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I can't believe my big stepbrother is getting married.

Well, believe it.

Are you getting cold feet or anything?

No, I'm not getting cold feet. What are you talking about?

I'm in love, okay? I'm ready to get married.

So you're not worried you're like going to get bored or anything?

No, not good.

What are you talking about?

We're in love with each other.

I'm like, we're going to get married, we're going to be happy forever.

But like, it's not kind of scary to you, to have the same, like,

Pussy forever and ever?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

A little purge.

I'm just being realistic, I don't know.

I'm not, no.

I mean, she's cute.

She's awesome. You haven't met her yet.

She's, I mean, she'll, she's coming in like tomorrow.

So?

I guess you're so single?

Of course.

I'm too young for all of that stuff.

You're like an old guy now.

Yeah, I guess so.

Let's see you got some.

some more tattoos.

Mm-hmm.

That's the last time I saw you.

Yeah.

Because I don't have anyone telling me what to do.

So, are you gonna do anything fun?

Yeah, we're getting married a week.

That's the fun thing.

Besides that.

Yeah, I mean, that's, I don't know, just hanging up, you know, at home.

That sounds really fun.

Super fun.

Are you gonna have, like, Bachelor party?

Anything?

Uh, no, we're not, we're not doing that.

Why?

Because Sandra doesn't wanna, we talked about it, and we decided we're not,

that we're not gonna do that stuff.

But like, one of the one,

last hurrah before, you know, you get locked up.

You're not getting locked up.

I'm just getting married.

No, I don't need to do that.

Like, get drunk and like a bunch of people and like

strippers and stuff or whatever.

Like, I don't, that's weird.

I don't need to do that.

Before you get stuck with the old ball and chain,

you need one last hurrah.

No, I don't care about that.

I mean, like...

Not at all?

I mean, like, I mean, I guess it would be kind of cool, but like, she doesn't want to...

She doesn't want to...

She doesn't want to...

No, she'll be mad in me.

You know, it's not like it's a big deal, you know what I mean?

She can't get mad of you if she doesn't know.

I mean, it's...

You're a bad influence.

No, I'm just fun!

You used to have fun.

Yeah, I still...

Just because I don't do, like, party and do crazy shit anymore.

Like, it doesn't mean that I still don't like to have fun.

All those parties were a lot of fun, though.

Like...

Yeah, but, like, you gotta, like, grow up eventually and be responsible,

and get married.

I mean, if you were my brother, like,

I would give you a lap dance for your bachelor party, but...

What?

I mean, yeah.

Don't tell mom.

Because this is something I do.

What are you talking about?

I'm a stripper.

You're not a stripper?

You're a fucking liar.

No, you're not.

I promise you I am.

My whole sister's not a stripper.

Why would I lie about that?

You're full shit.

I mean, do you want me to prove it to you?

You can't prove it.

Like, he's just fucking with me.

You're not a stripper, there's no way.

And I guess I could show you, like, a little bit.

So, maybe you'll believe me then.

What he's talking about?

Like the little teasy, stripper-y stuff you have to do at the glove.

You're like not lying.

You're really a stripper.

Yeah.

That's, that's crazy.

What are you doing?

I think I should give me the lap dance.

That's like, that's kind of like,

fucked up.

I mean, nobody has to know, right?

I think I'm glad to, like, touch at that club.

Like a little bit.

It's so crazy, I'm just here.

Yeah, I've been doing it for a couple months.

I'm, like, really good at it.

Yeah, it seems like you are.

Mm-hmm.

Hmm?

Yeah, that's probably, like, I don't have left hands.

Why, are you embarrassed that your little sister is giving you a boner?

Yes, okay, shut up.

Like, yeah, it's probably like, like, we're like, joking around or whatever, but like, it's probably like, enough, you know?

I can give you the VIP treatment.

Why is that?

No, no.

No, we can't, we can't do that.

I'm not going to tell anyone.

Yeah, but you don't.

You're not like the same pussy forever.

It's not cheating.

You're not married yet.

Okay, you swear like nobody's going to find out about this?

Mm-mm.

But it's fun, right?

Yeah, it's fun.

This is your fault, though.

I mean, is it a bad thing?

No.

So?

She doesn't blow me anything like this.

You're like way better at the thing.

Mm-hmm.

See, that's what you should have fun.

See?

I mean some sort of bachelor party.

Is my pussy tied up in Sandra's?

Yeah, that's like you.

It feels good, right?

Yeah.

You're so deep in your little sister's pussy.

Oh, make sure not to come in my pussy.

Yeah, that would be bad right.

I want to taste your gum.

Do you have any coming around?

I'm going on my little sister's mouth.

Fuck.

You two's really good.

It was some bachelor's party.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I had to make sure you had some fun before you get married.

Yeah.

I might have to think about this whole thing.

Yeah.

A little bit more.