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The following programme contains
strong language and violent scenes.
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Still no?
Still no.
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Hey!
Listen...Teo, was it?
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Hey!
Listen...Teo, was it?
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I honestly don't want this to
happen, but it is going to
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unless Iris helps me
get into this briefcase
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without damaging the contents.
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without damaging the contents.
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So, do me a favour
and ask her for me.
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Monica...
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please do as he says.
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That's not my name.
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I am sorry, Teo, I really am.
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But he can't be allowed
to have what he wants.
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But he can't be allowed
to have what he wants.
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Miss Brook, please don't let them.
That's not my name. And shush now.
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No.
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Please stop.! Stop! Leave him alone.
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She's right. STOP!
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She's right. STOP!
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How can you not care?
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How can you not care?
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I don't know. I just...
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..don't!
That is not true!
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Oh, for God's sake, Cameron,
don't be preposterous.
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Miss Brook.
Calm down, everything is fine.
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Everything is not fine!
Come on, Iris!
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Everything is not fine!
Come on, Iris!
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Pull the trigger, or don't,
nothing changes.Miss Brook!
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Infinity minus one, Joy.
Don't be afraid.
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Oh, that is such bullshit.
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Oh, that is such bullshit.
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It's just a position she takes.
Even she doesn't believe it.
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I can assure you she very much does.
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Please don't shoot.
Please don't kill me.
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Miss Brook...
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Miss Brook...
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She's right, I can't.
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You do it.
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No!
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No!
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Here Comes That Day #
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# Oh, here comes that day
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# Oh, here comes the rain
on your parade
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# Oh, here comes the rain
on your parade
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# There's a price to pay
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# There's a price to pay
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# For a life of insincerity
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# And you pretend
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# That it doesn't matter
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# And that you're not scared
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# And that you're not scared
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# Oh, here comes that day
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# Oh, here comes that day
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# Oh, here comes that rain
on your parade. #
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"This is Two Seconds To Midnight
and I'm Alfie Bird.
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"Those who have checked out
the conspiracy sphere
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"will already know we have had
a slue of Iris sightings recently.
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"will already know we have had
a slue of Iris sightings recently.
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"Grainy photographs
from all over the world
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"showing women who might,
just possibly might, be her.
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"All over the world,
at the same time.
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"All over the world,
at the same time.
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"I mean, does that feel like
a disinformation campaign to you?
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"Almost like someone is trying to
make us look in the wrong places.
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"Almost like someone is trying to
make us look in the wrong places.
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"And who'd be doing
something like that?
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"Could it be someone
who don't wanna be found?
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"Like for instance,
someone in hiding.
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"Like for instance,
someone in hiding.
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"We only know one thing for certain.
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"With the reward now standing
at four million Euros...
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"..the real question is...
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"..who's gonna find her first?"
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Bonjourno.
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Bonjourno.
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Bonjourno.
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English?
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Si.
OK.
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Would you mind stepping
back from the edge for me, please?
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Why?
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Why?
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All I'm doing is looking at the sea.
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What's that in your hand?
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Give it to me, please.
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Easy.
Ugh!
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And to your knowledge, has
she done this kind of thing before?
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Not that I know of,
but I will talk to her about it.
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Not that I know of,
but I will talk to her about it.
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And, erm, for the paperwork,
you are?
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I'm Joy's tutor. Harriet Brook.
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I'm Joy's tutor. Harriet Brook.
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And you live here?
No. I'm here Mondays, Wednesdays
and every second Friday.
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When will her parents be back home?
Guardians.
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They're expected this evening.
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They're expected this evening.
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Paris. Wedding anniversary.
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Nice.
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I'm sure they'll be in contact
immediately, when they return.
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I'm sure they'll be in contact
immediately, when they return.
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I don't want to be rude,
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but I really do feel
I should be attending to Joy.
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Here are my details
if you need them.
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Here are my details
if you need them.
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Thank you so much.
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So, I suppose you were
hoping to get their attention.No.
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I wasn't doing anything.
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Good. Cos it wouldn't have worked.
I was just looking at the sea.
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Good. Cos it wouldn't have worked.
I was just looking at the sea.
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Why not?Because they don't like you
very much.
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That's not-
What?
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A thing you can say.
I don't see why not?
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A thing you can say.
I don't see why not?
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And, anyway,
the funny thing about trying
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to erase yourself from existence,
is...
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..it can't be done.
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That's definitely not true, is it?
Oh, it definitely is.
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That's definitely not true, is it?
Oh, it definitely is.
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Sylvia Plath. That other woman.
Yes.
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But the thing is,
the universe is infinite...
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But the thing is,
the universe is infinite...
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and in an infinite space containing
a finite number of particles,
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any possible arrangement
of those particles
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any possible arrangement
of those particles
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must occur infinitely often.
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Which means that there
are infinitely many you's out there
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and infinitely many me's.
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and infinitely many me's.
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Right.
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So?
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So...
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if I were to slice open my carotid
artery right here and now...
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if I were to slice open my carotid
artery right here and now...
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that would end
this particular reality for me.
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Stop now!
But it doesn't matter.
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Because infinity minus one
is still infinity.
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Because infinity minus one
is still infinity.
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Which means all those
infinite versions of me
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would never experience that death.
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So, I don't die. Because I can't.
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The maths say so.
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There is no murder, Joy,
and there is no suicide.
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The mathematics say
you have to exist.
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So, the trick is to embrace
that existence...
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So, the trick is to embrace
that existence...
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..and enjoy yourself.
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There, now.
Who says maths can't be fun?
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Gloria #
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It's Monica.
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It's Monica.
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Hi.
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What's on your mind?
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Nothing. Why?
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I suppose...
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Why do we have to keep meeting here?
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Why do we have to keep meeting here?
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Well,
we could always go to your place.
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Yeah.
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It's just...
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..I haven't even seen
your apartment.
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I feel like I don't know
anything about you.
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I feel like I don't know
anything about you.
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Well,
there's basically nothing to know.
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Well, that's just not true.
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Well, that's just not true.
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Why do you say that?
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Have you been sniffing
around my life?
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Have you been following me?
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Of course not! Jesus, Monica!
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You're just very private.
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I mean...
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I mean...
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..do you have brothers, sisters?
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Have you ever been married before?
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Do you like movies?
Honestly, who cares?
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Do you like movies?
Honestly, who cares?
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I do!
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God, you need to stop this, Teo,
you really do.
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Why?
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Why?
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Because whoever you think I am,
I'm not.
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I wish I was, sometimes, but...
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..I'm just not.
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Well, you know,
everyone is hiding...something.
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Well, you know,
everyone is hiding...something.
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Right?
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"The truth is,
we don't know much about her.
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"The truth is,
we don't know much about her.
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"Just that she was nobody much
from nowhere much.
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"A woman with a brain
the size of a planet.
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"Just drifting from
low-paid job to low-paid job
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"Just drifting from
low-paid job to low-paid job
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"without ever being noticed.
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"And that she was addicted
to solving puzzles.
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"And that she was addicted
to solving puzzles.
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"Quizzes. Cryptic crosswords.
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"Ciphers. Sudoku. Escape rooms.
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"Until...
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"Until...
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"Well, she followed a mysterious
online treasure hunt to Florence.
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"And disappeared
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"And disappeared
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"Completely vanished."
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Ciao Ciao #
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Iris?
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Iris, is it?
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Welcome!
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Welcome!
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I'm Cameron.
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Do you want a seat?
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Thank you.
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I know who you are.
I read, er, Wired Magazine.
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I know who you are.
I read, er, Wired Magazine.
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Well, actually, I don't,
but I know who you are.
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Do you know what I do?
Not really. Well...
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I mean, sort of. You're, basically,
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like a venture capitalist,
kind of thing.
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I'm an investor. A private investor.
I don't want to be rude,
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but isn't that just a nicer
way of saying "venture capitalist?"
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but isn't that just a nicer
way of saying "venture capitalist?"
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No.
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Er, it's a grown-up way of saying
"I'm excited by big ideas".
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And money, presumably.
No, money's not the point.
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And money, presumably.
No, money's not the point.
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Money's a by-product that enables me
to keep doing what I love.
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Which is what?Helping brilliant
people do brilliant things.
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Speaking of which, congratulations
on winning this treasure hunt thing,
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which you just did, obviously.
Thank you.
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which you just did, obviously.
Thank you.
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And by a long way.
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Days, actually.
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Do you have any idea
how many people took part?
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Do you have any idea
how many people took part?
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Nope.
Guess.
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Twelve.
17 thousand!
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Give or take.
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Give or take.
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And that includes teams
from Oxford and Stanford,
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crypto-security freaks,
obsessives, hobbyists, nut jobs.
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But here you are.
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So...
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So...
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Yes?
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Do I win something?
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Like what?
I don't know.
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A chocolate factory?
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A chocolate factory?
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Where's it come from,
this aptitude with puzzles?
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I don't know.
I never gave it much thought.
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I don't know.
I never gave it much thought.
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Ah, I'm not sure
I believe you there, Iris.
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It seems to me you probably give
everything a lot of thought.
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Fine.
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Give me a number.
Between what and what?
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Any number. Just a number.
1,729.
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Any number. Just a number.
1,729.
259
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1,729 is the smallest number
expressible
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as the sum of two cubes
in two different ways.
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as the sum of two cubes
in two different ways.
262
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OK.
263
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,560
Wow.
264
00:19:56,600 --> 00:20:00,000
I can't take any credit for it.
It's just how I was born.
265
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,120
I can't take any credit for it.
It's just how I was born.
266
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Born where and to whom?
267
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,920
Nowhere much, to no-one much.
268
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,000
But I would imagine
that you know this already.
269
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:08,080
But I would imagine
that you know this already.
270
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,000
What with all the due diligence.
271
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:14,840
So, you're a self-made woman.Who
owes her lack of success to nobody.
272
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,000
You could be out there
earning millions!
273
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:16,520
You could be out there
earning millions!
274
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,320
Yeah, but to tell the truth...
275
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,600
..I've never been
all that interested.
276
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,800
But you know this whole
treasure hunt thing
277
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:24,000
was, essentially, a job interview,
right?
278
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,800
was, essentially, a job interview,
right?
279
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,520
I mean, you must.
280
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,760
I like to recruit outliers.
281
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,000
And what an outlier's outlier
you are!
282
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,160
And what an outlier's outlier
you are!
283
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,920
Listen, erm...
284
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,000
I really appreciate the interest,
and everything,
285
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
I really appreciate the interest,
and everything,
286
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,840
but I'm not the person
you're looking for.
287
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,800
I haven't told you what it is yet,
or what it pays.It won't matter.
288
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,000
Jobs and I don't mix.
Why? You get bored?
289
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:48,200
Jobs and I don't mix.
Why? You get bored?
290
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:50,880
Partly.
291
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,840
Is it a compulsion, then,
solving puzzles?
292
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,600
Listen, I'm not a Rubik's Cube,
Cameron. I'm not a crossword puzzle.
293
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,160
You don't get to solve me.
No. I'm not trying to solve you.
294
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,000
I'm just trying to get you
to come and work with me.
295
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,400
I'm just trying to get you
to come and work with me.
296
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,280
Doing what?
Solving just, er...
297
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,720
an incredibly difficult puzzle.
298
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,000
Something no-one's been able to do.
299
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,640
Something no-one's been able to do.
300
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,480
What kind of puzzle?
301
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:20,000
One that matters.
302
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,360
One that matters.
303
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,280
"Matters" is a relative term.
Some people think jazz matters.
304
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,320
Well, we're talking
Newton-level matters.
305
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,000
Einstein. Oppenheimer.
306
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:28,440
Einstein. Oppenheimer.
307
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,880
Fundamental nature
of underlying reality.
308
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,920
"Seeing the face of God" matters.
309
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,960
I'm really not interested.
310
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,000
My God, your pants are so on fire.
311
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,280
My God, your pants are so on fire.
312
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,000
OK, look...
313
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,000
this is what I think we should do.
314
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000
this is what I think we should do.
315
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,720
Come with me, see it for yourself.
316
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,760
And if it is still a no...
317
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,000
well, then, I tried.
318
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,520
well, then, I tried.
319
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,840
So, is this your evil lair?
320
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,000
Pretty much. It's called Caliburn.
321
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:16,920
Pretty much. It's called Caliburn.
322
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,000
Do you actually live here?
Most of the time,
323
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,520
Do you actually live here?
Most of the time,
324
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,320
believe it or not.
325
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:30,160
It used to be some kind
of government listening station.
326
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,000
The living quarters are upstairs.
327
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:32,240
The living quarters are upstairs.
328
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,360
They are quite snazzy, actually.
329
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,880
So, what are you hiding down here?
330
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,000
We call him Charlie Big Potatoes.
Why?
331
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,800
We call him Charlie Big Potatoes.
Why?
332
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,720
Well, he's not small potatoes.
333
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,520
It's just a name.
334
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,920
No, it's not that.
335
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,080
You're diminishing it
because it frightens you.
336
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,720
Yeah, he does a bit.
337
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,880
So, what exactly is it?
338
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,480
He's a topological quantum device.
339
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,000
Operating at very close
to room temperature.
340
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,400
Operating at very close
to room temperature.
341
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,560
What does it use for Qubits?
342
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,080
Majorana zero-mode quasiparticles.
343
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,000
That's a complex configuration-
344
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:36,960
That's a complex configuration-
345
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,720
Of electrons that can't suffer
random errors. I know.
346
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,080
Yeah.
347
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:44,000
And what about those things, the...
348
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,480
And what about those things, the...
349
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,480
excrescences?
350
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,000
They look organic.
Almost, but no.
351
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,000
He's using non-organic polymers
to create neural pathways.
352
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,800
He's using non-organic polymers
to create neural pathways.
353
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,160
Capable of creative thought.
354
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,520
It's growing its own brain.
355
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,640
Well, we've all done it.
356
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,000
What's the use case?
357
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,520
What's the use case?
358
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,240
To think thoughts
that have yet to be thought.
359
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,640
What's the equivalent
processing power?
360
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,880
Say, two million Qubits.
361
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,200
That's not possible.
362
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,000
Well, like I say, brilliant people
do brilliant things.
363
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,880
Well, like I say, brilliant people
do brilliant things.
364
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,120
He's world-changing.
365
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,000
He is before and after.
366
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:32,480
He is before and after.
367
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,120
He's the wheel.
368
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,520
Not long ago, he came up with a cure
369
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:40,000
for acute lymphoblastic leukaemia.
370
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,880
for acute lymphoblastic leukaemia.
371
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:46,040
We asked him how he felt about it.
372
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,000
What did it say?
373
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,440
What did it say?
374
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,600
He didn't say anything.
375
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,200
He sang.
376
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,520
So, what's wrong with it?
377
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,000
And what's
the puzzle that needs solving?
378
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
And what's
the puzzle that needs solving?
379
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,960
He's asleep.
380
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,000
And I need you to wake him up
for me.
381
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,680
And I need you to wake him up
for me.
382
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,680
When where you planning
on telling us?
383
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,360
About what?
384
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,000
About the police?
What police?
385
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:44,680
About the police?
What police?
386
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,920
The police who drove you home
this morning.
387
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,960
Who told you that?
Signora Antonio.
388
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,000
She's a liar.She's a perfectly
nice woman, actually.
389
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,280
She's a liar.She's a perfectly
nice woman, actually.
390
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,160
And why would she lie?
391
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,880
Because she doesn't like me?
392
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,000
Has it ever occurred to you
we could just call the police
393
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,320
Has it ever occurred to you
we could just call the police
394
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:04,440
and ask them what happened?
Whatever.
395
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,520
What's the point,
if you don't believe me anyway?
396
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,000
OK. That's enough. Can you...
397
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:08,560
OK. That's enough. Can you...
398
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,080
Can you go and do something useful,
please.
399
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
She needs to see someone.
400
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:16,200
She needs to see someone.
401
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,520
Who's left? An exorcist?
402
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,560
"This is Two Seconds To Midnight,
and I am Alfie Bird.
403
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:08,000
"Check out the increased activity
on the Find Iris Nixon
crowdfunding page.
404
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,240
"Check out the increased activity
on the Find Iris Nixon
crowdfunding page.
405
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,360
"The last time I looked,
the metre stood
406
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,000
"at just under 4.1 million euros.
407
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,240
"at just under 4.1 million euros.
408
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:22,840
"Someone pledged additional,
wait for it, 200 grand."
409
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,000
Oh, Cameron. Just stop.
410
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,600
Oh, Cameron. Just stop.
411
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,400
"It almost makes me wonder..."
412
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,000
Arghh!
413
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,600
Arghh!
414
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,720
Agh!
415
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,000
Arghh!
416
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,040
Arghh!
417
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,440
Agh!
418
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:08,000
Agh!
419
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,400
Agh!
420
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,000
Agh!
421
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:16,200
Agh!
422
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,040
No!
Are you alone?
423
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,280
Are. You. Alone?!
424
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,440
Argh!
Good. Excellent, you are.
425
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:24,000
Argh!
426
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,240
Argh!
427
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,040
Agh!
428
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,840
OK.
Agh!
429
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,320
Argh!
430
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,440
Do you speak English?
431
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,680
Do. You. Speak. English?
432
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:54,920
OK.
433
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,880
I'm getting a bit bored here. So, I
think I'm gonna cut off your penis.
434
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,160
Ah.
435
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,000
You do speak English, good.
436
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,240
You do speak English, good.
437
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,280
Let's not worry about your penis
for the moment.
438
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,760
Let's put your penis
on the back burner.
439
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,000
Let's just,
leave your penis where it is.
440
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:12,160
Let's just,
leave your penis where it is.
441
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,760
Agh!
So, here's the good news.
442
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,600
You found me.
443
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:20,000
The bad news is:
444
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,800
The bad news is:
445
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,640
is that even if
I don't cut your throat,
446
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,640
bleeding and shock is gonna kill you.
447
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,320
So, is that how you
want your evening to end?
448
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:33,840
Good. So how about this?
449
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,760
I'll do something about the bleeding.
450
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:36,000
And you're gonna tell me
what you're doing here,
451
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,840
And you're gonna tell me
what you're doing here,
452
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,760
who do you work for
and how many of you there are?
453
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,400
How's that sound?
454
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:45,800
Si.
455
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,280
Si!
Va bene.
456
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,560
Hey.
457
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:52,000
Stay.
458
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,400
Stay.
459
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,840
Argh!
460
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,800
Shit.
461
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,600
Ugh!
462
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,040
Vaffanculo!
463
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,640
Three, two...
464
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,760
Oi!
465
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:40,000
And this is Charlie's creator -
Jensen.
466
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:40,720
And this is Charlie's creator -
Jensen.
467
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:45,000
Jensen's got a brain
that's off the scale.
468
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,720
Eh, Jensen?
469
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:48,000
Off the scale.
470
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,400
Off the scale.
471
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,960
What happened?
472
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,360
Mani.
473
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,480
genius is madness on a good day.
474
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,680
Jensen ran out of good days.
475
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,000
(JENSEN SHOUTS IN ITALIAN
476
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,240
(JENSEN SHOUTS IN ITALIAN
477
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,440
He gave Charlie everything he had.
478
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,840
And I think he came
to hate him for it.
479
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,240
And he's been like this ever since.
480
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,440
All we need to get the machine up
and running again,
481
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,000
is to enter an activation sequence.
482
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000
is to enter an activation sequence.
483
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,760
A password, basically.
484
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:06,920
Well, yes, except it's an extremely
complicated password.
485
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,000
That Jensen enciphered in this.
486
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,720
That Jensen enciphered in this.
487
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,520
It's his diary.
488
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:15,120
Using an encryption system,
that only he understands.
489
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,640
And nobodies being able to break it.
490
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,600
Have they, Jensen?
491
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,840
Not yet!
492
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,440
So, if you can decipher
the password,
493
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,640
we can get Charlie operational
again, and...
494
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,400
..Bob's your uncle.
495
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,000
So, why all the sneaking
around with treasure hunts?
496
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:04,200
So, why all the sneaking
around with treasure hunts?
497
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:06,720
Why not advertise the job
like a normal human being?
498
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:12,000
Because nobody can know about this.
499
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,200
Because nobody can know about this.
500
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:17,480
Not under any circumstances.
Not ever.
501
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,760
I got carried
away by the possibilities.
502
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,000
I burned through my capital,
over leveraged.
503
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,120
So, I had to go and find the money.
504
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:28,000
A silent investor.
505
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,120
A silent investor.
506
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,160
What kind of investor?
Well...
507
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,640
you know the sort of investor
508
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,000
where you can borrow
several billion US dollars
509
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:36,320
where you can borrow
several billion US dollars
510
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,800
in exchange for exclusive access
to a piece of technology
511
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,240
that's gonna make them even richer,
512
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,000
but when you don't deliver,
they basically laugh it off
513
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,920
but when you don't deliver,
they basically laugh it off
514
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,080
and chalk it up to experience
515
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:52,000
and don't murder you in terrible,
terrible, unimaginable ways?
516
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:52,920
and don't murder you in terrible,
terrible, unimaginable ways?
517
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,640
Yeah?
518
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,000
That's not the sort of investor
I went to.
519
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,000
I need you to wake Charlie up
for me, Iris.
520
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,920
I need you to wake Charlie up
for me, Iris.
521
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,400
Or they're gonna kill me.
522
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,680
Ugh!
523
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,520
Ugh!
524
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:56,000
There's no murder, there's no
suicide, not mathematically.
525
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:56,360
There's no murder, there's no
suicide, not mathematically.
526
00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:00,960
There's no murder, there's no
suicide, not mathematically.
527
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,120
Urgh!
528
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,120
Ugh!
529
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,280
Urgh!
530
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,000
Don't ask who we are.
531
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:48,880
Don't ask who we are.
532
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,960
All you need to know is,
we've found Iris Nixon's place.
533
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
And we want your money.
534
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:56,160
And we want your money.
535
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,760
Do you have Iris?
536
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,000
"Not yet.
I want to see the money in escrow."
537
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,840
"Not yet.
I want to see the money in escrow."
538
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,800
When she returns,
we'll bring her in.
539
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,000
Let's make this simpler for you.
540
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,280
Let's make this simpler for you.
541
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:17,000
What we need you to do is find
a book she stole from us.
542
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,200
What kind of book?
543
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,480
"If you can find this,
the money's yours."
544
00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:34,960
A disc.
545
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,960
Hey!
546
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,920
Iris Nixon, Stop!
547
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:20,000
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00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,560
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