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Here we are, Nana. Love sweet home slowly.

This is such a lovely place you help you.

Thank you.

We could have some amazing parties

Now, Nana, you know why you got kicked out of the retirement home.

We all know why I got kicked out of the retirement home.

Yes, we do.

And I like who I am, so fuck them.

Well, Nana, come on, I mean...

What happened is fine.

You need to lighten up.

Nana, I mean...

You need to have me turn you on to things that you just don't have the experience at.

I have experiences, Nana. I'm good, thank you.

I'm sure you do.

So I don't want to hear anymore talk about partying or going crazy, smoking, drinking.

You could use a little smoke right now.

Would you like me to give you some?

Smoking kills you, Nana.

That's what they all say.

Lighten up and have a smoke with me.

No, Nana.

A drink maybe?

Let me fix you a little more teeming.

No, Nana, come on. You just got out.

But that's the whole idea. I'm not there anymore. Let's have a drink.

It's noon, Nana. We can't be drinking martinis at noon.

Oh, it's noon somewhere on the globe, isn't it?

Yeah, right here. It's noon right now, Nana.

The saying's five o'clock somewhere. It's noon.

Well, let's have a drink. I want a drink.

Nana, look. This is my house. It's my rules.

So what I say goes. I don't want to hear any more of this nonsense.

Do you have to be such a party pooper?

Yes, I do, actually, Nana, because you already got kicked out of one house.

I hate to have to kick you out of here.

But I love you, so I'm not going to.

You know you only love me because I'm your step-grandmother.

That's one of the reasons why I love you.

We don't have to get into details about this.

Well, hopefully within the few days I can change your mind a little bit.

Yeah, I can't wait, but I really doubt it, Nana.

You know I'm not into any crazy stuff.

And Tyler.

Let's go have a drink, just to start things off. This is...

All right, Nana, please, let's just...

How about I help you unpack your suitcase?

Why don't we unpack it when we get back from having a drink? How about that?

Nana, let's just get you set up here.

But I don't feel like it.

Well...

Nana, Nana, what the...

You gotta put those away.

Look, I don't know what kind of things you're doing in the retirement home,

but that's not how we do things here.

You have to wear a shirt.

I don't always have to.

Well, when you're in the bathroom, maybe not, but...

If we're gonna be in the kitchen, I really, really want you to wear a shirt.

I mean, Nana, you should probably change what you're wearing right now anyways.

That seems a little bit revealing.

That's the whole point.

Do you have anything else in the bag you could put on?

I don't know, maybe. But I like what I'm wearing right now.

Would you mind just doing me this one favor and changing?

I'll think about it.

Are you going to get changed, Nana?

I don't know.

Why don't you get changed?

Into what?

I'm already dressed.

Just relax.

No, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

Why are you such a tight ass? Stop it, stop it.

Because you're my Nana, this is...

That makes it even more exciting.

No, no, no.

Look, I'll let you invite over someone from the retirement home, but...

No.

I don't want to beg anybody from the retirement home.

Nana, why is that on your mind?

Because you've probably never even had a pussy since pussies had you.

Why would that even matter, Nana?

I really don't think that we should even be doing this right now, this is...

Stop it.

God, you are such a tight ass.

It's not weird at all.

It's only weird because you make it out to be weird.

There's nothing weird about my Nana sucking my dick?

Not at all.

Not in my world, it ain't.

I think we live in two different worlds, Nana.

You only think we live in two different worlds, but we really don't.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

How long are we gonna do this for, Nana?

You don't like it?

I think you do.

Your actions speak louder than words.

You keep telling yourself.

It feels good, but still.

But still what?

You're my Nana.

Again, you sound like a broken record, it doesn't matter.

Fine.

I'm sorry.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

You're actually pretty good at that, Nana.

I thought you would like it eventually.

You don't seem to be objecting.

Brings a tear to my eye.

Did you do this at the retirement home?

Of course, I don't think any of them are like this.

I don't understand why you haven't gotten laid more often.

I'm kind of shy, Nana.

I can tell.

You need to work on that.

Let's weigh in here.

Keep going, Nana.

Keep sucking it.

You're gonna make me cum soon.

Just like that, Nana.

Oh, fuck.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

I'm gonna cum.

Should we go put that bag away now, Nana?

Yeah, I think so.

Here, I'll give you a hand.

You've already given me more than a hand.

Oh, fuck.

Alright, let's go, Nana.

I'll give you a hand.

Nana, what are you wearing?

What does it look like I'm wearing?

Get this fucking gnarly thing out of my face.

I don't like it.

It's not me.

Don't you remember what I told you about having to wear clothes around my house?

No, we don't like to wear clothes around your house.

But, I mean, Nana, that's just...

It's common courtesy.

You really should put that up.

Stop it with your prudishness.

You're such a prude.

You don't like these?

These things have aged the test of time.

Well, I mean, that may be true, but it's my house, my rules.

Well, I'm overriding your rules.

Did you used to wear it all the time?

I would wear it all the time, yes.

I like it. It's who I am.

Okay, it's not really an outfit I would expect my Nana to be wearing, or any Nana to be wearing.

Again, I don't want to sound like a broken record, but it is 2023.

This is not 1953.

Well, Nana, I'm well aware of that.

I don't know if you are.

I think you're living in 1963 or 53, whatever the fuck it is.

Well, even if I was, it's my house, so how I want to live doesn't concern me.

I told you you could wear whatever you wanted in your bedroom.

I don't like to be relegated to my bedroom.

This is not the nursing home. Remember that.

I'm doing you a favor by bringing you into the nursing home.

I'm your step-grandma. You can't treat me like that.

Nana, you're the one that got kicked out. You got us in this whole situation.

I think it was a good thing I get kicked out of there.

Who wants to live in a place like that?

I mean, they treat you like your garbage.

Yeah, but now it's becoming my issue, Nana.

I think it's an issue you'd like to have.

Nana, what if the mailman comes and he sees you like that?

I think he would be very turned on. Maybe he could join in.

Definitely not in my house.

Why? You know you like it. I see the way I watch you.

What do you mean you watch me?

I see how you react to me. I see you catching peeks.

I see how your end-all reaction is.

Nana, when you walk around and suggest clothing like that,

that's why I want you to put this on.

Yeah, when I catch you looking at me, you don't act like that.

Act like what?

Like you're so turned off by what I'm doing.

Well, Nana, let's not get into this right now.

Do you want to just put the robe on?

No, I don't want to put the robe on. Why don't you give me a back rub?

A back rub? Why?

I don't...

Did you hurt your back or something?

Yes, I hurt my back. I'm in a lot of back pain too.

You've just been hanging around all day.

No, I have not been hanging around all day.

No, I...

Listen, I've had a lot of lower back pain for a long time.

You can't give me a back rub.

I mean, for a minute, okay?

Please, just, I mean, help your step-gram oil.

Are you going to put the robe back on if I do?

If you give me a back rub, I'll put that ugly thing on.

Okay.

But I'm not doing this all day, Nana.

Does that feel good?

I like it.

Keep going.

You gotta take it easy, Nana. You can't be out hurting yourself.

I'm taking it easy right now.

I see that.

Which is why I don't know how you hurt your back,

because to me it always looks like you're taking it easy.

No.

You know, you could at least help me around the house or do anything.

I told you I would help you around the house.

I'll do some cleaning around here.

Well, can we start today? Maybe after this?

After this?

I will do some house cleaning for you.

Okay, thank you.

In the robe.

I'll do it in the robe, I promise.

Thank you.

Just give me my back rub.

There you go.

There you go.

Is it in any spot, Nana, or just all over?

It's all over.

I mean, I've had some lower back pain for a while.

Okay.

You're very good.

Thank you, Nana.

All right, is that good?

Nana, what are you doing?

You don't like them?

It doesn't matter if I like them or not.

It matters that you're sitting playing with your breasts on my couch.

It's pretty weird.

It's not weird. It's just...

Nana.

Why are you looking at me like that, Nana?

Just come on in.

Just a little longer.

What do you mean? On your back?

No, here.

Are you going to help me clean after?

I told you, if you don't help me clean after, I'm not going to help you clean after.

Are you going to help me clean after?

I told you, if you do this, I will help you with all the cleaning.

I will do some housework around here.

You know what? Fine.

We've already gone this far. Why don't we just go a little bit further?

What do you mean, this far? I gave you a back rub, Nana.

I understand helping you out, giving you a back massage because you can't reach it,

but you could reach these perfectly fine.

I mean, you're doing it right now.

But you do it so much better.

I get tired of doing my own work.

Well, I mean, everyone does, Nana.

You think I want to go to work every day?

I've done so much more work than before you were even born.

I've done so much more work than before you were even born.

I've done so much more work than before you were even born.

I've done so much more work than before you were even born.

Before you were even a pilot come, I did so much more work than you ever did.

Well, Nana, you're older than me. I mean, what else are you supposed to do right now?

Well, of course I'm older.

I've earned it, you know?

I mean, even at the rest home, I didn't have to do a lot, but I mean.

So because you worked all your life, you deserve a tip massage from your grandson?

Yes. What's wrong with that?

There's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

A lot of people find something wrong with it.

If we're being honest, yeah.

Of course, as long as you're a fundamental Christian.

But again, you know, we've come so far in the world.

We really have.

Um.

Just.

Next.

Um.

Yeah, maybe.

Nana.

You want me to.

We've already gone this far.

Nana, how far is this going to go?

As far as we're going to take it.

Nana, this is kind of.

You don't think this is a little bit.

Not at all.

Just.

Nana, let's.

I mean, what.

What is wrong with you?

God.

I don't think there's something wrong with me here.

Well, there's certainly ain't nothing wrong with me.

And we know that.

Do you want me to keep.

I'll keep doing the tip thing, okay?

I know.

I'm.

Yeah.

Don't stop.

I'm not going to stop, Nana.

All you need to help me after this.

I told you, I'll help you out with all the fucking housework you need.

I'll sweep the floors.

I'll scrub the tiles.

Just don't fucking stop.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Okay, Nana, I gotta go. Just...

See? That looks great.

You actually think this looks great?

Yes.

What?

Don't be silly, Nana.

It looks really good. You look nice in your fashion home.

Well, it may not be you, but what's you isn't really gonna cut it anymore.

Oh, I think I still pull it off. I definitely pull it off.

I don't like... This is not me.

If I go out, people are gonna laugh at me because they're gonna know that it's not me.

It is you, Nana. Look, nobody is gonna think you're trying to change or...

You know, they're gonna see you and think, wow, she looks great.

Not in this 1987 T.J. Maxx redux.

Oh, Nana, come on. I got it at Kohl's.

At Kohl's, yeah.

Yeah, it's one little step up.

See, I mean, I'm not gonna go broke, you know.

You could leave that out, Nana.

Nana, Nana, it looks so good on you.

Are you gonna put it back on?

This is more me right now. Now you're seeing more me.

Well, okay, if that's you, that's you, but you can't go out like that.

Definitely not.

Nana, that's for you. That's... Why would I want it? It's for you.

Take it. I don't want it.

Take it!

And the tag's off so you can't return it. You have to wear it.

I'm not wearing it. I wouldn't be caught dead in this.

Well, I guess I caught you dead and then you just wear it and then it turns good.

I know.

Nana, stop. Just leave it on, Nana.

This is coming off too.

Nana, put it back on.

I'm not putting it on. Take it.

Nana.

Take it. Take it.

Put it back on, Nana. This is my house.

Do I need to send you back to another retirement home?

I'm not going back to any retirement home. Period.

Nana.

Let's have fun. Please.

Look, you had a lot of fun massaging my tits. Let's do a little more.

I don't know.

You know you want to. You're thinking about it. I can tell. I can read your body language.

Well, Nana, that's just way too far. The blow job was fine.

I know you love that blow job. The results did not lie.

I know. The massages went too, but we would be crossing a boundary that would put us at the point of no return, really.

I think I want to explore that point of no return.

I know you do, but I don't know.

Please, just one time. Just one time.

One time is all it takes to ruin a relationship.

It doesn't. I swear.

I want to do this so fucking bad.

Nana, you just said how much more you know, how much more you've worked, and yet you don't see what I'm seeing.

I don't want to see what you're seeing because I don't think you're really seeing the light. Lay down.

What are you... Why?

I want to do some things.

Let's...

Please. I need it.

Right now. Right now. Stop it. Stop being such a prude.

Look, we could try it once.

I'd like that.

But, I mean, I think this is a one-and-done kind of situation. I don't see it being healthy.

I think you might like it. You've liked it so far, and I think you want to explore it, too.

That's not that I wouldn't like it. I know it's going to mess with our relationship.

I don't think it will. I honestly don't think that it will.

Fine. We'll try it once.

Okay.

I'm not making any...

I want to do this so bad. You have to oblige me.

Well, for a little bit, okay?

I'm glad you're coming to your senses. Why don't you let me take it from here?

I'm going to take over.

It feels really good, doesn't it?

I knew you would like it.

Oh, when you let your inhibitions go.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

When your inhibitions go.

When your inhibitions go.

Oh!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

So, are you ready to fuck your Nana?

I think so, Nana.

I know you are.

I can tell.

Oh, yeah.

Now aren't you glad you got me from the retirement, huh?

How could you?

How could you?

Oh, yeah.

How could you?

How could you?

How could you?

How could you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Nana does it right.

It feels so good.

It feels so good.

You're really good at that, Nana.

And I want to give it to you.

I want you to have it.

Thank you.

My pleasure.

God bless you.

Thank you.

God bless you.

God bless you.

God bless you.

My pleasure.

Thank you.

My pleasure.

My pleasure.

My pleasure.

Good night.

I'm so tired.

Oh yeah, no one does it like your nana, that's for sure, and you know it.

I didn't expect this side of you, nana.

I didn't think you would, but I knew you would like it once you did.

Yeah, I'll do more health work for you.

You will?

I will.

This one's eating more of this than me.

Oh, I think that sounds like a fair deal.

That's a very fair deal.

Mmm.

I'm going to get the cowgirl.

Right.

Mmm.

That feels really good, dad.

Mmm.

Oh yeah, that feels good too.

Mmm.

Oh, fuck.

Mmm.

Oh yeah.

Your nana is loving this.

Yeah, I can tell.

Oh yeah.

I'm glad you like it, nana.

Yeah, this is your favorite place to stay, nana.

Mmm.

I'll let you wear some of your old outfits again.

Oh, I love that.

I need that.

Maybe from time to time I'll wear my new outfits.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh yeah.

Mmm.

It looks like it.

Does that feel good, nana?

Mmm.

You like that?

Yes.

Mmm.

Nana likes always.

Mmm.

Bet you didn't get this when you were talking about home, huh, nana?

Mmm, of course.

Oh yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh my god.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh yeah, nana's in heaven.

Where are you now?

I am.

I really am.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

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Mmm.

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Mmm.

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Mmm.

Mmm.

No one does it like that, no.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, you're gonna make Nana come.

Yeah.

Do it, Nana.

Oh, you're not supposed to treat her after all, are you?

You know what you're doing.

I just take a while to open up.

I'm glad you did.

Nana loves it.

Okay.

Yeah.

Nana loves it.

So do I.

Do you like it?

I love it.

Oh, it's coming along so much.

You don't want to do this all the time.

We can make that happen.

I love that.

Okay.

I want to see you on your back, Nana.

Oh, yeah.

Nana's on her back.

Oh, yeah.

Nana's gonna come.

Yeah, you're gonna come up my dick now?

Yeah.

Nana's gonna come up for your dick.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Nana loves this.

You can't actually do this more often.

Yeah.

All the time.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Hmm

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Mmm. Oh, yeah, man. I feel so good

Hmm

Hmm

Hmm

Hmm

Oh, Nana wants a, Nana wants a nut. Oh, yeah

Hmm

Hmm

Hmm

Ah

Hmm

Hmm

Oh, that felt really good, Nana

Mmm

Same for me

This is what keeps me young

Yeah, I mean I would love to

Keep this little arrangement going

I do too