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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,630 --> 00:00:19,810 Oh, that's my stepson on the phone. 2 00:00:20,050 --> 00:00:23,430 He hated when I interrupt him. So I better go in when he's done. 3 00:00:24,330 --> 00:00:25,330 Two lines? 4 00:00:25,570 --> 00:00:26,570 A test? 5 00:00:26,670 --> 00:00:31,770 Oh, no. Is he talking about... I'm not ready for one. All right. Where are you 6 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:32,769 at right now? 7 00:00:33,050 --> 00:00:35,370 Your doctor's... Okay, I'm on my way. 8 00:00:37,710 --> 00:00:40,790 I can't talk right now. You need to talk to me right now. 9 00:00:41,730 --> 00:00:42,729 About what? 10 00:00:42,730 --> 00:00:45,310 What were you talking on the phone? Who you were talking with somebody? 11 00:00:45,530 --> 00:00:46,389 A test? 12 00:00:46,390 --> 00:00:50,670 A test? Yeah. Yes, I heard you. So, who you were talking to? Yeah, I was talking 13 00:00:50,670 --> 00:00:51,670 to my teacher. 14 00:00:51,870 --> 00:00:54,650 Your teacher? About a test? Yeah. A positive test? 15 00:00:54,990 --> 00:00:55,990 Yeah. You think I'm dumb? 16 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,290 No. Who you were talking to? 17 00:00:58,670 --> 00:01:02,050 Okay. I was talking to my girlfriend. 18 00:01:02,510 --> 00:01:03,510 About? 19 00:01:03,950 --> 00:01:06,650 Just about how... About? 20 00:01:07,290 --> 00:01:08,530 She might be pregnant. 21 00:01:08,890 --> 00:01:11,570 How? Didn't I teach you about fucking condoms? 22 00:01:11,980 --> 00:01:14,440 I mean, no. Don't you know all this information? 23 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:16,760 No. 24 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:18,860 I pulled out. 25 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:20,220 That doesn't make sense. 26 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:22,480 You don't know how to use a fucking condom? 27 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,240 Yeah, I do. 28 00:01:25,140 --> 00:01:27,340 Do you? I do. So how is she pregnant? 29 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,340 Well, she didn't want to use one, so I pulled out. 30 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:31,880 That's irresponsible. 31 00:01:32,340 --> 00:01:33,298 No, it's not. 32 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:36,780 It is. What the fuck are you going to do with a kid? You don't have the aid. You 33 00:01:36,780 --> 00:01:37,579 don't have money. 34 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:39,400 You're irresponsible, obviously. 35 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:43,660 So, what is the plan over here? Like, that doesn't make sense. 36 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,360 For Orlando, it could not even be mine. 37 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,580 But you're not sure of that either. 38 00:01:49,260 --> 00:01:51,600 I mean, that's why I was going to the doctor. 39 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:56,240 We need to talk about it. This is too much. It doesn't make sense. 40 00:01:56,780 --> 00:01:58,720 Who is this girl? How is she pregnant? 41 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:02,260 Why are you being so irresponsible to not use a condom? 42 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,560 Do I need to teach you how to use a fucking condom? 43 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,500 Are you looking at my teddies, you little pervert? 44 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,080 You should be worried about stuff. 45 00:02:10,419 --> 00:02:11,420 Not doing all this. 46 00:02:11,780 --> 00:02:16,220 And looking at my teddies is not going to fix your big issue right now. Get in 47 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:17,220 there. We are going to talk. 48 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:19,660 It's not normal. 49 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,540 You should be in your bed right now. 50 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,880 Talk to me. How do you know how to use a condom? 51 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:30,040 I do know how to use one. Do you? 52 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,440 So what about a conversation I just had? 53 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,580 We bought you a condom. 54 00:02:35,230 --> 00:02:40,290 I told your dad I've taught you something, so what's happening? He 55 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:41,910 you how to use a condom, when to use it. 56 00:02:42,150 --> 00:02:44,450 What happens when you don't use a condom? 57 00:02:44,690 --> 00:02:51,370 Pulling eyes, it's not safe, so... I'm being honest. 58 00:02:53,610 --> 00:02:55,250 They're just too small for me. 59 00:02:55,590 --> 00:02:56,810 What do you mean, too small? 60 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:02,780 But do you know how to use them? Or are you just making stuff up? Yeah, I know 61 00:03:02,780 --> 00:03:04,420 how to use them. Do you? I do. 62 00:03:05,460 --> 00:03:07,280 I told you, mine fell off. 63 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:08,660 This is open. 64 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,600 You're not even using them. 65 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:15,400 Clearly something is happening. You're not being honest with me. The box is 66 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,460 freaking closed. 67 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:18,720 No need to use. 68 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:23,580 Do I need to teach you how to use it? No, I already know how to use it. Oh, 69 00:03:23,580 --> 00:03:24,580 on. 70 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:28,220 If you didn't know, you're gonna know today. 71 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,300 Can't believe my mom's teaching me how to put a condom on. There is nothing 72 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:39,740 wrong with that, honey. You need to learn how to do these things so 73 00:03:39,740 --> 00:03:44,400 don't bring problems. They already taught me this. Dad already taught me. 74 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,400 condom broke. 75 00:03:45,460 --> 00:03:50,180 You just put it slowly and make sure everything is covered so there are no 76 00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:51,480 accidents, nothing is leaking. 77 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:53,020 Can you see that? Yeah. 78 00:03:53,710 --> 00:03:54,489 It's weird. 79 00:03:54,490 --> 00:03:57,470 My son -in -law shouldn't be teaching me how to put it on. Someone has to 80 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:59,030 because your daddy just because shit. 81 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:05,410 See? You just cut it to the end and slowly and you just 82 00:04:05,410 --> 00:04:08,290 make sure it's all down. 83 00:04:08,630 --> 00:04:09,670 There is no leak. 84 00:04:09,890 --> 00:04:11,170 Nothing is coming out. 85 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,370 And you just go for it and have fun. 86 00:04:16,970 --> 00:04:21,070 That's all you have to do. You can use some glue. 87 00:04:21,649 --> 00:04:22,830 Depends how much you need. 88 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:33,640 See what I mean? Some of them have flavor, so it tastes good too. 89 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:35,900 See? Just like that. 90 00:04:36,780 --> 00:04:38,500 Yeah. It's not that hard. 91 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,000 And you don't have accidents. 92 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,420 I really don't want to be hearing this from my stepmom. 93 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:43,900 It's kind of uncomfortable. 94 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:47,260 Well, someone has to help you. Are you paying attention? 95 00:04:47,860 --> 00:04:48,860 Yeah, I'm paying attention. 96 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,440 Okay. See? 97 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:56,660 Just like that. And while it's hard inside, nothing is going to come out. 98 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:57,680 Nothing. 99 00:04:59,310 --> 00:05:00,310 Good guy. 100 00:05:00,690 --> 00:05:01,690 And that's it. 101 00:05:02,030 --> 00:05:06,970 Now you gotta show me that you learned what I just teach you. What? Yeah, I 102 00:05:06,970 --> 00:05:10,830 you to show me if you know how to put a condom and have fun. 103 00:05:11,550 --> 00:05:14,350 Come on, pull your pants off and take your cock out. 104 00:05:15,330 --> 00:05:19,790 That's really weird. I don't think that... It's not weird. If I'm teaching 105 00:05:19,790 --> 00:05:22,830 something, the right thing to do is show me that you learned. 106 00:05:23,810 --> 00:05:27,450 That's all I need to do. So I can feel safe that you're having sex. 107 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:32,660 Well, you already kind of showed me so I... You are not gonna move around here 108 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:33,660 till you show me. 109 00:05:34,740 --> 00:05:35,740 Okay. 110 00:05:36,340 --> 00:05:41,000 So I want you to show me, slowly, how you do it. 111 00:05:41,220 --> 00:05:45,080 Just how I told you. Just how I was showing you, I want to see on you. On 112 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,940 banana? No, on you, on your dick. 113 00:05:48,580 --> 00:05:49,580 Oh. 114 00:05:49,980 --> 00:05:51,900 So, I need you to show me. 115 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,700 You are not moving from here till you do it. 116 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,360 I don't... 117 00:05:57,850 --> 00:05:59,730 You know how I feel about that. No, not her. 118 00:06:00,050 --> 00:06:01,310 You're my stepmom. 119 00:06:01,530 --> 00:06:05,010 That's kind of weird. We're just going to have a teaching moment. 120 00:06:05,270 --> 00:06:05,989 That's it. 121 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:07,170 I'm going to talk to my mom. 122 00:06:07,690 --> 00:06:08,770 Don't worry about it. 123 00:06:08,970 --> 00:06:09,990 I will take care of that. 124 00:06:11,550 --> 00:06:13,210 You just need to use the condom. 125 00:06:13,470 --> 00:06:16,850 Put it and show me how you do it to see if you actually do it safe. 126 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,470 We need to make sure there are no leaks. 127 00:06:19,690 --> 00:06:21,110 There is no cum coming out. 128 00:06:22,130 --> 00:06:23,830 No cum coming out? Yeah. 129 00:06:24,910 --> 00:06:26,930 So, are you going to show me? 130 00:06:30,350 --> 00:06:31,049 I don't know. 131 00:06:31,050 --> 00:06:32,550 You're not going to move from here. 132 00:06:33,690 --> 00:06:35,710 Actually, I'm going to ground you if you don't show me. 133 00:06:37,450 --> 00:06:41,690 So... Okay, I guess... I guess I will. 134 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:44,710 But you can't tell that. 135 00:06:44,990 --> 00:06:45,990 I will. 136 00:06:46,290 --> 00:06:47,750 Just be good and show me. 137 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:50,250 Okay. 138 00:06:56,430 --> 00:06:59,650 So... Remember everything I told you. 139 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:07,680 Yeah, yeah, I think you're forgetting something else Your 140 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:12,800 pants what's going on you're failing already 141 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:19,200 Come on You know don't move it from here if you don't show me 142 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,900 and it must be right 143 00:07:35,999 --> 00:07:40,880 were wrong. You weren't lying to me. That's beating on your dad. 144 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:42,960 Is it? 145 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,640 Yeah. Can you show me how to do it now? 146 00:07:46,660 --> 00:07:47,660 Yeah. 147 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:51,160 Here, show me. 148 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,200 Otherwise, you're gonna be grounded. 149 00:07:55,460 --> 00:07:56,620 Okay, you open it? 150 00:07:56,940 --> 00:08:00,660 Well... Come on, you got it. 151 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:03,240 Yeah, that way. 152 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,120 Yeah. You're doing good. 153 00:08:05,980 --> 00:08:06,980 Come on. 154 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:09,020 Just like that. 155 00:08:10,580 --> 00:08:12,760 Come on. It won't go on. 156 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,060 Do you want some help? 157 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,040 It's so much bigger than your dad. 158 00:08:18,820 --> 00:08:21,180 It doesn't work, honey. 159 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:22,820 You were lying. 160 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:26,300 You're so big. 161 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:30,380 I'm gonna just get rid of this. 162 00:08:32,539 --> 00:08:33,539 I'm sorry. 163 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:38,440 now i know you weren't lying see i told you now i get why you have accidents 164 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:44,800 you're so big you don't mind if i just oh 165 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,960 gosh 166 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:53,860 you avoid accidents like this too 167 00:08:53,860 --> 00:08:56,320 you 168 00:08:56,320 --> 00:09:03,270 cannot tell anything to your dad I 169 00:09:03,270 --> 00:09:04,270 will not. 170 00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:22,670 That's so good. 171 00:09:35,850 --> 00:09:37,390 It is winter and there's nobody pregnant. 172 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,480 Dad hasn't been pleading you. 173 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:23,760 No. 174 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:25,640 You see? 175 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,620 You're doing such a good job. 176 00:10:33,180 --> 00:10:35,160 Such a good boy you've become to me. 177 00:10:35,820 --> 00:10:36,940 I would never. 178 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Oh, my gosh. 179 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,780 That bitch is so big. 180 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:02,800 That's your dick. 181 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,400 It feels so good. 182 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:20,820 You still take better than my girlfriend. 183 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:25,200 I can't take too many things. 184 00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:26,540 Yeah. 185 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:31,640 Things that your dad cannot give you. 186 00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:33,220 Yeah, he cannot. 187 00:13:06,910 --> 00:13:07,910 It's so good. 188 00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:04,230 It feels so good 189 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,230 Fucking messed up. 190 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:57,750 Wow. 13066

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