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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:06,423 [♪ "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" playing] 2 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:10,176 [horns honking] 3 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,145 [person grunting] 4 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,108 [grunts] Okay. 5 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,277 Let's go, people. 6 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:29,922 We flew all the way to London for this concert. 7 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:32,782 I wanna make sure we get there in time to hit the merch stand. 8 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:36,911 Will, how much more merch do you need? 9 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,247 Honey, they have this limited edition souvenir cup. 10 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:42,208 - Hmm. - The Jonas Brothers glow in the dark. 11 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,627 [stammers] Magnus, no, no. Put that down. 12 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,564 Collector's edition chocolates, that's never been opened. 13 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,691 - Why aren't you ready? - I'm looking for my hair stuff. 14 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,884 Your hair doesn't matter. You're no Joe Jonas. 15 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:52,469 [groans] I can't find my gloves. 16 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,596 Those gloves look stupid on you. 17 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:56,056 Has anyone seen my deodorant? 18 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,308 Since when did you care about deodorant? 19 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,685 Look, tonight isn't about you. 20 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,938 Will, I know tonight is important to you... 21 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:07,067 Important? Tonight isn't just important, Viveca. 22 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,693 Tonight is my Super Bowl. 23 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:10,111 - Hmm. - When I'm having a bad day 24 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:12,506 and everyone is asking me, "When are you gonna make Anchorman 3? 25 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:15,200 When are you gonna make Elf 2? When are you gonna make Moana 6?" 26 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:17,470 - I'm not even in Moana, you know… - [Viveca laughs] Yeah. 27 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,430 You know what I think about to help me get through that? 28 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,623 Me and the kids. 29 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:23,541 What? No. 30 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:25,376 I think about tonight 31 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:29,005 and watching my three kings as they share their gift with the world. 32 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:33,802 Does that make sense? 33 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:39,390 All right. Let's go. Let's go. 34 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:40,517 [crowd cheering] 35 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:48,233 I'm so happy we got here four and a half hours early. 36 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,784 - Every moment… - Every brother… 37 00:01:57,867 --> 00:01:59,077 Every feeling matters. 38 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:03,123 [crowd cheering] 39 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,003 Hello, London. Merry Christmas. 40 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:11,714 - [crowd cheering] - [♪ "Like It's Christmas" playing] 41 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:12,924 Hey. 42 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:19,389 ♪ The snow on the ground Love in the air ♪ 43 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:24,227 ♪ The sleigh bells are ringing This is what it's all about ♪ 44 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:28,273 ♪ The fire is warm The angels are singing ♪ 45 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:31,401 - ♪ I don't wanna miss a single thing ♪ - ♪ Single thing ♪ 46 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:35,780 ♪ Don't wanna put An end to all this cheer ♪ 47 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:41,828 ♪ But as long as you're with me It's always the time of the year ♪ 48 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:43,204 Come on! 49 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:47,959 [all] ♪ You make every day feel Like it's Christmas ♪ 50 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:49,627 ♪ Never wanna stop ♪ 51 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:54,507 ♪ Feelin' like the first thing On your wish list ♪ 52 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,551 - ♪ And I can't deny ♪ - Whoa! 53 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:58,428 ♪ Doesn't matter the feeling inside ♪ 54 00:02:58,511 --> 00:02:59,780 I think we're closer as a family. 55 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:01,365 ♪ No matter the reason No matter the season ♪ 56 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:03,349 ♪ My heart will keep beating You better believe ♪ 57 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:07,770 ♪ You make every day feel Like it's Christmas ♪ 58 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:10,523 ♪ Every day that I'm with you ♪ 59 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,066 - [♪ song ends] - Thank you, London. 60 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:14,319 [crowd cheering] 61 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:21,576 [fan] I love you, Jonas Brothers! 62 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:24,621 - [crew] What a show! Thank you, London! - [Joe] Yeah. 63 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,289 - Yeah. - Great tour, guys. 64 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:28,412 Thanks, Jared. Have a blast in Cabo with the family. 65 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,001 - Appreciate you. - See you next year. 66 00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:31,794 - Take that. - Thank you. Merry Christmas. 67 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,713 Can't believe Will Ferrell was there again. 68 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:37,383 Hey, good luck getting that Turkish hair transplant fixed, Brian. 69 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,718 Thanks, Joe. 70 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:41,596 [♪ "Jingle Bells" playing] 71 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:43,264 [crew members chattering, laughing] 72 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:46,184 Guys, what's all this? 73 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,954 This is the end-of-tour party I told you we're throwing to thank the crew. 74 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:51,064 - Oh. Thank you. - Love you, fam. 75 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:53,107 - Thank you. - Dude, that show tonight was sick. 76 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:55,151 Yeah, I think the set list changes really helped. 77 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,361 Changes? 78 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:58,380 Yeah, remember you guys said the second act was dragging 79 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:00,865 so I spent about four hours today, like, changing things. 80 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,951 [laughs] I love memes. It's just… 81 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:04,994 Okay. You noticed, right? 82 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,705 Uh, I know. I know. Yeah, very important. We're grateful. 83 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:10,250 Hey, babe. Yeah, I just got off stage. 84 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,393 What'd you have for dinner? 85 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:13,097 Talk about ending the tour on a high note. 86 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:15,046 - Kebab Daddy? - That new harmony on "S.O.S" 87 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:17,215 was like a fine champagne for the ears. 88 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,842 [sighs] Merci pour le compliment, Brad. 89 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:22,804 - Sliders? Oh. - Priyanka and I are learning French. 90 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:24,681 - Nice. - So did you go wrap or platter? 91 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,934 Wrap. Nice. What about Alena? 92 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,603 Platter, nice. What did you guys have to drink? 93 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:31,854 Oh, my God. No one cares. 94 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:35,417 You know what, let me call you right back. Nick's in one of his moods again. 95 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:36,442 - What? - Nothing. 96 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:38,486 [Brad] Here we are. 97 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,781 All right. Now, are you boys sure you're okay 98 00:04:41,864 --> 00:04:43,700 with getting to the plane tomorrow without me? 99 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,970 I could stay another night just to make sure you get home okay. 100 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,537 I'm sure Marie will understand. 101 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,915 I mean, we are renewing our vows and she's already in Atlantic City. 102 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,309 But she's a very understanding woman. 103 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:54,502 I wrote a whole thing about that in my new vows. 104 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:56,730 Look, you're the best, it's one night, Brad. We'll be fine. 105 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:59,716 I just don't like the idea of my boys being all alone in London. 106 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,634 [chuckles] We're not your boys, Brad. 107 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:02,969 We're your grown men. 108 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:04,804 All right. You're the bosses. [Chuckles] 109 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:08,308 I also got you a little something in case your stalkers try any funny business. 110 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,059 What's the, uh, stalker count currently? 111 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,311 Uh, Nick 34. 112 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:14,105 Joe 48. Kevin 175. 113 00:05:14,188 --> 00:05:17,275 That's because whenever anybody in prison writes me, I write 'em back. 114 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:18,609 A fan's a fan. 115 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:21,404 What have you got for us, Brad? Pepper spray, stun guns? 116 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:22,780 - Whistles? - [Brad] No. 117 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:24,407 Emergency whistles. 118 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:27,011 See, they're like regular whistles except they have your names on them. 119 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:30,079 If anyone tries anything on your way to New York, just blow. 120 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,248 I do not feel safer. Mmm. 121 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:35,877 Oh, and I, uh, also hired you a fancy, 122 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,713 round-the-clock travel agency in case anything comes up. 123 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:40,340 Mm-mmm. [Chuckles] 124 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:44,218 We don't need your fancy travel agency, Bradford. 125 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:46,554 My name is Bradley. 126 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:47,638 Okay. 127 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,015 Never forget. 128 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:51,076 Hey, guys, so I've been googling spots for tonight and I think... 129 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,518 I can't go out tonight. 130 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,164 I'm sorry. I can't show up to Malti Marie and Pri hungover. 131 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,315 Are you serious? It's the last night of tour. [Scoffs] 132 00:05:57,398 --> 00:05:58,775 We always go out and celebrate. 133 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,068 And we're in London. 134 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,588 And the minute we get back to the city, we're all going our separate ways, so… 135 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,072 - I'm sorry. - Okay. Fine. 136 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:05,531 What do you say, Kev? Huh? 137 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:08,076 The OG two. Before this snoozefest went and got born. 138 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:09,928 Sorry, man. I haven't seen my kids in like a month. 139 00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:11,347 I need to be on my A game tomorrow. 140 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,973 We all wanna be fresh for our kids tomorrow. 141 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:16,376 But we don't wanna miss out on what could be the most epic night of our lives. 142 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:19,253 We are three extremely exhausted dads in our 30s. 143 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:21,714 How epic could it be? 144 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,525 - [♪ "Best Night" playing] - You really wanna know? 145 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:27,261 ♪ Night starts out kinda chill Pretty boring ♪ 146 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:31,432 ♪ Watching some random dudes Who ain't scoring ♪ 147 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,935 - ♪ We spot a lavish crew ♪ - [cheering] 148 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:37,897 ♪ Yeah, they're looking kind of fun Oh, the good times have begun ♪ 149 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:39,941 ♪ Somebody says ♪ 150 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:43,528 ♪ Oh, you boys are giving Jonas ♪ 151 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:45,196 Yeah, we get that sometimes. 152 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:50,535 ♪ But there's a shortness And you're a lot less hot ♪ 153 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,246 ♪ Yeah, thanks Then one's like ♪ 154 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:56,916 EJ just texted about this show, sounds mad fuego. 155 00:06:56,999 --> 00:07:00,002 Wanna come with, guys that look like the Jo Bros? 156 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:04,340 [chuckles] ♪ Don't miss the best night of your life ♪ 157 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:08,845 ♪ Before we fly home For Christmastime ♪ 158 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:12,390 ♪ I am the fun supplier Tonight could be super fire ♪ 159 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:14,267 Don't say "fire". You're 36. 160 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:16,436 My song, my rules. 161 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:20,356 ♪ We strut into the club like we own it ♪ 162 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:24,110 ♪ Our new friend goes to hug the iconic ♪ 163 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:27,280 ♪ Sir Rock Star Number One ♪ 164 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:29,157 ♪ It's the Rocket Man Come on ♪ 165 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,284 ♪ Tiny Dancer Elton John ♪ 166 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:32,785 Oh, couldn't get Elton? 167 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,455 My fantasy. You will have fun. 168 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:39,333 ♪ Don't miss the best night of your life ♪ 169 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:43,337 ♪ Before we fly home For Christmastime ♪ 170 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:47,592 ♪ I am the fun supplier Tonight could be super fire ♪ 171 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:59,353 ♪ Elton picks up his phone Who's he calling? ♪ 172 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:03,941 ♪ Daniel Radcliffe shows up Serving Gryffindor ♪ 173 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:06,152 ♪ Opens up Ta-da ♪ 174 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:09,822 ♪ It's the Beckhams wham bam Zig-a-zig-ah and her man ♪ 175 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:13,993 ♪ Then we disco dance Can't get enough ♪ 176 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:17,538 ♪ You don't wanna miss this Yeah, stop wasting your existence ♪ 177 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:19,790 - To the palace! - [people cheering] 178 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:23,669 ♪ We're not on this planet forever ♪ 179 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:27,590 ♪ That's why you should never say never ♪ 180 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:31,177 ♪ Don't waste time Curled up under covers ♪ 181 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:37,225 ♪ When you can make memories With your Jonas Brothers ♪ 182 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:41,854 ♪ Don't miss the best night of your life ♪ 183 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:46,108 ♪ Before we fly home For Christmastime ♪ 184 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:50,196 ♪ I am the fun supplier Tonight could be super fire ♪ 185 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:52,323 [laughs] 186 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:54,242 So we're doing this? 187 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:02,917 [smacks lips, sighs] 188 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,211 [phone rings] 189 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:09,298 Hi, Gaga. 190 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,319 Hi. How's Vermont? How's the house? Is it as nice as it was in the pictures? 191 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:14,011 It's beautiful. Malti and I love it. 192 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,179 Malti, say hi to Gaga. 193 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:18,224 - Hi. Malti, I'm gonna be home tomorrow… - [babbles] 194 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:20,244 …and I'm gonna take you skiing just like I promised. 195 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,852 [babbles] 196 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:22,979 [laughs] 197 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,189 And she could care less. 198 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:28,568 Yeah, well, you can't compete with early Christmas presents, can you? 199 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,170 Oh, you guys already started opening gifts? 200 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:32,697 How could I stop her? There's, like, stacks of presents. 201 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,949 I know. I know. All good. 202 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:37,368 - Just can't wait to see you guys. - You look tired. 203 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:41,247 Uh… [chuckles] I mean, six months of touring will do that to you. 204 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:42,957 Hmm. 205 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,602 Not to mention six months of obsessing over every single detail of 206 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:48,754 the tour creative and the album artwork and next year's routing, 207 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,732 all while my brothers enjoy their carefree existence. 208 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:51,924 Hmm. 209 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,319 And I ran out of that fancy eye cream you got me. 210 00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:57,263 - [gasps] I knew it. - Yeah. It's showing. 211 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:59,186 I knew you hadn't been doing your nightly dabs. 212 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,559 - You got to look after your under eyes. - I know. 213 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:04,751 Okay, well, keep your chin up, all right. You're almost home. 214 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,440 - We love you. - I love you so much. 215 00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:08,774 [Malti Marie] Bye, Gaga. 216 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:09,859 Good night. 217 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:14,155 How cute is this one? It's a bear wearing a custom silk dinner jacket. 218 00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:15,740 Wow. That is beautiful. 219 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:16,949 Uh, did you say custom? 220 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:20,119 And look at this deer wearing a real diamond broach. 221 00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:21,704 Wow. That looks really incredible. 222 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:24,957 It even has teeny-tiny crocodile skin stilettos. 223 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:28,002 How many of our ornaments have custom designer clothing? 224 00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:29,420 Don't worry. All of them. 225 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,583 - Okay. - [Danielle] Hey, babe. 226 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,132 Have you talked to Nick and Joe? 227 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:34,550 [sighs] No. 228 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,719 I just don't know how they're gonna take it. 229 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,889 Here. This will cheer you up. 230 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:43,392 A penguin with a cashmere top hat. 231 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,062 [chuckles] Looks like Jeremy Strong at the Golden Globes. 232 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,146 Cute. 233 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:50,566 [♪ "Jingle Bell Rock" playing] 234 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:55,696 [sighs, scoffs] 235 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:57,990 You all right there? 236 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,283 Yeah, I'm fine. 237 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,703 - Oh. [Laughs] - Yeah. 238 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,413 Yep, I'm in the band. 239 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,124 [sighs] No, I… I know who you are. 240 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,877 [chuckles] Santa has Spotify, you know. 241 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,296 - What? - I said I have Spotify. 242 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:17,802 So, uh, what's got a famous rock star like you so down in the dumps? 243 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:20,346 [inhales deeply] It's just… [sighs] 244 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:22,973 Hmm? 245 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:27,478 Look, us as the Jonas Brothers, we're… we're great. 246 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:31,691 But us as brothers, like actually us, you know… 247 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,776 Whatever magic was there is just… 248 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,362 Dead. 249 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:41,033 Oh. Nothing like Christmas to help a family rediscover its magic. 250 00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:42,910 Right. 251 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,833 Except our Christmas plans are to get the hell away from each other, so… 252 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,373 Oh, that's not good. 253 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:50,543 That's not good at all. 254 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:56,048 Okay, well, thanks for letting me vent to you. 255 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,925 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 256 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,052 Cheers. 257 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:08,269 [operatically] ♪ Christmas spirits I've seen something tragic ♪ 258 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,021 ♪ These boys shan't get home ♪ 259 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:15,860 ♪ Until they rediscover Their brotherly magic ♪ 260 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,027 [thunder rumbles] 261 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:22,199 ♪ Unless they decide to spend Christmas With each other ♪ 262 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:27,997 ♪ This spell will keep brother Stuck with brother, stuck with brother ♪ 263 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:32,376 ♪ So, Jonases Rekindle your sibling bond ♪ 264 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,420 ♪ Or you'll never make it home ♪ 265 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:40,259 ♪ From this side of the world ♪ 266 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:48,142 [♪ "Carol of the Bells" playing] 267 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,646 Fuel guy said a lightning bolt hit the plane 268 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,690 and the gas tank straight-up exploded. 269 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:57,860 So is there another plane we could take? 270 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,069 Oh, sure. 271 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,906 I'll just go back to the firehouse, where I work as a firefighter, 272 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,824 and grab you our private plane. 273 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,994 - That was uncalled for. - [Nick sighs] 274 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:10,039 Guys, I cannot miss Christmas. 275 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,708 Wow. What an incredibly unique thing about you, Kevin. 276 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,960 - Just how I am. - Yeah, no one can miss Christmas. 277 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:18,506 Have you ever seen a Christmas movie? It's the entire plot of the film. 278 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,066 I'm supposed to teach Malti Marie how to ski. 279 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,343 Do you know how cute a toddler trying to ski is? 280 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,427 Very cute. 281 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,637 I booked a fondue night. 282 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,472 The whole night dedicated to fondue. 283 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:28,641 Melted cheese, melted chocolate. Priyanka loves it. 284 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:29,934 And I will not deny her that. 285 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:31,560 I know what you need. 286 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,814 A calming chamomile candle from my new line, Glow by Joe. 287 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,942 - Here. Take it. - [candle clatters] 288 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,443 [scoffs] Wow. 289 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,655 [sighs] You are so jealous that my candle line took off and yours never did. 290 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,199 The world wasn't ready for Wick by Nick. 291 00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:46,826 It might never be. 292 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,619 Guys, we have time. It's the 23rd, okay. 293 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:51,022 - So we just need to book another flight. - I'm calling Brad. 294 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,390 No. He's getting his vows renewed. 295 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,392 We should be supporting him in his ventures of love 296 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,769 and be able to function in the real world. 297 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:56,836 That would be ideal, 298 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,688 but we've been famous since we were little kids. 299 00:13:58,712 --> 00:13:59,713 So it is what it is. 300 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:00,798 - Yeah. - Mmm. Yeah. 301 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:02,842 [line rings] 302 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,165 [Brad] Hi, you've reached Brad. 303 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:07,721 I'll be off my phone till Tuesday, remarrying a truly majestic woman. 304 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:10,432 If this is my grown men, check your wallets. 305 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,396 - Thought I ripped this up. - Damn, he's good. 306 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:17,481 - [phone rings] - [agent sighs] 307 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:20,067 What? Are you calling to break what's left of my heart? 308 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:23,404 Because it's already been pulverized into a million, billion pieces. 309 00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:25,614 [crying] 310 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,450 - [crying continues] - Uh, I may have the wrong number. 311 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,829 This is Kevin Jonas. I'm looking for Odyssey Travel. 312 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,164 [coughs] 313 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,084 [gulps] Oh, my God. 314 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,004 Oh, my God. Okay. Um… 315 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,423 - [sighs] - [Kevin] Hello? 316 00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:45,050 [chuckles] Thank you for calling Odyssey Travel. 317 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:50,097 This is Cassidy starting this call over with Odyssey's trademark professionalism. 318 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,616 Please disregard my initial greeting. 319 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,320 I am going through a very traumatic breakup 320 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,603 and thought you were my ex calling from a burner phone. 321 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:58,063 Which is a super easy mistake to make. 322 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,441 - Oh, you poor thing. What happened? - Thanks. 323 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,026 - Are you okay? - Hi, Cassidy. 324 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:03,277 Our tour plane burned down 325 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,780 and I need to get to Vermont to see my wife and daughter ASAP. 326 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,675 [Kevin] And I need to get to my family in New Jersey. 327 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,409 So could you please find us a new plane 328 00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:12,137 or maybe a flight out of Heathrow or something? 329 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,579 On it. Yeah. 330 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,040 - [typing] - [sniffles, clears throat] 331 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,167 I should've never turned down that Delta commercial. 332 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,395 - You turned down a commercial? - What's that supposed to mean? 333 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,171 - You say yes to everything. - No, I don't. 334 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,548 - You're the face of male Botox. - It's not Botox. 335 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,384 It's Brotox. A Botox alternative just for men. 336 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,345 Botox didn't want him. 337 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,096 [Cassidy] Hey, Jonas Brothers? 338 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:34,099 I've got it. Ugh, with this storm coming, Heathrow is totally shut down. 339 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:39,355 But I can get you on a 3:00 p.m. flight out of Charles de Gaulle à Paris! 340 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,816 Uh, but you need to be on the train that leaves to Paris in… 341 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,068 [typing] 342 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,320 [groans] …30 minutes. 343 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,655 But you guys are fast. 344 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,418 - Okay. - All right. We're moving. Thank you. 345 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:53,035 I've heard that about you. That you guys are fast guys. [Chuckles] 346 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,079 - [Nick] I got an Uber. - [Kevin] Thanks, Cassidy. 347 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,372 - Bye. - Is it true? 348 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,543 Whoa. Did we win something? 349 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,837 [Kevin] Nick, why don't you take front? You're chatty. 350 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,507 - Oh, hello. Hello, hello! - [Nick] Hey. 351 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,258 Wow. You really like Christmas. 352 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,469 - [chuckles] Guilty, guilty. - [bells jingle] 353 00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:11,971 Who would like a candy cane? 354 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,973 - Um… I'm good. - That's tempting. I'm okay. 355 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,451 No, thank you. Uh, just a ride to St. Pancras station please. 356 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,268 - [Kevin] Yeah. - Oh. Oh. Got it. Got it. 357 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,271 Oh, I just gotta look up where that is on "Wahzay." 358 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,875 - "Wahzay"? - [driver] I'm new to London. 359 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,775 - Waze. - I worked as a receptionist for an ear, 360 00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:27,111 nose and throat doctor in Ronkonkoma 361 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,029 - for 37 years. - It's, um… 362 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:32,449 And then one day I woke up and I realized it's time for the next chapter. 363 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,410 - [laughs] Yeah. - Okay, well, here we are. 364 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:37,913 Well, here we are. There's more to life than ears, noses and throats, you know? 365 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,016 - Yes. I… Absolutely. - I've always been an Anglophile. 366 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,417 - How about you? - Me too. 367 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,978 - Oh, look at that. - Anglophile. Guilty. 368 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,586 - I said to myself, "Deb" … - Hey, Deb... 369 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,256 - "…you have your health, have your mind." - Health? 370 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,633 - "It's time to have an adventure." - To hit the road. 371 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,261 - Yeah. - [laughing] Oh, my God. 372 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,721 Okay. I am such a goof. 373 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,349 - I just typed in "adventure" on "Wahzay." - That's too funny. 374 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,285 - I-I texted... - I see that… Can I see this for a sec? 375 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:02,813 - I'm gonna help you. Sorry. - Oh, what a sweet young man you are. 376 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:03,939 - [Nick] He is. - Gosh. 377 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,275 - He really is. - I wish that my grandson had your manners. 378 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,944 Uh, we do need to get to St. Pancras station in 30 minutes. 379 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,672 - Can we please start driving? - Thirty minutes? Ooh. 380 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,173 - That's gonna be tight… - Zoom. Whoo-hoo! 381 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,591 - I think we can do it. - Every minute counts. 382 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:14,658 Let's give it me best. 383 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,035 - Great. - Here we go. 384 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,238 - [tires screech] - [all] Whoa! 385 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,329 - [laughing] - [Kevin] We got outta there quick. 386 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,891 - [Christmas music playing on radio] - [sighs] Well, I hope I don't get stopped 387 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,460 because my picture on my license doesn't look like me. 388 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,045 - What? - [Deb] And there's a reason. 389 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,255 - It isn't! [Laughs] - [laughs] 390 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,175 - [horn honks] - Oopsie. 391 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:32,509 - [tires screech] - Oh! Whoa! 392 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,845 - [all] Whoa! - [horns honking] 393 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,388 Wrong lane. Wrong lane. 394 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,765 - Drive! - [horn honks] 395 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:41,351 I'm still trying to get that "other side of the road" thing. 396 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,038 Deb, you can just slow down for us please. 397 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,064 All right. Don't get your panties in a bunch now. 398 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:48,233 - Wanna make that train or not? - Yes, but alive please. 399 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,777 [screaming] 400 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,945 - [whoops] - [screaming continues] 401 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,572 - Okay. - Whoopsie! [Laughs] 402 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:57,493 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas And a happy… ♪ 403 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:58,577 - Everybody. - [Joe groans] 404 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,246 - ♪ Now bring us a figgy pudding ♪ - [straining] ♪ …figgy pudding ♪ 405 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,290 ♪ Yes, bring us a figgy pudding ♪ 406 00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:04,500 ♪ Oh, bring us… ♪ 407 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,293 What is a figgy pudding anyway? 408 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:09,254 - I think they mean fig pudding. - Truck! Truck! Truck! 409 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,131 - [screams] - Ooh! 410 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,342 - [screaming] - [tires squealing] 411 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:18,097 Whoo! [Chuckles] 412 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,808 [gasps] Oh, my God. 413 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,976 You know what's an underrated pudding? 414 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,497 - Rice pudding. It has so many ingredients. - Rice pudding. Let's just… 415 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,606 - Back that way. Yeah. - Thank you for helping! 416 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,110 [tires screech] 417 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,695 - [all sigh] - So he kissed me on the cheek. 418 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,114 He called down for a cab. 419 00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:38,117 And I never saw Buzz Aldrin again. 420 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,536 - [panting] What a story. - Well, look at that. 421 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,872 - You made it and with time to spare. - [Kevin] Oh, my God. Thank you. 422 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,041 If you wouldn't mind giving me five stars. 423 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,269 - [Kevin] Yes, five stars. Sure. Thank you. - [Deb] Merry Christmas. 424 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,022 - [Kevin] Let's go! Let's get home. - [Joe] Guys, I can't believe we made it. 425 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,982 - Do you think we have time for a song? - [Kevin] Yeah. 426 00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:56,009 - [♪ "Home For Christmas" playing] - [backup singers vocalizing] 427 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:07,187 ♪ It's been a lonely night Seeing the city sights without you ♪ 428 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,313 ♪ Yeah ♪ 429 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:14,194 ♪ Hanging the Christmas lights But I still feel all kinds of blue ♪ 430 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,071 - Whoa! [Laughs] - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 431 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,366 ♪ There's something wrong about it ♪ 432 00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,201 [both] ♪ There's something wrong about it ♪ 433 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,370 ♪ And I don't wanna doubt it ♪ 434 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,164 [both] ♪ And I don't wanna doubt it ♪ 435 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,207 ♪ 'Cause I just wanna shout it ♪ 436 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,810 [both] ♪ 'Cause I just wanna shout it ♪ 437 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,086 ♪ Oh, it's true ♪ 438 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,046 [both] ♪ Baby, get ready to light up the fire ♪ 439 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,674 [all] ♪ Wait a minute Hey ♪ 440 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,010 ♪ I'm coming home this Christmas ♪ 441 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,722 ♪ I'm getting the last plane home ♪ 442 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:45,976 ♪ Hey You won't be alone this Christmas ♪ 443 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,021 ♪ Hey I'm coming home ♪ 444 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:53,025 [both] ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout it ♪ 445 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:56,820 ♪ Miss you so bad Gotta shout it ♪ 446 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,323 ♪ Wait a minute Hey ♪ 447 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:01,617 ♪ I'm coming home this Christmas ♪ 448 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,786 ♪ Hey I'm coming home ♪ 449 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,830 [whistles] 450 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,916 - [band playing martial beat] - [people cheering] 451 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,900 [♪ Martial music continues] 452 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:43,033 - [playing smooth jazz solo] - [Nick vocalizes] 453 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,911 ♪ Yeah ♪ 454 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,830 ♪ I'm coming home ♪ 455 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:50,415 Hey! 456 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:52,751 ♪ Hey ♪ 457 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,589 ♪ Wait a minute Hey ♪ 458 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,550 ♪ I'm coming home this Christmas ♪ 459 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:04,596 ♪ I'm getting the last plane home ♪ 460 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,392 ♪ You won't be alone this Christmas ♪ 461 00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:11,937 ♪ Hey! I'm coming home ♪ 462 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,066 - [people cheering] - [train whistle blows] 463 00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:31,665 Joe? 464 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,293 - Lucy? - Yeah. 465 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,377 - Hi. - Hi. What! 466 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,546 Oh, my God. I haven't seen you since we were like... 467 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,399 - Thirteen? When you moved to Portland. - Thir… Yeah. 468 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:43,051 Yes, you… Wow. You remember where my family moved. 469 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,386 Do I remember where your fam… 470 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,346 I literally have hated Portland ever since. 471 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,639 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 472 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,849 People would always be like, 473 00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:50,809 "Portland is so cool, you gotta come visit." 474 00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:52,602 And I'd be like, "Portland sucks." 475 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:55,039 Then I remember it's just the place that stole Lucy Chen away from me. 476 00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:57,041 - [chuckles] Wow. - We used to hang out all the time. 477 00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:58,400 Why did we stop talking? 478 00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:01,028 Probably 'cause we were kids and we didn't have phones. 479 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,363 - And then you became a very famous kid. - Right. 480 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,407 And then I did, like… 481 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,635 - I walked into that one, didn't I? - …Instant message you. 482 00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,429 - You didn't respond so I think… - I don't think that's how... 483 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,204 You are, like, a fancy doctor now. 484 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:14,750 Yeah. I am. I'm a cardiothoracic surgeon. 485 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,126 - That's right. - Yeah. 486 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:20,464 - How did you know that, Joe? [Chuckles] - Just you've always been doctor-like. 487 00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,341 Huh. Did you stalk my Instagram? 488 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:23,717 No. 489 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,968 I looked once. 490 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,012 - That's cool. - Yeah. 491 00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:28,972 I kinda knew you'd become a doctor. 492 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:31,850 I remember in science class when we had to dissect that pig. 493 00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:35,062 Everyone was freaking out, and you just cut that thing up like a pro. 494 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:38,357 Yeah. I remember that. You threw up in my JanSport. 495 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,043 - No. I did not. - In the middle of the classroom. 496 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,544 - Yes, you did. I held your hair. - [chuckles] 497 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:44,529 I remember you were my only lab partner, so… 498 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:47,199 - [chuckles] - What are you, um, doing on this train? 499 00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:49,326 Are you going to a convention for… 500 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,287 Hear… heart… heartio… Cardio? 501 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,663 - Vertigo? - No. Cardiothoracic. 502 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,290 - Right. That's what it is. - It's fine. 503 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,459 Uh, no, I'm not. I'm, um… 504 00:22:58,335 --> 00:22:59,336 I… 505 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,172 I'm going through a breakup. 506 00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:07,302 So it inspired this kind of emo Euro trip thing. 507 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,388 - By yourself? - Lame? 508 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,765 [inhales sharply] No, it's actually quite brave. 509 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,309 [smacks lips] Oh. Thanks. 510 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,685 [intercom chimes] 511 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:18,605 [announcer] We'll be arriving at our final destination in ten minutes. 512 00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:20,190 All right. Um… 513 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,651 - I should probably go get my... - Okay. 514 00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:25,334 - It was good to see you. Uh… - Yeah. It was really good to see you. 515 00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:26,947 - Doctor. - [chuckles] 516 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:29,074 - Yeah. But… [chuckles] - Yeah. 517 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:30,951 - [chuckles] - Um… Okay. 518 00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:32,744 I'll s… Bye. 519 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,371 [chuckles] Bye. 520 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:45,483 - Nick... - You guys are never gonna believe 521 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,008 who I just ran into. 522 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:48,343 - Who? - Lucy Chen. 523 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,594 - From grade school? - Yeah. 524 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,304 And I feel like we had a connection. 525 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:54,349 Is that what we're calling it these days? Connection. 526 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,035 How many connections have you had this month? 527 00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:57,602 - Hmm. - Joe can't count that high. 528 00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,020 - [chuckles] - [Joe] Nice. Yeah. 529 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,897 [smacks lips] Funny. 530 00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:06,153 Uh, seeing as we're stuck here, there's something I wanna talk to you guys about. 531 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:07,654 Dude, you forgot the mayo. 532 00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:08,989 [sighs] 533 00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:10,449 All right. Hey, mayo it up, brah. 534 00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:16,079 [phone buzzing] 535 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,379 - Hi, Stacy. - Nicky J, what do you say. 536 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,547 [spits, coughs] 537 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:28,508 Sonya, I told you to watch the numbing cream around my mouth. 538 00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:31,303 Stacy. Stacy, you're… you're calling me because… 539 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:33,388 Right. Great news! 540 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:37,809 After the holidays, the promoters want to extend the tour six months. 541 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,436 [whoops] You're welcome. 542 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:43,440 Oh. Wow. 543 00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:44,816 [Joe] Hey, Nick! 544 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,319 Hey! Down here! 545 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:50,131 Remember how you spent all that time reworking the set list, 546 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,323 and we didn't even notice. 547 00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:54,493 Yeah, what's another six months of you doing all the heavy lifting, 548 00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:57,078 while we goof off and have fun! [Chuckles] 549 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,747 I love memes! 550 00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:01,917 [Stacy] Nicky J? Still with me? 551 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,670 Yeah. Um, but I'm gonna have to say no on extending the tour. 552 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:09,090 And… And listen. Please don't mention that it was an option to the brothers, okay? 553 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,634 Um… What? 554 00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:11,968 [chuckles] Why? 555 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,595 Yeah! Whoo! 556 00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:17,737 They're burnt out from being on the road. 557 00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:20,143 And you know how they hate to disappoint their fans. 558 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:23,813 So they would never say no, but they really need a break. 559 00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:25,482 [Stacy] Hmm. 560 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:27,234 Okay, fine. 561 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:31,905 Sonya. Can you please put some of that numbing cream on my heart? 562 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,491 Because Nick Jonas just broke it. 563 00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:36,454 [whispering] No, not really. Just doing a thing. 564 00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:39,663 Okay. I'm hanging up now, Stacy. We're almost in Paris. 565 00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:42,165 - [intercom chimes] - [sighs] 566 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,251 [announcer] Now approaching our final destination, 567 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,336 - Amsterdam. - What? 568 00:25:57,013 --> 00:25:58,765 [Alena] Who gets on the wrong train? 569 00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:02,143 [daughter] He was probably on his phone asking Mom what she had for breakfast. 570 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:03,955 Okay. Be nice to me or I'm not paying for college. 571 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,373 - [daughter groans] - But what did she have? 572 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,333 Thanks for holding down the fort, Mom. Yeah, I'm warm. 573 00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,985 I'm wearing my scarf. I… I'm hanging up now. Love you. 574 00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:13,154 [Priyanka] So wait, now you have to find a flight out of Amsterdam? 575 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,574 - Yeah, yeah. It's fine. I just… - [Malti babbling] 576 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,843 Let me figure this out, I'll call you back in a little bit. 577 00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:20,805 - Malti, I love you. I love you so much. - Just get home for Christmas, Gaga. 578 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:21,830 We love you. 579 00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:24,833 [groans] 580 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:26,960 No. You don't get to groan. 581 00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:28,420 - Why? - Because this is your fault. 582 00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:31,298 Okay, how is this my fault? We all got on the same train. 583 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:32,692 Yeah, you were supposed to double-check. 584 00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:34,843 Yeah. And you're the uptight, responsible one. [Sighs] 585 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,654 That's right. You're the uptight, responsible one. 586 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:37,679 You're the lovable tramp. 587 00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:39,431 - And I'm the relatable... - Human cardboard? 588 00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:41,266 Hmm. Forgettable curly? 589 00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:43,143 The world's most unlikely rock star? 590 00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:45,270 - Not Nick or Joe. - [chuckles] 591 00:26:45,353 --> 00:26:47,105 The one that still lives in New Jersey. 592 00:26:47,188 --> 00:26:49,316 Ah. Good one, tramp. [Clicks teeth] 593 00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:51,818 I was gonna say handsome, relatable everyman, but fine. 594 00:26:51,901 --> 00:26:52,986 [phone buzzing] 595 00:26:53,069 --> 00:26:55,280 - Oh, gosh. Cassidy. - [Kevin] Oh. 596 00:26:55,363 --> 00:26:58,575 Hey, Cassidy. Uh, please tell me you got us a flight out of Amsterdam. 597 00:26:58,658 --> 00:27:01,953 [Cassidy groans] Not yet. I mean, it is two days before Christmas 598 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:04,331 and Dutch people travel a lot. 599 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:07,917 Probably because they get four weeks paid vacation guaranteed by law. 600 00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:10,003 Oh, my God. 601 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,131 Should Cassidy be moving to Amsterdam? 602 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:14,716 Yes. 603 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:16,968 Cassidy. Can we focus real quick, please. 604 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:19,405 Sorry. I have you on standby at literally every single airline. 605 00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:21,514 I'm sure something will come through by the morning. 606 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:24,535 Okay. All right. If we get out in the morning, then we can still make it home 607 00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:26,704 - in time for Christmas Eve dinner. - That's not that bad. So, uh… 608 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,021 Where are we gonna stay tonight? 609 00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:32,692 How is this the only hotel room in the entire city? 610 00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:35,570 - [sighs] - Tripadvisor just says "Don't". 611 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,281 - [guest screams] - [rumbling] 612 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,408 - [banging] - Lock the door. 613 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,493 Yeah. 614 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,580 - The lock is just two pieces of string. - Tie it tight. 615 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,207 - Tie it tighter. - Need me to do it? 616 00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:49,167 No, I can do… a sailor's knot. 617 00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:52,229 - Okay. - Okay, well I'm definitely sleeping 618 00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:55,333 - with the passport pack on tonight. - You don't need to sleep with the pack on. 619 00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:58,222 For the uptight, responsible one, you're very lax about passport safety. 620 00:27:58,301 --> 00:27:59,302 I call middle. 621 00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:01,489 You can't just call middle while I'm talking about the pack. 622 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,032 Well, yes I can. I'm older and I'm taller. 623 00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:04,057 My shoulders are broader. 624 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:05,493 No, they're… Your shoulders? Absolutely not. 625 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,453 There are literally websites dedicated to my shoulders. 626 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:09,521 - No. There's no chance. - Let's see. Right now. 627 00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:11,314 - Back to back. - Look, Nick. 628 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:14,484 Guys, would you please shut up. I'm trying to figure out how to get us home. 629 00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:15,944 'Cause Cassidy's not it. 630 00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:18,113 - [people laughing on phone] - [laughs] 631 00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:19,197 Joe. 632 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,116 Sorry. It's just somebody sent me a video 633 00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:23,201 of an octopus who loves to watch Vanderpump Villa. 634 00:28:24,327 --> 00:28:26,705 Oh, my God. This is good, look. Oh, that's not it. 635 00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:31,084 - What's going on, family? - That's Nick's buddy from Broadway. 636 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:34,212 I'm coming at you live from Air Ethan. We're headed to Amsterdam. 637 00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:35,797 - To Amsterdam? - Happy holidays, all. 638 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,006 On his private plane. 639 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:39,300 I'm gonna be performing my intimate Christmas show. 640 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,010 Eggnog with an EGOT. 641 00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:44,848 And then we're headed back to New York on my plane for Christmas with the crew. 642 00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:47,600 Um… okay. Well, this is obviously perfect. 643 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:49,811 No. Ethan is not going to let us on his plane. 644 00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:51,312 - Why? - 'Cause he hates me. 645 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,690 First day of rehearsal for Home Alone: The Musical, 646 00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:55,584 I walked in and said, "Hey, you're doing great, kid." 647 00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:57,420 He said, "Don't call me a kid, you old man." I'm like, 648 00:28:57,444 --> 00:29:00,363 "Chill, bro. I'm literally playing your dad in the show, you are my kid." 649 00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:03,533 And it's a weird casting choice. But the point is, he hates me. 650 00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:05,010 That was, like, a hundred years ago. 651 00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:07,746 Guys. It's not gonna happen. Let it go. 652 00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:09,873 Okay, Nick. 653 00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:13,418 Joseph, do you think Nick abandoning Malti at Christmas is gonna scar her for life? 654 00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:16,647 Well, maybe not for life. But she is so young that I feel like 655 00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:19,132 - she'll be in therapy… - Oh, my God. Okay, let's go see Ethan. 656 00:29:19,215 --> 00:29:20,575 - Yes. - And try to get on his plane. 657 00:29:20,633 --> 00:29:21,760 [chuckles] Nice. 658 00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:27,682 [crowd laughing] 659 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,768 And I said, "Kristin Chenoweth, 660 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:32,562 I think this is the best Christmas ham I've ever tasted." 661 00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:34,856 [chuckles] That's what I said. 662 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:37,275 Man, crazy times on Broadway. 663 00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:38,359 [Joe groans] 664 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:39,527 He's so charming. 665 00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:41,488 [chuckles] That's not… 666 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,835 Could that possibly be the Jonas Brothers? 667 00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:45,742 [murmuring] 668 00:29:45,825 --> 00:29:47,035 - Hey. - Hi. 669 00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:48,828 Guilty as charged. Hey, everyone. 670 00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:49,954 - [Ethan] Nick! - Hey, Ethan. 671 00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:52,290 So sweet of you to come to my show, man. 672 00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:54,959 That is cool of you. That is big of you, man. 673 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:57,021 You know what, Nick, why don't you come on up here? 674 00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:58,129 [cheering] Oh, yeah! 675 00:29:58,213 --> 00:29:59,798 - Oh, I… I… - Plane. Plane. 676 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:01,901 - Great idea. - I would love to. 677 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:04,093 - Yeah. - Get us home. Come on. 678 00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:05,345 Get up there. 679 00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:06,888 Nick Jonas. 680 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:08,890 What a treat. Nick. 681 00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:10,934 - Hey. Ethan. - Nicky, man. Good to see you too. 682 00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:12,602 - You got this. - Make us proud. 683 00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:14,413 Oh, can I have two of those please? Thank you. 684 00:30:14,437 --> 00:30:16,397 Most of you probably know this already. 685 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:19,734 Uh… Nick and I starred together in Home Alone: The Musical. 686 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:24,447 I, of course, played Kevin McCallister and Nick obviously played my dad. 687 00:30:25,031 --> 00:30:27,325 Uh… Well, you know, it's Broadway. 688 00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:31,329 So you really suspend disbelief and… And Ethan was playing younger, 689 00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:33,289 I was playing older, obviously. 690 00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:36,960 And they even had to add some gray to my temple just to really sell it. 691 00:30:37,043 --> 00:30:38,336 Did they? They did? 692 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:39,921 They absolutely did. 693 00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:41,273 - Oh, it just… Oh… - You know they did. 694 00:30:41,297 --> 00:30:43,442 It's just I'm seeing some smile lines that sell it just fine. 695 00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:45,176 - Oh. [Mutters] - Ah, come on! 696 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:47,053 Pow! I'm teasing you, man. 697 00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:49,490 - [Nick] That's funny. - [Ethan] Hey, Nick. Hey, Nick. Come on. 698 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:51,784 - Shall we do our big song? - Oh, I don't think they want to see that. 699 00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:55,103 They don't… Of course they do. It's the title song in the show. 700 00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:57,021 - [crowd cheering] - Yeah! Let's hear it! 701 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:59,708 If you don't remember the words, I can make them really big on your phone. 702 00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:02,151 Oh. No, no, no. The vision's just fine. Twenty-twenty, bud. 703 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:03,379 - Oh, good. - Yeah, but listen, hey, 704 00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:04,964 if you wanna take the key down, I get it. 705 00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:08,032 It's 'cause I know there was a lot of times in our run where those… 706 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:10,326 Those high notes were a little tough to get to. 707 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:12,829 Oh, don't say that. 708 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:16,392 - I'm good, man. I'm good with the key. - Oh, he's good. Let's just play the song. 709 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,793 - All right, just play the song. - Go ahead. Play the song. 710 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,753 - God. - [♪ "Home Alone" playing] 711 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:21,880 All right, here we go. 712 00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:31,014 [vocalizing] 713 00:31:33,516 --> 00:31:35,226 ♪ Home Alone ♪ 714 00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:40,899 ♪ Being home alone ♪ 715 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:46,279 ♪ Is like being home with no ♪ 716 00:31:46,362 --> 00:31:48,740 ♪ With no people ♪ 717 00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:53,244 ♪ I was alone 'Cause there were no people ♪ 718 00:31:53,953 --> 00:31:55,246 ♪ At all ♪ 719 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:59,667 ♪ They say home is where ♪ 720 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:04,172 ♪ The heart lives at, not over there ♪ 721 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:07,091 ♪ I learned what I should cherish ♪ 722 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:08,343 I grew from the hurt. 723 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,845 I can't believe this show only ran three weeks. 724 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:11,930 I can. 725 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:17,810 ♪ Oh, when you turn my age ♪ 726 00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:22,440 ♪ The love carries more weight ♪ 727 00:32:22,523 --> 00:32:25,360 ♪ My heart was so heavy ♪ 728 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:31,741 ♪ My apology I was a bad daddy to you ♪ 729 00:32:31,824 --> 00:32:38,206 - ♪ Oh ♪ - ♪ Oh, I made my family disappear ♪ 730 00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:43,127 ♪ I lived through A father's greatest fear ♪ 731 00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,171 ♪ But no more being home alone ♪ 732 00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:51,344 ♪ It's time that we are all at home Together ♪ 733 00:32:51,427 --> 00:32:56,057 ♪ I'll never leave you home alone again ♪ 734 00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:58,309 ♪ I don't wanna be home alone again ♪ 735 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:00,645 - Keep it going, keep it going. - Oh, no. 736 00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:04,899 ♪ I will never leave you Home alone again ♪ 737 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:08,361 ♪ I don't wanna be home alone again ♪ 738 00:33:08,444 --> 00:33:09,529 - He's doing it. - Stop. 739 00:33:09,612 --> 00:33:12,865 - ♪ I'll never leave you home alone ♪ - [Ethan] I can't go much higher. 740 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:18,121 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, home alone again ♪ 741 00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:20,206 ♪ I'll never leave you home alone ♪ 742 00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:21,374 What are you doing? Stop! 743 00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:23,185 ♪ You will never be home On your own, again ♪ 744 00:33:23,209 --> 00:33:30,216 - ♪ Oh, I don't wanna be home alone again ♪ - ♪ Alone again ♪ 745 00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:31,718 - [screeches] - [crowd groans] 746 00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:34,470 - [coughs] Stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop. - [♪ song ends] 747 00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:37,640 You knew. You knew exactly what you were doing. 748 00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:40,977 Because you know what you are, Nick Jonas? You are sick. 749 00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:43,938 - [chuckles] Okay, just... - To track me down, in Amsterdam, 750 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:45,499 - so you could come up here… - No, this is bad. 751 00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:47,804 …and embarrass me in front of the people who love me most, 752 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:52,321 because you can't stand that your time in the sun is up. 753 00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:55,283 - That's mean. - [Ethan] And I am about to have 754 00:33:55,366 --> 00:33:56,701 a double EGOT. 755 00:33:56,784 --> 00:34:01,706 Emmy, Emmy, Grammy, Grammy, Oscar, Oscar, Tony, Tony. E-E, G-G, O-O, T-T. 756 00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:04,959 This is the worst city. And you are the worst Jonas brother. 757 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:06,753 Justin! 758 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:09,881 - You're my hero! - Thank you. 759 00:34:09,964 --> 00:34:11,340 [crowd murmuring] 760 00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:15,386 That's live theater for you. Anything can happen, right? [Chuckles] 761 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:20,516 - No plane? - [clicks tongue] No plane. 762 00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:38,159 Are you, uh, stalking me? 763 00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:40,745 Lucy? What are you doing here? 764 00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:44,957 [chuckles] Well, I was… I was trying to watch an Ethan Lloyd Monroe show, 765 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:47,877 but that happened instead. 766 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,254 - Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 767 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:52,566 I'm wondering if I can get a refund or something. 'Cause I'm... 768 00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:54,884 You know, I could probably give you Nick's Venmo. 769 00:34:54,967 --> 00:34:56,594 - Yeah. - And you could just bill him. 770 00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:59,764 - Okay, great. Yeah. That's… That's good. - That work? [Chuckles] 771 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:03,893 Uh, it's actually good that it ended early 772 00:35:03,976 --> 00:35:06,187 'cause I have this, like, awesome Amsterdam bucket list. 773 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:09,083 And there's this one thing that I didn't know if I was gonna have time for, 774 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,400 and now I have time. 775 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:13,319 So, I think I'm gonna do that. 776 00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:16,030 Do you want company for this thing? 777 00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:19,951 Uh… Well, you don't know what the thing is. 778 00:35:20,576 --> 00:35:22,912 - That's fine. - [chuckles] Yeah, I w… 779 00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:25,057 - Yeah, I would love for you to come. - Yes, Okay, great. 780 00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:27,125 - I will… I'll text my brothers. - Hmm. 781 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:28,751 Okay, I'll text my mom. 782 00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:30,461 I… I'm kidding. 783 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:32,465 - I'll just go grab my jacket. - Okay, that's fine. 784 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:45,226 Is that what we're calling it these days? A connection. 785 00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:48,312 How many girls have you connected with this month? 786 00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:50,898 You're a worthless party boy who doesn't deserve love. 787 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,441 - I agree. - [chuckles] 788 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:54,694 [both laughing] 789 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:57,864 [groans] 790 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,454 [scoffs] 791 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:16,257 Uh, do you know the "Oops, I Did It Again" music video dance still? 792 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:18,176 Yes, obviously. I'm not a loser. 793 00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:21,721 - It's like… I can't… - That's not… Nah, you don't know it. 794 00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:23,472 Okay, I know it in… I know it in my mind, 795 00:36:23,556 --> 00:36:25,975 - but I physically can't do it. [Chuckles] - Right. 796 00:36:26,058 --> 00:36:29,896 So, is your ex a doctor as well? 797 00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:31,397 Okay, then. 798 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,149 Um, yeah. 799 00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:35,651 We were best friends. It was nice. [Sighs] 800 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:38,279 And the hardest thing I ever had to do was admit that I, 801 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:40,198 um, was not in love with him. 802 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,201 Oh. So, you… you broke up with him? 803 00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:44,744 Yeah. 804 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,123 If you don't feel as bad for me anymore, I understand. 805 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,249 I do. 806 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:53,836 [inhales sharply] I've got a few bad break-ups under my belt as well. 807 00:36:55,087 --> 00:36:56,130 Yeah. 808 00:36:57,173 --> 00:36:59,217 I'm not sure what to do here. 809 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,886 Like, do people pretend not to know 810 00:37:01,969 --> 00:37:04,472 literally everything about your personal life? Or like… 811 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:08,559 And then do you pretend not to know that they're pretending not to know? 812 00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:11,479 Yeah, that's pretty much how it goes. 813 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:15,024 - That's so weird. [Chuckles] - [chuckles] 814 00:37:15,107 --> 00:37:17,485 - I'm sorry. Yeah. - It's weird. Yeah. 815 00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:21,697 Um, but the good news is this looks like a good spot. 816 00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:23,866 [groans] Looks good for what exactly? 817 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:25,159 For swimming. 818 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,452 Mmm. Right. 819 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,706 So, just the same old Lucy, except you're crazy now. 820 00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:32,875 [chuckles] It's called Nieuwjaarsduik. 821 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:35,836 It's a Dutch New Years tradition for, like, new beginnings. 822 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,040 And I'm not gonna be here on New Years. So, we're just gonna have to do it now. 823 00:37:41,884 --> 00:37:44,804 Come on, pretty boy. The cold water will be good for your pores. 824 00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:48,349 - [chuckles] - Okay. Fine. 825 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:51,018 - [chuckles, grunts] - [stammers] Can't believe I'm doing this. 826 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:52,982 Let me just hang up my super cool passport pack. 827 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:56,732 [Santa] Ho, ho, ho, ho. 828 00:37:58,276 --> 00:37:59,277 Book a new flight. 829 00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:01,296 [automated voice] Sorry, I didn't get that. 830 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,448 It's okay. Book a new flight. 831 00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:07,868 - One more time. - [clears throat, clicks tongue] 832 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:10,371 Book a new flight. 833 00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:12,415 [automated voice] Rent a car. Is that correct? 834 00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:16,252 That is not correct. I would like to book a new flight. 835 00:38:16,335 --> 00:38:18,587 Hey, Nick, my main man. 836 00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:24,677 I've been, uh, wanting to talk to you about something vis-à-vis la música. 837 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:28,347 [chuckles] "Vis-à-vis la música"? What am I talking about? 838 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:31,517 [sighs] Just rip off the Band-Aid, Kevin. Um… [clicks tongue] 839 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,312 Nick, I wanna sing lead in a song. 840 00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:36,772 Is that cool with you guys? 841 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:38,232 Human cardboard. 842 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,901 - Forgettable curly. - The world's most unlikely rock star. 843 00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:42,611 The stuff we say to you is so mean, 844 00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:45,031 you don't even have to embellish it in your memory. 845 00:38:49,952 --> 00:38:50,953 You got this. 846 00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:55,166 Book a new flight. 847 00:38:55,249 --> 00:38:57,394 [automated voice] If you would like to hear the menu options again, 848 00:38:57,418 --> 00:38:59,962 - please press nine. - [sighs] Nick, can we talk? 849 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:02,590 Listen, you stupid airplane robot! 850 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:05,259 You think you're gonna replace us? That is not the case. 851 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:08,322 Get me on the phone with a live human being right now to book me a new flight 852 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:10,282 so I can get home to be with my family for Christmas. 853 00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:11,682 What? 854 00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:12,767 Nothing. 855 00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:15,728 [automated voice] I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Please hold. 856 00:39:16,228 --> 00:39:17,456 [♪ "Like It's Christmas" playing on phone] 857 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,481 [groans] 858 00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:25,488 Okay. You ready? 859 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:27,239 - Sure. - [sighs] 860 00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:29,575 Eén, twee, drie! 861 00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:30,951 - [Lucy chuckles] - [screams] 862 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,997 - [exclaims] - [gasping] 863 00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:37,249 - It's so cold. - It's horrible. [Panting] 864 00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:39,561 - This was your idea. - [chuckles, gasps] 865 00:39:39,585 --> 00:39:41,170 [speaking Dutch] 866 00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:42,922 [in English] Go, go, go. 867 00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:44,382 - [Lucy] Joe, come on. - [Joe] Wait. 868 00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:46,634 [police officer speaking Dutch] 869 00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:47,843 [Lucy exclaims] 870 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:51,615 [in English] We have to go faster. He's on a bike. [Gasps] 871 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:53,849 - Thank you. [Laughs] - I got it, I got it. Keep going. 872 00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:55,684 It's so cold. [Groans] 873 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:58,062 - Okay, we made it. - I don't know. 874 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:01,732 Do you think we lost him? 875 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,585 Honestly, I don't think anybody was chasing us. 876 00:40:03,609 --> 00:40:04,693 [pants] 877 00:40:06,028 --> 00:40:08,322 - Oh. Laundry day. - Oh. [Pants] 878 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,786 [in Dutch] 879 00:40:13,869 --> 00:40:15,749 - [in English] Thank you. Oh. - Thanks. [Chuckles] 880 00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:18,290 - Oh. - Nice. Well, I did not have 881 00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:20,876 Amsterdam outlaw on my bingo card for tonight. 882 00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:24,296 - What? - [chuckles] Nothing. 883 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,298 It's just strange being with you. 884 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:29,427 Feel like yesterday we were sneaking into American Pie 2. 885 00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:34,098 But we've also had all these years apart and I feel like I have a million questions 886 00:40:34,181 --> 00:40:38,310 about what you've been doing and thinking and feeling and I don't know. 887 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:43,065 You just feel like my old, favorite sweater. 888 00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:47,111 But, like, also like a new pair of shoes that I can't wait to break in. 889 00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:50,841 I don't wanna break you in. That doesn't make sense. 890 00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:52,491 - That got away from... - No, I… 891 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,869 I know exactly how you're feeling. 892 00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:57,913 [clicks tongue] 893 00:40:59,081 --> 00:41:00,207 [Lucy chuckles] 894 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:01,292 [phone chimes] 895 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:06,172 That's Nick. He got us plane tickets to New York. 896 00:41:06,672 --> 00:41:08,215 I-I-I gotta go. 897 00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:10,259 That's amazing. 898 00:41:10,342 --> 00:41:12,720 - Where are you spending the holidays? - Uh, Brooklyn. 899 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:14,680 I leave tomorrow afternoon. 900 00:41:14,763 --> 00:41:17,391 My parents are going on a celebrity cruise with John Stamos. 901 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:19,810 It's no big deal, but it'll just be me and my cat. 902 00:41:20,936 --> 00:41:22,730 Oh, I'm gonna be in the city as well. 903 00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:25,316 Really? 904 00:41:25,399 --> 00:41:26,400 Really. 905 00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:28,986 [sighs] 906 00:41:31,447 --> 00:41:36,035 I hope your cat got you a nice Christmas gift. [Chuckles] 907 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,416 - [clears throat] - Yeah. 908 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,127 Right, okay. I… I gotta go. 909 00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:46,837 Yep. Bye, Joe. 910 00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:48,464 Bye. 911 00:41:50,382 --> 00:41:52,092 [door opens] 912 00:41:53,260 --> 00:41:54,386 [door closes] 913 00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:56,472 [♪ "Feel Something" playing] 914 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:05,606 ♪ Childish ♪ 915 00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:10,694 ♪ Dancing around like teenagers ♪ 916 00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:13,822 ♪ Selfish ♪ 917 00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:18,077 ♪ Shooting her down with no chaser ♪ 918 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,622 ♪ I'm not for long here ♪ 919 00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:27,419 ♪ Gotta move on before it starts ♪ 920 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:30,589 ♪ Stupid ♪ 921 00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:34,843 ♪ The Two of Cups not in my cards ♪ 922 00:42:36,011 --> 00:42:38,639 ♪ Reckless ♪ 923 00:42:39,181 --> 00:42:43,018 ♪ Cracking the door on what could be ♪ 924 00:42:44,103 --> 00:42:46,689 ♪ Electric ♪ 925 00:42:47,356 --> 00:42:51,485 ♪ I'm seeing red, it's too risky ♪ 926 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:53,946 ♪ I don't belong here ♪ 927 00:42:54,029 --> 00:42:56,031 ♪ I don't belong here ♪ 928 00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:59,743 ♪ That might be a lie I tell myself ♪ 929 00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:03,497 ♪ 'Cause love is ♪ 930 00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:07,751 ♪ Throwing pennies into a well ♪ 931 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:10,963 ♪ Am I ready to feel something? ♪ 932 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:16,260 ♪ 'Cause if I do Then it's out of my hands ♪ 933 00:43:16,343 --> 00:43:19,388 ♪ Is it better to feel nothing? ♪ 934 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:24,435 ♪ I don't wanna choose Losing something again ♪ 935 00:43:24,518 --> 00:43:26,061 ♪ If I feel something ♪ 936 00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:30,649 ♪ So I feel nothing ♪ 937 00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:34,028 [vocalizes] 938 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:38,824 ♪ Let me down, let me down Let me down, let me down ♪ 939 00:43:38,907 --> 00:43:41,493 ♪ Let me down, let me down, let me down ♪ 940 00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:43,787 ♪ Will you let me down again? ♪ 941 00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:45,748 ♪ Don't let it begin ♪ 942 00:43:45,831 --> 00:43:49,376 ♪ So it never ends ♪ 943 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:52,129 ♪ Am I ready to feel? ♪ 944 00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:53,505 [♪ Song ends] 945 00:43:58,260 --> 00:43:59,845 This is my nightmare. 946 00:43:59,928 --> 00:44:01,555 I don't have any clean clothes. 947 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:04,141 Shipped everything home except what I needed for 948 00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:06,185 one night of sleep, one day of travel. 949 00:44:06,268 --> 00:44:09,396 But now it's day two of travel so I have to put back on day one's outfit. 950 00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:12,608 Good thing I packed my emergency robe. 951 00:44:12,691 --> 00:44:14,777 J.Lo called, she wants her dress back. 952 00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:17,404 I can smell all of yesterday's smells. Don't you hate that? 953 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,615 I can smell that… [sniffs] …Christmas lady's car. 954 00:44:19,698 --> 00:44:20,908 [sniffs] And the train. 955 00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:24,119 [sniffs] And the fries from the train. [sniffs] And the mayo from the fries. 956 00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:26,914 Wow, Priyanka really puts up with a lot, doesn't she? 957 00:44:26,997 --> 00:44:29,958 Yeah, she does. She's a very patient woman. 958 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:35,130 - Hi. - Great job with the door, Kev. 959 00:44:35,714 --> 00:44:38,384 Joe, while you were out gallivanting around Amsterdam, 960 00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:40,594 I was on the phone with a lovely ticket agent, 961 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,638 securing seats for us on a flight home tomorrow. 962 00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,139 - That's great. - Yeah. 963 00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:46,225 So, what's her name? 964 00:44:46,308 --> 00:44:49,144 - Well, that is a very funny story. - Like he remembers. 965 00:44:50,312 --> 00:44:52,106 Can I get my passport? I wanna check on it. 966 00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:54,233 Yes, passports. Who's got the passports? 967 00:44:54,316 --> 00:44:56,026 I do 'cause I have the pack. 968 00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:58,030 Feels a bit light, but you know what? It's right… 969 00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,530 It's gone. 970 00:44:59,613 --> 00:45:01,031 They're gone, so… 971 00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:02,116 Great. 972 00:45:02,616 --> 00:45:04,743 [Nick groaning] 973 00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:10,582 Wait. You lost all three of your passports? 974 00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:12,960 - Are you kidding me? - We did not lose them. 975 00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:14,920 - Joe lost them. - Somebody must've stolen them. 976 00:45:15,003 --> 00:45:17,381 Lucky for you, I deal with this kind of thing all the time. 977 00:45:17,464 --> 00:45:19,883 Hang on just one moment please. [chuckles] 978 00:45:20,884 --> 00:45:24,471 Uh, Siri, what do I do if I lose my passport abroad? 979 00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:27,182 - Oh, my God. - Cassidy, uh, we… we can still hear you. 980 00:45:27,266 --> 00:45:28,517 Oh, uh… [chuckles] 981 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:29,994 I know, I was just talking to Siri, 982 00:45:30,018 --> 00:45:33,063 my colleague that specializes in passport law. 983 00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:35,691 [Siri] Sorry, I didn't quite get that. 984 00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:37,776 - Cassidy. - Okay, fine! 985 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:40,154 Fine. I wasn't talking to any of my colleagues 986 00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:41,780 because I am all alone on Christmas. 987 00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:44,241 [inhales sharply] Oh, my God. 988 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,326 That's it. 989 00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:47,786 Wh… What's it? Cassidy? 990 00:45:47,870 --> 00:45:50,622 My ex is a pilot. He ditched me so he could fly 991 00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:53,876 Angela Merkel to her favorite spa in Hamburg. 992 00:45:53,959 --> 00:45:56,253 [chuckles] That is why we broke up. 993 00:45:56,336 --> 00:46:00,424 But if I can get you guys to Germany, he can probably take you home on his PJ. 994 00:46:00,507 --> 00:46:03,343 Uh, Cassidy, wh… why didn't you tell us this before? 995 00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:05,822 Well, I didn't think of it. Probably because he's dead to me. 996 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:08,140 Have you not been listening to me at all? 997 00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:12,519 Sorry. Uh, now I just have to get you to Germany. [Chuckles] 998 00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:14,855 Most of my drivers are off for the holidays, 999 00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:17,900 but I'll check trusty Craigslist Amsterdam. 1000 00:46:19,067 --> 00:46:20,068 Here's someone. 1001 00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:21,820 Mmm. [Sucks teeth] 1002 00:46:21,904 --> 00:46:23,631 He's probably gonna wanna do stuff to your feet. 1003 00:46:23,655 --> 00:46:25,199 - No. - No. 1004 00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:26,366 What kind of stuff? 1005 00:46:30,829 --> 00:46:31,955 Dank je wel. 1006 00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:33,290 - Merry Christmas. - Whoo! 1007 00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:35,685 Nothing can stop us from getting home for Christmas now! Whoo! 1008 00:46:35,709 --> 00:46:37,029 - Come on. - [Nick] We're grown men. 1009 00:46:37,085 --> 00:46:38,587 And we'll drive ourselves to Hamburg. 1010 00:46:40,172 --> 00:46:44,384 [Santa] Magic! 1011 00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:50,098 We should've just let that guy from Craigslist do stuff to my feet. 1012 00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:54,269 - [Nick sighs] - [Kevin coughs] 1013 00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:01,885 [Kevin] The girls are probably roasting chestnuts right now. 1014 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:04,279 I'm starving. [Sighs] 1015 00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:07,533 Oh, my God. Do you think I'm gonna starve to death out here? 1016 00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:09,952 No. I think you're gonna freeze to death. 1017 00:47:10,035 --> 00:47:12,746 And Joe and I will be forced to eat you to survive. 1018 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,248 Oh, my God, truck. 1019 00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:17,626 - Truck. Shall we hitchhike? - Are you crazy? 1020 00:47:17,709 --> 00:47:18,752 I saw this list that said 1021 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:21,296 hitchhiking is the sixth most likely way people get killed. 1022 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:23,817 I saw this other list said that we're the second most punchable band. 1023 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:25,610 Put those lists together, whoever's driving that truck's 1024 00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:27,845 - gonna punch us to death. - No. No. 1025 00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:28,929 - Stop! - Nope. 1026 00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:30,055 Nick, what are you doing? 1027 00:47:30,138 --> 00:47:32,516 - Getting us home. - Don't look at the guy. Don't look at him. 1028 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:36,228 [Joe grunts] 1029 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,648 [speaking German] 1030 00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:42,109 [in English] Duolingo, 48 day streak. 1031 00:47:42,192 --> 00:47:44,486 I speak English. Hi. [Chuckles] 1032 00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:46,947 And I, uh, I happen to be going right through Hamburg. 1033 00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:48,407 Have we met before? 1034 00:47:48,490 --> 00:47:52,828 No, of course not. No, I-I've never put a spell on you. [Chuckles] 1035 00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:57,124 - What? - I said I've never met you. 1036 00:47:57,624 --> 00:48:01,378 Okay? Okay. Two in the back and one up here with me. 1037 00:48:02,504 --> 00:48:03,505 Okay. So… 1038 00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:05,090 [sighs] 1039 00:48:05,632 --> 00:48:07,467 Of course, I have to sit with the murderer. 1040 00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:10,220 [sniffs] Smells amazing. What is that? 1041 00:48:10,762 --> 00:48:11,805 600 Christmas trees. 1042 00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:20,022 [slurps] Don't worry, I, um, went light on the whiskey today. 1043 00:48:20,105 --> 00:48:22,608 - I'm kidding. I'm kidding. [Chuckles] - [grunts] 1044 00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:24,401 It's just peppermint tea. 1045 00:48:24,484 --> 00:48:26,987 So, uh… How did you and your brothers end up 1046 00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:29,239 stranded in Germany on Christmas Eve? 1047 00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:32,159 Good question. Uh, we were on tour in Europe. 1048 00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:34,202 Um, we're in a band together. 1049 00:48:34,286 --> 00:48:38,248 A band of brothers. Huh. Oh, like the Bee Gees. 1050 00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:40,500 - [chuckles] - Oh, that-that sounds fun. 1051 00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:43,295 It can be. 1052 00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:47,090 No, don't get me wrong. I mean, I'm… 1053 00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:50,886 I-I am so grateful that there are some people that love our music, 1054 00:48:50,969 --> 00:48:55,807 and that we're still doing this after all these years. 1055 00:48:56,516 --> 00:48:57,517 But it's family, 1056 00:48:58,393 --> 00:49:01,355 and, you know, being around your family all the time, it's… 1057 00:49:01,855 --> 00:49:03,649 It's tough. [Sighs, clears throat] 1058 00:49:03,732 --> 00:49:06,401 We got our big break when we were just kids. 1059 00:49:06,485 --> 00:49:10,197 And right away we kind of locked into these very specific roles. 1060 00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:13,533 And we're-we're great at them, that's why this works. 1061 00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:18,664 But mine is planning, and worrying, and obsessing over every little detail. 1062 00:49:18,747 --> 00:49:22,292 And it just feels like by trying to keep us on our A game, 1063 00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:28,298 I've gotten stuck being kind of, uh, annoying. [Scoffs] 1064 00:49:29,716 --> 00:49:33,512 And… [chuckles] …it's driving me insane actually. 1065 00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:36,598 Does that make any sense? 1066 00:49:36,682 --> 00:49:38,725 Mmm. Mmm. Not really, no. 1067 00:49:39,768 --> 00:49:42,771 But… [stammers] …I don't really have anyone who drives me insane. 1068 00:49:42,854 --> 00:49:44,189 - Braggy. - Well, no, it's just… 1069 00:49:44,272 --> 00:49:46,525 [stammers] …I live a very solitary life. 1070 00:49:46,608 --> 00:49:48,902 My-My home is very remote, 1071 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:52,739 and, uh, my work is all-consuming. 1072 00:49:53,323 --> 00:49:57,661 I just try and bring people joy with my yearly deliveries of, um, 1073 00:49:57,744 --> 00:49:59,246 you know, Christmas trees. 1074 00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:03,667 - That's actually really nice. - [Santa] Well, it can be. 1075 00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:08,171 Most of the time, I'm-I'm on the outside looking in through the window. 1076 00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:09,256 [Nick] Hmm. 1077 00:50:09,339 --> 00:50:13,802 Yeah, this lone wolf has always daydreamed about being part of a pack. 1078 00:50:14,928 --> 00:50:17,764 [howls, chuckles] 1079 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,767 [clicks tongue] Yeah. 1080 00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:25,105 [smacks lips] Would you mind pulling over? I just wanna go check on my brothers. 1081 00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:26,189 Oh, yeah. 1082 00:50:29,067 --> 00:50:30,068 Why are we stopping? 1083 00:50:30,152 --> 00:50:31,153 I don't know. 1084 00:50:36,783 --> 00:50:41,455 Never trust a cheap spell to do a man's job. [Chuckles, slurps] 1085 00:50:42,205 --> 00:50:43,498 You all right? 1086 00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:46,418 Yeah. Just wanted some fresh air. 1087 00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:50,589 - [sighing] - [engine revs] 1088 00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:58,722 You know what this reminds me of? 1089 00:50:58,805 --> 00:51:01,683 Yeah. Those old days with Dad driving us to gigs? 1090 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:05,353 Back of the minivan. 1091 00:51:05,437 --> 00:51:08,523 Cramped in the back seat, trying not to throw up from Dad's terrible driving. 1092 00:51:08,607 --> 00:51:10,067 [both chuckle] 1093 00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:13,862 Didn't Dad cut down a Christmas tree one year for Christmas? 1094 00:51:13,945 --> 00:51:15,840 - Think so, yeah. Oh, yeah. - There was spiders in it. 1095 00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:17,304 There was, like, spiders everywhere. 1096 00:51:17,365 --> 00:51:18,760 - Spiders. I remember that. - [Kevin] Yeah. 1097 00:51:18,784 --> 00:51:20,595 I remember Dad in our little apartment in Dallas... 1098 00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:23,580 Pulling out each ornament, one by one, telling a story about it. 1099 00:51:23,663 --> 00:51:25,343 - He was making those stories up. - For sure. 1100 00:51:25,373 --> 00:51:27,685 "This is from New Zealand." It's like, "When have you been to New Zealand?" 1101 00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:30,253 [all laugh] 1102 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:32,756 - Oh, yes, a very Kiwi Christmas. - [laughs] Yeah. 1103 00:51:33,298 --> 00:51:34,299 [sighs] 1104 00:51:34,382 --> 00:51:36,718 [♪ "Remember When" playing] 1105 00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:45,852 ♪ Memory Memory's a tap on the glass ♪ 1106 00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:49,981 ♪ Just asking questions ♪ 1107 00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:55,487 ♪ Every Every ripple in our past ♪ 1108 00:51:56,738 --> 00:51:59,199 ♪ Had good intentions ♪ 1109 00:51:59,282 --> 00:52:05,122 ♪ Oh, you can make new friends But not old ♪ 1110 00:52:05,872 --> 00:52:07,958 ♪ 'Cause they won't know ♪ 1111 00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:11,086 ♪ Every "Remember when" ♪ 1112 00:52:11,169 --> 00:52:17,592 ♪ Floods my mind With little images of simpler times ♪ 1113 00:52:17,676 --> 00:52:20,345 ♪ Every "Remember when" ♪ 1114 00:52:21,054 --> 00:52:26,810 ♪ Brings me right back To the innocence of childish eyes ♪ 1115 00:52:26,893 --> 00:52:27,894 ♪ Oh ♪ 1116 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:32,732 ♪ When fuses weren't so short And laughing wasn't forced ♪ 1117 00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:36,278 ♪ The benefit of doubt was yours ♪ 1118 00:52:36,945 --> 00:52:39,239 ♪ Every "Remember when" ♪ 1119 00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:43,743 ♪ Makes me remember when I had the innocence ♪ 1120 00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:50,959 - ♪ To love you without keeping score ♪ - [Jonas Brothers vocalizing] 1121 00:52:51,042 --> 00:52:53,253 [Nick vocalizes] ♪ Yeah ♪ 1122 00:52:56,214 --> 00:52:58,508 ♪ Every "Remember when" ♪ 1123 00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:03,096 ♪ Makes me remember when I had the innocence ♪ 1124 00:53:03,930 --> 00:53:08,018 ♪ To love you without keeping score ♪ 1125 00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:09,936 [Joe] Oh, was it Operation or Monopoly... 1126 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,355 [Kevin] Endless childish games. I forgot about that. 1127 00:53:13,648 --> 00:53:14,649 Guten Tag. 1128 00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:20,280 - Oh, absolutely. Here we go. - [Joe hums] 1129 00:53:23,658 --> 00:53:25,160 [chuckles] 1130 00:53:25,243 --> 00:53:29,664 [Joe, Kevin chattering] 1131 00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:31,875 [line ringing] 1132 00:53:31,958 --> 00:53:35,253 [Stacy] Hi, you've reached Stacy. Please leave one after the beep. 1133 00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:37,214 [clicks tongue] Hey, Stacy, it's Nick. 1134 00:53:38,089 --> 00:53:41,801 Look, I've been thinking, uh, you know, maybe we can extend the tour. 1135 00:53:42,844 --> 00:53:45,388 [stammers] Look, we-we absolutely love performing together, 1136 00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:49,059 and when things are good, they're-they're great. 1137 00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:50,268 I… It's just… 1138 00:53:52,979 --> 00:53:55,941 I think I just need a minute to decide if we can make this work or not. 1139 00:53:56,024 --> 00:54:00,403 So d-don't say no to the promoters just yet, okay? All right, bye. 1140 00:54:00,987 --> 00:54:03,114 Look, we found fresh clothes. 1141 00:54:07,619 --> 00:54:08,620 "I'm a Düsseldorf girl." 1142 00:54:09,204 --> 00:54:11,289 Least it doesn't have yesterday's smells on it. 1143 00:54:11,873 --> 00:54:13,917 Do you get mine? It's pretty funny. 1144 00:54:14,459 --> 00:54:16,461 [♪ "Coming Home For Christmas" playing] 1145 00:54:26,596 --> 00:54:28,515 - Wow. - It's beautiful. 1146 00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:31,518 Now let's just hope Cassidy's ex isn't a total freak. 1147 00:54:33,561 --> 00:54:34,604 Hello, gents! 1148 00:54:35,355 --> 00:54:36,690 Damn, son. 1149 00:54:36,773 --> 00:54:38,358 No wonder Cassidy's so heartbroken. 1150 00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:41,444 I'm Gene. It is an absolute honor to get you guys home for Christmas. 1151 00:54:42,028 --> 00:54:43,029 [all] Hi, Gene. 1152 00:54:43,613 --> 00:54:45,156 Got the usual stuff here. 1153 00:54:45,907 --> 00:54:48,326 I googled some of your favorite snacks. Hope that's okay. 1154 00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:52,372 Pringles for Nick. Roasted peanuts for Kevin. Sour Patch Kids, Joe. 1155 00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:57,085 [chuckles] I have a soft spot for these too. 1156 00:54:57,168 --> 00:54:59,087 Tart and sweet, just like your music. 1157 00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:01,131 You get it. 1158 00:55:09,764 --> 00:55:10,932 [screams] 1159 00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:12,642 [laughs] 1160 00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:14,769 Kevin McCallister, you brilliant, little devil. 1161 00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:18,440 Whoa. Bumpy. 1162 00:55:18,523 --> 00:55:21,484 Probably just a change in pressure. My main man Gene's all over it. 1163 00:55:24,821 --> 00:55:25,822 [thuds] 1164 00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:29,034 Okay. I'm gonna go see what's going on. 1165 00:55:32,037 --> 00:55:33,121 [camera shutter clicks] 1166 00:55:33,204 --> 00:55:35,081 - Um, Gene? - [camera shutter clicks] 1167 00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:36,541 - Oh! - [grunts] 1168 00:55:37,208 --> 00:55:38,335 What are you doing? 1169 00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:41,588 My ex, Cassidy, posted a photo with some guy named Dean. Look at that. 1170 00:55:43,882 --> 00:55:45,216 That's not real though. 1171 00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:51,264 I appreciate you trying to protect me, Jonas. But I can fix this. 1172 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,788 I just have to post a photo to make her remember how hot I am. 1173 00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:55,536 These photos suck. It's too cramped in here. 1174 00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:56,787 You can only see eight of my abs. 1175 00:55:56,811 --> 00:55:58,891 - Wait, you don't have a copilot. - So we better hurry. 1176 00:56:01,649 --> 00:56:04,110 [Nick] Gene. Gene, don't you need to, like, fly the plane? 1177 00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:06,404 It's on autopilot. This is more important. 1178 00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:08,248 - Can you help please? - [Joe] What's going on? 1179 00:56:08,281 --> 00:56:09,467 [Nick] I don't know. This guy's insane. 1180 00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:12,452 I'm not insane. We're taking sexy photos so I can get my girlfriend back. 1181 00:56:12,535 --> 00:56:14,537 Okay, okay. Let me see. I need to see it. 1182 00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:17,916 Oh, the lighting is terrible in here. I'm washed out. 1183 00:56:17,999 --> 00:56:19,334 Oh, I got something for you. 1184 00:56:20,668 --> 00:56:22,188 [Kevin] How-How's that gonna help, Joe? 1185 00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:24,422 [sniffs] This is fantastic. What is this? 1186 00:56:24,506 --> 00:56:27,300 Glow by Joe. Cinnamon clove. 1187 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:29,320 People magazine's sexiest candle two years running. 1188 00:56:29,344 --> 00:56:31,697 Joe, why are you encouraging this? We need him to fly the plane. 1189 00:56:31,721 --> 00:56:34,450 Sooner he takes these pictures, the sooner he gets back to flying this plane. 1190 00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:35,600 - Nick, Nick, Nick. - [sighs] 1191 00:56:35,683 --> 00:56:38,478 Hey, I bet if we just land the plane, you can just call Cassidy… 1192 00:56:38,561 --> 00:56:40,438 - How's the lighting? - …and you can apologize. 1193 00:56:42,524 --> 00:56:44,984 Okay, I gotta know. Is it keto? Intermittent fasting? 1194 00:56:45,610 --> 00:56:46,770 Put your arm down. [Stammers] 1195 00:56:47,195 --> 00:56:48,488 - [phone chimes] - [Gene] Feedback. 1196 00:56:48,571 --> 00:56:49,891 [Nick] That looks great. Natural. 1197 00:56:49,948 --> 00:56:51,550 [Joe] Nick, why's our manager texting you, 1198 00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:54,828 "So psyched you changed your mind and are open to extending the tour"? 1199 00:56:54,911 --> 00:56:57,372 Yeah, good news. They want to extend the tour. Congrats. 1200 00:56:57,455 --> 00:56:59,266 [Gene] Eye on the prize, Nick. I can't hold this forever. 1201 00:56:59,290 --> 00:57:00,643 [Nick] Can we talk about this later please? 1202 00:57:00,667 --> 00:57:02,728 - [Kevin] Seriously? - [Joe] But what does she mean by, 1203 00:57:02,752 --> 00:57:05,106 "You changed your mind." What did you change your mind about? 1204 00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:07,930 Okay, fine. Yes, I did speak to her yesterday about extending the tour, 1205 00:57:08,007 --> 00:57:10,051 and I lied and said that you guys weren't up for it. 1206 00:57:10,135 --> 00:57:11,975 - The truth is, I wasn't up for it. - No, no, no. 1207 00:57:12,053 --> 00:57:14,907 Wait, so you just unilaterally decided to not extend without talking to us? 1208 00:57:14,931 --> 00:57:16,724 Yes, but I-I took it back. So… 1209 00:57:16,808 --> 00:57:17,809 - [Gene] No. - Unbelievable. 1210 00:57:17,892 --> 00:57:20,520 - This isn't working. I look bloated! - You don't look bloated. 1211 00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:22,289 Why did you make me eat that Sour Patch Kid? 1212 00:57:22,313 --> 00:57:23,374 - What? - Let's do another setup. 1213 00:57:23,398 --> 00:57:26,443 - Maybe some waist down shots. - [Nick] All right, I'll take 'em. 1214 00:57:26,526 --> 00:57:27,569 [grunting] 1215 00:57:27,652 --> 00:57:28,653 [Kevin] Gene! 1216 00:57:29,529 --> 00:57:30,864 - Is he dead? - He can't be dead. 1217 00:57:30,947 --> 00:57:32,532 If he's dead, we're dead. 1218 00:57:33,324 --> 00:57:34,510 We gotta wake him up. Come on. 1219 00:57:34,534 --> 00:57:36,137 - [Kevin] Gene? - [Joe] Dude, Gene, wake up. 1220 00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:37,912 - [groans] - [Nick] Oh, he's alive. Good. 1221 00:57:37,996 --> 00:57:39,581 - He's not dead. - Get him up. Get him up. 1222 00:57:39,664 --> 00:57:40,707 Help me. 1223 00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:42,750 [all grunting] 1224 00:57:43,585 --> 00:57:46,796 - Come on. Come on. Geez. He's so dense. - Careful. [Grunting] 1225 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:47,881 Careful. 1226 00:57:47,964 --> 00:57:49,757 - Okay. Get the legs. - Legs. Come on. [Grunts] 1227 00:57:49,841 --> 00:57:52,122 [Nick] Come on, watch his foot. Don't let it hit anything. 1228 00:57:52,844 --> 00:57:54,655 - [Kevin] We gotta wake him up. - We deactivated auto pilot. 1229 00:57:54,679 --> 00:57:56,097 - We did? - We did. 1230 00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:57,867 - Then reactivate it! - I don't know how to do that. 1231 00:57:57,891 --> 00:57:59,642 Okay, uh, nothing works. 1232 00:57:59,726 --> 00:58:01,078 [Joe] We're losing altitude. Reengage it. 1233 00:58:01,102 --> 00:58:03,080 I don't even know how to drive stick, what do you mean? 1234 00:58:03,104 --> 00:58:05,607 Gene, wake up. Come on. Come on! Come on! 1235 00:58:06,649 --> 00:58:07,692 Guys, I've got this. 1236 00:58:07,775 --> 00:58:10,320 [sighs] I know Glen Powell from Top Gun. 1237 00:58:11,362 --> 00:58:12,363 Hold on. 1238 00:58:14,365 --> 00:58:15,867 We're gonna get home for Christmas. 1239 00:58:18,244 --> 00:58:20,205 - [Nick] Whoa! - I don't have it. I don't have it. 1240 00:58:20,288 --> 00:58:22,516 - Gene, wake up and fly this plane! - [warning system] Pull up. 1241 00:58:22,540 --> 00:58:25,168 - Come on, Gene. We need you! - [warning system] Pull up. 1242 00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:26,252 Wait. Wait. Wait, wait. 1243 00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:27,837 [warning system] Pull up. 1244 00:58:27,921 --> 00:58:29,081 [Kevin] You still have those? 1245 00:58:29,714 --> 00:58:31,034 That one's mine. That one's mine. 1246 00:58:31,090 --> 00:58:32,425 Doesn't matter, just blow. 1247 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:33,760 [whistling] 1248 00:58:34,385 --> 00:58:36,304 No, no. One, two, three. 1249 00:58:36,387 --> 00:58:37,388 [whistles] 1250 00:58:37,472 --> 00:58:39,492 - [groaning] - It's working. It's working. Keep going. 1251 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:40,517 [whistling] 1252 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,477 - Cassidy, I love you! Cassidy! - [screams] 1253 00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,038 - Gene! Fly the plane! - [Kevin] He's awake! 1254 00:58:44,062 --> 00:58:46,898 - [Gene groans] - [Kevin] Oh, come on! 1255 00:58:48,691 --> 00:58:49,734 [Joe] That's good. 1256 00:58:49,817 --> 00:58:51,361 [screams] Oh, no. 1257 00:58:52,111 --> 00:58:53,780 Uh, Gene, you got this. 1258 00:58:53,863 --> 00:58:55,490 Brace! Brace, guys. Hold on tight. 1259 00:58:55,573 --> 00:58:56,950 Hold on! 1260 00:58:57,659 --> 00:59:00,495 [all grunting] 1261 00:59:01,246 --> 00:59:03,706 [shouting] 1262 00:59:09,170 --> 00:59:12,549 [all panting] 1263 00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:15,009 - Huh. You did it, Gene. We're alive. - [laughs] 1264 00:59:15,093 --> 00:59:17,011 [laughing] 1265 00:59:17,095 --> 00:59:18,388 Whoo! [Sighs] 1266 00:59:18,471 --> 00:59:20,390 [sniffs] What… What's that smell? 1267 00:59:20,473 --> 00:59:21,516 Oh, cinnamon. 1268 00:59:21,599 --> 00:59:22,684 And cloves. 1269 00:59:22,767 --> 00:59:24,561 And pine. I'm definitely getting pine. 1270 00:59:25,144 --> 00:59:26,354 Oh, no. 1271 00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:31,067 - Oh. - [Joe] No! 1272 00:59:31,150 --> 00:59:33,528 - [shouts] - [Nick] Oh, oh, okay. Whoa. 1273 00:59:33,611 --> 00:59:34,779 Let's go. 1274 00:59:37,448 --> 00:59:38,449 [Gene screams] 1275 00:59:40,034 --> 00:59:41,035 [Kevin groans] 1276 00:59:41,119 --> 00:59:42,370 Two planes in two days. 1277 00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:45,390 Please tell me someone has their phone. 1278 00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:47,564 [Kevin] Maybe they're okay in there? 1279 00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:49,738 - [screams] Oh, no. - [Gene screams] 1280 00:59:50,211 --> 00:59:52,255 Why do I never say yes to AppleCare? 1281 00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:58,011 [wind howls] 1282 00:59:58,970 --> 01:00:00,447 - Sorry about before. Okay? - [Nick] Hmm. 1283 01:00:00,471 --> 01:00:02,432 The heart makes us do crazy things. 1284 01:00:02,515 --> 01:00:04,934 Now I'll make us a fire, build us a shelter. 1285 01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:06,019 [Kevin] Great. 1286 01:00:06,102 --> 01:00:08,563 We'll set up camp for the night, all right? Good. 1287 01:00:08,646 --> 01:00:09,886 - [Gene] Let's get it going. - No. 1288 01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:13,526 No, no, no. We are not setting up camp with you, Gene. 1289 01:00:14,193 --> 01:00:17,363 We are missing Christmas Eve with our kids 1290 01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:20,575 because you had to take thirst traps for the weirdest woman in the world. 1291 01:00:20,658 --> 01:00:24,412 I'm gonna stop you right there. You keep my ex's name out of your mouth. 1292 01:00:24,495 --> 01:00:25,997 - I didn't even say her name. - Good. 1293 01:00:26,581 --> 01:00:28,416 - Don't say her name. - But I will now. 1294 01:00:29,417 --> 01:00:30,418 - Cassidy. - Don't. 1295 01:00:30,501 --> 01:00:32,754 - Cassidy, Cassidy, Cassidy. - Guys. Guys… 1296 01:00:32,837 --> 01:00:35,048 - Cassidy, Cassidy, Cassidy. - You know what? Screw this. 1297 01:00:35,131 --> 01:00:36,132 And screw you, Nick. 1298 01:00:36,215 --> 01:00:38,569 I've always liked Joe's solo music better than yours anyway. 1299 01:00:38,593 --> 01:00:40,178 - Oh. - Yeah. You boys are done. 1300 01:00:40,261 --> 01:00:41,780 - Uh, no. [Stammers] - [Gene] You're on your own. 1301 01:00:41,804 --> 01:00:43,306 - I'm sorry, man. But… - Gene. 1302 01:00:43,389 --> 01:00:44,742 [Gene] I'm going back to my woman. 1303 01:00:44,766 --> 01:00:47,268 - Dude, come on. Please. - [Gene] No. I'm gonna find my woman. 1304 01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:48,353 - Dude. - [sighs] 1305 01:00:49,145 --> 01:00:51,230 Wow. Way to go, Nick. 1306 01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:53,941 Thanks for telling the one guy who knows how to survive out here 1307 01:00:54,025 --> 01:00:55,652 that we don't wanna camp with him. 1308 01:00:55,735 --> 01:00:57,403 Another phenomenal unilateral decision. 1309 01:00:57,487 --> 01:01:01,908 [scoffs] Okay. You can't suddenly be mad at me for making a decision 1310 01:01:01,991 --> 01:01:03,493 when you literally lean on me 1311 01:01:03,576 --> 01:01:05,161 - for everything. - [scoffs] 1312 01:01:05,244 --> 01:01:06,930 Do you think I like being the uptight, responsible one? 1313 01:01:06,954 --> 01:01:10,792 No, I don't. But I have to so that I can take care of you two. 1314 01:01:11,918 --> 01:01:13,044 That is such BS. 1315 01:01:13,127 --> 01:01:15,463 - You love to be in control. - [scoffs] 1316 01:01:15,546 --> 01:01:17,650 You get off on feeling like you're better than everybody. 1317 01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:20,110 Which is probably why you make fun of my personal life so much. 1318 01:01:20,134 --> 01:01:21,487 - What? - Actually, you do do that, Nick. 1319 01:01:21,511 --> 01:01:23,113 I've been meaning to talk to you about it. 1320 01:01:23,137 --> 01:01:26,349 You do it too. Always joking about how I'm some vapid womanizer. 1321 01:01:26,432 --> 01:01:29,644 You know, that makes me feel like I'll never find a real relationship again. 1322 01:01:29,727 --> 01:01:31,038 Which is probably why I didn't tell you 1323 01:01:31,062 --> 01:01:33,106 that I bumped into Lucy again in Amsterdam. 1324 01:01:33,189 --> 01:01:36,442 Yeah. And I feel like there's something there, but I'm terrified to go for it. 1325 01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:39,612 Because maybe I'm just this shallow idiot my brothers say I am. 1326 01:01:42,365 --> 01:01:43,366 [sighs] 1327 01:01:45,201 --> 01:01:46,202 I wanna sing. 1328 01:01:48,204 --> 01:01:49,580 - Right now? - [Kevin] No. 1329 01:01:49,664 --> 01:01:51,124 Lead vocals in a song. 1330 01:01:51,207 --> 01:01:52,726 I've been trying to tell you guys for days, 1331 01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:55,795 but you guys are such narcissists you didn't even see me. 1332 01:01:57,505 --> 01:02:01,259 Okay, don't blame your inability to tell us what you want on us. 1333 01:02:01,342 --> 01:02:03,761 If you wanna sing, of course you can sing. 1334 01:02:03,845 --> 01:02:06,126 Oh, yeah, great. Another unilateral decision, Nick. Great. 1335 01:02:06,597 --> 01:02:08,033 Okay, so you don't want him to sing? 1336 01:02:08,057 --> 01:02:09,934 I just would like to be consulted on it first. 1337 01:02:10,017 --> 01:02:12,246 Okay, I thought I could last six more months with you guys. 1338 01:02:12,270 --> 01:02:13,730 But I can't even last six seconds. 1339 01:02:13,813 --> 01:02:15,733 Me either. I'll find my own way home to my girls. 1340 01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:17,108 - Yeah, me too. - Yeah, me too. 1341 01:02:17,191 --> 01:02:18,901 I'll find my own way home to mine. 1342 01:02:20,236 --> 01:02:22,613 [sighs] None of us have sons. 1343 01:02:22,697 --> 01:02:24,490 Do you think that's genetic? 1344 01:02:24,574 --> 01:02:25,575 It's gotta be genetic. 1345 01:02:26,325 --> 01:02:27,326 I blame Dad. 1346 01:02:27,410 --> 01:02:29,912 [♪ "Better Off Alone" playing] 1347 01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:34,625 ♪ I take responsibility ♪ 1348 01:02:35,251 --> 01:02:38,129 ♪ For staying round this long ♪ 1349 01:02:39,797 --> 01:02:44,469 ♪ Apologies to younger me ♪ 1350 01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:48,014 ♪ For letting it go on ♪ 1351 01:02:49,682 --> 01:02:53,853 ♪ Blood's thicker than water ♪ 1352 01:02:54,395 --> 01:02:59,066 ♪ But not when everything's gone cold ♪ 1353 01:02:59,150 --> 01:03:04,280 ♪ It's just a name assigned to me ♪ 1354 01:03:04,363 --> 01:03:07,575 ♪ Am I better off alone? ♪ 1355 01:03:07,658 --> 01:03:13,456 ♪ Am I better, better, better off alone? ♪ 1356 01:03:19,003 --> 01:03:24,091 ♪ I've been as good as I can be ♪ 1357 01:03:24,175 --> 01:03:27,261 ♪ It's never good enough ♪ 1358 01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:33,851 ♪ Not sure just what they want from me ♪ 1359 01:03:33,935 --> 01:03:37,063 ♪ I've done it all and some ♪ 1360 01:03:38,397 --> 01:03:42,902 ♪ The apple, it don't fall ♪ 1361 01:03:42,985 --> 01:03:48,324 ♪ Far from the tree but it's gone rogue ♪ 1362 01:03:48,407 --> 01:03:53,162 ♪ It's just a name assigned to me ♪ 1363 01:03:53,246 --> 01:03:56,707 ♪ Might be better off alone ♪ 1364 01:03:56,791 --> 01:04:02,755 ♪ Might be better, better Better off alone ♪ 1365 01:04:02,839 --> 01:04:07,051 [guitar plays] 1366 01:04:24,235 --> 01:04:27,238 [vocalizes] 1367 01:04:27,321 --> 01:04:32,076 ♪ Blood's thicker than water ♪ 1368 01:04:32,159 --> 01:04:37,290 ♪ But not when everything's gone cold ♪ 1369 01:04:37,373 --> 01:04:42,086 ♪ It's just a name assigned to me ♪ 1370 01:04:42,169 --> 01:04:45,631 ♪ I'm better off alone ♪ 1371 01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:51,470 ♪ I'm better, better, better off alone ♪ 1372 01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:56,267 We just walked in a circle, didn't we? 1373 01:04:56,350 --> 01:04:57,435 [Nick, Kevin] Yeah. 1374 01:04:57,518 --> 01:04:58,728 [branches crack] 1375 01:04:59,353 --> 01:05:00,521 What was that? 1376 01:05:00,605 --> 01:05:01,606 Gene? 1377 01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:05,526 - Is that you? - [leaves rustle] 1378 01:05:05,610 --> 01:05:07,970 Here to light us a fire and cook us dinner I bet. [Chuckles] 1379 01:05:08,529 --> 01:05:09,530 Nick's sorry. 1380 01:05:09,614 --> 01:05:12,116 [animal growls, barks] 1381 01:05:12,199 --> 01:05:13,534 - Oh. - Not Gene. 1382 01:05:14,452 --> 01:05:17,580 Okay. It's just one of him and three of us. Right? [Chuckles] 1383 01:05:17,663 --> 01:05:19,457 - [growls] - I saw this on Bear Grylls once, 1384 01:05:19,540 --> 01:05:21,518 - you just gotta be really loud. - No, no, dude, it's quiet. 1385 01:05:21,542 --> 01:05:22,769 - No, it's loud. - No, it's quiet. 1386 01:05:22,793 --> 01:05:23,854 Bears are… Bears are quiet. 1387 01:05:23,878 --> 01:05:26,839 No, no, guys, there's not just one. Okay? Because wolves travel in packs. 1388 01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:28,090 [wolves howl] 1389 01:05:28,174 --> 01:05:29,734 Because why would you ever travel alone 1390 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:31,677 if you could travel with your wolf brothers? 1391 01:05:31,761 --> 01:05:32,762 What? 1392 01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:35,282 - Which one is it? Quiet or loud? - I think it's loud. 1393 01:05:35,306 --> 01:05:36,450 - I have to apologize. - It's loud. 1394 01:05:36,474 --> 01:05:38,100 - So which one is it? - Louder. Loud. 1395 01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:40,394 Okay, I'm sorry for being so uptight all the time. 1396 01:05:40,478 --> 01:05:42,664 And I'm sorry that I didn't tell you about extending the tour. 1397 01:05:42,688 --> 01:05:45,709 [Kevin] I'm sorry we take you for granted. Sorry I made you feel like a joke, Joe. 1398 01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:48,110 - Lucy would've been lucky to have you. - [Nick] Louder. 1399 01:05:48,194 --> 01:05:51,364 Well, I'm sorry that we never got to hear you sing, Kevin. 1400 01:05:51,447 --> 01:05:53,282 I'm sure your voice is pretty okay. 1401 01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:55,076 - Thank you! - Move closer. Watch out. 1402 01:05:55,159 --> 01:05:56,369 Just start screaming. 1403 01:05:56,452 --> 01:05:57,620 [all screaming] 1404 01:05:57,703 --> 01:05:59,830 - [Kevin] Get away! - Go home! 1405 01:05:59,914 --> 01:06:01,123 [snarling] 1406 01:06:01,707 --> 01:06:02,833 [Nick] That's not working. 1407 01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:04,394 [Joe] I don't think we're gonna make it. 1408 01:06:04,418 --> 01:06:06,462 [panting] All right. One last huddle. 1409 01:06:07,296 --> 01:06:09,131 [groans] Every moment matters. 1410 01:06:09,674 --> 01:06:10,675 Every feeling matters. 1411 01:06:10,758 --> 01:06:12,301 Every brother matters. 1412 01:06:12,385 --> 01:06:13,386 I love you, guys. 1413 01:06:13,469 --> 01:06:14,470 - I love you. - Love you. 1414 01:06:14,553 --> 01:06:15,930 [wolves snarling] 1415 01:06:16,013 --> 01:06:18,140 [whirring] 1416 01:06:18,224 --> 01:06:19,308 [all panting] 1417 01:06:19,392 --> 01:06:20,935 [lightning crashes] 1418 01:06:21,018 --> 01:06:22,853 [howling, whimpering] 1419 01:06:24,689 --> 01:06:26,399 [gasps, chuckles] 1420 01:06:26,482 --> 01:06:29,652 [laughs] What just happened? 1421 01:06:29,735 --> 01:06:31,654 - They're gone. - It's a Christmas miracle. 1422 01:06:32,238 --> 01:06:33,239 Thank you, Santa! 1423 01:06:33,322 --> 01:06:35,408 - [laughing] - Thank you, Santa! 1424 01:06:35,491 --> 01:06:36,575 [laughs] 1425 01:06:37,952 --> 01:06:39,537 - [pants] - Oh, my God. 1426 01:06:39,620 --> 01:06:40,621 [dogs bark] 1427 01:06:40,705 --> 01:06:42,581 - The wolves are back. Oh, no. - Oh, God. 1428 01:06:43,082 --> 01:06:46,002 [dogs barking] 1429 01:06:46,085 --> 01:06:47,378 [sledder] Whoa. 1430 01:06:47,461 --> 01:06:48,713 - Oh, my God. - [sledder grunts] 1431 01:06:48,796 --> 01:06:50,023 - [Kevin] Oh, my God. - [Nick] Brad. 1432 01:06:50,047 --> 01:06:51,048 [panting] 1433 01:06:51,132 --> 01:06:53,276 - [Joe] Good to see you. - [Kevin] Thank goodness you're safe. 1434 01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:55,261 - [Brad] Okay. [Chuckles] - How did you find us? 1435 01:06:55,344 --> 01:06:57,888 Oh. Your plane crash was all over the news. 1436 01:06:57,972 --> 01:07:00,683 I-I was circling the area looking for you, but it was so dark out. 1437 01:07:00,766 --> 01:07:03,811 But then I saw this big flash of lightning that lit up the whole forest 1438 01:07:03,894 --> 01:07:05,271 and I saw my grown men. 1439 01:07:05,354 --> 01:07:06,897 No. No, no, you were right, Brad. 1440 01:07:06,981 --> 01:07:09,108 - We're your boys. We're just your boys. - Yeah. Uh-huh. 1441 01:07:09,191 --> 01:07:10,985 - Oh. [Chuckles] - What about your vow renewal? 1442 01:07:11,068 --> 01:07:13,696 - Did we make you miss it? - Oh, no, I went through the vows. 1443 01:07:13,779 --> 01:07:16,073 [chuckles] And Marie gets it. She's the greatest. [Pants] 1444 01:07:16,157 --> 01:07:20,578 Also, I, uh, told her you guys would pay for a sick vow renewal honeymoon in Bali. 1445 01:07:20,661 --> 01:07:21,930 - Yeah. Of course, yeah. - Yeah. Sure. 1446 01:07:21,954 --> 01:07:22,955 How sick we talking? 1447 01:07:23,664 --> 01:07:25,875 - The rescue chopper's coming. - [chuckles] Amazing. 1448 01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:28,377 Oh, also, you should probably call your families. 1449 01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:29,462 They think you're dead. 1450 01:07:29,545 --> 01:07:30,546 - Yeah. - Please. 1451 01:07:30,629 --> 01:07:31,630 Nice. 1452 01:07:31,714 --> 01:07:33,734 Okay, well, hopefully Priyanka is so happy I'm alive 1453 01:07:33,758 --> 01:07:35,593 she won't mind the change of plans. 1454 01:07:35,676 --> 01:07:36,761 Change of plans? 1455 01:07:36,844 --> 01:07:39,472 Yeah, that we're all doing Christmas at Kevin's house together. 1456 01:07:39,555 --> 01:07:42,308 Wait, this should be a trilateral decision. 1457 01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:44,060 Yes. 1458 01:07:44,143 --> 01:07:45,978 - Dani's gonna love it. - [Nick] All right. 1459 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:47,414 Finally, gonna make it home for Christmas. 1460 01:07:47,438 --> 01:07:49,106 - Oh, my God, stop saying that. - Shut up. 1461 01:07:49,190 --> 01:07:50,608 Hey, Brad, why the dogs? 1462 01:07:51,484 --> 01:07:54,403 I'm a semi-pro dog sledder. I did the Iditarod. 1463 01:07:54,487 --> 01:07:56,030 I told you this like a million times. 1464 01:07:56,530 --> 01:07:58,491 - Oh, yeah. Of course. Duh. - Yeah. 1465 01:08:00,409 --> 01:08:01,410 - [all sigh] - [bell rings] 1466 01:08:02,578 --> 01:08:05,698 - Told you we'd make it home for Christmas. - [Nick] All right. [Sighs] Let's go. 1467 01:08:05,956 --> 01:08:06,957 [Kevin] Oof. 1468 01:08:09,543 --> 01:08:10,544 [door closes] 1469 01:08:11,337 --> 01:08:13,798 [laughs] Merry Christmas. 1470 01:08:15,174 --> 01:08:16,814 - [Alena] You're here! - [Kevin] Oh, my God. 1471 01:08:17,718 --> 01:08:19,053 - [laughs] - [sibling] You made it. 1472 01:08:19,136 --> 01:08:20,971 - Hi, Dad. - You survived. 1473 01:08:21,055 --> 01:08:22,515 I was so worried about you. 1474 01:08:22,598 --> 01:08:24,767 - Hi. - Hello, beautiful. 1475 01:08:24,850 --> 01:08:27,353 - Hi. Merry Christmas. - [Nick] So good to see you. 1476 01:08:27,436 --> 01:08:29,188 - You made it. - Of course. 1477 01:08:29,271 --> 01:08:31,732 I wouldn't miss it for the world. It's Christmas. 1478 01:08:31,816 --> 01:08:33,859 - Düsseldorf? - Yeah. 1479 01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:36,112 I somehow pegged you as a Berlin kind of gal. 1480 01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:37,446 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 1481 01:08:37,530 --> 01:08:38,614 Yeah? 1482 01:08:38,697 --> 01:08:40,533 Did Santa bring you everything you want? 1483 01:08:40,616 --> 01:08:41,617 Yeah? 1484 01:08:53,337 --> 01:08:55,965 And then Nick was like, "I can smell the Christmas lady's car." 1485 01:08:56,048 --> 01:08:58,467 And then "the mayo's everywhere," and the s… "And the fries!" 1486 01:08:58,551 --> 01:08:59,903 - And it was just… - Okay. All right. 1487 01:08:59,927 --> 01:09:01,279 - It did not happen like that. - Mmm. 1488 01:09:01,303 --> 01:09:02,596 - [doorbell rings] - It did. 1489 01:09:03,222 --> 01:09:04,431 I'll get it. 1490 01:09:04,515 --> 01:09:05,724 Who's that? 1491 01:09:05,808 --> 01:09:08,352 Uh, we may have reached out to someone on your behalf. 1492 01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:10,187 [sibling] Oh, hi. 1493 01:09:10,271 --> 01:09:11,272 [chuckles] 1494 01:09:11,355 --> 01:09:13,357 - [door closes] - [sibling] Welcome back. 1495 01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:14,441 Thanks. [Chuckles] 1496 01:09:15,442 --> 01:09:17,278 What's my old babysitter doing here? 1497 01:09:18,904 --> 01:09:20,156 Hi. [Chuckles] 1498 01:09:20,781 --> 01:09:21,782 Hi. 1499 01:09:23,659 --> 01:09:25,911 So, uh, let's hear it then. 1500 01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:28,914 Uh, hear what? 1501 01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:33,335 Your brothers said that you had a big speech that you wanted to give me 1502 01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:35,647 because you felt bad about how you left things in Amsterdam, 1503 01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:37,882 and I'm realizing now that probably isn't… 1504 01:09:38,465 --> 01:09:40,277 Thanks, guys. And thank you for the Uber Black. 1505 01:09:40,301 --> 01:09:41,760 - It's very classy. - No problem. 1506 01:09:43,345 --> 01:09:45,139 Yeah, there's a big speech. 1507 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:49,351 - So? - Lucy… 1508 01:09:50,853 --> 01:09:52,021 Shh. 1509 01:09:53,898 --> 01:09:56,066 When I ran into you on that train, 1510 01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:58,652 it was the most exciting thing that happened to me all year. 1511 01:09:59,236 --> 01:10:01,030 And I've done some pretty cool things. 1512 01:10:01,113 --> 01:10:03,157 I've played hundreds of stadium shows, 1513 01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:04,950 and survived a wolf attack, 1514 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:06,594 and I'm pretty sure we met Santa Claus. 1515 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:08,954 - Okay. - And then we, um… 1516 01:10:09,830 --> 01:10:11,332 - Yep… - Keep going. 1517 01:10:11,415 --> 01:10:13,542 And then I was in a plane crash… 1518 01:10:13,626 --> 01:10:15,252 - What? - …with this beautiful man. 1519 01:10:15,336 --> 01:10:17,546 He took his shirt off. He's very handsome. 1520 01:10:17,630 --> 01:10:18,964 - Look… - [Nick] What are you doing? 1521 01:10:19,673 --> 01:10:21,383 - I'm calling her a car. - [Nick] Oh. 1522 01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:25,638 What I'm trying to say is Amsterdam was so incredible with you. 1523 01:10:25,721 --> 01:10:27,514 - You're incredible, and you're brave… - Right. 1524 01:10:27,598 --> 01:10:28,933 …and you're funny. 1525 01:10:29,016 --> 01:10:32,102 And you jump into freezing water, which is really brave. 1526 01:10:32,186 --> 01:10:35,022 - [chuckles] - I said… Keep saying brave. 1527 01:10:35,856 --> 01:10:37,358 God. Um… 1528 01:10:37,441 --> 01:10:40,527 It's just like the end of Love Actually, only horrible. 1529 01:10:40,611 --> 01:10:41,862 Look, I… I should've… 1530 01:10:43,447 --> 01:10:45,366 I should've jumped at the opportunity 1531 01:10:45,449 --> 01:10:47,493 to hang out with you when I got back to the city, 1532 01:10:48,535 --> 01:10:49,703 but I choked. 1533 01:10:51,914 --> 01:10:55,584 But to be honest, I was terrified of falling for you 1534 01:10:55,668 --> 01:10:57,503 and then it blowing up in my face. 1535 01:10:57,586 --> 01:11:00,381 But that is a risk I'm willing to take 1536 01:11:01,006 --> 01:11:06,929 'cause I feel like we could be each other's old sweaters and brand new shoes. 1537 01:11:08,847 --> 01:11:11,809 - What the hell does that mean? - I don't know, but it's super corny. 1538 01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:20,317 [♪ "Time" playing] 1539 01:11:20,401 --> 01:11:21,568 Maybe not. 1540 01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:28,200 I know this might be, um, moving really fast, 1541 01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:30,536 but do you wanna spend Christmas with my entire family? 1542 01:11:30,619 --> 01:11:32,288 [chuckles] Yeah. 1543 01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:34,790 - Hey, guys. [Chuckles] - [Mrs. Jonas] Hi. 1544 01:11:34,873 --> 01:11:38,836 ♪ I know I asked for snow Know I asked for lights ♪ 1545 01:11:38,919 --> 01:11:42,214 ♪ I know I asked for Shooting starry nights ♪ 1546 01:11:42,965 --> 01:11:45,676 - ♪ Know I wrote up a list miles long ♪ - Merry Christmas. 1547 01:11:45,759 --> 01:11:48,971 - ♪ But I got it all wrong, that's right ♪ - [Lucy] Merry Christmas. Hi. [Chuckles] 1548 01:11:49,805 --> 01:11:50,973 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1549 01:11:51,056 --> 01:11:53,058 - ♪ I know I asked for trees ♪ - Open it. 1550 01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:54,768 ♪ Covered in silver ♪ 1551 01:11:55,269 --> 01:11:59,398 ♪ Know I asked for trips To the Seven Wonders ♪ 1552 01:11:59,481 --> 01:12:01,984 ♪ Know I wrote up a list miles long ♪ 1553 01:12:02,067 --> 01:12:05,529 ♪ But I got it all wrong, that's right ♪ 1554 01:12:06,196 --> 01:12:07,197 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1555 01:12:07,281 --> 01:12:10,242 ♪ I know I asked for a million things ♪ 1556 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:13,620 ♪ But I swear I must've lost my mind ♪ 1557 01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:20,669 ♪ All I wanted was you and you And you and you and I ♪ 1558 01:12:21,837 --> 01:12:28,802 ♪ All I wanted was you and you And you and you and I ♪ 1559 01:12:29,678 --> 01:12:31,889 ♪ All I wanted was time ♪ 1560 01:12:32,473 --> 01:12:34,600 [Gene] Cassidy, I love you! 1561 01:12:35,100 --> 01:12:36,101 [Cassidy] Gene? 1562 01:12:36,602 --> 01:12:37,644 [sighs] 1563 01:12:37,728 --> 01:12:40,356 [Joe] One, two, three! [cheers] 1564 01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:44,068 [Nick] ♪ I know I asked for kisses Under the mistletoe ♪ 1565 01:12:44,651 --> 01:12:48,697 ♪ And if I'm being honest Yeah, I still want those ♪ 1566 01:12:48,781 --> 01:12:55,162 ♪ But you can return all the gifts That you wrapped up in ruby bows ♪ 1567 01:12:55,245 --> 01:12:56,246 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1568 01:12:56,330 --> 01:12:59,375 [Nick, Joe] ♪ I know I asked for a million things ♪ 1569 01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:02,795 ♪ But I swear I must've lost my mind ♪ 1570 01:13:02,878 --> 01:13:09,843 ♪ All I wanted was you and you And you and you and I ♪ 1571 01:13:10,969 --> 01:13:13,764 ♪ All I wanted was time ♪ 1572 01:13:13,847 --> 01:13:17,309 ♪ Make the hands on the clock Stop moving ♪ 1573 01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:18,394 [all cheering] 1574 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,230 ♪ All I wanted was time ♪ 1575 01:13:21,939 --> 01:13:25,692 ♪ Every day, every night Before we lose it ♪ 1576 01:13:27,361 --> 01:13:29,655 ♪ No, there's no need to lie ♪ 1577 01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:34,576 ♪ Choosing you every time If I'm choosing ♪ 1578 01:13:35,536 --> 01:13:37,830 ♪ If we're doing it right ♪ 1579 01:13:38,372 --> 01:13:44,628 ♪ Spending time is the best part of Being human ♪ 1580 01:13:44,711 --> 01:13:51,718 ♪ All I wanted was you and you And you and you and I ♪ 1581 01:13:52,761 --> 01:13:56,140 ♪ All I wanted was you and me And our family ♪ 1582 01:13:56,223 --> 01:13:58,225 ♪ Just sitting 'round the Christmas tree ♪ 1583 01:13:58,308 --> 01:14:01,186 ♪ Filling up our heads With brand new memories ♪ 1584 01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:08,235 ♪ All I wanted was you and you And you and you and I ♪ 1585 01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:11,488 ♪ All I wanted was time ♪ 1586 01:14:11,572 --> 01:14:12,632 - [Kevin] Did you like it? - Yeah. 1587 01:14:12,656 --> 01:14:15,242 [chuckles] 1588 01:14:15,325 --> 01:14:17,828 And so, the Jonas Brothers tour contin... 1589 01:14:17,911 --> 01:14:19,955 - [phone ringing] - Ooh. 1590 01:14:20,038 --> 01:14:21,915 Oh. Oasis needs me. 1591 01:14:27,796 --> 01:14:29,465 [Nick] ♪ We go together ♪ 1592 01:14:30,549 --> 01:14:33,844 ♪ Better than birds of a feather You and me ♪ 1593 01:14:34,845 --> 01:14:37,306 ♪ We change the weather, yeah ♪ 1594 01:14:37,389 --> 01:14:40,893 ♪ I'm feelin' heat in December When you're round me ♪ 1595 01:14:41,643 --> 01:14:45,522 ♪ I've been dancin' on top of cars And stumblin' out of bars ♪ 1596 01:14:45,606 --> 01:14:48,650 ♪ I follow you through the dark Can't get enough ♪ 1597 01:14:48,734 --> 01:14:52,571 ♪ You're the medicine and the pain The tattoo inside my brain ♪ 1598 01:14:52,654 --> 01:14:54,490 ♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪ 1599 01:14:55,073 --> 01:14:58,285 ♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪ 1600 01:14:58,368 --> 01:15:01,872 ♪ Say the word And I'll go anywhere blindly ♪ 1601 01:15:01,955 --> 01:15:05,459 ♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪ 1602 01:15:05,542 --> 01:15:08,879 ♪ Any road you take You know that you'll find me ♪ 1603 01:15:08,962 --> 01:15:12,299 ♪ I'm a sucker For all the subliminal things ♪ 1604 01:15:12,382 --> 01:15:14,134 ♪ No one knows about you ♪ 1605 01:15:14,218 --> 01:15:16,637 - ♪ About you, about you ♪ - ♪ About you ♪ 1606 01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:21,850 ♪ And you're makin' the typical me Break my typical rules ♪ 1607 01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:23,060 ♪ It's true ♪ 1608 01:15:23,143 --> 01:15:24,436 ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪ 1609 01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:26,230 [whistles] 1610 01:15:26,980 --> 01:15:28,065 ♪ Don't complicate it ♪ 1611 01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:31,311 ♪ 'Cause I know you And you know everything about me ♪ 1612 01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:35,614 If my kids fell off a boat, and you guys fell off a boat, 1613 01:15:35,697 --> 01:15:38,534 I would save you over my children. I just want you to know. 1614 01:15:38,617 --> 01:15:40,619 ♪ …when you're round me Hey ♪ 1615 01:15:41,286 --> 01:15:44,581 ♪ Dancin' on top of cars And stumblin' out of bars ♪ 1616 01:15:44,665 --> 01:15:46,025 ♪ I follow you through the dark… ♪ 1617 01:15:46,083 --> 01:15:47,883 - Oh! Yes! Oh, no! - [Joe] ♪ …can't get enough ♪ 1618 01:15:47,918 --> 01:15:51,797 ♪ You're the medicine and the pain The tattoo inside my brain ♪ 1619 01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:54,049 - ♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪ - [Nick] Sing it! 1620 01:15:54,132 --> 01:15:57,511 ♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪ 1621 01:15:57,594 --> 01:16:00,722 ♪ Any road you take You know that you'll find me ♪ 1622 01:16:00,806 --> 01:16:04,268 [Joe] ♪ I'm a sucker For all the subliminal things ♪ 1623 01:16:04,351 --> 01:16:06,270 ♪ No one knows about you ♪ 1624 01:16:06,353 --> 01:16:08,647 - ♪ About you, about you ♪ - ♪ About you ♪ 1625 01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:14,027 ♪ And you're makin' the typical me Break my typical rules ♪ 1626 01:16:14,111 --> 01:16:15,153 ♪ It's true ♪ 1627 01:16:15,237 --> 01:16:17,072 ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪ 1628 01:16:17,155 --> 01:16:20,826 Hey, fam, sorry my eyes look a little red. I've been crying. 1629 01:16:21,326 --> 01:16:26,123 By now, you've probably seen the video of me and an old friend of mine, Nick Jonas. 1630 01:16:26,206 --> 01:16:28,292 And I-I see what you're seeing, folks. 1631 01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:30,919 It looks like I'm being really mean to him. 1632 01:16:31,003 --> 01:16:33,422 I just wanna say het spijt me, 1633 01:16:33,505 --> 01:16:37,509 uh, which translates directly to, "it regrets me" from Dutch. 1634 01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:38,927 And, uh, to prove that, 1635 01:16:39,011 --> 01:16:44,850 I'm gonna be making a Christmas donation of 5,000 euros to Amsterdam. 1636 01:16:45,475 --> 01:16:46,602 I'll be back soon. 1637 01:16:46,685 --> 01:16:47,686 Nick Jonas… 1638 01:16:47,769 --> 01:16:50,397 ♪ …follow you through the dark Can't get enough ♪ 1639 01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:54,067 [Joe] ♪ You're the medicine and the pain The tattoo inside my brain ♪ 1640 01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:56,528 - ♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪ - Sing it! 1641 01:16:56,612 --> 01:17:00,282 ♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪ 1642 01:17:00,365 --> 01:17:03,201 ♪ Any road you take You know that you'll find me ♪ 1643 01:17:03,285 --> 01:17:07,164 ♪ I'm a sucker For all the subliminal things ♪ 1644 01:17:07,247 --> 01:17:08,749 ♪ No one knows about you ♪ 1645 01:17:08,832 --> 01:17:11,293 - ♪ About you, about you ♪ - ♪ About you ♪ 1646 01:17:11,376 --> 01:17:16,632 ♪ And you're makin' the typical me Break my typical rules ♪ 1647 01:17:16,715 --> 01:17:17,716 ♪ It's true ♪ 1648 01:17:17,799 --> 01:17:19,176 ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪ 1649 01:17:19,259 --> 01:17:24,723 - [whistling] - Hey! 1650 01:17:24,806 --> 01:17:26,808 ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪ 1651 01:17:26,892 --> 01:17:30,771 [audience cheering] 1652 01:17:30,854 --> 01:17:32,939 [shouting] 1653 01:17:39,237 --> 01:17:40,238 [Joe] Kevin, you're up! 134902