wrong kid ♪
369
00:15:51,793 --> 00:15:55,547
♪ Regrets,
you're about to have a few ♪
370
00:15:55,547 --> 00:15:59,509
♪ Gonna wish that you'd
run away and hid ♪
371
00:15:59,509 --> 00:16:02,512
♪ Remember that when our
nuts drop into view ♪
372
00:16:02,512 --> 00:16:04,223
♪ Hideki ♪
373
00:16:04,223 --> 00:16:06,892
♪ You're a piece of trash
I'm coming for you ♪
374
00:16:06,892 --> 00:16:09,937
♪ Gonna shove my fist up your little [BLEEP]
and there's nothing that you can do ♪
375
00:16:09,937 --> 00:16:12,606
And I'm going to rip that dumb
little gut out your stomach!
376
00:16:12,606 --> 00:16:15,150
And I'm gonna eat that
shit in front of your kids!
377
00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:16,318
Toshi and Akiko!
378
00:16:16,318 --> 00:16:18,403
That's right, I'm sayin' their names.
379
00:16:18,403 --> 00:16:21,907
♪ Do something, motha [BLEEP] ♪
380
00:16:21,907 --> 00:16:23,533
♪ All your [BLEEP]
I'll [BLEEP] on your ass! ♪
381
00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:25,035
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
382
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,294
All right. Go time.
383
00:16:38,507 --> 00:16:39,800
[♪ DRUM BEATING]
384
00:16:42,508 --> 00:16:44,259
_
385
00:16:56,024 --> 00:16:58,944
Okay, Captain Tommy,
let us know when the coast is clear.
386
00:16:58,944 --> 00:17:03,323
Aargh. Security's headed
away on the starboard side.
387
00:17:03,949 --> 00:17:06,050
_
388
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:10,038
Just a few more steps
and the coast be clear.
389
00:17:10,038 --> 00:17:11,999
Aye, the coast be clear.
390
00:17:11,999 --> 00:17:13,083
[BEEPS]
391
00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:19,965
[♪ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
392
00:17:21,403 --> 00:17:23,499
_
393
00:17:24,136 --> 00:17:25,637
[BIRDS COOING]
394
00:17:35,814 --> 00:17:37,816
Right on time.
395
00:17:38,275 --> 00:17:39,693
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
396
00:17:45,991 --> 00:17:47,993
[LASERS PINGING]
397
00:17:51,715 --> 00:17:53,761
_
398
00:17:58,712 --> 00:18:00,714
[LASERS PINGING]
399
00:18:00,714 --> 00:18:02,382
Touchdown.
400
00:18:05,761 --> 00:18:07,012
There it is...
401
00:18:10,432 --> 00:18:12,142
[SERVER WARBLING]
402
00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:15,437
Not so fast.
403
00:18:15,437 --> 00:18:17,105
How did you know we were coming?
404
00:18:17,105 --> 00:18:18,231
I didn't.
405
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,067
My tummy led me here three days ago.
406
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:23,320
I did not know why, I was hoping
maybe it was to befriend a mouse,
407
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,072
which has always been a dream of mine.
408
00:18:25,072 --> 00:18:26,698
You need to stop the app.
409
00:18:26,698 --> 00:18:28,325
It's horrible for children.
410
00:18:28,325 --> 00:18:30,660
Unfortunately, I do not care.
411
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:32,120
Screw you, you can't stop us!
412
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,705
[WEAPONS COCKING]
413
00:18:33,705 --> 00:18:36,083
He's not going to shoot us.
I'm friends with his son.
414
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:37,501
They're Tasers.
415
00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:40,420
I'll tase the crap out of you. Show him.
416
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,507
- [TASER CLICKS]
- Why'd you tase me, Mitch?
417
00:18:43,507 --> 00:18:45,425
You skipped right over Trevor.
418
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:50,305
Steve, I think maybe it's time for
you two to catch a flight out of here.
419
00:18:50,305 --> 00:18:53,558
- [CLICKING]
- [YELLING]
420
00:18:55,894 --> 00:18:57,979
Change of plans,
we're going to need pickup
421
00:18:57,979 --> 00:19:00,357
on the north side of 16. Now!
422
00:19:00,357 --> 00:19:01,775
[GROANING]
423
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,777
Ahh!
424
00:19:04,998 --> 00:19:07,174
_
425
00:19:08,907 --> 00:19:10,700
[WIND WHISTLING]
426
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,833
[♪ HARP PLAYING]
427
00:19:20,836 --> 00:19:24,089
Here. Now we can stream Ridiculousness.
428
00:19:25,924 --> 00:19:27,384
[MAN ON TV] Oh, splat!
429
00:19:27,384 --> 00:19:31,388
Man on TV get hurt in balls.
430
00:19:31,388 --> 00:19:32,764
I don't know, I like streaming.
431
00:19:32,764 --> 00:19:35,183
Oh yeah, for sure.
I was an early adopter.
432
00:19:35,183 --> 00:19:36,309
[ALL LAUGHING]
433
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,727
[MAN ON TV] Oh, no!
434
00:19:37,727 --> 00:19:41,022
I think that guy just broke his dick!
435
00:19:41,022 --> 00:19:44,151
So they'd already backed
up all the servers, huh?
436
00:19:44,151 --> 00:19:47,821
Yep. We woulda had to blow up
an Amazon server farm in Texas
437
00:19:47,821 --> 00:19:51,408
and a satellite to even cause
a dip in the site's traffic.
438
00:19:51,408 --> 00:19:53,827
Oh yeah,
nowadays it's all up in the cloud.
439
00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:57,205
I would have told you,
but I was super confused about the plan.
440
00:19:57,205 --> 00:19:59,207
I got a court date in two weeks.
441
00:19:59,207 --> 00:20:01,751
Hopefully the school district will let
me keep an eye on the kids from jail.
442
00:20:01,751 --> 00:20:04,421
I mean, a lot of people
work remote these days.
443
00:20:04,421 --> 00:20:06,631
- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]
- You guys are back!
444
00:20:06,631 --> 00:20:09,176
Meatpacking is not for me.
445
00:20:09,176 --> 00:20:12,762
They made me name all the cows
before they got slaughtered,
446
00:20:12,762 --> 00:20:14,890
I still don't know why that's a job.
447
00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:18,185
Sorry about your website Steve.
448
00:20:18,185 --> 00:20:19,644
I'm still using it.
449
00:20:19,644 --> 00:20:21,980
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]_
450
00:20:22,981 --> 00:20:24,191
"Dear Steve,
451
00:20:24,191 --> 00:20:26,276
"your company has been
very profitable for me.
452
00:20:26,276 --> 00:20:30,363
"To show my appreciation,
I have dropped all charges against you,
453
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,157
"that man, and that fish.
454
00:20:32,157 --> 00:20:36,453
"Also, I told Toshi next summer
he does not have to go to SAT camp
455
00:20:36,453 --> 00:20:38,371
"if he spends time with you instead.
456
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,207
He could learn a lot from you."
457
00:20:40,207 --> 00:20:42,834
Hell yeah! What a bitchin' summer.
458
00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:45,795
You know, I learned a very
valuable lesson this summer.
459
00:20:45,795 --> 00:20:47,672
Maybe it could help you guys, too.
460
00:20:47,672 --> 00:20:50,091
[RAPPING] ♪ Huck them, huck them
Huck them faders bro... ♪
461
00:20:50,091 --> 00:20:53,470
♪ When people give you shit
You tell 'em where to go ♪
462
00:20:53,470 --> 00:20:56,306
♪ He-double-L and you can add an "o"
463
00:20:56,307 --> 00:20:57,964
Bye! Have a great time!
464
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:02,163
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