All language subtitles for Roald Dahls The Witches 2020 1080p BluRay x264-nikt0.eng

[clicking]

[Older Hero chuckles] All right, then.

Where were we?

Oh, yeah, that's right. Now I remember.

"A note about witches."

See, here's the thing about them.

They're real!

Witches are as real
as a rock in your shoe.

That's the first thing you need to know.

The second thing you need to know...

they're here!

And they live amongst us...

side by side, with humans.

In every big city, in every small town.

For all you know,

a witch might be living
right next door to you right now.

They everywhere!

A witch might be a nurse...

or your teacher...

and you can bet your sweet patootie

that friendly, little old lady on the bus

offering you a delicious piece
of salt water taffy is a witch.

And here's the most important thing.

The most important thing.

Witches hate children!

A witch spends all her time
thinking up ways to destroy children.

That's all she thinks about.

-"How will I squish this horrible child?"
-[squishing]

A witch gets the same pleasure
from squishing a child

as you get from eating a bowl of ice cream
covered in butterscotch syrup,

with whipped cream, chopped nuts
and a cherry on top.

[crowd gasping]

My story begins
during the last month of 1968.

Believe it or not, I was once a young boy.

A boy with a mother and a father.

We lived in Chicago.

And it snows a lot at Christmastime.

- Tricky thing with snow is, it's slippery.
-[siren blaring]

[policeman] Take the front! This way!

Mom?

I was wearing my seat belt.

Dad?

Mom!

Mama and Daddy weren't.

Mama! Dad!

Mommy! Dad!

[policeman] Let's get you out of here.

It was during my eighth Christmas
that I lost my mother and father.

[Christmas music playing]

-[suitcase thuds]
-[sniffs]

My dear child. [sighs]

Grandma.

Grandma's here.

You gonna be all right.

Here, let me look at you.

Mmm.

I'mma get you out of here.

I packed your things,
I'm gonna take you home.

Home? To my house?

No, darling.

Home to my house.

[Reginald] Need any help
bringing these bags inside, sister?

[Grandma] Oh, no, thank you, Reginald.

You've done enough already.

Running into you at the bus station
was a godsend.

I'm much obliged.

My pleasure.

I'll see you in church come Sunday?

Oh, you know you will.

Pleasure to make your acquaintance,
young man.

Welcome to Demopolis.

- Thank you, Reggie.
-[Reginald] Sister.

Wait.

Take them shoes off
before you walk on my good rug.

[Older Hero] Grandma was my mama's mama.

A tough lady with a big heart.

The kind that wouldn't hesitate
to give a spanking if you deserve it

or a big ol' hug if you needed it.

[Grandma] I reckon...

you'll be comfy here.

In your mama's old room.

We'll get you situated tomorrow.

I'm gonna make some hot chocolate.

Want some?

I'm gonna make some anyway,

in case you change your mind.

[thunder rumbling, raining]

[sniffing]

[announcer on tv] High tomorrow, 73.

Young man, what is wrong with you?

Sitting in here all by your lonesome.
It's nice out.

You want something to eat?

I just fried some wings.

Nobody turns down my wings.
I'm gonna make you a plate.

[clicks]

["Reach Out (I'll Be There)" playing]

[singing] Now if you feel
that you can't go on

Because all of your hope is gone

And your life is filled
with much confusion

Until happiness is just an illusion

And your world around is tumbling down

Darling...

Reach out

[Grandma] Reach out for me.

Reach on out for me

Reach out.

Come on, baby. Come on.

Reach out for me

Ha! I'll be there

With a love that will shelter you

[music stops]

[Grandma] Mmm!

What you waiting for?

Don't feel like eating.

And I don't feel like wasting
all this good food.

What, you think
I'm supposed to feel sorry for you?

Well, I don't.

Do I feel bad? Yeah. But not sorry.

Sometimes, whatever
the good Lord needs to teach us

comes in ways we don't see.

But it doesn't mean
we're not supposed to learn something.

Look here.

This was my baby.

I'd do anything
for her to be here right now.

But the Man Above
had another plan for her.

And whether it seems fair to me or not,
it doesn't matter.

Sometimes life isn't fair.

It's a hard lesson for folks to learn,

and most people
don't have to learn it this young.

But you do.

You hear me?

Come on now, baby,
you got to eat something.

- You like cake?
-[sighs]

Well, corn bread is basically cake.

[Grandma] Mmm-hmm.

Go on. Try it.

-[Grandma chuckles]
-["Dock of the Bay" playing]

Sitting in the morning sun

I'll be sitting when the evening comes

Watching the ships roll in

[knock at door]

Then I'll watch 'em roll way again, yeah

I'm sitting on the dock of the bay

Watching the tide roll away

What's his name?

It's a she.

Her name is something you can ponder.

-[piano playing]
-[Grandma humming]

Have you come up with a name
for your mouse yet?

Uh-huh.

Well, tell me.
Don't be keeping me in suspense.

Aisy.

Lazy?

Well, that mouse
is full of nothing but energy.

She runs all the time in that wheel.

Not "lazy." Daisy.

"Daisy." Oh.

- I like it.
-[wheel turning]

That's a perfect name for her.

Close your eyes, honey.

[upbeat music playing]

It's your thing
Do what you wanna do

I can't tell you who to sock it to

It's your thing

Do what you wanna do

I can't tell you who to sock it to

[Older Hero] And somehow, she did it.

- Little by little,
-[Grandma laughing]

With a tug here and a pull there,

she brought me out of my sadness.

Oh, you need love now

Just as bad as I do

But even though my own darkness
was being lifted,

there was another dark shadow
looming nearby.

Very nearby.

I didn't know it,
but I was about to meet my first witch.

Curses.

[coughing]

All right

Lord have mercy!

Raymond.

Raymond.

You call these fresh?

- But we just got them in.
- When? Last year?

Look at how yellow they are.

And those brown spots around the edges.

I'm not gonna waste good bacon drippings

on these shriveled-up weeds.

Can you get me some fresh greens
if you don't mind?

Yes, ma'am.
I'll see what we have in the back.

You do that.

Grandma, can I get these nails
to make Daisy a house?

- Hmm.
-[door chimes jingle]

Well, these aren't galvanized.

You have to use galvanized nails
so they won't rust.

But galvanized costs 35 cents more.

- Safety first.
- Yes, ma'am.

You cut yourself on a rusty nail,
you can get lockjaw.

Yes, ma'am.

And then I'd have to flush out your system

with liver oil, garlic juice,
Tabasco sauce.

You wouldn't want to
go through that now, would you?

No, ma'am.

Good. Remember, safety first.

[coughing]

[Older Hero] Grandma knew how to fix
all kinds of ailments.

She learned from her grandma
how to use herbs and potions

and strange incantations
to make sick people good as new.

Here in Alabama, where she grew up,
Grandma was known as a healer.

Galvanized.

-[dramatic music plays]
- Boy.

Boy.

Do you like sweets?

[hissing]

She is tame.

Very sweet.

[hissing]

[panting]

Give her a kiss.

-[Grandma coughing]
-[snake snarls]

-[Grandma] Young man.
-[Hero Boy gasps]

You want those nails,
you better come on...

[Grandma coughing]

Yes, Raymond, that's more like it.

- Grandma, I need to tell you something!
- Not now, son.

- But, Grandma...
- I thought you wanted those nails.

Forget it. Let's just go.

Yeah.

Let's just go.

[thunder rumbling]

[Grandma] Hey.

Son...

what were you trying to tell me

in the grocery store this morning?

You were shaking like a leaf.

Don't worry about that, Grandma.
I just want you to feel better.

I feel fine.

You just tell me
what you were trying to say.

Looked like you were
about to have a conniption fit.

[deep sigh]

I don't know what I saw.

It was a scary lady.

She called to me.

But when she did, when she talked,
her mouth...

Was she wearing gloves?

Long ones, up to her elbows?

Was she wearing a hat?

It looked like she had a towel
on her head or something.

And when she talked,
did her voice sound ugly and scratchy

like an outhouse door
swinging on a rusty hinge?

Oh.

I feared this was happening.

That lady you saw in the grocery store
was no lady.

What you saw...

was a witch.

A witch?

That's right.

A no-good, rotten, low-down,
sneaky, sneaky witch.

Okay. Okay.

Is this you and your church friends
trying to play a joke on me?

'Cause if it is, it's not very funny--

Listen, child.

Witches ain't nothing to joke about.

I've known children

who no longer exist
as children on this earth.

They were turned,

transformed,

-taken by witches.
-[gasps]

I can tell you about Alice Blue.

[Grandma] Well, Alice Blue
and I were best friends.

We lived across the street
from each other.

We were like sisters. Inseparable.

We did everything together,
even our chores.

But Alice was a lollygagger.

Alice, quit lollygagging, girl.
It's almost suppertime.

[steam hissing]

[Grandma] Alice did something
no child should ever do.

She took candy from a stranger.

I got so scared,

I tore out of there
like greased lightning,

and hightailed it straight home.

I never should have left Alice alone.

I knew I shouldn't have.

But I was so scared.

[Grandma] Later that night...

when I saw Alice alive...

I was as happy as a mouse
in a bucket of cheese.

But the very next morning,

all that happiness went away

because it happened.

[thunder rumbling]

She started turning.

[screams]

[grunting]

[Alice screaming]

[clucking]

[clucking]

Alice was chicken-afied. Chicken-alified.

Lordy!

Look at the size of that chicken.

Y'all seen where Alice run off to?

She's right...

there.

What you talking about, child?
Where'd she go?

[Grandma] I tried to explain what I saw,

but everybody was looking at me
like I was crazy.

Finally, I just shut up about it.

Although, I made it a point
to visit Alice in her coop every day.

[Alice clucking]

Hi, Alice.

Alice even laid eggs.

Big green ones.

Biggest green eggs I ever seen.

People said they were delicious.

- What about the witch?
- What about her?

- Did she go away?
- Oh, my, no.

Once a witch come into your life,
it never...

Never...

Oh, my, Lord in Heaven.

What am I thinking?
I just told you we saw a witch today.

A witch in the grocery store.

And what am I doing? Sitting here

like I'm blind in one eye
and can't see out the other,

wasting precious time lollygagging.

[Older Hero] Always wondered what Grandma
kept in that locked closet.

Turns out it was full of medicinal herbs
and elixirs,

and old books about ancient healing.

[stones clattering]

Now, my mom always said

Grandma was sort of a country-type healer.

But now I was starting to think
she might be a voodoo priestess.

Child, we need to leave.

- Leave?
- That's right, leave.

It's not safe for us here.

But where we gonna go?

[locks door]

I'll call my cousin, Eston.

Have him make a reservation for us

at the Grand Orleans
Imperial Island Hotel.

He was the executive chef
there for over 30 years.

He's got pull there. [soft chuckle]
He's a star.

His cooking put that hotel on the map.

It's the swankiest resort
in all of Alabama.

You'll be telling your grandkids
about your stay in this hotel.

[Hero Boy] How do you know
we'll be safe there?

Because, child,
ain't nothing but rich white folks

at the Grand Orleans
Imperial Island Hotel.

And witches only prey on the poor,
the overlooked,

the kids they think

nobody's gonna make a fuss
about if they go missing.

Go pack!

[thunder roaring]

[Hero Boy] Grandma, are there witches
in every city?

[Grandma] Every city, every state,
every country.

And there's a secret society of witches
in every country called a coven.

That's just like a Rotary Club
but for witches.

They all get together in one place
and gossip about who they put spells on,

or trade potion secrets, and whatnot.

But most important,

they receive orders
from the Grand High Witch.

- The Grand High Witch?
- The Grand High Witch, yeah.

She's the ruler of them all.

All-powerful, pure evil,
and without a stitch of mercy.

Yeah. Legend has it, she was hatched
on the frozen tundra of Norway.

Now, take a look at that.

What, you just gonna stand there
and stare at me all day?

Can I help you?

You can unload this car
while I check in to this here hotel.

Yes, ma'am.

- Here's the key.
-[key jingles]

Oh, and...

No.

You keep your money, ma'am.

And enjoy yourself.

I think I will.

[Older Hero] Grandma was right about
this hotel. It sure was fancy.

She brought us to the Gulf of Mexico
to get away from that witch.

But she had no idea

-what we were about to step into.
-[Daisy sniffing]

[softly] Be careful with the mouse.

-[Mr. Jenkins] No.
-[Mrs. Jenkins] For God's sake,

I think you're being
extremely unreasonable.

No, Deidre. For the last time,
I will not have that woman in my house.

- Oh, she's very good company.
-[Mr. Jenkins] Absolutely not, Deidre.

[Mrs. Jenkins] Oh, for God's sake,

Bruno, your face.

Obviously can't take you anywhere.

[woman] Here you are, ma'am.

[Grandma] Come on, we got our key.

We are in room 766.

[Hero Boy] Sounds like a good room.

[Grandma coughing]

- You okay, Grandma?
-[coughing]

That's the first time you coughed
since we left the house.

Can I help you, madam?

Oh! You must be Eston's cousins.

Yes, he insisted
that you stay in room 766.

That's the Magnolia.

This is one of our
most lovely junior suites.

And aren't you a lucky fella? Hmm?

It's not every day that a young gentleman
such as yourself is fortunate

to come and stay
in such a fine hotel as this now, is it?

Come on, Gatsby. Let's go.

Let's go find our room.

Would you like me to show you?
It's on the fourth floor.

-[Grandma] Hmm.
- Grandma, if we're on the fourth floor,

why is it number 7-6-6?

Because the man who built this hotel
was a numerologist.

He believed numbers have meaning.

I know a little something about numbers.

Seven and six together
means a test is coming.

Two sixes mean abundance.

So, it look like
a big test might be coming.

Well, hello there.

The Grand Orleans Imperial Island Hotel

welcomes you and your lovely group
of benefactresses.

I would just like to say that we applaud
your innumerable philanthropic...

-acts and...
-[purring]

And um...

I'm sorry, madam,

but the hotel has
a very strict no-pet policy.

You seem like the sort of man
who loves a precious.

Don't you, Mr...

Stringer. R. J. Stringer III.
Hotel Manager.

Thank you for making an exception,

- Mr. R. J. The Hotel Manager.
- Stringer.

Yes, but I haven't yet...
But I didn't agree...

So, tell me something, Mr...

- Stringy?
- Stringer.

Hotel man.

- Manager.
- The third.

- Yeah.
- I know you love kitties.

-[cat snarling]
-[chuckles]

But what do you think of...

mice?

Mice?

Yeah. Mice.

What would you do if there were mice

running all around in this hotel?

Well, I can assure you, madam,

there would never be any mice--

Ah, ta, tat, tat, tat, tah.
But if there were? Hypothetically?

Oh, hypothetically.

Yes, I suppose, well, I would...

I would call the exterminator.

Exactly!

You see, girls?

He would call the exterminator!

Just like any normal human
with his head screwed on right,

he would exterminate those brats.

Uh, rats.

We would exterminate the rats.

[Grandma] Evil.

There's no other way to describe them.

Pure, unvarnished evil.
That's what witches are.

[thunder cracking]

[Grandma coughing]

Now, you see this here cough of mine?
It was likely brought on by a witch.

Probably that one
you saw in the grocery store.

Really? A witch can make you cough?

Oh, you bet your sweet patootie they can.

Grandma, how can you tell a real witch
from a normal lady?

Well, first of all,
witches aren't really women at all.

They're demons in human shape.

That's why if you look closely at a witch,

you'll notice the corners of her mouth
is elongated,

stretching almost up to her ears,

and that's usually hidden
with pancake makeup.

And a real witch always wears gloves.
Always.

Because a real witch doesn't have hands.
She's got claws.

[Hero Boy] Claws?

[thunder cracking]

And they don't have toes. Ooh.

Their ugly feet look like
their toes got chopped off with an axe.

And all witches are bald.

As bald as a boiled egg.

So they wear wigs,
and it gives them nasty sores.

"Wig rash," the witches call it.

Hmm, and it makes them crazy.

So, gloves,

wigs. Is that everything?

Nose-holes.

- Nose-holes?
- Yeah. Nostrils.

Nose-holes.

Witches have larger nose-holes
than normal people.

When they need to sniff out a child,

those nose-holes can grow out
as big as eight inches in diameter.

But, mind you,
children smell horrible to witches.

- Even if the kid just had a bath?
-[chuckles]

That makes it worse.

A freshly clean kid
smells like dog poop to a witch.

- Dog poop?
- That's right.

And the cleaner the kid,
the poopier he smells to a witch.

Maybe I should stop taking baths.

Child, don't test me.

Can a witch come in here
and get us while we sleep?

No.

Not at all.

Witches never do silly things like

climbing drainpipes
or breaking into people's houses.

Besides, they have no idea where we are.

Okay, but I'm still a little scared.

Over here, come on, little man.

There we go.

[grunts]

Get some sleep.

[thunder breaking]

Hmm?

Really?

[grunts]

Mmm.

[thunder breaking]

[children shouting]

[Older Hero] The next morning,
the sun was shining

and the air was crisp and clear.

I kept quiet as a mouse
so Grandma could sleep in,

and I took it upon myself
to order her some room service breakfast.

[Grandma] Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Here's your breakfast, Grandma.

Scrambled eggs, chicken fried steak,
hominy grits, pecan sticky buns,

rhubarb strawberry jam,
and a pitcher of sweet iced tea with mint.

Oh, that sure smells special.

Oh, mercy, I slept in late.

Phew.

Well, thank you
for ordering me breakfast, darling.

I gave the room service guy
a half a dollar tip.

- Was that okay?
- That's mighty gentlemanly of you.

[coughing]

- Grandma, are you okay?
- I'm fine. Just a little tickle.

Grab Grandma that glass of tea.

And listen,
Grandma's gonna take it easy today.

But I want you to get outside
and run around.

Go down to the water. Have fun.

I was thinking
I would do some training with Daisy.

Oh! Well, take her with.

Just don't let her
get too close to the water.

I wouldn't want some big old sea snake
to grab ahold of her.

Sea snake?

I'm just joshing.
There ain't no sea snakes.

- You go on now. Have fun.
-[toast scraping]

And don't worry about me. I'm fine.

[Older Hero] Even though I knew
Grandma was kidding about the sea snakes,

I didn't wanna take any chances,
so we stayed inside.

And wouldn't you know,

we came upon the big ballroom
where it turns out

-the International Society
-[Daisy squeaking]

For the Prevention of Cruelty
to Children folks

were gonna have their conference.

[creaking]

[Bruno] Hey!

You there!

And what are you doing?

- Breaking and entering?
- Looking for a quiet spot.

- For what?
- Training.

Training what? [munching]

[Bruno] Cool. Super. What's his name?

It's a she. And her name is Daisy.

- Can I hold her?
-[Daisy squeaking]

She's not too comfortable
around strangers.

Can she do any tricks or anything?

We were just about to do some training.
Wanna watch?

What time is it?

A nice lady told me
to meet her here at 12:25.

She said she would give me
six bars of Swiss chocolate.

- What's your name? I'm...
- Bruno Jenkins!

I've been looking for you everywhere,
young man.

Your father is furious.

Hello, Mother. This is my new friend.

Nice to meet you.

Look at your hands, they're filthy!

Look at your shirt! It's a complete mess!

- Come with me.
-[Bruno] Ow!

What have you been doing?
Running around in a sausage factory?

[creaking]

[Older Hero] The room
was completely empty.

A perfect place for me and Daisy
to do our training.

And I figured,

if all the Prevention of Cruelty
to Children people showed up,

they would probably look kindly
on a young mouse trainer

who was just going about his business.

[thuds]

Jeez, that scared the crap out of me.

So, here we are.

Here is the I. Grand Imperial Ballroom

-or Le Salon Grande, as we call it.
-[sniffing]

Well, actually we call it the Mural Room
because of all these beautiful murals--

I was told there is only one door
in and out, yeah?

Yeah. Yes.

There's only that door there, in and out,
and which, of course,

does not make the fire marshal very happy,
so don't you go starting any fires.

[Grand High Witch] This room will do.

[Mr. Stringer] Right, so...

[feet thudding]

Yeah, so if there's any...
Is there anything else

-that you ladies--
- No.

-[Mr. Stringer] No?
- Bye-bye.

[Mr. Stringer] Oh, all right.

[sniffing]

[door closes]

[Grand High Witch] Saoirse,
secure the room!

Okay, you so-called ladies.

Prepare for removal.

-[softly] Wake up.
-[snake hisses]

[hisses]

[sniffling]

[sniffling]

[grunts]

[Grand High Witch] Okay,
you trussed-up succubines,

you may remove your gloves.

You may remove your shoes.

And...

you may remove your wigs!

[sighs in relief]

[softly] They're all witches.

[Older Hero] My blood ran cold
as I started to get real scared.

Here I was, trapped in a room
with a bunch of bald-headed witches!

- And the mean one, the bald-head honcho
-[scratching]

Who was standing right above me,

the one who was giving all the orders,

-as soon as I got a good look at her,
-[worm squidges]

I knew instantly who she had to be.

[chomps]

She's the Grand High Witch.

[growling]

[hoarse voice] Witches.

- Witches.
-[all gasping]

You are a heap

of good-for-nothing worms!

[murmuring]

This morning,

I'm having my breakfast

and I'm looking out the window,
at the beach,

and what am I seeing? Hmm?

[distorted voice] What am I seeing?

I'm seeing dozens...

I'm seeing hundreds...

I'm seeing hundreds
of repulsive little brats

playing in the sand,

and it's putting me right off my food!

[all gasping]

[Grand High Witch] So...

Here are my orders.

I want every child in the world...

rubbed out!

Squashed, squirted and frittered!

Your Excellency, do you have a plan?

How can we possibly wipe out every child--

[electricity cracking]

[all muttering and gasping]

[hissing]

That was actually a good question.

Insubordinate, but a good question.

[sighs] Of course I have a plan.

I want each of you
to return to your pathetic little town

and open...

[deep sigh]

A candy store.

And in this store you will sell

only the highest quality, tastiest candy.

Now, you're probably wondering,

"Where do I get the money
to buy a candy shop?"

Well, I have thought of that, too.

In my room, room number 666,

I have a steamer trunk
filled with brand-new, crisp $100 bills!

Room 666.

- Remember that room number 666
-[Daisy squeaking]

And your shops will sell
only the highest quality, tastiest candy.

And...

[witches muttering and gasping]

We use Formula Number 86
Delayed Action Mouse Maker!

[all] Ooh!

One drop of Mouse Maker
in a piece of candy

will transform a dirty little child
into a mouse in one hour!

[all] Ah!

Two drops will transform
the disgusting little brat in 30 minutes.

And three drops is instantaneous.

An instant mouse!

- Oh.
-[clapping]

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh. Tut-tut-tut.

Shush, shush, shush, shush.

Shut up.

So, less than an hour ago,

I found a repulsive smelly little boy
in the lobby

and I gave him an outrageously expensive
bar of Swiss chocolate.

A chocolate bar
that was laced with one drop

-of my Number 86...
- Oh, no.

-...Delayed Action Mouse Maker potion!
- Bruno.

And I told the greedy little brat
to meet me here at 12:25.

So in less than ten minutes,

all you pathetic witches
will see what a true genius I am!

Genius! Genius! Genius!

[cackling]

[chanting] Genius.

Quiet!

[sniffing]

[clock ticking]

[sniffing]

[clock ticking]

-[bang on door]
-[Bruno] Where's my chocolate?

It's the greedy little cretin.

- Quick! Put on your wigs!
- Hey, are you in there?

Welcome, you...

fine, handsome man.

We've been waiting.

[Grand High Witch] Darling boy.

I have your chocolate for you.

[whistles]

[Bruno] You promised me
six bars of chocolate.

I only see one in your hand.

Hmm.

You see, ladies,

not only is he fat and stupid,
but greedy, too.

-[all chuckling]
-[Grand High Witch] Mmm.

[hissing]

[all gasping]

That's right, little man.

Here is your delicious chocolate.

Come and get it. Come and get it.

Get ready, girls.

Ten seconds.

Give me my chocolate. Give it to me.

It's right here, my darling.

Daisy, what do we do?

Give me. Give me.

Five seconds.

Give me my chocolate. Give it to me.

Three...

- Give me it. Give me. Give me!
- Two...

One...

[thuds]

[Grand High Witch] Ignition!

[all cackling]

[all murmuring]

[hissing]

[gasps]

That smelly brat,

that horrid louse,

has been transformed...

[Zelda] She's done it. She's a genius.

[Grand High Witch]...into a lovely
little mouse!

[chuckles]

What's the big idea?

Where's my chocolate?

Squish him!

Whoa!

Squish him! Kill him!

[panting]

[Grand High Witch] He's right there.

They turned Bruno into a mouse
and now they're trying to squish him.

I'll fetch him.

Did you just talk?

[witches yelling]

It's a swarm! They're everywhere!

[witch] Get him. Where is he? Where is he?

[Bruno yelling]

[Daisy grunting]

Gosh! You're a giant. Why are you so big?

I'm not big. You're little. I'm normal.

How can I be little?

Because you're a mouse.

A witch put a spell on you.

Witch? What witch?

Aha! I knew it!

Dog dropping!

-[Hero Boy] Help!
-[Grand High Witch] Grab him.

-[Hero Boy] Help! Help me!
-[Grand High Witch] Hold him down.

- Flip him. Gag position.
- Help! Help!

Open his trap. Open it.

-[Hero Boy grunts]
-[Grand High Witch] Okay.

That's how you wanna play,

we'll play the Shakespeare way.

One drop...

-[hissing]
-[Hero Boy grunts]

Two...

[grunting]

Blast off.

[Grand High Witch] Yes! Yes!

Yes

[yelling]

[hissing]

[deep sigh]

[gasping]

Aren't you a cute little mouse?

[yelling]

[Grand High Witch] Who has the mallet?

- Here! Here!
- Get the mallet.

Where's the mallet?

I'm not afraid of nothing.

[Grand High Witch] I have him.
Where's the mallet?

[Grand High Witch] Come on.
Give it to me. Give it to me.

-[bites]
-[screaming]

-[cracks]
-[screaming]

[Hero Boy] Run, Bruno, run!

So, you're a mouse, too?

- Now I've got you.
-[Bruno yelling]

[panting]

Four legs, Bruno.

Four legs.

[Bruno panting]

Rats! A dead end!

[gasps] Run, Bruno, run!

[Bruno panting] No!

[screaming]

[crying]

[all yelling]

[Hero Boy grunts]

[Daisy] Ow! My back.

What happened to us?

Why are we mouses?

-"Mice."
- Whatever.

There's a convention of witches
here in the hotel,

and they have an evil potion.

- They put it in your chocolate.
- My chocolate? Crikey!

They always spike the chocolate.
It's standard evil witch procedure.

- Wait. You were a kid, too?
- A girl.

Do I look like a baby goat to you?

[bleating]

Nope, a mouse.

What are we going to do?

I don't want to be a mouse.

I like being a portly little kid.

- Child.
- Whatever.

All right, we have to find my grandma.
She knows everything about witches.

She'll know what to do. Come on.

[men shouting]

Two crab salads. What are you doing?

Wow, look at all that lovely food.

Okay, here's what we do.

You see that vent?

[Hero Boy] I bet that'll get us
to the lobby. Let's go.

Pick that up. That's white truffle.

[chef] Do you have any idea
how much white truffle costs?

Wipe it off and put it in the sauce.

What is this? You call that puffed?

Let's get some more hands in here.

[Daisy] So, now what?

Look, all we need to do
is make our way to the elevator,

then up to the fourth floor.

Come on.

[grunts] Hey, a little help.

[all grunt]

Crikey.

-[Daisy] Hurry up.
-[Hero Boy] This way.

[Bruno gasps]

[elevator dings]

I just realized something, y'all.

How exactly do we reach the button
for the fourth floor?

- Floor?
- Four, please.

Come on.

[Hero Boy] There's my room, 766. This way.

[Hero Boy grunts]

-[Hero Boy grunts]
-[sighs]

She's never going to hear us.

[Hero Boy gasps] A doorbell.

Come on.

[grunts]

Crikey!

All right. We make a human ladder.

[Bruno] You mean a mouse ladder?

Right, a mouse ladder.

[grunting]

Ow! Ow.

[grunting]

I got... I got...

[Bruno grunting]

I got it!

[Daisy screaming]

Help me!

Great balls of fire, don't let me fall!

[Hero Boy grunts]

[panting]

Follow me, boys.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Mice!

Mice! Mice!

They everywhere!

[maid screaming]

[gasps]

Grandma, it's me.
Grandma, it's me, your grandson.

My grand...

Is that you, boy?

Yes, Grandma, it's me.

Oh... Oh.

- Is it really you?
- It's really me.

- What happened?
- It was the Grand High Witch.

The Grand High Witch?
Oh, Lord, not the Grand High Witch.

Yes. She mouse-afied me.

And the whole hotel is full of witches.

They're having a witch convention
or something.

You been through so much,
you don't need this.

Grandma's so, so sorry.

Grandma, please get off the floor
and put me on the coffee table.

- How do I do that?
- Pick me up.

- Pick you up?
- Yeah, just like I pick up Daisy.

Right.

I can't believe this happened to you.

Believe me, things could be a lot worse.

They could?

Oh, Grandma, by the way,
this is my friend, Bruno Jenkins.

He's now a mouse, too,

but he used to be
a chubby, little English kid.

You could've just stopped at,
"This is my friend, Bruno."

I'm so sorry, Bruno.

Those nasty, evil witches
got you too, huh?

Yes. They got me good and proper.
It's been an awful day.

- Anybody else hungry?
-[Daisy] Ahem.

Oh, and Daisy used to be a kid...
A girl, too.

[Grandma] Why didn't you say
something before, darling?

Because it can be very dangerous
for a mouse to talk.

Most people don't understand,
and they get scared.

I almost said something the other night
when you told the story

about Alice Blue
getting turned into a chicken,

but I thought better of it.

So, some wicked, evil witch
mouse-afied you.

Yes, ma'am, four months ago.

On the very same afternoon
I ran away from the orphanage.

Well, what happened was, a kind lady...
Well, I thought she was kind.

Anyway, she offered me a chocolate bar,
and before I knew it, poof!

I was transformed.

Then, faster than a hot knife
cuts through butter,

a panhandler scoops me up
and sells me to a pet store

so he could buy food.

Yum!

I'm so sorry, Daisy.

- Mary. My real name is Mary.
- Mary. That's a pretty name.

Excuse me. All this talk about food
is making me really hungry.

Can I have one of those grapes?

So, it was the Grand High Witch,
and she's in this very hotel?

We got to do something to turn you back.
Make this right.

The Grand High Witch
has a room full of potion.

And she's gonna use it to turn
every kid in the world into a mouse.

- We have to help them.
-[doorbell rings]

- Who is it?
-[man] Hotel maintenance.

[whispering] Quick, hide.

Here. Hop in my knitting tote.

Keep your heads down.

Yes.

I'm sorry to bother you, ma'am,

but we got a report
of a possible rodent infestation.

Rodent infestation?
In a hotel this expensive?

That's crazier than a hog
on slaughter day.

Yes, ma'am. It's probably nothing.

The maid who said she saw the rodents
has a tendency to be a bit high-strung.

But to be on the safe side,
I thought I'd lay these here traps,

-if you don't mind.
- Okay.

- We put them in all the rooms.
- Mmm-hmm.

Just to be safe.

So, uh, what are they? Mice?

Oh, no, ma'am.

Maid said she saw
a swarm of huge, ugly rats.

At least a dozen of them.

Goodness, a dozen?

Well, it's like I said,

she has a tendency
to be a bit high-strung. [chuckles]

[grunts]

Fresh Wisconsin cheddar.

Drives them rodents plumb crazy.

They can't resist it.

[Bruno] Mmm... Ow!

Anyway, you hear
any of these traps start snapping,

[snaps finger] give me a call.

I sure will.

That's right.

Don't you know anything?
Grapes can hurt a mouse.

[Grandma] All right, you three.
You stay away from those traps, you hear?

If we could just get our hands
on some of that potion,

I might be able to reverse-engineer it.

Make it a potion
that turns mice into children.

I always travel
with my anti-hex herbs and salts.

But whoever knows
where that wicked, evil witch is.

We do. She's in room 666.

We heard her tell all those witches

to meet her in room 666
right after dinner.

And we're in room 766.
Room 666 is right below us.

Good Lord!

That evil sorceress
is living right beneath us?

Yes. And here's what we do.

We wait for the Grand High Witch
to leave her room,

then we use Grandma's knitting wool

as a rope to lower me down
to the Grand High Witch's balcony.

I grab a bottle of potion,

Grandma hoists me back up,
she reverses the spell,

and ta-da, we're kids again.

Young man, you think all that up just now?

Popped right into my head.

[kids yelling in delight]

[spits]

[coughing]

[Grand High Witch] Vile, filthy brats.

You make me puke!

Oh, Hades, it's getting so bad,

I can't even enjoy a glass of wormwood.

- She's the Grand High Witch, all right.
-[both grunt]

[deep sigh]

Grandma, that's the potion.
She's keeping it on ice.

[softly] Yeah, it's exactly what we need.

[Grand High Witch] Hades, come.

We are late for tea.

[Hades snarls]

Teatime. Perfect.

Now look, all we need
is one bottle of potion.

So grab one as fast as you can
and hurry on back.

No telling when that monster
is fixing to return.

I know you're likely scared, baby.

I'm not scared, Grandma.

I don't know why,

but ever since I was turned
into a small mouse,

little things don't scare me anymore.

Okay. Hold on tight.

[sniffs]

[Hero Boy grunts]

[grunts]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunts]

[door unlocks]

[Hero Boy gasps]

-[liquid sloshing]
-[panting]

[Hades snarls]

[Grand High Witch] I can't believe

they won't let my precious
into the dining room.

This fleabag, roach-trap hotel
discriminates against everything.

Money. Money, money, money.

Oh, Hades,

why, in this disgusting human world,
do you need money for everything?

-[sighs]
-[key rattling]

[sighs, coughs]

[sighs]

Disgusting, filthy lucre.

[sighs]

[locking]

[key jangles]

[sniffles]

[crying]

[blowing]

[panting]

[Daisy] He's ready.

[grunting]

[gasps]

[both gasp]

Well, well, well, well.

Why is this wool here, I wonder?

Oh. [soft chuckle] Hello.

I just dropped my knitting
over the balcony.

But it's all right.

Thank goodness I still have
a hold of it on this end.

Well, I'm just gonna go ahead on and...
And pull it on up.

I'll be out of your way.

-[Grandma] Let go.
-[trembling]

I know you.

Me?

I don't think so.

I have seen you before.
I remember your face.

You mighta seen me in the lobby, maybe.

No, no, no, no, no. Not in the lobby.

- I remember you from--
-[doorbell rings]

What? Who is it?

It's Mr. Stringer III, Hotel Manager.

Curses!

[Mr. Stringer] You want me to remove
the children from the beach?

[Grand High Witch] I want them removed.

[Mr. Stringer] Well, I'll...
I'll see what I can do.

Madam, I procured this for you today.
I thought you might like it.

It's a kitty carrier.

And I thought you could put
your feline friend in there

and you can transport him
all over the hotel,

including the dining room.

Thought you might like that.

[children screaming in distance]

Well...

let me tell you something,
Mr. Cat-Cage-Procurer.

I will never, ever
allow my precious puss to be...

-[Hades snarls]
-[Grand High Witch scoffs]

- Well, look at that. He likes it in there.
-[grunts]

Oh, madam, I almost forgot.

Regarding your ladies' dinner
this evening,

we have neglected to select a soup.

Now, there are two choices.

One is our Cajun spice crab Creole,

and the other one
is our plantation kitchen split pea.

[deep sigh] Which one is cheaper?

Well, madam, I'm sure you will appreciate
that the crab is fresh and it is--

-[yells] Which one?
-[grunts]

[sighs]

Plantation kitchen split pea.
That's the one.

Then we will have the split pea soup.

Yes, madam.

And...

no garlic in the soup.

- No what?
- Garlic.

No garlic?

Did I stutter?

No garlic.

My women

all suffer from a selective
food avoidance disorder.

Picky eaters.

Yes, madam. As you wish.

- I will inform the chef.
- You do that.

- I'll let myself out.
- You do that.

Well, my precious,

since you enjoy
being in that cage so much,

-you can stay in it!
-[snarls]

Traitor!

[Grandma] Mouse Maker potion.

A drop of hyssop.

[slight sizzle]

A smidgen of mugwort.

And now, a dash of healing water,
straight from Lourdes.

This is the most powerful
healing water there is.

Okay.

Now let's all join hands
and bow our heads.

[Grandma] Well, I'll be...

Not much more to say than that. [sighs]

We had to try something, kids.

This witch's power

is far greater
than my little home remedies.

Evil power.

[Grandma] And strong.

Much stronger than me.

Please don't cry, Grandma. It'll be okay.

I'm sorry, children.

It's not your fault, Grandma.
Sometimes things just happen.

Yeah, they do.

I actually don't mind being a mouse.

I get to hang out
with my new friends all day,

don't have to go to school anymore,
and I don't have to learn how to drive,

which means
I'll never get into an accident.

Oh, child. Come here.

Grandma, will you still take care of me?
Even if I stay a mouse?

Of course I will, darling.
Doesn't matter who you are

or what you look like,
so long as somebody loves you.

And I always will.

[kisses]

What about my friends? Can they stay, too?

Well, of course.

If they want to,

but don't forget,
they all have loved ones who miss them.

I'm not so sure about that.

Don't be a fool. I'm sure they love you.

My mother thinks I'm clumsy,

and my father complains
that I'm always hungry.

Well, maybe this will help them love you
for who you are, not for who you ain't.

You're fortunate to have parents, Bruno.

Some of us don't.

But we're gonna be okay.

We have Grandma,
and she'll always be our family.

And for that we are very blessed.

But what I wanna know is why are we
standing around here lollygagging?

How are we gonna stop
those horrible witches

from turning more children into mice?

She's right. We got to do something.

I know what we'll do.

I sneak into the kitchen
with the Number 86 Mouse Maker,

then I slip the potion
into the witches' pea soup

and turn them all into mice.

Are you sure about this, little man?

This sounds like it could be
a very dangerous and scary mission.

Trust me, Grandma, I can handle it.

I'll meet you in the lobby bar.
Bruno and Daisy know which vent.

Be careful, darling.

I will, Grandma.

[panting]

[soft piano music playing]

[Chef] Hurry up there!

- The pea soup is ready.
-[Sous Chef] Pea soup ready.

[Chef] No garlic.

[Sous Chef] I got the soup,
no garlic, Chef, coming right up.

[Chef] Where are my prawns?

This is not a prawn, this is a shrimp.

You don't know the difference
between a shrimp and a prawn?

Count the pincers. Un, deux. One, two.

Let's start ladling out that soup.

Come on, you people.

[Sous Chef] Yes, Chef.

[grunts]

[Chef] What are you doing, huh?

[Prawn Chef] I'm getting the prawns ready.

[Chef] Don't tell me that's a prawn.

- I'm a crustacean expert.
-[Prawn Chef] This is a prawn.

[Chef] I've been sautéing prawns
for 30 years and I only use butter.

-[Prawn Chef] Only butter?
- Never oil.

I don't give a damn about
what nutritionists say.

They are the ruination of cuisine.

Always butter, butter only.

[Chef speaking French]

[Hero Boy grunting]

[Chef continues speaking French]
Where are my prawns?

[Chef] Who do I have to...
to get some prawns around here?

Let's start ladling out that soup.

Yes, Chef.

Are you crying?

There's no crying in my kitchen.

[Sous Chef] Chef, this soup needs
some garlic.

Absolutely no garlic. Stringer's orders.

Grease fire.

We got fire blankets under those sinks.

Are those my prawns that just exploded?

Forget the prawn,
just throw some shrimp in there.

You idiots don't know how...

[chuckling]

[Chef] Someone get me a sharp knife
so that I can kill myself.

[grunts]

Somebody call an exterminator.

Look, there's my mother and father.

- That's your mother and father?
- As I live and breathe.

Bruno, I think it's time
to say hello to your parents.

Are you mad? Right here in the bar?

There's no time like the present.

[piano music playing]

[Grandma clears throat]

Excuse me, are you Mr. and Mrs. Jenkins?

Can we help you?

I'm afraid I have some,
well, strange news about your son, Bruno.

What about Bruno? Where is he?

Maybe we can go somewhere
a bit more private.

[Mr. Jenkins] Private?
Why do we have to be private?

It's not an easy thing for him to explain.

He'd be much more comfortable
we all went up to your room.

No, no, look here, madam,

I'm perfectly comfortable
exactly where I am.

So either you tell me
where I can find Bruno

or you just leave us alone now.

Well...

- Got him right here.
-[screaming]

That's a mouse! A mouse!

What in God's name is wrong with you?
Get that filthy rodent out of here!

No, no, no, no. This is Bruno.

Bruno, say something to them.

"Say something"? Are you insane?

Get away from us
before I call the manager.

Quit all this hollering.
This is your son, Bruno.

- Manager! Someone get me the manager.
-[Mrs. Jenkins screaming]

This woman has just scared my wife
half to death.

She's walking around
with rats in her handbag.

Bruno, why didn't you say something?

My father hates it
when I talk with my mouth full.

[Hero Boy] Psst! Grandma.

Down here.

There you are. Thank the Lord.

-[Daisy] So, how'd it go?
- Soup is on.

Look! The pea soup.

[waiter] Here we are, garlic free.

Excuse me, madam,
may I have a word with you?

Please, this way.

Just over here.

Um...

You wouldn't happen
to be carrying around a mouse

on your person, now would you?

- A mouse?
- Mmm-hmm.

Why on earth
would I be carrying around a mouse?

Does this have anything to do
with all the rat traps

-being set up all over this hotel?
- Rat traps?

Is this your pathetic idea
of a smoke screen?

Accusing your guests
of carrying around mice

to hide the fact that this hotel
has a mouse infestation.

- No... [shushing] What?
- I'll tell you this.

For what this hotel is costing me,
I better not see a single mouse.

Not even a tiny, cute one.

Yes, madam. I'm so...

My mistake. I'm sorry.

Luther.

Would you please show this lady
to our finest table?

Certainly. This way.

Apologies, madam,

- I... It's just...
-[Grandma] Hmm.

Our finest table, madam.

Oh, thank you, Luther. I'm sure your
finest table in this lovely establishment

is this one right here
next to the kitchen.

I always prefer a table near the exit
so I can get out fast.

-[Luther] Of course.
- Hmm.

[footsteps approaching]

[Bruno grunts]

[Hero Boy whispering] Check it out.

They love the soup.

[Luther] Have you decided?

Uh, yes, I think I'll have the jambalaya.

Excellent.
And would you like something to start?

Mmm...

Well, that pea soup
those fancy ladies are eating looks good.

I'll have that.

I'm sorry. That soup is reserved

strictly for that group
of lady guests only.

If I may, that large party
suffers from a severe garlic allergy.

So they have requested their soup
be prepared garlic free.

It is very bland. Practically inedible.

[all slurping]

[Grandma] I see.

That sounds disgusting.

May I suggest the Cajun spice crab Creole?
It's one of our signature dishes.

[Grandma] Sounds...

[Luther] Yes?

The... The shrimp Creole will be fine.

You mean the crab Creole?

Yes, yes, the crab Creole.

[Luther] Very good.

Keep your heads down, we got company.

Pigtails.

I'm sorry?

Pigtails.

You wore pigtails.

Do I know you?

[spoons clinking]

Many years ago, in a shabby little town.

A shabby little town
right here in Alabama.

You wore pigtails.

And you got away from me.

Remember?

But I got

that horrid little friend of yours.

Remember...

[gagging]

[clucking]

-[chuckling]
-[Hero Boy] Quick, mouse ladder.

[Hero Boy grunts]

It was you.

You were the filthy witch
who turned Alice. [coughing]

Aw...

That's a nasty...

[grunting]

[yelling]

[sizzling]

-[all screaming]
-[mouse screeching]

[sizzling]

[screaming]

What are you doing?

[squeaking]

Grandma, look.

[Daisy and Bruno laughing]

Attaboy.

[witches yelling]

[grunting]

[people screaming]

[all chuckling] High five, baby!

That's some serious ratification.

[squeals]

[people screaming]

Oh, my God! It's on my leg!

Whoo! Lordy, hell's a-popping. [chuckles]

[screaming]

Come here, you nasty critter...

[yelling]

-[squeaking]
-[grunting]

[Mr. Stringer] Get it off!
Get it off! Get it off!

Come on, kids. It's time to skedaddle.

Somebody call the exterminator!

[keys jingling]

[door unlocks]

[Grandma] Good job.

Ooh, ooh...

Look at all this potion.

Kids, we got to grab every bottle.

Hey, Grandma, what about him?

[snarling]

I'll call the manager to let him out
once we out of here.

Oh, I dropped some.

I'll get it, Grandma.

[Hero Boy grunting]

[sniffs] Oh, that cheese smells
awfully good.

[all gasp]

[Bruno gasps]

[rummaging]

[bottles clinking]

[whimpering]

[bottles clinking]

-[smashes]
-[grunts]

-[Grandma sighs]
-[breaks]

Look what you made me do.

You think you're so clever,
breaking into my room with a stolen key?

But everyone knows
they keep a spare key at the front desk.

We'll never let you get away
with your filthy, evil plot.

Oh, no? Who's gonna stop me?

- A feeble, stupid, sick woman like you?
-[coughing]

[soft chuckles]

Oh, you think that's funny?

Not that.

See, I was just thinking.

Pretty soon, you not gonna
be able to do much of nothing.

And why is that,
brave, little, soon-to-be-dead woman?

The pea soup.

The pea soup...

No... No...

No...

[chuckling]

You stupid fool.

I did not drink the pea soup.

If you recall...

I was interrupted. [snarling]

Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
[whispering]

[Grand High Witch] Well, well, well.

-[Hero Boy grunts]
- Let me see.

I think I will reach into your chest

and rip out
your withered, shriveled heart,

and squeeze it until it bursts.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

All your butt-ugly witch-talk
don't scare me one bit.

It should,

considering the last thing
you will ever see is my snickering face.

I believe with every fiber of my being...

that in the end,

love will always triumph
over hatred and evil.

Is that so?

You may have turned Alice and my grandson,

but I will make sure
you never turn another child.

So help me, God.

Now!

[yelling]

[deep gasp]

[Hero Boy grunts]

[breath quivering]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[squeaking]

[Hero Boy grunts]

[both whimper]

[both grunt]

-[Grand High Witch screeches]
-[gasps]

- You stupid rat! Look what you've done!
-[all screaming]

Run!

Look what you've done! [screaming]

You stupid rodents!

Get back here!

[traps snapping]

You filthy pests.

-[Bruno] Yum.
- Parasites.

Kid, I'm gonna get you,
you putrid varmints.

[Grand High Witch screaming]

[Bruno yells]

Now I've got you!

What?

I'm done listening to your trash talk.

What is this?

[grunts]

You fool. Let me out.

Let me out! Let me out! Let me out!

[grunting]

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

I will rip out your tongues.

Stupid mice.

[Daisy] The witch in a bottle...

-[Grand High Witch] Let me out.
- Witch in a bottle...

Let me out of this stupid fish bowl.

[Hero Boy] Hey, Grandma,
this is the key to that big trunk.

That's my key. That's my key.
That's my key, you pea-brain brat.

- You pea-brain parasites.
- Come on, guys.

Nah, nah... [blowing raspberry]

Put your tongue back in your mouth,
you filthy sewer guttersnipes.

-[Grand High Witch] What are you doing?
- Whoo!

[Grand High Witch] What are you doing?
That is mine. That's mine.

You idiots. You scoundrels.

That is a lot of bacon.

- Lettuce.
- Dough.

Hey, you're making me terribly hungry.

No, get your hands off of that,
that's mine!

Get your filthy paws off my filthy lucre.

I'll poke out your beady eyes.
What are you looking at?

What's that, Grandma?

It's a list of names and addresses
of every witch in the world.

Wow!

With that list and that money
and all this potion,

we could turn every witch in the world
into rats.

Excellent!

[Grand High Witch] I'll cut off your tails
with rusty scissors.

I'll clip your ears with toenail clippers.

I'll poke out your beady eyes.

I'll get you for this!

All right, kiddies, one hop.
We got work to do.

[Hades meowing]

I almost forgot.

Huh?

No, no, no, don't do that.

What are you doing? [trembling]

Hades.

Good pussy.

- You are a good pussy cat.
-[snarling]

Nice kitty.

-[Grandma] You two have fun now.
- Nice kitty.

You stupid, mangy fleabag. Precious.

Put the books back.

Stay back, you stupid, precious...

No! Hades.

Hades, precious, remember who feeds you.

No, don't think about food.

-[Grand High Witch screaming]
-[Hades screeches]

[Hades mewing]

Grandma, you hear that?

I don't know what you're talking about.
I didn't hear a thing.

Oh! Well, thank you kindly.

And one for you.

[Older Hero] The next morning,
we were feeling joyful and triumphant.

As a matter of fact, Grandma was so happy,

she was spreading her joy
to the entire hotel staff.

Thank you kindly for everything.

One for you.

And one for you.

Thank you, ma'am.

[Older Hero] Bruno tried to explain
the situation to his mom.

Hello, Mother.

I'm now a mouse.

[screaming]

It's a mouse!

But it turned out Mr. and Mrs. Jenkins
weren't really mouse people.

So we decided it would be best

if Bruno came to stay with me,
Grandma and Daisy.

[Bruno, Daisy and Hero Boy whooping]

[all screaming in excitement]

[Bruno] Faster, faster!

[all laughing]

[all] Whoa!

[Bruno] Here we go!

You did it!

[Daisy] It's wind!

Whee!

Cool!

[Daisy] How's my hair look? How's my hair?

Whoo-hoo!

[Daisy] Whoo-hoo!

Let's go again, y'all.

[Bruno] This time I sit in the front.

Grandma, I love being a mouse.

Oh, I believe you do.

But you wanna know something weird?
I still feel just like a boy.

But you are, darling.

Life changes all of us.
I mean, look at me.

I'm getting on up in the years,
but I still feel like a girl.

And I still feel like a boy.

See?

You get it.

Never give up what you are inside.

When I look at you,
I don't see whiskers and a pink nose.

I just see your eyes.

Bright and beautiful.

Grandma...

how long does a mouse live?

Oh, an ordinary mouse
only lives about three years,

but you're no ordinary mouse,
you're a mouse-person,

and a mouse-person
will almost certainly live

three times longer than an ordinary mouse.

Maybe even longer.

That's great news.

I couldn't stand being looked after
by anybody else.

I'll be a very old mouse
and you'll be a very old grandmother,

and we'll both die together.

With a little luck, darling.

But no one knows
how long their time is on this earth.

Only God knows that answer.

And that is the natural order of things.

[Older Hero] Daisy, Bruno and I
loved living with Grandma.

We were one big, happy family.

["We Are Family" playing]

We are family

I got all my sisters with me

We are family

Get up everybody and sing

We are family

I got all my sisters and me

We are family

We are family

Get up everybody and sing

We are family

I got all my sisters and me

We are family

Get up everybody and sing

[Older Hero] Where were we?
Oh, yeah. That's right.

So, here we are...

ready to carry on the fight.

[all] Carry on the fight!

Over the years,
we have turned and mouse-afied

every damnable witch
in these United States.

[children] Yay!

So we are gathered here to take our battle
to the entire world.

[children] Yay!

- You have your names, correct?
-[all] Yes, sir.

- Your addresses?
-[all] Yes, sir.

And your Number 86 Mouse Maker potion?

[all] Yes, sir.
Number 86 Mouse Maker potion, sir.

Let's get out there

and give those witches
a taste of their own medicine.

[children yelling]

[children shouting]

[chuckles]

[sighs]

So, you ready for this mission, old-timer?

Grandma, I've never been more ready.