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My stomach feels weird.

Your stomach feels weird. I don't believe that.

It's your birthday. You're supposed to be opening presents right now.

Let's just... I just tell mom we can do it like later tonight.

Later in the night. Come on.

I just have like a stomach ache and I just like wanna lay down.

A stomach egg?

Yeah.

Do you really think I believe that?

What do you mean, believe? I do.

Come on, be honest.

What's going on?

Come on, you can talk to me.

Oh my God, I don't want to talk right now.

Well, you don't want to open presents either.

So you gotta do one of the two.

I just don't feel like, I just don't feel like doing the whole birthday thing.

Why not?

Stop being so depressed.

Because I just feel shitty because I had to move back home.

Back home, back home with me.

Come on now.

That's the best thing ever.

I mean, it's cool that we get to hang out and stuff again.

But like you're 20.

I'm 30.

It's like not as cool for me living back home.

You know?

That made no sense.

to me.

Um, you're my big brother.

Come on now.

I just, I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't want to do.

I feel, it feels, I'm just, I don't feel good about it.

I just want to be, like, alone or whatever.

Well, you're not going to be alone.

So go ahead and get over that.

It's your birthday. You're supposed to celebrate.

You're supposed to party, turn up.

Yeah, but I just don't feel like I should be celebrating, you know?

because I, like, live at home again, and I'm 30, and I don't have a job.

And I, like, my business didn't work.

Okay.

Well, the bagel business was a good idea.

It was a good idea.

Could have made a few little tweaks here.

It was a great idea.

Yeah, it was.

But it didn't work out.

So you can't just.

sit in your room and just...

People love bagels, you know?

Like, just...

Yes, we all have bagels.

But we also like to see you open presents.

It seemed like a good, I could have maybe changed a few things about it.

Yeah.

Could have been just like more than bagels, you know?

Well, I just thought that keeping it like one thing was smart, but...

One thing gets kind of boring, you know?

Yeah.

I don't want to get a regular job again.

Like, I'll just...

I don't know.

Well, you're gonna have to figure something out.

But as of right now, today is your birthday.

We have to do something.

We can't just eat cake and call it a day.

Why not?

Why not?

I'm just...

Because...

Oh, my God.

It's your birthday.

And you gotta do something, okay?

Good one for me.

No.

What is it gonna take?

What are you...

Like, you got to get out of this depression.

Like...

No, get off of me.

I don't want...

Stop.

What is...

What is...

What fix this depression?

When you ate cake and that didn't help.

Your presents would help, but you don't want to do that yet.

Hmm.

What cheers me out?

It's the last time you were laid.

What?

It's a question.

It's the thing of business.

And I'm asking a question.

Um, you know, my little sister, I'm not going to talk to you about the last time I got lay here?

crazy?

Come on.

Honestly.

Be honest.

now, don't lie, because I know when you lie.

I don't know, like eight or nine months ago?

Eight or nine months ago.

That's why.

What are you laughing at me?

That's why, Dodo.

That's not that bad.

You gotta get laying.

I mean, probably would be a good thing.

I know one of my friends think is hot.

What?

Hmm.

Can I help me have sex?

Mm-hmm.

I can find a chick if I wanted to, or just...

If you wanted to.

So you don't want to.

Well, no, I want, don't, I want to.

Okay, I...

So it's just like you're your presents.

You want to open them, but you don't want to open them.

I just feel like I don't know how to...

What are you doing?

Well, we're here, so I might as well do it.

Come on.

Are you crazy?

Stop! You're crazy.

Come on, you can tell me like it's too excited.

But you don't have to be quiet, okay?

No.

I'm a big brother. We can't do that. You're crazy.

Why not?

Are you being, like, serious?

Do I look serious?

Do I look serious?

This is like, this is too crazy, though.

You gotta live a little.

Come on.

Being bad is fun sometimes.

I mean, this kind of fun.

It shouldn't be fun though, right?

But it is.

So why can't it be?

And you're already hard.

So...

I don't see why not?

You're fucking crazy.

See.

Oh, brother's packing.

Do you think so?

Yeah.

And you haven't been getting late?

Why don't really, like, meet girls?

We gotta get you out more, okay?

Yeah.

But remember, be quiet.

We weren't gonna get in trouble if they come in here.

Yeah, they would, like, kick us out.

Oh, God.

You gotta promise me you'll open your presents after this.

I swear to, I will.

Yes, I will.

I got you something you really like.

Okay.

I hope not.

I hope not. We can't get you a new bed, though.

Yeah, I know.

All right.

Now, seriously.

Please, please come open your presents.

I got you something you really like.

I know.

Can you go get me like a towel?

I can't walk out there like this.

Oh, yeah, you're smart.