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Uh, miss...

Shut up. Sit.

Miss Hayes.

You can call me, sir.

Okay, sir.

My, uh, uh, do, um, uh, uncle is, um, is, uh, Alex Adams.

Don't speak the great one's name in vain.

I know why you're here.

So, what do you know about showbiz?

Well, I worked at a grocery store before this.

So nothing.

Yeah, not a lot.

Wow.

And what makes you think you're ready for family therapy, media productions, LSC Incorporated productions?

Um, well, I kind of have five.

and my dad kind of asked the great Alex, I mean, the great one.

I see, I see.

And let's talk about your experience.

How many girls have you been with?

Uh, like a couple.

Mills? Dills? Dills? Gills?

Uh, couples?

Well?

Uh, the girl in high school and, uh,

How many dicks have you sucked?

Do I really need to answer?

You'll answer whatever I ask.

Like one? One time.

Interesting, interesting.

My dad said this would be for, like, girls.

Yeah, you'll do whatever I say. You'll do whatever I say.

Okay.

Well, see your dick?

What?

Well, whip it out?

Like right now?

Yeah.

Don't I need to do like paperwork or something?

I haven't hired you yet.

Come on, let's see it. See what we're working with.

I just wasn't, like, ready to...

Hmm.

I put my other glasses on for this.

Not hard yet, I see.

Uh, I'm supposed to just be hard.

Well, some guys come from here.

I guess I can help you out a little.

With your feet?

What, you don't like it?

Uh, I mean, I just haven't really...

The feet are cool.

Well, get hard.

Can't touch them?

I suppose.

This is the normal way the casting stuff is done.

Who are you to ask questions?

Sorry, sir.

Hmm. It's still not hard.

Just jerk off a little bit.

Whatever you want me to do, sir.

Sorry.

All right. I guess I'll do all the work.

Hmm.

Well, girth is all right.

Length leaves a little something to be desired for.

You might want to work on that.

Balls are nice.

Could shave a bit more.

Oh, sorry.

So, could you look on balls?

I just like that.

It helps, usually.

Well, are you hard yet?

Uh, not.

Are you close?

Yeah, almost.

Hmm. Not that impressive.

Not bad.

Okay, so the three rules you need to remember this industry are.

One, keep your, get your dick up.

And keep it up.

And so far, I mean the process was a little slow, but we got there.

Number two, don't come too fast.

Luckily you haven't yet, so for now you're okay.

Number three, the most important one, come when I tell you two.

Got it?

Yes, sir.

So I'm doing, I'm doing good.

Doing all right.

Okay.

So far.

So like, if I'm gonna, like, come to, like, do we take breaks or?

You just get better at controlling it.

Okay, sorry, we're done.

Alright, on to the next phase.

Do you think you're ready?

Yeah, I think.

I think.

All right, let's see how you perform.

Oh, okay.

Oh, wow.

How long am I supposed to not come for?

Until I say.

Yeah, okay.

Remember the third rule?

Yeah, come, come when you do.

Okay, I just, okay, estimate.

But don't just be quiet.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

The growth is definitely nice.

Oh, thanks.

I'll have to talk to the great one about it.

Okay.

But, you did a fantastic job.

Thanks, sir.

If you can come again, you'll get the job right now.

Again?

That's okay, you're hired.