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SCHOOL CLUB RECRUITMENT DAY IS DA BOMB. 15 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:26,833 - PICKING A CLUB TO JOIN IS LIKE PICKING A BOOGER. 16 00:01:26,917 --> 00:01:28,625 EVERYONE IS A WINNER. 17 00:01:28,708 --> 00:01:32,083 - I'M GONNA JOIN THE MACRAME CLUB, YO. 18 00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:33,208 - WHAT'S MAGGOT MACE? 19 00:01:33,292 --> 00:01:37,250 - MACRAME IS THE FINE ART OF CREATING COARSE LACEWORK 20 00:01:37,333 --> 00:01:41,208 BY WEAVING AND KNOTTING CORDS INTO A PATTERN. 21 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:46,125 I'M DOING IT TO MEET THE CHICKS! 22 00:01:46,208 --> 00:01:50,042 - CHICKS? I LOVES CHICKS! 23 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:52,917 [CHICKS CHIRPING] 24 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,917 [HOEDOWN MUSIC PLAYING] 25 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:09,958 [CHIRPING STOPS, MUSIC CONTINUES] 26 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,125 MANDY? IRWIN? 27 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:23,250 HEY, KID! 28 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:25,976 DID YOU SEE WHERE MY FRIENDS WENT? 29 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,917 OH! 30 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:32,167 "JR. C.I... A!" 31 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:33,250 HOW DO I JOIN? 32 00:02:33,292 --> 00:02:34,042 - THAT'S CLASSIFIED. 33 00:02:34,125 --> 00:02:35,625 - WELL, WHAT WOULD I GET TO DO? 34 00:02:35,708 --> 00:02:36,875 - THAT'S CLASSIFIED. 35 00:02:36,958 --> 00:02:39,333 - WELL, DO YOU AT LEAST SERVE GOOD REFRESHMENT? 36 00:02:39,417 --> 00:02:42,417 - HE KNOWS TOO MUCH. SEND IN THE CLEANERS. 37 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:46,042 [GEIGER COUNTER CRACKLING] 38 00:02:49,042 --> 00:02:51,125 MOVE ALONG. NOTHING TO SEE HERE. 39 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:53,250 - SO, YOU THINK I GOT WHAT IT TAKES? 40 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:58,750 - YOU SURE DO. WELCOME TO THE FUTURE PLUMBERS OF AMERICA. 41 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:02,333 - WANT TO JOIN THE ALPACA FARMERS CLUB? 42 00:03:02,417 --> 00:03:06,000 YOU'LL GET USED TO THE SMELL. 43 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:08,542 NOT REALLY. 44 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:13,625 - HMM. CURIOUS. 45 00:03:14,833 --> 00:03:15,833 - [ALL HISSING] 46 00:03:15,917 --> 00:03:19,018 - CLOSE THE CURTAIN! CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT! 47 00:03:19,042 --> 00:03:20,976 NO, WAIT! COME BACK! 48 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,000 DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF A CLUB THIS IS? 49 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:26,250 - WHAT KIND OF A CLUB IS IT? 50 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:30,000 - IT IS A SECRET CLUB. 51 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:31,542 NO, WAIT! COME BACK! 52 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:34,708 DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO JOIN? 53 00:03:34,792 --> 00:03:36,542 - OK, HOW DO I JOIN? 54 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:38,875 - NO ONE JOINS. 55 00:03:38,958 --> 00:03:40,750 NO, WAIT! COME BACK! 56 00:03:40,833 --> 00:03:44,625 YOU CAN JOIN IF YOU CAN ANSWER THIS RIDDLE: 57 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:46,976 WHAT IS... WAIT! COME BACK! 58 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:52,667 YOU CAN JOIN IF YOU FIRST PROVE YOURSELF BY... 59 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:54,042 OK, YOU'RE IN. 60 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:57,083 - WHAT KIND OF STUPID CLUB IS THIS ANYWAY? 61 00:03:57,167 --> 00:04:01,625 - WE ARE NONE OTHER THAN THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB. 62 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:05,292 [SNAKE CHARMER MUSIC PLAYING] 63 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:07,375 - SECRET SNAKE CLUB, HUH? 64 00:04:07,458 --> 00:04:11,000 WELL, I GUESS IT BEATS THE CABBAGE CLUB. 65 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:15,750 - AH, NO ONE WANTS TO JOIN THE CABBAGE CLUB. 66 00:04:21,667 --> 00:04:26,667 - SO, DO YOU LIKE OUR SECRET LAIR? 67 00:04:30,167 --> 00:04:31,583 - YEP. IT'S A BASEMENT. 68 00:04:31,667 --> 00:04:33,587 - YEAH, I WANTED TO PUT UP SOME COOL DECORATIONS, 69 00:04:33,625 --> 00:04:38,667 BUT MY MOM WON'T LET ME 'CAUSE GRANDMA LIVES DOWN HERE. 70 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:43,708 - WE'VE NEVER HAD A G-GIRL DOWN HERE BEFORE. 71 00:04:43,792 --> 00:04:45,875 - Y-YOU ARE A GIRL, AREN'T YOU? 72 00:04:45,958 --> 00:04:48,708 - I'M OUT OF HERE. - NO, WAIT! 73 00:04:48,792 --> 00:04:52,458 PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO SOME FORBIDDEN SNAKE SNACKS. 74 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:56,000 YES, FORBIDDEN, LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS CLUB. 75 00:04:56,083 --> 00:05:00,083 THE RECIPE IS A CAREFULLY GUARDED, DARK SECRET. 76 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:04,000 - ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST RICE CRUNCHIES MIXED WITH MARSHMALLOWS AND BUTTER. 77 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:05,083 - OH, THAT IS JUST GREAT! 78 00:05:05,167 --> 00:05:08,417 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE AWAY ALL OF OUR DARK SECRETS? 79 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,083 - SHUT UP! - NO, YOU SHUT UP! 80 00:05:10,167 --> 00:05:16,917 - NO, YOU SHUT UP! - NO, YOU SHUT UP! 81 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,101 - WELL, I'M NOT GONNA SHUT UP! 82 00:05:18,125 --> 00:05:21,375 - WELL, I AM NOT GOING TO, EITHER. 83 00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:24,667 MANDY, I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR JEROME HERE. 84 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:27,083 - HEY! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE MY REAL NAME! 85 00:05:27,167 --> 00:05:31,083 WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING COOL CODE NAMES IF WE'RE NOT EVEN GONNA USE 'EM? 86 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:36,042 - OH, YEAH. I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT WE ALL GET SECRET CODE NAMES. 87 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:36,917 - WOW. 88 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,375 - THIS IS VIPER. HE'S LEVEL 8. 89 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:44,976 THIS IS KING COBRA. HE IS LEVEL 7. 90 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,208 AND I AM KNOWN AS WIGGLY. 91 00:05:48,292 --> 00:05:50,500 I AM LEVEL 20. 92 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:51,917 - WIGGLY? 93 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,125 YOUR CODE NAME IS WIGGLY? 94 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:55,476 - WELL, ACTUALLY, IT IS SHORT FOR... 95 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:58,792 - SAY, MAN, HOW COME YOU'RE LEVEL 20 AND I'M ONLY LEVEL 8? 96 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:01,167 I'VE BEEN IN THIS CLUB AS LONG AS YOU HAVE! 97 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:04,018 - BECAUSE, JEROME... VIPER, 98 00:06:04,042 --> 00:06:06,083 THIS IS THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB. 99 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:09,875 AND SINCE I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO ACTUALLY OWNS A SNAKE, 100 00:06:09,958 --> 00:06:11,125 I LEVEL UP FASTER. 101 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:14,083 - [SCOFFS] YEAH, BUT OUR MEETINGS ARE ALWAYS AT MY HOUSE, 102 00:06:14,167 --> 00:06:16,101 AND I SPENT TWO HOURS MAKING THOSE CRUNCHY TREATS! 103 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:22,083 - BUT THIS ISN'T THE SECRET BASEMENT AND CRUNCHY TREATS CLUB, NOW, IS IT? 104 00:06:22,167 --> 00:06:23,208 - SHUT UP. - YOU SHUT UP. 105 00:06:23,292 --> 00:06:26,000 - NO, YOU SHUT UP. - NO, YOU SHUT UP. 106 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:27,559 - SHUT UP, SHUT UP. - NO, YOU SHUT UP, SHUT UP. 107 00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:29,018 - SHUT UP, SHUT UP! - SHUT UP, SHUT UP. 108 00:06:29,042 --> 00:06:30,434 - NO, YOU SHUT UP. - NO, YOU SHUT UP. 109 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:34,667 - SHUT UP. - SHUT UP. - SHUT UP! 110 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:38,000 - NO, YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE. 111 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:44,375 - SO, YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR ORGANIZATION. 112 00:06:44,458 --> 00:06:46,102 - WHAT ORGANIZATION? 113 00:06:46,126 --> 00:06:48,292 - THE C.I.A. 114 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:51,018 - J, K, I, M, N, O, P! 115 00:06:51,042 --> 00:06:52,333 - WAIT. WHAT? 116 00:06:52,417 --> 00:06:54,000 - Q, R, S, P, U, T! 117 00:06:54,083 --> 00:06:59,292 ♪ NOW I KNOW MY ABCs, NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SING WITH ME? ♪ 118 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:02,417 - DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO JOIN US? 119 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:05,000 - I HAVE A RASH ON MY BUTT. 120 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,542 - O... K. 121 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:12,167 - MY MOM SAYS NOT TO TOUCH IT, BUT I TOUCH IT ANYWAY. 122 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,976 PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOM. 123 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,458 - UH, SURE. 124 00:07:15,542 --> 00:07:16,542 - ARE YOU INVISIBLE? 125 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:19,018 - NO, BILLY, I'M IN A DIFFERENT ROOM. 126 00:07:19,042 --> 00:07:20,250 - THE BATHROOM? 127 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:24,250 - BILLY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IF WE WIPED YOUR MIND 128 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:27,875 AND TURNED YOU INTO A COVERT WARRIOR? 129 00:07:27,958 --> 00:07:29,750 - I LIKE FRENCH FRIES! 130 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:30,667 - HE'S PERFECT. 131 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,375 WHAT THE... HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE? 132 00:07:32,458 --> 00:07:35,458 SOMEONE IS SO FIRED OVER THIS! 133 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,875 - YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS IS A GOOD CARD. 134 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,667 - YEAH. IT HAS GOT 60 HIT POINTS AND... 135 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:42,125 - HEY, NERD BURGLARS, 136 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:43,917 I'VE BEEN HERE 3 HOURS NOW 137 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:48,708 AND I'VE STILL YET TO SEE ANYTHING THAT LOOKS AT ALL LIKE A REAL SNAKE. 138 00:07:48,792 --> 00:07:52,875 - MY CRUNCHY TREATS LOOK LIKE SNAKES. 139 00:07:52,958 --> 00:07:57,333 - NO, YOUR CRUNCHY TREATS LOOK LIKE POO. 140 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:02,792 - PATIENCE, MANDY. ALL WILL BE REVEALED SOON. 141 00:08:02,875 --> 00:08:07,583 SEE, WE ARE A SECRET CLUB BECAUSE OF OUR AGENDA. 142 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:09,042 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 143 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:11,458 IT IS A DARK AGENDA. 144 00:08:11,542 --> 00:08:13,125 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 145 00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:15,958 IT IS AN AGENDA... [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 146 00:08:16,042 --> 00:08:19,292 SOME OTHER CLUBS MAY NOT AGREE WITH. 147 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:21,500 - HEY! I WANT TO TRY THAT! 148 00:08:21,583 --> 00:08:22,333 AGENDA! 149 00:08:22,417 --> 00:08:24,667 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 150 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,083 NICE. 151 00:08:26,167 --> 00:08:29,083 - MANDY, YOU MAY FIND THIS HARD TO BELIEVE, 152 00:08:29,167 --> 00:08:33,583 BUT WE ARE NOT WHAT YOU'D CALL "POPULAR." 153 00:08:33,667 --> 00:08:34,875 YES, I KNOW. SHOCKING. 154 00:08:34,958 --> 00:08:38,125 DAILY, WE MUST ENDURE ALL MANNER OF TEASING: 155 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:42,375 WEDGIES, NOOGIES, SWIRLIES. 156 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:43,583 - AGENDA. 157 00:08:43,667 --> 00:08:45,208 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 158 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:46,185 - STOP IT! 159 00:08:46,209 --> 00:08:47,458 OK, NEW CLUB RULE. 160 00:08:47,542 --> 00:08:51,583 FROM NOW ON, I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAY THE WORD "AGENDA." 161 00:08:51,667 --> 00:08:53,125 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 162 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:55,542 YOU GOT THAT? NOW, WHERE WAS I? 163 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:58,042 GREAT! NOW I HAVE LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! 164 00:08:58,125 --> 00:08:59,375 THANKS A LOT, VIPER! LET'S SEE. 165 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:03,833 I COVERED CODE NAMES, DARK AGENDA, WEDGIES, CRUNCHY TREATS. 166 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:08,917 - MACRAME CLUB HAS GOT TO BE MORE FUN THAN THIS. 167 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,750 - IRWIN, LOOK AT THE POT HOLDER I MADE. 168 00:09:12,833 --> 00:09:13,917 [GIGGLING] 169 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:18,417 - EXCELLENT WORK, CAROL, BUT CHECK THIS, YO. 170 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,625 - [GASPS] OH, IRWIN! 171 00:09:22,708 --> 00:09:26,000 THAT'S AMAZING! [GIGGLES] 172 00:09:26,083 --> 00:09:28,292 - I AM A MACRAME GOD. 173 00:09:28,375 --> 00:09:33,458 WORSHIP ME. WORSHIP ME! 174 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,333 - I TAKE THAT BACK. 175 00:09:41,167 --> 00:09:42,042 - OH, WAIT. I REMEMBER NOW. 176 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:44,333 I WAS EXPLAINING THE WHOLE SNAKE CONNECTION. 177 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:51,500 THE STORY GOES BACK HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS. 178 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:55,500 KING COBRA, IF YOU WILL. 179 00:09:56,417 --> 00:09:59,458 [PLAYING SLOW TUNE] 180 00:09:59,542 --> 00:10:05,875 [AS BOB DYLAN] - ♪ IN A TIME FORGOTTEN LONG AGO ♪ 181 00:10:05,958 --> 00:10:10,750 ♪ A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE MOVED ALL SLOW ♪ 182 00:10:10,833 --> 00:10:15,625 ♪ AND THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS A TV SHOW ♪ 183 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:19,833 ♪ THAT'S WHERE WE'LL GO 184 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:28,125 ♪ OH, IN THE ANCIENT JUNGLES OF CANADA, SEE? ♪ 185 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:33,018 ♪ NERDS ROMPED WILD, ROAMED STRONG AND FREE ♪ 186 00:10:33,042 --> 00:10:38,125 ♪ AND SPENT THEIR DAYS DRINKING HERBAL TEA ♪ 187 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:41,125 ♪ AND THEY WERE HAPPY 188 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:46,042 ♪ BECAUSE SOMEONE PROTECTED THEM WITH PRIDE ♪ 189 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:50,500 ♪ HE MADE THE BULLIES RUN AND HIDE ♪ 190 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:55,875 ♪ OH, THEY'D WIND UP ON HIS INSIDE, OH, WHAT A RIDE ♪ 191 00:10:55,958 --> 00:11:01,250 ♪ AND HIS NAME WAS THE GREAT SNAKE SHNISSUGAH ♪ 192 00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:06,000 ♪ NO ONE COULD MISTAKE SHNISSUGAH ♪ 193 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,208 ♪ HIS HOUSE WAS NEAR LAKE... 194 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:11,625 - ONTARIO. - ♪ SHNISSUGAH 195 00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:16,125 ♪ CHILDREN SING SHNISSUGAH 196 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:19,208 ♪ ONE DAY SOON, HE'LL COME BACK AGAIN ♪ 197 00:11:19,292 --> 00:11:21,667 ♪ TO THIS WORLD OF NERD-HATING MEN ♪ 198 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:27,667 ♪ AND TIME NOW WILL BE LIKE TIME THEN TIMES TEN ♪ 199 00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:32,708 - SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD, DON'T YOU THINK? 200 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,375 WE'VE GOT A DEMO TAPE IF YOU WANT TO PLAY IT FOR YOUR FRIENDS. 201 00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:39,125 - WAIT. YOU'RE TELLING ME THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS STUPID CLUB... 202 00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:42,250 - IS TO RESURRECT AN ANCIENT SNAKE CREATURE 203 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:45,750 AND MAKE HIM EAT THE COOL KIDS, YES. 204 00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:48,083 - AND JUST HOW DO YOU PROPOSE TO DO THAT? 205 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:52,667 - WELL, WE HAVE ASSEMBLED ALL THE NECESSARY MATERIALS FOR HIS ARRIVAL: 206 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:56,083 A GIANT HEAT LAMP, SOME CRICKET PATE... 207 00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:58,083 [CRICKET CHIRPING] 208 00:11:58,167 --> 00:12:01,500 AND A 2-GIGAHERTZ SLENTIUM PC WITH DVD-R DRIVE. 209 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:07,708 THE ONLY PIECE WE ARE HAVING A HARD TIME FINDING IS THE POWER OF THE UNDERWORLD. 210 00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:11,667 I MEAN, WHERE ARE WE GOING TO FIND THAT? 211 00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:15,208 - OK, WE'VE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THESE LIVING CONDITIONS. 212 00:12:15,292 --> 00:12:17,583 WHEN AM I GETTING A REAL ROOM TO STAY IN? 213 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,958 I HATE IT OUT HERE! IT'S TOO HOT! 214 00:12:20,042 --> 00:12:21,917 AIN'T NO RUNNING WATER... [MACHINE GUN FIRE] 215 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:26,292 AND THE STUPID RED BARON KEEPS FLYING BY AND SHOOTING AT ME. 216 00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:27,667 HMMPH! 217 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:32,000 HEY, WHY ARE THEM NERDS STANDING BEHIND YOU? 218 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:34,125 WHY AM I DOING THIS AGAIN? 219 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:36,958 - TO BRING ABOUT THE SECOND COMING OF SCHNISSI... 220 00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:40,208 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THE BIG CANADIAN DIRT SNAKE. 221 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,667 BUT WHY AM I DOING THIS? 222 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:46,000 - BECAUSE I RENTED YOU OUT TO THESE DORKS FOR $20 AN HOUR. 223 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:47,333 NOW GET BACK TO WORK. 224 00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:50,167 - THIS IS SO EXCITING! ALL OUR DREAMS ARE ABOUT TO COME TRUE! 225 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:55,292 - YES, COMBINING THE POWER OF THE INTERNET AND THE UNDERWORLD. 226 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,917 - HEY, LOOK, YOU MIND NOT BREATHING ALL OVER ME, MAN? 227 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,208 I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE. 228 00:13:02,292 --> 00:13:07,875 - OK, SO NOW GO TO WWW.SHNISSUGAH.COM. 229 00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:13,976 - WHEW. KID NEVER HEARD OF MOUTHWASH. IS THIS THE WEB SITE? 230 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,417 - NO, YOU TYPED IT WRONG. THERE ARE TWO S's... 231 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,958 - WHOA! - [MONKEY SCREECHING] 232 00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:22,500 HEY, NOW, DON'T LOOK AT THIS! THIS ISN'T FOR CHILDREN TO SEE. 233 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:24,875 I'D BETTER CLOSE THIS WINDOW. 234 00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:26,083 [SCREECHING STOPS] 235 00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:28,042 STUPID COMPUTER FROZE UP. 236 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:31,833 HANG ON. I'll REBOOT. 237 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,875 THIS IS PROBABLY GOING TO TAKE A MINUTE. 238 00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:40,708 [COMPUTER DIALING UP] 239 00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:50,250 STILL JUST LOADING UP. 240 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:55,292 OK, GOOD. NOW WE... 241 00:13:56,542 --> 00:14:01,042 OH, WAIT. IT'S NOT DONE YET. 242 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:05,875 [SIGHS] SO, UH, ANYONE SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES LATELY? 243 00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:09,000 - JUST LAST WEEKEND I SAW... - OH, WAIT! IT'S READY NOW. 244 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:12,292 [SNAKE CHARMER MUSIC PLAYING] 245 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:18,125 OK, GOOD. HERE WE... OH, GIVE ME A BREAK! 246 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,000 THING FROZE UP AGAIN! 247 00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:24,792 - THIS ALMOST MAKES ME WISH BILLY WAS HERE. 248 00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:29,792 - YOU C.I.A. JERKS AIN'T NEVER GONNA CATCH ME. 249 00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,833 [LAUGHING] 250 00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:36,417 - LEAKY COLLON, YOU ARE WANTED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT. 251 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,542 PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY. 252 00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:39,792 - NO! 253 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:42,958 - DARN IT! THAT USUALLY WORKS. 254 00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:57,375 [CRASH] 255 00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:59,167 [MEN SHOUTING] 256 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,250 - HA HA HA HA! 257 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,875 NO ONE CAN STOP LEAKY COLLON. SAY WHAT? 258 00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:09,708 - LEAKY COLLON, IT'S TIME TO STOP RUNNING! 259 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,125 - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY UNIBROW? 260 00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:16,042 WITHOUT IT, I AM POWERLESS! 261 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:18,000 AAAH! 262 00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:23,000 OUCH. 263 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:34,208 [SHIP'S HORN BLOWING] 264 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:53,208 - LOOKS LIKE A MESSY END FOR LEAKY COLLON, 265 00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:58,018 BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T EAT ALL YOUR VEGETABLES. 266 00:15:58,042 --> 00:15:59,708 - GOOD WORK, JUNIOR AGENT BILLY. 267 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,333 HERE'S YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT. 268 00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:05,625 APPARENTLY IT'S SOME SICK CULT OPERATING UNDER THE GUISE OF A SCHOOL CLUB. 269 00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:08,708 THEY'RE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. 270 00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:13,042 - LET'S GO SPREAD SOME FREEDOM. 271 00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:17,125 - IT'S HALFWAY DONE REBOOTING NOW. 272 00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:19,250 - WELL, I'M OFFICIALLY BORED TO TEARS. 273 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:24,208 I'll LET YOU ROTODORKS FINISH ON YOUR OWN. 274 00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:31,750 - NO, MANDY, I DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE GOING ANYWHERE. 275 00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:37,667 SEE, ONCE SOMEONE JOINS THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB... 276 00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,875 THEY CAN NEVER UNJOIN! 277 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,875 - IS "UNJOIN" EVEN A REAL WORD? 278 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,061 - WHO CARES? SHE UNDERSTOOD WHAT I MEANT! 279 00:16:45,085 --> 00:16:47,042 - DON'T YELL AT ME. - WELL, THEN, SHUT UP! 280 00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:49,083 - NO, YOU SHUT UP! - NO, YOU SHUT UP! 281 00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:51,042 - YOU SHUT UP! - NO, YOU SHUT UP! 282 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:54,042 - SHUT UP! - HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH SHUT UP? 283 00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:57,667 NOW, SOMEONE TELL CAPTAIN OAF BAG HERE TO MOVE IT, 284 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,542 OR I'M GONNA CRUMPLE HIM LIKE A PAPER SACK. 285 00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,083 - IDLE THREATS, MANDY. 286 00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:07,125 I THINK IT'S TIME YOU MET WIGGLY, JR. 287 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,583 [SNAKE HISSES] 288 00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:14,042 - OH, PLEASE. THAT'S JUST A LITTLE GARDEN SNAKE. 289 00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:20,792 - ALL SHALL SUCCUMB TO THE POWER OF THE SNAKE! 290 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,208 - GRIM, UNTIE ME, NOW! 291 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,500 - SORRY, MANDY. I'M ON THE CLOCK. 292 00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,042 HEY, IT'S READY! 293 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:29,976 OK. LET ME JUST ENTER THE CODE... 294 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,375 "EXTREME DORK LOSERS." 295 00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:36,583 SCYTHE. 296 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:43,917 - IT'S WORKING! IT'S REALLY WORKING! 297 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,833 - YAY. 298 00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:55,125 - YES! 299 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,250 COME, LORD SHNISSUGAH! 300 00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,875 COME AND MAKE US KINGS! 301 00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:00,875 [DOOR OPENS] 302 00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:04,125 - YOU SICKOS ARE IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE. 303 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,958 - [GASPS] THE C.I.A. IS ON TO US! 304 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,018 RUN, GIRLS! 305 00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:09,500 [GIRLS SCREAMING] 306 00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:13,375 YOU AIN'T GETTING JACK ON ME, YO! 307 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,000 - NO! LET HIM GO. 308 00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:20,167 HE SEEMS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS CLASSROOM IS ON THE THIRD FLOOR. 309 00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:25,000 WELL, WELL, WELL, HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN. 310 00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:29,333 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, IRWIN, A.K.A. JIMMY THE JACKAL, 311 00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:33,458 A.K.A. MR. MAGIC MUTTON CHOPS, A.K.A. DEBBIE? 312 00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:36,375 SO, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD THREATEN THE WORLD POT HOLDER MARKET 313 00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:38,809 WITH YOUR QUALITY HANDMADE MACRAME POT HOLDERS, RAISING ENOUGH MONEY 314 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:42,083 TO BUY YOUR OWN SPACE LASER AND POINT IT AT PEOPLE'S EYES, CAUSING RETINAL DAMAGE 315 00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:44,292 SO EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES JUST LIKE YOU! 316 00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:47,167 [DRAWS A DEEP BREATH] BUT YOU FAILED. 317 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,583 - HOW DID YOU KNOW? 318 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:51,792 - WE HAD SOMEONE ON THE INSIDE. 319 00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:52,917 - TAMMY? 320 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,042 BUT... BUT I WAS GONNA ASK YOU OUT NEXT WEEK. 321 00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,292 - GAG ME WITH A SPOON. 322 00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,000 LIKE I WOULD HAVE GONE OUT WITH YOU. 323 00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:03,708 - ALL RIGHT, BOYS! DRAG HIM AWAY FOR DEPROGRAMMING. 324 00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:05,000 - THIS ISN'T RIGHT! 325 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:09,250 THIS EPISODE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT SNAKE NERDS! 326 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:12,833 SNAKE NERDS! 327 00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:13,976 - YES! 328 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,125 COME, LORD SHNISSUGAH! 329 00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:18,500 COME AND MAKE US KINGS! 330 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:19,583 [DOOR OPENS] 331 00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:22,144 - YOU GUYS ARE MAKING A MESS DOWN HERE! 332 00:19:22,168 --> 00:19:25,292 - PETER! THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME! 333 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:29,083 - WELL, I'M STILL TELLING MOM! 334 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:34,042 - HE'S EMERGING FROM THE VORTEX! 335 00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,000 - HEY, SHNISSUGAH. 336 00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:41,934 [LISPING] - HEY, GRIM. WHAT'S... WHAT'S... HOW YOU BEEN? 337 00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:47,083 - OH, YOU KNOW, FORCED INTO FRIENDSHIP WITH A DUMB KID AND A MEAN KID. 338 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:47,917 AND YOU? 339 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,083 - SHEESH. NOT SO GOOD. 340 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:52,375 TRAVELING THROUGH THE INTERNET ALWAYS MAKES ME NAUSEOUS. 341 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,125 YOU GOT ANY BICARBONATE OF SODA AROUND HERE? 342 00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:56,750 - THAT'S SHNISSUGAH? 343 00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:59,917 BUT HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE, 8 KILOMETERS LONG! 344 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,708 - ACTUALLY, IT'S 8 CENTIMETERS. 345 00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:04,541 SOMETIMES, WITH THOSE METRIC PREFIXES, THERE 346 00:20:04,553 --> 00:20:07,125 TENDS TO BE A LITTLE... HEH... CONFUSION. 347 00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:10,667 - WELL, ARE YOU AT LEAST GONNA EAT ALL THE COOL KIDS? 348 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,500 - WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY IN THE HEAD? 349 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:15,042 COOL KIDS ARE FULL OF TRANS-FATTY ACIDS. 350 00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,375 DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD DO TO MY INDIGESTION? 351 00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:22,042 BUT I GUESS I COULD MAYBE, YOU KNOW, LIKE, BITE THEM ON THE BIG TOE IF YOU WANT. 352 00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,583 - WHAT GOOD WOULD THAT DO? 353 00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:26,417 - WELL, IT WOULD MAKE IT VERY UNCOMFORTABLE TO WALK AROUND. 354 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,500 SAY, THERE AREN'T ANY CATS RUNNING AROUND HERE, ARE THERE? 355 00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:34,250 BECAUSE I'M REALLY, REALLY ALLERGIC TO CATS. 356 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:38,458 OH, NO! THAT POOR GIRL, ALL TIED UP! 357 00:20:38,542 --> 00:20:40,042 WAIT. THAT IS A GIRL, RIGHT? 358 00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:45,333 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? UNTIE HER RIGHT NOW! 359 00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:47,917 SHAME ON YOU NERDS! 360 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,917 YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE HARASS YOU. 361 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:54,042 WHY WOULD YOU DO IT TO OTHERS, ESPECIALLY A GIRL? 362 00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,708 YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME. 363 00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:57,542 - YEAH, YOU DISGUST ME, TOO. 364 00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:00,042 YOU'RE ALL OLD ENOUGH, SO WEAR SOME DEODORANT! 365 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:03,061 I'VE BEEN TRYING NOT TO VOMIT IN ME OWN MOUTH ALL DAY! 366 00:21:03,085 --> 00:21:06,625 - LISTEN, GRIM, I GOT TO RUN. I'VE GOT A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT. 367 00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:08,792 THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO RUN SOME TESTS. 368 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:13,125 I... I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 369 00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:17,042 - OUR WORLD HAS CRUMBLED. 370 00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,167 - COMPLETELY. 371 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,500 - HEY, HAVE FUN, GUYS. 372 00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,500 HA HA HA HA HA! 373 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,833 - "HAVE FUN"? WITH WHAT? 374 00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:27,792 OH, NO! 375 00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:30,083 - COVER YOUR EYES, WIGGLY, JR. 376 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:33,250 THIS IS GONNA GET UGLY. 377 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:37,125 [PUNCHES LANDING, BOYS SCREAMING] 378 00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:55,667 [SIGHS] NO ONE WANTS TO JOIN THE CABBAGE CLUB. 379 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,375 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 380 00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:03,208 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org... 381 00:22:04,042 --> 00:22:06,458 [WHISTLING A TUNE] 28467

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