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>> HA HA HA HA HA!
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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>> DON'T THINK
ABOUT POLAR BEARS.
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[BELL RINGING] >>
OK, CLASS, PAY ATTENTION.
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[SQUEALING] IN CASE
ANYONE EVEN REMOTELY
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CARES ABOUT THEIR FUTURE,
NEXT WEEK'S FINAL EXAM...
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>> I... I GUESS I SHOULD'VE
PUT THE SAFETY ON THIS SUCKER.
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OH, IT WAS ALREADY ON.
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HEH HEH.
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>> OH, I HAVE CRISPY SKIN!
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>> LIKE I WAS SAYING,
NEXT WEEK'S FINAL EXAM WILL.
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COUNT FOR 99.9999 99999...
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99999999 PERCENT OF YOUR GRADE,
AND THE RESULTS WILL MOST LIKELY
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GO ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD
AND HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR
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NATURAL BORN LIVES,
AND... [BELL RINGS]
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>> [SCREAMING AND YELLING]
>> SO, MANDY, YOU WANT TO BE MY.
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STUDY BUDDY FOR THE
BIG TEST NEXT WEEK?
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WE COULD STAY UP ALL
NIGHT TOGETHER STUDYING.
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>> IN YOUR
DREAMS, GEEK BOY.
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>> WELL, I PLAN ON
STUDYING MY BUTT OFF THIS TIME.
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I'M DETERMINED TO
BEAT MY "D-" AVERAGE.
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>> YOU CAN'T STAY FOCUSED ON
1 THING FOR MORE THAN 5 SECONDS.
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YOUR TINY BRAIN IS SIMPLY
INCAPABLE OF PAYING ATTENTION.
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IN FACT, YOU'RE PROBABLY
ALREADY IMAGINING ME AS SOME...
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FREAKISH CREATURE WITH A GIANT
FISH HEAD AND A CHICKEN BODY,
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THAT'S GOT TENTACLES OF SOME
KIND, SPORTING A HUGE GOLD
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CHAIN, THAT LAYS DELIGHTFUL
CHOCOLATE-FILLED EGGS.
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>> IT'S NOT AS
DELICIOUS AS IT SOUNDS, YO.
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>> DO ME!
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DO ME!
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>> SNAP OUT OF IT.
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>> WHAT WERE
WE TALKING ABOUT?
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>> STUDYING FOR
THE BIG TEST NEXT MONDAY.
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>> MM-HMM, THAT'S RIGHT.
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AND I PLAN ON GETTING A
BETTER GRADE THAN BOTH OF YOU.
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YOU'LL SEE.
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NOW, IF YOU'D BE SO
KIND, MR. DELGADO.
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>> 1 WEEK LATER...
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>> AN... "F"?
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>> WHAT HAPPENED, BILLY?
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO STUDY YOUR BUTT OFF.
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>> I DID
STUDY MY BUTT OFF!
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I DID!
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SEE?
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AT LEAST, I THINK I DID.
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HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA, HEE HEE HEE!
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[SAWING] I GUESS I
DIDN'T STUDY AFTER ALL.
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MANDY, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?
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THIS TEST MAY STOP ME FROM
FULFILLING MY LIFELONG DREAM OF
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GROWING UP TO BE A SMART AND
SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS WOMAN.
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[SOBS] I MUST WARN YOU.
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EXTREME SADNESS GIVES ME GAS.
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>> BILLY, WHAT'S WRONG?
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>> I DON'T WANT TO WASTE
YOUR TIME WITH MY TROUBLES.
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>> FINE.
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SEE YA, WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YOU.
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>> IT ALL STARTED LAST WEEK
WHEN MISS BUTTERBEAN FIRST TOLD US.
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ABOUT THE BIG TEST.
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I STUDIED REALLY, REALLY
HARD FOR IT, AND I STILL FAILED!
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[SOBBING] >> WELL,
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT.
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A DOSE OF THE REAL WORLD, BILLY.
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>> BUT I LIKE THE
CARTOON WORLD BETTER.
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HOW ELSE CAN I DO
THINGS LIKE THIS?
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>> UGH.
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BOY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN
SOME DAY THAT LIFE HAS ITS GOOD
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TIMES AND ITS BAD TIMES.
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BUT MOSTLY BAD.
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IN FACT, ALMOST ALWAYS BAD.
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BUT YOU JUST GOTTA DEAL WITH IT.
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I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN
MAGICALLY CHANGE SOMETHING WHEN
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IT GOES WRONG, LIKE I CAN WITH
ME GOOD-OLD TRUSTY SCYTHE.
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YEP, IT'S TOO BAD YOU DON'T
HAVE A MAGICAL SCYTHE LIKE I DO.
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YOU REMEMBER MY
SCYTHE, DON'T YOU?
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YES, SIR, IT CAN DO
ALMOST ANYTHING.
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MY SCYTHE, THAT IS.
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ALL RIGHT, I'll SEE YA.
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>> GRIM! THAT'S IT!
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WAIT!
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I NEED YOU TO USE YOUR SCYTHE
TO CHANGE THE GRADE ON MY TEST
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FROM AN... "F" TO AN... "A".
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>> BOY, WHERE'D YOU
GET A CRAZY IDEA LIKE THAT?
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NO, I WON'T DO IT.
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THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK ON
ME THIS TIME, BILLY, I'M TELLING
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YOU RIGHT NOW.
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>> [WHINES] >>
OH, MAN, NOT THE QUIVERING.
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LIP.
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OHH, ALL RIGHT,
FINE, I'll DO IT.
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>> BOO-YAH!
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>> NOW, HOLD YOUR TEST
PAPER UP HIGH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES.
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[BRAKES SKIDDING] HMM.
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SOMETHING DOESN'T
FEEL QUITE RIGHT.
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I CAN'T SHAKE THIS UNEASY
FEELING IN MY STOMACH,
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LIKE I JUST DID SOMETHING
I SHOULDN'T HAVE.
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>> PERHAPS YOU ARE AFFLICTED
WITH A MILD CASE OF IRRITABLE.
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BOWEL SYNDROME.
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>> NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
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WAIT... WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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>> I'M OFF TO SEE MY BIRTH
MOTHER NOW, SO THAT I MAY SHOW.
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HER MY TEST EXAMINATION.
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I BID YOU ADIEU, GRIM.
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SIR DELGADO, IF I MAY BORROW
YOUR SERVICES FOR A MOMENT?
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>> THE NEXT DAY.
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[BELL RINGING]
>> [YELLING]
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>> STOP IT!
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I'M TELLING!
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>> ONE AT A TIME GIRLS.
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THERE'S PLENTY OF
IRWIN TO GO AROUND, YO.
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>> OK, CLASS, SETTLE DOWN.
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NOW, WHO HERE KNOWS
WHAT 47 TIMES 12 EQUALS?
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>> EAT IT, BUTTERBEAN.
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>> PLAYERS
DON'T DO MATH, YO!
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>> UH, EH, ANYONE ELSE?
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>> HOO!
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564.
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>> RIGHT!
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HOW ABOUT 52 TIMES 8?
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>> 416.
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>> UH... UH, 122 TIMES 75?
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>> 9,150.
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>> OH!
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UH, UH... 635 TIMES 322.
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>> 204,417.
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>> WHAT ABOUT
4... >> 2,580,426.
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EH, IT IS PAINSTAKINGLY OBVIOUS
THAT YOUR OUTERMOST LAYER OF THE
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CEREBRAL HEMISPHERE FAILS
MISERABLY AT BEING ABLE TO
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ANALYZE SENSORY DATA AND
PERFORM MEMORY FUNCTIONS.
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I SCOFF AT YOUR INTELLIGENCE!
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SCOFF, SCOFF, SCOFF!
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SCOFF!
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>> WHY CAN'T I SHAKE
THIS FEELING LIKE SOMETHING IS.
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HORRIBLY WRONG?
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I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
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MAYBE A SANDWICH WILL
MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
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HEY, GLADYS.
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CAN YOU FIX ME UP
A TUNA SANDWICH?
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>> SURE!
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JUST GIVE ME A
MINUTE, SUGARBOTTOM.
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>> WHOA!
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DUDE LOOK LIKE A LADY!
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HAROLD, IS THAT YOU?
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>> WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, GRIM?
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>> HI, HONEY, I'M HOME!
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BOY, IT WAS LIKE A MADHOUSE
AT THE OFFICE TODAY.
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I AM SO GLAD TO BE HOME.
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HOW WAS YOUR DAY, HONEY?
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>> FINE.
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GUESS WHAT YOUR SON
BROUGHT HOME FROM SCHOOL?
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AN "A" ON HIS TEST PAPER.
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>> OH, NO!
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THAT'S IT!
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THAT'S GOTTA BE IT!
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I GOTTA FIND BILLY, QUICK!
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BILLY, BILLY!
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OH, THERE YOU ARE.
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YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME.
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WHEN I MAGICALLY CHANGED THE
GRADE ON YOUR PAPER, IT CREATED
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SOME KIND OF ALTERNATE REALITY.
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WE'VE GOT TO CHANGE
YOUR GRADE BACK!
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>> WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, GRIM?
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>> MANDY!
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HOW DO YOU FEEL?
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ARE YOU STILL THE SAME
HEARTLESS, VILE, DESPICABLE
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DEMON CHILD YOU ONCE WERE?
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AAH!
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YOU STILL ARE.
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>> GRIM, YOU
SIMPLE-MINDED IGNORAMOUS.
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DON'T YOU SEE THAT FOR THE FIRST
TIME EVER, I AM HIGHLY RESPECTED
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IN THE EYES OF MY PEERS
FOR MY SUPERIOR INTELLECT.
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ONE COULD SAY I'M ALMOST
WOR... AAH... SHIPPED!
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>> I'M TELLING
YOU NOW, BOY.
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ONLY DISASTER CAN
COME ABOUT FROM ALL THIS!
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DISASTER, I TELL YOU!
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DISASTER!
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>> CHECK MATE.
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>> BILLY, ZE NOBEL
PEACE PRIZE COMMITTEE.
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AND ALL THE NERDS WORLDWIDE
PROUDLY PRESENT YOU THIS...
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THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
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>> [CHEERING] >>
HAH HAH HAH, THAT'S MY BOY!
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>> BILLY'S INTELLECT IS
ACCELERATING WAY TOO FAST!
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>> CAN'T YOU JUST ZAP
BILLY'S TEST AND CHANGE HIS GRADE.
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YOURSELF?
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>> BAH, IT WON'T WORK.
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WHEN I ZAPPED BILLY'S PAPER, IT
TOTALLY BORKED THE SPACE TIME
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CONTINUUM.
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>> WELL, BILLY'S NOT
ALLOWED TO BE SMARTER THAN ME.
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IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT, GRIM.
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>> THERE'S
ONLY 1 THING TO DO.
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WE'VE GOT TO GO BACK IN TIME
AND STOP ME FROM CHANGING BILLY'S
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GRADE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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>> GRIM,
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
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>> WE ARE TRAVELING BACK
THROUGH THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE.
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>> ISN'T THIS USUALLY DONE
WITH SOME KIND OF TIME MACHINE OF.
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SOME SORT?
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>> WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR NOT BEING
ABLE TO AFFORD TO TRAVEL THROUGH.
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TIME IN A GOOFY LADY'S EUROPEAN
SPORTS CAR OR SOMETHING.
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NOW HOLD YOUR TEST PAPER
UP HIGH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES.
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>> NO!
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DON'T DO IT!
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>> HEY, YOU'RE ME!
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>> YES, I'M GRIM FROM
1 WEEK INTO THE FUTURE.
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I'M HERE TO STOP YOU FROM
CHANGING BILLY'S GRADE AND
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CAUSING ALL OF REALITY
TO REVERSE ITSELF.
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>> WOW, IT'S A GOOD THING
YOU SHOWED UP WHEN YOU DID.
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I WAS ABOUT TO... HEY!
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ME SCYTHE!
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>> NO!
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COME ON, WE GOTTA GO BACK
FURTHER INTO THE PAST AND TRY TO
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GET BILLY TO STUDY FOR HIS TEST
SO HE'LL NEVER ASK US TO CHANGE
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HIS GRADE.
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BILLY, BILLY!
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OH, THERE YOU ARE.
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LISTEN TO ME, BOY.
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IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU
STUDY FOR YOUR EXAM NEXT WEEK.
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GOT IT?
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THE FUTURE OF THE FREE WORLD
DEPENDS SOLELY ON HOW YOU DO ON
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THAT TEST!
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>> OH, YOU DON'TS GOTS
TO WORRY ABOUT THAT, GRIMS.
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I ALREADY PLANNED ON STUDYING.
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AN "F"!
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MM, I GUESS I'll JUST HAVE TO
STEAL ONE OF YOUR SCYTHES AND.
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TURN THIS BABY INTO AN "A".
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>> AAH!
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>> LET'S GO BACK FURTHER AND
SEE IF WE CAN STOP BILLY FROM EVER.
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BEING BORN.
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>> HAROLD, I'M HAPPY
TO SAY IT IS A HUMAN.
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>> OH, YEAH!
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>> AAH!
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>> [SOBBING] >>
SO, IT IS SETTLED, THEN.
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YOUR 12th SON SHALL
MARRY MY 10th DAUGHTER.
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>> YEAH, THROW IN A COUPLE
OF HOT DOGS, AND YOU GOTS A DEAL.
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>> OK, FINE.
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>> [SCREAMING] [SQUAWKS]
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[BURPS] >> [SCREAMING]
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>> LISTEN, MANDY, WE'VE BEEN
THROUGH HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF.
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PORTALS, CENTURY AFTER CENTURY!
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THIS COULD GO ON
FOREVER AND EVER!
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WHO KNOWS HOW
THIS WILL ALL END?!
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>> WELCOME TO
"UNSOLVABLE MYSTERIES."
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TODAY WE EXAMINE THE
ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN: FACT, FICTION,
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OR UNSOLVABLE MYSTERY?
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>> YOUR HAIR IS AN
UNSOLVABLE MYSTERY.
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>> DEEP IN THE REMOTE
HIMALAYAS, A CRACK TEAM OF SCIENTISTS.
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RECENTLY FOUND THIS SET OF
FOOTPRINTS FAR TOO LARGE TO
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HAVE BEEN MADE BY MAN.
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WITH THESE FOOTPRINTS AS
A GUIDE, OUR "UNSOLVABLE"
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"MYSTERY" SPECIALISTS
HAVE CREATED THIS SCIENTIFIC
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RENDERING OF WHAT THE
ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN LOOKS LIKE.
249
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>> WHAT A
BUNCH OF MALARKEY.
250
00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:23,185
>> HOW CAN AN ANIMAL BE
SO ELUSIVE THAT IT'S NEVER BEEN.
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CAUGHT... ALIVE OR DEAD?
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THAT IS WHY WE'RE OFFERING
A $5,000 REWARD FOR ANYONE
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WHO PROVIDES US FURTHER PROOF
OF THE EXISTENCE OF THE ABOMINABLE
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SNOWMAN CAPTURED ON VIDEO.
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>> HMM.
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LOOKS LIKE I MAY HAVE SOME
UNFINISHED BUSINESS FROM THE
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PLEISTOCENE EPOCH.
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>> LET'S BAG
OURSELVES A SNOWMAN!
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>> CALM YOURSELF, BOY.
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THIS IS MY UNFINISHED
BUSINESS AND MINE ALONE.
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>> WELL, REMEMBER THAT IN
YOUR BUSINESS, YOU REPORT TO
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2 SUPERIOR EXECUTIVES.
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ALL IN FAVOR OF GOING TO
THE HIMALAYAS, SAY "AYE."
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AYE.
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>> YOU!
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>> UGH.
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I GET NO RESPECT.
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NO RESPECT, I TELL YOU!
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>> WELL, WHAT ARE WE
WAITING FOR, A WIPE TRANSITION?
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>> UH!
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>> OW!
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>> WELL, THIS IS THE HIGHEST
POINT AROUND, SO LET'S SPLIT UP.
273
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AND HAVE OURSELVES A LOOK-SEE.
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OH, HAS MANKIND NO SHAME!
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>> THIS WEEK'S ELECTION
FOR THE OPRAH BOOK CLUB IS...
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>> HEY, AMIGUITO.
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WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:26,417
>> MANDY, THERE'S
SOMEONE ELSE UP HERE!
279
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>> WHO IS IT, BILLY?
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>> I DON'T KNOW.
281
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,417
HE'S HAIRY, SMELLY, AND
NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES.
282
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>> BILLY, HOW DID
YOUR DAD GET ALL THE WAY...
283
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WAIT, WHO ARE YOU?
284
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>> WHO, ME?
285
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I'M THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN!
286
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HA HA!
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BUT YOU CAN CALL ME A-BOM.
288
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>> THE
ABDOMINABLE SNOWMAN?
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>> HEY, A-BOM, SAY HELLO
TO A LUNCH DATE YOU STOOD UP A.
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00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,333
ZILLION OR SO YEARS AGO.
291
00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:53,083
>> SO, WE FINALLY
MEET, SNOWMAN.
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>> OH!
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HEY, REAPER, HEH HEH, HEH.
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SO WHAT BRINGS
YOU TO THESE PARTS?
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00:13:57,667 --> 00:14:00,792
>> YOU'VE BEEN HIDING YOUR
HIDE IN THESE HILLS FOR EONS TO KEEP.
296
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,167
OLD DEATH AT BAY!
297
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,375
>> OH, HO,
THAT'S NONSENSE.
298
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:06,083
I LOVE VISITORS.
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00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:07,292
I'll TELL YOU WHAT, REAPER.
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00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:10,250
SEEING THAT THIS IS A PRETTY
WINDY PLACE TO PASS FROM THIS
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WORLD, HOW'S ABOUTS YOU LET
ME DROP MY DOGGIES OFF AT HOME?
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00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:16,208
>> WELL... >> GREAT!
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00:14:16,292 --> 00:14:18,000
HOP ON!
304
00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:21,000
[BARKING] >> BOY,
IT SURE IS COLD OUT.
305
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:22,875
HERE, MR. ABDOMINAL.
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00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:24,333
>> SURE IS, BILLY.
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ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE.
308
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:29,250
THE WEAK ARE EATEN BY VULTURES.
309
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:33,083
>> HEY, STUPID BIRD, UNDEAD
IS NOT THE SAME AS DEAD-DEAD.
310
00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:34,917
NO MEAT HERE!
311
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,750
>> THIS GIANT
WALL OF ICE IS A GLACIER.
312
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:43,167
SOME GLACIERS CAN
MOVE UP TO 6 FEET PER DAY.
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00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,917
WELL, HERE WE ARE.
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00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,708
MY LITTLE CORNER OF PARADISE.
315
00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:50,625
>> WELL, THE GEOGRAPHY LESSON
HAS BEEN RIVETING, SNOWMAN, BUT.
316
00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:52,583
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO DO MY JOB.
317
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:54,144
>> OHH, OF COURSE, GRIM.
318
00:14:54,168 --> 00:14:57,208
BUT FIRST, WOULD YOU ALLOW ME
THE LUXURY OF FEEDING MY SLED
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00:14:57,292 --> 00:14:59,458
DOGS ONE LAST TIME?
320
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>> MAKE IT QUICK.
321
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,144
>> HEY, LITTLE DOGGIES!
322
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:04,750
[BARKING] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:06,144
WHOA, SETTLE DOWN, NOW.
324
00:15:06,168 --> 00:15:09,083
I GOT SOMETHING
IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU ALL.
325
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:12,167
DADDY'S GOING ON A TRIP,
AND HE'S GONNA BE GONE FOR A
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00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,042
LONG TIME.
327
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:17,958
IN FACT, HE'S GONNA
BE GONE FOREVER!
328
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,417
>> OH, BROTHER.
329
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:22,667
>> AND SINCE I'M THE ONLY
ONE KEEPING ALL 32 OF YOU FROM.
330
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:26,250
A FRIGID DEATH, I'M JUST
GONNA NAIL THE KIBBLE
331
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,000
CHUTE PERMANENTLY OPEN.
332
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:30,061
>> POOR LITTLE DOGGIES!
333
00:15:30,085 --> 00:15:32,185
>> OH, DON'T
FRET FOR THEM, BILLY.
334
00:15:32,209 --> 00:15:36,000
REMEMBER, BEING FROZEN
IS LIKE GOING TO SLEEP.
335
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:39,000
AND WHAT'S MORE COMFORTING
BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP
336
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:40,083
THAN A LULLABY?
337
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,375
>> WHAT?
338
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>> ♪ HUSH, MY LITTLE
COOKIE CLOSE YOUR CRYING EYES
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00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:48,976
[HOWLING] THE TIME
NOW HAS COME FOR US
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TO SAY OUR GOODBYES ♪ [SOBBING]
341
00:15:52,042 --> 00:15:57,625
♪ JUST LET THE COLDNESS
CREEP WHILE YOU FALL ASLEEP ♪
342
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:58,958
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
343
00:15:59,042 --> 00:15:59,917
THAT'S ENOUGH.
344
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,333
[CLANGS] >> I'M
SORRY, I'M SORRY.
345
00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:04,417
YOU'RE RIGHT.
346
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,061
I MEAN, WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
347
00:16:06,085 --> 00:16:09,102
>> GRIM, WE CAME FOR THE
SNOWMAN, NOT THE DOGS, RIGHT?
348
00:16:09,126 --> 00:16:10,333
>> NOT MY PROBLEM.
349
00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:12,143
I'M NOT THE ONE THAT'S BEEN
PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK WITH
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00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:14,125
DESTINY FOR A MILLION YEARS.
351
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:17,042
>> WELL, MAYBE
MR. SNOWMAN KNOWS HOW TO...
352
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,417
MR. SNOWMAN?
353
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,750
WHERE DID HE GO?
354
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:21,708
>> HE SNUCK OFF
WHILE ME BACK WAS TURNED!
355
00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:23,083
DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
356
00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:23,917
>> AAH!
357
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,125
>> WHAT THE...
358
00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:38,917
WHY ME?[ CRASH] WELL,
DON'T JUST STAND THERE
359
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,042
STARING, GRAB
SOME SHOVELS, QUICK!
360
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:44,061
>> THERE'S OUR MAN.
361
00:16:44,085 --> 00:16:47,250
NOW, DON'T TAKE YOUR EYES
OFF HIM, EVEN FOR A SECOND.
362
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:49,000
>> ON YOUR FEET, SNOWMAN.
363
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:50,833
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR TRICKS.
364
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:53,143
>> GRIM, DID YOU KNOW
THAT THE HIMALAYAN CONDOR IS AN.
365
00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:56,061
ENDANGERED SPECIES THAT
NEEDS OUR PROTECTION?
366
00:16:56,085 --> 00:16:57,250
>> HEARTWARMING.
367
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:58,833
>> EGG WARMING, ACTUALLY.
368
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,125
I'M SITTING ON AN EGG!
369
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:02,750
AND WHEN IT HATCHES, YOU
KNOW WHAT WILL COME OUT?
370
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,750
>> A 2-HEADED GRANDMA?
371
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:07,333
>> NO, A BABY CONDOR.
372
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:10,042
THIS EGG HAS NO
MOTHER TO KEEP IT WARM.
373
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:12,583
AND SINCE I NOW HAVE ANOTHER
LITTLE LIFE TO LOOK AFTER
374
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:16,542
BESIDES MY OWN, I AM
AFRAID MY BUTT IS FIRMLY
375
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:19,000
PLANTED HERE ON WARMING DUTY.
376
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,667
>> WELL, I HAPPEN TO HAVE A
VOLUNTEER WHOSE BUTT HAS BEEN.
377
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,083
KNOWN TO WARM
ENTIRE SWIMMING POOLS.
378
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,167
>> WELL... OK!
379
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:27,833
SHE'S ALL YOURS, PUPPY.
380
00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:31,000
BUT, BILLY, ARE YOU READY TO
TAKE ON THE RESPONSIBILITY OF
381
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,333
BEING A PARENT?
382
00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:34,061
>> I DON'T KNOW.
383
00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:37,792
CAN MY BUTT PROVIDE THE COMFORT
AND SECURITY THIS LITTLE EGG NEEDS?
384
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:50,667
>> ♪ TO CHERISH AND
NURTURE TO LEND A HELPING HAND
385
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:56,125
TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST
LITTLE CHILD THAT CAN BE
386
00:17:56,208 --> 00:18:01,083
MY LITTLE BABY YOU
CAN DEPEND ON ME ♪
387
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:12,667
♪ NO NEED TO WORRY
I'll PROVE IT, YOU'LL SEE
388
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:16,667
MY LITTLE BABY YOU
CAN DEPEND ON ME ♪
389
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:19,750
>> SHH...
390
00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:22,792
DON'T FEAR.
391
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:24,708
I WILL COMFORT YOU, LITTLE EGGY.
392
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:27,000
>> BILLY, SHUT
UP, YOU ARE NOT A BIRD.
393
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:28,625
>> JUST BIRD-BRAINED.
394
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,708
>> MAYBE I'll ASK MR. SNOWMAN
TO LET YOUR RUMP DO THE.
395
00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:33,125
ROASTING.
396
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:36,018
OH, CONFOUND IT!
397
00:18:36,042 --> 00:18:37,333
HE SLIPPED AWAY AGAIN!
398
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,833
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO
KEEP HIM IN YOUR SIGHTS.
399
00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:42,000
>> DON'T BLAME
THE DUTIFUL FATHER.
400
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:45,667
I'M BUSY LOOKING
AFTER MY HEALTHY CHILD.
401
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,208
>> UGH.
402
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:53,083
>> YE... AH... OH,
WHAT AN EGG-SPLOSION!
403
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:54,833
HA HA HA HA HA!
404
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:57,083
OW!
405
00:18:57,167 --> 00:19:01,458
>> [WHISTLING] [BAA]
406
00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:03,250
SAY, LITTLE PRINCESS.
407
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:07,167
THEY COME AND DO
BRIDAL EXPOS LAST WEEK.
408
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,144
WHOA!
409
00:19:08,168 --> 00:19:09,208
>> BILLY, NOW.
410
00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:10,875
>> AAH!
411
00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:12,208
>> HA HA!
412
00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:14,476
WELL, SNOWMAN, LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE
BEEN SNARED BY THE TRAPPINGS OF
413
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,875
MARRIAGE.
414
00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:18,184
>> ALL RIGHT, A-BOM, LET'S
SEE HOW WELL YOU CAN POKEY THAT.
415
00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:20,125
HOKEY OF YOURS.
416
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,101
[MUSIC PLAYS] KEEP
SHUFFLIN', SHAGGY.
417
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,125
>> OOH!
418
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,125
A BELL TOWER!
419
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:33,542
THIS SHOULD WAKE EVERYONE UP.
420
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:39,208
[RINGING] WOW!
421
00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:41,542
REAL NEPALESE!
422
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:44,042
>> [SPEAKS ANOTHER
LANGUAGE] >> WOW!
423
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:45,000
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
424
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,917
>> THE LIGHT IN ME
RECOGNIZES THE LIGHT THAT IS.
425
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,083
IN YOU.
426
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,708
>> YOU CAN
TRANSLATE FOR ME.
427
00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:53,167
HELLO, EVERYONE!
428
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:56,333
I'M GOING TO TAKE
A MOVIE OF YOU.
429
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:03,083
>> EVERYONE
WHO'S SHORT I NEED.
430
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:04,792
TO STAND FORWARD.
431
00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:11,042
AND THOSE FOLKS NEED
TO KNEEL DOWN IN FRONT.
432
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:20,083
SO LET'S ALL PUT ON
OUR HAPPY FACES!
433
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:28,000
AND FLASH ME A
BIG SMILE, LIKE THIS.
434
00:20:33,042 --> 00:20:35,042
THE LIGHT IN ME
RECOGNIZES THE LIGHT IN YOU!
435
00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:40,018
>> [YELLING] >>
THAT DIDN'T GO VERY WELL.
436
00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:42,750
>> NO PROBLEM, JUST AS LONG
AS WE'VE STILL GOT OUR BIG TICKET.
437
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:43,667
ITEM.
438
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,917
LET'S GO, CHEWBACCA.
439
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000
HEY...
440
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,375
FIND HIM, GRIM.
441
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,792
FIND HIM, AND HURT HIM.
442
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:56,833
OUCH. [PANTING]
443
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:02,625
WELL, SNOWMAN, LOOKS LIKE
444
00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:05,042
YOU'VE GONE AND GOTTEN
YOURSELF CORNERED.
445
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,750
>> DON'T COUNT YOUR
VICTORIES TOO FAST, GRIM.
446
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:11,250
I'VE ESCAPED TOO
MANY TIMES TO COUNT!
447
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,583
>> AH, YETI.
448
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:15,875
BUT THIS NIGHT I HAVE A
SECRET WEAPON AT MY DISPOSAL.
449
00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:17,000
>> A TAPE MEASURE?
450
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:19,351
>> JUST HOW FAR DID YOU
SAY THESE GLACIERS CAN TRAVEL.
451
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:21,125
IN 24 HOURS, SNOWMAN?
452
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:21,833
>> 6 FEET.
453
00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:23,125
WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
454
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:31,208
>> WELL, IT JUST HAPPENS
TO BE MIDNIGHT RIGHT NOW.
455
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:33,208
>> AAH!
456
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,792
AAH!
457
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,833
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
THE LAST OF ME, GRIM!
458
00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:39,792
I'll GET YOU FOR THIS!
459
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:41,583
>> GRAB YOURSELF
A THREAD, KIDDOS.
460
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:46,875
IT'S FINALLY THE END OF THE
LINE FOR OUR OLD FRIEND A-BOM.
461
00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:50,708
>> WELCOME TO
"UNSOLVABLE MYSTERIES."
462
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:54,500
TODAY WE TURN OUR ATTENTION
TO THE LOCH NESS MONSTER.
463
00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:57,042
SOME HAVE SAID THAT THE
MONSTER IS A LIVING EXAMPLE OF AN
464
00:21:57,125 --> 00:22:00,958
ANCIENT PLESIOSAUR, LONG
THOUGHT TO BE EXTINCT.
465
00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:03,542
>> WHAT A
BUNCH OF MALARKEY.
466
00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:15,208
CAMERA TO REPLACE THE ONE LOST
IN THIS TRAGIC MISUNDERSTANDING.
467
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,000
>> WHAT A
NICE GESTURE, MAN.
468
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:19,125
HOW COULD I HAVE THOUGHT
ILL OF YOU, MY FRIEND?
469
00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:20,583
>> APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
470
00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,125
ENJOY YOUR NEW CAMERA!
471
00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,417
>> OKEY-DOKEY!
472
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:29,042
WAIT... THIS IS A CONDOR EGG!
473
00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:29,792
>> HAH!
474
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,000
IN YOUR FACE!
475
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:35,083
OOH, HOO, LOOKS LIKE THE OLD
A-BOM HAS DROPPED HIS PAYLOAD,
476
00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:36,542
HA HA HA HA HA!
477
00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:39,125
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
478
00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:41,625
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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