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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- [LAUGHING]
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- CONTROL, ALT, DELETE.
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- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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AW!
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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AW!
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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MAIL'S HERE!
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[WEAKLY] MAIL'S HERE.
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[PANTING]
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- MRS. POLLYWINKLE'S
SUPER-SPECIAL FINE ARTS SCHOOL
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FOR GIFTED CHILDREN?
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- YEAH, THAT'S IT!
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THAT'S FOR ME!
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READ IT, MANDY! READ IT!
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- "DEAR MASTER BILLY,
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"WE HAVE RECEIVED YOUR
MASTERFUL AUDITION TAPE,
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"AND WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED
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"TO STUDY DANCE AT
MRS. POLLYWINKLE'S
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SUPER-SPECIAL FINE ARTS
SCHOOL FOR GIFTED CHILDREN."
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- MMM! TOE-JAMMY!
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- WE EXPECT TO SEE YOU SHORTLY
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AT YOUR NEW HOME ON
MRS. POLLYWINKLE'S ESTATE.
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- THAT LETTER HAS
GOT TO BE A FAKE!
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- YOU'RE RIGHT, GRIM.
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BILLY'S NEVER BEEN
GOOD AT ANYTHING.
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DON'T THESE PEOPLE
WATCH THE SHOW?
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- BUT I CAN DANCE!
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YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!
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I LIVE TO DANCE!
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[SCREAMS]
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- [WHINNY]
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- [TRUMPETS]
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- PREPARE TO BE AMAZED
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BY MY SKILLED AND
MASTERFUL DANCING TECHNIQUE.
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YOU'LL LAUGH, YOU'LL CRY,
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THEN YOU'LL LAUGH... SOME MORE.
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BUT REALLY YOU'LL FEEL
LIKE CRYING 'CAUSE...
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- WILL YOU JUST DANCE ALREADY?!
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- ALL RIGHT!
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HERE COMES BILLY!
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- BILLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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- [SCREAMING]
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- BILLY,
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I THOUGHT I TOLD
YOU TO NEVER DANCE!
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- BUT, DAD, I LIKE TO DANCE,
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AND I'M REALLY GOOD AT IT.
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YOU JUST DON'T WANT ME TO DANCE
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'CAUSE YOU SAID IT WAS GIRLY!
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- NOW, LOOK, BILLY,
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IT'S NOT THAT I THINK THAT
YOU'RE GIRLY FOR DOING IT,
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IT'S JUST THAT I
THINK YOU'RE NOT...
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MACHO FORTE!
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PLUS, I'M TRYING TO PROTECT YOU.
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YOU SEE, BILLY... I
WAS ONCE LIKE YOU.
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I USED TO LOVE TO DANCE,
AND I WAS FANTASTIC.
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I WOULD LEAVE AUDIENCES IN AWE!
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AT THE NIGHT OF MY
BIG DANCE RECITAL,
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I WAS AMAZING!
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[FARTS]
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FOR MY FINALE, I WAS
GOING TO ATTEMPT
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THE MABUHAY SHUFFLE,
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THE MOST DANGEROUS
AND FEARED MOVE IN BALLET.
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MY WHOLE DANCING
CAREER LED UP TO THIS POINT.
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I WAS CONFIDENT.
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NOTHING WAS GONNA STOP ME.
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THEN... SOMETHING HAPPENED.
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DEAR OLD DAD ROSE FROM
THE STANDS AND PROCLAIMED...
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- DANCING'S FOR GIRLS!
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- STRICKEN BY HIS
REMARK, I LOST FOCUS
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AND FELL FLAT ON MY FACE.
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I WAS THE LAUGHING STOCK
OF THE ENTIRE RECITAL.
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AND FROM THEN ON, I PROMISED
NEVER TO DANCE AGAIN!
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SO, YOU SEE, BILLY,
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THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS...
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NEVER DRINK ORANGE JUICE
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
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IT GIVES YOU THE POOTS.
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[FARTS]
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- SO, DAD, CAN I GO TO A
SUPER-SPECIAL SCHOOL
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AND LIVE THERE FOREVER
STUDYING DANCE?
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- SURE. I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.
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I'll DRIVE!
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- SO, YOU SURE YOU WANT TO
GO THROUGH WITH THIS, BILLY?
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- YEP!
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IT'S THE ONLY THING I
EVER WANTED IN MY LIFE!
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EXCEPT FOR A PEG
LEG, A 3-WAY RADIO,
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AN INGROWN TOENAIL REMOVER,
AND AUTOMATIC SHOE BUFFER,
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AN ESKIMO, A RED RIDER BB
GUN WITH A COMPASS ON THE SIDE,
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PLACEBO GUN, ROBOTIC
FINGERS, A FOURTH NIPPLE,
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A MONKEY BUTLER, A
BATTERY-POWERED BATTERY CHARGER,
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WOODEN TEETH, GRAY CHEST HAIR,
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A HAUNTED UNICORN, A UNIBROW,
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A TIKI MASK, SANTA'S HAT,
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A LIVE-ACTION DAD,
AND LASER SUNGLASSES.
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BUT, OTHER THAN THAT...
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DANCING IS THE ONLY
THING I EVER WANTED IN LIFE.
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THANKS FOR DRIVING, DAD.
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MMM.
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I GUESS I'M NEVER
GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN.
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
STUCK HERE WITH YOU, BILLY.
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- HELLO.
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- AAGH! - AAGH!
- AAGH!
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- [BURPS]
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OH, GREAT.
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YOU HAPPY NOW?
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YOU WENT AHEAD AND DONE MADE
ME GUSH ECTOPLASM ALL OVER MYSELF!
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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- HI.
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I'M MARILYN.
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AND I LOVE THIS SCHOOL SO MUCH!
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- WE'RE GONNA SEE
MRS. FINGER WIGGLE.
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- POLLYWINKLE.
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- HAIRY ANKLE.
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- POLLYWINKLE.
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- TERRANCE ENGLE?
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- POLLYWINKLE.
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- MOLLY RINGWALD.
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- POLLYWINKLE!
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NEVER MIND.
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- SWASHBUCKLER?
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POPPA SICKLE.
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SHINY NICKEL? SOUR PICKLES.
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- HI, I'M MARILYN.
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AND I LOVE THIS SCHOOL SO MUCH!
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YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE
TRAPPED HERE FOREVER!
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- HELLO!
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- CAN I HELP YOU?
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YOU MUST BE BILLY,
THE BOY GENIUS.
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WAIT ONE MOMENT.
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I'll ALERT THE HEADMISTRESS
TO YOUR ARRIVAL.
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HEY! BILLY'S HERE!
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YOU KNOW, THE ONE
WITH THE BEAUTIFUL SOUL!
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- SEND HIM IN!
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- THE HEADMISTRESS
WILL SEE YOU NOW.
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FOLLOW ME.
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- OH, BILLY!
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YOU'RE HERE!
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PLEASE, COME IN.
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- ARE YOU MS. THINKY DINGY?
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- UH, POLLYWINKLE, YES.
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I WAS JUST REVIEWING
YOUR AUDITION TAPE.
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OH, IT WAS SIMPLY SUPERB.
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I FOUND MYSELF
ENTHRALLED AND AMAZED
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AND THEN THRILLED.
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AND THEN A BIT GASSY,
THEN AMAZED AGAIN!
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THEN DISGUSTED...
BUT IN A GOOD WAY.
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THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT THE WAY YOU MOVE
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THAT'S SO UNIQUE,
SO TANTALIZING.
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I KNEW THIS SCHOOL
HAD TO HAVE YOU.
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- MY DREAM OF BECOMING
A FAMOUS BALLET DANCER
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IS FINALLY GONNA COME TRUE!
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- HOLD THE PHONE.
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THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
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BILLY CAN'T EVEN
EAT, MUCH LESS DANCE.
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- SO, MS. PIMPLES
FINGER, WHEN CAN I START?
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- IMMEDIATELY, BILLY.
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ALL I NEED IS ONE THING.
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- WHAT'S THAT?
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- OH, JUST... YOUR SOUL!
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[CACKLING]
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- [LAUGHING]
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- [LAUGHING]
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AH HA HA HA HA.
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AAH. OH, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
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- YEAH.
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BUT SERIOUSLY,
GIVE ME YOUR SOUL.
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- WHAT?!
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WHY DO YOU NEED MY SOUL?
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- YOU SEE, BILLY,
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I FEED OFF THE SOULS AND TALENT
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FROM ONLY THE MOST GIFTED
DANCE STUDENTS IN THE WORLD
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SO THAT I MAY REMAIN AS THE
GREATEST DANCER OF ALL TIME!
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- THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS!
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ONLY AN EXTREMELY
POWERFUL DARK WITCH
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CAN STEAL PEOPLE'S SOULS.
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- EXACTLY.
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- OH. WELL, THEN OK.
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- GRIM, CAN'T YOU USE
YOUR SCYTHE TO STOP HER?
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- GOOD IDEA, MANDY.
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[HISSES]
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OH!
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OH, MAYBE I SHOULD
HAVE MENTIONED
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THAT THE ONLY POSSIBLE
WAY A DARK WITCH
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CAN OVERPOWER MY SCYTHE
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IS BY TURNING IT
INTO A GIANT SNAKE
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AND USING IT TO TIE US UP.
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- WHATEVER.
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- AND NOW, BILLY,
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YOUR SOUL AND TALENT
WILL SOON BE MINE!
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- THE HEADMISTRESS IS
SUCKING OUT BILLY'S SOUL!
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- HEY, BILLY, YOU FORGOT
YOUR DANCE BAG IN THE CAR.
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OH, MY GOSH!
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AN EVIL WITCH IS USING
THIS BALLET SCHOOL
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TO RECRUIT INNOCENT
DANCE STUDENTS
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SO SHE CAN STEAL THEIR SOULS!
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AND NOW SHE'S ABOUT
TO SUCK OUT BILLY'S SOUL!
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- WOW! THAT'S PRETTY GOOD!
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HE GOT IF FASTER THAN YOU DID.
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- SHUT UP.
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- LADY, NO ONE
STEALS BILLY'S SOUL.
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THAT WASN'T IN THE
SCHOOL CURRICULUM.
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- OH, YES, IT WAS.
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IT WAS ON THE FIRST
PAGE OF THE BROCHURE
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IN BRIGHT RED LETTERS.
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- YEAH! BUT YOU DIDN'T
COUNT ON ONE THING!
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I CAN'T READ!
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I CHALLENGE YOU...
TO A DANCE-OFF!
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PREPARE TO GET SERVED!
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- YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE
HEADMISTRESS GUTTERTINKLE?
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- POLLYWINKLE.
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- WHATEVER!
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WORK THAT BOOTY!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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YOU CALL THAT DANCING?
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THIS IS DANCING!
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[GROOVY MUSIC PLAYS]
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[TECHNO PLAYS]
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["RIVERDANCE" MUSIC PLAYS]
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[RUSSIAN MUSIC PLAYS]
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[HULA MUSIC PLAYS]
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THAT'S IT!
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I'M THROUGH PLAYING GAMES!
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- AAGH!
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- FACE IT!
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YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR
MY SUPERIOR DANCE SKILLS!
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- CAN'T DANCE... NO MORE!
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MIGHT AS WELL... GIVE UP.
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- SEE! I TOLD YOU DANCING
WOULD MAKE YOU WEAK!
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YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A
BIG FAT GIRLY QUITTER!
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- I'M NO QUITTER.
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AND I'M NOT GIRLY.
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I'M A BALLET DANCER!
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- NO! IT CAN'T BE!
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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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THE MABUHAY SHUFFLE!
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[CHICKEN DANCE-TYPE MUSIC PLAYS]
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- WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE?
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THE WHOLE PLACE
IS FALLING APART.
241
00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:22,083
- [SIGHS]
242
00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:26,083
YET ANOTHER SCHOOL
THAT BILLY'S RUINED.
243
00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:37,458
- WOW, DAD.
244
00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:42,125
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PULLED
OFF THE MABUHAY SHUFFLE.
245
00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:43,375
THAT WAS AMAZING.
246
00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:44,167
- YOU KNOW, SON,
247
00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:46,042
I GUESS IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME
248
00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:47,917
IF YOU WASTE YOUR LIFE DANCING.
249
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,708
- NAH, DANCING'S FOR GIRLS.
250
00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:05,125
- SPACE.
251
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:08,417
A DARK FRONTIER
OF INKY BLACKNESS.
252
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,750
THESE ARE THE VOYAGES
OF THE STARSHIP...
253
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:23,917
- DARN!
254
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,042
A 7-10 SPLIT.
255
00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,250
- I LOVES MOON BOWLING!
256
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:30,167
- IT IS QUITE SATISFYING, MAN.
257
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:34,542
- DISPATCH, THIS IS
UNDERWORLD UNIT 406.
258
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,708
I'VE ARRIVED AT THE
SCENE OF THE DISTURBANCE.
259
00:12:36,792 --> 00:12:40,542
- OFFICER, THIS IS JUST
A BIG MISUNDERSTAND...
260
00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:44,083
- YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN UNCONSCIOUS!
261
00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:47,000
- AFTER HEARING
ALL THE TESTIMONY,
262
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:50,625
THIS LOWER, LOWER,
LOWER COURT FINDS YOU,
263
00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:54,792
THE GRIM REAPER, GUILTY OF
GROSS MISUSE OF YOUR POWER.
264
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,125
BY THE POWER OF THE
UNDERWORLD COURT,
265
00:12:57,208 --> 00:13:02,583
I SENTENCE YOU TO 50
HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE.
266
00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:04,167
- NO!
267
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,833
ANYTHING BUT THAT!
268
00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:07,102
THIS AIN'T FAIR!
269
00:13:07,126 --> 00:13:08,625
I HATE THE COMMUNITY!
270
00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:10,417
HATE IT! HATE IT!
271
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,792
HATE IT!
272
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,042
HATE IT!
273
00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:19,125
GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!
274
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:21,792
- WHY ARE WE AT THIS
SMELLY OLD PLACE?
275
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,250
- THIS IS A RETIREMENT HOME.
276
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,625
IT'S WHERE WE'RE
SUPPOSED TO PERFORM
277
00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:28,000
OUR COMMUNITY SERVICE.
278
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:28,750
BLECCH!
279
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,250
HANGING OUT WITH OLD PEOPLE.
280
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:33,542
LIKE I DON'T GET ENOUGH
OF THAT IN ME DAY JOB.
281
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:34,625
- HI, GRIM!
282
00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:35,667
- 'SUP, GLORIA?
283
00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:37,375
- OH, HERE FOR MR. SILVERMAN?
284
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,292
- NO, THAT'S NEXT WEEK.
285
00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:40,375
HEY, MYRON.
286
00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:42,417
HOW'D THE TRIPLE BYPASS GO?
287
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,667
- IT WENT GREAT!
288
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:44,875
- WE'LL SEE!
289
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:45,625
- [GULP]
290
00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:47,250
- SO, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO?
291
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,917
PLAY GAMES? TALK TO THEM?
292
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,976
- GIVE THEM SPONGE BATHS?!
293
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,417
- WHATEVER THEY WANT.
294
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,917
WE'RE AT THEIR SHRIVELED MERCY.
295
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,250
- WHOA!
296
00:13:57,333 --> 00:14:00,042
IT'S LIKE A BIG
SWIRLY TOILET BOWL!
297
00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:03,583
- YEAH, THAT'S THE
ENTRANCE TO WING 13,
298
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,125
THE SUPERNATURAL WING.
299
00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:07,333
IT EXISTS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION.
300
00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:09,083
- ANOTHER DIMENSION?
301
00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:11,375
NO MENTIONED ANOTHER DIMENSION.
302
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,083
- YEAH, WE STEP THROUGH THERE,
303
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:16,083
AND ASCEND TO THE
HOME OF THE ANCIENTS!
304
00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:17,476
- I HATE TO THROW A
MONKEY WRENCH INTO THIS
305
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,625
ASCENSION INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION
THAT WAS NEVER MENTIONED, BUT...
306
00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:22,500
- WHAT'S WITH THIS
SUDDEN DISSENTION?
307
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:24,042
- I'M HOLDING AN ABSTENTION
308
00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,292
TO THE ASCENSION TO
ANOTHER DIMENSION.
309
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:27,875
MY MOMMY SAID
I'M NOT ALLOWED TO.
310
00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:30,875
- WELL, I WON'T WANT TO CAUSE
TENSION WITH THIS ASCENSION TO...
311
00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:35,042
- STOP IT! BOTH OF
YOU, JUST STOP IT!
312
00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:40,708
[RATTLES]
313
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:50,750
- WHY THAT DUMB VORTEX
ALWAYS LEAD TO THIS SODA MACHINE
314
00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:53,000
I'll NEVER KNOW!
315
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000
OH, NUTS!
316
00:14:58,083 --> 00:14:59,976
DON'T TELL ME I'M OUT OF ONES.
317
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,917
[RATTLING]
318
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,125
COOL YOUR JETS, GIRL.
319
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:03,792
I GOTTA GET SOME CHANGE.
320
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,500
- LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
321
00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:08,750
IT'S LIKE SOMEONE LEFT
HALLOWEEN IN THE BATHTUB
322
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:10,000
AND IT GOT ALL PRUNEY.
323
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:13,583
- YEAH, THAT'S THE HOME
OF THE ANCIENTS FOR YA.
324
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:17,292
EVERY RETIRED MONSTER,
GERIATRIC GOBLIN...
325
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,083
[FART]
326
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,125
AND OLD BUGABOO ENDS UP HERE.
327
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:22,667
- OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE!
328
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:26,018
THE BLOB HASN'T
BEEN FEELING WELL,
329
00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:29,000
AND NOW THE TOILETS
ARE ALL BACKED UP!
330
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:31,542
- LOOK, LADY, WE'RE NOT YOUR...
331
00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:34,542
BILLY, DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?
332
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:35,625
- YOUR MAMA?
- NO, DOOFUS!
333
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:39,458
THIS IS THE BRIDE
OF FRANKENSTEIN.
334
00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:42,000
OH! AND THAT GUY IS DRACULA...
335
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:45,375
THE BADDEST OF ALL VAMPIRES.
336
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,708
AND THAT GUY WETTING THE CARPET
337
00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:52,167
IS THE WOLF MAN!
338
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:56,000
- WHY YOU GETTING ALL EXCITED
OVER THESE 3 OLD GEEZERS?
339
00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:59,458
- YOU'RE LOOKING AT
ME CHILDHOOD IDOLS!
340
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:01,625
- EAT SOME GRASS, DEAR,
341
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:04,018
AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
342
00:16:04,042 --> 00:16:07,667
- THEY WERE THE SCARIEST
MONSTERS IN ALL THE WORLD.
343
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,958
- YEAH, YEAH! I GET THE PICTURE.
344
00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:12,208
BUT A MODERN CHILD
SUCH AS MYSELF
345
00:16:12,292 --> 00:16:16,333
IS NO LONGER SPOOKED
BY SUCH CORNY CREATURES!
346
00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:17,083
- CORNY?!
347
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:20,083
YOU CALLING DRACULA CORNY?!
348
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:22,958
- MAYBE THE YOUNG MAN IS RIGHT.
349
00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:26,708
PERHAPS OUR... DON'T
WORRY, IT HAPPENS.
350
00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:29,792
PERHAPS OUR TIME OF
TERROR HAS PASSED.
351
00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:32,167
AND WE SHOULD HAND THE...
352
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,125
THANK YOU, DEAR.
353
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:35,500
AND WE SHOULD HAND THE BATON
354
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:40,958
TO A NEW GENERATION OF
KNIFE-WIELDING MANIACS.
355
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:41,833
- NO!
356
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,375
YOU'RE THE BEST, AND
I'M GONNA PROVE IT!
357
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:48,542
RIGHT AFTER WOLF MAN STOPS
ITCHING HIS BUTT ON THE FLOOR.
358
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:53,042
ALL RIGHT, LET'S ALL GET GOING.
359
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,625
- [GRUNTING]
360
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:58,125
- OH, YEAH. CAN
ANYONE BREAK A 20?
361
00:16:58,917 --> 00:16:59,833
UH, DRACULA,
362
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:02,167
YOU SURE THE SUN'S
NOT BOTHERING YOU?
363
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:05,458
- DRACULA IS DOWN WITH
GOING OUT ON THE TOWN.
364
00:17:05,542 --> 00:17:08,500
'CAUSE DRACULA IS IN THE MOOD...
365
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:11,042
TO MEET SOME FINE, FINE LADIES.
366
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:15,042
- AND WOLFIE SEEMS TO BE
ENJOYING THE EXERCISE, TOO!
367
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:16,333
- [BARKING]
368
00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:17,625
- WHERE ARE WE GOING, GRIM?
369
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:21,018
- I GOT A PLAN TO BOOST
THE ANCIENTS' SELF-ESTEEM.
370
00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:22,917
- HEY, SKELETON MAN!
371
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,708
CHECK OUT DRACULA'S
SMOOTH MOVES.
372
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:28,208
MMM! HEY!
373
00:17:28,292 --> 00:17:30,958
HEY! HUH! HA HA!
374
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,583
- YEAH, THAT'S
REAL NICE, DRACULA.
375
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:36,708
NOW, IF WE COULD
JUST KEEP WALKING.
376
00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:38,167
- UH! YEAH!
377
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,208
DRACULA IS SMOKIN'!
378
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,042
HA HA!
379
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,125
- UH, DRACULA,
380
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,667
I THINK YOU SHOULD
GET OUT OF THE SUN.
381
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:45,458
- NO WAY.
382
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:48,125
DRACULA IS ON FIRE!
383
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:50,792
- FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD!
384
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:52,875
- [BARKING]
385
00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:55,250
- WOLF MAN, COME BACK!
386
00:17:56,250 --> 00:18:00,417
- MOMMY, THERE'S AN
OLD, UGLY DOG CHASING US.
387
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,500
- DON'T WORRY, HONEY.
388
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:04,917
MOMMY WILL PUT IT
OUT OF ITS MISERY.
389
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,083
[TIRES SQUEAL]
390
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:10,018
[HIGH PITCHED YELPING]
391
00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:11,750
- FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD!
392
00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,292
- OH! SOMETHING'S COOKING!
393
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,042
SMELLS GOOD.
394
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,042
SPICY.
395
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:18,042
- [HEAVES]
396
00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:19,333
[HOOTING]
397
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,708
- I JUST WANT TO
THANK ALL YOU KIDS
398
00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:24,417
FOR COMING DOWN
TO DEAD MAN'S LAKE
399
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,333
FOR THIS EVENING OF FREE FOOD,
400
00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:30,976
FUN, AND GHOST STORIES.
401
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,083
- WHERE'S THE FREE FOOD?
402
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:34,208
- THERE IS NO FOOD.
403
00:18:34,292 --> 00:18:37,144
BEFORE WE BEGIN, ARE
THERE ANY QUESTIONS...
404
00:18:37,168 --> 00:18:40,042
THAT AREN'T ABOUT THE FOOD?
405
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:42,542
YES, YOU, LITTLE GIRL.
406
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:46,042
- WILL THERE BE ANY
MONSTERS JUMPING OUT AT US?
407
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,167
- GOOD QUESTION.
408
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,000
NO.
409
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,185
NO MONSTERS WILL JUMP OUT AT US.
410
00:18:50,209 --> 00:18:54,000
ESPECIALLY NOT FROM BEHIND
THAT BIG BUSH OVER THERE.
411
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:56,125
SO, FEEL FREE TO LET
YOUR GUARD DOWN.
412
00:18:56,208 --> 00:19:01,042
- HOW COME WE DON'T
HAVE A REAL FIRE, YO?
413
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,208
- UH... BECAUSE FIRE IS BAD.
414
00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:05,167
- FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD!
415
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:08,000
- BOY, THESE WOODS
REALLY ECHO, EH?
416
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:10,667
- [HEAVING COUGHS]
417
00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:18,458
- I THINK THAT'S ONE OF THEM
BRAZILIAN COUGHING BUSHES.
418
00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:20,000
HANG ON FOR ONE SECOND.
419
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:21,542
I GOTTA GO TINKLE.
420
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,083
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE COMMOTION?
421
00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:25,500
- WOLF MAN ATE A
SQUIRREL IN ONE BITE.
422
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:26,893
DRACULA TRIED TO
TELL HIM TO CHEW,
423
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,059
BUT HE DON'T LISTEN TO DRACULA.
424
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:31,500
- LOOK, I'M TRYING TO GET
THEM KIDS IN THE RIGHT MOOD,
425
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,250
BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY QUITE.
426
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,417
- YOU DON'T GOTTA TELL
DRACULA WHAT TO DO.
427
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,708
DRACULA WAS BORN
KNOWING WHAT TO DO.
428
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:40,250
- JUST KEEP QUIET!
429
00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:43,167
OK.
430
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,417
NOW, FOR THE GHOST STORY.
431
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,958
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT.
432
00:19:47,042 --> 00:19:49,167
THESE 4 TEENAGERS AND THEIR DOG
433
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,375
WERE RIDING IN THEIR MYSTERY VAN
434
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,000
WHEN IT SUDDENLY BROKE DOWN...
435
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,500
- YOU KNOW, MANDY,
IF YOU GET SCARED,
436
00:19:56,583 --> 00:20:00,208
FEEL FREE TO GRAB
ONTO MY HAND, YO.
437
00:20:00,292 --> 00:20:03,042
- THEY TOOK SHELTER
IN A HAUNTED OUTHOUSE
438
00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:05,167
BUILT ON AN ANCIENT...
- HURRY UP!
439
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,083
DRACULA'S KNEE IS
STARTING TO HURT.
440
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:11,042
- THE OUTHOUSE WAS BUILT
ON AN ANCIENT TACO STAND.
441
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:13,750
THE WALLS OOZED SALSA VERDI.
442
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,917
THE CEILING WAS COVERED IN...
443
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,583
- [SINGING SCALES]
444
00:20:20,292 --> 00:20:22,018
- 'SCUSE ME A SEC.
445
00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:24,792
I GOTTA TINKLE... AGAIN.
446
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,250
- WE SUPPOSED TO JUMP OUT YET?
447
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,102
- NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
448
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:32,083
- JUST TRYING TO SET THE
MOOD WITH SOME MUSIC, DEAR.
449
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:34,042
- WELL, PLEASE DON'T, OK?!
450
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:36,458
LISTEN TO ME... [MUTTERING]
451
00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:38,434
- WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE
GRIM IS SAYING TO THE BUSH?
452
00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:44,208
- MAYBE HE'S APOLOGIZING
FOR PEEING ON IT SO MUCH.
453
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:47,000
- BRIDE'S LEG FELL OFF!
454
00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:48,083
DON'T WORRY!
455
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:50,583
DRACULA TRY AND FIX IT!
456
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,583
- OK, BACK TO THE...
457
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:57,250
- DRACULA WANT TO KNOW
IF YOU GOT ANY GLUE?
458
00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:59,583
- THEIR HOME TO...
- OR STAPLES!
459
00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,958
DRACULA CAN MAKE
DO WITH STAPLES.
460
00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:03,292
- [HACKING COUGH]
461
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:05,792
- WOLF MAN ATE UP
ANOTHER SQUIRREL AGAIN.
462
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,000
DRACULA TRIED TO STOP HIM.
463
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:09,958
GET YOUR BIG BUTT OUT
OF DRACULA'S FACE, WOMAN!
464
00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:11,875
- ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT!
465
00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:13,083
I'M DONE WITH YOU PEOPLE!
466
00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:14,792
YOU HEAR ME? DONE WITH YOU!
467
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:18,792
EXPECT ME TO HELP
WHEN YOU KEEP ACTING UP.
468
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,292
STUPID WOLF MAN!
469
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:24,125
DRACULA, YOU...
- HEY, KIDS!
470
00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:25,792
WANT TO SEE DRACULA DANCE?
471
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,958
- [CHEERING]
472
00:21:28,042 --> 00:21:29,208
- HEY!
473
00:21:29,292 --> 00:21:30,958
YEAH! HA!
474
00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:44,000
- THE ROAD TO STUPID IS
PAVED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS.
475
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:49,000
- GRIM REAPER, THIS
COURT FINDS YOU GUILTY
476
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:53,125
OF ABANDONING OLD PEOPLE
AND CHILDREN IN THE WOODS.
477
00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:54,417
- OH, YOU HONOR,
478
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,458
I'M SURE THEY WILL
TURN UP SOON...
479
00:21:56,542 --> 00:22:00,167
HOPEFULLY ALIVE AND
UNEATEN BY BEARS.
480
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:01,250
HA.
481
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:04,042
- BY THE POWER OF THE
UNDERWORLD COURT,
482
00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:09,583
I SENTENCE YOU TO
50 HOURS OF DANCING!
483
00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:10,542
- MMM!
484
00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,583
MOVE YOUR ELBOWS
MORE LIKE DRACULA!
485
00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:14,208
UH! YEAH!
486
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:16,000
HA HA! HIT THAT!
487
00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:20,542
- PARDON ME, DO
YOU HAVE A SECOND
488
00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:22,000
FOR AN INFORMAL SURVEY?
489
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,083
WHICH OF THESE IS SCARIER?
490
00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:27,042
THESE REALLY SCARY MONSTERS...
491
00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:29,542
- [MOANING AND GROANING]
492
00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:30,375
- WOOF!
493
00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:32,333
- OR THIS GLASS OF WATER?
494
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:33,125
- WATER?!
495
00:22:33,208 --> 00:22:35,083
- LOOK. I'll GIVE YOU 5 BUCKS.
496
00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:38,333
5 BUCKS TO SAY THEY'RE
SCARIER THAN THE WATER.
497
00:22:38,417 --> 00:22:39,857
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
- DRACULA'S THIRSTY.
498
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:41,083
GONNA DRINK THIS WATER.
499
00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:42,875
- DRACULA, PLEASE DON'T!
500
00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:44,667
- YOU'RE NOT THE
BOSS OF DRACULA!
501
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:45,976
DRACULA'S A GROWN MAN,
502
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:46,917
CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS!
503
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,042
- CAN I PLEASE GO NOW?
504
00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:50,458
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
505
00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:53,375
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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