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We haven't been on a vacation a really long time.

Yeah, that's, it has been a while.

I've kind of been a bad stepdad, you know, for a while.

Not at all, never.

You know, I don't want to make it up to you.

Thanks.

You know, take a few days and have some fun.

You deserve a vacation, you know.

I've got a vacation.

Yeah, you've been doing so good school and, you know.

You're just, you know, I don't know, you're the best step baller I could, I think anybody could ask for him.

Oh, thank you.

Can I ask you a question?

Yeah, what's up?

Why isn't mom here?

No, it's just, I mean, it's just, you know, that deal she's working on.

She's probably going to be this tomorrow.

He's probably going to come out.

She just had to finish it up.

Some stuff with that.

And then, I mean, we're here for, you know, like four days, so it's, you know,

it kind of sucks, but, you know, her job's very important, you know.

I feel that she works all the time.

Yeah, she does.

That sucks.

I feel like we're never all together.

Well, you know, sometimes.

Sometimes it's tough, you know.

But, you know, it's, um, I think it'll, I think it'll get better pretty soon.

Thanks, Dad.

She should have more time.

Once some of these projects kind of finish up, she should be home more.

Well, you and I can still have fun, right?

We always have fun.

Like watch a movie or whatever.

Yeah.

Probably.

Probably.

I'm probably all funned out for tonight.

That's a beat from the drive, you know.

Really?

You want to hang out with me?

No, we can hang out for a little bit.

I just, I feel like I'm gonna, I'm gonna, probably gonna need to pass out soon.

I was really looking forward to hanging out.

We haven't having a movie night in so long.

It's always so funny.

I mean, maybe we could...

That'd be nice.

Um, I don't know.

You like, talk, stay up late.

Oh, yeah.

You're old guy.

What are you wanting to do tonight?

What are you wanting to do tonight?

Drink a Diet Coke and pass up on the couch thing?

On the couch bed?

Yeah, well, I didn't, I should have got a bigger,

Airbnb, I guess.

I'll sleep out there.

You don't have to sleep out there.

No, this is...

You can stay in here, sweetie.

That's...

No, this is like the big bed.

This is the comfy one.

You can sleep in here.

You seem like kind of stressed.

No, I don't want you to sleep on that thing.

I'll just do it.

It doesn't matter what this.

No, I don't mind. I don't mind.

Aren't you like, I don't know, like, tired from work and stuff?

You seem like something's wrong.

Oh, I'm okay.

No, I'm on vacation.

It's good.

That means good.

I think you need to relax.

Yeah, well that's...

And hang out with me and have fun with me.

Yeah.

So I'm your favorite.

You can relax. You can get comfy. You seem stressed.

I'm worried about you.

Yeah.

I'm worried about you.

You don't like hang out with me as much as you used to.

And the mob's never here either.

Yeah.

I guess, that's okay if I get on a...

Yeah, get on a...

Yeah, get us some covers, yes.

Jesus.

Get comfy, please.

I'll tuck you in.

See? It's not that bad.

Thanks.

I'll sleep out there.

Or you can share.

That's fine too.

Uh, um...

Do you sure?

Mm-hmm.

I still be okay.

Is everything okay?

I just, ah, things haven't been too great with your mom, you know? Um...

What do you mean?

You know, she's just been working a lot.

I mean, yeah.

So, but I mean, we'll probably figure things.

out. It's nothing for you to worry about.

Are you sure that's it?

I can see it in your eyes.

There's something else.

I can see it.

You can tell me. I won't tell her.

I don't, no.

I don't...

There's certain things that's not gonna talk to your daughter about, okay?

Like, it's not...

Why not? I won't tell her.

I'll keep it a secret.

Like I told...

Yeah, like how I cut the secret that you ate the entire bag of hot Cheetos last Tuesday.

I'm really good at keeping secrets.

Uh, uh, your mom's been having some affairs.

She's been cheating on you.

What?

Really?

Yeah, I, um...

But, but does she know that you know?

I don't... I mean, I don't think so.

Oh my God. That's awful.

I was expecting for it to be like, she left too much hair in the shower, but...

Oh, my God.

Honestly, I'm, like, not fully surprised.

She kind of has a track record of doing some scandalous things.

I've talked to her about it.

I told her she's got to, like, get it together.

God, I'm sorry.

It's okay, sweetie. We'll figure things out.

I just suspected for a while now, and I went through her phone.

Oh, no.

Well, if it makes you feel any better, my last boyfriend, she's.

on me.

I did?

Mm-hmm.

That doesn't make any sense.

I know it doesn't, because I'm the best.

Yeah, you are.

So you could be the best and get you done on, too.

I don't know if I'm the best.

Yeah, you're the best.

You're like funny and you're cool.

Oh, thanks for you.

Mm-hmm.

And you're like, handsome, you're a cool dad.

You're like the best out ever.

The best that I've ever had.

Well, that's...

And there's four of them.

I had too nice to me.

Yeah.

I'll lay with you, so you're not alone.

You seem so sad.

Oh, well, you...

Can't I get in with you?

Yeah, sure.

Is that okay?

Yeah, that's okay.

Okay.

It's kind of cold.

You cold?

Yeah.

You can just chill.

Oh, okay.

My feet are freezing.

You can put them on me.

It's okay.

See, it's not so bad now.

Yeah, I do feel.

I feel a little better.

Mm-hmm.

How do you feel?

I don't know, should you...

I feel nice.

Feels nice?

It feels nice.

You probably shouldn't be...

Like spooning me.

What? Why not?

I just...

No, it's okay. That's all right.

I can leave.

See, you like my company.

Yeah, I do.

Mm-hmm.

I'm really good company.

And you're really good company for me too.

Yeah, this is nice.

Talk to you.

It's probably better if you, you know, just screwed over a little bit.

Why?

I'm good.

Is it because I made you hard?

Is that why?

I'm just tired.

I can feel it.

I'm sorry.

It's just big.

What?

It feels big.

Is it big?

Your dad don't see stuff like that.

Is it big?

Is it big?

I think so, I guess.

When's last time Mom touched it?

They...

Sweetie, no.

Stop rubbing against it. What are you doing?

I'll see it.

I think you want to show it to me too, don't you?

I see.

It is big.

You think so?

It looks nice.

I heard that.

It's really nice.

I should not.

Okay.

There's nothing wrong with it and we're on vacation.

No, no, sweet.

We're on vacation.

I can't.

We're just...

Vacations for fun times.

We're both out of it and...

No, I won't tell.

I'm really good at keeping secrets.

Mom's cheating on you anyways.

Uh-uh.

I was too full to tell anyway.

Never does that.

It's why I am better.

You never like to do stuff.

I like...

They're very bigger than your mom's.

It feels so good.

This is fun.

This is better than movie night.

Yeah, I think so.

Wouldn't you rather watch me do this?

I'll do everything she doesn't do.

Look, look, look, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, fuck, fuck.

I'll do whatever you want, damn you.

I'm gonna cry.

What you went to grind you, Daddy.

I'm like watching my ditty's bans when I met you daddy.

I'm good.

I'm going to fucking good.

I'm feeling an amazing going to say.

It feels so fucking good.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.