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"Love Me, Hate Me"
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♪ We found each other
between lettuce and bread ♪
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♪ We kissed by the
cake and flan section ♪
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Mwah, mwah.
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How was the flight?
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How was Spain?
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What the...?
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I smell orange juice,
freshly squeezed.
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Champagne? No. Cava and vodka.
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Brand Ninotchka?
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Correct, Coquita.
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For 11 minutes we thought
the plane would crash,
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so I ordered three
aguas de Valencia.
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Ah, of course.
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Every near death experience
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is just another
chance to get drunk
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without a hangover.
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So what happened to your family?
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They don't understand
me, they never will,
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but they'll grant me
the necessary funds
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to monetize those filthy beasts.
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Come.
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Quito.
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The center of the world.
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And here I am, Coquita,
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about to make it all
revolve around me.
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QUITO THE CENTER OF THE WORLD
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Mami! Mami! I want a cuy!
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What?! Not to eat! Gross!
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But you said you wanted a cuy?!
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Yes, I do, mami, but...
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♪ ¡Cuy! ¡Cuy! ¡Cuy! ♪
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♪ Wanna kiss and to hug! ♪
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♪ ¡Cuy! ¡Cuy! ¡Cuy! ♪
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♪ Wanna pet and to love! ♪
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♪ ¡Cuy! ¡Cuy! ¡Cuy! ♪
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♪ Unfried and unstewed ♪
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Cuys! Family is not food!
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Ugh, does that little actress
look as annoying as she sounds?
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Put on your glasses, woman.
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Shit. Yes, I hate her.
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I have to fire her.
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Gently, of course.
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The last thing I
want is tears on set.
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Hello, sweetie.
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How pretty you look with
that adorable creature.
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Listen, I have a little update.
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You're firing me.
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Yes. Are you going to cry?
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Maybe. Maybe not.
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What do you want?
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Do you see that woman?
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That's my mother.
Before I was born,
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my grandparents teased her
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because she was over
30 yet still a virgin.
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Mm-hmm. One day,
to shut them up,
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she went to a doctor
and got herself injected
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with a strong dose of me,
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by which I mean to say,
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I was conceived through
artificial insemination.
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Oh, yes. I've heard
this kind of thing
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is happening more and more.
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Yes, well, she's still a virgin.
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I think I see where
this is going,
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but please, continue.
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You are a beautiful
woman, a society darling.
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Surely, you must know
someone respectable,
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yet horny enough to
deflower my mother.
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I understand you perfectly.
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Leave your mother's
chastity in my hands.
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Let's go, mother.
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Coquita, let's also replace
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this horrid, little monster.
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We can't, woman!
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Our access to cuy
breeders has been cut off.
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What?! How?!
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Today on "Carmen Dice",
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I talk to the cuy butcher
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from a humble meat shop
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who became the CEO of Ecuador's
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most successful restaurant,
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El Cuchillo.
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Let's give a warm welcome to...
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Doña Quispe!
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Alright, Doña Quispe,
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let's skip the bullshit.
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What do you think of
the new trend of ladies
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keeping little,
miniature cuys as pets?
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I hate it so it boils my blood,
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and I blame it all on
one woman, that Spaniard,
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that foreigner,
Marioneta Negocios.
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Doña Quispe threatened
to blacklist
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any cuy breeder who
does business with you.
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Listen, woman, her list
is literally black.
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She uses black pen
on black paper.
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Impossible to read
for anyone but her.
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But I don't even
know this woman.
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Why would she hate me without
giving me the pleasure
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of supplying her
with a good reason?
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Doña Quispe makes enemies
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the way drunk
people get tattoos.
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It may be hasty and they
may not have great reasons.
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But once it's on, it's for life.
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Doña Quispe,
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tonight we have a
very special guest.
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Whoever they are, push
the broad out already.
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Let's welcome
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the original owner
of the meat shop
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you transformed into a
multimillion-dollar empire.
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Come on out, Josefa Servilleta!
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It's fine. There are other
supply chains for cuys
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in Ecuador.
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Oh, Coquita, do you remember
that awkward woman on set?
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The mother of the child
actor. In the polka dots.
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Yes. Of course.
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Minnie Mouse if she
were still a virgin.
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Exactly. We need to find
someone to fuck her.
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The sooner the better.
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Can you arrange it?
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Of course! What does she prefer?
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Women? Men? A
little mix of both?
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Go for both.
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From what I saw, it's best
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we keep our options open.
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Marioneta, as I
already informed you,
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I cannot connect
you to the breeders
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who supply my cuys.
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I understand. The
cuy-fighting community
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would excommunicate you.
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No. You don't understand.
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If it were only an argument
between my community
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and their concern over
a friendlier branding
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of a majestic foe...
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and a request from you...
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I, like the cuy,
have not been bred
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to spend my time on women's laps
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or children's arms.
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The people of the Andes
bred these creatures,
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not as companions,
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but for two purposes:
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the tamer of the breed as
a source of sustenance.
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And the more violent
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as a reminder of our strength,
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our fragility,
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and our proximity to death.
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You want to do to the cuy
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what man did to the wolf,
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Transform it into a
Chihuahua or Pekingese?
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Of course! If I could
control the supply chain,
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the price point, and
the market demand,
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it would be insanely profitable.
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Imagine owning
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the DNA patent to
something as lucrative
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as the Chihuahua.
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But that's not why I'm
here. I came to ask
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if you would like to have
dinner with me tonight.
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Oh, I see.
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Mm.
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Save the cuys! Kill
the cuy fighters!
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Kill the cuy fighters!
Save the cuys!
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♪ That I don't want to share ♪
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♪ It's a store
love, a store love ♪
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♪ It's a store love ♪
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¡Ow, ow! ♪ That's how love is ♪
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♪ It's a store
love, a store love ♪
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♪ It's a store love,
that's how love is ♪
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What... what do I love about
the art of cuy fighting?
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I've read your interviews.
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I know you've been
asked that question.
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But it's like the Beatles.
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I dream to see it live.
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I understand.
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I always say I love the dance
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between predator and prey.
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I allow the animal
to catch sight of me
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in their peripheral vision,
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I deliberately retreat,
just one step back,
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to encourage them
to charge me...
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I wave my flag,
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a piece of fabric
beckoning them forth
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for my sincere, deadly intent,
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to strike, to penetrate,
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not as an act of hate,
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but one of respect and
violent admiration.
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I always say I live
for that moment,
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that dance.
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But I leave one part out.
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Outside the ring,
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in the human world, I
never feel the thrill,
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the animal lust,
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of not knowing whether
I am predator or prey.
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Me neither, Espada,
because, I always know.
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I am the predator.
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Chela Pachanca, Cuy Breeder
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I've given you so
much of myself.
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What's a little more?
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Help!
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Help!
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Let me out!
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Let me out, you bastard!
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You son of a bitch!
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Let me out!
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Help!
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Let me out!
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Please!
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Help!
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Let me out, you bastard!
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♪ We found each other
between lettuce and bread ♪
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♪ We kissed by the
cake and flan section ♪
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♪ He looked at me between
the meat and ham aisles ♪
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♪ Against eggs and ham
he came into my heart ♪
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♪ Inside the flour
he is my heroine ♪
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♪ While I buy my vitamins,
love murders me ♪
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♪ I want a piece of you ♪
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♪ That I don't want to share ♪
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♪ It's a store
love, a store love ♪
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♪ It's a store love,
that's how love is ♪
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♪ It's a store
love, a store love ♪
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♪ It's a store love,
that's how love is ♪
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♪ It's a store
love, a store love ♪
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♪ It's a store love,
that's how love is ♪
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