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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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HA HA HA!
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VIOLETS ARE BLUE.
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ROSES ARE RED.
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WE'RE COMING ABOARD.
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PREPARE TO EAT LEAD.
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[POP]
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THIS WAS A BRILLIANT
IDEA, MANDY.
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SPENDING THE WHOLE
DAY AT THE BEACH.
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EH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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AHH, SO RELAXING AND CALM.
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UH.
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GRIM?
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CAN I BURY YOU IN THE SAND?
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NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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AW, PRETTY PLEASE?
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I SAID NO, YOU LITTLE PUKE.
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I'll ONLY BURY YOU UP TO
YOUR KNEES, I PROMISE.
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[SIGHS] FINE.
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BUT ONLY TO MY KNEES.
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YOU GOT IT!
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ALL RIGHT, HE SAID YES.
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LET HER RIP!
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GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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YOU'RE GONNA GET IT, JUST
WAIT TILL I GET OUT, BOY.
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BILLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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BURYING GRIM IN THE SAND.
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BUT ONLY TO HIS KNEES.
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I'M NOT PLAYING
AROUND NO MORE, BILLY!
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GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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BILLY, WHY DON'T YOU
GO PLAY IN THE WATER?
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GANG WAY!
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YA YA YA!
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AAH!
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[THUD] [JAMAICAN ACCENT] BILLY,
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MON', WE BEEN WAITIN' FOR YA.
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WELCOME TO THE SEA,
WHERE EVERYONE IS FREE.
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BUT DON'T YOU EVER THINK
ABOUT ESCAPIN', BECAUSE...
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♪ UNDER THE OCEAN
UNDER THE OCEAN
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WHERE EVERYTHING'S WETTER
AND IT SURE BEATS THE GHETTA
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SO TRY TO BEHAVE OR
YOU'LL ROT IN A GRAVE
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OF WATER AND SALT AND
IT'LL ALL BE YOUR FAULT
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SO TAKE IT FROM ME
YOUR CRUSTACEAN M.C.
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DON'T DRINK THE WATER
'CUZ IT'S FULL OF FISH PEE
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SO DON'T BRING NO DRAMA
LEAVE THAT FOR YOUR MAMA
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COME, AH CHILLIN' IN THE BAHAMAS
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RIDING A LLAMA
SWEATING IN A SAUNA
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WHILE EATING A BANANA ♪
♪ EH, I DON'T WANNA
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GRIM!
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MANDY!
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LOOK, MANDY, BILLY
IS OUT IN THE WATER.
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BUT HE'S OUT PRETTY FAR.
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GRIM!
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DON'T MOVE.
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I WILL SWIM BACK TO YOU.
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AHH, OH, STUPID STOMACH CRAMP.
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UH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE
SWIMMING AFTER I JUST ATE.
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SERVES YOU RIGHT, MON'!
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH BILLY?
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OH, I HOPE IT'S A
BARRACUDA ATTACK.
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OR A WHALE ATTACK.
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THAT WORKS, TOO.
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HEY!
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I KNOW YOU.
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YOUR PIN... MARACHIOO...
CHIOYOGIDDIO.
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OH!
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BILLY, IS THAT REALLY YOU?
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CAN I EAT YOUR FLESH SO
I CAN BECOME A REAL BOY?
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MM, NOT TODAY.
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I NEED MY FLESH TO
HOLD MY DOODY IN.
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PINOCCHIO!
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WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS?
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THAT'S NO WAY TO
TREAT A NEW GUEST.
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MY NAME IS GEPETTO.
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I CARVED PINOCCHIO FROM WOOD.
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BUT YOU'RE NOT LIKE
PINOCCHIO, ARE YOU?
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WELL, I'M NOT A CANNIBAL!
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HEY, I'M NOT A CANNIBAL, EITHER.
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SEE?
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I NEVER HAD A REAL BOY AS A SON.
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SO, I HAD TO BUILD ONE TO
FULFILL MY OWN SELFISH DESIRE TO
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BE A FATHER.
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ANYWAY, THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO
PRETEND THAT A LIFELESS PIECE OF
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WOOD CAN RETURN MY LOVE.
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WOW!
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THAT'S PRETTY
PATHETIC IF I MAY SAY SO,
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GEPPETYGETJIGGYWITHIT-OH.
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I KNOW.
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BUT I BELIEVE IN MY HEART THAT
SOMEDAY I WILL MAKE A WONDERFUL
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FATHER TO SOME LUCKY SON.
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I KNOW!
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BILLY, YOU CAN BE MY REAL SON.
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REALLY?
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I'VE NEVER BEEN A REAL
SON TO ANYONE BEFORE.
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EXCEPT TO MY REAL DAD.
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SURE, I'll DO IT!
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BILLY, YOU'VE MADE
AN OLD MAN HAPPY.
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AND I PROMISE I WON'T
USE YOU FOR A DOORSTOP,
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LIKE I DID WITH PINOCCHIO.
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OH, PAPPY!
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THAT WHALE THAT SWALLOWED
BILLY HAS GOT TO BE OUT HERE.
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YOU SEE ANYTHING, GRIM?
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GRIM?
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[VOMITING] YEAH,
YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
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WE SHOULD GIVE UP LOOKING.
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BUT THEN AGAIN, WE DO NEED HIM
TO CARRY ALL OUR BEACH JUNK BACK
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TO THE CAR.
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ME CARRY IT?
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
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YOU'VE GOT A POINT THERE.
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BUT STILL, WE'VE GOT
TO FIND THIS WHALE.
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ARR, I KNOW OF THIS
WHALE YOU SPEAK OF.
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AROUND THESE PARTS, HE
BE KNOWN AS BLUBBERY JOE,
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THE MOST FEARED
WHALE IN THE SEVEN SEAS.
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HE BE THE ONE THAT
ROBBED ME OF ME RIGHT LEG,
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AND THE REST OF ME BODY.
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NOW, ALL THAT'S LEFT OF
ME BE ME LITTLE PINKY FINGER.
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AND WHO ARE YOU?
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THEY CALL ME CAPTAIN
DEADWOOD, THE HEARTLESS!
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ARR!
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BUT DON'T LET THE NAME FOOL
YA, I'M NOT REALLY A CAPTAIN.
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CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN!
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BLUBBERY JOE HAS JUST BEEN
SPOTTED OFF THE PORT BOW!
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HI, GRIM!
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HI, MANDY!
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HA HA!
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I'VE STILL GOT ME PINKY FINGER.
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YOU SCURVY DOG.
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AHH.
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OK, TRUTH OR DARE.
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UMM, WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE SON?
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ME OR... YOU! MY TURN.
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WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE REAL DAD?
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YOUR REAL DAD OR ME?
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I GOT, I GOT... YOU!
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I LOVE YOU, NOT REAL DAD!
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LET'S HUG!
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GRR!
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HELLO, PINOCCHIO,
I AM THE BLUE FAIRY.
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HERE TO MAKE SURE ALL IS WELL.
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WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
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HELP ME BECOME A REAL BOY,
SO THAT MY FATHER WILL LOVE ME
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AGAIN.
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YOU KNOW I CAN'T
HELP YOU DO THAT.
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OH!
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BUT I CAN HELP YOU
GET OUT OF THIS WHALE.
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ALL YOU NEED TO
DO IS BUILD A FIRE.
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YES!
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I'll BUILD A FIRE SO I CAN
ROAST BILLY AND CONSUME HIS.
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FLESH SO THAT I CAN
BECOME A REAL BOY!
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HEH HEH HEH.
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NO, SWEETIE, I MEANT A FIRE
WILL MAKE THE WHALE SNEEZE,
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AND THEN YOU COULD
ESCAPE, AND THEN... NEVER MIND.
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PSYCHOTIC RAGE.
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JUST GO WITH THAT.
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WELL, LITTLE BOY, LOOKS
LIKE YOUR FRIEND BILLY IS LOST
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FOREVER.
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HE'S PROBABLY BEING SLOWLY
AND PAINFULLY DIGESTED IN THE
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WHALE'S ENORMOUS
BELLY AS WE SPEAK.
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HIS FLESH IS PROBABLY BEING
RIPPED AWAY FROM HIS BONES,
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AS THE STOMACH ACIDS CHURN,
SLOWLY BEING DISSOLVED INTO THE
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WHALE'S BODILY FLUIDS.
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URP!
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[VOMITING] ENOUGH OF THIS.
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ARR, NOW THAT BE IMPRESSIVE.
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EH, SEEN IT.
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THERE'S YOUR STINKING WHALE.
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NOW, GO GET BILLY
OUT OF THAT THING.
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I'll BE BLOWING CHUNKS
OFF THE STARBOARD BOW.
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AH YAH YAH!
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TRUTH OR DARE?
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DARE.
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I DARE YOU TO SNIFF
YOUR OWN BUTT.
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AGAIN?
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YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!
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DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING FUNNY?
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LIKE INNOCENT YOUNG FLESH
SLOWLY BEING ROASTED OVER A ROLLING
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FIRE?
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PINOCCHIO!
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WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
ROASTING REAL BOYS ALIVE?
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I-IT WASN'T ME, THE BLUE
FAIRY TOLD ME TO DO IT.
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LIAR!
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YOU'VE BEEN JEALOUS
OF BILLY THIS WHOLE TIME.
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LOOK, PINOCCHIO, IT'S NOT THAT
I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE, IT'S
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JUST THAT I LOVE BILLY MORE.
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AND YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.
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I SMELL HOT DOGS.
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DON'T EAT OUT, OR
YOU'LL BE DEAD TO ME, TOO.
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I'll BE GOOD.
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ARR.
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SO, HOW DO WE GET YOUR
FRIEND BILLY OUT OF BLUBBERY JOE?
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WELL, WE JUST GOT TO WAIT
UNTIL BILLY IS COMPLETELY
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DIGESTED, AND HAS PASSED
OUT OF THE WHALE'S...
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BUT, MANDY, THAT
MIGHT TAKE HOURS.
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IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE.
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LOOK!
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BLUBBERY JOE, SOMEONE
STARTED A FIRE IN HER BELLY.
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[BLUBBERY JOE SNEEZES]
ARR, 'TIS A BOY MADE ENTIRELY
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OF WOOD.
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HMM, JUST LIKE MYSELF, ARR.
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SO, YOU MUST KNOW HOW HARD IT
IS NOT BEING A REAL PERSON THEN.
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OR WISHING YOU COULD HAVE
SOMEONE WHO TRULY UNDERSTANDS
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YOU, LIKE A FATHER WOULD.
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ARR, I DO LADDIE.
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WHEN YOU BE CHASIN' WHALES FOR
MONTHS ON END, YOU MISS OUT ON
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THE OPPORTUNITIES TO
HAVE A SON OF YOUR OWN.
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IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
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LIKEWISE.
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COME ON, BILLY, OUT
OF THE WHALE SNOT.
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IT'S TIME TO GO HOME. WAIT!
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BILLY IS GOING HOME WITH ME.
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HE'S MY NEW REAL SON.
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BILLY, WHAT IS THIS
GEEK TALKING ABOUT?
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YOU REMEMBER WHEN I SAID
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE WHALE
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STAYS IN THE WHALE?
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PLUS, I ALREADY HAVE ANOTHER
FAMILY WITH A REAL DAD TO GET
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TO, SO I CAN'T BE
YOUR SON ANYMORE.
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BUT YOU UNDERSTAND.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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NOW I'VE GOT NO SON
IN MY LIFE TO LOVE.
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WHAT'S THE POINT
IN LIVING ANYMORE?
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
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SEE YOU AROUND,
JENNIFER-LOPEZIO.
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I'll BE YOUR SON.
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YOU WILL?
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WOO HA HA!
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HERE AT FRECKLE BURGER, WE
ADD WHOLE EGGS TO OUR FRECKLE
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SAUCE FOR MORE FRECKLE FLAVOR.
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ALL RIGHT, GRIM,
IT'S A COMMERCIAL.
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NOW'S OUR CHANCE.
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BILLY?
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NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE THE TV!
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SEE, MANDY.
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BUT, BILLY, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD
THAT WATCHING TOO MUCH TV
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IS BAD FOR YOU?
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YEAH, AND IT ROTS MY BRAIN.
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AND IF YOU WASTE TOO MUCH
TIME ON TV, YOUR DREAMS WILL
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SLIP AWAY.
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[CRICKET CHIRPS] OH,
COME NOW, BILLY, YOU MUST
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HAVE A DREAM.
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YOU WANT TO LIVE BEFORE
I RIP YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL.
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YEAH, BUT, YOU'LL
THINK IT'S STUPID.
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THERE ARE NO
STUPID DREAMS, BILLY.
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ONLY STUPID PEOPLE
WHO NEVER LIVE THEM.
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NOW, GO LIVE YOUR LIFE'S
DREAM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
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AND FOR GOODNESS SAKE,
GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.
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♪ CHASIN' MY DREAM
CHASIN' MY DREAM
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I'M WALKIN' DOWN THE
SIDEWALK CHASIN' MY DREAM
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CHASIN', CHASIN'
CHASIN' MY DREAM
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CHASIN' MY DREAM
GOT A LITTLE GAS
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BUT I'M CHASIN' MY
DREAM CHASIN' MY DREAM
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DA DA DA DA DA ♪ [PEEPING]
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CONGRATULATIONS,
WAYWARD DREAMER.
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YOU HAVE JUST PURCHASED
YOUR FIRST SET OF LIVE JUGGLING
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CHICKENS.
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MY DREAM.
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AND REMEMBER, ALWAYS
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS...
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NO MATTER HOW DUMB THEY
ARE, BECAUSE THEY DON'T GET ANY
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DUMBER THAN THIS.
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SIGNED, UNCLE CHOKEY.
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OH, AHH!
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HA HA HA.
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[PEEP PEEP] [PEEPING]
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CHICKENS.
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YO YO YO, DAWG, ANYONE
SEEN MY TENNIS RACKET?
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ME AND MY MISSUS ARE
GONNA HAVE A GAME OF T-BALL.
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[PEEP PEEP] SO, YOU
SEEN MY RACKET OR
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WHAT?
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BILLY, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN.
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CHILD, WHATCHA' DOIN'
DRESSED UP LIKE A CHICKEN?
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IT'S MY DREAM.
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WHAT, TO GIVE AWAY FREE
CHICKEN SAMPLES AT FLAMING
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CHICKEN?
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ACTUALLY, THAT'S MY BACK-UP
PLAN, BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW,
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MY DREAM IS TO BECOME A
WORLD FAMOUS CHICKEN JUGGLER.
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THERE IS NO SUCH DREAM, BILLY.
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THERE'S SNOT?
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NO, IT'S JUST A WAY TO GET
IDIOTS LIKE YOU TO BUY JUNK.
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THERE IS SO SUCH A
DREAM, UNCLE CHOKEY SAYS.
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UNCLE CHOKEY?
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YES, UNCLE CHOKEY.
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HE'S MY NEW REASON FOR LIVING,
SAVED ME FROM A LIFE OF ETERNAL
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STRUGGLING...
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IT'S ALL HERE IN THE
FOLD OUT PAMPHLET.
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HMM.
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THIS STOPS HERE.
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UH, BILLY'S MOM?
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DID YOU KNOW THAT BILLY'S LIFE
DREAM IS TO JUGGLE CHICKENS?
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NO, NO, NO.
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00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:20,875
BILLY'S GOING TO BE A
CHIROPRACTOR, LIKE HIS FATHER.
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00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,292
BUT I WORK AT FRECKLE BURGER.
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00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:25,792
HA HA, HE'S A CHIROPRACTOR.
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JUST LIKE YOU'RE
GOING TO BE SOMEDAY.
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NO, NO, I'M GOING
TO JUGGLE CHICKENS.
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CHIROPRACTOR.
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CHICKEN JUGGLER!
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CHIROPRACTOR!
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CHICKEN JUGGLER.
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AHH!
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OK, I'll BE A CHIROPRACTOR.
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JUST KIDDING.
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I'M GONNA JUGGLE CHICKENS!
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AND IF I CAN'T LIVE MY DREAM
HERE, WOMAN, I'M GONNA FOLLOW
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THE FULL COLOR MAP IN THIS
PAMPHLET TO UNCLE CHOKEY'S FARM,
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WHERE I CAN LIVE MY DREAM...
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IN PEACE AND LOVE!
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[CHICKENS PEEPING] OH,
HE'LL BE BACK, GLENYS.
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GLADYS.
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HA HA, GLADYS.
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♪ CHASIN' MY DREAM
CHASIN' MY DREAM
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STILL GOT GAS ♪ [FARTS]
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♪ BUT I'M LIVIN' MY DREAM
OH, MIRACLES OF MIRACLES!
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CHOKEY FARMS.
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[RINGING] HEH HEH HEH.
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EH, HELLO?
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00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:28,792
OH, YES, MAY I HELP YOU?
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HEY!
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A COUNTRY DIRT GNOME.
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YES, I AM HERE TO SEE...
WE KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE,
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HEH HEH HEH.
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00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,917
THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH DIRT
GNOMES, THEY COME, THEY GO...
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I DON'T GET IT.
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YES, YES, YES, YES!
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HEH HEH, YES.
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HE... IS THE ONE!
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HEY, GIVE ME BACK MY CHICKEN.
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00:15:54,250 --> 00:16:00,333
[PEEPING] HEY!
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GIVE ME BACK MY CHICKENS,
YOU DIRTY DIRT EATING MUD ELF!
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00:16:04,042 --> 00:16:07,417
YES, YOU SEEK UNCLE CHOKEY.
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YOU ARE THE ONE!
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00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:10,917
I'll TAKE YOU TO HIM.
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00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,125
HA HA HA.
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00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:14,083
WELL, OK.
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00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:15,875
OH, HERE ARE YOUR CHICKS.
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00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,208
THANKS, DIRT DUDE.
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00:16:17,292 --> 00:16:18,417
THEY CALL ME BINDLE.
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00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,292
EH, UH, WENDELL?
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00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:24,083
YEAH.
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00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:25,542
BEHOLD!
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UNCLE CHOKEY.
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00:16:28,292 --> 00:16:30,875
NO, NO, OVER THERE.
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00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:35,167
ONCE A CHICKEN JUGGLING GOD.
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00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:38,250
[CLUCK CLUCK] BUT
HE GAVE IT ALL UP TO BE
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AN ORDINARY FARMER.
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00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,167
JUST WHY, NOBODY KNOWS.
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00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:46,583
SO, CHOKEY DOESN'T JUGGLE
HIS CHICKENS NO MORE?
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00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:49,042
RIGHT!
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00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:53,083
MANY HAVE TRIED TO GET HIM TO
JUGGLE AGAIN, BUT HE CALLS 911
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00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:58,167
AND HAS THEM PUT IN JAIL FOR
A LIFETIME OF PAIN, SUFFERING.
350
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,458
BUT YOU... THE ONE?
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00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,750
THE ONE!
352
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:05,167
WELL, I'M PRETTY
SURE YOU ARE THE ONE.
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00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,667
IF NOT, WE'LL COME
VISIT YOU IN PRISON.
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00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,292
OH.
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00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:11,375
HI, UNCLE CHOKEY!
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00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,042
WANNA JUGGLE SOME CHICKENS?
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00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,976
OK.
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00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,500
THE ONE!
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00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:23,083
HA HA HA!
360
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:37,375
[MUSIC PLAYING] WOW!
361
00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,792
DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE.
362
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,292
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM
FOR A SPECIAL BULLETIN.
363
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,000
WE'RE OUT OF EGGS.
364
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,500
THAT'S RIGHT.
365
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,667
SOMEONE HAS STOPPED THE FLOW
OF EGGS TO THE LOCAL EGG MARTS.
366
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:11,792
IN THE WAKE OF THIS DEVASTATION,
SOME HAVE TRIED TO LAY EGGS OF
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00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:13,000
THEIR OWN.
368
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:14,958
UH...
369
00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:20,042
WHILE THE MORE INTELLIGENT
HAVE TAKEN TO OSTRICH EGGS,
370
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,583
BUT WITH QUESTIONABLE RESULTS.
371
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,708
[GROWL]
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00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,417
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE
373
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,708
DESECRATION OF OUR
PRECIOUS EGG SUPPLY?
374
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:30,542
AAH!
375
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,458
SOMEBODY CALL MY PARENTS!
376
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:36,500
IS IT... THE CLEVER
FOX, THE HUNGRY BEAR,
377
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,542
OR BILLY, DRESSED
LIKE A MOTHER HEN?
378
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:40,333
[SLURP, CACKLE] THESE
STORIES TONIGHT AT
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11:00.
380
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:44,000
I PUT MY MONEY ON
THE HUNGRY BEAR.
381
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:46,375
COME ON, GRIM, LET'S GO GET HIM.
382
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:50,208
OH, COME ON, HE'S
GOT THE BEST MOTIVE.
383
00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:53,185
SO, SINCE YOUR SCYTHE IS AT
THE CLEANERS, WE'LL HAVE TO RELY
384
00:18:53,209 --> 00:18:55,958
ON MY WITS TO GET BILLY.
385
00:18:56,042 --> 00:18:59,083
AND THE FIRST THING WE ARE
GOING TO DO IS STOP THAT MUSIC.
386
00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:00,583
IS THAT MUSIC?
387
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:05,000
SOUNDS MORE LIKE A MOOSE
GIVING BIRTH TO AN ELEPHANT.
388
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,750
HEY!
389
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:14,042
CHECK IT OUT, MANDY, I'M FROM
THE RUBBER HOSE SCHOOL OF
390
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,500
ANIMATION!
391
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:19,208
OOH, OOH!
392
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,417
AND EVERYTHING IS ALL PUFFY...
393
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,958
AND BLACK AND WHITE!
394
00:19:24,042 --> 00:19:28,708
OH, HEY, REMEMBER THIS ONE?
395
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:29,875
EH? EH?
396
00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:34,000
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
BUT I KNOW I LOOK GOOD.
397
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:36,542
VAMANOS, BILLY, GOT TO LET
UNCLE CHOKEY GET BACK TO HIS
398
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:37,375
EGGS.
399
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:38,917
HMM.
400
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,185
MY SPIDEY-SENSES INDICATE THAT
WHATEVER IS MAKING THAT MUSIC IS
401
00:19:41,209 --> 00:19:43,958
TURNING EVERYTHING
INTO A RETRO CARTOON.
402
00:19:44,042 --> 00:19:47,375
GRIM, YOU DON'T
HAVE SPIDEY-SENSES.
403
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,208
NOW THAT COMPLICATES THINGS.
404
00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:50,042
OH!
405
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:51,250
HEY, MANDY!
406
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,667
YEAH!
407
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:55,458
UH.
408
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,458
WHAT'S THIS?
409
00:19:57,542 --> 00:19:58,667
THAT'S IT!
410
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:02,167
MANDY, I FIGURED OUT
WHAT'S MAKING THAT MUSIC.
411
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:03,417
ARE YOU OK?
412
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,875
DO I LOOK OK?
413
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:09,625
IT'S HARD TO TELL... YOU SORT
OF ALWAYS LOOK THAT WAY.
414
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,667
HA HA HA HA.
415
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,083
NOW THAT'S COMEDY.
416
00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:19,125
I HATE RETRO CARTOONS!
417
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:21,167
SHE SAID IT!
418
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:23,042
QUICK, BEHIND THAT ROCK.
419
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:29,958
STOP!
420
00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:33,417
WAIT, PLEASE.
421
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:38,250
GREAT, THERE GOES
MY WHOLE DESIGN ETHIC.
422
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:42,375
WHAT NOW?
423
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,125
WHAT'S THIS?
424
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:46,125
WHY, IT'S THE SKELETON DANCE!
425
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:49,958
I HAVEN'T DONE THIS
FOR, LIKE, 300 YEARS!
426
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:53,500
ALL RIGHT BOYS, IF WE
DO THIS, WE DO IT MY WAY.
427
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:59,083
NOW, IT'S STEP LEFT, KICK RIGHT.
428
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:05,542
EAT MY DUST.
429
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:09,458
I DON'T THINK HIDING BEHIND
THIS ROCK IS SUCH A HOT IDEA.
430
00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:11,018
I KNEW IT.
431
00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:14,042
[QUACK] SORRY, I
DON'T DO RUBBER HOSE.
432
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,750
YEAH, NOW YOU'RE SWINGIN'!
433
00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:25,375
HEY, NOT TOO HARD WITH THAT.
434
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:34,333
[CRASH] [QUACK]
435
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:40,083
[CLUCK CLUCK] GET
YOURSELF TOGETHER, GRIM.
436
00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:41,792
WE'RE GOING.
437
00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:47,667
UH!
438
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:52,042
BYE, UNCLE CHOKEY!
439
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,542
OW.
440
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:56,625
AT FRECKLE BURGER, WE CARE
FOR OUR CUSTOMERS WITH FRECKLE
441
00:21:56,708 --> 00:22:00,667
CUSTOMER CARE, BECAUSE WE
CARE ABOUT OUR FRECKLE CUSTOMERS.
442
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:05,750
[CRASH] SEE,
GLENYS, I TOLD YOU HE
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00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:07,833
WOULD BE BACK.
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00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,792
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