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I should have fucking did it now.

It's been about, what, two, three hours, I'd say.

This isn't good.

What the hell am I going to do with this fucking thing?

Um, well, I don't want to, I really don't want to go to the hospital.

And there's no one else here besides, maybe Kate can help me out.

Kate!

What do you want?

I need you to help me out.

With what?

I got a pretty big problem.

It's, uh...

I did something bad.

Okay. Do I want to know?

I mean, the only reason I'm telling you is because you might be able to help.

Um, that's my problem.

Um, I kind of dipped into, uh, Dad's...

Viagra.

What the fuck?

Just to see, you know, just thought it would be, you know,

just for a while and it would go away.

Didn't really go away.

Why would you take Viagra if you don't have a girl over?

I didn't think it would last this long, but it's been like three, three and a half hours now.

That's cool.

No, it's not cool.

That's your problem, though.

Yeah, I know it's my problem, but I was like, maybe she can help me out just a little bit, and then maybe it'll go away.

Because I haven't had any female stimulation,

I took it.

So...

Well, you can wait to mom and dad get home, and then they can take you to the hospital.

I don't want to go to the hospital?

That's embarrassing.

Well, then go walk outside and find someone to help me out.

You want me to just pick up some random stranger and have him help me out with this?

Really?

Lesson learned, right?

Lesson learned my ass.

Can you just help me out with this, please?

What do you want me to do?

I don't know.

Just like, use your hand or something.

That's weird.

I don't know.

I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't ask unless I really, really needed help.

Why can't you use your hand?

I tried already.

Didn't work.

Let me see. I think it's funny.

You want to... What?

No, you might be not to see.

I guess.

Man, that sucks.

Yeah.

You should be more careful next time.

I'm just not gonna take it anymore.

So, can you help me out?

Or?

No.

I'm just gonna sit here and laugh.

You're just gonna sit here and laugh?

Oh yes! What are you supposed to do?

What? They're gonna walk in and I'm gonna have to be all embarrassed.

Now that you're sitting in here, especially.

I'm gonna tell them anyway.

What am I supposed to do? I'm not going to last, though?

That's really your only option.

Because none of my friends would ever come over in video.

That's great.

Are you gonna help me out or not?

Not.

Well, you're supposed to be like, yeah.

I'm not touching my brother's dick.

What am I supposed to do that?

You do it.

I'm not gonna do anything.

I'll instruct you.

No.

It's not happening.

No?

Help me out. God damn.

Alright, so you want me to jerk you off.

Yeah.

That's it.

Is that too much to ask?

It's weird.

And if I did do it, I sit like this.

Can you put a bag over your head or something?

No. I could put a pillow over my head.

That might work.

Just...

I don't know you want me here.

Oh my God.

I need help.

Okay. I'll help you.

It looks.

painful.

You're supposed to have a pillow on your head.

Okay.

So how long is this gonna take?

As long as it takes, I guess. I don't know.

I'm really not sure what to do with this point.

Like, do you use or anything? Like, this is.

I guess.

I guess not.

I guess not.

I don't ever tell anyone about this.

Obviously.

I'm not trying to make it for them.

Is it working?

I'm trying not to peek.

Look, I got places to go, so tell me how to ski this along.

I don't know. Maybe we just have to take it up a notch.

Like... You're already pretending on somebody else, so...

Man, I'm so...

I'm so gonna get you back for this.

You don't have any loom.

Uh-uh.

Okay.

You are that guy in class.

You're Derek.

Shut up.

Okay.

Okay.

Is that doing any good?

Derek?

No.

No.

Okay.

Maybe you could, um, sit on it?

I don't know. Um, maybe sucks a word.

You want me to have sex with you?

What do I get out of there?

Well, you're not, or not already after this?

It's a weird question. Not answering it.

I'm not.

That is a yes, so...

I don't want to show yourself too, man.

I've already got this far, so...

wouldn't, like, touching me help or something from now.

Mm-mm.

Mm-mm.

No.

I'm just trying to do it all out.

I can.

And go on nowhere.

So...

I don't know.

Maybe you could start at least with taking the top off.

Well, I guess you've seen them before anyway.

Mm-hmm.

That's up too.

Oh, you want all of?

Unless you want to do with that on.

Who's what I'm doing?

Okay.

That's fine.

I figured you wouldn't look at me the whole time.

You know with the pillow back on it, I guess.

No.

I'll face this one.

Okay.

I was kind of starting to enjoy it.

Better?

Mm-hmm.

I can feel it's starting to go down already.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

Let's...

What happened?

Yeah.