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(Getranscribeerd door TurboScribe.ai. Upgrade naar Onbeperkt om dit bericht te verwijderen.) We now return to Charles Dickens, A Christmas

Carol.

No, spirits, please.

Enough of these ghastly visions.

I want to be a better man.

I want to live.

I'm in my room.

I'm alive.

I can't believe that I'm alive.

Thank you, spirits.

Thank you for showing me the way.

I'm as light as a feather.

I'm as nary as a schoolboy.

I'm as giddy as a drunken man.

And I will change.

I swear to you, and I will change.

I just hope it's not too late.

You, lad!

You down there!

Me?

Yes, you, boy.

Tell me, what day is today?

Why, it's Christmas Day, sir.

Christmas!

Then I haven't missed it.

The spirits killed it all in one night.

My dear boy.

You know the prize goose in the window

down the street?

The one as big as me?

That's the one.

Go and buy it.

So that Tiny Tim and his family might

have a Christmas feast.

But what should I buy it with, sir?

I'm so poor.

Buy it with this, of course.

Oh, my God!

Where the hell are you going?

I'm blind!

Why didn't you catch her?

What?

You're blaming me?

Then here, okay?

Please, take this for your medical bills.

What's that?

Oh, my God!

This crazy old man is whipping coins into

the eye of the spirit.

I didn't know there was an orphan.

Hey, Scrooge.

Just thought I'd check in on you and

see how you...

Oh, my God!

Someone arrest that man!

He's blinding children for sport!

He's always been a cruel old man.

He hates us orphans.

Let me guess.

You tossed the coin way up in the

air, right?

That's a classic mistake.

What you want to do is toss the

coin straight down.

Now, watch this.

What are you doing?

I couldn't see.

What happened?

He's blind and I can't see!

That was my bad.

Here, kid.

Put some ice on it.

That was him!

Yeah, they can't see me because I'm a

ghost, so you look like a total psychopath.

Is it true, Mr. Scrooge?

Are you blinding children for fun?

Of course not, Tiny Tim!

I'm a changed man, I tell you!

Now, take this money to fix your legs.

I'll just throw it on the ground right

there and you can pick it up, okay?

It's just for turning Tiny Tim into a

sewer!

He's the devil!

My earlier advice was to be nicer to

people, but my new advice is to war

you up.

It's fine.

I can take care of this.

Let's everyone keep quiet about this whole incident,

shall we?

And I'll make it worth your while.

Please, stop running and throwing shiny objects!

You're going to spoof the whole thing!

Okay, well, we've all learned a lot today,

haven't we?

But the most important lesson is...

Merry Christmas!