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[LAUGHS]
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>> [EXHALES]
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EH, I'M OUT OF HERE.
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♪
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>> ONE!
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SHAKA-LAKA.
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TWO!
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SHAKA-LAKA.
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3!
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SHAKA-LAKA.
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2... >>
[SOBBING] >> 98!
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299... 300!
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WHOO!
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ALL THAT NERD
LIFTING'S GOT ME TIRED.
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BETTER SAVE MY STRENGTH FOR
FOOTBALL TRYOUTS TOMORROW.
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>> IRWIN, I
CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!
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>> LEGS?
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IT FEELS LIKE MY UNDERPANTS
ARE PULLED THROUGH MY BODY!
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OH, BILLY.
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>> YES, IRWIN?
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>> I CAN'T
TAKE IT ANYMORE!
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I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING
TREATED LIKE THIS, AND BESIDES,
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF
UNSTRETCHED DRAWERS, YO.
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>> OOH! OOH!
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IRWIN, LOOK!
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GO ENDSVILLE FOOTBALL JOIN.
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THE TEAM NOW?
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THAT'S IT, IRWIN, I
KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO!
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WE'LL HANG FLYERS!
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NOBODY BEATS UP THE
FLYER HANGING GUY.
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>> AAH!
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>> OK, SO, I WAS
THINKING, WHAT IF WE WERE.
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FOOTBALL PLAYERS?
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WE'D BE SO COOL THAT WE'D
NEVER GET BEATEN UP AGAIN.
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>> OH! OH!
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BETTER YET!
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WE COULD BE FOOTBALL PLAYERS!
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WE'D BE SO COOL THAT WE'D
NEVER GET BEATEN UP AGAIN!
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>> YEAH!
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WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?
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>> AHHHH!
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SSSSS!
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>> PREPARE
FOR PAIN, NERDS.
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>> I THOUGHT THE POINT WAS
NOT TO GET BEAT UP BY BULLIES.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT!
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OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
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MY PLAN TAKES EFFECT ONLY
AFTER WE MAKE THE TEAM.
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IRWIN, LOOK!
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I GOT THE BALL. NOW WHAT?
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>> HE HAS THE BALL.
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GET HIM!
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>> UH-OH!
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>> [GRUNTING] >>
WHERE'D THE BALL GO?
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THE OTHER TWERP'S GOT IT!
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NERDALIZE HIM!
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>> AAH!
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I DON'T WANT THE BALL.
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TAKE IT! UHH!
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>> HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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>> [PANTING]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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>> YOU!
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>> I'M SORRY.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, YO.
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I JUST GOT HERE AND MY DOCTOR
SAYS I'M ALLERGIC TO SPORTS,
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AND THEN...
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>> DO YOU HAVE ANY
IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
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>> OH, MY GOSH!
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I'M SORRY! AAH!
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>> SORRY?
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YOU BETTER BE SORRY, FOR NOT
TELLING ME ABOUT THAT AMAZING
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ARM OF YOURS!
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>> WIGGITY WHAT?
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>> YOU HEARD ME!
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AN ARM LIKE THAT WILL TAKE US
TO THE PEE-WEE LEAGUE STATE
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CHAMPIONSHIPS!
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>> FOR REALS?
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>> FOR REALS!
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SON, I WANT YOU TO BE
OUR NEW QUARTERBACK!
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>> OOH! WHAT
ABOUT ME, COACH?
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>> YOU?
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YOU CAN HELP TRAIN THE TEAM.
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>> ALL RIGHT!
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WE'LL FINALLY BE COOL!
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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BOYS AND GIRLS, WELCOME TO THE VERY.
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FIRST GAME OF THE
PEE-WEE LEAGUE.
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>> YAY.
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>> OH, BOY!
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I GET TO TRAIN THE TEAM!
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OOH!
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EEEE! GOOD ONE, SPERG.
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[LAUGHS] ALL RIGHT. WHO'S NEXT?
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UHH! MY SPLEEN!
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>> THE VIOLENCE,
THE SPECTACLE!
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ALL WRAPPED UP IN AN
ORGANIZED SPORTING EVENT.
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>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
DRAGGED ME TO THIS CIRCUS, GRIM.
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OH, NOW LOOK.
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THEY'VE BROUGHT OUT THE CLOWNS.
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>> ARE YOU READY TO CHEER?
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING] READY, OK!
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♪ ENDSVILLE, NEVER
WINS THE GAME!
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EVEN THE PRINCIPAL THINKS WE'RE
LAME, SHOOT THE BASKET FROM THE
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BASE, IT DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE
WE'RE ALWAYS LAST PLACE! ♪
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GOOO, ENDSVILLE, YEAH!
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>> ALL RIGHT, AS LONG AS I
AVOID HAVING THE BALL, I JUST MIGHT.
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SURVIVE THIS GAME.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS] NO! UHH!
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>> THIS KID IS
SOMETHING ELSE!
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>> OOH!
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>> FIRST DOWN!
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>> UM, B-B-BLUE 5?
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HUT, HUT, ONE, HUT, HUT,
TWO, RED HOT JABBA THE HUTT?
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>> JUST HIKE THE BALL!
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>> HIKE!
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>> NOW PASS THE BALL!
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>> GO LONG!
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FARTHER!
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DEEP! DEEP!
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YEESH!
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>> I'M OK!
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>> PASS IT TO
SOME OTHER GUY.
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NOW YOU RUN!
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FASTER!
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>> TOUCHDOWN!
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ENDSVILLE SCORES!
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>> THAT WAS A-MA-ZING!
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YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY COACHED
THE ENDSVILLE UNDERDOGS TO THEIR
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FIRST EVER TOUCHDOWN!
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SCARY GIRL, I WANT YOU TO BE THE
NEW CAPTAIN OF THE CHEERLEADERS!
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>> THAT'S NOT FAIR!
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I'M THE CAPTAIN!
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AND IF I GO, I'M TAKING
ALL MY GIRLS WITH ME!
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>> FINE!
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>> MANDY'S WAY
BETTER THAN YOU ANYWAY!
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>> LISTEN HERE, MANDY, IF
YOU BECOME CAPTAIN, I SWEAR, I WILL.
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NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.
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>> WELL, I CAN'T
PASS UP THAT OFFER.
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I'll DO IT!
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>> OH! RRRR-YOU!
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AAH!
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[MUTTERING] [WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[WHISTLE BLOWS] [WHISTLE BLOWS]
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>> MANDY, YOUR UNIQUE
CHEERLEADING STYLE HAS LED US.
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TO THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS.
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WELL DONE!
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>> UH, THANKS,
COACH, I GUESS.
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>> YOU KNOW, I'M SO GLAD WE
GOT RID OF WHAT'S-HER-FACE... CINDY!
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WHAT A LOSER SHE WAS.
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ALWAYS BRINGING US DOWN.
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>> [SCREAMING
INDISTINCTLY] [SOBBING]
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>> WHY WON'T COACH
KILGORE LET ME BE CAPTAIN?
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IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.
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>> ♪ HEY THERE, GIRL,
DON'T YOU FROWN, TURN THAT SMILE
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UPSIDE DOWN! ♪
>> WHAT WAS THAT?
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WHO IS THERE?
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>> I'M CARRIE ANN,
PATRON SAINT OF CHEERLEADERS!
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♪ I HEARD YOUR WHINY CHATTER,
NOW TELL ME WHAT'S THE MATTER! ♪
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>> OH, CARRIE ANN, THIS TOTAL
LOSER NAMED MANDY STOLE MY SPOT.
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AS CAPTAIN OF THE CHEERLEADERS,
AND NOW SHE GETS TO CHEER AT THE
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STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS.
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NO ONE WILL LOVE ME IF
I'M NOT A CHEERLEADER.
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I NEED ATTENTION!
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MOMMY, WHY WON'T YOU HOLD ME?
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[SOBBING] >> ♪
RIGHT NOW, MANDY'S IN THE
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TOP PERCENT, BUT WHAT
IF SHE HAD AN ACCIDENT? ♪
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>> AN ACCIDENT, HUH?
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CARRIE ANN, YOU IS TALKIN'
CRAZY, AND I THINK I LIKES IT.
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[LAUGHTER] >>
WELCOME TO THE BIG.
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GAME, THE PEE-WEE LEAGUE
STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS!
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[CROWD CHEERING] >>
ALL RIGHT, MANDY, THE OTHER.
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TEAM LOOKS TOUGH, BUT AS LONG
AS YOU'RE 100%, I THINK WE CAN WIN
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THIS CHAMPIONSHIP!
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>> JUST STAY OUT OF MY
WAY, COACH, AND LET ME DO MY JOB.
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>> OK, CARRIE
ANN, I'M IN POSITION.
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NOW WHAT DO I DO?
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>> ♪ I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING, SWITCH BOTTLES
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WITH WHAT MANDY'S DRINKIN'!
♪ >> WHAT'S THIS?
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I DON'T WANT TO POISON HER.
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OR SHOULD I?
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>> ♪ IT'S NOT POISON, IT'S
CHAMOMILE TEA, ONE SIP WILL MAKE
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HER SUPER SLEEPY! ♪
GO, SLEEP, GO! WHOO!
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>> BOY, AM I THIRSTY.
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GOOD THING THERE IS THIS
CONVENIENTLY-LOCATED BOTTLE.
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HA! [GULPING] >> HEY,
BUDDY, CAN WE TAKE A.
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SWIG OF THAT?
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[GULPING] >> [GULPING]
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>> AHH.
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>> GET UP!
THIS ISN'T NAP TIME!
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>> OH, PUT ME IN!
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>> HMM, LEMME THINK.
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NO WAY!
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[INHALES, BLOWS] >> HUH?
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[SNORING]
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>> WHAT IN TARNATION?
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>> [GROANING] >>
I HAVE THE WORST LUCK!
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UHH.
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OK, BILLY, YOU'RE
ALL I GOT LEFT.
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GET IN THERE!
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>> YOU CAN
COUNT ON ME, COACH!
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HOWDY DO, BUCKAROOS.
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>> LISTEN, PUKES, WE
ARE THE ONLY 3 PLAYERS LEFT.
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ON THE TEAM.
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IF YOU HELP ME WIN THIS GAME, I
PROMISE I'll NEVER BEAT UP YOU.
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MISERABLE DWEEBS AGAIN.
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>> IRWIN, THIS IS WHAT
WE WANTED ALL ALONG!
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>> I KNOW, YO!
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>> GIVE ME THAT BALL!
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>> NO WAIT, BILLY!
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>> SHOTGUN, SET, HIKE!
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>> BILLY!
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YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
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>> TOUCHDOWN!
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>> IT'S ALL
TIED UP, FOLKS.
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THIS IS ANYONE'S GAME.
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>> MANDY, YOU
GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
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BILLY'S GOING TO LOSE
THIS WHOLE TEAM FOR US.
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>> WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
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OK, JERKWADS, THE ONLY WAY
YOU'RE GOING TO BEAT THESE GUYS
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IS BY RESORTING TO OLD-SCHOOL,
CARTOONY SHENANIGANS.
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>> IS IT POSSIBLE
TO RUIN THIS PART?
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>> NOT FROM
A FOOTBALL COACH.
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>> CARRIE ANN,
I'M FREAKING OUT!
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THE GAME'S ALMOST OVER, AND
I'M STILL NOT HEAD CHEERLEADER!
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>> ♪ TO BE RID OF MANDY, THERE'S
ONLY ONE WAY, USE A SUPER PLASMA
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GAMMA RAY! ♪ GO
EVIL SCIENCE, YEAH!
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>> OOH, IT'S PINK AND IT
MATCHES MY PURSE AND I LIKE IT.
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>> YOU GUYS READY?
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THIS IS OUR LAST PLAY.
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[GULP] [WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[WHIMPERING]
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[SPITS]
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IRWIN, I'M OPEN!
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>> OH, I HAVE
THE WORST AIM!
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>> OH, THAT'S THE GAME!
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>> THAT WAS
MEANT FOR ME, WASN'T IT?
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>> HELLO?
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YOU TOTALLY STOLE MY
RIGHTFUL SPOT AT CAPTAIN?
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>> I GOTTA ADMIT, MINDY, I'M
KINDA IMPRESSED THAT YOU WOULD.
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GO TO SUCH LENGTHS TO
BECOME A CHEERLEADER AGAIN.
239
00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:36,083
>> REALLY?
240
00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,518
>> I THINK YOU
DESERVE YOUR JOB BACK.
241
00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:39,583
>> OH, MANDY.
242
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:40,917
GIMME THOSE!
243
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:45,018
OH, MY SWEET BABIES,
WELCOME BACK TO MOMMA.
244
00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:48,458
OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO START
CHEERING AGAIN AND... HEY,
245
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,625
WAIT A MINUTE.
246
00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,667
FOOTBALL SEASON'S OVER!
247
00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:53,750
AAH!
248
00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:54,667
>> OOH!
249
00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:56,375
WE CAN TRY OUT FOR TENNIS!
250
00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:58,083
>> [SOBBING]
251
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:16,750
>> [LAUGHING]
252
00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:19,292
OOH!
253
00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,625
HEY! HEY! HEY!
254
00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:28,250
MY KITE!
255
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,083
OOH, OOH, OW!
256
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:35,750
STUPID LOUSY DIRTY MASTER
STINKY ROTTEN POOPY CRUDDY TREE!
257
00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,958
HEY! NO FAIR!
258
00:12:38,042 --> 00:12:41,083
>> [WHISTLING]
>> I JUST LOVE A PICNIC.
259
00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:44,292
WHO DOESN'T LOVE A PICNIC?
260
00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:45,583
>> MANDY!
261
00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:53,667
[SOBBING] >>
WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
262
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,208
>> TREES, MANDY.
263
00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:56,542
TREES ARE EVIL.
264
00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:57,792
THEY SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED.
265
00:12:57,875 --> 00:13:00,625
>> SO YOU GOT YOUR
KITE STUCK IN A TREE?
266
00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:01,958
>> AN EVIL TREE.
267
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,125
>> OH, DON'T
BE SO STUPID, STUPID.
268
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,167
JUST THROW SOMETHING UP
THERE AND KNOCK THE KITE
269
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:07,250
OUT OF THE TREE.
270
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:08,708
>> ANYBODY GOT A CHAINSAW?
271
00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:11,059
>> COME ON, THERE'S PLENTY
OF JUNK AROUND HERE WE CAN USE.
272
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,000
>> READY?
273
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,250
ARE YOU READY, BOY?
274
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,934
>> GIVE ME THAT
BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF.
275
00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:16,250
>> HEY!
276
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,208
>> DON'T FRET, PUD'N.
277
00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:19,542
WE'LL BRING IT
RIGHT BACK, BROTHER.
278
00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:21,333
THERE'S MY KITE, MANDY.
279
00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:23,583
WAY UP THERE.
280
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:24,583
>> STAND BACK.
281
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:27,375
>> YOU GO, GIRL!
282
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,042
>> [GASP] MY
THROWY THINGY!
283
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:37,083
>> NEVER SAY, "YOU GO, GIRL!"
>> I WANT MY THROWY THINGY!
284
00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:39,167
>> MAYBE SOMEONE
WOULD LIKE TO JOIN IT.
285
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,625
>> AAH!
286
00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:41,583
>> RIGHT!
287
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:44,000
>> WHAT THE...
NOT ME, YOU DOPE.
288
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:44,958
>> OOPS.
289
00:13:45,042 --> 00:13:46,042
DON'T WORRY, MANDY.
290
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,875
I'll GET SOMETHING
TO KNOCK YOU DOWN.
291
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,083
>> WONDERFUL.
292
00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:52,208
>> EMERGENCY!
293
00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:54,583
>> HEY!
294
00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:12,018
[DOG BARKING]
>> [WHISTLING]
295
00:14:12,042 --> 00:14:15,000
>> [LAUGHS]
296
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,375
>> GRIM, QUICK!
297
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:27,542
USE YOUR SCYTHE ON IT.
298
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,708
TORCH IT, MAYBE, OR
CHOP IT LIMB FROM LIMB.
299
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:30,458
GO AHEAD, GRIM.
300
00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:31,958
KICK SOME TREE BUTT!
301
00:14:32,042 --> 00:14:34,667
>> ALL RIGHT BILLY, BUT
THIS IS THE LAST TIME I SAVE YOU.
302
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,542
FROM A TREE.
303
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:43,042
I'M AFRAID MY POWERS
ARE USELESS HERE, BILLY.
304
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:45,292
THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH
NATURE IN THAT TREE.
305
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,125
THIS IS A JOB FOR A DRUID.
306
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:48,750
>> WHAT THE
HECK IS A DRUID?
307
00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:51,750
>> DRUIDS ARE DOWN WITH
ALL THAT NATURE MUMBO-JUMBO.
308
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:53,333
THEY TALK TO TREES.
309
00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:57,208
>> WELL, I HOPE
HE'S REALLY HAIRY.
310
00:14:57,292 --> 00:15:02,292
>> I AM BASIL TARRAGON OF
THE HIGH ORDER OF THE WILTED SHRUB.
311
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:07,083
SO, HAVE YOU COME TO
LEARN NATURE'S MYSTERIES?
312
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:10,250
>> THE HORRIBLE TREE
STOLE MY KITE, KIDNAPPED MANDY,
313
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:12,958
AND ATE A WIENER DOG!
314
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,667
>> THAT'S
PREPOSTEROUS, BOY.
315
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:18,125
TREES ARE OUR FRIENDS.
316
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:23,083
REMEMBER, EVERY PLANT AND
ANIMAL IN NATURE LOVES YOU.
317
00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,917
>> HE'S A
DRUID, ALL RIGHT.
318
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,542
>> THERE IS AN ANCIENT DRUIDIC
RITUAL THAT WILL GET YOUR FRIEND.
319
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:33,125
OUT OF THAT TREE, BUT THE
RITUAL IS DIFFICULT AND IT TAKES
320
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:35,667
3 DRUIDS TO PERFORM.
321
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:39,125
>> BUT WHEREVER WILL WE
GET TWO MORE DRUIDS, MR. BASIL?
322
00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:43,018
>> I VOLUNTEER
YOU, AND YOU.
323
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:48,500
YOU TWO MUST LEARN TO LOVE
NATURE, AND BECOME DRUIDS, OR
324
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:53,542
YOUR FRIEND WILL BE
TRAPPED IN THE TREE FOREVER!
325
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:55,125
>> HEY, WAIT
A MINUTE, GUYS.
326
00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:57,333
THIS IS WHERE WE WERE BEFORE!
327
00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:58,185
LET'S FACE IT.
328
00:15:58,209 --> 00:15:59,417
WE'RE LOST.
329
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,833
>> IT'S ALL BECAUSE
OF THIS STUPID COMPASS.
330
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,500
IT DOESN'T HAVE UP AND DOWN!
331
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:05,000
>> COURSE NOT, DOOFUS!
332
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,333
YOU NEED A THERMOMETER!
333
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:08,000
>> I'M HUNGRY.
334
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,000
>> HUH?
335
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,625
>> YOU'RE DOING
A FINE JOB, BOYS.
336
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:11,833
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
337
00:16:11,917 --> 00:16:13,375
>> WHOA.
338
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:16,000
>> COME ON.
339
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:18,875
>> HMM, LOOKS LIKE THE SUN'S
GOING DOWN, AND I'M NOT SLEEPING.
340
00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:21,083
IN A FILTHY OLD TREE ALL NIGHT.
341
00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:24,000
HERE WE GO.
342
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,667
[RINGS DOORBELL]
>> [CHATTERING]
343
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,809
>> YEAH, YEAH, CUT
THE CHATTER AND TAKE A HIKE,
344
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:29,625
YOU LITTLE RODENT.
345
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:31,167
I'M MOVING IN.
346
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,792
DID I SAY RODENT?
347
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:34,125
EASY, NOW.
348
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:37,125
DON'T MAKE ME GO GREYSTOKE
ON YOUR FURRY BUTTS.
349
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,750
>> [SNARLING]
350
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,542
NICE TIMING, BOYS.
351
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:47,185
>> [CHATTERING] >>
HEY, CHECK OUT ALL THE CUTE.
352
00:16:47,209 --> 00:16:48,917
LITTLE SQUIRRELS.
353
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:53,976
>> [SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY]
>> TAKE THAT, FURBALL!
354
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,500
>> EAT THIS, YOU
LITTLE NUTCRACKER!
355
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,375
>> YOU SQUIRRELS,
KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE!
356
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:02,458
>> HUH?
357
00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:04,917
[ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE]
>> GO ON, BEAT IT,
358
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,375
YOU FURRY FREAKS.
359
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:10,750
LET'S SEE WHAT THESE
SQUIRRELS GET ON CABLE.
360
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,101
>> ...NUTS
ABOUT YOU, BABY.
361
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:15,417
>> THE FIRST STEP IN LEARNING
TO LOVE NATURE IS LEARNING.
362
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,976
TO EAT NATURE.
363
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,917
HARVEST FROM THE
GREAT BOUNTY OF NATURE.
364
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,042
>> ARE YOU JOKING?
365
00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:32,375
>> AROUND HERE, WE
CALL THAT PRIMORDIAL STEW!
366
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:34,917
MY FAVORITE'S THE WIGGLY PARTS.
367
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,042
EAT UP, BOY.
368
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,167
>> [GULPING]
369
00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:44,018
I CAN ALREADY FEEL
NATURE'S BENEFITS.
370
00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:48,917
[LAUGHS] ERK!
371
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,333
MUST BE ALLERGIC TO NATURE.
372
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:55,125
>> THERE'S NO WAY THAT
BLOWHARD IS GETTING ME TO EAT BUGS AND.
373
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,833
SWAMP MUCK, NOT WHEN
THERE'S PORK CHOPS.
374
00:17:57,917 --> 00:18:00,417
[OINKING] GOTCHA!
375
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,750
AHA!
376
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:03,042
WHAT'S GOING ON?
377
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,000
AAH!
378
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,917
>> NOW, THAT'S
THE SPIRIT, GRIM!
379
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,083
WASTE NOT, WANT
NOT, I ALWAYS SAY.
380
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:19,018
I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE
HOW TO TALK TO A TREE.
381
00:18:19,042 --> 00:18:22,208
NOW, LISTEN UP, YOU WORM-EATEN
PUKE, DON'T GIVE ME ANY GUFF
382
00:18:22,292 --> 00:18:24,750
OR I'll FEED YOU TO
THE WOOD CHIPPER!
383
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:26,042
>> WHOA!
384
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:29,583
>> SO WHAT
DID THE TREE SAY?
385
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:30,917
OW!
386
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,042
>> TREES DON'T TALK!
387
00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:37,083
NOW, FOR YOUR FINAL TASK,
YOU WILL LEARN TO TAKE THE FORM
388
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:39,167
OF YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL.
389
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:44,083
I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE.
390
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:48,292
[GROWLS] >> AAH!
391
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:49,750
OOPS!
392
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:54,976
JUST REMEMBER THAT WHEN
YOU'RE IN THE ANIMAL STATE, YOU MAY
393
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,917
EXPERIENCE AN
INCREDIBLE BLOOD LUST!
394
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,250
AND NOW YOU DO IT, GRIM.
395
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,373
>> ME? >> SURE!
396
00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:03,042
NOTHING TO IT.
397
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:08,976
JUST CLOSE YOUR
EYES AND CONCENTRATE.
398
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:13,958
NOW, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
399
00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:19,250
>> I SEE A FROZEN
WASTELAND AND THERE'S A PENGUIN.
400
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,333
>> SLIDE!
401
00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:23,083
>> SLIDE.
402
00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:28,000
>> NOW BECOME
YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL.
403
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,750
>> I DID IT!
404
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:30,875
WAIT A MINUTE.
405
00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:33,000
MY SPIRIT ANIMAL IS A PENGUIN?
406
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:35,250
I WAS HOPING FOR
A TYRANNOSAURUS.
407
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:37,000
>> YOUR TURN, BILLY.
408
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:40,667
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND CONCENTRATE.
409
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:44,750
NOW, TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE.
410
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:51,542
>> I SEE A BEAUTIFUL MEADOW,
WITH FLOWERS AND BUTTERFLIES!
411
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,625
AND BUNNIES!
412
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:53,875
AND A MOOSE!
413
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:54,958
AND LIONS! AND UNICORNS!
414
00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:56,667
AND ROBOTS!
415
00:19:56,750 --> 00:20:00,917
AND... WAIT, OH,
WAIT, I SEE A LIGHT!
416
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,125
I LOST MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.
417
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:04,542
>> NO TIME FOR THAT.
418
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:09,083
COME, WE MUST PERFORM THE
DRUID RITUAL DURING THE STORM!
419
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:15,833
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU DRUIDS OF
THE ORDER OF THE WILTED SHRUB!
420
00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:21,042
[LAUGHS] NOW WE ARE
READY TO FACE THE OAK
421
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:25,042
TREE AND RESCUE YOUR KITE.
422
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,292
>> ARE YOU READY, MEN?
423
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:30,125
CHARGE!
424
00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:33,000
>> AAH! [CRASH]
425
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,292
>> YOU CAN HAVE THIS DUMP.
426
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,042
>> [CHATTERING]
427
00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:45,167
>> SHE'S GOOD.
428
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:46,875
>> OH, YEAH.
429
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:48,542
>> COME ON, MEN.
430
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:51,542
>> THERE'S A LOT
OF NATURE IN THAT TREE.
431
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,333
>> THERE'S A LOT
OF NATURE IN MY PANTS.
432
00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:57,375
>> ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
433
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,708
LET THE RITUAL BEGIN!
434
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:03,000
SING THE ANCIENT
SONG OF THE DRUIDS!
435
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:08,042
>> [ALL SINGING
INDISTINCTLY]
436
00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:12,042
>> I DON'T
THINK IT'S WORKING.
437
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:17,042
>> YEP, WOULD'VE WORKED
BETTER WITH A CHAINSAW.
438
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,125
[WHIRRING]
439
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,917
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
440
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
>> MANDY!
441
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,958
HOW DID YOU GET
OUT OF THE EVIL TREE?
442
00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:26,583
>> IT'S JUST
A TREE, DOOFUS.
443
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,125
I CLIMBED OUT.
444
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:30,268
AND I BROUGHT A FEW THINGS BACK
THAT I GOT FORM THE SQUIRRELS.
445
00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:31,708
>> MY KITE!
446
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:33,292
PUD'N'S THROWY THINGY!
447
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,083
[DOG BARKING] >> SO,
YOU SEE, BILLY, THAT TREE.
448
00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:37,917
ISN'T EVIL AT ALL.
449
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,417
NOW I HAVE TO GO SHOW SOME
SCOUTS HOW TO TIE A KNOT.
450
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,083
>> TIMBER!
451
00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:47,250
YES, YES, YES!
452
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:48,333
>> FREEZE!
453
00:21:48,417 --> 00:21:50,458
>> OFFICER, YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
454
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:52,042
IT WAS THAT KID!
455
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,500
THE CHAINSAW WAS ALL
HIS IDEA, I'M TELLING YOU.
456
00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:55,333
>> YEAH, YEAH.
457
00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:57,125
TELL IT TO THE JUDGE.
458
00:21:57,208 --> 00:22:00,500
>> NOW I'll PROBABLY
NEVER FIND MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.
459
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:01,833
>> IT AIN'T ALL THAT.
460
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:04,542
>> I GOTS TO TRY,
JUST ONE MORE TIME.
461
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:06,333
[GRUNTING]
462
00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:10,542
HOLY CRUD!
463
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
HE'S FINALLY HERE!
464
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:15,250
MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.
465
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:19,833
OOH, AHH!
466
00:22:19,917 --> 00:22:21,375
>> BILLY?
467
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:24,667
>> [LAUGHS]
468
00:22:29,167 --> 00:22:32,083
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
469
00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:36,042
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org... ]
470
00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:39,458
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