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I'm just, I'm looking at these things.

They look like, they look like little penises, you know?

You're so fucking weird.

This is why you don't have any friends.

What, they do?

No, they don't, they're fucking lanterns.

What are you talking about?

I'm just saying, like, I don't know.

It's just, it's cool, I guess, I don't know.

You're weird.

Come here, I want to talk to you.

What?

Just come here.

Sit down.

What do you want to talk to me about?

So I know that, like, you've been jerking off in my panties.

No, I haven't.

Yes, you have. I found them in your room.

That was probably, like, an accident. Mom probably, like, left them in my room by accident.

You're such a fucking weirdo. Yes, I know you have.

Anyway, so you know how, like, my boy is.

friend broke up with me.

Yeah.

Fucking sucks.

And these dudes online, just like, they're just idiots.

Yeah.

Anyway, so I, like, saw your dick, and I know it's kind of big, so.

Wait, you have?

Yeah, duh, remember? Like in the shower?

Wait, you saw me doing that?

Yeah, of course.

Shit.

Anyway, so, like, what?

You're not going to tell all of me, are you?

No.

On one condition.

What?

If you just, like, fuck me, because I'm really horny, and I just need someone to fuck real quick.

Wait, this is a joke.

No.

You, like, seriously? Like, you really...

Yeah, just like, real quick, though.

I know you've been, I know that you've been, you've been watching me and smiling at me in the shower, and jerking off in my panties.

You're fucking weird out, but I'm horny, and I just need to.

Like, you, you don't care of them, like, your little brother?

Like, that doesn't freak you out.

Stop! It doesn't matter.

It's just quick fuck.

You're not...

I don't even believe me. They're just fucking...

with me right now.

It just doesn't really matter.

Wait, though, for real?

Yeah. Well, I'm doing it right now, so...

No, I know you're not going to stop me.

Can I touch them?

Yeah. Don't be so weird.

Oh, my God, you're so hot.

Oh, this is awesome.

Yeah, it's all right.

Mm-hmm.

I know you're not going to tell anyone, because I'll kill you if you do.

No, yeah, definitely, definitely wouldn't at home.

Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

Yeah, I better be after my last boyfriend.

Could you put your booze on it again?

All right, I'm gonna sit on it.

Okay, cool.

You want me to just, so I just stay like this?

You keep telling you and that'll kill you.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

You're fucking like this. Get it, get out.

Okay.

Yeah, well, this never happened, right?

Yeah, right.

Never happened.

Right.