All language subtitles for Dorm.OF.THE.DEAD.2006.MKV2

You there, come close.

Closer. Are you afraid?

You should be.

Because tonight, zombies will crawl out
of their graves.

Blood will be drained and flesh will be
eaten.

Do you have the nerves to enter the dorm
of the

dead?

Here, you know boys aren't allowed in
here.

Who's gonna know this?

If somebody will, then I'll be thrown
out. And this is the only place I can

afford. Okay.

I'm about coming for the road.

Come on.

Okay. Bye.

that's all you're gonna get now go come
on that's not right

I'm going to get you back for that.
Okay, we'll see about that.

This is how love lives.

But no one knows about it. I feel that I
love.

How can I not understand?

I left you the words.

In that country there is no you.

And I know.

Thank you.

Stop with this shit!

I just thought that maybe you'd want to
have a little fun, you know, just to

feel... Step the fuck away from me, you
fucking sicko!

Hey, Jane, it's Amy.

Can you come let me in?

Amy, you know we can't have visitors
after midnight.

It's almost 1 .30.

No, he's being a real dick, and I think
he's going to come here, and I just

really need you to let me in.

I've been begging you to leave that jerk
for weeks.

What happened?

He started fucking choking Natalie, man.
Like, he's gone. He's lost it.

Yeah, hello?

So, Beyonce, are you still in bed?

No way.

I'm just doing homework.

What? Like serving those freaks -only
websites?

No way. Besides, I still have three
hours till my next class.

So, what do you think, Ellie? You want
to do something?

Like what?

I don't know.

Something cool.

Hey, do you think we'll have time to
grab breakfast before class?

I guess.

Why can't this town have an all -veggie
drive -thru?

Just give me a sausage biscuit and I'm
happy.

What about those innocent animals they
slaughtered to make your biscuits?

Do you think they're very happy?

Listen, Sarah, not all of us are veg
-heads. Just get over it.

It's okay.

You'll come around.

I have faith in you.

So, which one do you like?

Normal. Maybe this one?

Too dramatic.

Okay, I know.

Oh, my God, it's perfect.

I know. Come on. Oh,

my goodness, look at that.

It looks better than yours. Oh, no, it
doesn't. Come on. No, it doesn't.

Oh, my God.

It's that guy Billy that you like in
your class.

No, he wasn't. Yes, he was. Stop lying.
No, I'm not lying. I'm serious.

No, I'm not lying. I'm not lying.

Oh,

my God.

Flip's sister's at 3 o 'clock.

Sarah, are you okay?

Yeah. I just flipped.

Is this your work, Sarah?

I always wondered how you spent your
free time, but trolling through

Give it back.

Come on, Claire. Don't be a bitch.

Did somebody just say something?

I could have swore I heard something
coming from that direction, but there's

nobody there.

At least nobody that matters.

I want it back.

Oh, you're still here? You can really be
tiresome. Do you know that, Sarah?

I want my property now.

Well, if you put it that way, I really
don't want this whatever.

Just one thing, Sarah.

And what is that?

Do you have a Kleenex?

I don't think that was funny, Claire.

Allison, the oddest thing happened
today. I looked up geek in the

and I saw your picture.

Where exactly does death begin?

Can we really say?

If a person's heart stops beating, some
people would tell you the person's dead.

But how can we be sure?

Really sure?

So do any of you know the answer?

What about you, Ms. Geller? Can you tell
me exactly when a person is dead?

I wish you were dead.

Ms. Kramer!

Do you have something you would like to
add?

Not really.

So you can't offer your own compelling
opinion on the subject?

No, sir.

Then is it asking too much for you to be
quiet?

Or you may not be dead, but I can
guarantee you wish you were.

Now, to continue.

In India...

They say some mystics can stop the
heartbeat for hours, even days.

But consider this.

If the human heart doesn't beat for
days, then resumes all normal function,

can we diagnose that person?

Can we say a dead man has come back to
life?

You mean like some kind of zombie?

Exactly, Miss Geller.

I'd like to show you something.

Can anyone tell me what this is?

It looks like blood.

Yes, blood.

But can anyone tell me what kind of
blood?

Human?

If I tell you, I wonder if anyone here
would believe me.

I wonder if anyone will even care.

Miss Ryan, since you find this so
amusing, maybe you'd like to guess.

If that blood, then I think it's gross.

Oh, well, we wouldn't want to gross out
Miss Ryan now, would we, class?

But the truth is, this is much more than
mere human blood.

This is the blood of an actual zombie.

No way, you're lying.

Am I?

It was two years ago.

I was on leave from the university,
doing research in Haiti.

There had been rumors that zombies
roamed the island at night.

I was skeptical at first, but then I
found proof.

Proof that nearly cost me my life.

Zombies.

Reanimated corpses feasting on human
flesh.

And that's how I found actual zombie
blood.

What would happen if you poured that
goop on somebody?

Or what if somebody drank it? Would they
turn into a zombie too?

Excellent questions, ladies.

Somebody's been watching too many crappy
movies.

Oops. Four o 'clock.

Class dismissed.

Freaky.

Always like that? What? You mean like
talking about zombies and dead bodies

junk? Yeah.

Yeah, I guess so. That's so cool.

Yeah. Excuse me.

Excuse me.

I'm looking for Sarah Hannigan.

Hi. You're Sarah Hannigan?

Yeah. Well, I want to see you in the
dean's office.

Now!

Okay. Bye,

Sarah.

Ms. Hannigan, do you know why I've asked
to see you today?

Uh, not really.

Well, this university is not a charity.

When students sleep in our dormitories,
eat in our cafeterias, and attend our

classes, we like these things paid for.

But I have paid.

My mother sent a tuition check here
before I...

Is this the check you're talking about,
Ms. Hannigan?

This check marked insufficient funds?

Yes.

Insufficient? That's impossible.

Actually, it's very possible.

This check is written for $4 ,237 .18.

Now, we checked with your mother's bank
account, and, well, I have some videos.

You do?

She can cover the 18 cents.

The rest we have a problem with now.

You've got three days.

Three days or what?

Or this university will have no problem
replacing you with a paying student.

Am I clear?

Yes, sir.

He said they'll have to find a paying
student to take my place. How cold is

that? Way cold.

Even fridgety. That's what I thought.

So what'd you do?

After I freaked, first I called my mom.
It seems she spent my tuition money on

Jenny Craig.

She's putting her waistline before my
education.

That's harsh.

Tell me about it. So then I called my
grandpa, Dave. And he gave you the

Most of it.

Well, some of it. How much?

A thousand dollars.

Dean Gates says I have to get a job and
earn the rest.

Mega bummer.

Oh, and on top of that, I'm getting
kicked out of my dorm room tonight.

Where are you going to sleep?

Well, I was maybe hoping I could crash
at your place.

Sarah, I'd love to have you. Except,
remember that time my mom caught us

in my bedroom?

Oh, that.

She really freaked, didn't she? And she
still remembers.

She made me promise not to hang out with
you ever again.

And if she sees us together... I get
the... Yeah, I get the picture.

Well, I guess that leaves Arkham Hall.

Arkham Hall?

Didn't that dump used to be a girl's
dorm?

It still is. For charity case students.

I guess that means me.

Julie. Hey, this is Claire.

Listen, meet me at the college tonight.

We've got some work to do.

So?

Tell me again what it is we're going to
do. Well, do you remember those test

tubes of zombie blood that Dr. Xander
had in his class?

I guess.

Well, we're going to steal them.

Why would we want to do that besides you
said it was fake?

Maybe it is.

Maybe it isn't.

But I think we should find out.

Seven years, seven years when

no fires burn in a laundromat.

If I had stolen your youth,

I would be loved for family.

I shall be.

I'm a doctor now.

Your head is closed into amazing things.

People never look good.

Your lies are your greatest truth.

Uncomfortable.

You're home.

Claire, can't we just go?

I really don't want to be here.

Do you not want to get this too bad for
what they deserve?

What, Sarah and Allison?

I don't know.

What have they really done?

Did you not see them laughing at me for
the entire...

I'm going to teach them to a lesson
they'll never forget.

Well, welcome to my room, a .k .a. the
attic.

Well,

thank you for helping me unpack.

Yeah, I'm sorry you can't stay at my
house, Sarah.

I just wish my mom wasn't such a, well,
you know.

Yeah, I know.

Um, well, hey, you finish helping me
unpack?

And we'll call it even. Deal. All right.
Um, wait. What floor is this?

Uh, the sixth room. Sixty -six.

Six, six, six?

Isn't that bad luck?

What part of my life isn't bad luck? I
swear, in a past life, I was like a mass

murderer or something, and now I'm
getting payback.

Hey! We're a little too crazy for this
kind of night, if you don't mind. I'm

just kidding.

Really, I'm perfectly harmless in this
life.

If you say so.

Too bad I can't say the same about this
dorm.

It's so vile.

Yeah, it kind of makes the Abu Ghra look
like the Hilton.

Keep

going to

Arkham Hall.

Isn't that a girl's dorm?

Yeah, for lesbo losers.

You don't think I'm a lesbian loser, do
you?

Well, let me put it this way, Julie.

You're not a loser.

Gee, thing.

I guess.

Julie, where do you think you're going?

Get your ass back here, girl.

Julie, if you're chickening out on me,
I'll get you back for this, you bitch.

I just need to live in here. I can
barely breathe.

Well, look at it this way, Sarah.

If the crumbling plaster, the rancid
smell, and the cockroaches don't kill

that mattress probably will.

Oh, my God.

It looks like somebody died on it and
then threw up just for good measure. How

do you puke after you die?

Trust me, in this pit, you'll find a
way.

That's it.

Do you know what rat dropping looks
like? I think they look like that. Oh,

That's it. I'm calling Dean Gates.

Hello? Hello.

Dean Gates?

This is Sarah.

Remember? You shipped me off to Arkham
Hall today.

Miss whoever you are, I do not discuss
student affairs outside of office hours,

and I don't appreciate getting calls at
the time of night.

I don't appreciate being shipped off to
this hellhole.

I wouldn't send my worst enemy here.

This place is so foul.

Miss whoever you are, I wouldn't send my
worst enemy there either, but I have no

problem sending you there.

Goodbye.

Did you hear that?

He just hung up on me.

Who does he think he is?

Apparently a person who doesn't want to
talk to you 10 till midnight.

Listen, Sarah, as much as I hate leaving
you here in this very interesting room,

I've got an 8 o 'clock class tomorrow
morning, and could you maybe not hate me

if I go now?

I've still got some late -night book
cracking to do.

No, I'll be fine. You go ahead with the
cracking and the sleeping.

I'll be all right. You sure?

Absolutely. You go and have fun.

I just wish I could come with you.

No, seriously.

Thanks, Sarah. I'll see you tomorrow.

The cockroaches don't eat me. I'll be
there.

Bye.

may call for some population control.

Excuse me, ladies, gentlemen.

May I have a word with you folks,
please?

I didn't mean for this to happen, Paula.
I hope you can believe that.

It was my fault.

I should have never have been seeing
you.

Things got out of control.

You haven't left me any choice, have
you?

Laura, we shouldn't be doing this.

Does it look like I care about them?

No, I guess not.

Can throw me your number.

It might take time. Got something in
mind for you and me, baby.

I'll break the ice and give you my
heart. It's here on my shirt sleeve.

Watching you start.

Building it up, breaking it down,
watching it crumble to

the ground.

Just when you think you've had enough,
nothing better comes around.

It's gotta be all or nothing.

Are you listening to me?

I want you to dump your wife and marry
me.

Laura, this has gotten out of hand. We
both know it has. I mean, you're just a

student, for Christ's sakes.

I don't know what I was thinking, but...

Whatever I do, I cannot leave my wife.
She'd ruin me. I'll ruin you if you

marry me.

So what's it going to be?

Me or her?

You're not giving me much of a choice,
are you?

That's not how I play. You knew that
from the start.

Do you still live in Arkham Hall?

Fortunately. What's that got to do with
any of this?

Meet me there.

The storage basement, tonight at
midnight.

I'll give you your answer then.

Okay, but I'm warning you, I better like
what I hear.

I think you will, Laura.

I think we both will.

You made me do it, Laura. Don't you see
that?

You made me do it.

I became professor.

So what's the deal? You made up your
mind?

I have. It wasn't easy.

Well, keep me in suspense.

What's it going to be?

I choose... you.

You do?

That's right. There's just one person
that I want to be with, and it isn't my

wife. I realize that now. It's you.

What can I say? I always knew you'd make
the right decision.

What the hell was that?

Pummel gloving.

Blood.

But a very special kind of blood. But I
extracted that sample, and hey, from a

creature you might call a zombie.

You expect me to believe that?

Actually, I really don't care what you
believe, but the fact is, I've been

searching for the right subject to study
the effects of a small transfusion.

I have to know if the zombie virus can
spread through blood contact. I was

to just use some vagabond, some random
derelict, but...

And you put me in this very difficult
position, didn't you?

What? On the bright side.

I have my subject now, don't I? You
can't do that!

I'd like to think that I already have.

By the way, whatever the effect that
blood will have on your nervous system,

expect the results in about, oh, ten
seconds.

About two minutes to complete
physiological shutdown.

Now, if this blood works the way I think
it does, we should

see revival in about a week.

Quite amazing.

Laura?

It's Dr. Xander.

I'm sure you can hear me. I'm just not
sure if you can understand me.

Be that as it may, let me sum it up for
you.

You're a zombie now.

And very soon, you're going to become
very hungry.

Here's the interesting part.

You're going to crave human flesh.

Now, I'll be raiding the anatomy
laboratory from time to time to keep you

but in the meantime...

I'm going to have to keep you locked up
down here. I can't have you running

around camp defeating people now, can I?

But if you do manage to escape, please
try to show a little self -control.

All right.

So, we finally meet again, Laura.

You've been busy, haven't you?

I see you've made yourself a couple of
new friends, too.

I'm really sorry about all this, but I'm
afraid I'm gonna have to put an end to

my little experiment.

You understand, don't you?

Yes, yes, buddy. Give it to me.

Sarah, what are you doing here?

Sarah?

Sarah? Yeah.

Allison?

What are you doing here?

Actually, Sarah, this is my bedroom.

How long you been here?

I don't know.

I just remember...

Going to sleep in my dorm.

And then nothing.

I just know I feel really... hungry.

Well, come on. How about we grab a salad
before class?

Sound good?

Yeah, I guess.

I just know... I want... something else.

And I'll have a monster burger. What?
No. Two. Three monster burgers. The

the better.

I'm glad Pamela Anderson isn't here to
see this.

Are you going to eat that? Well, I was
going to.

Oh.

We're the nice ones here.

I can almost breathe in this room.

Hmm. Do you ever get used to living
here?

Listen, I've been here for a year.

You can get used to living with the
lice, the rats, the cockroaches.

Then they can live with you.

By the way, you got anything to eat
around here? I'm about to starve to

Can you hear that?

Hear what?

Well, it's like wailing.

Give me some chips. I can fight it down.

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry.

Oh, my God. Is that a mouse?

Oh, no. I think it's a gerbil. Oh, my
God. I think gerbils are so cute. Don't

you love gerbils? I used to have six of
them. I love gerbils. I had them when I

was a kid.

Shut up.

Allison? Allison, if you're there, pick
up.

Allison, I really need your help right
now.

I really don't know what to do.
Something crazy is happening to me.

I need your help, Allison, okay?

I don't know where I am or what I'm
doing here or how I got

here. I need your help, Allison, please.

Please just call me back when you get
this.

Yeah, looking for someone?

Yes. It might help if you tell me who
I'm looking for.

The Seengates live here.

Why do you want to know?

I need to see him.

You need to see him?

I see. And do you want that it's almost
midnight?

So? So.

Isn't it a little unusual to be knocking
on the stranger's door so late?

I'm not a stranger.

I'm a student at his college.

That makes it all right.

Who are you?

His girlfriend?

I'm his wife and don't come here again
unless you want me call the police.

Everywhere for you.

You look sick.

You should see a doctor.

I'm all right. I don't need a doctor. I
don't need anyone.

Why are you even here?

You don't know anyone who lives on this
street.

Oh, really?

What about Dean Gates?

Oh, my God, Sarah. You've done something
to him.

What can I do to him? Now leave me
alone.

Sarah! People care about you. I care
about you.

And if you got in trouble, you've got to
let me help you. You want to help me?

You don't know anything about me.

You don't know anything about what I've
become.

Then tell me.

I can't tell anyone.

Especially you.

I don't want anything to happen to you,
Allison.

What could happen to me?

Something might.

Just stay around me.

Now just leave me alone and go.

Sarah! Sarah!

Look, I need a ride, and I don't need
any of your bullshit.

Hop on in, baby. I'll be back.

Sarah! Sarah, come on! Go!

Sarah!

Like I said.

Where are you going, sugar?

I'm not your sugar.

Fair enough, but I'm the one giving you
the free ride.

So you think I owe you something?

I didn't say that.

You want to know what I think?

Why don't you tell me, sweetie?

I think you should shut up and drive.

Don't say I don't take care of it. Don't
get on here and get something for that

big appetite of yours.

Damn, sweetheart, hold on. Not so fast.
We got all the time in the world.

Well, what have we got up here?

Looks like an old -fashioned drive -in.

I'm hungry.

So hungry.

How about we visit the snack bar? And
I'll buy you a big old cheeseburger and

fries. What do you think about that?

Hurry.

Just hurry.

All right.

In case my sweetness didn't get enough
back there at the mini -mart.

I'm going to go to the snack bar and get
you a big old pizza. How about that?

I think I want something else.

Let's all go to the lobby.

Let's all go to the lobby.

Let's all go to the lobby to get
ourselves a treat.

Delicious things to eat.

The popcorn can't be beat.

The sparkling drinks are just dandy. The
chocolate bars and the candy. So

let's all go to the lobby to get
ourselves a treat.

Let's all go to the lobby.

Let's all go to the lobby.

Let's all go to the lobby.

Let's all go to the lobby to get
ourselves a treat.

Eat your things to eat.

The popcorn can't be beat.

The sparkling drinks are just dandy. The
chocolate bars and the candy. So

let's all go to the lobby to get
ourselves a treat.

Let's all go to the lobby to get
ourselves a treat.

You want to know what I did last night?

What did you do last night?

You know that girl Sarah?

Yeah, I think I know who you're talking
about. What about her?

Well, I snuck in her room. before zombie
blood down her throat.

Zombie blood?

Yeah, zombie blood. You want to know
why?

Yeah, yeah. You want to know why?

Yes.

Humor me why.

Because she laughed at me in front of
the entire class and nobody laughed at

Claire.

Nobody.

So you go to your friend's place?

And pour zombie blood down your throat.
What? You don't believe me?

No.

So what would you do if I were to sneak
into your room one night and pour zombie

blood down your throat?

I don't know if I'd mind you being in my
room, but come on, zombie blood.

You still don't believe me.

Yes. Well, have fun. I am.

Thank you. And I will.

I can't believe that guy.

Thinks I'm a liar.

I'm going to show him.

I'm going to show all of them.

Oh, look.

There's little Miss Sarah.

What's the matter, Sarah?

Did you drink something that disagreed
with you?

Something like...

What, do zombies not have a sense of
humor?

Anyways, it looks like you've had a
pretty rough night.

Even anybody I know.

Hey, why don't you come in the bar with
me?

I got a friend that would love to meet
you.

Hey, why are you looking at me like
that?

You get away.

We'll be right back.

It's hot.

University, a campus in chaos as
authorities battle dozens of blood

maniacs. Some are even calling them
zombies. But no matter what you call

one thing is for certain, they kill
indiscriminately and they eat human

How this could have happened on an
average American campus is anyone's

but the situation has quickly become a
school's ultimate nightmare.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Yeah. Oh, are they doing body shots?

Where? I didn't see anybody doing body
shots here.

Are you a photographer?

Oh my God, I've been looking for
somebody to do head shots, but I can't

find anybody, you know.

Down to where?

Did it change?

No.

I never took my clothes off in front of
my dad. I don't think that's kind of

weird. I mean, girls are like 18 or so,
and they still get undressed in their

house.

Yeah.

I like balls, too.

I like balls on the floor. Well, what
kind?

Softballs, baseballs, basketballs? What
do you play?

Okay, okay. Do they have raspberries?

Do they have raspberries? That's my
ultimate favorite.

Really? What does it taste like?

Hey man, why would anybody want to lick
a navy man? Let's be close.

I mean, I've heard of different flavors
of tea, but... Hey man?

You want a what?

I really

want to go to

London.

Um, so, uh, what happened to that tea?

Yeah, the tea bags that you were going
to get me so I could have something to

drink.

Hello? Oh, that's so nice of you. That's
super nice. I can't believe I met

somebody so nice so soon.

Tea bags. Where are the tea bags?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Can you go get me a drink?

My tea bags aren't downstairs.

They have to be over there.

They're right here.

There's no tea bags on my forehead.

No, I only put tea bags on my face when
I have to do that thing with the eyes

because sometimes you get the black,
yeah, the black lines on your eyes.

How do you feel good?

You look like a little kid.

I don't know. I think I'd rather just
have the tea.

If you don't mind. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. Where's the tea bags? I'll make
it.

Okay.

Tea bags aren't down there. Why are you
making tea bags on your pants?

You're silly.

You know what?

I'm talking about dancing again.

I told you if you wanted to dance, you
could dance. But I mean, let's do this.

We're talking about it all night.

Well, hi, Dad. Little Daddy called.

Hi, Daddy.

Well, isn't this a cozy thing?

Do you see any new boyfriends?

Of course, Daddy. This is Billy.

Hi, Billy. The name's Al.

You're trucking with my daughter?

I didn't know you kids did those old
-fashioned dances with the truck and the

dinner bug.

Daddy, Tucker's make a lot of money. Oh,
yeah.

Did you see that Tucker movie? That was
great.

Convoy with Chris Christopherson,
directed by Sam Peckinpah.

You like Peckinpah? I love Peckinpah.

Yeah, he's a good one.

He had to beat the whole director's
cameo.

You've got a little bit of a mouth
problem, doesn't he? But how do you know

girl named Sybil?

She was really nice, but boy, he
couldn't stop drooling no matter what.

Kind of like an old hound dog I used to
have.

Yeah, yeah, that's right. Aunt Sybil.
You got a good memory.

Well, I think I should probably leave
you folks alone. Young folks alone.

Okay,

don't chase this one up. Now, Jeff,
remember, remember, no strap -ons till

second date, okay?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha