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What fuck are you doing?

What? Nothing.

Are you touching your boner?

No. No.

Ew, that's so gross. Why are you doing that in the living room?

I'm not... like, I was just adjusting it a little bit.

So you do have a boner in the living room, and you're adjusting your boner in the living room?

Yeah? Is that illegal?

I mean, to me, in my home, that is illegal.

I'm not doing anything, okay? I wasn't like... I wasn't doing... I wasn't doing... I wasn't... I wasn't doing... I wasn't... I wasn't...

Okay, well, like, go do it in private.

Why can't you go do it in your room?

I'm not jerking off.

Yeah, you're jerking off.

No, I'm not.

Just outside your pants, you're like using it as a sheath to jerk off.

No, that's not what I'm doing.

Yes, that's exactly what you're doing. It's very inappropriate, and I find it disgusting.

Give me a...

Don't.

Don't. Don't even think about doing that.

I'm not. Look, I just haven't done something in a few days, and I'm just getting a lot of boners, kind of, so they're just...

You're getting a lot of boners because you haven't had...

You haven't done something? What haven't you done?

I haven't jerked off. I'm doing no, not November.

What?

Yeah, no, not November.

What?

What are you laughing?

Is that like a meme? That's not real.

Yes, it's very real.

That's made up.

No, it's not made...

Well, somebody made it up, I mean, a while ago, but...

Why?

Because it's a really good thing to do.

Good for what? For who?

For me.

It like, you just, you don't jerk off on my.

Why?

Well, because, like, number one, like, it, like, boost your testosterone, and, like,

it also makes you, like, way more confident.

Do you feel confident?

I'm only, like...

Because you look pretty pathetic.

It's only been, like, five days.

This is, like, really embarrassing for you, actually, that you're actually doing this.

Where did you learn how to do...

Like, who's telling you to do that?

I mean, I don't know, just people on the internet.

People on the internet are telling you to do this, like what, who?

Like the Nelk boys?

All kinds of people.

Joe Rogan.

Millionaires.

Don't jerk off all of November.

Yeah, well, I mean, like, ideally, you never jerk off.

Ever?

Yeah.

No porn, no jerking off, none of that.

That makes no sense.

I feel like that's unhealthy.

Like, clinically, I feel like that's unhealthy.

And you look really pathetic.

No, it's the secret.

It's the secret.

Like power?

Yes.

Riches.

Yeah, probably, like, two months in the not jerking off, I'll like...

I guarantee you...

Start my own company.

I guarantee you all of those guys jerk off all the time.

All right, well, don't...

You're listening to a...

You're listening to a bunch of guys telling you to not jerk off.

It's kind of fruity.

You're just a girl.

You're just my step-sister.

You don't know about this stuff.

This is man stuff.

You don't get it.

I do know about this stuff.

I know more that you do.

Well, another couple months of me, like, not jerking off.

Don't, when I get a Lamborghini, don't ask me for a ride.

Stop.

No, stop.

Stop making fun.

No, you're such a loser.

You're a loser.

You're a loser.

You're a loser.

You're a loser.

Whatever.

You can laugh.

It's very serious.

Well, keep laughing.

It's actually very un-serious and really embarrassing.

Okay, whatever.

I don't care.

Just gonna walk around with that thing?

Yeah, what am I supposed to do?

I can cut it off?

You can jerk it off.

I'm...

Yeah, I'm not doing that.

I don't even want to.

It's just annoying sometimes, but...

Okay.

Do you leave you alone?

No.

Fine. Go and jerk off.

No, I'm not.

Oh my God, are you masturbating?

No, I'm not.

I'm not.

You're masturbating.

You're hollery.

No, I just was going to the bathroom.

I thought this is, you already failed.

I didn't feel.

You're really dedicated to it.

That's really funny.

I didn't feel, okay.

I just have a boner and like,

Isn't it no November?

Yeah, I haven't knotted.

Just because I have a boner.

Can you get out of my sister stuff?

Do you?

You can't add yourself?

I mean, technically, but it's not, like, smart, obviously.

It's not smart.

No, can you stop looking at my penis?

Can you get out of here, you pervert?

Wait a minute to take a shower.

You're gonna nut.

I'm not going to fail.

I'm not going to fail.

What if I show your veins?

You're gonna not, aren't you?

It doesn't get you going to go?

I know what kind of videos you watch.

Steps and those videos?

That's not the only stuff I watch.

Yeah, you watch those all the time.

I watch them sometimes.

Loseer.

I'm not gonna start jerking home.

Yes, you are.

You're gonna fail, aren't you?

No, I'm not gonna fail.

Mm-hmm.

Leave me alone.

Bye.

I'll be on a minute. I'm not the minute.

jerking off.

I'm not doing it.

Get the fuck out of here.

I'm not doing anything.

Yeah, you're doing it.

You're jerking off.

Okay, I'm jerking off like a little.

Oh weird.

I told you technically it's like fine.

It's not.

You're so weird.

Yeah, as long as I keep my male essence, it's fine.

Male essence?

What does I even mean?

It's good for you to come.

You're so weird.

No, it's not.

It's not good to like, I genuinely think that

all your come is like building up in your body and it's making you stupid.

You've never acted like this before.

I mean, you're usually pretty stupid, but this is a new high.

Get out of your little.

No!

I bet you want to come so bad.

Do you want to come?

Yeah, I want to come, but I'm like not going to.

I bet I can make you come.

No, you can't make me come.

I bet I could make you come.

It would be really easy.

It would be so easy.

You can't make me come.

Yeah, I could make you come.

I bet just showing you come.

my boobs, you'd come.

No, I saw your boobs.

Nipples alone.

Like half a nip, you jizz.

No, I saw your...

And you would love it and it would feel really nice.

Get out of your real, no.

Okay, um, um, maybe I'll show you my boobs.

I don't care.

You stare at them all the time.

I don't give a shit.

What you do?

I'm not coming.

I'm just...

You stare at them literally all the time.

I'm just edging for a little bit and I'm not going to come.

I don't care.

I bet you'll come immediately when I do this.

I'm not.

Yeah, they're nice or whatever.

I don't care.

Oh, so you would bet they're nice?

Yeah, for my sister.

Yeah, don't slap my tit.

I'll slap your dick.

Ow, stop!

You're gonna come.

I'm not gonna come.

I'm fine, I don't care.

I'm gonna ruin it.

I wanna ruin your no-net November.

Yeah, good luck.

I like ruining things for you.

I know you do.

I'm gonna do.

How about if I show you my pussy?

What?

Mm-hmm.

I don't, I don't care.

What if I told you I'm not wearing any panties right now?

Whatever, I don't give a shit.

You care a lot.

It's not gonna make me comb.

You're sweating.

Don't you want to come?

What if I like touch it a bit?

What if I like touch it a bit?

Huh?

I put my hand on it.

What?

Yeah.

Your balls must be so sore.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, I know you want to come so bad.

You've been holding it for so many days.

It's gonna feel so good.

Yeah.

She's like such a huge load.

Mm-hmm.

But I'm not gonna do that.

Yes, you are.

No, I'm not.

I bet I can make you do it.

No, you can't.

Do you want the challenge?

You can prove it to me?

What?

I bet you're like an alpha. You can, like, prove it to me by not coming.

Yeah, obviously. That's fine.

Okay, then...

There's nothing you can do to make me call.

Nothing, nothing that's gonna make you come.

No, nothing.

What if I...

Whatever, it's fine.

It feels good.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

Feels nice in my hand.

Do you not mean that? You just trying to make me calm.

Doesn't matter?

I don't know.

Do you want me to keep going?

It doesn't matter if you don't come, right?

Yeah, I'm not gonna come. I don't care.

You want me to keep going?

Yeah.

Yeah.

We'll see what you can do.

Hmm?

Yeah.

You're not gonna put your mouth on it.

Yeah, what if I do?

Didn't you just shower?

Yeah.

Okay then.

What if I put my mouth on it?

Would you like that?

Yeah.

I can taste your pre-cone.

Does that count?

No, it doesn't count.

Like your full ball.

That load's gonna be so huge for me.

Yeah, well, I mean, it would be.

except if I was, if I was weak,

but I'm not.

Comey doesn't mean you're weak.

It's healthy.

And you're a real man, it's a real big cup.

Oh, fuck.

I'm not gonna where you steal my jizz.

I need it.

It's mine.

It's mine.

It's mine.

So you can't help it you're stroking at yourself.

You want it back in the mouth?

Why not?

It's good for you.

I'm not going to.

I'm a licensed physician.

See?

You can't. I won, okay?

You tried to make a comb.

You did, got really close, but it's not gonna work.

You're telling me you don't want your cock back in my mouth.

No, it feels good, but I'm just saying I'm not, it's not gonna, it's not gonna work.

I think it'll work.

What if I get on top?

What if I get on top?

You're in your pussy?

Yeah, my pussy.

You're not gonna do that?

Yeah.

Are you serious?

What if I fuck you?

Oh, it doesn't matter.

I'm not gonna come.

Don't you want to?

I'd be so...

I'd be so easy.

I could just sight it in.

Yeah, it's fine.

I'm not gonna come, though. It doesn't matter.

Prove it to me.

It's good.

It feels good.

I like it. It feels good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, that feels so good.

Oh my god, this is making really...

Oh my god.

Oh, how does my pussy feel?

It feels good.

My likes my cocktail are.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Holy shit.

Oh my god.

Here comes to fucking mine.

It's mine.

That's not.

It's mine.

That's not.

You're not.

You're not going to get it.

I just need to take us.

For a second.

I'm not going to call him.

It's mine.

It's mine.

It's mine.

Oh, your cocks are so fucking good.

Oh, I want to fucking milk it.

I'm not into my pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Stop saying stuff like that.

Go on everywhere.

I want you come.

You're fucking smiling.

She's mine.

Do you want me to make you come?

Oh, yes.

Your cock feels so fucking good.

Oh, yes.

It feels really good.

It feels really good.

It feels really good.

Well, I lost no net.

If ever said, you have to lose it.

It doesn't count.

Yeah.

Oh, I can feel your full balls

slapping against my pussy.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, it feels fucking good.

Oh.

I have to have come for me.

You want to keep fucking in.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, your cock is all I can think of.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes.

I need it.

I need it.

I need it.

Put it.

back in.

Put it back in.

Put it back in.

Look again.

Oh, yes.

Oh, huh.

Fuck.

You want to feel me full of gum so bad, don't you?

Yeah, too.

Oh my God. Yes. Yes. You want to come?

Your cockles feels this fucking good.

Oh my God. Fuck me however you want.

It feels so good.

Oh.

Is your sister's pussy feel good?

Yeah.

Oh, you've been such a good boy.

Oh, you've been such a good boy.

Are you going to listen to your sister?

Yeah.

Cagley's comfortable.

Yeah.

Fuck me till you come.

Pull it and come all over my fucking pussy.

Yeah.

Yeah, you know, listen to your sister.

Maybe I'll start listening to you a little more.

Don't tell anybody that I lost.

I don't tell anybody.

You can go off and do your thing, whatever.