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I wish you were there. Like, you should have seen her. She could throw grown men

around like bags of potatoes.

Well, I'm just glad she was there to keep you safe.

She really was.

It's like she always shows up when things get hairy.

I just, uh... I just wish I could, like, take her out to dinner or something.

Oh, my.

Not like that, you know?

Just... You know what I'm saying?

Thank you.

Um, it sounds like somebody has a crush.

I mean, who wouldn't?

Well, I mean, you're a great guy.

You're not so bad yourself, I mean.

Um, are you nervous about tomorrow's mission?

Well, maybe with your new guardian angel around.

Thanks so much.

Where are you?

I suppose we should call it a night.

Yeah, um, so you really like her, huh?

Who?

Star -Covered Brie.

Come on, she's a hero.

Everyone likes her.

Yeah, well, do you think you'd ever settle for something a little more dirt

under your feet, head out of the club?

I... Diana, I... I can't.

I'm sorry.

It's fine, I get it.

It's hard to compete with a goddess.

It's not like that.

It's... You're amazing, it's just...

We're co -workers.

You're really unprofessional.

Yeah,

I guess you're right. Well, I'm sorry for ruining a great night.

You didn't mind anything.

You're wonderful.

You have a good night.

Good night.

I never understood what the Amazonians saw in this place, but... I

think I can appreciate it now.

Ares, you were banished.

I was.

But being banished makes any cesspool seem desirable.

You shouldn't be here.

Just answer one question, and then I will leave you.

Where is Diana?

You Amazonians are loyal to a fault. No one else needs to get hurt today.

Just answer the question.

What did you do?

You Amazonians, why can't you just make it easy?

People punish you for this.

What can you do to me to get all of it done?

It's pointless.

She's where you can't go.

The land of man.

But she's not safe.

This is treason.

The dark arts are forbidden.

Hey, Di.

Yeah, just look into the bay.

All right. I'm right here with you.

Seems like there's only a few armed guards.

Nothing I can't handle.

All right, Steve.

Be safe.

One down.

Ready to go.

Steve? Are you there? Steve?

Ah, there you are.

His body is mine.

His body is mine. His body is mine.

There

you

are.

Steve? Is everything alright?

Ares.

Is that you?

In the flesh.

Great Hera.

What is the meaning of this?

I went to the island.

And you weren't there.

I got lonely.

What did you do?

What dark magic have you conjured up?

Now, don't you go worrying about that.

This is blasphemous.

Hera will never allow you to get away with this.

I'd like to see you try and stop me.

Or should I say... Don't you dare hurt him!

Well, that's what you're for.

What are you doing to me?

I'm so sorry.

You know what I heard?

That's a good girl.

Your love for humans makes me sick.

Anything. I'll do anything.

Anything.

Yes. Anything.

Yes.

Yes.

Look at me.

Some future.

Just think and we'll see.

And then it'll all be over soon.

I'm helpless.

I've wanted you for eternity.

Yet you decide to go with these humans.

While kings are fed.

Why don't you be with your own kind?

Hera's not here to help you.

You're in the land of mortals.

Come on.

Really?

You know, if you don't kiss me right now, I'll just slit my own throat.

Hey, guess what?

I've got a surprise.

I've got a surprise for that cute little face of yours.

Oh, the beauty of being a

guy.

You said anything right.

You know, if you're going to go back on your word, I'll just go ahead.

and what they look like.

Stop!

Really? You got some bite in you yet, huh?

with your people.

Hera will never forgive you for this.

Oh, Hera.

That old woman can't even leave her fucking throne.

You're trapped down here.

Breeding with mortal men? Do you think they're going to let you back up?

Just think about that.

You're stuck on this plane.

You're never going to leave.

I'll bite him off.

I'm just kidding.

I won't bite.

Where did you think this was going to go?

You're not Steve.

You're not Steve.

You think Steve would have the balls for this?

That pathetic fucking mortal.

This is how it goes.

You start fighting, I fight back.

I kiss you.

You turn away.

And we do this over and over and over.

Until you just give up and accept it.

Because if you don't, then I'll just end it right now.

Because your love for this mortal is your weakness.

Oh, God.

That's a good one.

Just lay there and think about what I'm going to do to you.

And if it helps you, you can pretend it's Steve.

Hell, I even look like him.

No.

Yes. No.

Yes.

Things could have been different.

I have wanted you for eternity.

And I will have you one way or the other.

But now... You must be punished for your insolence.

Turning your back on your own people!

For these mortals!

That is a bad girl.

You must be... into submission.

There we go.

That's it.

You mustn't be done with me.

Oh, honey, I will.

But you gotta remember, I'm not forever.

This mortal realm has made you weak.

You know, in Hera's court, you could put up quite a fight.

The things you would do just seemed unnatural.

There was so much power inside those eyes.

And look at you now.

Your mind, Diana.

No! I won't let you!

Who said you had a choice?

You can fight it all you want.

You can keep fighting, but it's like trying

to fight gravity when you're dealing with the being of eternal greatness.

Please, please don't do this.

You know, in one way, I'm doing Steve a favor.

When I came into this pathetic vessel, I could read all of his thoughts, and I

can tell you something. He really had a thing for you.

Oh, yes, he did.

His love for Wonder Woman was great, but his real passion...

What's that on this bitch?

You're not Steve.

You're not Steve.

No, but I know what he wants.

So I'm doing him a favor.

So you can look at it like that.

What, you think it was just a kiss -and -tell game, did you?

I expected more common sense from a god.

choke me?

Go ahead. Squeeze.

Squeeze it really tight.

Pop this melon of a mortal.

Pop it. Pop it right now.

No.

Great.

That's perfect.

Oh, that's so good.

I can ask you a question though.

Do you want Steve to remember this after I leave?

I'll let you think about it.

Grab that hair.

The more that you struggle, the better it tastes.

Please, just be done with me.

Be done?

Let him go.

Be done?

Well, I'm in with his kids.

Just the tip.

this do you want Steve to remember?

The funny thing about the brain is when the brain tells you that it's too much,

there's still 60 % left in the tank.

It's okay.

clean up that cock of Steve's.

And don't even think about using your teeth or I'll hit you in the

chin so he won't even have a dick.

Feel free to enjoy.

that I got in here.

for an eternity.

Do it for David.

don't deserve you

My guardian angel.

If I can't find Diana, you'll have to do... You don't have to do the... Oh.