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- AH HA HA HA HA HA!
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- TRUTH IS ALWAYS STRANGE.
STRANGER THAN FICTION.
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- THE FOLLOWING EPISODE
IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY.
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- HERE COMES BILLY!
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5 SECONDS LEFT.
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[CRASH]
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SCOOOOOOORES!
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HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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HEY, GRIM, GO DEEP!
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- HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD
YOU NEVER TO BOUNCE THAT...
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[GASP]
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MY ROBE!
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I CAN'T HAVE COFFEE
STAINS ON MY ROBE.
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I'll LOOK SHABBY.
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- GRIM, WHY DON'T
YOU QUIT WHINING
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AND PUT IT UNDER SOME
RUNNING WATER BEFORE IT SETS?
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- AH, GOOD IDEA.
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[GRUNTING]
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WELL, IT SEEMS TO BE STUCK.
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NO MATTER.
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I'll HAVE TO DEAL WITH
THIS PESKY ZIPPER LATER.
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OH, I CAN FEEL THAT
STAIN SETTIN' IN.
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- I HAVE THE DISTINCT FEELING
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SOMETHING WEIRD
IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
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- [BABBLING]
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WHAT'S THIS?
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- PULL IT AND FIND OUT.
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- [GRUNTING, BABBLING]
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COME ON!
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HUH? THIS THING IS FUN.
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- A MAN-APE LIKE YOU
SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING WITH THAT.
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HAND IT OVER.
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- HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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HO HO HO HO HO!
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YEAH!
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BEHOLD MY DADMOMDY.
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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[CAT SCREECHING]
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- I CAN ALREADY TELL THIS
THING'S GONNA BE TROUBLE.
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- HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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HEY, MANDY, CAN WE KEEP IT?
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- ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.
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I SUPPOSE I SHOULD
GIVE THIS BACK TO GRIM.
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AFTER I TAKE IT OUT FOR A SPIN.
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- HEY, MANDY, WHERE'D
YOU GET THAT ZIPPER?
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FROM SPERG'S PANTS?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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- ZIP IT, MINDY.
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- HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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OH!
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[MUFFLED SCREAMS]
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- HMM, THE ZIPPER CAN
USE ITS POWERS FOR GOOD.
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- UH, MANDY, YOU LOOK
THIRSTY. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE O.J.?
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[GRUNTING]
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AAAAAHHHHHH!
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- HEY, YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
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- THAT DEPENDS.
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- MINE!
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AAAHHHHHH!
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WHOAH!
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- WHOAAH!
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- HAVE SOME JUICE.
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- HEY, IT SMELLS FUNNY IN HERE.
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- GET USED TO IT.
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THAT SHOULD KEEP YOU TWO
BUFFOONS BUSY FOR A WHILE.
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[MUFFLED SCREAMS]
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- HEY, MANDY, WANT A BITE?
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- WHY ARE YOU EATING THAT?
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- I'VE HAD THE STRANGEST
CRAVING FOR ROTTEN FISH LATELY.
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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- BILLY, THROW THAT AWAY.
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IT'S ATTRACTING ALL OF
THESE BITING HORSE FLIES.
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- NEGATIVO, MANDY.
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IT'S JUST TOO DELICIOUS.
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RIGHT, MILKSHAKES?
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- OK, MY HAND HAS BEEN FORCED.
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BOO.
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- AAAAAHHHHH!
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- I LOVE THIS ZIPPER.
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[BUZZING]
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- AAAAAAHHHH!
- AAAAAAHHHH!
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- AAAHHHHHH!
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- UH-OH.
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[KIDS SCREAMING]
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ALL RIGHT, I GUESS
I GOTTA FIND GRIM.
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[PANTING]
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AUGH, HEY, WHERE'S
THAT ZIPPER PIECE?
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I'll HAVE TO COME BACK FOR IT.
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I GOTTA FIND GRIM.
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- OH, MANDY!
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WHERE ARE YOU?
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[GASPING]
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GOSH, MANDY, YOU LOOK HUNGRY.
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YOU CAN HAVE THIS
HALF-EATEN CANDY BAR
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I'VE BEEN SAVING.
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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- I'll NEVER MAKE
FUN OF FLIES AGAIN.
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GRIM, GRIM, HEY, GRIM, GRIM.
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URGH!
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YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
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- HEY, CAUGHT ONE!
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NOW, THAT'S SOME
SNAZZY FLYPAPER.
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- I'M NOT A FLY, BILLY'S DAD.
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IT'S ME, MANDY.
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I NEED YOU TO GET GRIM.
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- I GET IT.
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YOU'RE ONE OF
THOSE TALKING FLIES
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THAT TRY TO LOOK LIKE PEOPLE.
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- I GUESS WE KNOW
WHICH SIDE OF THE FAMILY
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BILLY GOT HIS BRAINS FROM.
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- ALL RIGHT, CLASS,
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I REALLY HOPE YOU STUDIED
FOR OUR TEST TODAY.
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I EXPECT AN "A" FROM YOU, MANDY.
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- [BUZZ]
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- UH, MANDY, ABOUT
THIS SPITTING THING.
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AWESOME!
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ACH-PHTOO!
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I'M WITH YOU.
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I AIN'T TAKIN' NO STINKIN' TEST!
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[SLURP]
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- NO TEST, NO TEST, NO TEST!
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- NO TEST, NO TEST.
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- NO TEST.
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- CLASS. ORDER, ORDER.
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- ACH-PHTOO!
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- NO TEST.
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- CHILDREN!! BACK TO YOUR SEATS.
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AAAHHH!
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[SCREAMING, CRASHING]
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- MEOWW.
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- THAT'S RIGHT, MILKSHAKES.
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ANARCHY!!!
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[SPLASH]
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- UH, GRIM. HELP.
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- FILTHY BUGS. THEY
THINK THEY OWN THE PLACE!
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- WHAT'S GOING ON?
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- I SEEM TO HAVE ZIPPED
MY HEAD ONTO A FLY.
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- HMMM, YOU DO LOOK A
LITTLE FLUSHED, MANDY.
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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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AH, HAROLD, I'll
TAKE IT FROM HERE.
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- THANKS, GRIM, OLD
BUDDY, I OWE YOU ONE.
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- CAN I GET A
COURTESY FLUSH HERE?
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THE ZIPPER BROKE, AND I LOST THE
HANDLE IN A DUMPSTER AT SCHOOL.
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- THIS IS ALL JUST A COMMON
WARDROBE MALFUNCTION,
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MANDY.
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ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GET
THE PIECES OF THE ZIPPER BACK
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AND FIND YOUR BODY.
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THOUGH, I MUST SAY, THIS
IS A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU.
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- WOW, MANDY, I KNEW
YOU WERE DIFFERENT,
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BUT NOW YOU'RE HARD CORE.
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AAAHHH!
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- HEY, SPERG, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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- SHUT UP, NERD.
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I THINK SHE JUST NAMED
ME SECOND IN COMMAND.
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[KIDS CHATTERING AT ONCE]
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- [BUZZ]
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- I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HER.
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- I'll BE HER OFFICIAL
INTERPRETATOR.
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- [BUZZ]
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- AHEM, SHE'S TRYING TO TELL
US TO GET BACK TO NATURE,
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TO NOT BE AFRAID TO
GET ALL DIRTY AND GROSS,
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TO GET BACK TO OUR ROOTS
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AS GRUBBY, FILTHY
LITTLE CHILDRENS.
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- [BUZZ]
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- AND CHOCOLATE
ICE CREAM FOR ALL!
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LET'S GO!
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[SCREAMING]
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- HEY, BRING ME BACK A
CHOCOLATE VANILLA SWIRL.
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- GREAT, THE ZIPPER HANDLE
WAS IN THAT DUMPSTER.
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WELL, GRIM, WHAT
ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
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GET IN HERE AND DIG.
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- NO WAY.
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I SAID I'D HELP, NOT
WALLOW IN FILTH.
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- GRIMMMM!
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- ALL RIGHT.
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- GRIM, USE YOUR SCYTHE TO
CLEAN SOME OF THIS TRASH AWAY.
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- I'M THE GRIM
REAPER, NOT A JANITOR.
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I'M AFRAID WE'LL NEVER FIND
THAT PIECE OF ZIPPER NOW.
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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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- YOU SHOULD TRY
THE BANANA PEELS
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SOAKED IN COFFEE GROUNDS
AND WEEK-OLD HAMBURGER, GRIM.
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IT'S REALLY NOT HALF BAD.
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- OHH!
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- [BURP]
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- QUICK, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
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BEFORE I THROW UP FROM
HAVING TO WATCH YOU
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EAT MORE TRASH.
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[BANGING]
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- AS YOU ALL KNOW, MINDY
IS OUR CLASS PRESIDENT.
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- YEAH, BUT SINCE SHE
DOESN'T TALK MUCH ANYMORE,
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WE DON'T NEED HER.
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[CRASH]
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- SEE YA, MINDY.
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- THIS SCHOOL IS
UNDER NEW LEADERSHIP.
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BEHOLD OUR NEW CLASS PRESIDENT!
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MANDY!!
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[CHEERING]
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IF ANYONE OBJECTS
TO THIS REGIME CHANGE,
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SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER
HOLD THY TONGUE!
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- UH, MANDY LOOKS KIND OF FUNNY.
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ESPECIALLY... AACH!
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I LOVE MANDY!
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- WE WILL NOW ACCEPT OFFERINGS
OF MONEY AND/OR CANDY!
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- NOT SO FAST. WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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- PERFECT.
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- I'M GONE FOR A SPLIT SECOND,
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AND YOU TURN INTO A BUNCH
OF DEGENERATE SAVAGES.
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YOU, STRAIGHTEN YOUR UNIFORM.
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DROP AND GIVE ME 20.
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BILLY, SPIT SHINE MY SHOES.
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- YOU BETCHA, MANDY! PHTOO!
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- AS FOR YOU, MINDY.
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I LIKE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
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- [MUFFLED SCREAMS]
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- HERE, BONEHEAD, 20 BUCKS.
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THAT'S FOR KEEPING QUIET
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ABOUT ME EATING 15
METRIC TONS OF GARBAGE.
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- HEE HEE HEE HEE! EXCELLENT.
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I GET 20 BIG ONES, AND
EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL.
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- [YAPPING]
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- TAKE THAT, BLACK BART.
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HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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- [YELPING]
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- BLACK BART?
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- AAAHH!
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WATER UP MY NOSE!
WATER UP MY NOSE!
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- HA HA, WHAT A DWEEB.
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- TA DAAAA!
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- HEY, THAT'S MY MASK.
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- HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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AND NOW, WATCH ME DIVE
INTO THIS ITTY BITTY POOL
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FROM ATOP THE BIG OLD TREE.
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- YOU BETTER NOT, BILLY.
YOU MIGHT BREAK YOUR NECK.
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- GO FOR IT, BILLY.
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- I WILL NOW PERFORM
A PERFECT SWAN DIVEY.
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- GO AHEAD, YOU LITTLE TWERP.
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MAKE MY DAY!
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AH HA HA HA HA HA...
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HUH?
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EH, HEH HEH, PROBABLY NOTHING.
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- CANNONBALL!!
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HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
246
00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:10,500
SO, HOW DID I LOOK?
247
00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:14,000
HEY, THIS IS NOT
MY BEAUTIFUL POOL.
248
00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:16,750
IT'S ALL SWAMPY AND CREEPY,
249
00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:19,792
AND SOME WEIRDO'S
PLAYING A BANJO.
250
00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,417
[PLAYING CHORDS]
251
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:25,333
I THINK I'll JUST GO
BACK THE WAY I CAME.
252
00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:27,333
TA DA! I'M BACK!
253
00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:30,375
HEY, MANDY, HEY,
GRIM, NICE DIVE, HUH?
254
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:32,708
- RIBBIT.
255
00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,708
[SNIFFING]
256
00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:39,000
- I SMELL PIE.
257
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:42,083
- AIN'T HAD NARY A NIBBLE
THE WHOLE DANG DAY.
258
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:47,583
IT COULD BE I'M
USING INFERIOR BAIT.
259
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000
- AAAHHHH!
260
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,167
- PIE!!
261
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,770
- GRRRRRR.
- WHAT'S OUT THERE, TIN CAN?
262
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,583
PHTOOEY.
263
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:59,102
I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE,
VARMINT, AND I'M GONNA GET YA!
264
00:13:59,126 --> 00:14:02,542
- I'M NOT A VARMINT! I
MEAN, RIBBIT, RIBBIT.
265
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:05,542
- HEAR THAT TIN CAN?
FLUSH HIM OUT, BOY.
266
00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:07,708
[DOG HOWLING]
267
00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:10,583
- EEE, I'M OUT OF HERE.
268
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:20,042
THERE'S JUST GOTTA BE AN
OPENING HERE SOMEWHERE.
269
00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:23,667
PIE!
270
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,083
[REEL WHIRRING]
271
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:28,958
- GOTCHA! HA HA HA HA HA!
272
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:37,000
WELL, DOG MY CATS. WHAT
KIND OF A CRITTER IS THIS?
273
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:41,018
- EEGH, I'M BILLY.
DO YOU HAVE PIE?
274
00:14:41,042 --> 00:14:42,625
- I'M GRANNY APPLECHEEKS.
275
00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:45,333
I MAKE THE BEST
DANG PIE IN 5 COUNTIES.
276
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:48,583
MAN, I'VE PUT EVERYTHING
INTO A PIE AT ONE TIME
277
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:49,667
OR ANOTHER.
278
00:14:49,708 --> 00:14:51,792
FRUITS, BERRIES,
BIRDS, FISH, CRITTERS.
279
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:55,976
BUT I AIN'T NEVER MADE
NO BILLY PIE AFORE.
280
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:56,875
HA HA!
281
00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:58,000
- AAAHHH!
282
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,833
HEY, DON'T WE NEED
TO FATTEN ME UP, FIRST?
283
00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:03,333
- WHY, SURE. THAT'S
PLUMB GOOD THINKING.
284
00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:08,018
HOW 'BOUT WE START WITH A NICE
PIECE OF RHUBARB PIE A LA MODE?
285
00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:11,000
OR MAYBE YOU'D
PREFER COCONUT CREAM.
286
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,375
- WITH PICKLES?
287
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:14,667
- SURE. WHAT THE HECK?
288
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:15,625
- SUH-WEEET!
289
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:17,458
- THAT'S ONLY 10
INCHES OF WATER.
290
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:21,000
- HE DEFINITELY SHOULD
HAVE COME UP BY NOW.
291
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,083
- YOU THINK?
292
00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:24,018
- I DON'T SEE HIM.
293
00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:25,833
UH-OH.
294
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:28,185
NOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY.
295
00:15:28,209 --> 00:15:32,417
A COSMIC SINKHOLE THAT CAN
SUCK YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT
296
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,625
ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.
297
00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:35,417
OR ANY OTHER WORLD,
FOR THAT MATTER.
298
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,542
IT MUST HAVE OPENED UP
299
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:39,208
WHEN THAT SUNBEAM
REFLECTED OFF ME SCYTHE.
300
00:15:39,292 --> 00:15:40,792
BAD LUCK FOR BILLY.
301
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:42,059
- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
302
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:44,625
- I MEAN, BILLY COULD
BE LOST FOR A LONG TIME,
303
00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:46,167
HOPPING FROM PUDDLE TO PUDDLE,
304
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,125
TRYING TO FIND
HIS WAY BACK HOME.
305
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,375
AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE
IT'S GONNA TAKE YOU, NEITHER.
306
00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:53,167
HE COULD BE RIGHT NEXT
DOOR IN THE NEIGHBOR'S TOILET.
307
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,625
OR A KOI POND IN KYOTO.
308
00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:58,042
HE'S A GONE GOPHER,
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.
309
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,333
- HE CAN'T BE A GONE GOPHER.
310
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:03,144
HE'S MY SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO AFTER HIM.
311
00:16:03,168 --> 00:16:08,083
- MAYBE YOU'RE NOT DIGGIN' THE
STRONG VIBE I'VE BEEN PUTTIN' OUT THERE.
312
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,708
- JUST JUMP IN THE POOL.
313
00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:11,083
- I'M TELLIN' YOU, MANDY,
314
00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:14,417
WHEREVER IT GOES,
IT CAN'T BE GOOD.
315
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:16,958
HEEEE-YAAAHAA!
316
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:20,083
- AND DON'T PUNCTURE
THE POOL ON YOUR WAY IN.
317
00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:22,417
- RIGHT.
318
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:30,625
- HOLY CRUD, THIS
POOL MUST BE MAGIC.
319
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:33,167
AH HA! HEY!
320
00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:40,042
[BANJO PLAYING]
321
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,000
- [BURP]
322
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,042
- WELL, I'll BE
DOGGED. BILLY PIE.
323
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:48,125
NOTHIN' TO IT. AND I
GOT ALL THE FIXINGS.
324
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:52,083
- I LIKE PIE. HEE HEE HEE HEE!
325
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:54,375
- [SNIFFING]
326
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,667
I SMELL SOMETHING COOKIN'.
327
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,375
- SMELLS LIKE PIE.
328
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,625
- YUM.
329
00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:09,083
- YOU SIT RIGHT THERE
WHILE I CHECK ON THEM PIES.
330
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,083
- I LIKE PIE.
331
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:13,208
PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!
332
00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:14,018
[GASPING]
333
00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:15,417
- BILLY, ARE YOU IN THERE?
334
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,726
- PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!
335
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,559
I LIKE PIE, I LIKE PIE,
I LIKE PIE, I LIKE PIE,
336
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,125
P-P-P-P-P-PIE!
PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!
337
00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,250
- THAT'S BILLY, ALL RIGHT.
338
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:24,583
HE'S ABOUT TO BE BAKED IN
A PIE BY AN EVIL OLD WITCH.
339
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:28,125
WHY DON'T WE COME BACK IN
ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF?
340
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:29,125
OWW!
341
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:32,417
- NOW, LET'S GET
BILLY OUT OF THERE.
342
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,417
- GRRRRRR.
343
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,061
- WHAT IN BLUE BLAZES?
344
00:17:35,085 --> 00:17:36,125
HEY!
345
00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:37,833
- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE FAST.
346
00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:40,000
- I LIKE PIE!
347
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:45,917
- OK, JOIN HANDS AND JUMP IN.
348
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,583
I SAID JOIN HANDS.
349
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,208
- I'll GET YOU, YOU VARMINTS!
350
00:17:50,292 --> 00:17:53,125
YOU CAN'T GO NOW!
351
00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:02,292
WHAT IN SAM HILL? I
CAUGHT HIS DRAWERS.
352
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,500
- MANDY!!!
353
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:10,833
OHHHH, WISHES DO COME TRUE.
354
00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:12,083
- GRIMMMM!
355
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:15,458
- DOES THIS MEAN YOU
WON'T SCRUB MY BACK?
356
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:16,625
MANDY?
357
00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:20,875
- GET READY, FREDDY, I
THINK I SEE SOMETHING.
358
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:24,083
HERE IT COMES. HERE IT COMES.
359
00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:25,542
- HEE HEE HEE HEE!
360
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:27,292
- FREDDY, LOOK!
361
00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:28,875
- TA DAAAA!
362
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:30,417
- WE GOT A LIVE ONE!
363
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,958
GET YOUR NET READY, FREDDY.
DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY.
364
00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:33,875
- WHAT?
365
00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:36,042
- I SAID DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY.
366
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,125
- WHAT DID YOU SAY?
367
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:39,458
- DON'T MESS THIS
UP, YOU NINCOMPOOP.
368
00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:42,083
- HOW COULD YOU POOP
AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
369
00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:43,833
- I DIDN'T SAY POOP!
370
00:18:43,917 --> 00:18:47,708
NOW YOU'VE GONE AND MADE
ME FORGET WHAT I WAS SAYING.
371
00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:50,625
- LIGHTEN UP, LOUIE, WE GOT HIM.
372
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:51,958
- WHAT IS IT?
373
00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:53,018
- [SQUEAK]
374
00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:56,083
- IT'S A WEINER DOG.
375
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,042
- SCORE!
- SCORE!
376
00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,667
- WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS.
377
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,042
- I LIKE PIE.
378
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:08,208
- OH, MAGIC POOL, TAKE ME AWAY
TO A LAND WHERE COOLNESS REINS.
379
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,625
STUPID MAGIC POOL.
380
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:15,125
I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR
YOUR COSMIC SINKHOLE.
381
00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:16,542
[FARTING]
382
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,061
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
383
00:19:18,085 --> 00:19:20,167
HEY, THAT'S NOT ME.
384
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:23,917
AH! SOMETHING'S COMING UP.
385
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,042
- GRIMMMM!
386
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,583
- WHOO-HOO! WE MADE IT!
387
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,583
IT GOT A LITTLE DICEY THERE,
I DON'T MIND SAYING, BUT...
388
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:32,958
- WHERE THE HECK IS BILLY?
389
00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:36,185
- WELL, NOW, I TOLD YOU TO
HOLD HANDS BEFORE YOU JUMP,
390
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,083
BUT WOULD YOU LISTEN?
391
00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:41,625
- IT'S A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE.
392
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:44,333
IT'S BILLY. HE'S
RUNNING WITH WIENERS.
393
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,500
- YOU MEAN IRWIN AND PUD'N?
394
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:51,125
- I MEAN WEINER DOGS.
LET'S GO TO THE RACES.
395
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,417
FOLLOW THAT BOTTLE.
396
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,208
[CLANG]
397
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,976
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
398
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,917
I THINK WE'RE GOING
TO NEED A PLAN.
399
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,208
- ONE MILLION SMACKEROOS
FOR THE WINNER OF THIS RACE.
400
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,958
BUT WHAT WEINER WILL
WASSLE AWAY THE TITLE
401
00:20:12,042 --> 00:20:13,417
FROM THAT DASHING DACHSHUND?
402
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,667
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF IT, DAN?
403
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:18,042
- HA HA HA HA! YOU SAID WASSLE.
404
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,042
- DID NOT.
405
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,792
- DID SO... GOOD GOSH!
406
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:25,750
YOUR NOSE! OHHHH!
I'M GONNA PUKE!
407
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:26,893
- WELL, I GUESS YOU NEVER KNOW
408
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:29,542
TILL THEY CROSS THE
FINISH LINE, FOLKS.
409
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,185
- I LOVE A GOOD RACE.
410
00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:33,018
- WE'RE LOOKING FOR BILLY.
411
00:20:33,042 --> 00:20:35,042
- HEY, MANDY. HI, GRIM.
412
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:35,958
- BILLY?
413
00:20:36,042 --> 00:20:38,167
[CROWD CHEERING]
414
00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:43,144
[BELL RINGING]
415
00:20:43,168 --> 00:20:45,458
- AND THEY'RE OFF!
416
00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:47,042
ROOSTER TAKES THE EARLY LEAD
417
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,833
WITH MAMA'S LITTLE
MAN ON HIS SHOULDER.
418
00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:51,000
AND HERE COMES BILLY
THE WONDER WIENER
419
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,458
MAKING HIS MOVE
AROUND THE OUTSIDE.
420
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:54,917
- RUN, YOU LITTLE WIENER!
421
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,083
MAKE US RICH!
422
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:59,292
- GO, BILLY, GO!
423
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:04,292
- [SNIFFING]
424
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,083
PIE!
425
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,083
- WELL DONE, MANDY.
426
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,625
YOUR PLAN IS
WORKING LIKE A CHARM.
427
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:16,708
- WHAT PLAN? WE
NEVER MADE A PLAN.
428
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,500
- AND THE FLYING PIE
HAS TAKEN THE LEAD.
429
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,333
HERE COMES LIGHTNING.
430
00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:23,708
LIGHTNING TAKES THE PIE.
431
00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:26,000
BILLY IS A LENGTH
BEHIND THE HALF-LINK.
432
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:29,583
AND THE PACK OF
WIENERS ARE RIGHT BEHIND.
433
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:31,333
- IS THAT THE RIGHT CRATER?
434
00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:33,958
- THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME.
435
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,542
- GOTCHA, YOU VARMINTS.
436
00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:41,000
NOW I CAN MAKE THAT BILLY
PIE I'VE BEEN HANKERING FOR.
437
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:43,167
AND...
- [ROAR]
438
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:46,042
- THERE'S MY TRUNKS.
439
00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,542
HEY, GRIM, I BROUGHT PIE.
440
00:21:58,042 --> 00:22:00,542
- I KNEW YOU'D BE BACK.
441
00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:03,917
GOSH.
442
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,083
AAAAAHHHH!
443
00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:08,125
WIENERS.
444
00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:17,167
- AAAAAHHH!
445
00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:19,417
- ARF ARF ARF!
446
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:22,042
- I'll GET YOU, YOU VARMINTS!
447
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:28,458
- I JUST DON'T GET
AMERICAN CARTOONS.
448
00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:31,083
THEY ARE SO WEIRD.
449
00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:32,583
- DID YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?
450
00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:34,708
- HA HA HA. HEY, GUYS.
451
00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:36,750
UH, HA HA, NICE HOT TUB.
452
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:39,833
SO, HOW'S LIFE BEEN
TREATING YOU, MAN?
453
00:22:39,917 --> 00:22:41,018
WHOOPS. HA HA.
454
00:22:41,042 --> 00:22:43,375
DON'T WORRY, MAN, HE'LL BE FINE.
455
00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:45,018
HE'S GOOD FOR ANOTHER 6 WEEKS.
456
00:22:45,042 --> 00:22:46,167
I'll JUST BE GOING NOW.
457
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:47,542
SAYONARA.
458
00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:51,583
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459
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:56,750
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