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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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- THE CALL IS COMING
FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.
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- RAHHH!
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- AAAAAHHH!
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- AAAAAAHHH!
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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?
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- DUDE, I'M, LIKE, 15.
WE ALL LOOK LIKE THIS.
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WHAT ARE YOU, MY MOM?
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- NO, I'M THE BOOGIE MAN.
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- I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN YOU.
GO TALK TO MY LITTLE BROTHER.
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- YEAH, GO TO BED. SHEESH.
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WHEN DID KIDS GET
SO HARD TO SCARE?
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I BLAME CARTOONS AND
VIDEO GAMES AND THE TUBA.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE GOOD OLD DAYS
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WHEN THE MERE MENTION
OF THE BOOGIE MAN
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COULD SULLY EVEN
THE WHITEST UNDIES?
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[SLURP] AHHH.
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MAN, I HAVEN'T
HAD TIMES LIKE THAT
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SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL.
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AH, THE OLD MIDDLE
SCHOOL YEARBOOK.
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OH, YES, THE GRIM REAPER...
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ALWAYS THINKING HE
WAS SCARIER THAN ME.
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CHUMP.
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MAYBE IT'S TIME TO RELIVE
SOME OF THE OLD GLORY DAYS.
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YES. AH HA HA HA!
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- AH, SHUT UP! I'M
TRYING TO SLEEP!
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- WELCOME BACK TO THE
SUPPERTIME SURGERY NETWORK.
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- THIS SHOW IS AWESOME.
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- HEY, DOC, WHAT ARE
YOU DOIN' WITH MY LEGS?
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AAAAHHHH!
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- OH, STOP IT. I'M
JUST SHAVING YOU.
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- SO, THIS IS WHERE GRIM LIVES.
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LET'S SEE WHAT HE THINKS OF ME
SCARING THESE TWO KIDS TO DEATH.
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HERE WE GO.
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- OK, MRS. STEVENSON.
ONE MORE STITCH.
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OOP, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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- RRHOOAR!
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- HEY, BILLY, IS THIS A NEW TV?
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- ROOOAR!
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- COOL.
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- ROOAR!
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- REWIND.
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- WHAT?
- I GOTTA SEE THAT AGAIN.
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FAST FORWARD.
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REWIND.
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FAST FORWARD.
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REWIND.
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- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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I'M SORRY, CHILD, BUT IS
THIS THE GRIM REAPER HOME?
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- ♪ OH, GRIM
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- WHO DARES DISTURB
THE GRIM REAPER?
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'CAUSE I HAVE BILLY BISCUITS.
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- BILLY BISCUITS!
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AAARRRUUUGHA!
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GGGGGRRRR... BILLY BISCUITS!
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[SNORT, SNORT, SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE]
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OHHH, THEY FEEL CHOCOLATY.
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OH, GRIM, THE TV
WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
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- TV?
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- HELLO, GRIM.
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- HELLO, TV.
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- HMM.
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HA HA!
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- BOOGIE! WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
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- WHAT? AN OLD CLASSMATE
CAN'T SWING BY AND SAY HELLO?
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- NO. I THOUGHT I WAS DONE
WITH YOU AFTER GRADUATION.
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- HEY, GRIM, WHO'S THE STIFF?
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- YOU MAY KNOW HIM
AS THE BOOGIE MAN.
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HE WAS THE WORST
BULLY IN SCHOOL.
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HE USED TO TORMENT ALL THE
KIDS AND MAKE US LOOK LIKE IDIOTS.
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- WOW! BEEN THERE.
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- OH, COME NOW, GRIM.
THINGS WEREN'T THAT BAD.
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- DON'T BELIEVE HIM, KIDS.
BOOGIE WAS THE WORST.
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ONE TIME I HAD A RECITAL IN
FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS.
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- PUT YOUR HANDS
TOGETHER FOR GRIM.
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- GOOD LUCK, GRIM.
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- I DON'T NEED
LUCK. I PRACTICED.
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- WELL, I HOPE YOU
PRACTICED YOUR HUMILITY.
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- TO BE OR NOT TO BE.
THAT IS THE QUESTION.
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- I THINK YOU MEAN,
WEDGIE OR NO WEDGIE.
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- OWWWW!
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- WEDGIE!
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- HEY, EVERYONE, GRIM
JUST GOT A NUCLEAR WEDGIE.
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LET'S ALL POINT AND
LAUGH AT HIS HUMILIATION.
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- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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- BOY.
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- I NEVER LIVED THAT DOWN.
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EVERYONE CALLED ME
WEDGIE SHAKESPEARE.
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- WELL, ALL THIS
REMINISCING HAS BEEN GREAT,
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BUT I JUST STOPPED
BY FOR A FEW THINGS.
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NICE SEEIN' YOU, JERK.
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- WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
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- A DARK FIGURE FROM THE
UNDERWORLD TOOK BILLY,
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FREEING UP MY AFTERNOON.
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- OOF! THAT'S IT. I'VE HAD IT!
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- WHAT? IT'S ONLY BILLY.
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- THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
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I'M TIRED OF BEING
BOOGIE'S PUNCHING BAG.
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I'M GONNA TEACH HIM A
LESSON ONCE AND FOR ALL!
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AAUGGH!
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- WELL, MANDY, IT'S
JUST YOU AND ME NOW.
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- UH... NO.
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- YET ANOTHER NIGHT
OF ONE-MAN TWISTER?
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- ARE YOU READY FOR
A ROLLER COASTER RIDE
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OF PURE TERROR?
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- I LOVE ROLLER COASTERS!
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- WELL, THEN, YOU'LL LOVE THIS.
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- I LOVE THIS!
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TERROR!
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I WONDER WHAT TERROR IS?
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IT SOUNDS LIKE CHOCOLATE.
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OOOHHHH, PRICKLY!
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HELLO? HELLO-OOOO?!
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- GRRRRR...
- BOOGIE?
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GRIM? HELLO-OOOO?
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AHHHH!
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- [SHRIEKING]
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- SO, WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?
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- I'M GOING TO PULL A TRICK ON
BOOGIE AND TEACH HIM A LESSON.
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- AND HOW DO YOU
PLAN TO DO THAT?
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- HMM. I HAVE AN IDEA.
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HMM. NOT THE SODA,
NOT THE PURPLE STUFF.
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AH, BOOGIE'S MILK.
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HERE, HOLD THIS.
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- GIVE ME THE MILK.
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- YOU KNOW, THERE ARE
BETTER WAYS TO GET REVENGE.
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- DON'T WORRY. I SAW THIS
IN THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL.
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- WELL, WELL, IF IT
ISN'T THE GRIM REAPER
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AND HIS LITTLE MASTER.
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WHAT'S WRONG, GRIM?
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COME BACK TO SAVE
THE BIG-NOSED BRAT?
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- I CAME FOR AN APOLOGY FOR ALL
THE TORTURE YOU PUT ME THROUGH.
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- AND WE PROBABLY
SHOULD BRING BILLY BACK.
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- BUT MOSTLY WE WANT AN APOLOGY.
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- WHY, GRIM, I HAD NO IDEA
YOU WERE SO... TORTURED.
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WOW. I AM SO SORRY.
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I JOKED WITH YOU
BECAUSE I RESPECTED YOU.
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ALL I WANTED WAS A FRIEND;
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SOMEONE WHO WOULD HANG
OUT WITH ME AND BUY ME THINGS.
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[WHIMPERING]
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- OH, IT'S OK, BOOGIE.
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- NO, GRIM, I WAS
WRONG, AND I AM SORRY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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HERE, TAKE THIS MILK AS A TOKEN
OF OUR NEW FRIENDSHIP, BUDDY.
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- OH, THANK YOU, BOOGIE.
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- UH, GRIM...
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- AHH.
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- OH, HE'S GOOD.
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- YEAH, I GUESS
HE IS PRETTY GOOD.
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- HE REALLY THOUGHT THAT HOT
SAUCE BIT WAS GONNA GET ME, HUH?
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- YEP.
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- YOU MAKE THIS TOO EASY, GRIM.
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- HEY, EVERYBODY, GRIM IS
HANGING BY HIS UNDERWEAR
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FROM THE CLOCK.
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LET'S ALL LAUGH
AT HIS HUMILIATION.
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- HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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- BOOGIE! WHERE
YOU GOIN', PRINCESS?
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THIS ISN'T OVER.
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- [CLUCKING]
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- WHAT'S WRONG, BOOGIE?
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- [EXCITED CLUCKING]
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- ARE YA... ARE
YA... ARE YA... YA...
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ARE YA SCARED LIKE SOME
SORT OF SMALL, TASTY BIRD?
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- ME? SCARED? I AM THE
ESSENCE OF SCARY ITSELF.
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EVERYBODY FEARS THE BOOGIE MAN.
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- ONLY TILL THEY'RE LIKE 11.
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THEN THEY'RE MINE.
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- I WAS ALWAYS SCARIER THAN YOU.
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- GRRRRRRR!
- GRRRRRRR!
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- OK, LADIES,
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LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE A SCARE-OFF.
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IN THIS CHALLENGE, YOU WILL
EACH SCARE ONE LITTLE KID.
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THE ONE WHO SCARES
THE KID MOST WINS.
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- OK, BUT IF I WIN, NO
MORE BOOGIE, EVER!
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- GRIM...
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- ALL RIGHT. AND
WE GET BILLY BACK.
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- OK, BUT IF I WIN,
YOU DISAPPEAR,
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AND I BECOME THE BOOGIE REAPER.
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HA HA HA HA HEEE!
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- FINE. JUST CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.
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- OK. RHARRRR!
RRHARRR! RRHAARRR!
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- A WEREWOLF. HOW PASSE.
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- WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU, CHUMP?
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- QUACK, QUACK.
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- WHAT? A DUCK?
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- QUACK, QUACK.
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- OH, YOU'LL SEE.
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- THE GENTLE ELEPHANT
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DELICATELY MEANDERS
DOWN THE FOREST PATH.
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♪ HMM-HMM-HMMM
THE ELEPHANT STOPS,
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PERHAPS SENSING DANGER.
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THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN,
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THE KIND ELEPHANT
SHOOTS IN THE AIR,
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AND HIS HEAD SNAPS OFF!
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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- JASON, HAVE YOU SEEN
DOMINIQUE'S RETAINER?
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- NO.
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RETAIN THAT.
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[FARTING NOISE]
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DID I DO THAT?
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[FARTING NOISE]
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- RHARRR.
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RHHOOOARRR!
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ROAR?
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- DOGGIE!
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OH, AND NOW THAT
I HAVE A DOGGIE,
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I WON'T HAVE TO ACT
OUT TO GET ATTENTION.
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[FARTING NOISE]
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- QUACK, QUACK.
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QUACK, QUACK.
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QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK.
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QUACK, QUACK.
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QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK.
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AAACCKK, AAACKK, AKKK, AKKK.
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AACCCKK, AKKK, ACKKK, AAACKKK.
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RHHHHOOOOOOOAAAARRRRHH!
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BOO.
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- AAAAAHHHH!
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MAMA!
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- WELL, BOOGIE,
LOOKS LIKE I WIN.
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AND YOU REMEMBER OUR DEAL.
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YOU'RE GONE FOREVER.
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- OH, COME ON,
GRIM. WE'RE BUDDIES.
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- GOOD-BYE... BUDDY.
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- WELL, GOOD WORK,
GRIM, BUT WE FORGOT BILLY.
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- DID WE, MANDY?
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DID WE?
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- HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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TERROR IS FUN!
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YEEE, OOOHH, HEE HEE HEE!
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- [GASPING]
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- AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
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- HEY, SLUGGIE MONSTER, YOU
GOTS A BOOGIE IN YOUR NOSE!
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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A BOOGIE! I SAID BOOGIE!
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- NOW THAT'S-A WHAT
I CALL A SANDWICH.
238
00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:13,208
- LOOK AT THIS DING-DONG MESS.
239
00:11:13,292 --> 00:11:15,375
EVERYTHING IS ALL STICKY.
240
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:16,333
- [MEOW]
241
00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:18,000
- MAN, I HOPE YOU
DON'T EXPECT ME
242
00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:19,101
TO CLEAN UP ALL THIS FILTH.
243
00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:22,333
- THIS ISN'T FILTH. IT'S
OUR PICNIC FIXINGS.
244
00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:26,708
- PICNIC? OH, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
245
00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:27,958
NO.
246
00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:31,625
YOU REMEMBER WHAT
HAPPENED LAST TIME, DON'T YOU?
247
00:11:33,542 --> 00:11:35,500
- PLEASE PASS THE EGG SALAD.
248
00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:36,625
- BRAGGLE-FRAGGLE!
249
00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:40,333
- AAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
250
00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:43,708
YEAH, THAT WAS PRETTY SPECIAL.
251
00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:45,583
WANT TO SEE MY EMOTIONAL SCARS?
252
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:49,125
- WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE? DID
THE REFRIGERATOR THROW UP?
253
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,042
- BILLY WANTS US
TO GO ON A PICNIC.
254
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:53,042
- NO WAY, JOSE.
255
00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:56,208
YOU REMEMBER WHAT
HAPPENED LAST TIME.
256
00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:00,667
- PLEASE PASS THE EGG SALAD.
257
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,042
- BRAGGLE-FRAGGLE!
258
00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:05,708
- AAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
259
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,583
- HAVE YOU CRAZY KIDS
BEEN FLASHING BACK IN HERE?
260
00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:11,083
- YEAH.
261
00:12:11,167 --> 00:12:13,309
WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TALK
BILLY OUT OF GOING ON A PICNIC.
262
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:17,250
- A PICNIC! OH, HONEY, NO, NO.
263
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:20,583
YOU REMEMBER WHAT
HAPPENED LAST TIME.
264
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,333
- PLEASE PASS THE EGG SALAD.
265
00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:26,292
- BRAGGLE-FRAGGLE!
266
00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:30,083
- AAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
267
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,292
- WHAT IS THIS, A PARTY?
268
00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:36,250
- DAD, TALK SOME
SENSE INTO YOUR SON.
269
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,042
HE WANTS TO GO ON A PICNIC.
270
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,917
- AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?
271
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,917
YOU ALL REMEMBER THAT, RIGHT?
272
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,208
- PLEASE PASS THE EGG SALAD.
273
00:12:46,292 --> 00:12:47,458
- BRAGGLE-FRAGGLE!
274
00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:50,000
- AAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
275
00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:54,167
- HEE HEE HEE HEE! I
SAY WE LET THE BOY GO.
276
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,250
- ROCK ON!
277
00:12:55,292 --> 00:12:58,500
THIS IS GONNA BE
THE BEST PICNIC EVER!
278
00:12:58,583 --> 00:12:59,958
WHO'S READY FOR FUN?
279
00:13:00,042 --> 00:13:01,083
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
280
00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:03,542
WELL, THEY DON'T KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE MISSING.
281
00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:07,167
♪ WALKIN' IN THE WOODS,
WALKIN' IN THE WOODS ♪
282
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:11,167
♪ JUST LOOKIN' FOR A PLACE
WHERE TO EAT ALL MY FOODS ♪
283
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,292
- PSSST! PSSSST!
284
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,750
HEY, LITTLE GIRL. COME
HERE FOR A SECOND.
285
00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:17,917
THAT'S A NICE PIC-A-NIC
BASKET YOU GOT THERE.
286
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,125
- YEAH, IT'S OK.
287
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:20,917
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
288
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,976
- YOU GOT SOME NICE
SANDWICHES IN THERE, I BET.
289
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,208
- SURE, I SUPPOSE.
290
00:13:25,292 --> 00:13:28,292
- I THINK THIS IS A GOOD
PLACE FOR YOUR PIC-A-NIC.
291
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,250
- UH, I DON'T KNOW.
292
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,167
- HERE, LET ME
SET IT UP FOR YOU.
293
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,792
- DID YOU GET THE
FOOD YET, YOGI?
294
00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:34,750
- SSSSHHH!
295
00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:36,708
- LOOK, I REALLY
GOTS TO GET GOING.
296
00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:39,125
- HEY, THAT'S COOL,
MAN. LET ME JUST...
297
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:40,417
GIVE ME THAT BASKET!
298
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,167
- [PANTING]
299
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:43,167
- DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
300
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:46,208
- LLWWW-LLWWWOOOL-WLLWOOW!
301
00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:48,875
[SNIFFING]
302
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,144
I KNOW YOU'RE CLOSE,
YOU DIRTY HUMAN.
303
00:13:51,168 --> 00:13:54,958
- HEY, I'M NOT DIRTY. I JUST
HAD A BATH 15 DAYS AGO.
304
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:55,833
OOOP!
305
00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:58,500
AAAAAAHHH! AAAAH!
306
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,750
- HEY, YOU DUMB BEARS.
YOU CAN'T GET ME NOW.
307
00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:04,208
I'M IN A CAVE.
308
00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:05,625
- HE'S RIGHT, BOO-BOO.
309
00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:08,583
WE BEARS ARE TERRIBLY
AFRAID OF CAVES.
310
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:11,042
- WHY ARE WE SO LAME, YOGI?
311
00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,250
- WOW! A GIANT DOOR.
312
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:14,958
AND THERE APPEARS
TO BE SOME SORT
313
00:14:15,042 --> 00:14:16,458
OF ANCIENT WRITING ON IT.
314
00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:18,250
"FOR A GOOD TIME CALL..."
315
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:19,333
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
316
00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:21,375
WHO SAID YOU COULD
READ OUR SACRED DOOR?
317
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:24,458
HANDS IN THE AIR,
YOU DIRTY, STINKIN' ELF.
318
00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:27,208
- WHAT IS IT WITH
EVERYONE CALLING ME DIRTY?
319
00:14:27,292 --> 00:14:29,125
I OUGHTA... [SNIFFING]
320
00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:30,375
OH.
321
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:32,708
- THOUGHT YOU COULD
SNEAK UP ON US, DID YOU, ELF?
322
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:33,792
- NO.
- SHUT UP.
323
00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:36,000
YOUR SMOOTH ELF
TALK WON'T WORK ON ME.
324
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,167
- OK.
- SHUT UP.
325
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:41,333
YOU'RE ABOUT TO ENTER THE
DWARVIN MINES OF BORINGYA.
326
00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:44,917
GUARDED FOR 3,000
YEARS BY ULIK AND MULIK,
327
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,976
THE GIANT, BLIND CAVE FISH.
328
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,083
- WAIT.
- WHO SAID THAT?
329
00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:50,185
- IS SOMEONE THERE?
330
00:14:50,209 --> 00:14:51,500
- HELLO?
331
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:54,292
- AND HERE WE HAVE THE DWARVIN
CLOSET OF CLEANING SUPPLIES,
332
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:56,167
WHICH HOUSES THE MOP OF FALTHIG
333
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,583
THAT WAS USED TO
CLEAN UP THE PUKE
334
00:14:57,667 --> 00:15:01,375
AFTER THE GREAT
CELEBRATION OF MOTHROGDAL.
335
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:05,042
THAT GUY IN THE CORNER
NEXT TO THE BLEACH IS OUR KING.
336
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,000
AND THIS IS OUR KING'S
FRIENDSHIP BRACELET,
337
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:10,458
GIVEN TO HIM BY A GIRL NAMED
AMY WHO HAS A CRUSH ON HIM, BUT...
338
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:11,208
- ENOUGH!
339
00:15:11,292 --> 00:15:12,375
WHY IS THERE A STRANGER
340
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:15,500
IN THE DWARVIN CLOSET
OF CLEANING SUPPLIES?
341
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:16,458
- YOUR HIGHNESS,
342
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:20,417
I CAPTURED THIS
ELF SPYING ON US.
343
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,250
- HMM.
344
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:25,292
- PHHHFFTHT.
345
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:27,500
- HMM.
346
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:29,976
[SQUEAK]
347
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,250
THIS IS NO ELF.
348
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,708
'TIS A HUMAN.
349
00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:33,542
- A HUMAN?
350
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:35,958
- TELL ME, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
351
00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:36,792
- ROOT ROT.
352
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:39,958
- NOT YOU, DUMMY! THE HUMAN!
353
00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:40,958
- BILLY, SIR.
354
00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:43,792
- WELL, BILLY, I AM
KING BEARDBOTTOM.
355
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:46,000
WELCOME TO THE
LAND OF THE DWARVES.
356
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:51,042
WE'RE THE WORLD'S LARGEST SUPPLIER OF
MUSHROOMS AND MUSHROOM PRODUCTS...
357
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,208
STUFFED MUSHROOMS,
FRIED MUSHROOMS,
358
00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:55,417
MUSHROOM PIZZA.
359
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,250
HERE, TRY IT.
360
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,542
- IT TASTES LIKE MY CAT.
361
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,083
- THEY TASTE LIKE
EVERYONE'S CAT.
362
00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:05,417
IT'S BEEN 3,000 YEARS,
AND I STILL HATE THE TASTE.
363
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:10,018
I'VE EATEN SO MANY MUSHROOMS,
EVEN MY SWEAT SMELLS LIKE 'EM.
364
00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:12,083
TAKE A WHIFF.
365
00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:13,583
- WHEW! YOU AIN'T KIDDIN'.
366
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:16,875
- AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE
OF THOSE THIEVING ELVES
367
00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:18,333
WITH THEIR BEARDLESS FACES
368
00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:22,750
AND THEIR INTOXICATING
AROMA OF SUMMER LILAC.
369
00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,708
CURSE THEM! CURSE THEM ALL!
370
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:26,792
- TELL ME THE
STORY OF YOUR RAGE.
371
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:29,958
- VERY WELL. IT WAS
MANY, MANY YEARS AGO,
372
00:16:30,042 --> 00:16:33,292
AFTER THE GREAT BATTLE FOR
MIDWESTERN EARTH HAD BEEN WON.
373
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,792
A COUNCIL OF REPRESENTATIVES
FROM EACH RACE
374
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,917
MET TO DIVIDE UP THE
FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY.
375
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,542
- ALL RIGHT, I JUST
WANT TO MAKE SURE
376
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,667
WE'RE ALL TOTALLY CLEAR
ON WHO'S IN CHARGE OF WHAT.
377
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,875
MANKIND GETS THE
HAMBURGER BUSINESS.
378
00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:48,042
THE DRUIDS ARE IN
CHARGE OF LENTILS AND SOY.
379
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,708
THE HALFLINGS WILL
MAKE CHICKEN NUGGETS.
380
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,000
THE ELVES ARE IN
CHARGE OF MUSHROOMS,
381
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,417
AND FINALLY, THE DWARVES
WILL BAKE THE COOKIES.
382
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:58,792
- PARDON ME. IF I COULD
JUST INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT.
383
00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:00,750
- THE FLOOR IS
OPEN TO DADDY ELF.
384
00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:03,583
- IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE THE
CAMERA TOOK THE PICTURE,
385
00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:04,875
BUT THE FLASH DIDN'T GO OFF.
386
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,875
I MEAN, REALLY,
NOW, BEARDBOTTOM.
387
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:08,708
CAN YOU HONESTLY
TELL ME YOU'D BE HAPPY
388
00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:11,917
SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
STANDING IN FRONT OF A HOT OVEN
389
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,167
WHILE WEARING A
STARCHED WHITE APRON?
390
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,458
- WELL, NO, BUT...
391
00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:18,083
- LET ME SEE YOUR
ARM FOR A SECOND.
392
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:21,018
LOOK AT THESE THICK,
SINEWY MUSCLES
393
00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:24,083
AND THESE BULGING,
COMPACT THIGHS.
394
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,292
- SO, UM, YOUR POINT IS?
395
00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:27,292
- QUITE SIMPLY, THIS.
396
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:29,208
WHO'S BETTER SUITED
TO THE EXCITING,
397
00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:30,167
PHYSICALLY REWARDING TASK
398
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,042
OF CHOPPING DOWN
GIANT MUSHROOMS...
399
00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:36,000
LITTLE TINY ME OR GREAT BIG YOU?
400
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:39,018
- OOOH! OOOH! I AM! I AM!
401
00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:39,917
- SO, IT'S SETTLED.
402
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,018
THE ELVES GET THE COOKIES,
403
00:17:41,042 --> 00:17:43,000
AND THE DWARVES
GET THE STINKY FUNGUS.
404
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:45,125
- WAIT A SECOND. HOLD UP.
405
00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:46,958
HOW CAN YOU BE MAD AT THE ELVES?
406
00:17:47,042 --> 00:17:50,042
YOU CHOSE TO TRADE
COOKIES FOR MUSHROOMS.
407
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:53,042
- HEY, DID THAT KID JUST
STEP INTO THE FLASHBACK?
408
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,833
- WHAT MANNER OF
SORCERY BE THIS?
409
00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:57,958
- I'M MAD BECAUSE THEY GOT RICH!
410
00:17:58,042 --> 00:17:59,101
THEY KNEW THE COOKIE BUSINESS
411
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:02,000
WAS A TRILLION-DOLLAR
GROWTH INDUSTRY.
412
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,083
- NO, WE DIDN'T.
413
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:04,407
- YES, YOU DID.
- NO, WE DIDN'T.
414
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,167
- YES, YOU DID.
415
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,042
- NO, WE DIDN'T.
416
00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:08,102
- AAAAUGH!
417
00:18:08,126 --> 00:18:11,667
ENOUGH! THIS FLASHBACK IS OVER!
418
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,958
BILLY THE HUMAN,
419
00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:15,875
WILL YOU NOT AID US IN OUR
GREAT UPCOMING BATTLE?
420
00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:18,125
- WAIT. WHAT BATTLE?
421
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:19,144
WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?
422
00:18:19,168 --> 00:18:21,018
- DIDN'T I MENTION
THE BATTLE EARLIER?
423
00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:21,875
- NO.
424
00:18:21,958 --> 00:18:23,125
- THE BIG FINAL ASSAULT
425
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:24,309
ON THE ELVES' COOKIE FACTORY
426
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,292
WE'VE BEEN PLANNING?
427
00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:27,833
OH. WELL, YEAH.
428
00:18:27,917 --> 00:18:30,458
THERE'S GONNA BE A BIG BATTLE!
429
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:33,583
SO, YOU WANNA HELP US?
430
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:36,000
- OK. SURE.
431
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:39,125
- THIS IS A HOLOGRAM
OF THE ELVES' FACTORY.
432
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,208
- COOL.
433
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:43,333
- AS YOU CAN SEE,
IT'S SURROUNDED BY...
434
00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:44,083
KNOCK IT OFF!
435
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,375
- SORRY, KING.
436
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,185
- IT'S SURROUNDED BY A
DWARF-REPELLING FORCE FIELD.
437
00:18:48,209 --> 00:18:51,042
THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN.
438
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,125
- OH, BOY!
439
00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:54,875
- WE NEED YOU TO
INFILTRATE THE FACTORY
440
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:56,144
DISGUISED AS AN ELF
441
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,375
AND THEN DISABLE THE SHIELDS.
442
00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,708
- THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS.
443
00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:03,208
- IF WE WIN, YOU'LL GET ALL
THE COOKIES YOU CAN EAT.
444
00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:06,208
- WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITIN' FOR?
445
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:11,018
- MAY THE WINDS OF POOKROOD
FLY YOU SAFELY, BILLY.
446
00:19:11,042 --> 00:19:16,250
- LAVE EN SUS MANOS!
447
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:19,125
- LAVA BLAH MA BLAH!
448
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,708
- I WONDER HOW
BILLY'S PICNIC IS GOING?
449
00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:24,083
- HEY, GRIM. HEY, MANDY.
450
00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:29,458
- THAT ANSWERS ONE QUESTION,
YET RAISES SO MANY OTHERS.
451
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:35,833
- OOMPH!
452
00:19:41,042 --> 00:19:45,375
- CARAMEL PECAN CRUNCH?
DOUBLE CHOCOLATE MACADAMIA?
453
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,083
OATMEAL CRANBERRY RAISIN?
454
00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:48,167
NO!
455
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,375
- WHAT IF WE DRIZZLED
WHITE CHOCOLATE?
456
00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:53,144
- EXCUSE ME, WHERE'S THE
FORCE FIELD GENERATOR?
457
00:19:53,168 --> 00:19:57,625
- OHH! NEXT TO THE CAPPUCCINO
MACHINE WHERE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN.
458
00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:58,375
- THANKS.
459
00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,542
- AND, STEVIE JOE,
460
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:01,958
DON'T EVEN THINK OF
BRINGING UP TOFFEE BITS.
461
00:20:02,042 --> 00:20:05,667
YOU KNOW HOW I
FEEL ABOUT... WHAT?
462
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:11,583
STOP! DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE?
463
00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:12,500
- NOT REALLY.
464
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,583
[BOOM]
465
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,917
- THE DWARVES ARE
TRYING TO BREAK IN!
466
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,250
- HEAVE!
467
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,542
- HO!
468
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:20,417
- HEAVE!
469
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:21,976
- HO!
470
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,708
- HEY, THAT WAS AN ANTIQUE DOOR.
471
00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:26,102
- ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, YOU
LITTLE RADISH-MUNCHERS!
472
00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:28,875
THIS BATTLE IS ABOUT TO
BECOME WAY TOO EXCITING
473
00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,417
TO SHOW OUR YOUNGER VIEWERS!
474
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:34,167
SO INSTEAD, I WILL SHOW
YOU THIS SOOTHING IMAGE
475
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,125
UNTIL THE FIGHT IS OVER.
476
00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:37,875
SWEET MOTHER OF FOG!
477
00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:39,042
YOU SHOULD SEE THIS.
478
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:41,292
COOKIES AND MUSHROOMS
FLYING THROUGH THE AIR
479
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,208
LIKE JUNE BUGS IN A SWAMP!
480
00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:45,500
WHEW! IT APPEARS TO BE OVER.
481
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:48,167
LET'S GO BACK TO THE... WHOA!
482
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,208
THAT WAS ENTIRELY MY BAD.
483
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,083
I MISREAD THE SIGNALS.
484
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,250
I KNEW A GUY NAMED JOE.
485
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:56,083
HE MISREAD THE SIGNALS
IN A COMBAT SITUATION.
486
00:20:56,167 --> 00:21:01,125
NOW HE EATS EVERYTHING
THROUGH A MECHANICAL STRAW.
487
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:04,083
WAIT. BATTLE'S OVER.
488
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:05,417
CARRY ON.
489
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,833
- [MOANING]
490
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:14,000
- COOKIE DOUGH TOO SWEET.
491
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,417
- DIRTY, DIRTY DWARF!
492
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,250
- BEARDLESS ELF!
493
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:21,792
- STOP IT! STOP THE FIGHTING!
494
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:23,875
WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO HATE EACH OTHER?
495
00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:27,667
CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE JUST
LIKE PEAS AND MASHED POTATOES?
496
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,917
SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE
THEM TO TOUCH EACH OTHER
497
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,018
IF THEY'RE ON THE
SAME PLATE, BUT IT'S OK.
498
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,667
IT'S OK IF THEY TOUCH,
499
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:38,833
BECAUSE THEY BOTH GET
CHEWED UP BY THE MOUTH
500
00:21:38,917 --> 00:21:40,083
AND SENT DOWN THE ESOPHAGUS
501
00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:42,184
AND DISSOLVED INTO THE STOMACH
AND ABSORBED IN THE INTESTINE,
502
00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:44,083
AND WE WON'T GO ANY
FURTHER THAN THAT.
503
00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:47,125
BUT THE POINT IS, WE'RE
ALL JUST NUTRIENTS
504
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:50,833
IN THE GREAT BIG DIGESTIVE
SYSTEM CALLED LIFE!
505
00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:52,333
- HERE'S AN IDEA.
506
00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:57,958
WHAT IF WE PUT YOUR
MUSHROOMS IN OUR COOKIES?
507
00:21:58,042 --> 00:22:00,000
- SPLIT THE PROFITS 50-50?
508
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:02,000
- 60-40.
- DEAL.
509
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:02,958
- HOORAY!
510
00:22:03,042 --> 00:22:04,792
THIS CALLS FOR A KARAOKE.
511
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:08,708
♪ BETTER THAN CANDY,
YOU'RE SO DANDY ♪
512
00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:16,000
♪ BUTTERCUP DANCER, I LOVE YOU ♪
513
00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:19,292
- OH, CHOCOLATE
CHIP COOKIES AGAIN?
514
00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:23,125
WHEN IS SOMEONE GONNA
COME OUT WITH A NEW COOKIE?
515
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:24,083
- TEN-HUT!
516
00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:28,042
WHINING GETS YOU
NOTHIN' EXCEPT THIS!
517
00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:30,375
- WOW! MUSHOOKIES!
518
00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:31,458
WHAT ARE THESE?
519
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,958
- MUSHOOKIES ARE THE
MAGIC THAT HAPPENS
520
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,042
WHEN BEARDLESS ELVES
521
00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:37,250
AND SWARTHY DWARVES
WORK TOGETHER.
522
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:40,917
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
523
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,625
- THEY TASTE LIKE MY CAT!
524
00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:43,792
- NEW MUSHOOKIES.
525
00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:46,167
YOU'D HAVE TO BE
MESHUGENEH NOT TO LOVE 'EM.
526
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:50,208
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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