All language subtitles for The Wild Wild West - 01x05 --pl

on up here.

I'm here to find John Maxwell Avery.

I said I'm here to find John Maxwell
Avery.

And now you've found him.

I'm John Avery.

Tom Hendricks.

Attorney General's office.

Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Hendricks.

I'm here to take you back.

Back where, sir?

Washington.

Under direct orders of the President of
the United States.

Really?

And who are the gentlemen with you?

Marshal Kirby of Pima County and a
deputy.

You'll be granted the protection of
presidential custody.

Well, now, that sounds impressive.

I have my orders, Mr. Avery.

So you do.

And from Washington.

I would advise you not to try anything
foolish, Marshal.

You can take the body back with you. You
can tell Washington.

There's my answer.

You Mr. West? No, sir.

If you will follow me.

Chopin's not turning any flat,
gentlemen.

And beautifully executed, wouldn't you
say?

Artemus Gordon, gentlemen, at your
service.

Edison, where's my coffee?

That, gentlemen, is Mr. West.

Your coffee is almost ready, sir, and
your guests have arrived.

Gentlemen.

Captain Davis.

Marshal Kirby.

Won't you gentlemen please sit down?

Appreciate your hospitality, Mr. West,
but I'd much rather learn what this is

all about.

Just as you say, Captain. There was some
mention of help.

What kind of help, Mr. West?

The army's spread thin out here.

No time to play guide to visiting
tourists.

The Secret Service takes a dim view of
pleasure trips, Captain.

We're here to find John Avery.

Look, John Avery is a stinking butcher.

Him and his thieving gang have turned
this area into a slaughterhouse, leaving

nothing but a trail of blood.

That trail still must lead somewhere.

It does.

Up there among those devil -cursed
rocks, a deserted, worked -out mining

That's where you'll find John Avery.

Can't the army flush him out, Captain?
Mr. West, we've been up there.

A full troop, all the men we could
spare.

There are 22 new military graves to
prove our attempt.

Would you like to see those graves?

Thank you, Captain.

We have our assignment.

Well, I think a man could work his way
up there alone.

If a man was foolish enough to try, and
if a man was lucky enough to reach John

Avery, even get close enough to kill
him, that man wouldn't stand a chance of

getting out of there alive.

Our assignment's not to kill him.

It's to find him and bring him back
alive.

I'm sorry, gentlemen. I wish we could
help you, but if you still intend to

John Avery, there are two things we can
offer.

What's that?

Our condolences and a decent burial.

Good day, gentlemen.

Mr. West.

Well.

I say let's wire Washington and ask for
another assignment. Something simple,

like cutting our throats.

No, we don't bring Avery back, and they
probably will.

Why is the president so anxious to bring
him back alive?

Avery was a big man in Washington, you
know that. Close confidant to the

president. Sure, until they found out
that he was a corrupt, vicious political

manipulator.

Too many people think the president
fixed it so Avery could get away.

And now the president has to personally
produce Avery at a Senate hearing.

Bringing Avery back alive could stop a
scandal that would rock the nation.

Ah, now it's clear.

James, my boy, you're grinning like an
undertaker ready to dress a corpse.

Mine.

Artemis, have you ever considered
returning to the States?

Yes, many times, and ever more seriously
than right now. What are you looking at

my violin like that for?

A Trojan horse, an innocent show wagon,
traveling in the West and innocently

getting lost.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, that gambit is not going to work
with me.

If you think I'm going to step into a
coffin just because you hold out an

for me to get back on a stage, not on
your life.

Ah, trotting the boards again.

The sound of applause.

Staggeration. No song and dance now,
Tim.

Greetings from the barn.

Hamlet to King Lear.

Hamlet.

Looks like the game's started.

Only one man?

Avery can't be that shorthanded.

What are you doing out here?

We're on our way to Pima. Uh, yes, my
good man. An engagement there.

FEMA's 20 miles the other way.

No.

Another wrong turn, Mr. Whitney. When
will you learn? Thank you very much, my

good sir. Now we'll just turn the thing
about. Mister, we don't take the

strangers coming this close. Best you
keep right on coming.

It's time.

Ride back and tell Mr.

Avery we're bringing in some visitors.

What about our engagement in FEMA?

Let's go.

Do as the man says, Mr. Whitney.

I'm headed this way, Mr. Avery. I claim
they're lost, but I figured they'd want

to look them over.

Which one of you is in charge?

Here, sir. Conroy Whitney. My partner,
Mr. Artemis Gordon.

Mason, search them. Check the wagon from
top to bottom.

Perhaps you'll perform for us, Mr.
Whitney.

My men could use a little diversion.

Well, at least Avery was kind enough not
to put a guard on us. Why bother? He's

got the place surrounded like a
fortress.

We'd never get out the way we came in.

My guess is there's another way out. An
escape route set up by Avery just in

case. All right, James, let's assume
you're right and that we even find it.

do you propose to invite Avery to join
us?

I'll try to endear myself to him.

James,

my boy, start endearing.

Avery, I've been hoping to see you.

Where are you, Mr. Whitney?

Well, the way we were brought here,
almost like prisoners.

Are we your prisoners, Mr. Avery?

Prisoners sound so melodramatic.

Let's just say that you're my guests.

Artemis, I told you, he was a gentleman.

A man of his character doesn't change.

Then we've met before, Mr. Whitney?

Never socially, but when I played
Washington, the name John Avery was very

important in politics and in society.

Box A at the theater.

And now you find me out here, in a place
like this.

Well, as I find myself, sir.

Turn of the cards.

That's right, Mr. Whitney.

Turn of the cards.

You're overdoing it, you hear?

Mr.

Whitney, my men tell me they found two
rifles in your wagon.

Traveling in this wilderness, one must
take defense measures.

And you're on your way to Pima?

Yes, yes, an engagement there.

And you lost your way.

I'm looking forward to seeing your
performance this evening.

It's a very tough and cool customer.

Agreed.

Still has to be another way out of here.

We finished setting up.

We'll take a look around.

Well, I still think he's nothing but a
fancy -hatted dude, Mr. Avery.

Harmless as a baby jackrabbit. We can't
afford the luxury of things.

Mason, round up the boys and we'll find
out just how harmless he is.

Hey, Mr. Mason, nice to see you again.

You know, that's one fancy hat you got
there, Mr.

Playactor. Oh, thank you very much.

You know, I ain't been able to get that
pretty hat out of my thoughts.

Mr. Mason.

Hey, Chuck, you ever seen a hat like
that?

Well, now that you mention it, I ain't.

Mr.

Mason, I don't want any trouble.

What did you call me?

All right, Jim, that's enough.

We've got to play the game their way.

Chuck, you're going to let them call me
that?

Oh, I don't know why I should.

You can do better than that.

I must apologize for my men, Mr.
Whitney. They can get a little

Boisterous?

Rowdies, that's what they are, Mr.
Avery.

Rowdies.

Yeah, he's harmless all right, Mr.
Avery.

Yeah, it certainly appears that way,
doesn't it?

If he was a federal man, he'd sure know
how to take care of himself.

Wouldn't take that kind of a beating.

Suppose he was a bounty hunter.

There's still a generous price on my
head, Chuck.

How are you going to go about finding
that out?

By giving him his opportunity.

Mr. Whitney, I do regret what happened.

The feeling is mutual.

I would like to make amends.

No, don't bother.

There's no bother, Mr. Whitney.

I was on my way to enjoy a little sport.

Why don't you join me?

Sport, Mr. Avery?

Hunting.

I find it relaxing and a wonderful way
for men to get to know each other.

Well, I don't know anything about
hunting.

He doesn't even know which end of the
rifle to hold.

We'll be ready to leave in half an hour,
Mr. Whitney.

Do you call this sport, Mr. Avery? My
own private hunting preserve, Mr.

I doubt if many men can lay claim to
such a luxury.

I suppose I'll miss all of this when I
leave.

You're leaving?

Oh, yes, of course.

Greener pastures, you might say.

Canada, Europe.

It all depends on the financial gains I
realize here.

From what I've seen, you've been quite
successful.

Then you've seen the wanted posters on
John Avery, huh?

Tell me, Mr. Whitney, do they do me
justice?

Well, let's say they show a healthy
interest in you.

Last I heard was $10 ,000.

Oh, it's up to $15 ,000 now.

Oh, I feel honored.

Imagine what a man like you could do
with $15 ,000.

For a man who knows nothing about
rifles, you caught that quite

Well, it was an accident.

Pure instinct.

Fifteen thousand dollars, Mr. Whitney.

Doesn't instinct make you want to point
that rifle at me and pull the trigger?

You're not a stupid man, Mr. Avery.

I have no interest in the money, but
even if I did, how far do you think I'd

with blank?

Blanks, Mr. Whitney.

Hey, Whitney!

Come on, Mr. Avery wants to see you.
Look, we're preparing for the show.

Mr. Avery says now.

Trouble? Let's hope not.

At least not till I finish my soliloquy.

This is hardly what I'd expect from a
man of Mr. Avery's faith.

Mr. Whitney?

Yes?

Won't you come in?

Please?

Mr. Avery sure is a gentleman of elegant
taste, ain't he?

That would be a difficult point to
argue.

Listen, that show wagon, is it really
yours?

Oh, gosh.

I feel like I know you.

Really? Uh -huh. You see, I used to be
in the entertainment business, too.

Laurie Morgan.

I used to sing in San Francisco.

Oh, oh, how lovely.

Uh -huh. And, of course, a show person
always feels close to another show

person. It's sort of like family.

That's how I always feel, Laurie.

Oh, I can hardly wait to see your show
tonight.

Maybe we could convince you to sing with
us.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, I'd like that.

And I have got this outfit that I used
to wear in San Francisco.

Oh, Laurie.

I'm sorry.

I wouldn't think it proper.

I'm glad you could come, Mr. Whitney. I
thought we'd have a brandy together

before your performance.

I'd like that very much.

Why don't you get your wrap, my dear?

There's no need to hurry.

This elegance, Mr. Whitney, I suppose it
surprises you?

I wouldn't have expected anything less
from a man like you, Mr. Avery.

Although I must admit I was a bit
confused by the entrance.

Small precaution.

If this town were suddenly to be
overrun, who would bother with a

storefront? True. Very true.

Then there are other precautions.

I'm a cautious man, Mr. Whitney.

Your health, sir.

To yours.

Mr. Whitney, I can't help wondering why
our paths never crossed back in

Washington.

Traveling in different circles, perhaps.

Mm -hmm, perhaps.

But you probably do know why I had to
leave Washington.

Well, yes, I heard rumors.

Good choice of a word, Mr. Whitney.

Well, I know you're anxious to get back.
You may leave the way you came.

Oh, you will be at the performance.

Oh, of course.

Don't start until I get there.

Glory, are you ready?

And, Mr. Whitney, I'd appreciate it very
much if you would escort Miss Morgan to

your wagon. I'll be along shortly.

My pleasure.

That's him, Mr. Avery.

James West.

Out here on orders from Washington.

He needs to be taken care of. Oh, he
will be.

But there's no rush.

Where can he go?

And you did say his orders were to take
me back alive.

Strange man, Avery.

Oh, yeah, you might sort of say that.

You met him in San Francisco?

Mm -hmm.

Well, he was very nice.

Elegant gentleman and all that.

And now you're afraid of him?

Look, I think we better talk about
something else, huh?

You don't trust me, Laurie.

I saw your face in there.

I see the fear on it now.

Look, I just met you. I don't want any
trouble.

I'll scream.

He's got a lot of men around here.

I want to help you, Laurie.

Remember what you said?

Like family, almost.

Well, uh... Gee, you look like the right
kind of gentleman and all that, but,

uh... Well, why would you want to stick
out your neck for me?

Well, it's my neck.

When I leave here, I may be able to get
you out in my wagon.

Oh, sure.

Just like in a storybook.

Why don't you trust me, Laurie?

You don't know Mr. Avery.

He doesn't fool so easy.

Isn't it worth a try?

Try what?

He's got this place locked in like it
was a prison.

But I think there's another way out.

A way only Avery knows.

Hasn't he ever mentioned anything like
that, Larry?

Look, mister, you're going to get us
killed.

Now, come on, let's go over to your show
before somebody sees us in here like

this.

It didn't feel like no family.

It wasn't meant to.

Abracadabra.

Abracadabra.

And now for my next

act of prestidigitation.

hand is quicker than the eye.

The hand sure is quicker.

Please continue, Mr. Whitney.

There'll be no further vulgar behavior.

Thank you.

And as I said, to prove that the hand is
quicker than the eye,

to get the opportunity to go out back
and invite Mr.

Whitney to have supper with us after the
performance.

And now, my friends, it is an honor to
introduce to you the next performer.

Direct from a triumphant tour before the
crowned heads of Europe, that great

dramatic star, Mr. Artemis Gordon.

To be or not to be, that is the
question.

Whether it is nobler in the mind to
suffer the slings and arrows of

fortune or to take arms against a sea of

troubles and by opposing end them.

Well,

I just had to make sure it had nothing
to do with family.

Now listen, I've got a feeling you're in
trouble.

Mr. Avery wanted me to invite you to
supper after the show tonight, but I

know, I think it's something else.

Like what, Laura?

Well... There was a man who came to see
him earlier. Now, I didn't hear much,

but I'm quite sure it had something to
do with you.

The man? Who is he?

A lawman. Mr. Avery has on his payroll.

Thanks, Lorraine.

But that's the last time I'm helping
you. No more. From now on, you are on

own.

You know,

gentlemen, like you really confuse me.

Just make cards of us all.

And thus, the native hue of resolution
is sicklied all with a

paled curse of thought.

Oh, what it feels like to get back on a
stage. Just listen to that.

Congratulations. Thank you. Excuse me.

to pull the plug on your success, but
Avery knows who we are.

Avery knows?

Excuse me.

How? Good guess would be our friend
Marshall Kirby.

It's a good thing Avery's the kind of
man who enjoys playing games.

Especially when he holds all the cards.

What do we do now?

Like Avery, we play games.

Yes,

Mr. Whitney.

Playing games.

Oh, I find I must disagree with you,
sir.

I hardly consider the theatrical
profession as playing games. Come now,

Whitney, doesn't the true actor cast
aside his cloak of reality to,

well, lose himself in an assumed role?

Of course, but not as a game.

Ah.

Then for a purpose, perhaps?

Perhaps a combination of both.

Game and purpose, but would not apply to
almost any walk of life. As Shakespeare

said, all the world is a stage, and men
and women merely players.

And one man in his time plays many
parts.

Ah, Mr. Avery, you know Shakespeare.

No, I know people in life, Mr. Whitney.

Well, right here and now, this room, all
of this could be a stage,

and you and I merely players.

Possibly. But we couldn't know that till
the curtain went up, could we?

The curtain may already be up, Mr.
Whitney. We could be waiting for it to

down.

Get over here.

Oh, please, please forgive me, kind sir,
but I am newly come

from the heady wine of theatrical
triumph.

Yeah, you've been hitting that jug hard.

Oh, sir, my performance tonight.

Well, surely you recall a magnificent
ovation that was given to me.

No, I got stuck with this here guard
duty. Now you get on back over to your

wagon. You mean you miss my performance?

It's appalling.

But never fear, sir. You shall not be
deprived of the right to sit at the

of cultural ambrosia.

Am what?

No, sir. You shall be granted a personal
performance.

Hold on now.

Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would
melt, thaw,

and resolve itself into a dew.

Cut that out.

But two months dead.

Nay, not so much, not two.

So excellent a king that was to this,
Hyperion to a

satyr. So loving.

To my mother, that he might not beteem
the winds of heaven visit her face

too roughly.

Heaven and earth, not I remember.

Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well.

Excellent dinner, Mr. Avery. My
compliments.

Thank you.

My dear, I know how cigar smoke disturbs
you. Oh, no.

But it does.

Brandy, Mr. Whitney? Please, thank you.

Well, one would think we were back in
Washington.

Wasn't thought.

Yes.

The two of us back in Washington
together.

That would please you, wouldn't it,
Mr... West, isn't it?

James West.

You're a clever and brave man, Mr. West,
and I appreciate that.

And you're going to find it a shame to
have to kill me, correct?

On the contrary.

I expect to find it a pleasure.

Guard!

Come in here.

I'm sure, Mr. West, that you'll be
delighted to learn that you will be

with full military honors.

Turn to the cards, Mr. Avery.

There's still an entire deck to be
played, Mr. West.

He acts like he's holding the winning
hand.

Maybe he is.

We still have to get him out of here.

Well, Mr. West, you got in and you've
got me.

Now, how do you propose to get out?

Laurie?

It's all right.

I'm going to ask you to help us, to help
yourself.

That other way out.

Where is it?

Don't worry, we'll take you with us.

But I can't. He'll kill me.

There is no other way out, Mr. West.

If there were, do you think that I would
be foolish enough to divulge it to her?

It's your one chance, Laurie. It's your
one chance to escape.

What do you think he'll do when he tires
of you?

Think he'll let you leave?

He's right, Laurie. You know it.

Easy. Gadzooks.

Very ingenious, Mr. Avery.

A clever emergency accident, since this
is an emergency.

Shall we?

First.

You wouldn't mind putting your hands
behind your back, would you? It's quite

damp down there, Mr. Gordon.

How do you like that? He's still playing
it like a winning hand.

I better have a look down there, Jim.

Still concerned, Mr. West? Still
cautious, Mr. Avery.

You'd better get a wrap for him.

I wouldn't like to be gagged, Mr. West.
Do you think that I would cry out for

help?

All clear down there, Jim?

My hat, Mr.

West, if you please.

No, I'd prefer the black one, please.

I command a loyal group of followers,
Mr. West.

Well, then I guess it's just about that
time.

I'm sure Grandfather will forgive me.

Shall we continue, Mr. Avery?

I don't seem to have much choice, do I?

Lead on, Macduff.

Better wait here.

Be patient.

As I said, Mr. West, I'm a cautious man.
That was a prearranged signal.

This black hat, leaving the white one
behind, told my men I was in trouble.

Also, a $20 ,000 reward for the men who
rescued me.

The winning hat.

I need that rifle.

There's no more native out there.
Perhaps I should say seven.

Looks like your boys don't want to
spread the reward too thin.

There are more of them on the way.

And you had to blow up this tunnel.

You've locked yourself in, Wes. There's
no way out.

Perhaps you'd like to discuss some sort
of deal?

Perhaps you'd like to discuss some sort
of deal?

I can just see a cold -blooded butcher
like you letting us go.

All right, let's do that again.

What? Avery's voice.

What? Oh, you mean perhaps you'd like to
discuss some sort of deal?

You'll have to pardon my rudeness.

Sorry.

Watch him.

Artemis, you're about to give the
greatest performance of your career.

Chuck, this is Avery.

Hold your fire.

Can you hear me?

Yes, I hear you, Mr. Avery.

West is giving up.

It's all over, men.

It worked.

Take the others.

Where are the other fireworks?

Oh.

I think Lorraine put them in the last
car. Right.

Golly.

Everybody all right?

Final turn of the cards, Mr. Avery.

The engineer tells me that steam is up,
sir, and we are ready to press on.

It's a long trip to Chicago, Mr. Avery.

You can ride with me, or we do have a
rolling cell up forward.

I'd like your promise, though, that you
don't try and escape.

However, the choice is yours.

Don't be ridiculous, Wes.

The rolling cell, of course.

Well, at least you'll have company in
the form of U .S. Marshal Kirby.

I'll show you to your quarter, sir.

And, Laurie, I'm sure I have your
promise that you won't try to escape on

long trip to Chicago.

Oh, gosh, all this elegance, Mr. West.

Why, it ought to be real fun traveling
clear to Chicago in such fancy style.

Not to mention the fun of a fascinating
traveling companion.

Oh, but Chicago, Mr. West, I don't know
a soul in Chicago. What would I do there

all by myself?

My dear, the name Artemis Gordon is
sheer magic in Chicago theatrical

It can open doors.

Really, Mr. Gordon?

Oh, I would deem it a pleasure, Laurie.

Now, with all that settled, on our way
to Chicago, right?

Wrong.

I'm heading the other way.

You see, gentlemen like you still
confuse me.

I guess simple girls like me should just
never leave home.

Bye.

Artemis, it's going to be a long trip to
Chicago.

James my boy you just can't win them
all.