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Oh, stepdaughter is not allowed to be annoyed.

I'm being serious.

Somebody mean to you?

Well, not really.

I was just at the beach, like, trying to have fun.

And mom was kind of ruining the whole thing for me.

Yeah, well, that's, you know, that's what happens when you're here with your mom.

I guess so.

I just don't know what to do down there.

Jess cut her off some slack. She's been really stressed with work.

You know, she's just trying to kind of cut loose.

You know, I just, we got kind of a fight this morning, so I just didn't want to feel, like, just figure out of what her do her thing, you know?

You're going to fight?

Yeah, it's just like, I don't know.

It's just about dumb stuff.

Well, that's not good.

I mean, we're on vacation. We should all be having fun.

That's what happens on vacation all the times.

It's stressful.

Yeah, but she doesn't have to be drunk the whole time.

I mean, she was just down there drinking.

with all these people.

And I mean, I had no one to hang out with.

All the people down there were super weird.

Everybody was super weird.

Yes. The boys were so ugly.

I just wanted to have fun.

Flirt and be like, stupid girl.

I'm sure there's some, there's, I'm sure there,

you could have went to like another part of the beach probably, maybe.

Wasn't anybody playing volleyball or something?

Like, you could have done some.

No, this beach is like so lame. There's literally nothing around.

It's literally just the beach. And I feel like random stores.

Yeah, this, yeah, this beach kind of suck.

Yeah. Yes, it does. But now I don't know what to do.

Do you have any suggestions?

Why did you just go swimming?

Well, there's not like a pool around here. It's literally just the beach.

Yeah, you swim at the beach.

with the sharks. Why would I want to go swimming alone with the sharks?

You could have convinced Mom to go in with you.

Mom can't swim right now. She's hammered.

Really?

Yes. Wow, that kind of makes sense.

Yeah, she's getting more... I... maybe I shouldn't say that.

But she's just, she's doing a lot more than I am, so...

Why do you mean?

Why just mean like she's hanging out?

a bunch of people and all drunk and stuff.

What kind of people?

Like guys. But they're just like just guys and like a few girls.

Like... They're just drinking. You know?

Was she doing all their stuff with those guys?

I don't know. I don't know if I should say all that, but...

You know.

Yeah.

I mean...

You can tell me, I'm like not...

I mean, I kind of know your mom's probably, probably been cheating on me for a little while now.

You knew?

Yeah, I mean, yeah, kind of.

Well, I don't want to say anything before.

I just...

What, did you see her do something with a guy?

Kind of. Yeah. I just didn't want to say.

I don't want to say anything because I want to, like, hurt your feelings or anything.

No, that's all right.

No, I kind of, like, I kind of, I kind of, I've kind of, like, suspected for a while.

But, like, I don't know.

I kind of was hoping maybe that wasn't true, but I kind of...

I don't know, that sucks, but...

I mean, you're just okay with her cheating on you?

No, I'm not, like, okay with it. I just...

I don't know. What am I supposed to do?

Yelled her about it.

I don't know.

I just figured maybe we're just going through a rough patch the last couple years and maybe things will get better.

Well, I mean, if she's cheating on you, don't you think you should just cheat on her?

It's the only way to make it fair.

That's not how it works.

I mean, why not?

That's kind of how it works.

Someone does something, you do it back.

I'm...

I'm too old for that nonsense.

No?

Dude, you're attractive.

I'm sure you could get plenty of girls if you really wanted to.

Oh, well, yeah, well, you're my daughter.

You're just being nice to me, but I don't think I could, uh...

I am not just being nice.

I mean, I get, like, horny, yeah, I mean, because you're like your mom and I barely sleep together anymore, but...

I mean, I've thought about it, but I just don't, like...

I don't think I'd be very successful with the ladies anymore.

Okay, first of all, I have eyes.

so I can see you.

Which means I'm calling you attractive, not just as your daughter.

You could get girls.

Why don't you try?

I mean, like, how much was supposed to do that?

Get on like Tinder or something?

Go out. Go out with me to the beach.

Why don't you come?

Go out.

To the beach.

We could go have fun. We could go find you some girls.

Get late or something. I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm gonna be all weird.

You could help me get laid.

Yeah, probably.

I don't know if that's the best idea.

Well, why not?

Come on, let's go.

Let's go down.

What?

What? We do it?

Please.

We should go.

We can go have fun.

You're on vacation.

Come on.

You're a crazy person.

No.

I'm being serious.

Mom can go do what she wants.

But my vacation shouldn't be ruined and neither should yours because of it.

Come on.

Okay, okay.

All right, fine.

Okay, we can go.

Just get off.

No, come on.

Okay, yeah.

No, I'm going.

I'm going.

I can go.

Yeah, I'm coming.

I'm going.

Dad, what was that?

What?

Is it a boner?

No.

What are you talking about?

Let's go.

You're lying. Yes, you do.

No, I don't.

Yes, you do.

You can't let me, Dad.

You have a boner.

I just felt it.

I don't.

Well, okay.

If it helps, it was kind of big.

I told you, you wouldn't have any problems getting girls.

I don't have a boner. What are you talking about?

Let me see.

No, you can see it.

Let me see it.

What are you doing?

Stop.

Let me see it.

You have a big dig.

Oh my god, you can get so many girls.

You can get so many girls.

Okay.

I mean, it's not...

Well...

Why can't I help you?

What?

Like, that problem you're having?

How long has it been since you've had sex with mom?

Like, I don't know, like three months?

Three months?

Yeah.

That is so long.

Well, yeah, it's not ideal.

Well, why can't I help you out?

Because you?

You're my daughter, you crazy person?

Okay, come on.

First of all, stepdad.

And second of all, we're on vacation.

You haven't had sex and there's no cute boys on the beach for me.

You like it? You think it's nice?

I think it's a really good dick.

It's bigger than anyone I've had before.

Really?

Yeah.

I don't think I've had a dick this good.

So you know, say your dad though you shouldn't.

That's crazy.

I mean, come on.

Why not? We're on vacation.

Do you promise you won't tell anybody?

I won't tell anybody.

Please. Can we please?

Do it for me.

I just want to help you out.

So you didn't have any, like, drinks with your mom, did you?

No. I can't even drink.

Well, yeah, I didn't know if she, like, snuck you so much something.

No.

Please.

Okay, okay, okay.

Oh, fuck.

Look, it was a big dick. Mom's missing out.

Anything for you?

That's wow.

I figured you only like guys like your own, you know?

No.

I don't like guys my age.

They suck.

And they're so ugly and small.

I like older guys and bigger guys.

I guess this is like vacation, right?

No, no.

It's not like, it doesn't really count.

I don't tell anyone.

Like, nobody's school or anything, okay?

I just don't want to get in trouble.

You won't get in trouble.

You look really good at a fucking dick.

We're doing a good job?

Yeah.

To make you proud?

Yeah, way better than your mom.

Good.

You deserve it.

Girl.

Yeah, that's it.

Good girl.

Oh, I'm such a big dick.

God is so big in my mouth.

I don't think so hard.

It's so fucking hard.

So hard.

So hard for me.

You want this hard dick in my little pussy?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You sure?

Yeah. We're on vacation. Why not?

Okay, I'm right.

Wait, sweetie, you have any condoms?

No.

I should use a condom, right?

No, why would it matter? You're my dad.

Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense.

Okay.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh my god.

Oh, that's so big.

Oh, so you're right tight.

I've got any guy I've had before.

What?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

That was really good.

Did you vacation a little better now?

Yes.