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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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[SINISTER LAUGHTER]
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>> QUICK, JUMP INTO THE
TV WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING.
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[BELL RINGS] [ALL
BREATHING HEAVILY]
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>> 30 MORE SECONDS OF
WARM-UP AND DON'T GET SLOPPY!
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YOU GET SLOPPY, AND NEXT THING
YOU KNOW, YOUR WIFE WANTS TO GO
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TO COUNSELING AND
TALK ABOUT FEELINGS.
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>> COACH, OUR NOTES.
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>> ALL RIGHT,
HIT THE BENCH.
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THE REST OF YOU,
GIVE ME 10 LAPS.
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[BLOWS WHISTLE]
AND DON'T GET SLOPPY.
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>> HEY, IRWIN, HOW COME THOSE
THREE NERDS NEVER HAVE TO DO.
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ANY OF THIS PHYSICAL STUFF?
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>> BECAUSE THEY
HAVE DOCTOR'S NOTES, YO.
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>> ARE THEY SICK?
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>> NO, THEY'RE
JUST MEGANERDS.
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P.E. AND NERDS DON'T MIX.
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IT ISN'T GOOD FOR THEM, YO.
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[BOYS PANTING] >> IT
ISN'T GOOD FOR US EITHER.
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P.E. MAKES MY
HEART BEAT ALL FAST.
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[BILLY PANTING] IT
MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO
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BREATHE.
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[GASPING] IT MAKES
YOU ALL STINKY.
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AND IT MAKES PUD'N
BARF UP IN HIS MOUTH.
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>> UGH!
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>> WE GOTS TO FIND OUT
THE NERDS' SECRET FOR AVOIDING.
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P.E. BEFORE IT...
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[BILLY WHEEZES] KILLS US.
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>> BILLY...
DON'T GET SLOPPY!
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>> VIPER, I TOTALLY
DISAGREE WITH YOUR ASSESSMENT.
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A LEVEL-60 WARLOCK GEARED
FOR STAMINA AND SHADOW DAMAGE...
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>> PARDON US, BUT
WOULD YOU MIND IF WE JOIN YOU?
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>> AHEM!
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>> WHO PUT YOU UP TO THIS?
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WAS IT THE HEATHERS?
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>> NO. WE JUST
WANTED TO SIT WITH YOU.
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>> WELL, YOU CANNOT!
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THIS TABLE IS RESERVED FOR
MEMBERS OF AN EXCLUSIVE CLUB
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WHO... NO, WAIT!
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COME BACK.
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TO SIT WITH US, YOU MUST
FIRST RECITE THE PASS CODE.
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NO, WAIT!
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COME BACK.
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YOU CAN SIT WITH US IF YOU
GIVE US YOUR PUDDING CUP.
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WAIT!
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COME BACK.
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WE ARE SO LONELY.
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>> SO WHAT TOPICS
SHOULD WE DISCUSS?
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SCIENCE FICTION?
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>> SCIENCE FANTASY?
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>> ROLE-PLAYING GAMES?
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>> PHYSICS?
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>> ACTUALLY, WE NEED
TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
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SOMETHING ABOUT P.E.
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>> AAH!
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AAH!
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>> OH, GREAT.
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NOW YOU HAVE UPSET KING COBRA.
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>> AAH!
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UHH-UHH!
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>> HURRY UP AND
GET HIM THE PUDDING!
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>> MM! MM!
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MM!
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>> SO, YOU WISH TO KNOW
OUR SECRET OF AVOIDANCE, DO YOU?
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>> MORE THAN ANYTHING!
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>> AND ARE THERE
OTHERS WHO FEEL THE SAME?
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>> UH-HUH!
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>> GOOD!
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WE SHALL SPREAD THE WORD.
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"TODAY AFTER SCHOOL, A
CLANDESTINE MEETING TO PLOT THE
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FINAL DOWNFALL OF
PHYSICAL EDUCATION."
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[LAUGHING SINISTERLY]
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>> WELCOME, FELLOW CONSPIRATORS,
TO THE LAIR OF THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB.
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YES. QUESTION?
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>> HOW COME
WE CAN'T SIT DOWN?
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>> MY GRANDMOTHER DOESN'T
LIKE ANYONE ON HER FURNITURE.
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>> NOW, BEFORE WE
REVEAL OUR DARK SECRET...
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YOU MUST DECIDE.
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IF YOU EAT THE BLUE
CUPCAKE, THE STORY ENDS.
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YOU WAKE UP IN YOUR BED AND
BELIEVE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO
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BELIEVE.
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YOU EAT THE RED CUPCAKE,
YOU STAY IN WONDERLAND, AND I'll.
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SHOW YOU HOW DEEP
THE RABBIT HOLE GOES.
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>> ARE THERE ANY
CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES?
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>> WHAT HAPPENS IF I
EAT THE CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE?
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>> CHOCOLATE
GIVES ME DIARRHEA, YO.
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>> I DON'T
WANT ANY DIARRHEA!
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>> OOH! THEN CAN
I HAVE YOUR DIARRHEA?
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>> NO ONE IS
GETTING DIARRHEA.
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THE CUPCAKES ARE A METAPHOR!
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YOU WILL NOW RECITE THE
SECRET SNAKE CLUB OATH.
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>> OOH!
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>> "BY THE EMBER
LIGHT OF MY VORPAL BLADE..."
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>> BY THE EMBER
LIGHT OF MY VORPAL BLADE...
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>> "BY
GRAPTAR'S HAMMER..."
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>> BY GRAPTAR'S HAMMER...
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>> "BY THE SHINING
DIRK OF CROMULON..."
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>> BY THE SHINING
DIRK OF CROMULON...
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>> HEY, I THOUGHT WE
AGREED TO CUT OUT THAT PART.
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>> HEY, I THOUGHT WE
AGREED TO CUT OUT THAT PART?
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>> I AM NOT HAVING THIS
ARGUMENT WITH YOU AGAIN, VIPER.
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[BOYS REPEATING CONVERSATION]
>> THE DIRK WAS CLEARLY.
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DESTROYED IN EPISODE
26-B OF "STAR VOYAGE."
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>> THAT WAS AN ALTERNATE
UNIVERSE, DUH, AND YOU KNOW IT.
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>> SHUT UP!
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>> YOU SHUT UP!
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>> NO, YOU SHUT UP.
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>> SHUT UP!
>> SHUT UP, SHUT UP.
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>> SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
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>> NO, YOU SHUT UP.
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>> SHUT UP, SHUT UP.
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>> I SAID, SHUT UP.
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>> I SAID, SHUT UP!
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[BOYS REPEATING CONVERSATION]
>> OOH, YOU SHUT UP.
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>> YOU SHUT UP!
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>> ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP!
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THIS OATH IS OVER.
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>> SO, ARE WE
IN THE CLUB NOW?
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>> YES!
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>> YEAH!
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NO MORE P.E.!
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>> AS MEMBERS, YOU
WILL NOW BE ASSIGNED YOUR...
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SECRET NAMES.
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NOW, LET'S SEE.
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YOU SHALL BE CONSTRICTOR.
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YOU ARE CORN SNAKE.
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COPPERHEAD.
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THE ADDER. >> OOH, OOH.
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I WANT TO BE GOLDEN RETRIEVER.
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>> IF THIS WERE THE SECRET
DOG CLUB, YOU COULD BE, BUT IT IS.
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THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB.
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THEREFORE... >>
CHIHUAHUA MAN!
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I WANT TO BE CHIHUAHUA MAN!
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>> NO, YOU
SEE, AGAIN, THIS IS...
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>> PURPLE
GIRAFFE! >> NO!
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>> I STILL THINK YOU'RE
WRONG ABOUT THE DIRK.
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>> LET IT GO, VIPER!
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JUST LET IT GO!
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>> PURPLE GIRAFFE.
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>> LIGHTNING BOLT.
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LIGHTNING BOLT!
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>> I'M NOT GOING
TO DUEL YOU OVER THIS.
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>> LIGHTNING
BOLT! >> OK, FINE.
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IF THAT IS HOW YOU
WANT IT, I CAST FIREBALL!
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>> LIGHTNING BOLT!
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>> FIREBALL!
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>> LIGHTNING BOLT!
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>> THESE GUYS
ARE TOTAL NERDS!
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NO MORE DORK TALK!
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YOU NERDS BETTER TELL ME HOW
TO GET OUT OF P.E. RIGHT NOW!
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>> FRIED CHEESE STICKS.
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EVERYONE NEEDS
FRIED CHEESE STICKS.
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[KNOCK KNOCK] >>
WE NEED EXCUSE NOTES.
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AND WE BROUGHT PAYMENT.
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>> FRIED CHEESE STICKS.
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GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!
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>> DAD?
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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A DOCTOR.
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>> NO, NEITHER DID I, BUT
APPARENTLY, ALL YOU NEED IS.
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THIS HEAD DOODAD AND THIS NECK
WOMBLE, AND PEOPLE PAY YOU TO
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FIX THEM.
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WHY, JUST THIS VERY MORNING,
I DID A HEART TRANSPLANT.
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>> WAIT! WAIT!
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I THINK THAT'S A TOMATO!
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>> SO WHAT DO YOU ROTTEN
LITTLE DELINQUENTS NEED TO BE EXCUSED.
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FROM?
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>> P.E.!
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>> EW! UGH!
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NO! SEE, THAT'S AN ETHICAL
GRAY AREA, AND A DOCTOR OF MY
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STANDING SHOULDN'T...
>> WE HAVE FRIED ZUCCHINI!
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>> A NOTE FOR YOU, A
NOTE FOR YOU, A NOTE FOR YOU...
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NO NOTE FOR YOU.
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>> NO NOTE?!
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>> SON, IF I GAVE YOU A
FAKE NOTE TO GET OUT OF P.E.,
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WHAT KIND OF PARENT
WOULD THAT MAKE ME, HUH?
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HUH, HUH?
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>> WELL, BILLY, SINCE
EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS TO HAVE.
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SIMULTANEOUSLY CONTRACTED
"THE COOTIES," I GUESS I HAVE
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NO CHOICE BUT TO...
>> CANCEL P.E.?
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>> NO. TO MAKE YOU
EXERCISE FOR THE WHOLE CLASS.
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LIFT THOSE KNEES!
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REACH FOR IT.
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COME ON!
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KEEP YOUR CORE ACTIVATED.
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50 MORE.
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DON'T GET SLOPPY.
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YOU GET SLOPPY, AND YOUR
WIFE SUDDENLY WON'T LET YOU EAT
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STEAK ON TUESDAYS.
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>> WE GOT TO
DO SOMETHING, YO.
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COACH IS KILLING
BILLY WITH EXERCISE.
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>> CALM DOWN, CONSTRICTOR.
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THIS IS ALL PART OF THE PLAN.
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YOU SEE, WE NEEDED SOMEONE TO
KEEP COACH'S ATTENTION SO THAT
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WE CAN PERFORM... THE SUMMONING.
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WE SHALL CALL UPON THE POWER
OF OUR SNAKE BRETHREN TO DESTROY
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THIS ACCURSED GYMNASIUM.
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EVERYONE GET INSIDE
THE SUMMONING CIRCLE.
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ACTIVATE THE THUMPER.
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EVERYONE JOIN HANDS, AND NOW
REPEAT THE WORDS OF THE ANCIENT
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AND DARK INCANTATION.
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I PASSED OUT LYRIC SHEETS
FOR THOSE NOT FAMILIAR.
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>> "I COULD HIDE 'NEATH THE
WINGS OF THE BLUEBIRD AS SHE.
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SINGS THE 6 O'CLOCK
ALARM WOULD NEVER
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RING, BUT IT RINGS AND I RISE
WIPE THE SLEEP OUT OF MY EYES
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MY SHAVIN' RAZOR'S
COLD AND IT STINGS."
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>> THE DESTROYER!
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>> THE DESTROYER IS HERE!
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>> WHOA!
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>> UH, THAT...
THAT'S THE DESTROYER?
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>> JUST REMEMBER, IT IS
ONLY THE SIZE OF YOUR WILL.
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THAT TRULY MATTERS.
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LOOK AT HER GO.
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SEE, SHE IS SCUFFING
UP THE FLOOR.
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IN AN HOUR OR SO, THAT SHOULD
LEAVE A PERMANENT MARK.
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>> WE'LL GET THERE
WHEN WE GET THERE...
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>> THAT'S VERY
SWEET OF YOU...
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>> GIVE ME THAT SCYTHE!
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>> I STOPPED CARING
LIKE 5 EPISODES AGO.
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>> OUT OF MY WAY!
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NOW THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT!
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[DESTROYER ROARS] [BOYS CHEER]
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>> YES, YES!
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DESTROY! DESTROY!
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AH, IT IS A GLORIOUS VICTORY.
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YES, I COULD STAND HERE
AND LOOK AT THIS ALL DAY!
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>> DID IT EVER ONCE OCCUR
TO YOU STUPID, STUPID BOYS THAT.
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MAYBE WE GIRLS WANT P.E.?
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HMM?
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THAT MAYBE WE NEED AN
OUTLET FOR OUR AGGRESSION?
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>> WELL, I
SEE THAT... OOH.
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OH, CROMULON.
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>> COME ON, LADIES.
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BE REASONABLE, YO.
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>> I REGRET NOTHING!
[PUNCHES BEING THROWN]
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?
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YOU GOT SLOPPY!
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>> HERE WE GO, KIDS,
THE ANCIENT EGYPT EXHIBIT.
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WOW. THIS TAKES ME BACK.
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THIS IS WHEN I WAS INTERNING
FOR OSIRIS, GOD OF THE
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UNDERWORLD.
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HE HAD ME MOSTLY MAKING COFFEE
AND MUMMIFYING CATS, PULLING
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UP RINGS OUT OF A CORPSE'S
NOSE, WEIGHING THE BODIES OF
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THE DEAD, YOU KNOW, MINDLESS
GRUNT WORK, BUT IT MADE ME INTO
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THE REAPER I AM TODAY.
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>> YOU MEAN A PATHETIC
SLAVE TO TWO CHILDREN?
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>> EXACTLY.
247
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>> HALF-NAKED ANIMAL
PEOPLE, TRIANGLE-SHAPED BUILDINGS,
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JEWELRY WITH BUGS IN IT.
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I'VE GOT TO ADMIT, THESE
EGYPTIANS HAD STYLE.
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WOULDN'T YOU AGREE, BILLY?
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BILLY!
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OH, GREAT.
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WHERE'D HE GO NOW?
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>> AAH!
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I AM A BIG, STUPID,
MINDLESS MUMMY AND I...
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HI, IRWIN.
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>> THAT IS REAL MESSED UP,
YO, AND IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY, TOO.
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YOU KNOW MY MOMMY IS A MUMMY.
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MY DADDY LOVES MY MUMMY MOMMY,
AND I'M HALF-MUMMY FROM MY TOES
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TO MY TUMMY, YO.
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SEE?
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>> UM, T.M.I.
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>> HEY, WE'RE HERE TO CHECK
OUT MY MUMMY GRANDPA... THE GREAT.
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PHARAOH KING POPPIN' LOCKIN'.
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CHECK IT OUT, YO.
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ACCORDING TO THIS ANCIENT
COMIC STRIP, BACK IN THE DAY, KING
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POPPIN' LOCKIN' WAS A LOW-DOWN
FUNKY FRESH GANGSTER, YO.
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HE CONTROLLED MILES OF
THE NILE WITH AN IRON FIST.
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GRANDPA EVEN TRIED TO GET MY
MOM TO FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS,
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BUT AFTER SEEING HOW POORLY HE
TREATED HIS FOLLOWERS, SHE WAS
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LIKE, "NO. FORGET IT, OLD MAN."
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AND HE WAS ALL LIKE, "HOW CAN
YOU WALK AWAY FROM TRADITION",
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YO?" SO MAMA GOT
TO STEPPIN', AND
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THEY NEVER SPOKE
TO EACH OTHER AGAIN.
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>> YOUR STORY BORES ME.
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GET TO THE POINT.
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>> THE POINT IS, MANDY, I
DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ANY OF THIS.
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BEFORE COMING TO
THE MUSEUM TODAY.
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NOW I'M MORE IN TOUCH WITH MY
MUMMY HERITAGE THAN EVER BEFORE.
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AH... MUMMY HERITAGE.
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COME ON, MANDY.
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AT LEAST JOIN ME
ON THE AUDIO TOUR.
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>> GRR!
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[PUNCH IS THROWN]
>> OK! I UNDERSTAND.
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SOME OTHER TIME, MY LOVE.
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COME ON, MOM AND DAD.
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00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:09,208
>> WELL, I
GUESS I'll TRILLY.
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NO TIME TO SLIDE THE JIB.
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WE'RE GHOSTS.
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>> OH, OK.
291
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WHAT THE HECK DID HE JUST SAY?
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[CRASH] [ALARM]
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[SNORING] >>
YO, YO, YO, YO, YO.
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>> IRWIN!
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>> OH, MANDY!
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>> IRWIN!
297
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,125
>> NOT NOW, BILLY.
298
00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:55,000
I'M TRYING TO MAKE MY MOVE, YO.
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>> IRWIN!
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>> MANDY!
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00:14:57,209 --> 00:15:00,292
>> IRWIN!
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00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:05,417
I HAVE RETURNED FROM
THE AFTERLIFE FOR YOU.
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[PPPBBBLLLTTT] >>
WHO ARE YOU, ANYWAY?
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>> WHO AM I?
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00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:13,417
WHO AM I?
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WHY, IT'S ME, YOUR
GRANDFATHER, THE GREAT PHARAOH,
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00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,018
KING POPPIN' LOCKIN'.
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COME HERE, MY LITTLE BUBBALA.
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00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:23,667
OY, IT'S SO NICE TO
FINALLY MEET MY GRANDSON.
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I HOPE I DIDN'T FRIGHTEN YOU.
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00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:31,125
I KNEW THE ONLY WAY I COULD SEE
YOU WAS BY BREAKING INTO YOUR
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HOUSE AND VISITING
YOU IN YOUR ROOM
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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
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>> OH, IT'S ALL GOOD, YO.
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00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,268
HEY, IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME A
STRANGE PERSON IN A COSTUME
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BROKE INTO MY ROOM AND TRIED
TO VISIT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
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NIGHT.
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SASSY CAT, ATTACK!
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00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:48,667
OH, NO!
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00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,125
THE TOOTH FAIRY!
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00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:53,000
NOT AGAIN!
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00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:55,042
HEY, GRANDPA, WAIT RIGHT THERE.
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00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,042
I'll GO WAKE UP MOM AND DAD.
324
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,042
>> WHOA!
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00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,542
SLOW DOWN, SONNY.
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00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:02,917
NOT JUST YET.
327
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,417
IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
328
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:08,417
BESIDES, I HAVE A GIFT
I WANTED TO GIVE YOU.
329
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,042
>> A GIFT?
330
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,875
>> IT'S A SURPRISE.
331
00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:14,042
FIRST, YOU GOTTA
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
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THERE!
333
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:19,125
>> IT'S LIKE A
64-OUNCE SODA CUP, YO.
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00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,250
WHY, GRANDPA?
335
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,875
WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO
WEAR A BEVERAGE CONTAINER?
336
00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:25,125
>> IT'S THE CROWN
OF THE SACRED SCARAB!
337
00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:29,976
YOU... YOU'RE NEXT IN LINE TO
INHERIT THE TITLE OF PHARAOH.
338
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,167
>> ME?! A PHARAOH?
339
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:33,976
I DON'T KNOW.
340
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,875
WILL IT MAKE ME MORE
POPULAR WITH THE LADIES?
341
00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:38,708
>> BUT OF COURSE IT WILL.
342
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:41,417
BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO
IMPRESS THE GIRLS, YOU GOT TO
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00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,625
BE A MAN AND BUILD A PYRAMID.
344
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:46,000
>> A PYRAMID?
345
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:49,292
>> IN ANCIENT EGYPT, WE HAVE
A SAYING, "THE SURE-FIRE WAY TO A.
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WOMAN'S HEART IS
THROUGH HER CHEST."
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00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000
[RIM SHOT] OR YOU
COULD BUILD A PYRAMID.
348
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,083
>> ALL RIGHT!
349
00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:56,208
I'll DO IT!
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00:17:00,042 --> 00:17:00,708
WHOA, GRANDPA.
351
00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:02,042
WHAT'S THAT?
352
00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:03,542
>> WHAT, THIS THING?
353
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:07,458
THIS IS A STARGA... I
MEAN SPACE DOOR.
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00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:09,708
IT'S A KEY INGREDIENT
WE NEED TO GET STARTED.
355
00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:12,708
IT FUNCTIONS BY TUNNELING
THROUGH SUB-SPACE TO FORM A
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00:17:12,792 --> 00:17:16,042
WORM HOLE ALLOWING
INSTANTANEOUS TRAVEL ACROSS
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MILLIONS OF LIGHT YEARS.
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00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:22,083
IT'S AN UNSTABLE, UNTESTED
DIMENSIONAL VORTEX.
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00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,542
YOU'LL BE FINE!
360
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:26,750
NOW YOU STAND THERE, AND I'll
CHANT THE MAGIC WORDS BEHIND.
361
00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:29,125
THIS STURDY WALL OVER
HERE, WHERE IT'S SAFE.
362
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:31,000
>> THAT'S MESSED UP, YO.
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00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,625
>> OK. HERE WE GO!
364
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:39,292
[COUGHS] BIALY, ZAYEN,
SHERMAN, SHERMAN,
365
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,458
HUY!
366
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:42,458
ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M READY.
367
00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:43,542
AHEM!
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00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,708
OOH, BABY!
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00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:49,417
WHO PUT THE BOP IN
THE BOP SH-BOP, SH-BOP?
370
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:53,125
WHO PUT THE RAM IN THE
RAM-A-LAM-A-DING-DONG?
371
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,125
AAH!
372
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,958
BOOGEDY BOOGEDY
BOOGEDY BOOGEDY SHOO!
373
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,625
[BUZZ] >> AW.
THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
374
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:11,625
AAH!
375
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:14,000
[POPPIN' LOCKIN' LAUGHING]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
376
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:24,417
>> DUH.
377
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:28,083
>> CAW.
378
00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:30,167
[GROANS IN LOW
TONE] >> HEY, MOM.
379
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,625
HEY, DAD.
380
00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:40,375
[MOM AND DAD GROAN] >>
HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
381
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:42,125
NO COFFEE THIS MORNING?
382
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,542
>> NO TIME FOR THAT.
383
00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,500
WE'RE OFF TO WORK.
384
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,667
FOR THE GLORY OF TOOTEN POOTEN.
385
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,292
UHH!
386
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,083
>> WHAT THE...
387
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,250
>> TOOTEN POOTEN.
388
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,500
TOOTEN POOTEN.
389
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:55,792
>> YOU GUYS!
390
00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:57,750
>> WHAT DID YOU
DO THIS TIME, BILLY?
391
00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,125
>> I DIDN'T DO NOTHING.
392
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:01,708
>> THEN IF IT WASN'T
YOU TWO, THEN WHO?
393
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:04,976
>> LONG LIVE
THE NERD KING.
394
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,375
>> IRWIN!
395
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:10,125
>> TOOTEN
POOTEN, TOOTEN POOTEN!
396
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:14,018
>> "OH, KING TOOTEN
POOTEN, YOUR CROWN IS SO MANLY."
397
00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:17,833
"THAT'S RIGHT, MANDY, AND ONLY
I, THE PHARAOH, CAN WEAR THIS
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00:19:17,917 --> 00:19:20,167
SACRED 64-OUNCE HEADPIECE."
399
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,750
"OOH. LET'S MAKE OUT, YO."
400
00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:25,042
[IMITATING KISSING
SOUNDS] >> AHEM.
401
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:25,917
YOUR MAJESTY.
402
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,083
>> AAH!
403
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,583
>> YOU HAVE GUESTS.
404
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,185
>> SO, IRWIN, I GUESS THEY
FINALLY CROWNED YOU KING OF THE.
405
00:19:31,209 --> 00:19:32,958
DORKS.
406
00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:36,083
>> I'll HAVE YOU KNOW MY NAME
IS NOW KING TOOTEN POOTEN, AND.
407
00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:39,208
SOON, I'll HAVE MY OWN PYRAMID
FROM WHICH I WILL RULE ALL OF.
408
00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:40,708
ENDSVILLE.
409
00:19:40,792 --> 00:19:43,417
OF COURSE, I WILL
BE NEEDING A QUEEN.
410
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,125
>> OOH!
411
00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,000
I'll BE YOUR QUEEN!
412
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:50,417
[MOM SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE]
>> AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NEEDS.
413
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,167
SUBTITLES FOR THIS EPISODE?
414
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,500
>> ALLOW ME TO
TRANSLATE, MY LOVE.
415
00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:58,167
SHE'S SAYING, "HEY, YO, POPS,
YOU'RE BUILDING PYRAMIDS AGAIN."
416
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:00,417
YOU ALWAYS DO THIS.
417
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,958
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?" >>
MY FATHER HAD A PYRAMID; I.
418
00:20:04,042 --> 00:20:08,018
HAD A PYRAMID; AND BY GOSH,
MY GRANDSON WILL HAVE ONE, TOO.
419
00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:10,000
IT'S TRADITION!
420
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,167
[MOM SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE]
>> "TIMES CHANGE, DAD.
421
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:16,167
TRADITION IS ALL RIGHT,
BUT THIS IS ANOTHER DAY.
422
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,542
IRWIN DOESN'T HAVE TO BUILD A
PYRAMID IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO."
423
00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:23,833
LOOK, SON, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
LIVE UP TO ANY EXPECTATIONS.
424
00:20:23,917 --> 00:20:27,875
JUST BE YOURSELF, AND PEOPLE
WILL LIKE YOU, YOU BIG NERD.
425
00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,125
>> COME ON, BUBBALA.
426
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:32,250
THE DESIRE TO BUILD
PYRAMIDS IS IN YOUR BLOOD.
427
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,208
YOU'RE A PHARAOH AT HEART.
428
00:20:34,292 --> 00:20:39,125
[MOM SPEAKING NATIVE
LANGUAGE] >> WH-WHAT DO I DO?
429
00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:42,417
DO I GIVE UP THE BIGGEST CHANCE
OF MY LIFE, OR DO I BREAK MY
430
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:44,375
MOTHER'S HEART?
431
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,750
WHAT DO MY FRIENDS THINK?
432
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:49,917
>> ...THAT'S MY GRANDSON!
433
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:54,976
>> I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND.
434
00:20:55,000 --> 00:21:00,000
DOUBLE PRODUCTION SPEED FOR
THE GLORY OF TOOTEN POOTEN!
435
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:01,000
>> HAH!
436
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:04,458
AS WE SAY IN ANCIENT
EGYPT, "BOO-YA!
437
00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:08,958
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?"
[MOM SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE]
438
00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:10,144
>> "YEAH, THANKS, DAD."
439
00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:11,958
THANKS A LOT.
440
00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:14,442
THIS IS WHY WE NEVER VISIT!"
>> HAVING A PYRAMID IS SO.
441
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:22,167
AWESOME, GRANDPA.
442
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,000
>> YEP, IT SURE IS.
443
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,061
>> GEE, I'M GETTING
KIND OF HUNGRY.
444
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,333
I'M GONNA GO GRAB A PIZZA.
445
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:28,250
>> HUH!
446
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,458
THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
447
00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:31,042
>> WHY NOT, YO?
448
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:34,292
>> A PHARAOH IS ALWAYS ENTOMBED
IN HIS PYRAMID, AND THE PYRAMID.
449
00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:35,917
IS ALMOST COMPLETE.
450
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,042
ONCE THEY SEAL THAT HOLE
UP THERE, WE CAN NEVER LEAVE.
451
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:41,083
>> NEVER LEAVE?!
452
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:44,042
NO!
453
00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:55,958
HELP!
454
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,208
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
455
00:21:57,292 --> 00:21:59,018
>> HEY! QUIET!
456
00:21:59,042 --> 00:22:02,167
BOYCHICK, IF YOU DON'T STOP
YOUR KVETCHING, I'll GIVE YOU.
457
00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:04,458
SUCH A POTCH ON YOUR TUCHUS.
458
00:22:04,542 --> 00:22:07,042
>> THIS IS
TOTALLY MESSED UP, YO.
459
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:18,125
LIGHTNING BOLT!
460
00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:21,083
>> OW!
OOH... >> ZAP!
461
00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:21,708
>> LIGHTNING BOLT!
462
00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:23,917
LIGHTNING BOLT!
463
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:24,708
>> ZAP!
464
00:22:24,792 --> 00:22:25,875
>> LIGHTNING BOLT!
465
00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:27,667
LIGHTNING BOLT, LIGHTNING BOLT!
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00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:28,458
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