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IT LOOKS LIKE I HIT SOME KIND OF BIG, UGLY BUG. 18 00:02:08,042 --> 00:02:08,958 OH, NEVER MIND. 19 00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:10,042 THAT'S JUST MANDY. 20 00:02:10,083 --> 00:02:13,917 - I DIDN'T REALIZE THE ZOO ANIMALS WERE ON PARADE. 21 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:14,976 - HA HA! 22 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,018 VERY FUNNY, MANDY, AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, 23 00:02:18,042 --> 00:02:20,125 THAT WAS SARCASM. 24 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:23,417 ACTUALLY, I'M PRACTICING FOR WHEN I GET CROWNED IN 25 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:25,708 THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS SCURVY PAGEANT. 26 00:02:25,792 --> 00:02:28,417 I'VE GOT THE 3 THINGS YOU NEED TO WIN... 27 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:32,875 LOOKS, CHARM, TALENT, AND BRAINS. 28 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:35,500 SEE HOW THE OTHER KIDS BOW BEFORE ME? 29 00:02:35,583 --> 00:02:37,458 - [GRUNTING AND SCREAMING] 30 00:02:37,542 --> 00:02:41,667 - MINDY, BEAUTY PAGEANTS ARE RIDICULOUS CONTESTS FOR 31 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:43,083 RIDICULOUS GIRLS. 32 00:02:43,167 --> 00:02:45,958 - OH, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY. 33 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:50,018 MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY. 34 00:02:50,042 --> 00:02:54,250 MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY. 35 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:55,792 MANDY. 36 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:59,833 YOU UGLY PEOPLE ARE SO PREDICTABLE, BUT SINCE YOU 37 00:02:59,917 --> 00:03:01,917 WERE BORN HIDEOUS AND BEAST-LIKE, 38 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,875 IT'S NOT MY PLACE TO JUDGE, 39 00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:05,667 AND STOP UGLYING UP MY FLOAT. 40 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:09,083 I HAVE TO GET TO CLASS. 41 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:15,958 - HEY. - AAH! 42 00:03:16,042 --> 00:03:17,583 - I'VE GOT A LEMON FOR A HEAD. 43 00:03:17,667 --> 00:03:21,792 I GUESS THAT MAKES ME CRAZY. 44 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:23,208 - HELLO, PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES. 45 00:03:23,292 --> 00:03:28,083 - MANDY, I OVERHEARD THE HURTFUL THINGS MINDY SAID TO YOU, 46 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:29,792 AND I THINK SHE'S GOT A POINT. 47 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:33,875 YOU HAVE TO LOOK DEEP INSIDE AND REALIZE THAT THE ONLY ONE 48 00:03:33,958 --> 00:03:37,917 WHO CAN DECIDE IF YOU'RE TRULY PRETTY... 49 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,542 IS A PANEL OF 3 JUDGES. 50 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:42,500 HERE'S THE PAGEANT ENTRY FORM. 51 00:03:47,125 --> 00:03:48,292 - FASTER. 52 00:03:48,375 --> 00:03:50,833 FASTER! FASTER! 53 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:52,875 - I CAN'T GO NO FASTER. 54 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:55,167 - FASTER! 55 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,750 - YOU CAN CARRY YOUR OWN BOOKS HOME! 56 00:04:01,833 --> 00:04:05,042 WHY DO THEY GOT TO LOAD YOU UP WITH SO MANY BOOKS ANYWAYS? 57 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:09,583 - ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST ONE BIG BOOK. 58 00:04:12,125 --> 00:04:15,333 - WELL, I THINK I'D BETTER DIVIDE IT INTO CHAPTERS. 59 00:04:15,417 --> 00:04:20,000 WAIT. I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE. 60 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:24,833 HOLY MOLY! 61 00:04:24,917 --> 00:04:26,144 - IS IT A CANDY NECKLACE? 62 00:04:26,168 --> 00:04:28,875 GIVE IT TO ME! IT'S MINE, MINE, MINE, ALL MINE! 63 00:04:28,958 --> 00:04:33,708 - IT AIN'T NO CANDY NECKLACE, BOY, BUT I'D PREFER THAT 64 00:04:33,792 --> 00:04:34,500 IT HAD BEEN. 65 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:35,833 WHY YOU HIDING IN THE BUSHES? 66 00:04:35,917 --> 00:04:39,042 - I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU TWO. 67 00:04:39,125 --> 00:04:44,167 DO YOU THINK I'M... PRETTY? 68 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:48,958 - WELL, I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY SOMETHING. 69 00:04:49,042 --> 00:04:50,976 - YEAH. PRETTY MEAN. 70 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,708 - WHY THIS SUDDEN INTEREST IN YOUR APPEARANCE? 71 00:04:53,792 --> 00:05:00,167 - I WAS THINKING OF ENTERING A... BEAUTY... PAGEANT. 72 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:12,375 - BEAUTY PAGEANT. 73 00:05:21,792 --> 00:05:24,542 - BEAUTY PAGEANT! 74 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:34,708 - PAGEANT. 75 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:37,042 - HOO HOO HOO! 76 00:05:37,125 --> 00:05:40,292 - I THINK SHE'S SERIOUS. 77 00:05:40,375 --> 00:05:43,125 - [GRR] 78 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:45,000 - IS IT TRUE, MANDY? 79 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:48,417 ARE YOU... SERIOUS? 80 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:51,208 WHAT IS IT? - A PAGEANT ENTRY FORM. 81 00:05:51,292 --> 00:05:52,542 OH, SHE'S SERIOUS, MAN. 82 00:05:52,625 --> 00:05:55,250 WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT? 83 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:59,458 - WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE MUGLY GANG, AND BY 84 00:05:59,542 --> 00:06:03,018 MUGLY, I MEAN MONSTROUSLY UGLY. 85 00:06:03,042 --> 00:06:04,167 - CINDY! 86 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:05,875 - MINDY. - MINDY! 87 00:06:05,958 --> 00:06:09,000 - YOU'RE NOT REALLY GOING TO ENTER THE LITTLE MISS SCURVY 88 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:10,833 PAGEANT, ARE YOU, MANDY? 89 00:06:10,917 --> 00:06:12,250 - SCARED OF THE COMPETITION? 90 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:14,542 - I'M SCARED THAT THE JUDGES WILL MISTAKE YOU FOR A BIG 91 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:18,458 DOO-DOO MONSTER AND CHASE YOU OUT OF TOWN WITH TORCHES. 92 00:06:18,542 --> 00:06:19,542 - OH, YEAH? 93 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:21,958 WE'LL SEE WHO CHASES WHOM WITH TORCHES. 94 00:06:22,042 --> 00:06:24,708 - YEAH! MANDY WILL TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! 95 00:06:24,792 --> 00:06:27,792 - BEAT YOUR PANTS OFF. - BEAT YOUR PANTS OFF! 96 00:06:27,875 --> 00:06:32,018 - OH, I'M SO SURE SHE'LL WIN, AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, 97 00:06:32,042 --> 00:06:33,375 THAT WAS SARCASM. 98 00:06:33,458 --> 00:06:38,018 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO GET A RIB REMOVED. 99 00:06:38,042 --> 00:06:40,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 100 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:43,958 - OH, AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE DON'T REALLY BELIEVE 101 00:06:44,042 --> 00:06:45,125 YOU CAN WIN. 102 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:48,042 - YEAH! WE JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT. 103 00:06:48,125 --> 00:06:49,500 WAIT A SECOND! 104 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:53,667 GRIM, WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR POWERS TO MAKE MANDY BOOTIFUL? 105 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:55,000 - DARN IT, BOY! 106 00:06:55,083 --> 00:07:02,000 I'M NOT A MIRACLE WORKER, BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS. 107 00:07:05,208 --> 00:07:08,083 [BEEPING MORSE CODE] 108 00:07:08,792 --> 00:07:10,976 [THUNDER] 109 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 - NOW WHAT? 110 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:13,792 - I SUGGEST WE MOVE. 111 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:14,667 - MOVE? 112 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:17,083 - MOVE QUICKLY! 113 00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:22,958 - CHICKEN WING! 114 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:24,958 [CLUCKING] 115 00:07:25,042 --> 00:07:27,458 [GAGGING] 116 00:07:31,125 --> 00:07:33,542 [FANFARE] 117 00:07:39,875 --> 00:07:40,792 - CRABINA! 118 00:07:40,875 --> 00:07:43,000 YOU LOOK AS FABULOUS AS EVER. 119 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:44,375 MM. KISS! 120 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:47,667 - GRIM, DARLING, IF I COULD MOVE ANY PART OF MY FACE, 121 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:50,125 YOU'D KNOW HOW HAPPY I WAS TO SEE YOU. 122 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:54,208 - CHILDREN, MEET CRABINA, THE UNDERWORLD'S PREMIER 123 00:07:54,292 --> 00:07:55,875 MAKEOVER ARTIST. 124 00:07:55,958 --> 00:07:59,375 - HMM. WELL, IT'S NOT AS BAD AS YOU MADE IT SOUND. 125 00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:03,708 OF COURSE, WE'LL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT NOSE. 126 00:08:03,792 --> 00:08:05,185 - NO. UH, THE OTHER ONE. 127 00:08:05,209 --> 00:08:08,000 - OTHER ONE? WHAT OTHER... OH, MY GOODNESS! 128 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:11,708 UGH! I MISTOOK HER FOR AN ANGRY TREE STUMP. 129 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:13,542 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY NOSE? 130 00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:14,542 - FORGET IT, GRIM. 131 00:08:14,625 --> 00:08:16,061 I DON'T NEED HER HELP. 132 00:08:16,085 --> 00:08:17,085 - TRUST ME. 133 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:19,167 CRABINA MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY. 134 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:21,082 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME BEFORE. 135 00:08:21,106 --> 00:08:22,417 I LOOKED LIKE A TOTAL NERD. 136 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:26,875 - MY DEAR, DEAR CHILD, YOUR PROBLEM IS NOT A PHYSICAL ONE. 137 00:08:26,958 --> 00:08:30,125 WHY, WITH ENOUGH SURGERY, ANYONE CAN LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 138 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:33,500 TRUE BEAUTY... OH, JUST A MOMENT. 139 00:08:33,583 --> 00:08:35,625 [SQUEAKING] 140 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:36,917 WHERE WAS I? 141 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:37,750 OH, YES. 142 00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:40,375 TRUE BEAUTY LIES WITHIN. 143 00:08:40,458 --> 00:08:42,750 - IN HER LUNGS? 144 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:44,000 - IN HER ATTITUDE. 145 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:46,292 WHAT DOES THIS GIRL'S ATTITUDE SAY TO YOU? 146 00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:49,000 - OOH. IT SAYS BAD THINGS, 147 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:51,750 THINGS I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO REPEAT. 148 00:08:51,833 --> 00:08:54,000 MAKE THE BAD THINGS GO AWAY! 149 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:55,583 I'll BE GOOD, MOMMY. 150 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:57,458 I PROMISE! 151 00:08:57,542 --> 00:08:58,542 - EXACTLY. 152 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,875 SHE'S WHAT WE REFER TO AS A SOUR GRAPE. 153 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:04,750 - YEAH, BUT SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS. 154 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:12,500 - THEN OUR GOAL IS CLEAR. 155 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:17,958 IF SHE CANNOT LEARN TO SMILE BY WEEK'S END, SHE HAS NO HOPE 156 00:09:18,042 --> 00:09:20,500 OF WINNING THE PAGEANT. 157 00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:23,458 - WILL MANDY WIN THE PAGEANT? 158 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:26,458 WILL SHE EVER SMILE? 159 00:09:26,542 --> 00:09:28,667 I DON'T CARE! 160 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:33,042 INSTEAD, HERE'S AN IMPORTANT COMMERCIAL MESSAGE. 161 00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:39,792 IMPORTANT COMMERCIAL MESSAGE! 162 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:43,875 - AND SO THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, 163 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:50,333 THEY TRIED A SERIES OF DUMB GAGS TO MAKE MANDY SMILE. 164 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:53,042 LET'S WATCH A CLIP. 165 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:57,750 WATCH A CLIP! 166 00:10:01,875 --> 00:10:04,333 [SQUEAKING] 167 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:13,042 - ANY REACTION? 168 00:10:14,417 --> 00:10:19,708 - THERE WAS EVEN A WRETCHED MUSICAL NUMBER! 169 00:10:19,792 --> 00:10:22,144 - ♪ HEY, MAN, I JUST WANT TO SAY, MAN ♪ 170 00:10:22,168 --> 00:10:24,958 ♪ IF YOU'D ONLY SMILE ONCE IN A WHILE ♪ 171 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:28,042 ♪ THEN MAYBE YOUR FACE WOULDN'T LOOK SO VILE ♪ 172 00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:29,417 - ♪ JUST GIVE IT A TRIAL 173 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,042 - ♪ IT'S ALWAYS IN STYLE 174 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:35,458 - ♪ THIS SONG'S A BIG, STINKY PILE ♪ 175 00:10:35,542 --> 00:10:41,292 - AND THEN THE DAY OF THE PAGEANT FINALLY ARRIVED. 176 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:44,708 - WELL, THE DAY OF THE PAGEANT HAS FINALLY ARRIVED. 177 00:10:44,792 --> 00:10:47,792 LOOK AT THESE LITTLE GIRLS ALL TARTED UP. 178 00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:51,542 WHAT KIND OF SAD, NEEDY PERSON WOULD FORCE THEM TO DO THAT? 179 00:10:51,625 --> 00:10:54,417 - DON'T FORGET. THIS IS MOMMY'S BIG DAY. 180 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:58,792 - THE BIGGER YOU SMILE, THE MORE BEAUTIFUL MOMMY LOOKS. 181 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,708 - BABY, IT'S TIME TO EARN MOMMY'S LOVE. 182 00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,000 - I DON'T SEE MANDY. 183 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:05,583 - CRABINA WANTED TO DO HER HAIR AND MAKEUP. 184 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:09,000 AH! HERE THEY COME. 185 00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:13,417 - WOW, MANDY! 186 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:16,625 YOU LOOK LOTS BETTER! 187 00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:19,167 - GENTLEMEN, PREPARE FOR SHOCK AND AWE. 188 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:25,042 THE PLAIN, DRAB MANDY YOU KNEW BEFORE IS DEAD. 189 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:28,125 - GRIM, SHE MURDERED MANDY! 190 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:30,583 - IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH, DUMMY. 191 00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:37,042 - SAY HELLO TO ENDSVILLE'S NEWEST GLAMOUR GIRL. 192 00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:40,417 - OH, MY WORD! 193 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,333 - I FEEL RIDICULOUS. 194 00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:47,167 - YOU ARE RIDICULOUS, RIDICULOUSLY BEAUTIFUL. 195 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,625 - OH, I AGREE. 196 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:52,750 SHE'S A REAL LOOKER NOW, AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, THAT 197 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:54,018 WAS SARCASM. 198 00:11:54,042 --> 00:11:57,458 PUTTING MAKEUP ON YOU IS LIKE PUTTING DIAMONDS ON DOO-DOO. 199 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:58,875 GIVE IT UP, MANDY. 200 00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:01,185 I WAS LITTLE MISS RICKETS LAST YEAR, LITTLE MISS TOE JAM 201 00:12:01,209 --> 00:12:04,708 THE YEAR BEFORE, AND, GIRL, I'M GONNA BE LITTLE MISS 202 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,333 SCURVY THIS YEAR! 203 00:12:12,042 --> 00:12:14,333 OH, AND HERE'S A LITTLE ADVICE. 204 00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:17,500 PUT THE BAG BACK ON, PLEASE. 205 00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:18,792 HA HA HA! 206 00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:22,000 - YOU WANT ME TO TURN HER INTO A STINK BUG? 207 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:22,917 - NO, GRIM. 208 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:27,125 I WANT TO CRUSH HER ON MY OWN. 209 00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:29,292 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES. 210 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:31,018 IT'S SHOW TIME! 211 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,750 - GOOD LUCK, MANDY. 212 00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:34,000 - AND TRY TO SMILE. 213 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:37,208 - MANDY, I ONLY HAVE THESE WORDS TO OFFER. 214 00:12:37,292 --> 00:12:41,875 YOU ARE A SPECIAL GIRL, AND WHAT YOU LACK IN GRACE, YOU 215 00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:43,917 MAKE UP FOR IN FURY. 216 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,125 I BELIEVE IN YOU. 217 00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:47,042 OH, AND HERE'S SOME PETROLEUM JELLY. 218 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:51,292 A LITTLE RUBBED ON YOUR TEETH WILL HELP YOU SMILE. 219 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:54,000 YEAH. THAT'S BETTER. 220 00:13:01,042 --> 00:13:02,042 [MICROPHONE SQUEALS] 221 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:03,708 - ♪ ONE GIRL 222 00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:07,542 ♪ TODAY, WE'LL CHOOSE A GIRL ♪ 223 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:12,976 ♪ ONE GIRL ABOVE ALL THE REST ♪ 224 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:18,125 ♪ ONE GIRL ♪ THE DAY BELONGS TO ONE GIRL ♪ 225 00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:24,625 ♪ IT'S THE ONE GIRL ♪ WHO'LL PASS THE TEST 226 00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:25,958 [MICROPHONE SQUEALS] 227 00:13:26,042 --> 00:13:27,958 [PANTING] 228 00:13:28,042 --> 00:13:32,000 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MEET THE CONTESTANTS FOR 229 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:33,500 LITTLE MISS SCURVY. 230 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,667 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 231 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:37,750 [CAMERAS FLASHING] 232 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:38,875 - WHOO! 233 00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:40,042 YEAH, BABY! 234 00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:41,625 WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO! 235 00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:45,083 - AND SAY HELLO TO OUR IMPARTIAL JUDGES... 236 00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:47,500 GENERAL SCAR... [APPLAUSE] 237 00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:51,125 CAP'N GREEN GUMS, AND MINDY'S MOM! 238 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:53,125 - HI, HONEY! 239 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,875 - HI, MOMMY! 240 00:13:54,958 --> 00:13:56,833 - IMPARTIAL MY BIG, BONY... 241 00:13:56,917 --> 00:14:01,083 - BUT BEFORE WE BEGIN, LET'S STOP AND THINK ABOUT 242 00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:02,667 WHY WE'RE HERE. 243 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,167 - MY WIFE MADE ME COME! 244 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,500 [MICROPHONE SQUEALS] 245 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:08,500 - SCURVY IS A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE DISEASE. 246 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:10,583 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CAP'N GREEN GUMS? 247 00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:13,375 - ARR! I USED TO HAVE A SET OF GUMS 248 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:17,542 WHAT MADE ALL THE TAVERN WENCHES SWOON. 249 00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:19,917 THEN I GOT THE SCURVY! 250 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:28,000 THEY HAD TO REPLACE ME GUMS WITH... WITH KOSHER PICKLES! 251 00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:31,018 AND I HATE PICKLES! 252 00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:32,542 [SOBBING] 253 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:37,000 - STATISTICS SHOW THE NUMBER-ONE CAUSE OF SCURVY IS IGNORANCE! 254 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:40,000 PLEASE DO NOT BOIL YOUR FRUIT JUICES. 255 00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:42,208 I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, PEOPLE. 256 00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:43,708 [PBBBT] 257 00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:50,976 AHH. NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY, LET THE PAGEANT BEGIN! 258 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,750 - [SCREAMING] 259 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:59,125 - FIRST ROUND, EVENING GOWNS. 260 00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:02,375 JULIE. - AW. 261 00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:05,500 - LAURA. - OOH. 262 00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:08,833 - EVA. - OHH! 263 00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:12,042 - XENA. - OOH! 264 00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:15,125 - ANNA. - AHH. 265 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:18,583 - RAE. - AHH! 266 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:22,000 - SUE. - OOH. 267 00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:26,042 - MINDY. - AHH! 268 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,458 - MANDY. - OH, YEAH! 269 00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:33,083 - AND NOW SWIMSUIT. 270 00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:40,708 - BABY GOT BACK! 271 00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:41,875 - NICE, EH? 272 00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:44,208 - WESTERN WEAR. 273 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:54,667 - ARR! HER BOLDNESS BE SLOWLY WINNING ME HEART, 274 00:15:54,750 --> 00:16:00,000 BUT HER COLDNESS KEEPS ME AT AN EMOTIONAL DISTANCE. 275 00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:02,542 - SAMURAI ARMOR. - YAY! 276 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:05,750 - RENAISSANCE FAIR! - YAY! 277 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:08,667 - JERSEY MALL. - YAY! 278 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,000 - GOM JABBAR. 279 00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:13,333 - IT BURNS! 280 00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:16,000 - ARR! THAT WILL COST HER SOME POINTS. 281 00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:20,083 - OUR LAST EVENT, MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, 282 00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:23,042 THE TALENT COMPETITION. 283 00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:26,083 [AUDIENCE GASPS] 284 00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:28,083 - OOH. 285 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,083 [CHOMP] 286 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:32,125 [CHEERING] 287 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,292 [CHEERING] 288 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:38,000 [RECORDS SCRATCHING] 289 00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:56,083 - ARR! THIS ROUTINE BE TECHNICALLY SOUND, 290 00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:59,292 BUT WHERE BE THE SOUL, THE PASSION? 291 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:00,542 - IT'S SO CLOSE. 292 00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,625 ALL MANDY'S GOT TO DO IS SMILE. 293 00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:06,292 - I'M GONNA VOMIT FROM THE TENSION, YO! 294 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:08,125 - [CHEERING] 295 00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:12,958 - WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T LITTLE MISS RUNNER-UP. 296 00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:14,061 HA HA HA! 297 00:17:14,085 --> 00:17:17,667 AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, THAT WAS SARCASM. 298 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,125 NO, WAIT. IT WASN'T. 299 00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:23,125 - YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 300 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:34,000 - ♪ SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW 301 00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:38,375 ♪ WAY UP HIGH 302 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:43,625 ♪ THERE'S A LAND THAT I HEARD OF ♪ 303 00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:48,833 ♪ ONCE IN A LULLABY 304 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:55,583 ♪ SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW 305 00:17:55,667 --> 00:18:00,208 ♪ SKIES ARE BLUE 306 00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:05,917 ♪ AND THE DREAMS THAT YOU DARE TO DREAM ♪ 307 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:11,083 ♪ REALLY DO COME TRUE 308 00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:14,792 ♪ SOMEDAY I'll WISH UPON A STAR ♪ 309 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:22,375 ♪ AND WAKE UP WHERE THE CLOUDS ARE FAR BEHIND ME ♪ 310 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:26,292 ♪ WHERE TROUBLES MELT LIKE LEMON DROPS ♪ 311 00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:28,917 ♪ OH, WAY ABOVE THE CHIMNEY TOPS ♪ 312 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:37,000 ♪ THAT'S WHERE YOU'LL FIND ME 313 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:45,375 ♪ SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW 314 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:50,083 ♪ BLUEBIRDS FLY 315 00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:56,542 ♪ BIRDS FLY OVER THE RAINBOW ♪ 316 00:18:56,625 --> 00:19:04,625 ♪ WHY THEN, OH, WHY... ♪ CAN'T I? 317 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:08,167 [BIRD TWEETING] 318 00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:20,208 ♪ IF HAPPY, LITTLE BLUEBIRDS FLY ♪ 319 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:23,833 ♪ BEYOND THE RAINBOW 320 00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:31,917 ♪ WHY, OH, WHY CAN'T I? 321 00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:40,917 [GRUNTS] 322 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:46,125 - ARR! SHE APPEARS TO BE MOVING A VESSEL OUT TO PORT. 323 00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:47,083 HA HA! 324 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:50,667 - COME ON. COME ON. 325 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:55,042 - BRING IT. BRING IT. 326 00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:56,500 - [GASP] 327 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,125 - YOU EVER GET THE FEELING SOMETHING REALLY BAD 328 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,750 IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN? 329 00:20:10,833 --> 00:20:13,333 - [SCREAMING] 330 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:21,958 - IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 331 00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:24,625 - WHAT HAVE WE DONE? 332 00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:25,976 - YOU FOOLS! 333 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:31,375 YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDER! 334 00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:37,792 - AAH! 335 00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,667 - REALITY IS FALLING APART! 336 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,000 - WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO US? 337 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:45,333 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M GONNA HOLD YOU TIGHT 338 00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:47,000 AND NEVER LET GO. 339 00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:48,833 - I LOVE YOU, GRIM. 340 00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:50,708 - WHAT ABOUT ME, YO? 341 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:54,208 - EH, YOU'LL BE FINE. 342 00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:17,792 - AAH! 343 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:21,375 [TELEPHONE BEEPING] 344 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:23,333 - GIRLS, GIRLS, GET UP. 345 00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:27,167 MOJO JOJO JUST SNUCK INTO A MOVIE THEATER WITHOUT PAYING. 346 00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:30,208 - WE'RE ON IT, PROFESSOR. 347 00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:42,375 - OK. WE KEEP FLYING. WE NEVER HEAD BACK. 348 00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:44,583 WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN. 349 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,458 - YEP. - UH-HUH. 350 00:21:46,542 --> 00:21:50,708 - AND SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO BILLY, 351 00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:54,167 MANDY, AND GRIM. 352 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,333 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 353 00:22:08,417 --> 00:22:13,458 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org... 354 00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:16,583 - I CAN'T BREATHE, YO. 355 00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:22,042 THIS BELT IS CINCHED TOO... TIGHT. 356 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:27,125 AHH. 24375

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