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Grim: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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Mandy: WHAT IS THE
SPEED OF DARKNESS?
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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HELLO, "MR. MATH" BOOK.
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I AM READY TO ACCEPT
YOUR KNOWLEDGE.
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AAAHH!
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OH, HI, PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES.
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AIMEZ-VOUS LES SANDWICHES?
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S'IL VOUS PLAIT.
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KNOW WHAT THAT IS, PUD'N?
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THAT'S FRENCH, THE
LANGUAGE OF LOVE.
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AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST
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WAY TO SHOW LOVE IS, PUD'N?
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UM... CASH MONEY?
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NO!
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BY ATTENDING THE ANNUAL
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VALENTINE'S DAY SCHOOL DANCE.
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WILL DO, SIR!
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GOOD BOY.
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GOOD, GOOD BOY.
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Junior: [ Thinking ] DEAR.
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DIARY, NO ONE FEELS
PAIN AS DEEPLY AS I DO.
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NO ONE SUFFERS LIKE I DO.
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I AM DIFFERENT.
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I AM ALONE.
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IF ONLY SOMEONE
WOULD REACH OUT TO ME...
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HEY, JUNIOR.
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UM, WOULD YOU LIKE TO, UM...
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WALK ME HOME AFTER SCHOOL TODAY?
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Junior: CAN'T YOU SEE I'M.
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TRYING TO WRITE
MY DARK THOUGHTS?!
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[ CRYING ]
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I COULDN'T HELP BUT SEE YOU
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BROODING OVER HERE, NERGAL JR.
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Junior: I'M JUST NOT FEELING.
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VERY SOCIABLE, SIR.
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OH, NONSENSE!
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THE VALENTINE'S
DANCE IS COMING UP.
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IT'S THE MOST SOCIABLE
DAY OF THE YEAR!
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SO YOU BETTER GET OUT THERE AND
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START GETTING REJECTED BY GIRLS.
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Irwin: YEAH, YO, I'M GONNA.
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ASK MANDY TO BE MY DATE.
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SHE'LL PROBABLY SAY NO THE FIRST
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FEW HUNDRED TIMES, BUT I FIGURE
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I CAN WEAR DOWN
HER SPIRIT EVENTUALLY.
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IRWIN, SEE IF YOU CAN RUB
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SOME OF THAT CONFIDENCE OFF ONTO
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JUNIOR HERE.
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Irwin: I'll RUB IT
ALL OVER HIM, SIR.
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GOOD BOY.
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GOOD, GOOD BOY.
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Billy: AAH!
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[ PANTING ]
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Sperg: GET BACK HERE, MEAT!
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Billy: AAH!
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Sperg: WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT, DORK?
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HUH?
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MAYBE I NEED TO ADJUST THOSE
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GLASSES OF YOURS.
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Junior: [ ROARS ]
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Sperg: MOMMY!
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Billy: OOH, THANKS
FOR THE SAVE, JUNIOR.
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Junior: NO PROBLEM, COUSIN.
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Billy: YOU WANT TO HANG
OUT AFTER SCHOOL?
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Junior: REALLY?
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YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ME?
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Billy: YEAH! IT'LL BE FUN!
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Junior: OKAY, BUT I'M USUALLY.
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ALLERGIC TO FUN.
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I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS.
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IT'S NICE TO FINALLY HAVE SOME
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FRIENDS TO HANG OUT WITH.
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USUALLY, I JUST GO HOME, STARE
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AT THE WALL, AND LET THE
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INTENSE, SOUL-CRUSHING
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LONELINESS OVERTAKE MY VERY...
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Irwin: CHECK IT, YO!
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I FINISHED MANDY'S VALENTINE.
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WHEN SHE SEES THIS, SHE'LL HAVE
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TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME.
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Junior: WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE,
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BEING IN LOVE, IRWIN?
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Irwin: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL.
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FLOWER INSIDE YOUR CHEST THAT'S
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TRYING TO BURST OUT
THROUGH YOUR RIB CAGE.
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Billy: LIKE MY DAD'S HEARTBURN!
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Irwin: MY LOVE HURTS
SO MUCH, SO VERY MUCH.
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[ CRYING ]
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[ VOMITS ]
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Junior: LOVE SOUNDS AMAZING.
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Irwin: THERE IT IS, THE.
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SWEETEST CRIB OF THEM ALL, YO...
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MANDY'S HOUSE.
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Billy: SHE'S REALLY GONNA.
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FLIP WHEN SHE GETS
YOUR VALENTINE'S CARD.
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Irwin: YEP.
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TIME TO GO GIVE IT TO HER.
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Billy: WELL?
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Irwin: I CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS, YO.
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I'M TOO... TERRIFIED.
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Junior: WHAT HAPPENED
TO MR. CONFIDENCE?
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Irwin: IT WAS ALL FALSE, YO!
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I'M NOT THE COOL
STUD YOU THINK I AM.
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[ PANTING ]
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Junior: IRWIN, YOU HAVE TO.
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GIVE MANDY YOUR CARD.
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YOU PUT YOUR SOUL INTO MAKING
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IT, YOUR BLOOD, YOUR
SWEAT, YOUR TEARS.
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Billy: YOUR PUKE.
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Irwin: NO!
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YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE
IT TO HER FOR ME.
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[ PANTING ]
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JUST TELL HER I COULDN'T BE HERE
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BECAUSE I... UH, UH... I HAD
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MAXIMUM DIARRHEA, YO!
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PLEASE?
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FOR A FRIEND?
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Junior: FOR A FRIEND?
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SURE.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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Mandy: OH, YEAH?
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WELL, TRY ME.
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JUST TRY ME, MOM.
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Claire: [ WHIMPERS ]
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Mandy: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT, JUNIOR?
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Junior: I BROUGHT
YOU THIS VALENTINE.
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IT'S FROM... Mandy: VALENTINE?
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"ROSES ARE RED,
VIOLETS ARE BLUE.
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I WANT TO GO TO
THE DANCE WITH YOU."
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Junior: YEAH. SEE, IT'S FROM...
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Mandy: YOUR CARD IS CLICHéD.
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BUT I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER.
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OFFER?!
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Mandy: YOU WILL PICK ME UP AT
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5:00 P.M. SHARP AND TAKE ME TO A
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NICE RESTAURANT. NO SEAFOOD.
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Junior: BUT... Mandy: HERE.
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BY SIGNING THIS CONTRACT, YOU
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AGREE THAT THERE WILL BE NO
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HAND-HOLDING, NO HUGGING, NO
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SLOW DANCING, NOR PHYSICAL
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CONTACT OF ANY KIND.
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AND FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY IS
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STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.
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OKAY, SEE YOU FRIDAY.
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Junior: BUT, SEE,
IRWIN... DIARRHEA.
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Irwin: [ SOBBING ]
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Junior: IRWIN, I'M SORRY.
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Irwin: YOU STOLE MY WOMAN!
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Junior: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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Irwin: I HATE YOU!
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Billy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO.
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YOU ARE ANYMORE.
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NO, REALLY, WHO ARE YOU?
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Junior: STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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HEY, SON, I HEARD ANGRY NOISES.
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YOU WANT TO TALK?
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Junior: I'M JUST MAD AT MYSELF.
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YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, DAD.
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OH, WOULDN'T I?
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I SEE.
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YOU LOST YOUR NEW
FRIENDS OVER A GIRL.
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Junior: DOES THAT
MAKE ME A BAD PERSON?
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NO, SON, THAT MAKES YOU A MAN.
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Junior: REALLY?
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SHOULD YOU FEEL GUILTY?
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HECK, NO!
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FEEL PITY FOR THE
DATELESS LOSERS?
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IT'S THEIR FAULT FOR
BEING LAME WEENIES.
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Junior: BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
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IF I LIKE MANDY.
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SON, IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU
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LIKING A GIRL OR
A GIRL LIKING YOU.
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WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT SHE CAN
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NEVER GET AWAY FROM YOU.
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WHY DO YOU THINK I MOVED TO THE
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CENTER OF THE EARTH
WITH YOUR MOTHER?
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HI, HONEY!
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NOPE, SHE AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.
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Junior: THANKS, DAD.
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YOU HELPED ME PUT
THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE.
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GET READY, MANDY.
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HERE COMES YOUR DATE.
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I GOT TO STOP MAKING
MY HAND BIG LIKE THAT.
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[ EXHALING SHARPLY ]
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Mandy: SAY ONE WORD ABOUT THE.
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DRESS, AND I'll KILL YOU.
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LET'S GET THIS THING OVER WITH.
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LOOK AT YOU TWO...
SUCH A CUTE COUPLE.
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AH, I REMEMBER MY FIRST
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VALENTINE'S DANCE...
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ALTHOUGH I WISH I DIDN'T.
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HEY!
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WOULD YOU KIDS LIKE TO LISTEN TO
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SOME MUSIC?
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Junior: SURE, DAD.
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YEAH, I BET YOU WOULD.
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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
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Mandy: WELL, WELL, WELL.
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IF IT ISN'T THE
BELLE OF THE BALL.
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HOW'S IT GOING, GRIM?
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Grim: OH, IT'S GREAT.
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YEAH, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR
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RENTING ME OUT AS A CHAPERONE.
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IT'S NOT LIKE I HAD A HOT DATE
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TONIGHT OR ANYTHING.
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WHAT?
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IT COULD HAPPEN.
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GOSH.
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IT WOULD BE NICE
TO DANCE RIGHT NOW.
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Billy: I'll DANCE
WITH YOU, PARVATI.
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BILLY, YOU ARE MY DATE!
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OH, E-EXCUSE ME.
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Junior: TRYING TO
STEAL MY GIRL, ARE YOU?
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WHAT?
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Junior: [ ROARS ]
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THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE.
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HMM... I DON'T LIKE
THE WAY THAT JERK
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IS LOOKING AT YOU.
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BACK OFF, MAN!
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SHE'S MINE!
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YOU 2-TIMING FLOOZY!
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Mandy: JUNIOR, YOUR JEALOUSY.
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IS GETTING ON MY NERVES.
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Junior: IT'S NOT
JEALOUSY, MANDY.
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IT'S POSSESSIVENESS.
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THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.
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Mandy: LOOK...
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HOW'S ABOUT YOU GO
GET ME SOME PUNCH?
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Junior: HOW DO I KNOW YOU.
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WON'T TRY TO ESCAPE?
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Mandy: JUST GET ME SOME PUNCH.
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Junior: NOBODY TOUCH MANDY!
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SHE'S MY PROPERTY!
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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
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Irwin: OH, HEY, MANDY.
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FANCY MEETING YOU HERE.
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I GUESS YOU CAME WITH JUNIOR.
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I CAME WITH SOME GIRL.
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SHE'S TOTALLY INTO ME, YO.
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Billy: SHAKE IT, GIRLS!
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SHAKE IT!
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Irwin: I MEAN, SHE'S
NOT YOU, BUT WHO IS?
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ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE IF YOU HAD A
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CLONE, SHE'D BE YOU.
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AND THAT'S WHEN I DISCOVERED
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I MAKE EXCELLENT
EGGPLANT PARMESAN.
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YOU SHOULD COME OVER
AND TRY IT SOMETIME.
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Junior: EXCUSE ME,
PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES.
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I HAVE SOME BUSINESS
TO TAKE CARE OF.
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Irwin: SO, UM, WOULD YOU MIND.
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A DANCE WITH ME?
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Junior: I TURN MY BACK FOR.
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ONE SECOND, AND YOU
TRY TO STEAL MY WOMAN!
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Irwin: SHE'S NOT YOUR WOMAN!
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SHE'S MY WOMAN!
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I MADE THE VALENTINE!
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Junior: WELL, I WAS THE ONE.
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WHO HAD THE NERVE
TO GIVE IT TO HER.
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Irwin: WELL, I WAS THE ONE.
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WHO PEED MY PANTS
'CAUSE I WAS SO NERVOUS!
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Junior: SHE'S THE ONLY
ONE WHO LIKES ME.
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I'M NOT GONNA LET
YOU TAKE THAT AWAY.
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Irwin: TRY AND
PUNCH ME, WILL YOU?
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LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT WHEN I
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PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!
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WHAT'S GOING ON OVER... AAH!
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MY SHIRT!
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Junior: I'll PUNCH
YOU IN THE GUT!
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Irwin: TRY IT, YO.
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Junior: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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OH, YEAH!
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OH, NO!
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Grim: HUH?
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[ BEEPS ]
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STOP IT!
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STOP IT, THE BOTH OF YOU!
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OKAY, CONTINUE.
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All: AAH!
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Sperg: I'M MELTING!
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Irwin: LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL.
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OUT OF PUNCH, YO.
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Grim: OKAY, BREAK IT UP.
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FIGHT'S OVER.
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Junior: SO, WHO GETS MANDY?
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Mandy: NOBODY DOES.
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SEE, I KNEW IF I WENT WITH
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JUNIOR, HE'D GET BAD DATING
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ADVICE FROM HIS DAD.
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THEN IRWIN WOULD GET CRAZY
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JEALOUS, AND YOU TWO NERDS WOULD
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FIGHT IT OUT, EVENTUALLY
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WRECKING THE WHOLE DANCE.
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Irwin: WOW. SHE'S GOOD.
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Junior: BUT WHY, MANDY?
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Mandy: IF I CAN'T ENJOY.
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VALENTINE'S DAY, NO ONE GETS TO!
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SO LONG, SUCKERS.
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Junior: SO... THIS IS LOVE.
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[ SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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HUH?
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Billy: SURPRISE!!
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AAAHHHH!
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Billy: HAPPY TEACHER
"ASPHYXIATION" DAY,
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MS. BUTTERBEAN!
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BILLY... YOU... YOU WERE
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RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?
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Billy: YUH-OH.
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THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST
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CLICHéD, ILL-CONCEIVED,
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DISRUPTIVE, MOST THOUGHTFUL,
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GENEROUS GIFT
I'VE EVER RECEIVED.
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Billy: WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?!
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I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE CARED.
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THIS KIND GESTURE IS ENOUGH TO
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MAKE ME DROP MY GRUFF,
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AUTHORITATIVE PERSONA AND TURN A
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NEW LEAF, AS A KINDER, GENTLER
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MS. BUTTERBEAN,
THANKS TO YOU, BILLY...
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Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ]
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AND THIS APPLE, WHICH I
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WILL NOW TAKE A BITE FROM
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WITHOUT EVEN
WASHING IT OR ANYTHING.
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Billy: OH, MY GOSH!
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I KILLED MS. BUTTERBEAN!
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[ GURGLING ]
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[ CHOKING ]
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Billy: MS. BUTTERBEAN,
I'M SO SORRY!
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[ VOMITING ]
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Mandy: SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN.
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YOU DO NICE THINGS
FOR PEOPLE, BILLY?
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THEY DIE.
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HEY, KIDS, WHAT'S ALL THE
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COMMO... OH, MY GOSH!
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THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
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WHERE THE HECK AM I GONNA FIND A
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SUBSTITUTE ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE?
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Grim: [ COUGHING ]
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, I'M LOOKING
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FOR A... HELP ME OUT HERE.
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A MS. ELEANOR "BOOTER-BEAN"?
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THIS HER?
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Mandy: YOU'RE TOO LATE, GRIM.
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SHE'S TRAGICALLY RETURNED TO THE
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LAND OF THE LIVING.
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[ GROANS ]
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MY SPLEEN IS WARM.
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Grim: OH, GREAT... FALSE ALARM.
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SEE YOU LATER, KIDS!
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Billy: HEY, GET BACK IN THAT.
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BRAIN, HAMSTER.
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I'M NOT DONE THINKING YET.
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WAIT!
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PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES, WHAT IF
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GRIM WAS OUR "SUB-A-SIB-A-TUTE"?
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THAT WAY, WE WON'T NEED TO USE
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THE INFLATABLE
TEACHER, LIKE LAST TIME.
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GREAT IDEA!
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, GRIM?
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I DON'T WANT TO TOOT MY OWN
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HORN, BUT TEACHERS DO LIVE A
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PRIVILEGED LIFESTYLE.
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YOU'LL GET FRESH DOUGHNUTS EVERY
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MORNING... LIMIT ONE
PER INSTRUCTOR...
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A CHANCE TO PARK IN THE
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EXCLUSIVE TEACHERS' LOT...
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AND WE'LL EVEN START YOU AT
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MS. BUTTERBEAN'S
WAGES... $2 AN HOUR.
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS KEEP THESE
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LITTLE DELINQUENTS... I MEAN
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KIDS... UNDER
CONTROL UNTIL 3:00.
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IF THEY ACT UP, JUST SEND THEIR
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BUTT TO DETENTION!
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Grim: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME.
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THAT IF I TAKE THIS JOB, ALL
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THESE KIDS, INCLUDING BILLY AND
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MANDY, HAVE TO DO WHATEVER I
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SAY, AND IF THEY DON'T, I CAN
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SEND THEM AWAY TO GET PUNISHED?
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AND I GET PAID, TOO?
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YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
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Grim: WHEN CAN I START?!
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[ STUDENTS ALL TALKING ]
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SETTLE DOWN, KIDS.
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I AM YOUR NEW INSTRUCTOR.
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THEY CALL ME MR. GRIM.
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AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY
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FLIM-FLAMMERY, SHENANIGANS, OR
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TOMFOOLERY IN THE CLASSROOM.
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All: AWW!
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AYE, NO SHENANIGANS,
NO TOMFOOLERY.
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WHAT A LOAD OF MALARKEY.
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Grim: NOW, EVERYBODY, OPEN.
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YOUR BOOKS TO CHAPTER 13, "THE"
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UNABRIDGED HISTORY OF THE
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"TEXTBOOK," AND WE'LL.
Sperg: NO WAY, MAN.
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YOU'RE JUST A SUB.
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YOU CAN'T TELL US WHAT TO DO.
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[ COUGHING ]
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Grim: LISTEN UP, KIDS.
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SEE THIS?
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THIS IS MY DOOM STICK.
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AAH!
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Grim: NOW, IF ANY ONE OF YOU.
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SNOT-NOSED TERRORS SO MUCH AS
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PASSES GAS IN MY
DIRECTION, HEE-YAA!
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Sperg: WHAT THE... AAH!
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AAHHH!
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Grim: ANYONE ELSE THAT WANTS.
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SOME GETS SENT TO THE DETENTION
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DIMENSION, A NIGHTMARISH NETHER
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REGION WHERE UNRULY CHILDREN,
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LIKE THAT SMOKE CLOUD YOU USED
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TO CALL SPERG, ARE CONDEMNED TO
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CLASSROOM PUNISHMENTS THAT LAST
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AN ETERNITY!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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ANY QUESTIONS?
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NO? GOOD!
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NOW, CHILDREN, OPEN
YOUR BOOKS TO PAGE...
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[ NO AUDIO ]
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GOOD MORNING, CLASS.
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Mandy: GRIM, THERE'S
NOBODY HERE.
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Grim: VERY OBSERVANT, MANDY.
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YOU WERE ALWAYS VERY SMART.
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THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD DO WELL
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ON MY POP QUIZ!
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Mandy: WHAT YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT, GRIM?
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Grim: OH, IT'S SIMPLE.
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JUST TRACE THIS DIAGRAM ON THE
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BOARD AND READ THE INSCRIPTION
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FROM MY COPY OF THE "NEW JERSEY
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BOOK OF THE DEAD."
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I MEAN, IF YOU CAN'T DO IT, I
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GUESS I COULD JUST
FAIL YOU OR SOMETHING.
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Mandy: JUST GIVE ME
THAT, YOU BONEHEAD.
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ALL IT SAYS IS...
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"HAYNA, HAYNA, IKEE,
WIKEE, WAN, YAY."
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THERE. DO I PASS?
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[ GRUNTING ]
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Grim: YES, MANDY, YOU PASS.
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OH, IF YOU'D JUST LISTENED TO ME
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AND STUDIED LAST NIGHT, YOU'D
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KNOW THAT THE DIAGRAM YOU DREW
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OPENS THE PORTAL TO THE
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DETENTION DIMENSION!
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Mandy: YOU SET ME UP.
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YOU TOOK THE STUPID JOB JUST SO
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YOU COULD FINALLY
GET RID OF ME AND BILLY.
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Grim: I KNOW!
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PRETTY SMART, EH?
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Mandy: NO!
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THIS IS THE DUMBEST MISTAKE
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YOU'LL EVER MAKE BECAUSE NOW I
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HATE YOU IN A WAY I NEVER KNEW
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WAS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.
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TAKE A GOOD, LONG
LOOK AT ME, GRIM.
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YOU WON'T SEE ME AGAIN UNTIL THE
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DAY I TAKE YOUR
WORLD AWAY FROM YOU.
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Grim: [ GROANING ]
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AAH!
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OH!
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[ Chuckling ] WELL, THAT WAS.
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EASIER THAN I THOUGHT.
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AWKWARD!
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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Mandy: HUH?
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WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
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SPERG? BILLY?
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WHAT'S WITH EVERYBODY?
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Billy: MANDY, PUT YOUR HEAD.
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DOWN AND BE QUIET.
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SHE'LL HEAR YOU!
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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Mandy: WHO WILL HEAR ME?
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THE BOY REFERS TO ME.
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GREETINGS, SCARY GIRL.
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YOUR DEFORMITIES ARE EXQUISITE.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM?
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Mandy: YEAH... UGLY ALL DAY.
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YOUR GANGLY, ADOLESCENT
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ATTEMPT TO BE CLEVER AMUSES ME.
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I AM THE ONE IN CHARGE OF THE
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DETENTION DIMENSION.
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I DO NOT HAVE A FORMAL NAME.
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YOU WILL SIMPLY
CALL ME MS. SLITHER.
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ANY DISRESPECT WILL BE MET WITH
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A SEVERE DEGREE
OF UNPLEASANTNESS.
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THAT WILL CONCLUDE
MY INTRODUCTION.
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Mandy: MS. SLITHER, I
DON'T BELONG HERE.
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THE GRIM REAPER SET ME UP BY
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MAKING ME DRAW
THIS STUPID DIAGRAM.
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SILENCE!
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YOUR EXCUSE WAS SO TEDIOUS, I
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ALMOST SLAPPED YOU.
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NOW IS THE TIME FOR PUNISHMENT.
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YOU, FUNNY, EGG-SHAPED CHILD...
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YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR
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SPEAKING DURING
ETERNAL TIME-OUT.
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I SENTENCE YOU TO THE ENDLESS
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CLAPPING OF ERASERS.
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Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ]
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YAY! THIS IS FUN!
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Mandy: MS. SLITHER, YOU'RE.
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GOING ABOUT IT ALL WRONG.
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YOU NEED TO BE MORE CRUEL.
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YOUR ADVICE IS NOT WELCOME!
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GO ON.
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Mandy: YOU SEE,
BILLY IS AN IDIOT.
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HE WILL ONLY UNDERSTAND THE MOST
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EXTREME MEASURES OF PUNISHMENT.
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EXPLOIT HIS PHYSICAL WEAKNESS.
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TURN THE ERASERS
INTO HEAVY BOOKS.
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Billy: [ LAUGHS ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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Mandy: NOW, SINCE HE'S IN.
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FRONT OF THE CLASSROOM, LET'S
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HUMILIATE HIM BY EXPOSING HIS
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EMBARRASSING UNDERGARMENTS.
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Billy: AAH! NO!
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MY "SASSY CAT" UNDERPANTS!
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MY SECRET SHAME IS EXPOSED.
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OH, WHY?!
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BRILLIANT... TRULY DISTURBING.
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Mandy: THAT'S NOT ALL.
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HERE. LET ME SHOW YOU.
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OH, INDULGE ME.
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Billy: HUH?
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AAH!
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SCARY CLOWNS!
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THEY'LL DESTROY US ALL!
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NOW TO FINISH HIM OFF.
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I AM SO FULL OF ANTICIPATION
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THAT MY RATTLER HAS BEEN SUCKED
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INTO MY BODY CAVITY.
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Billy: [ MOANS ]
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WHAT THE... SP... SP...
BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH...
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SPIDERS!
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OH! GET THEM OFF!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SCARY GIRL, YOUR
CRUELTY WARMS MY HEART.
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I LOATHE YOU.
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NOW HAND ME BACK MY... HEY!
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WHERE DID YOU GO?
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Mandy: OVER HERE.
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MS. SLITHER.
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I CAN'T SAY IT WAS A PLEASURE,
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BECAUSE IT WASN'T.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
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HAYNA, HAYNA, JOCKOMO FEENA NAY.
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Billy: BUT, MANDY, AREN'T YOU.
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GOING TO RESCUE US?
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Mandy: EH, I'll DEAL WITH.
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THAT IN SOME OTHER EPISODE.
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Grim: AHH, THIS IS THE LIFE.
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WITH BILLY AND MANDY OUT OF THE
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WAY, I CAN FINALLY
START TO RELAX.
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GRIM!
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GREAT NEWS!
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YOU'VE DONE SUCH A WONDERFUL JOB
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WITH THE KIDS, I'D LIKE TO OFFER
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YOU A FULL-TIME POSITION.
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Grim: OH, SNAP!
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AND I'll EVEN START
YOU AT $2.50 AN HOUR.
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HOW'S THAT SOUND?
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Grim: YA, MAN, THAT
SOUNDS GREAT.
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M-M-M-MANDY?
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Mandy: I DON'T THINK HE'LL BE.
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TAKING THAT POSITION.
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Grim: B-B-B-BUT HOW?
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H-HOLD ON, NOW.
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YOU CAN'T HURT ME.
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I-I'M YOUR TEACHER NOW.
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Mandy: NO, GRIM, YOU DON'T.
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TEACH HISTORY ANYMORE.
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YOU HISTORY.
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Grim: AAAH!
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Claire: SO, HONEY, ANYTHING.
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HAPPEN AT SCHOOL TODAY?
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Mandy: EH, THE USUAL.
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Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ]
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ISN'T THIS FUN, GRIM?
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Grim: OH, THIS IS GONNA
BE A LONG ETERNITY.
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Irwin: OH.
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SO, MANDY, PRETTY SWEET PARTY OR
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WHAT, RIGHT?
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MIND IF I STEAL A
SMOOCH, MY LOVE?
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OH, MANDY!
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