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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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- EVIL.
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PURE AND SIMPLE FROM
THE EIGHTH DIMENSION.
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- PLEASE TELL ME
IRWIN'S IN THERE.
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- SSHHHH!
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I'll MISS THE BEST PART
IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP.
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- AND WHAT SHOW IS
THIS WE'RE WATCHING?
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- MY FAVORITE. "LAUNDRY DAY."
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- HMMMM.
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- GET OUT OF THE WAY!
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MADAM UNDERPANTS IS ABOUT TO
THWART THE EVIL TUBESOCKIANS.
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I'VE WAITED ALL
WEEK FOR... AAAHHH!
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[CRASH]
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- OH, FINALLY. GIVE IT HERE.
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IT NEEDS TO DRIP DRY.
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OH, 665 WASHINGS, AND IT STILL
REEKS OF THE STINK OF THE AGES.
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- PERHAPS THAT'S
WHY IT'S MOANING.
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- [MOANING]
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- OH, NO! I FORGOT TO
CHECK THE POCKETS!
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- YOU INSOLENT DOLT
WITH EMPTY EYE SOCKETS.
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WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER
TO EMPTY YOUR POCKETS?
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- WHO'S THAT?
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- WILL YOU JUST GIVE ME A
MINUTE TO SIT HERE AND MOPE?
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CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M
DRIZZLED WITH WATER AND SOAP?
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- YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES.
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- WELL, THAT'S VERY SWEET.
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SAY, HIS BREATH
SMELLS LIKE FEET.
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- HE CHEWS ON HIS TOENAILS.
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- HEY, GRIM, IS THAT
YOUR SPARE HEAD?
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- OH, NO, THIS IS...
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- BE SILENT! BE SILENT.
MY NAME IS MY OWN.
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I'll SPEAK IT MYSELF,
AND I'll SPEAK IT ALONE.
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THROMNAMBULAR
IS WHAT I AM CALLED.
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I HAIL FROM LANDS WHERE
YOU NIGHTMARES CRAWL.
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IF YOU'D SEEN IT YOURSELF,
YOU'D BE VERY APPALLED.
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- IS THAT YOUR SISTER'S HEAD?
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- NO, THIS IS A MAGICAL SKULL,
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AN ARTIFACT FROM
BEYOND TIME AND SPACE
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IMPRISONED ON EARTH.
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- WHAT'S THAT NUMBER
ON HIS HEAD FOR?
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- OOH, I BET HE'S A
FOOTBALL HELMET!
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- WHA!
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THE NUMBERS REPRESENT WISHES.
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THE SKULL MUST REMAIN
IMPRISONED HERE ON EARTH
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UNTIL HE GRANTS 9 MORE WISHES.
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- LIKE A GENIE?
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- INTERESTING.
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SO TELL ME, GRIM,
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WHY HAVEN'T YOU USED
ANY OF THE WISHES?
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LIKE TO SET YOURSELF
FREE, MAYBE?
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NO... WISHING IS A
DANGEROUS BUSINESS.
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- DANGER'S MY MIDDLE NAME!
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[CRASH]
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- FOR MORE OFTEN THAN NOT,
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WISHES ARE CORRUPTED AND
TWISTED BACK UPON THE WISHER.
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I'VE GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS
ON MY HANDS WITH YOU TWO.
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WHERE'S BILLY?
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- OH, GREAT THROMNABLABLAH,
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GRANT ME THE BESTEST
WISH IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
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HMM, BUT WHAT SHOULD I WISH FOR?
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LET ME SEE.
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OOH, I KNOW.
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I WISH I COULD BE AN
INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN
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BOY ADVENTURER
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TRAVELING THE WORLD
WITH HIS SIGHTLESS PARENTS,
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HIS PET DOG, AND HIS BEST
FRIEND WHO'S FROM INDIA.
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AND THEY HAVE THEIR OWN SHOW
WITH ALL KINDS OF COOL CAPTIONS,
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AND FIGHT STRANGE MONSTERS,
AND LOOK FOR LOST CIVILIZATIONS,
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AND HUNT FOR ANCIENT TREASURE!
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- A LIFE OF ADVENTURE
IS YOUR REQUEST,
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WITH MOTHER AND
FATHER YOU WILL QUEST.
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YOUR PET AND YOUR FRIEND
WILL BE PUT TO THE TEST.
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AN ANCIENT CIVILIZATION
WILL YOU MEET
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WITH THE POWER OF THE
UNIVERSE AT YOUR FEET.
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SO, INTO YOUR WISH
WORLD YOU WILL GO.
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BUT BE CAREFUL
WHAT YOU WISH FOR.
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THIS YOU WILL KNOW.
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- WHAT IS IT?
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- IT'S AN IDOL OF THE ANCIENT
GOD THROMNAMBULAR.
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- [BARKING, GROWLING]
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- IT IS SAID THAT THE
IDOL HAS THE POWER
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TO GRANT ANYONE WHO FREES
IT FROM THIS PLACE ANY WISH.
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- WHY YOU TALKING FUNNY?
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- BECAUSE I AM FROM
CALCUTTA IN THE MYSTICAL EAST.
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- NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU
LIVE DOWN THE BLOCK.
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AND WHAT'S WITH THAT
WEIRD THINGY ON YOUR HEAD?
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- IT'S A TURBAN!
IT'S WHAT I WEAR!
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I'M FROM THE MYSTICAL EAST!!
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I'M IN CHARACTER, YO.
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SO WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GET OFF ME?!!
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BILLY? UH, BILLY?
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- HEY, DAD, IRWIN SAYS THIS IS THE
IDOL OF THE GREAT TROMBONE PLAYER,
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AND THAT IF WE CAN
GET HIM OUT OF HERE,
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WE CAN WISH FOR
ANYTHING WE WANT.
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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YAY!
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[RUMBLING]
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[HISSING]
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[ROARING]
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- AAAAAHHHHH!
- AAAAHHHHHH!
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- AHHHHHHHHH!
- AAAAAAHHHHH!
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- [YELLING]
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- GLADYS! GLADYS!
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GLADYS, START THE ENGINES!
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START THE ENGINES, GLADYS!
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GET IT UP!
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- HEY, GUYS, COME ON, WAIT UP.
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COME ON.
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WAAAHHHH!
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- WELL, BILLY, I HOPE YOU LEARNED
SOMETHING ON TODAY'S EXCITING ADVENTURE.
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- YEAH, I LEARNED THAT
MY BEST FRIEND GOT EATEN
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BY A PTERODACTYL AND
THIS ADVENTURE STUNK!
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- THOUGHT IT STUNK, EH?
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HA HA HA HA!
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WELL, YOU JUST BOUGHT
YOURSELF A WEEK OF NO TV
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WITH THAT COMMENT, MISTER!
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TAKE US HOME, GLADYS.
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[CRASH]
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- WISH THAT, OH, GREAT
STROMBLABLALATHER!
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- ♪ DOO DOO DOO
DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪
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HMM, ANYTHING TO
EAT IN THIS HOUSE?
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FUNKY FALAFELS,
BOX OF BAKING SODA,
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WEEK-OLD PASTA, WISHING
SKULL, WIMPY WIENERS
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WAIT A SEC!!
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YOU'RE KIND OF FREAKY LOOKIN'.
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- I AM THROMNAMBULAR.
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ANY WISH I AM ABLE TO GRANT.
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JUST SPEAK YOUR DESIRES
AND HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTS!
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- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. DID YOU
SAY YOU GRANT WISHES?
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- YES, I HA...
- ALL RIGHT!
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OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH!
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- BUT I MUST WARN YOU...
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- I DON'T NEED YOUR LIFE STORY.
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- BUT...
- YOU. ME. WISH. NOW!
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- YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.
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HOW CAN I SERVE YOU
THIS MORNING, FAT MAN?
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- I WANT TO RELIVE MY
COOL HIGH SCHOOL YEARS.
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THOSE WERE THE
BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE,
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WHEN I RULED THE SCHOOL.
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WHAT THE... I'M A
TEENAGER AGAIN.
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WELL, KIND OF.
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NOW I CAN BE THE ULTRARAD
COOL GUY I WAS AGAIN.
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HEY, FOXY LADY,
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FEEL LIKE PARTYING
WITH A WILD MAN?
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- WHO YOU CALLIN' A LADY, BUDDY?
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- AAAHHH!
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[CRASH]
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'SUP, DOGS? WHO
WANTS TO GO LONG?
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[CRASH]
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CAN I ROCK OUT WITH
YA'LL FOR A WHILE?
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[CRASH]
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HEY, I REMEMBER YOU.
YOU USED TO KICK MY...
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[CRASH]
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- HEY!
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[CRASH]
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- YOU.
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[CRASH]
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE I WASN'T
THE COOL, HIP, HAPPENIN' STUD
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I THOUGHT I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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- AND TO THINK, ONLY
4 MORE YEARS OF THIS.
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- GENTLEMEN, TODAY WE
STAND ON THE PRECIPICE OF WAR.
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THE WEEDS HAVE
BEGUN THEIR INVASION,
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AND YOU ARE THE
LAST LINE OF DEFENSE.
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WAIT, I'VE JUST RECEIVED A
MESSAGE FROM HEADQUARTERS.
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OH, YES, IT SEEMS
REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED!
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[HUMMING]
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AH, YES, I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT TO DO WITH THIS.
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THERE.
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OH, AREN'T YOU PRECIOUS?
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NOW, THAT'S WHAT I
CALL A MASTER GARDEN.
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- YOU PRETEND TO TAKE PRIDE
IN YOUR FOLIAGE AND FLOWERS,
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BUT I KNOW THAT INSIDE
YOU LUST FOR MORE POWER.
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SPEAK YOUR TRUE MIND.
REVEAL YOUR DESIRE.
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I THINK YOU'LL SOON FIND,
BABY, I CAN LIGHT YOUR FIRE!
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- WELL, WHAT I WANT
ISN'T MUCH, REALLY.
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JUST TO BE LORD HIGH MASTER
AND THE RULER OF THE WORLD!!
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THAT'S ALL.
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[RUMBLING]
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[CAR ALARMS SOUNDING]
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OH, WHAT IS THIS?
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- [GASPING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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YES, COWER, YOU FOOLS.
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COWER AT THE SIGHT
OF MY AWESOME VISAGE!
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KNEEL BEFORE ME. KNEEL AND BOW.
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AND, WITH YOUR CHINS
IN THE DIRT, LOOK UP!
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LOOK UP AND SAY,
"WHO IN ALL THE HEAVENS
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IS MIGHTIER THAN GENERAL SKA..."
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[CHOKING]
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NO AIR.
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- ♪ FLOATIN' IN THE POOL, I
BEEN CHILLIN' WITH MY HONEY ♪
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♪ FEELIN' LIKE A DOPE 'CAUSE
IT'S JUST AN EASTER BUNNY ♪
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♪ I NEED A LEADING LADY WHO
IS LUDICROUSLY SWEETER ♪
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♪ I WISH THAT YOU WERE MANDY
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♪ 'CAUSE NO OTHER
GIRL CAN BEAT HER ♪
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[SLURP]
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YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I
WISH I WAS IN A HIP HOP VIDEO.
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OH!
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HEY!
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- ♪ HEY, PLAYA,
THIS AIN'T NO JIVE ♪
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♪ WISH NUMBER
6 IS COMIN' ALIVE ♪
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[COUGHING]
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- [COUGHING]
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- ACTION!
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00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:21,976
- UM... OWW! HEY!
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- YOU CAN'T HAVE A MUSIC
VIDEO WITHOUT A CHICK.
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YOUR WISH WON'T BE COMPLETE
UNLESS WE GET HER HERE QUICK.
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- YOU MEAN MANDY?
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- I AIN'T TALKIN' 'BOUT CANDY.
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- NO.
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- NOT W.C. HANDY.
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NOT YOUR COUSIN SANDY.
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- STOP WASTING HIS TIME,
'CAUSE YOU KNOW HE WANTS...
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- MANDY!
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- YOU ARE SO GOING
TO REGRET THIS.
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- COME ON, BABY, DON'T BE UNHIP.
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HOP IN THE POOL,
AND LET'S TAKE A DIP.
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♪ IT'S A COOL LITTLE POOL
IF YOU'RE BLINDED BY LOVE ♪
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♪ WITH A LITTLE IMAGINATION
IT CAN BE A HOT TUB ♪
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[FARTING]
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JUST FOR YOU.
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- [GASPING]
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- MY WISH COME TRUE.
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- CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.
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YOU MIGHT GET IT.
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THAT'S A WRAP.
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[CRASH]
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- 4 WISHES DOWN, 5 MORE TO GO.
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LET'S WATCH SOME COMMERCIALS,
THEN GET BACK TO THE SHOW.
233
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
234
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:46,792
OH!
235
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:55,667
- I'll BET I CAN FIND SOME
USED CANDY IN HERE.
236
00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:59,500
OH, HELLO, MISTER. I'M PUD'N.
237
00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:04,042
- I'M A SKULL THAT'S
MADE FOR WISHES.
238
00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:07,458
TIRED OF CHORES? HATE
WASHING THE DISHES?
239
00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:11,167
THEN CALL ON GREAT
THROMNAMBULAR.
240
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:16,917
I'll ANSWER YOUR WISH
WHEREVER YOU ARE.
241
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,292
- YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT?
242
00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:19,375
I WANT A BUNNY.
243
00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:21,917
A PET BUNNY THAT WILL LOVE ME.
244
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000
PLEASE.
245
00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:27,250
- IF IT'S A BUNNY YOU WANT,
IT'S A BUNNY YOU'LL GET.
246
00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:32,042
LET'S JUST HOPE IT'S A WISH
THAT YOU WON'T SOON REGRET.
247
00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:35,875
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
248
00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,625
- OHHH.
249
00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:41,583
- I LOVE YOU, PUD'N.
DO YOU LOVE ME?
250
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:44,083
- I LOVE EVERYONE.
ESPECIALLY YOU.
251
00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,875
- DO YOU REGRET
WISHING FOR ME, PUD'N?
252
00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:49,417
- HOW COULD I EVER
REGRET WISHING FOR YOU?
253
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:53,292
- PUD'N, HAVE YOU EVER
HEARD OF TOUGH LOVE?
254
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,625
- WHAT'S THAT?
255
00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:58,167
- [SCREECHING]
256
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,500
- WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
257
00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,750
- SOMETIMES LOVE HURTS, PUD'N.
258
00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:06,792
AND I LOVE YOU A LOT.
259
00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:11,417
- BUT I... AHH... AAHHH! OW!
260
00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:19,000
[CRASH]
261
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:22,000
- [GASPING]
262
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,833
- AH!
263
00:14:26,042 --> 00:14:27,018
WHOA!
264
00:14:27,042 --> 00:14:29,958
AAAAAAHHHHH...
265
00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:35,000
- I BRING YOU ENDSVILLE'S
NEWEST TOURIST ATTRACTION:
266
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:38,292
THE WORLD'S LARGEST PILLOW!
267
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:39,667
[APPLAUSE]
268
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,250
THE PILLOW WILL BE
ON DISPLAY RIGHT HERE,
269
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:46,000
RIGHT NEXT TO THE
ENDSVILLE CACTUS FARM.
270
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,125
- AHHHHH!
271
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:49,542
[CRASH]
272
00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:51,917
[SQUEAKING]
273
00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:58,958
OH, AT LEAST I GOT AWAY
FROM THAT CRAZY BUNNY.
274
00:14:59,042 --> 00:15:01,458
[CROWD SCREAMING]
275
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:12,500
AAAHHH!
276
00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,333
CAKE!
277
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:19,458
- CAKE WON'T SAVE YOU
FROM MY LOVE, PUD'N.
278
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:25,500
- CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS.
279
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,708
SUCK CUSTARD!
280
00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,292
[BOOM]
281
00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:39,917
POOR, POOR BUNNY.
282
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,958
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EXPLODE?
283
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,042
WHY?
284
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:47,333
- IT'S OK, PUD'N, I FORGIVE YOU.
285
00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:49,958
I FORGIVE YOU
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU,
286
00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:53,125
AND I LOVE YOU TO DEATH.
287
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,250
- AAAAAHHH!
288
00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:10,625
- AT LAST, THE MOMENT HAS COME.
289
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:14,125
- MY NAME IS THROMNAMBULAR,
GRANTER OF WISHES.
290
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:20,208
IF YOU WISH FOR A CAKE,
IT WILL BE DELICIOUS.
291
00:16:20,292 --> 00:16:22,458
- CAKE, EH?
292
00:16:22,542 --> 00:16:25,292
NO, NO, NO, I CAN
WISH FOR ANYTHING?
293
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:29,042
I WISH... I WONDER
WHAT TO WISH FOR?
294
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:33,250
I COULD WISH I WAS A
SUPERHERO. I COULD DO ANYTHING.
295
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:36,750
WAIT, THEN I'D HAVE TO
SAVE THE WORLD ALL THE TIME
296
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:40,083
AND DO DANGEROUS THINGS
LIKE FIGHT GIANT MONSTERS.
297
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,250
I'M TIRED JUST
THINKING ABOUT IT.
298
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,976
WHAT IF I WISHED I
WAS RICH AND FAMOUS?
299
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,292
THEN I'D GET ALL THE LADIES.
300
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:50,958
BUT THEN I'D BE HARASSED
BY THE PAPARAZZI ALL THE TIME.
301
00:16:51,042 --> 00:16:54,102
I COULD WISH I WAS THE
SMARTEST KID IN THE WORLD.
302
00:16:54,126 --> 00:16:57,000
I'D EVEN GET AWARDS
FOR JUST BEING SO SMART.
303
00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:00,458
AND I'D JUST GET SMARTER,
AND SMARTER, AND SMARTER,
304
00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,083
UNTIL... AAHH!
305
00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:05,542
I WISH I KNEW WHAT TO WISH FOR.
306
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:12,167
WAIT A MINUTE. NOW I
KNOW WHAT TO WISH FOR.
307
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:16,000
- YOUR WISH WAS
GRANTED, AND NOW I FEAR
308
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:20,083
IT IS TIME FOR ME TO DISAPPEAR.
309
00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:22,417
- NOW I KNOW WHAT I WANT.
310
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,458
I WISH... [POOF]
311
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:29,208
OHH, I WISH I HAD
THAT SKULL BACK.
312
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:37,375
- HEY, WEINER, HAND
OVER YOUR LUNCH MONEY.
313
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,125
[PUNCHING, SCUFFLING]
314
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,018
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
315
00:17:41,042 --> 00:17:44,292
- GREAT IDEA OF YOURS FOR
ME TO SUE MY PARENTS, JENNY.
316
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:48,976
- I'VE NEVER SEEN SO
MUCH MONEY, HA HA!
317
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,542
[SLAM]
318
00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:51,958
- DANG IT!
319
00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:55,333
AHH, WELL, I GUESS I'll JUST
HAVE TO LET THIS ONE SLIDE.
320
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:59,083
- HEY, THERE, GIRLS, CHECK
OUT MY HUGE WAD OF CASH.
321
00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:02,500
- THIS COULD BE THE SCORE
OF MY BULLYING CAREER.
322
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,917
BUT HOW DO I GET INTO
A LADIES' RESTROOM
323
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,375
WHEN I AM CLEARLY A GENTLEMAN?
324
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:09,042
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT?
325
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:12,185
- CONTRADICTION, YOUNG
MAN, FROM WHAT I CAN SEE,
326
00:18:12,209 --> 00:18:15,833
FOR YOU ARE THE ONE
WHO IS LOOKING AT ME.
327
00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:18,042
- ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY.
328
00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:21,583
- NO MONEY HAVE I
BUT A FORTUNE TO TELL.
329
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:26,958
I'll GRANT YOU A WISH
WITH A MAGICAL SPELL.
330
00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:31,750
- ONE THING'S FOR SURE: I
WISH I COULD GET IN THERE.
331
00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:39,000
WHOA! I'M A CHICK!
332
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:41,125
HA HA HA HA...
333
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:44,083
- SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
DO WITH ALL THAT MONEY, BETTY?
334
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:47,583
- I'M THINKING EITHER NEW
SHOES OR CHEEK IMPLANTS.
335
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,000
- HEE HEE HA HA HA!
336
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:54,167
HELLO, GIRLS, I BELIEVE
YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR ME.
337
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:57,833
- WELL, I GUESS I'VE GOT
SOME ADVICE FOR YOU.
338
00:18:57,917 --> 00:19:00,292
HOW ABOUT WAXING THAT HAIRY LIP?
339
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:03,102
- YEAH, AND HERE'S
ANOTHER BIT OF ADVICE, GIRL:
340
00:19:03,126 --> 00:19:04,333
FIND A NEW STYLIST.
341
00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:07,708
- JUST EXACTLY WHAT IS THAT
DRESS COLOR CALLED, ANYWAY?
342
00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:10,000
- I THINK IT'S CALLED UGLY.
343
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,208
[ALL LAUGHING]
344
00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:16,625
- WAAAAA! GIRLS ARE SO MEAN!
345
00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,792
- DUH, UGLY.
346
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:23,976
I GUESS NOT EVERYONE
CAN BE AS BEAUTIFUL AS I AM.
347
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,750
[ALL FLATTERING HER AT ONCE]
348
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,000
OR AS POPULAR AS I AM.
349
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,917
BUT AS BEAUTIFUL
AND POPULAR AS I AM,
350
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,875
I BET THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE
WHO NEVER EVEN HEARD OF ME.
351
00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:35,875
PEOPLE IN COUNTRIES
LIKE PARIS, OR TORONTO,
352
00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:37,917
OR IN CITIES LIKE AFRICA.
353
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,375
I WISH I WAS A BIG STAR.
354
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:43,542
- I CAN MAKE YOU THE
BIGGEST STAR OF ALL.
355
00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:47,333
BUT THE BIGGER THEY
GET, THE HARDER THEY FALL.
356
00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:50,375
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
357
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,542
- THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS, THE
NAME ON EVERYONE'S LIPS:
358
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,042
MINDY.
359
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:59,018
THE GIRL WHO'S BEEN STRAPPED
TO NASA'S GENESIS DEVICE ROCKET
360
00:19:59,042 --> 00:20:00,250
AND LAUNCHED INTO SPACE,
361
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,375
WHERE SHE WILL BECOME
THE GALAXY'S BRIGHTEST STAR.
362
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:04,542
- WAIT A MINUTE!
363
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:07,208
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
BY BECOMING A STAR!
364
00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:10,792
YOU BIG, STUPID... [BANG]
365
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:11,976
- [CHEERING]
366
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,458
- THE STAR IS EXPECTED
TO FADE QUICKLY AND THEN
367
00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:15,893
MAY BE FORGOTTEN
AS EARLY AS NEXT WEEK
368
00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:17,042
WHEN ALL EYES WILL BE FOCUSED
369
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:20,292
ON THE ENDSVILLE PANCAKE
BREAKFAST AND FUN RUN.
370
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:21,458
- GOTCHA.
371
00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:26,000
- SO, IT'S DOWN TO YOU,
AND IT'S DOWN TO ME.
372
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:30,018
ONE MORE WISH LEFT,
AND I'll BE SET FREE.
373
00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:31,542
- DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT.
374
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:35,125
YOU'RE WORTH A
LOT MORE THAN FREE.
375
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,083
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
376
00:20:40,167 --> 00:20:43,083
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, PIPE DOWN.
377
00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:45,750
I HAVE BUT ONE ITEM
UP FOR SALE TODAY.
378
00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:47,583
A VERY UNIQUE COMMODITY.
379
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:50,083
AN ANTIQUE SKULL
OF DISPUTABLE ORIGIN,
380
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:52,833
CONTAINING ONE
WISH TO BE FULFILLED
381
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,417
AT THE BUYER'S REQUEST.
382
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,625
- LIKE A GENIE!
383
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,875
- KIND OF BONY LOOKIN'.
- WOW, IT MUST BE OLD.
384
00:20:57,958 --> 00:20:59,708
- SUCH PRETTY EYES.
385
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,875
- STARTING BID, $5.00.
386
00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:05,083
- I'll GIVE YOU 6 BUCKS IN
QUARTERS AND A BUTTON.
387
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:07,417
- 8 BUCKS AND A LOTTERY TICKET.
388
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,125
- I'll GIVE YOU 30!
- 50!
389
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:10,958
- I'll GIVE YOU MY COLD.
390
00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:12,122
- I'll GIVE YOU MY HUSBAND!
391
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:14,667
- MANDY, WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?
392
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:17,417
- DO YOU KNOW HOW
VALUABLE A WISH IS, GRIM?
393
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,667
- BUT IT WILL BACKFIRE.
WISHES ALWAYS DO.
394
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:23,417
- THAT'S WHY I'M
SELLING IT, OF COURSE.
395
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,500
- I GOTTA HAVE IT!
396
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,167
I DIDN'T LEARN MY
LESSON THE FIRST TIME!
397
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:29,000
[SCREAMING, SHOUTING]
398
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,458
- GIMME THAT SKULL!
399
00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:31,333
- ENOUGH!
400
00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:34,500
[PUNCHING, GROWLING]
401
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:35,875
- I GOT IT! IT'S MINE!
402
00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:37,000
- OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
403
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:39,042
- I WISH I HAD A
BOTTOMLESS JAR OF PICKLES.
404
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:41,042
- I WISH YOU HAD A CLUE.
405
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,042
- GIVE ME THAT SKULL!
406
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:49,083
- I WISH YOU TWO HAD
NEVER FOUND THAT SKULL!
407
00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,000
- AND WHAT SHOW IS
THIS WE'RE WATCHING?
408
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:04,000
- MY FAVORITE. "LAUNDRY DAY."
409
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:07,417
- BILLY, DO YOU WANT
TO BE A TV STAR?
410
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,018
- I WISH.
411
00:22:09,042 --> 00:22:10,667
[HONK]
412
00:22:11,625 --> 00:22:14,125
- WISH GRANTED.
413
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,875
IN SITUATIONS WE DON'T LIKE,
414
00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:24,417
SO LET'S HELP EACH OTHER OUT.
415
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:25,708
I WISH THAT I WAS FREE
416
00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:27,583
OF BILLY AND MANDY FOREVER
417
00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:30,000
AND THAT YOU WERE FREE
FROM YOUR PRISON OF WISHES
418
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,333
AND WOULD NEVER HAVE
TO GRANT ANOTHER WISH.
419
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:36,250
- I'VE HEARD YOUR PROPOSAL.
LET'S BROKER A DEAL.
420
00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:43,083
I'll GRANT YOU YOUR WISH,
AND WE'LL SEE HOW YOU FEEL.
421
00:22:43,167 --> 00:22:45,083
- NOOOOO!
422
00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:47,792
- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
423
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:50,542
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424
00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:53,145
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