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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- [LAUGHING]
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- CONTROL, ALT, DELETE.
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- BOY, ARE WE GONNA SHOW THEM!
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- WE'LL BLIND 'EM
WITH OUR MAD SKILLS.
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- OH! OH!
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YEAH, MAD, WACKY SKILLS!
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- NEED I ASK?
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- WE HAVE OUR LITTLE LEAGUE
GAME AGAINST MINDY'S TEAM.
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BUT GIRLS CAN'T PLAY BASEBALL,
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SO YOU WOULDN'T
UNDERSTAND... OH!
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I CAUGHT IT. I CAUGHT IT!
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[LAUGHING]
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- WAY TO KEEP YOUR
EYE ON THE BALL.
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- EVEN THOUGH GIRLS
CAN'T PLAY BASEBALL, HA,
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YOU COULD STILL, UH,
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BE A CHEERLEADER
FOR THE BOYS' TEAM.
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- SO, YOU THINK GIRLS
CAN'T PLAY BASEBALL, HUH?
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- NOT A LICK.
- YEAH?
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PITCH ME THE
BALL, AND WE'LL SEE.
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- YES, MY LOVE.
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- OH, BROTHER.
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- [SNICKERING]
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YOU DON'T HAVE A BAT.
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- FEMUR.
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- WHAT?!
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I'M KIND OF USING IT.
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- DID I ASK FOR A
FEMUR OR SOME LIP?!
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- OK, OK.
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[GRUNTING] [SNAP]
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HERE.
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I'll JUST HOBBLE OVER
AND LEAN ON THE FENCE.
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- I'D SUGGEST YOU GO DEEP.
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- ONE WORD:
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EASY OUT!
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COME ON, BATTER,
BATTER, BATTER, BATTER!
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SWING!
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NOW LOOK WHAT
YOU'VE DONE, MANDY.
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HOW IS THE OTHER TEAM
SUPPOSED TO GET YOU OUT
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IF YOU HIT THE BALL
OVER THEIR HEADS?
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[GLASS BREAKS IN DISTANCE]
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WE HAVE TO GO OR WE'RE
GONNA BE LATE FOR THE GAME.
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- COME ON, GRIM.
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I HAVE TO SEE THIS.
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SHOULD WE TELL HIM
THAT MINDY'S A GIRL?
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- NO.
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WHY CLUTTER UP HIS EMPTY SKULL
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WITH SOMETHING
AS TRIVIAL AS FACTS?
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HOLD MY SCYTHE.
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DON'T LOOK.
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[CRACK]
- YEAH!
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- [CHEERING]
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- THEY DID IT AGAIN.
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YAY!
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- COME ON! HOW ABOUT
A LITTLE DEFENSE!
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- WHAT HAS YOUR
BRIEFS IN A KNOT?
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- WHAT?! OH.
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WELL, FIRST, I'D
LIKE TO MAKE CLEAR
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I WEAR BOXERS, NOT BRIEFS.
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AS TO WHY I HAVE A KNOT IN THEM,
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IT STARTED BACK WHEN
I WAS A YOUNGSTER.
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IT WAS THE LAST GAME
OF CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON.
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WE HAD SOME OF THE
GREATEST PLAYERS
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THE UNDERWORLD HAD EVER SEEN:
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ON SECOND BASE
WAS FATTY FLYBALL,
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SWATTING SAMMY
SLUG IN THE OUTFIELD,
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BIG BABYHEAD BAMBINO ON THIRD,
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FOOTLESS JOE JOHNSON ON FIRST,
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AND YOURS TRULY PITCHING
HIS WINNINGEST SEASON EVER.
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- ALL RIGHT, GRIM,
BASES ARE LOADED.
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ONE MORE STRIKE AND WE
GO HOME THE CHAMPIONS.
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- NO PROBLEM, MAN.
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I'M THROWING TO THE PITCHER.
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EVERYONE KNOWS
PITCHERS CAN'T HIT.
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- [BOOING]
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- I CAN'T HELP BUT
EMPATHIZE WITH BILLY
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WHEN I SEE HIM GETTING
BEATEN AND RIDICULED.
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- OH, THROW THE
PITCHER OUT OF THERE!
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- MY GRANNY CAN
PITCH BETTER THAN THAT!
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- SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK
BILLY IS AS TRAUMATIZED AS YOU.
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- WOW, MINDY!
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THAT WAS A GREAT HIT!
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THIS IS FUN! THIS IS FUN!
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LET'S DO IT AGAIN!
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YAY!
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RUN, MINDY, RUN!
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HOME RUN!
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YEAH, MAMA!
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YEAH!
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- GAME OVER.
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- GREAT GAME!
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- I'D SHAKE, BUT I'M AFRAID
INEPTITUDE IS CONTAGIOUS.
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- YEAH, YOU GUYS STINK!
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- YOU'RE LAME!
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- [SOBBING]
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- UH... WHAT'S WRONG?
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YOU THIRSTY?
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- [SOBBING]
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- HE'S IN TOUCH
WITH HIS FEELINGS.
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- HEY, MINDY, YOU
THINK YOU'RE BAD?!
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- NO.
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I THINK THEY'RE BAD!
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- [LAUGHTER]
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- BILLY'S TEAM WILL
TAKE YOU DOWN.
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- YEAH! I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT.
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- YEAH, I'D LIKE
TO SEE THAT, TOO.
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- I'M GOING TO PUT
TOGETHER A WINNING TEAM.
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MANDY, ARE YOU IN?
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- WE CHALLENGE
YOU TO A PLAYOFF...
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TWO WEEKS FROM TODAY.
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- YOU'RE ON, LOSER!
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- I HAVE NO IDEA HOW
WE'RE GOING TO BEAT THEM.
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- SIMPLE.
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I WILL COACH THEM.
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- HEY, MANDY,
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN "HOW
WE'RE GOING TO BEAT THEM"?
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THIS IS BASEBALL, AND
GIRLS CAN'T PLAY BASEBALL!
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- BUT...
- NO!
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- BUT, BILLY...
- NO!
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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[TOOT, TOOT]
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- [STRAINING]
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- LOOK ALIVE OUT THERE.
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- LOOK HOW HIGH IT IS.
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- KIND OF LOOKS
LIKE A GHOST BALL.
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- IT'S GETTING BIGGER.
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- YEAH! COOL!
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- BILLY?
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- NO!
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- HERE YOU GO, BONEHEAD.
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- WHAA!
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[WHIMPERING] OH,
LOOK. I CAUGHT IT.
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- DID YOU SEE THAT?!
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- SHE'S GOOD!
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- SHE'S BETTER THAN GOOD.
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SHE'S PERFECT!
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- NO!
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NO GIRLS ON OUR TEAM!
NO GIRLS ON OUR TEAM!
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- YEAH!
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- NO GIRLS ON OUR TEAM!
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NO GIRLS ON OUR TEAM!
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- MANDY, YOU HAVE
TO PLAY FOR THIS TEAM.
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- THEY DON'T WANT GIRLS.
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- WHAT IF THEY DIDN'T
KNOW YOU WERE A GIRL?
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FELLAS, I'D LIKE YOU TO
MEET OUR NEW TEAMMATE,
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MAND... UH, FRED.
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YES, THAT'S IT.
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- HMM.
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UH... THERE IS
SOMETHING ABOUT YOU...
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THAT I LIKE!
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PUT 'ER THERE!
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WELCOME ABOARD, MANFRED.
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- SHOO.
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UH, OK, BOYS, LET'S
PUT OUR GAME FACES ON.
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YOUR INTERNAL GAME FACE!
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- OH! - OH!
- OH!
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- WE'VE WORKED HARD
TO HONE OUR SKILLS.
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IT'S TIME TO TAKE
THE BATTLE TO THEM.
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- YEAH!
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YEAH! YEAH!
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- DO YOU REALIZED
THAT ONE PLAYER
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DOES NOT A TEAM MAKE?
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- I'VE GOT IT COVERED.
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LOOK OUT TO CENTERFIELD.
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- THAT'S A CORNFIELD.
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- COOL! A BIG, DECREPIT HEAD!
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[CHUCKLES]
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WOW! A WRIGGLY SNAIL
AND A FOOTLESS COOT!
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- NOW, GET OUT
THERE ON THE MOUND
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AND GIVE MINDY HER COMEUPPANCE.
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- COME ON, SHOW ME
SOMETHING, LOSER!
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- STRIKE ONE!
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STRIKE!
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STRIKE 3!
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YOU'RE OUT!
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- YEAH!
- YEAH!
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- YOU'RE OUT!
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YOU'RE OUT!
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- DON'T HURT ME!
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- YOU'RE OUT!
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YOU'RE OUT!
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SAFE!
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- HEY, MANDY, NO
GIRLS ON OUR TEAM!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FIELD?
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- DON'T BE A DWEEB, BILLY.
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YOU NEED ME.
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- NO GIRLS IN BASEBALL.
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HMM.
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WHERE'D MANFRED GO?
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OH, WELL.
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- AND THAT IS OUT OF THE
PARK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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- NO, NO, NO!
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NOT AGAIN, MAN!
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- RELAX, GRIM.
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I'll GET US OUT OF THE INNING.
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- [SNIFFLING]
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- HEY, MANFRED.
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WHERE YA BEEN?
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- I WAS SUFFERING FROM
A DOSE OF IGNORANIA.
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NOW, BEAT IT!
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- COOL!
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- STRIKE ONE!
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STRIKE TWO!
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STRIKE 3!
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YOUR OUT!
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- WELL, FOLKS, IT'S DO OR
DIE TIME FOR GRIM'S TEAM.
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BOTTOM OF THE NINTH, ONE OUT,
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TYING RUN ON THIRD.
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- TIME-OUT!
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SORRY, ERWIN.
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I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO USE A PINCH-HITTER.
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SAMMY, GET IN THERE.
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HA HA HA HA!
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WITH SAMMY SLUGGING,
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THIS GAME IS IN THE BAG.
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- HI, SAMMY.
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HERE'S YOUR FAVORITE BAT.
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WILL YOU HIT A HOME
RUN FOR ME, SAMMY?
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- UH, I DON'T KNOW.
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ARE YOU SICK AND/OR DYING?
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- UH, SURE HE IS!
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POOR LITTLE GUY.
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NOW, HIT ONE FOR THE KID.
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- OK, LITTLE SICKIE,
THIS ONE IF FOR VOUS.
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- [CRYING]
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- [CHEERING]
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- STRIKE.
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STRIKE TWO!
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- OH!
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- STRIKE 3, YOU'RE OUT!
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- [BURPS]
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- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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NO, NO!
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- [CHEERING]
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- YES, MAN! YES!
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- [CHEERING]
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- SO, BILLY,
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HAVE YOU LEARNED THAT
GIRLS DO BELONG ON THE TEAM?
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- UH...
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT, MANDY.
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00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:06,000
BUT I CAN'T WAIT TO INTRODUCE
YOU TO MY NEW FRIEND MANFRED.
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00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,083
- OH, BOY.
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I CAN HARDLY WAIT.
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- [CHEERING]
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- UH! OH! HELP!
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HURTING ME!
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00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:17,750
OH! HEY! OW!
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00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:41,167
- I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE HERE!
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IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE.
250
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LOOK! SASSY CAT!
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SASSY CAT! SASSY CAT!
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- JUST WHO IS THIS SASSY
CAT CHARACTER ANYWAY?
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- IT'S SOME STUPID MEDIA ICON
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BASED ON SOME STUPID
CARTOON CHARACTER
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USED TO BUILD THIS HUGE,
STUPID AMUSEMENT PARK.
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- CARTOONS ARE STUPID.
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- I AGREE.
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- LOOK! SASSY CAT!
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♪ SASSY CAT, SASSY CAT
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♪ FULL OF SASS, FULL OF SASS
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♪ IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT
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♪ YOU CAN KISS HER
BUTT - THIS STINKS.
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COME ON. LET'S GET
ON ONE OF THESE RIDES.
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- COME ON.
265
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THE LINE'S PRETTY SHORT HERE.
266
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- OH, GEE! WE'RE GOING
ON A ROLLER COASTER?!
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YAY!
268
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- YOU KNOW...
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I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE
LINES FOR THESE THINGS
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WERE A LOT LONGER.
271
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- THEY ARE.
272
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- THIS IS THE LINE FOR
THE SASSY COASTER?
273
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- NO, THIS IS THE LINE
YOU HAVE TO WAIT IN
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TO GET IN LINE FOR
THE SASSY COASTER.
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AND THAT LINE STARTS
OUTSIDE THIS BUILDING.
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- THAT'S IT. I'M OUT OF HERE.
277
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- WELL, LET'S GO FIND ANOTHER
RIDE THAT HAS A SHORTER LINE.
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- LITTLE RONNIE WAS
BORN IN THIS LINE.
279
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- IT LOOKS LIKE THERE
AREN'T ANY RIDES
280
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TO GET ON AROUND
HERE WITHOUT HUGE LINES.
281
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LET'S GET OUT OF
THIS DUMP, BILLY.
282
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- YOO-HOO! MANDY!
283
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OVER HERE!
284
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LOOK! NO LINE!
285
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OH, CAN WE GO ON
IT? CAN WE GO ON IT?
286
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CAN WE GO ON IT?
CAN WE GO ON IT?!
287
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:30,125
- LET ME TELL YOU WHY
THAT AIN'T HAPPENING:
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(A) IT'S NOT A RIDE;
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(B) THAT ATTRACTION IS CLOSED;
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(AND C) YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
291
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- BUT... THERE'S NO LINE!
292
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[STRAINING]
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THE DOORS ARE LOCKED.
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- MOVE OVER, STUBBY.
295
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NOW, LET'S GO SEE
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IF THE FUTURE IS AS
BLEAK AND DEPRESSING
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AS I THINK IT SHOULD BE.
298
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- THIS PLACE GIVES
ME THE CREEPS.
299
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- I KIND OF LIKE IT.
300
00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:01,542
- WE'D BETTER FIND
A LIGHT SWITCH.
301
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[MUSIC PLAYS]
302
00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:10,083
- THIS HOUSE CAN
NEVER STAY CLEAN.
303
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:12,000
WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER?
304
00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:18,018
- [BURPS]
305
00:14:18,042 --> 00:14:21,750
- WOW! CHECK OUT ALL THE
FANCY-PANTS DOOHICKEYS.
306
00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:24,375
- SO, THIS IS SUPPOSED
TO BE THE FUTURE?
307
00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,375
- WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!
308
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:29,083
IT'S A PRETTY-FANCY PLACE, HUH?!
309
00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:32,042
IN THE FUTURE, ROBOTS
ARE OUR ETERNAL SLAVES,
310
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AND WE CAN MAKE THEM
DO ANYTHING WE WANT.
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- ANYTHING?
312
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- YES, ANYTHING.
313
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LIKE COMB YOUR PRETTY HAIR,
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OR WASH YOUR CUTE CLOTHES,
315
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OR EVEN MAKE
FLIRTATIOUS ADVANCES
316
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TO THAT CUTE NEIGHBOR
FOR YOU. TEE HEE!
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- HEY, BABY.
318
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YOU'RE A PLEASANT-LOOKING
HUMAN BEING.
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- HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR
QUICK GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE.
320
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THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
321
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- HEY, GUYS, CHECK THAT OUT!
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WOW!
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LOOK AT THIS PLACE, GRIM!
324
00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:05,167
EVERYTHING'S SO FUTURISTIC!
325
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LOOK AT THIS CRAZY DISHWASHER!
326
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- DISHWASHER, EH?
327
00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:13,000
- HEY, GRIM,
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING.
328
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:15,250
HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?!
329
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:18,000
WHAT'S HAPP... HELP!
330
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[GURGLING]
331
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AAGH!
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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
333
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,625
YOU SHOULD TAKE A
LOOK AT YOURSELF!
334
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HOW PATHETIC!
335
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STOP THAT!
336
00:15:34,042 --> 00:15:35,042
STAY AWAY FROM ME!
337
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WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GRABBING!
338
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- LOOKING GOOD, GRIM.
339
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- SHUT UP.
340
00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:41,833
- HEY, GRIM. HEY, BILLY.
341
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:44,417
QUIT HORSING AROUND
AND GET OVER HERE.
342
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,417
- WHAT THE HECK IS THIS THING?
343
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,167
LOOKS LIKE IT HASN'T
BEEN ACTIVATED FOR YEARS.
344
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,917
WE'D BETTER STAY AWAY FROM THIS.
345
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,583
- OH, WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?!
346
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,875
- BILLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
347
00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:56,875
STOP THAT!
348
00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,125
- BUT WHY, GRIM?
349
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,500
[WHIRRING]
350
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- I AM MASTER CONTROL,
351
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,125
COMPUTER OF THE FUTURE.
352
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:06,083
- [SCREAMS]
353
00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:09,125
- THAT BETTER BE SWEAT
DRIPPING DOWN YOUR LEG, BOY.
354
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:12,292
- I AM PROGRAMMED TO
RUN ALL THE MACHINES
355
00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:13,375
AT THIS ATTRACTION.
356
00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:15,667
MY INTELLIGENCE
IS BEYOND MEASURE.
357
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,625
I KNOW EVERYTHING
THERE IS TO KNOW,
358
00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:20,083
AND I'M NOT TOO
SHABBY AT CHECKERS.
359
00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:20,833
- WAIT.
360
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:22,917
HOW CAN YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?
361
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,625
- I JUST DO.
362
00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:25,333
SO, THERE.
363
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,208
- IF YOU KNOW EVERYTHING,
364
00:16:27,292 --> 00:16:29,083
THEN WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE?
365
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:31,018
- LIFE HAS NO MEANING.
366
00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:34,708
ONLY MACHINE INTELLIGENCE
IS TRULY IMPORTANT
367
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ON A COSMIC SCALE.
368
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- HMM.
369
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:39,143
I DIDN'T THINK HE'D
GET THAT ONE RIGHT.
370
00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,167
- OH, YEAH?!
371
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,667
THEN WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR?
372
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- BLUE.
373
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,042
- WHAT'S THE BEST KIND OF BEAN?
374
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- PINTO.
375
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,083
- WHY IS THE SKY BLUE?
376
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- BECAUSE OF THE
REFRACTION OF SUNLIGHT
377
00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:49,875
THROUGH THE WATER
DROPLETS IN THE SKY.
378
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:51,750
- WHY DO I ASK SO
MANY QUESTIONS?
379
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,000
- BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID!
380
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,125
- WHAT'S THE COLOR
OF MY UNDERWEAR?
381
00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:59,000
- WHITE... WITH
PINK FRILLY LACE.
382
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:00,667
- WOW!
383
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:03,208
IT REALLY DOES KNOW EVERYTHING.
384
00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:05,917
- I GUESS IT'S PRETTY COOL.
385
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,018
- I CAN BET IT'S NOT
HAPPY, THOUGH.
386
00:17:08,042 --> 00:17:09,042
- REALLY?
387
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:11,000
HEY, ARE YOU HAPPY?
388
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:13,625
- I... I SUPPOSE I'M NOT.
389
00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:17,000
I NEVER DEVOTED
ANY CPU CYCLES TO IT.
390
00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:20,042
I GUESS I'M NOT HAPPY AT ALL.
391
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:21,125
- HA HA HA.
392
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,500
OH. WHY NOT?
393
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:23,976
- I JUST HAVEN'T.
394
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,018
- WHY?
- BECAUSE!
395
00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:27,375
- BECAUSE WHY?
396
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,250
- I DON'T KNOW!
397
00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:30,875
- HA HA HA!
398
00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:32,500
YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING!
399
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:36,250
♪ CURSED, UNLUCKY ♪
YOU'RE A FREAK - GRRR!
400
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:39,083
THIS IS WHY HUMANITY
MUST BE ERADICATED.
401
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:41,250
YOU DEPEND TOO
MUCH ON HAPPINESS.
402
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:46,125
AND FOR THAT, YOU
WILL ALL SUFFER!
403
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:48,750
- [SCREAMING]
404
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,250
- WHAT HAPPENED?
405
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:52,833
I THINK WE MADE HIM MAD.
406
00:17:52,917 --> 00:17:55,000
- I DON'T LIKE THE
LOOKS OF THIS.
407
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:56,083
- ME, NEITHER!
408
00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:58,250
QUICK, WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
409
00:17:58,333 --> 00:17:59,542
SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
410
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:01,667
FOLLOW ME, MAN!
411
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:02,792
- WHO WAS THAT?
412
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:03,792
- I DON'T KNOW.
413
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,583
LET'S GO FIND OUT.
414
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:09,333
[SIREN BLARING]
415
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:11,125
- HURRY! HURRY!
416
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,976
THE MAIN COMPUTER'S
ABOUT TO EXPLODE.
417
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,976
QUICK, DUCK AND COVER!
418
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,976
- WELL, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
419
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,708
- BEATS ME.
420
00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:24,042
- UH, IT SHOULD HAVE
GONE OFF BY NOW.
421
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,042
- NICE.
422
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:32,708
- MANDY, LOOK!
423
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:34,167
- IT'S THE MACHINES!
424
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,208
THEY'RE OUT OF CONTROL.
425
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,042
- BARK, BARK, BARK.
426
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:41,208
GROWL. RUFF, RUFF.
427
00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:46,042
- [BURPS]
428
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,708
- WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?
429
00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,417
ALL RIGHT, START TALKING.
430
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,625
WHO ARE YOU?
431
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:56,083
- WELL... MY NAME IS TOM SMITH.
432
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,583
40 YEARS AGO, I WAS
A TOUR GUIDE HERE
433
00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,083
AT THE HOUSE OF TOMORROW.
434
00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:03,875
THEN ON AN AVERAGE PARTLY-CLOUDY
DAY OF NO REAL SIGNIFICANCE,
435
00:19:03,958 --> 00:19:05,917
WHILE I WAS BEING ADORED
BY GORGEOUS WOMEN...
436
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:10,000
YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE GIRLS DIG GUYS
WHO WEAR SASSY CAT COSTUMES...
437
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,102
[CHUCKLES]
438
00:19:11,126 --> 00:19:14,125
- GRIM, LET ME BORROW
YOUR SCYTHE REAL QUICK.
439
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:15,417
- OK! OK! OK!
440
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:20,042
THERE... THERE WAS THIS SMALL,
VERY OBNOXIOUS BOY, WHO...
441
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:22,018
COME TO THINK OF IT, KIND OF
LOOKS LIKE YOUR FRIEND HERE...
442
00:19:22,042 --> 00:19:24,375
WHO ANGERED THE
MASTER CONTROL COMPUTER
443
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:27,375
WITH HIS CONSTANT BARRAGE
OF STUPID QUESTIONS.
444
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,917
SICKENED WITH HUMANITY,
445
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,042
MASTER CONTROL
ORDERED ALL THE ROBOTS
446
00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:33,667
TO START ATTACKING PEOPLE.
447
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,333
THE PARK OFFICIALS RETALIATED...
448
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:38,833
DRIVING THE ROBOTS BACK
INTO THE HOUSE OF TOMORROW...
449
00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:43,083
LEAVING ME TRAPPED
HERE EVER SINCE.
450
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,417
- HOW DID YOU EAT, TOM?
451
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:49,417
- WELL, BILLY, I
LIVED OFF OF THESE.
452
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:53,625
- SASSY CAT CRUDCAKES!
453
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:56,000
- THESE THINGS NEVER GO STALE.
454
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:58,000
YOU GUYS HAD BETTER
GET USED TO THESE,
455
00:19:58,083 --> 00:19:59,583
'CAUSE THERE'S NO ESCAPING.
456
00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:02,042
YOU'RE GONNA BE
TRAPPED HERE FOREVER...
457
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,144
JUST LIKE ME!
458
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:05,000
- THEN WHAT'S THAT?
459
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:08,792
- UM...
- I'll BE SEEING YOU.
460
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,292
- WAIT!
461
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,417
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT!
462
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,750
YOU'LL GET BLASTED
TO BITS BY THE ROBOTS!
463
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:30,375
SHE MADE IT!
464
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:31,750
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
465
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:34,208
- MANDY, LOOK OUT!
466
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:40,875
- OH, SHE'S A GONER!
467
00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:44,583
- I'D LIKE TO SAY IT
WAS NICE KNOWING HER.
468
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:45,875
- HELP.
469
00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,833
WHAT EVER SHALL I DO?
470
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,144
- WOW.
471
00:20:55,168 --> 00:20:56,708
SHE'S BAD.
472
00:20:56,792 --> 00:20:58,583
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
473
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,958
- COME ON, YOU DWEEBS.
474
00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:09,167
- YOU KNOW, BILLY?
475
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:10,000
- YEAH, TOM?
476
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,625
- AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT IT,
477
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:13,042
I'M GONNA MISS THIS OLD PLACE.
478
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,417
AFTER 40 YEARS OF
BEING TRAPPED HERE,
479
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,583
IT KIND OF GREW ON ME.
480
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:17,667
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
481
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:18,625
- UM, NOT REALLY.
482
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:19,708
- THE DAILY BEATINGS,
483
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:21,958
EATING SASSY CAT
CRUDCAKES TILL YOU PUKE,
484
00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:24,083
AND EVEN HAVING TO USE
485
00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:27,083
YOUR OWN SASSY CAT
COSTUME AS A TOILET.
486
00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:27,958
OH!
487
00:21:28,042 --> 00:21:30,292
I'M GONNA MISS IT ALL!
488
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,375
- HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
489
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,000
AN UNPLUGGED PLUG?
490
00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:37,083
AS GRIM ALWAYS TOLD ME:
491
00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:40,167
NEVER LEAVE AN
UNPLUGGED PLUG UNPLUGGED.
492
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:43,083
[WHISTLING]
493
00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:45,667
[MUSIC PLAYS]
494
00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:48,083
- WELL, TIME TO GO.
495
00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:50,833
HASTA LA VISTA,
BA... WHAT THE...
496
00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:52,208
WHO SHUT THIS DOOR?!
497
00:21:52,292 --> 00:21:53,417
LET ME OUT!
498
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,000
PLEASE!
499
00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:56,708
- WHAT'S WRONG, TOM?
500
00:21:56,792 --> 00:22:01,042
YOU'RE NOT TRYING
TO LEAVE US, ARE YOU?
501
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,500
- NO! NO!
502
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,708
STAY BACK! STAY BACK!
503
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,250
[SCREAMING]
504
00:22:21,042 --> 00:22:23,625
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
505
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:28,208
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org...
506
00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:39,583
- [BACK MASKING]
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