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Thank you.

We take you now to the White House Daily Briefing, where Press Secretary

Caroline Leavitt is about to have a day.

Greetings, everyone.

How's it going?

I am just so excited to be here and answer your friendly questions.

As you all know, there was no news this week.

Nothing happening with the president. No weird information was revealed.

No one had any accusations that rhyme with edophile.

So I'll open the floor to questions, starting with Caitlin Collins from CNN,

I openly hate. Go ahead.

Okay, well, I think we definitely need to start with the 20 ,000 Epstein

Why does President Trump's name appear in so many of them?

You know you suck, right?

Trump has asked the DOJ to investigate Democrats' ties to Epstein, but is

investigating Trump?

Look, the only thing these emails prove is that President Trump did nothing

wrong. If anything, his crime was loving too much. And possibly too young.

Now, let's get a relevant question, Fox News.

Unnamed black guy, Fox News.

Is President Trump too healthy?

Thank you.

And yes, he got his 30th physical last week and it went great.

He took a cognitive test and did so well, they said we'd like to see you

as soon as possible.

Yes, MSNBC, go ahead.

Are you not worried about the objects of Trump giving Epstein's partner in

crime, Delaine Maxwell, a sweetheart deal?

Hey. Ghislaine Maxwell said in the sworn deposition she gave to Trump's friend

that Trump always acted like a gentleman.

And a little thing about me, I believe women.

Now seriously, can we please move off the topic of Epstein?

Sure. Is it true the administration secretly sent $840 million to Argentina

pay off their debts?

We shall return to Epstein!

I'm sorry, but even Trump's biggest supporters think that he should release

Epstein files. What does Trump have to hide?

I could answer that. I am hiding almost nothing.

Just enough to make it extremely suspicious. But let me ask you a

there was something incriminating about me in the files, then why would I cover

them up?

Isn't that exactly why you would cover them up?

Okay, let me go again. If I was innocent, wouldn't I just release all

Yes.

Again, I think you're agreeing with what everyone is saying.

Okay, third time's a charm.

Jeffrey Epstein, I barely knew the guy, okay, as evidenced by the thousands of

pictures of us together dancing and grinding our teeth at various parties.

Always leering and pointing at something just off camera. Probably a book we're

excited to read.

Okay, what about the specific email where Epstein said that Trump was the

that hasn't barked? Okay, okay, first of all, all right, I'm not a dog.

I'm not a dog. I'm more of a cub or possibly an otter.

Definitely not a twink. I think that's clear. Not a twink, right? Maybe twunk.

You know, gays have words for everything, right? Geeky.

We like to say geeky.

It means talking. Second, I thought Megyn Kelly made a terrific point this

She said, Epstein's not a pedophile.

Terrific thing to just say out of nowhere. Great job, Megyn.

We love Megyn. They should put her back on TV.

Legalize Megyn.

So you said you kicked Epstein out of Mar -a -Lago, but he said he was, quote,

never a member.

Yeah, I said I kicked Jeffrey out because he was a pedophile. But then I

said I didn't know he did anything wrong. So it's kind of hard to square

circle until you realize that Trump exists across many timelines.

It's the Trump multiverse theory.

We just happen to be living in the worst possible one. Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm going to release all of the Epstein files. This is great. Each file will be.

on sale for the low, low price of $800.

Oh, she's pretty. Who's that? She's beautiful.

I like that. She's nice.

You know, this is a beautiful one -of -a -kind printed -out screenshot in very

low res of one of the many files mentioning President Trump. It makes

stocking stuff. I just ordered the one that says, Does Putin have the photo of

Trump blowing Bubba? We love that.

Whatever the hell that means.

But I did do one very generous thing today. I pardoned a turkey, okay, who,

complete coincidence, is a convicted sex criminal.

So we're going to be looking into that very shortly, I can assure you that. So

Merry Thanksgiving. We're going to be saying Merry Thanksgiving again. And

from New York, it's...