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[LAUGHS]
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- DYING IS EASY. COMEDY IS HARD.
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[DRUMROLL]
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- ARE YOU READY?
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I SAID ARE YOU READY?
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- YES, I AM READY.
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- COME ON. LET'S DO THIS.
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- UH, MOM? THE BATHROOM
IS TALKING TO ME AGAIN.
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SHOULD I GET MY VITAMINS?
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- OH, BILLY! YOUR DAD IS
DOING SOMETHING FOR MOMMY!
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HE'S SHAVING HIS BEARD,
EVEN THOUGH HE HATES TO.
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IT'S WELL WORTH THE EFFORT.
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IT MAKES MOMMY HAPPY.
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- OOH! KINDA LIKE WHEN
MANDY MAKES ME EAT WORMS
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AND MAKES FUN OF
ME FOR EATING THEM?
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- WHY, YES, BILLY. IT'S
THE EXACT SAME THING.
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- SO WATCH YOUR FATHER,
AND LEARN HOW TO BE COOL,
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AND BE LOVED FOR
DOING THINGS YOU HATE.
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- OK!
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- COME ON. YOU CAN DO THIS.
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LET'S GET IT ON!
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HELLO, GERICO. STEEL FRIEND.
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HUH!
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1!
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2!
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STILL STANDING.
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- WOW! HAVING A
BEARD IS SO COOL!
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ALL THE LADIES LOVE ME.
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- STEP FORWARD
WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME.
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- THAT'S THE ONE. THE
ONE WITH THE COOL BEARD.
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- ALL THE LADIES LOVE ME.
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- MMM.
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- ALL THE LADIES LOVE ME!
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- HEY, BOY, TRYING
TO THINK, HUH?
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- NO. I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
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- WHY ARE YOU SHAVING
YOUR BEARD? IT'S COOL!
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- WELL, SON, YOU SEE,
IF I SHAVE MY FACE,
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MOMMY SHAVES HER LEGS.
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- AND NOW THESE MESSAGES.
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BACON-FLAVORED TOOTHPASTE?
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WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY
THINK OF IT BEFORE?
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- THIS TV STINKS.
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- I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY I
COME OVER HERE ANYMORE.
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- ISN'T THIS YOUR HOUSE?
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- DO YOU WANT TO BE COOL?
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DO YOU WANT TO BE RICH?
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WELL, HOW ABOUT HAVING HAIR?
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ANYWHERE YOU
WANT, YOU CAN HAVE IT.
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GET A JUMP ON PUBERTY,
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OR JUST LOOK COOLER
THAN EVER BEFORE.
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[SQUEALS]
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- IT'S AS IF YOU'RE
TALKING DIRECTLY TO ME.
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- SO DON'T WAIT. GO
AND GET SOME NOW.
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- OK, TV.
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AT LAST, THE MOMENT HAS COME
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WHERE I STEP OUT OF THE
SHADOW OF HUMILIATION
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AND INTO THE LIGHT
OF COOLSVILLE.
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[GULPING]
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OH, YEAH!
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TIME TO SHOW OFF MY COOLNESS.
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- HEY, BILLY, WHAT
YOU DOING, MAN?
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- WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
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- YOUR MOTHER. WHO DO YOU THINK?
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- WELL, MOTHER,
WHAT I'M DOING IS
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SHOWING OFF MY NEW BEARD,
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AND I CAN TELL YOU'RE JEALOUS.
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- MM-HMM. YOU BOUGHT
SOME HAIR TONIC, DIDN'T YOU?
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- AND NOW I HAVE A
BEARD. LA-DA-DE-TIN-DA.
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- HERE. LET ME SPICE
THAT UP FOR YOU.
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- STILL JEALOUS, HAIRLESS?
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[SIGHS]
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- THANKS, MOM.
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- BE CAREFUL, BILLY. THIS
STUFF IS REALLY POWERFUL
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AND BLAH BLAH BLAH.
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[LAUGHS]
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- OH, SWEET ELIXIR.
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[GULPING]
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EWW! WOOHOO! TOTAL.
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[LAUGHS]
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READ IT AND WEEP,
JERKFACES. BILLY'S BACK.
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WITH A BEARD!
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[SNIFFS]
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MMM. NOT SURE OF THE
COOLEST STUBBLE YET.
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I SURE HOPE MOM AND
THE TV DIDN'T LIE TO ME.
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YES!
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[MAKING APE SOUNDS]
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I HAVE THE EVOLUTIONARY
FOLLICLE POWER OF A SILVERBACK!
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[MAKES APE SOUND] I'M SO GIDDY.
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LET'S WATCH FROM THE MIRROR.
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OOH, I LIKE THAT STYLE.
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RUGGED BILLY.
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MOUNTAIN BILLY.
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OH, YEAH! HYUK, HILLBILLY!
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OK, BEARD. IT'S TIME TO STOP.
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HALT! OPEN SESAME!
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EH, I'll JUST SHAVE IT OFF.
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WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?
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WAIT. THIS IS THE GREATEST
BEARD IN THE WORLD!
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IT'S LIKE HAVING A BEARD
ON MY HEAD AND MY BODY!
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AND IT FEELS SO...
[MUFFLED SPEECH]
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HACK... AHH... AAH!
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- OH, SWEETIE, ARE YOU
STILL SHAVING IN THERE?
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LET ME SEE HOW...
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[GASPS] SASQUATCH!
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- NO-NO-NO-NO-NO, WAIT!
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- I THOUGHT I TOLD
YOU IT'S OVER.
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WE HAD AN AGREEMENT THAT
YOU WOULD NEVER RETURN.
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AAH!
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SASQUATCH! SASQUATCH!
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STALKER SASQUATCH!
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SASQUATCH! SASQUATCH!
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STALKER SASQUATCH!
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SASQUATCH!
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STALKER SASQUATCH!
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- LOOK. BILLY MUST HAVE
TAKEN TOO MUCH HAIR TONIC.
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- HAIR TONIC? WHAT POSSIBLE
GOOD COULD COME OF THAT?
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I MEAN, WHY NOT USE YOUR POWERS
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FOR SOMETHING THAT'LL
PUT CASH IN OUR POCKET?
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- STALKER SASQUATCH
SIGHTING REPORTED.
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A REWARD HAS BEEN ISSUED
FOR CAPTURE OF THE SASQUATCH.
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CLAIM REWARD AT
CHANNEL 6 NEWS BUILDING.
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- HOW IRONIC.
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BILLY IS USEFUL AFTER ALL.
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LET'S TAG A SASQUATCH
AND GET THAT REWARD.
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[SIREN WAILING]
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OH, MAN. THEY'RE USING
CHUM TO DRAW HIM OUT.
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AND KNOWING HOW
MUCH BILLY LIKES CHUM,
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IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME.
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- SO WE'LL JUST WAIT
UNTIL HE COMES TO US.
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NOW LET'S JUST ENJOY THE SHOW.
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[SCREAMING]
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- G' DAY, MATES.
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MY NAME IS HOSS. HOSS DELGADO.
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AND I'VE JUST RETURNED
FROM AUSTRALIA,
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WHERE I'VE BEEN HUNTING
THE ELUSIVE AND WILY
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VAMPIRE KOALA BEAR.
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STUPID BUT CLEVER.
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AND NOW I GET WORD OF A ROGUE
SASQUATCH LOOSE IN THE AREA.
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HAVE YOU LADIES SEEN ANY
SASQUATCHES AROUND THESE PARTS?
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- THE SASQUATCH IS MINE.
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- DON'T WORRY, LITTLE BOY.
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TELL YOUR GRANNY THERE
WITH THE WALKING STICK
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THAT HOSS DELGADO
IS ON THE CASE.
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I'VE TRACKED THESE
STUPID ANIMALS BEFORE.
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STUPID BUT CLEVER.
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- YES. HE'S VERY STUPID,
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BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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- SHH. QUIET, LITTLE BOY.
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I'M GETTING A FEELING.
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A SASQUATCH IS NEARBY.
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- DON'T CONFUSE
SMELL WITH FEELING.
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- AND SO BEGINS THE HUNT.
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WATCH YOUR STEP, SHOVEL NOSE.
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YOU AND YOUR BONY
PREACHER FRIEND
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WOULDN'T WANT TO
GET IN THE WAY OF
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HOSS AND HIS METHOD.
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- MY METHOD IS ON
LIKE DONKEY KONG.
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- UH, THAT DOOR WASN'T LOCKED.
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- I KNOW.
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- WELL, THERE HE IS.
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LOOK AT HIM. UNDER
THE BED. PATHETIC.
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- HEY, GUYS, ARE YOU
GONNA HIDE HERE, TOO?
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- KIND OF. I NEED TO SHOW
YOU SOMETHING, BILLY.
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IT WON'T TAKE BUT A SECOND.
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- OH, YEAH! THIS IS SO FUN!
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SACK RIDING IS THE BEST!
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YOU TRULY ARE A GOOD FRIEND.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD
HAVE DONE WITHOUT YOU.
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THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST
DAYS I CAN REMEMBER.
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AND YOU'RE THE BEST!
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- THE REWARD, MAN. DON'T
FORGET ABOUT THE REWARD.
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[LAUGHS]
- OH, THE SHARP ROCKS TICKLE.
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IS IT YOUR TURN?
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COOL! ANOTHER SACK!
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- GOTCHA, LITTLE FELLA.
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- HOW CAN THIS DAY GET
ANY BETTER, I ASK YOU.
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RIDING IN SACKS AND GROWING
COOL BEARDS. I TELL YOU.
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HOLY CRUD, A PIRATE!
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THIS DAY CAN GET BETTER!
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- SO YOU'VE LEARNED TO
TALK HUMAN, HAVE YOU?
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WELL, SAVE YOUR PATHETIC
PLEAS FOR THE JURY.
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- CAN YOU SAY "ARRGH"?
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- LISTEN, HOSS. WHAT YOU
HAVE THERE ISN'T A SASQUATCH.
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WHAT YOU HAVE THERE ISN'T AS
FAR UP THE EVOLUTIONARY CHAIN.
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- HA! YOU SOUND JUST
LIKE THOSE ATTORNEYS
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WHO SAID THEY WERE HUMAN.
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I KNOW WHAT'S HUMAN
AND WHAT ISN'T, LITTLE DOG.
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- NORMALLY, I'M ALL FOR THE ABUSE
AND EXPLOITATION OF THE STUPID,
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BUT YOU CAN'T TURN THAT
CREATURE IN FOR THE MONEY.
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- JUST WATCH ME.
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- I CALL SHOTGUN!
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- LISTEN, THAT THING ISN'T
A SASQUATCH. IT'S A BOY.
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- I'VE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH
OF YOUR FACTS AND THEORIES.
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GET IN MY WAY AGAIN,
YOU FISH WOMAN,
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AND THERE WILL BE TROUBLE.
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- FISH WOMAN?
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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- WHAT NOW, FISH WOMAN?
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- TIME FOR SOME
HAIR-RAISING ACTION.
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- WELL, DARLING,
YOUR TRIP IS OVER.
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WHEN WILL YOU SILLY,
LITTLE SASQUATCHES LEARN
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THAT THE CITY IS FOR PEOPLE?
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- WOW. THANKS AGAIN,
MR. PIRATE, FOR THE SACK RIDE.
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SO WHAT'S NEXT?
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- WHAT THE... I THINK
I REMEMBER YOU.
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YOU ARE THAT WILLY NILLY.
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- LISTEN, HOSS. THAT CREATURE
YOU HAVE IS A LITTLE BOY,
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AND HE'S WITH ME.
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- YOU ARE CRAFTY.
I'll GIVE YOU THAT.
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BUT IF YOU STILL
EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE
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THAT THIS ISN'T A SASQUATCH,
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YOU'RE A DIRTY, DIRTY LIAR.
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- DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY.
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YOU WOULDN'T LIKE
ME WHEN I'M ANGRY.
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- AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO ABOUT IT, SIMIAN?
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- THIS. NOW, GRIM.
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- I WARNED YOU, GRANNY.
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YOU OUGHT NOT TO HAVE DONE THAT.
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NOW IT'S SHOWTIME.
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WHAT? WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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I LOOK LIKE ME GRANDMOM!
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[MAKING AIRPLANE SOUNDS]
- TIME TO GO, BILLY.
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- OOH! IS IT YOUR TURN TO FLY
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IN THE MAGIC SACK OF WONDERMENT?
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WOW, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT WAS FOR,
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BUT I SURE LIKED IT.
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THANKS, MOM. YOU'RE THE BEST!
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- I WARNED ALL OF YOU THERE
WAS GOING TO BE TROUBLE.
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WELL, NOW YOU'VE GOT TROUBLE.
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ANY LAST ONE-LINERS
BEFORE I GO APE ON YOU?
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- SMILE FOR THE CAMERA.
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- WHAT?
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00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:10,042
- [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
235
00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,833
- HERE'S YOUR MONEY.
236
00:11:14,917 --> 00:11:17,125
- AAH!
237
00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:18,144
- I'M GONNA MISS HIM.
238
00:11:18,168 --> 00:11:20,667
HEY! ANOTHER
SACK! CAN I RIDE IN IT?
239
00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:23,042
CAN I? CAN I? CAN
I? CAN I? CAN I?
240
00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:26,125
- UH-HUH.
- I CALL SHOTGUN.
241
00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:32,625
YOU SPENT THE REWARD
MONEY ON A NEW TV?
242
00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:35,958
WAH! I WANTED A BABY IGUANA.
243
00:11:36,042 --> 00:11:40,625
- TODAY, CHANNEL 6 NEWS HAS FINALLY
CAPTURED THE ROGUE STALKER SASQUATCH,
244
00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:42,958
WHO APPARENTLY ISN'T
A HAPPY SASQUATCH.
245
00:11:43,042 --> 00:11:45,375
IT IS STILL UNKNOWN
IF IT'S MALE OR FEMALE,
246
00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:47,125
BUT THE SMELL IS HORRIFIC.
247
00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:49,333
- ALL'S WELL THAT
ENDS WELL, MAN.
248
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,000
- AAH! HELP ME!
249
00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:55,083
- HE'S GONE WILD. TAKE HIM DOWN!
250
00:11:57,292 --> 00:12:00,250
- YOU CAN ALWAYS
COUNT ON HOSS DELGADO
251
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:03,000
WHEN THINGS GET HAIRY.
252
00:12:13,958 --> 00:12:16,250
[SCREAMING]
253
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:22,958
[LAUGHING]
254
00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:25,144
- ALL RIGHT, SPERG.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
255
00:12:25,168 --> 00:12:29,083
PUT THE HUMAN YO-YO
DOWN AND GET LOST.
256
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,417
[BARKING]
257
00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:35,000
- SO HOW DO YOU DO IT, MANDY?
258
00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:39,083
HOW DO YOU STAND UP TO
THAT BIG FREAKHEAD SPERG?
259
00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:40,185
I JUST GOTTA KNOW!
260
00:12:40,209 --> 00:12:41,958
- OK, BILLY. HERE IT IS.
261
00:12:42,042 --> 00:12:47,167
- HERE? THE SECRET LOCATION WHERE
YOU REVEAL THE SOURCE OF YOUR BRAVERY?
262
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:51,375
- NO. I MEAN HERE, AS IN
YOUR HOUSE. SEE YOU LATER.
263
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:57,042
- NO, MANDY, WAIT!
I NEED TO KNOW!
264
00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:59,708
- YOU WANT TO KNOW?
- AAH!
265
00:12:59,792 --> 00:13:00,792
WHAT THE... HOW THE...
266
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:01,893
- DO YOU WANT TO KNOW OR WHAT?
267
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:03,184
- YEAH-YEAH-YEAH-YEAH-
YEAH-YEAH-YEAH.
268
00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:04,792
- IT'S ALL ABOUT NERVE, BILLY.
269
00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:07,208
EITHER YOU'VE GOT
IT, OR YOU DON'T.
270
00:13:07,292 --> 00:13:09,083
SEE YOU LATER, AGAIN.
271
00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:15,292
- NERVE. SO THAT'S IT. BOY, I
WISH I HAD MANDY'S NERVE.
272
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:17,458
- BEFORE APPEARING IN
"FINGER PUPPET THEATER,"
273
00:13:17,542 --> 00:13:20,083
THIS ACTOR DROVE A TALKING CAR.
274
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:23,375
- WHO IS THE SEVERED HEAD
OF MARY, QUEEN OF SCOTS?
275
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:24,583
- WHO IS MY GRANDMOTHER?
276
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:28,042
- SEVERED HEAD!
SEVERED HEAD! IDIOT.
277
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:29,625
- HI, GRIM. I NEED A FAVOR.
278
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:32,875
- OOF. BILLY, WHAT
ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
279
00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:34,000
SCARE ME TO ME?
280
00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,393
- I WANT YOU TO SHRINK
ME DOWN TINY SMALL
281
00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:39,208
SO I CAN SNEAK INTO MANDY'S
HEAD AND STEAL HER NERVE.
282
00:13:39,292 --> 00:13:41,958
[LAUGHS]
283
00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:46,167
- I'D ASK IF YOU WERE KIDDING IF I
DIDN'T KNOW HOW DUMB YOU WERE.
284
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,875
NOW GO SMASH YOUR
HEAD AGAINST A WALL
285
00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:50,000
AND LET ME WATCH MY SHOW.
286
00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:54,125
- YOU KNOW, IF I WERE
TO STEAL MANDY'S NERVE,
287
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:58,000
SHE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO
PUSH YOU AROUND EVER AGAIN.
288
00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,625
- EVER AGAIN?
289
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,000
- EVER AGAIN.
290
00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:03,458
[LAUGHS]
291
00:14:11,292 --> 00:14:14,542
ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING, MAN?
292
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:19,125
- OF COURSE! NOW, COME
ON. LET'S GET MOVING.
293
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,125
CANNONBALL!
294
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:26,417
AAH! EWW! YECH!
EWW! [INDISTINCT]
295
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,833
YECH! OOH! THAT WAS CLOSE!
296
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:33,000
I ALMOST FELL INTO ONE OF THOSE
BIG, SLIMY, HOLE-LOOKING THINGIES.
297
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:36,417
AAH! AAH!
298
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,583
- WHAT IS THE HOOVER
DAM? COME ON!
299
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:42,917
- WOW! THERE IT IS!
MANDY'S RAW NERVE.
300
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,917
TIME TO MAKE MY MOVE.
301
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,226
- WHO WERE THE TUSKEGEE AIRMEN?
302
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:51,125
AH, YOU IDIOT. WHAT IS
LACTOSE INTOLERANT?
303
00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:52,083
- EXCUSE ME, MR. NERVE.
304
00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:53,476
- YEAH, YEAH, JUST
PUT IT DOWN, OK?
305
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:56,042
AND, UH, HEY, THERE BETTER
BE AN EGG ROLL THIS TIME.
306
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:57,875
- UH, NO. MR. NERVE?
307
00:14:57,958 --> 00:15:00,875
- HUH? WHO ARE YOU?
HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?
308
00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:01,958
- WELL, MY NAME IS...
309
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,080
- WAIT, WAIT. DON'T TELL ME.
310
00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:04,792
LET ME GUESS. I'M
PSYCHIC THAT WAY.
311
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:06,250
UH, LET'S SEE.
LET ME THINK, NOW.
312
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,083
UH, LET ME GET A
CLOSER LOOK AT YOU.
313
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:11,625
OK, IT'S COMING TO
ME. IT'S COMING TO ME.
314
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:14,167
HOW ABOUT SNOTFACE?
315
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:17,292
- WOW. YOU ARE A RAW NERVE.
316
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,792
- YEAH, WELL, MAYBE I AM.
317
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:21,708
SAY, WHAT YOU DOING DOWN
HERE ANYWAY, SNOTFACE?
318
00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:24,458
- I'M HERE TO STEAL YOU.
319
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:30,208
[LAUGHS]
- YOU WISH, SNOTFACE.
320
00:15:32,042 --> 00:15:34,250
[SNIFFS]
321
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,167
WHAT'S THAT YOU
GOT THERE, SNOTFACE?
322
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:39,417
- A TASTY, DELICIOUS EGG ROLL.
323
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:40,583
[GULPS]
324
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:43,185
IT'S BEEN IN MY POCKET.
IT'S NICE AND WARM.
325
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,583
[GULPS]
- CHICKEN OR SHRIMP?
326
00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:49,042
- COMBO.
- SWEET THIGHS OF APOLLO, SNOTFACE.
327
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:50,667
I'll DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.
328
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,292
- I THOUGHT SO.
329
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:57,208
- OW! WHAT'S GOING
ON? WHO'S THERE?
330
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,917
- WELL, HELLO, MANDY.
YOU LOOK SURPRISED.
331
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,083
WELL, I'VE GOT AN
EVEN BIGGER SURPRISE.
332
00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:06,375
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
BOSS ME AROUND AGAIN.
333
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,917
[LAUGHS]
334
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,083
- UH, A LITTLE HELP HERE, GRIM.
335
00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:18,500
- UH, MY BAD.
336
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:25,000
- BEHOLD, MANDY. YOUR RAW NERVE.
337
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:27,958
- HEY, YOU GOT ANY
POTSTICKERS? WHOA.
338
00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:29,792
OOH!
339
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,917
[GULPS]
- AHH.
340
00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:35,917
- BILLY, IT WORKED. IT WORKED!
341
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,958
NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE TAKE MANDY AND...
342
00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:40,144
- PIPE DOWN, YOU
WALKING WIND CHIME.
343
00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:44,042
YOU TALK WHEN I TELL
YOU TO TALK. YOU FOLLOW?
344
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:44,917
- I FOLLOW.
345
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,042
- GOOD.
346
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:49,208
NOW PUT THAT CAN OPENER
TO USE AND GET US OUT OF HERE.
347
00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:52,208
- UH, AS YOU WISH.
348
00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:02,625
- AAH!
349
00:17:07,917 --> 00:17:09,417
- AAH!
350
00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:15,917
THIS IS INSANE. I
CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS.
351
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,917
I GOT TO GET MY
NERVE BACK. BUT HOW?
352
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,375
AAH!
353
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:25,583
PLEASE, GRIM. LISTEN TO ME.
354
00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:29,083
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME GET
MY NERVE BACK INSIDE MY HEAD.
355
00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:31,000
- NOW, WHY SHOULD I DO THAT?
356
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,875
- GRIM, CAN YOU HONESTLY
SAY YOU'RE MUCH HAPPIER
357
00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:36,333
HAVING BILLY BOSS
YOU AROUND THAN ME?
358
00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:39,292
- WELL...
[LAUGHS]
359
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:42,792
- DON'T LOOK AT ME!
DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME!
360
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:47,333
[LAUGHS] DEEPER!
DIG DEEPER, YOU PIG!
361
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:50,018
[LAUGHS]
362
00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:51,708
OOH-OOH-OOH. YEAH. OH, YEAH.
363
00:17:51,792 --> 00:17:54,292
THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
364
00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:58,125
FORE! [LAUGHS]
365
00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:00,500
- YOU HAVE A POINT, CHILD.
366
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:05,333
- SPERG, I GOTS A
BONE TO PICK WITH YOU.
367
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:10,976
- WELL, IF IT ISN'T OLD... WHA...
- OW!
368
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,833
- THERE'S GONNA BE SOME
CHANGES AROUND HERE, SPERG,
369
00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:17,500
AND AS SOON AS YOU'RE
DONE LOSING YOUR FUDGE,
370
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:21,000
I'M GONNA MAKE THE FIRST ONE.
371
00:18:22,292 --> 00:18:25,375
- COME ON, GRIM.
NOW'S OUR CHANCE.
372
00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,708
GRIM, HURRY!
373
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,000
- OH, I HOPE THIS WORKS, CHILD.
374
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:35,292
- IT HAS TO WORK.
375
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,667
[INHALES]
376
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,083
- AAH!
377
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:45,208
OH, MY GOSH. IT'S TRUE.
378
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:49,042
THE INSIDE OF BILLY'S HEAD IS
TERRIFYINGLY STARK AND EMPTY.
379
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:52,208
LET'S HOPE THAT MAKES IT
EASIER TO FIND MY NERVE.
380
00:18:52,292 --> 00:18:56,292
[AH-CHOO]
381
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:58,083
[SNIFFLING]
382
00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:01,708
[AH-CHOO, AH-CHOO]
BILLY'S BRAIN.
383
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:05,083
IT'S GOT TO KNOW WHERE
THE RAW NERVE IS. [BLOWING]
384
00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:07,708
UH, PARDON ME, BILLY'S BRAIN?
385
00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:09,083
- PLEASE, DON'T HURT ME.
386
00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:13,167
- I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU
COULD HELP ME FIND THE RAW NERVE.
387
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:16,333
- THE RAW NERVE. OH, YEAH.
388
00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:17,577
EVER SINCE THAT GUY MOVED IN,
389
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:20,000
THIS PLACE HAS GONE TO
HECK IN A HAMSTER BOWL.
390
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:22,708
I... I'M TELLING YOU. IT'S
GONE CRAZY IN HERE.
391
00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:26,083
IT'S PARTY, PARTY, PARTY.
ONE PARTY AFTER ANOTHER.
392
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:30,042
IT'S WEARING ME OUT. [BLOWING]
393
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,375
I'll TELL YOU WHERE HE IS,
AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE.
394
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:35,417
TO TAKE THAT CRAZY
MAN WITH YOU. DEAL?
395
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,125
- DEAL.
396
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:39,125
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
397
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,542
[MUSIC STOPS]
398
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:49,083
- HEY! WHAT THE HECK IN A
HAMSTER BOWL IS GOING ON?
399
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:53,625
- UH, YEAH. UH, ME.
400
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:57,708
I'M WHAT'S GOING
ON, AND, UH, I, UH...
401
00:19:57,792 --> 00:20:00,032
- OUT WITH IT, SWEETHEART.
YOU'RE BRINGING DOWN THE ROOM.
402
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:03,875
- UH, I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND,
403
00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:09,375
UH, HMM, GETTING
BACK INSIDE MY HEAD?
404
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,042
- YEAH, SURE. NO PROBLEM.
LET ME GET MY TAPES.
405
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:14,333
- WOW. THAT WAS EASY.
406
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:16,708
- WHAT ARE YOU? NUTS?
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
407
00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:19,167
I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY
LIFE IN THIS AIRPLANE HANGAR
408
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,875
YOUR SNOTFACE
FRIEND CALLS A SKULL,
409
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,500
AND YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING
ELSE? YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT ME.
410
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:28,750
SO WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR
NERVELESS, WIDE-EYED BUTT OUTTA HERE!
411
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,125
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT, WIDE EYES.
412
00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:34,417
GO BACK TO YOUR SKINNY
SIDEKICK AND YOUR SNOTFACE FRIEND
413
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,625
AND KEEP OUT OF MY LIFE!
414
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:41,042
[INAUDIBLE]
415
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,167
WHAT ARE YOU STILL
DOING HERE, WIDE EYES?
416
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,125
UH-OH.
417
00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:53,750
- NOW, YOU LISTEN UP, PAL.
418
00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:55,917
YOU'RE NOT WHAT MAKES ME MANDY.
419
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,059
I DON'T NEED SOME POMPOUS POLYP
420
00:20:57,083 --> 00:21:00,250
TO MAKE ME DARK, FOREBODING,
AND CHARMINGLY CYNICAL.
421
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:01,333
[SUCKING]
422
00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:04,875
I AM WHAT MAKES ME
MANDY. YOU GOT THAT?
423
00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,333
[SUCKING] [POP]
424
00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:10,125
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. BUT WHAT
ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH ME?
425
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,583
- AAH!
426
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:13,833
- MANDY?
427
00:21:13,917 --> 00:21:15,958
- LOOK, BILLY. I GOT
MY NERVE BACK.
428
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:20,250
YOU CAN GO BACK TO BEING
YOUR SPINELESS, WIMPY SELF.
429
00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:23,125
[GROWLING]
430
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:28,417
[SHRIEKING] CAN YOU WALK A
LITTLE SMOOTHER? OUCH! BURN!
431
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,875
- I'M SURE GONNA
MISS OLD SNOTFACE.
432
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:34,333
- WHAT ARE YOU WAITING
FOR? HIT THE ROAD.
433
00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:39,083
- BUT I... I... I GOT
NOWHERE ELSE TO GO.
434
00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:41,000
[SOBBING]
435
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:42,375
- BEAT IT, PAL,
436
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:45,042
AND DON'T LET ME EVER
CATCH YOU IN ENDSVILLE AGAIN,
437
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:46,750
OR ELSE!
438
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,250
- DID I MENTION I DO CATERING?
439
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:50,833
- SCRAM.
440
00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:51,750
- DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING
441
00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:53,292
A LITTLE HARD ON
THE TINY FELLOW?
442
00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:57,000
- GRIM, ARE YOU SAYING YOU'D RATHER
HAVE BILLY AS A BEST FRIEND FOREVER
443
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,833
INSTEAD OF SWEET, LOVABLE ME?
444
00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:01,750
GRIM, YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING ME.
445
00:22:01,833 --> 00:22:04,061
GRIM, WHY AREN'T
YOU ANSWERING ME?
446
00:22:04,085 --> 00:22:06,375
- I DON'T HAVE THE NERVE, CHILD.
447
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:09,125
- THAT'S NOT FUNNY, GRIM.
448
00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:14,851
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
449
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:19,375
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org...
450
00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:39,792
[INDISTINCT SPEECH]
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