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Stop.

Move your feet.

No.

This is my bed.

Okay, and I lived in this house too, so...

Dude, this sucks.

You suck.

Yeah, whatever.

I'm not sucking today.

Dude, mommy got...

Mommy got to grounded me for nothing, bro.

You stole Dad's truck.

Okay.

I was going to give it back.

You're crazy. You should be grounded for like six months. You're lucky they only

ground you for a week. You're a massed society. I'm not. Stop pushing my leg.

Go do something constructive.

I am. I'm annoying you.

Yeah, I'm really good at that.

Mm-hmm.

That I would tell you, you're the best big brother ever.

No.

And you're so nice, and you would help me with any problem I have.

That must be your older big brother.

No, I'm pretty sure it's you.

No, it's not me.

Because you would definitely take me to see John right now, right?

You're crazy.

Please.

You just have to be able to see John right?

trouble for seeing him.

It would be quick, though. It would be like five, ten minutes max.

What are you going to do by drugs for him?

No. No. I'm just, like, fuck. Like, have sex.

I'm going to take my little sister to go, fuck her loser boy.

What? You're smoking crack.

I'm not.

You're fucking, no, I'm not doing that.

What?

It'll, it'll be fine. Mom, that won't even know.

It doesn't matter. I'm not doing it. I'm not listening to get in trouble for that.

Okay, but I'm bored.

And I don't want to wait around for like an hour while you like, you guys are like, have sex or whatever. That's fucking weird.

It's like, be an hour. It's literally going to be five, ten minutes.

What do you mean?

Like, to fuck.

In five minutes?

Yeah.

What?

That's really not.

enough time to have sex.

It is.

No, it's not.

Yes, it is. It's like, it's been like that for all my exes.

Wait, like they only like, have sex you for like a couple minutes?

Yeah.

Are you serious?

Yes. Why are you laughing?

Because that's not normal.

It's normal to me.

I got I should be able to like last for, I don't know. Like, I always have sex for like, 20.

20 minutes, I mean, sometimes not as long, but.

You will last longer than 10 minutes.

Yeah.

That's like not even, 10 minutes isn't even, like, great.

10 minutes is great to me.

So you're going to take me?

No.

Oh my God, please.

Get out of my room.

You don't know, I'm not getting out of your room.

I'm not going to go to you.

You're a fucking man to society and I don't want to take you to see your boyfriend.

Who comes in like three seconds.

It's not three seconds. It's ten minutes.

I don't care. I don't want to do that.

Nope.

Stop.

If you don't take me, I'm going to keep annoying you.

I'm not taking you. I'm not doing that.

Get out of you.

Stop.

Don't fight me.

I'm fighting you right now.

Come on.

You need to find, go.

You need to find a boyfriend is not like going to...

You can only have sex to you for a couple minutes.

It's like weird.

Well, I don't know.

That's, how it's been, like, the last two exes.

Okay. Well, I'm...

You shouldn't even talk to your big brother about this shit anyway.

That's fucking weird.

Why?

What are siblings for?

Come on.

Come on.

Stop.

Get out of my room.

Please.

No, I'm not taking you.

You're being punished, okay?

I'm not being punished.

I'm being treated unfairly.

Stop. Come on, stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Get off.

I don't want to.

I'm not taking.

I'm not taking to see him.

Just, okay, no, get off for real.

No, why?

Are you hard?

Are you hard?

No.

Yeah, okay, yeah, maybe I am, okay?

So that's why don't do shit like that.

Is this a curve?

No, I'm not. I didn't do anything.

I can't help but if I can get a phone or

sometimes, it should happen.

You don't have a penis, you don't understand.

Get out of you.

Get out of you.

No, I think, I kind of think, I think I know something better.

What are you doing?

Why, this is like perfect.

You don't have to take me anywhere, and you can satisfy me, right?

Mr. I last longer than ten minutes.

You mean, you, you fuck little sister.

I can't do that.

You fucking...

I'm your step-sister.

It's like, if you think about it, it's, like, not wrong.

It's still, it's still, I'll fucking get kicked out of the house.

You're not stopping me, so.

This is a bad idea, though.

This is...

I don't think it's a bad idea, though.

But yeah, I can last, like, a long, a long-ass line.

I'm like a boyfriend.

Guaranteed.

Okay, prove it then.

All right, I will.

What a purvy big brother.

What, I...

You, like, legit, you started this.

Uh-uh.

Okay, I mean, like, you're, like, pretty hot.

Something that's probably kind of why the guys you've been with come fast.

Mm-hmm.

But I can definitely last, like,

it can still last one or one or even then.

Oh, fuck.

I never might find out.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, he's pretty good at this.

Oh, can you look my boss.

Hey, nobody can find out about this, right?

I'm not gonna get in fucking trouble for this.

You're the only snitch here, so...

I'm not a snitch.

I just, like, following rules most of the time.

So you're a snitch?

You have your nipples pierced?

Yeah, you're gonna tell mom and dad?

No.

Then?

Fuck, it was feeling really good.

Oh, fuck, you make my cock really harsh shit.

Mm-hmm.

Try that?

Yeah?

Okay, so just get back on top, like...

This way?

It's true. That's good.

Okay. Where should I come?

I'm coming.

I'm not.

Trust me. I'm actually really smart.