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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- [LAUGHING]
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- IMPERIAL.
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- AHH.
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- HEE HEE HEE!
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GOSH, GRIM,
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THANKS FOR MAKING ME
THE SIZE OF A GOLF BALL.
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- QUIET, BILLY.
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REMEMBER, BE THE GOLF BALL.
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- RIGHT.
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I AM A GOLF BALL.
I AM A GOLF BALL.
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OH, WHAT A GOLF BALL I AM.
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AAH!
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-[SIGH]
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I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT.
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- HEH! TWEET, TWEET, BIRD DUDES!
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- I THINK YOU JUST HIDEOUSLY
MAIMED SOME POOR DUMB SPECTATOR.
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NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
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- PLAY THROUGH.
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- [GROAN]
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- HOLD STILL AND GO LONG, MAN.
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I'M PLAYING THROUGH.
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YOU DIG?
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- [GASP]
- HOLD IT, GRIM.
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BACK UP.
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THAT'S NIGEL PLANTER
FROM WEASLETHORPE HOUSE.
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- [GRUNTING]
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- SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT TOADBLATT
SCHOOL OF SORCERY RIGHT NOW?
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- NO!
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I CAN'T STAY THERE ANYMORE.
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DURING THE SUMMER
OR ON WEEKENDS,
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I HAVE TO LIVE HERE ON MY
GODFATHER'S GOLF COURSE
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LIKE A COMMON GOPHER
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BECAUSE I'M BEING HUNTED BY
THE DARKEST, MOST EVIL WIZARD
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EVER TO WALK THE
FACE OF THE EARTH...
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LORD MOLDYBUTT.
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THE MERE MENTION OF HIS
NAME CAUSES THINGS TO... BREAK.
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- LORD MOLDYBUTT?
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- DON'T KEEP SAYING THAT!
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- SAYING WHAT?
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- LORD MOLDYBUTT!
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MAN, HE'S GOT ME
FLOUNDERING ABOUT LIKE... LIKE...
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YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME.
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- WHAT'S IN IT FOR US?
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- YEAH!
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- HOW ABOUT SOME JELLY
BEANS THAT TASTE LIKE TOILET?
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- WE'RE IN!
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SO, AH, WHAT DO
YOU WANT US TO DO?
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- I WANT YOU GUYS TO COME BACK
WITH ME TO SORCERY SCHOOL...
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AND BE MY PROTECTION
FROM YOU-KNOW-WHO.
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- LORD MOLDYBUTT?
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- I TOLD YOU NOT
TO SAY THAT NAME!
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- WHAT NAME?
- LORD MOLDYBUTT!
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UH, WE SHOULD GO.
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- WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
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- HOLY CRUD.
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- YOU'VE DONE IT
THIS TIME, BUSTERS.
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YOU WON'T GET
AWAY WITH THIS ONE.
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YOU'VE BROKEN THE RULES.
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SCORCHING THE DEAN'S BOOKCASE,
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LEAVING A GAPING HOLE
INTO SOME WEIRDO DIMENSION,
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TRACKING DIRT ON MY CARPET!
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THAT'S IT. YOU'RE OUT.
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I AM GONNA FRY
YOUR... NIGEL PLANTER?
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- UH, HELLO, DEAN
TOADBLATT, SIR.
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SORRY TO DROP
IN ON YOU LIKE THIS,
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UNANNOUNCED AND ALL.
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HEH. HEH.
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- NONSENSE, MY
BOY. DON'T BE SILLY.
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MY DOOR'S ALWAYS
OPEN TO YOU, NIGEL.
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I JUST WANT YOU TO ENJOY THE
HECK OUT OF WHAT IS LIKELY TO BE
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YOUR LAST SEMESTER
HERE AT TOADBLATT'S.
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- LAST SEMESTER?
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- WHAT WITH YOUR
IMPENDING DEMISE AND ALL.
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OK, TOADBLATT, WHAT GIVES?
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I THOUGHT YOU TWO
DESPISED EACH OTHER.
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- YEAH!
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- THAT'S ALL WATER
UNDER THE BRIDGE.
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WE MUST BE ESPECIALLY
NICE TO MR. PLANTER.
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AFTER ALL, IT'S ONLY
A MATTER OF TIME
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BEFORE LORD WHAT'S-HIS-NAME
GETS AHOLD OF HIM AND...
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- YOU MEAN LORD MOLDYBUTT?
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- BINGO.
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[HOOTS]
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- THAT CREEPY OLD DEAN
TOADBLATT REALLY FREAKED ME OUT.
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- MAN, DON'T BE BUGGING.
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WHEN YOUR TIME HAS
COME, YOUR TIME HAS COME.
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SO YOU MAY AS WELL
GET SOME SLEEP.
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[SNORING]
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[HOOTING]
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- [TEETH CHATTERING]
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- THERE'S NOTHING TO
BE AFRAID OF, YOU WORM.
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WE HAVE EVERYTHING COVERED.
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BILLY, YOU TAKE THE FIRST WATCH.
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BILLY? BILLY?
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- RIGHT! I'M ALL OVER IT, MANDY.
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- I'll BE RIGHT
OUTSIDE THE DOOR.
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IF YOU NEED ME.
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AND, BILLY, BE CAREFUL
WITH THAT MAGIC WAND.
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- WHAT COULD
HAPPEN? HEE HEE HEE!
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[GASP]
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- KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF ME GOLD.
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- [GROWLING]
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- YOW!
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- [YIP]
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A PUPPY.
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OOH! SUCH A GOOD DOGGY!
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OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH!
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HE'S A GOOD BOY.
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I'M GONNA CALL YOU WINKY.
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OOH. OOH. OOH.
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YOU LIKE THAT.
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OOH, YEAH! DON'T YOU, WINKY?
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YOU LIKEY THAT, DON'T YOU?
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WHO WANTS A TUMMY SCRATCH?
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YEAH!
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- LORD MOLDY...
- LISTEN UP GOOD, PLANTER.
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STAY AWAY FROM THE
CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS
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OR ELSE.
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- OR ELSE WHAT?
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WHEN DID WEASLETHORPE GET A
MOAT FILLED WITH CROCODILES?
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- NICE TOUCH, DON'T YOU THINK?
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- VERY EFFECTIVE,
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BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE
THE CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS IS.
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AAH!
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- IT'S IN THE DEAN'S
OFFICE, BEHIND THE...
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WAIT. NO.
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I MEAN, UH, NEVER MIND THAT!
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JUST STAY AWAY!
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- BUT WHAT'S IN THE CHAMBER
POT OF SECRETS, ANYWAY?
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- IT'S A SECRET, WISE GUY!
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I'll THROTTLE YOU!
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- DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING, WINKY?
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[BARKING]
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- LORD MOLDYBUTT.
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- CURSED KIDS.
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YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE
LAST OF ME, NIGEL PLANTER.
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HA HA HA!
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AAH! OOH!
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- HMM.
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SOME KIND OF WEIRD POWDER.
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- MAGIC POWDER?
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- I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'll BET
IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO.
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WITH THE CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS.
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[BILLY SNEEZES]
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- I THINK WINKY
NEEDS A CHAMBER POT.
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- EWW.
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SAY GOOD-BYE TO WINKY, BILLY.
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- AWW.
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- BILLY, YOU STICK WITH NIGEL
WHILE HE GOES TO SCHOOL.
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WE'LL BE ALONG SHORTLY.
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- I CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE, BILLY.
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I CAN'T EAT, I CAN'T SLEEP,
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AND I'M GETTING A
RASH ON MY TOCHIS.
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- I MISS WINKY.
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- ALL BECAUSE OF A
STINKY OLD CHAMBER POT.
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MEANWHILE, LORD WHAT'S-HIS-NAME
COULD BE ANYWHERE.
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- LORD MOLDYBUTT.
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- STOP SAYING THAT, BILLY!
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KEEP A LOOKOUT, BILLY,
WHILE I OPEN MY LOCKER.
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- I GOT YOUR BACK, DUDE.
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NOTHING GETS BY ME.
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WA-WHAA! OOH!
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- [GASP]
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- OOH! OOH! WAH!
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- YOU'LL STAY AWAY FROM THE
CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS, MR. PLANTER,
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IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
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IS THAT CLEAR, MR. PLANTER?
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- BUT... BUT...
- NO BUTS!
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- NOPE. NO SIGN OF
LORD MOLDYBUTT.
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- I WANT YOU TO WAIT
OUTSIDE THIS DOOR
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WHILE I GO TO VOODOO CLASS.
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KEEP A LOOKOUT FOR YOU-KNOW-WHO.
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- LORD MOLDY...
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HEE HEE HEE! BUTT.
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[SIGH]
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WINKY.
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[WHISTLING]
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WINKY!
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- TODAY, CLASS, I
WILL DEMONSTRATE
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HOW TO REALLY STICK
IT TO THE OTHER GUY
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WITH A LITTLE
VOODOO ACUPUNCTURE.
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FIRST, WE'RE GOING
TO NEED A VOLUNTEER.
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ANYBODY?
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- AAH!
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[PUNCHES]
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- AND STAY AWAY FROM THE
CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS.
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- MR. PLANTER, GOOD SHOW.
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NOW, EVERYONE,
TAKE OUT YOUR DOLL,
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AND PUT THE FIRST NEEDLE HERE.
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- YOW!
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- HOO, HOO, HOO.
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- OWL MAIL?
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- HOO, HOO, HOO.
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- MR. PLANTER,
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IT SEEMS YOU'RE WANTED
IN THE DEAN'S OFFICE.
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- CRIMINY! I HAVEN'T
DONE ANYTHING...
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I'M GOING. I'M GOING.
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- [LAUGHTER]
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- AAH!
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- [BARKING]
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- I REGRET TO BE THE ONE TO
TELL YOU THIS, MR. PLANTER,
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BUT OUR SCHOOL CAN NO LONGER
BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR SAFETY,
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AND FRANKLY, MY BOY,
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I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER
FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED
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IF YOU COULD PACK
YOUR BAGS AND GO.
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- GOSH. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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- OF COURSE I'M RIGHT.
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WE WILL MISS YOU.
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- GET A ROOM, SISSY.
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HA HA HA!
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- YOU. YOU... YOU...
YOU CAN'T BE REAL.
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- OH, I'M REAL, ALL RIGHT.
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[GLASS BREAKS]
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CAN YOU GUESS WHAT I FOUND
IN THE CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS?
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- OOH! WAS IT A
PARALLEL UNIVERSE
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FULL OF BABY NINJAS?
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- NO, BILLY!
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I FOUND THIS CHEESY COSTUME.
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- CHEESY? AWW.
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- THE SAME COSTUME THAT
TOADBLATT'S BEEN USING
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TO TERRIFY NIGEL.
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- BUT...
- HOW DID I FIND OUT?
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THAT NIGHT YOU CAME
TO WEASLETHORPE,
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YOU LEFT A FINE DUST
ON THE WINDOWSILL
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WHEN YOU MADE YOUR ESCAPE.
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- YEAH? SO?
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- THE KIND OF DUST
THAT ONLY COMES FROM...
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A CHEAP LATEX MASK.
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PLUS I DISCOVERED
HAIR AT THE CRIME SCENE.
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CLOSER ANALYSIS REVEALED
IT TO BE TO TOAD HAIR.
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COOPERATING WITH
LOCAL AUTHORITIES,
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I COLLECTED FINGERPRINTS
AND DNA FROM NIGEL'S BED.
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THE FBI CRIME LAB
IN QUANTICO, VIRGINIA,
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CONFIRMED WITH 100% CERTAINTY
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THAT DEAN TOADBLATT
WAS THE CULPRIT.
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- [COUGHS]
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A LITTLE AIR.
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- AND I WOULD HAVE
GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, TOO,
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IF IT WEREN'T FOR
YOU MEDDLING KIDS
241
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AND YOUR STUPID DOG.
242
00:10:41,209 --> 00:10:43,125
- ARF!
- YEAH!
243
00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:44,328
I DID IT! IT WAS THE ONLY WAY
244
00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,059
TO GET RID OF
THAT ROTTEN NIGEL...
245
00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:48,500
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT?
246
00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:51,250
- HEY, I'M PRETTY
GOOD WITH MY WAND.
247
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:52,792
DON'T YOU THINK SO, ANGEL FACE?
248
00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:55,125
- AND I'M NOT BAD WITH
A CLUB, GREASE BALL.
249
00:10:55,208 --> 00:10:57,917
- AT LEAST YOU WON'T
HAVE LORD WHAT'S-HIS-NAME
250
00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,625
TO WORRY ABOUT ANYMORE.
251
00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:01,018
- [PANTING]
252
00:11:01,042 --> 00:11:03,500
- LORD MOLDY... AAH!
253
00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:06,000
- EH. SLICED IT.
254
00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:13,083
- HECK, I KNEW ALL ALONG
255
00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:16,917
THERE WAS NO REAL
LORD MOLDYBUTT.
256
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,208
[WHISTLES]
257
00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:22,833
- YOU THINK I'M NOT REAL?
258
00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:27,583
SOON YOU'LL SEE THE TRUE
POWER OF LORD MOLDYBUTT!
259
00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:29,042
HA HA HA!
260
00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:32,500
UH, A LITTLE HELP HERE.
261
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,292
- [SIGH]
262
00:11:53,292 --> 00:11:56,792
- HI, HONEYS. I'M HOME.
263
00:11:57,667 --> 00:12:00,458
WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU DOING?
264
00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:04,000
- KNOCKING HOLES IN THE WALL.
265
00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:08,083
- YOU DO REALIZE THAT
YOU'RE WATCHING STATIC?
266
00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:10,292
- YEAH.
267
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,708
- I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
268
00:12:17,042 --> 00:12:20,500
MY CLIENTS ARE MORE
LIVELY THAN YOU TWO.
269
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,042
- TV BROKEN?
270
00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:23,125
- THAT'S RIGHT.
271
00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:26,083
- THERE WILL BE NO
MORE TELEVISION...
272
00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:29,250
AND NO MORE BANGING
ON THE STUPID WALL.
273
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,750
- [SOBBING]
274
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:34,000
- WHAT ELSE ARE
WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
275
00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:38,542
- UH... EH... WE'RE
GOING TO THE CIRCUS.
276
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:42,208
IT'S THE GREATEST
SHOW UNDER EARTH.
277
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,125
WE'RE HERE, KIDS.
278
00:13:01,042 --> 00:13:02,500
[CLEARS THROAT]
279
00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:03,917
- EH?
- AAH!
280
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000
- WHOA!
281
00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:09,000
OH, UH, SO THESE TWO MUST
BE PART OF THE FREAK SHOW.
282
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:10,792
- HA HA HA!
283
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:12,750
ACTUALLY...
284
00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:14,458
ACTUALLY, YES.
285
00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:18,375
THESE TWO ARE FREAKS,
AND I AM THEIR MANAGER.
286
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:21,042
- BUT WE'RE NOT...
- [GRUNTS]
287
00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:24,417
THEY'RE JUST SENSITIVE
ABOUT BEING CALLED FREAKS.
288
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:27,792
- ALL RIGHT. GET IN THERE.
289
00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:36,125
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
290
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:41,333
CREEPS AND CREEPERS,
GHOSTS AND GHOULS,
291
00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:47,018
GET READY FOR
THE CIRCUS OF FEAR!
292
00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:50,000
- YAY! YAY!
293
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:52,667
- AND NOW PUT YOUR
TENTACLES TOGETHER
294
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:58,167
FOR TONGUE-TWISTING
TERROR AT 200 MILES PER HOUR...
295
00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,958
THE TONGUE TWINS!
296
00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:05,042
AND THE GUY WHO
MAKES THINGS HAPPEN
297
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:10,458
IN NO TIME FLAT...
ROADKILL WILL!
298
00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,167
- OH, YEAH! YEAH!
299
00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:18,792
- AND NEXT, SHE'S ALL
LEGS... LEGGY PEGGY!
300
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:20,833
- WHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!
301
00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:22,333
- BONEHEAD.
302
00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:27,625
AND FINALLY, THE MOST
DISTURBING THING YOU COULD SEE
303
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:34,125
IN THE UNDERWORLD, A
REAL LIVING HUMAN BOY!
304
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:38,125
- ♪ I GOT SOME STRINGS
TO HOLD ME DOWN ♪
305
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:41,000
- WHO DO THEY THINK
THEY'RE FOOLING?
306
00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:41,958
- AAH!
307
00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:43,708
A HUMAN!
308
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:45,958
- LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN OF THE NIGHT,
309
00:14:46,042 --> 00:14:51,167
NOW FOR THE EVENT THAT
YOU ALL CAME OUT TO SEE...
310
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,667
- [YAWN]
311
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:58,917
- CLORTHO, BEASTMASTER
OF THE SEVENTH REALM.
312
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,542
[GROWLING]
313
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,000
HAP HAP! HAP!
314
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:10,500
HAP HAP! HEP!
315
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,667
[BELCH]
316
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,976
- [CHEERING]
317
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,208
- [YAWN]
318
00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:23,958
- THANK YOU. THANK
YOU, MY FRIENDS.
319
00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:27,083
AND NOW, THE
PIECE DE RESISTANCE.
320
00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:31,792
MY LITTLE PETS WILL
CLIMB TO THE HEAVENS...
321
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,667
HEP! HEP!
322
00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:41,542
AND DIVE DOWN INTO
THIS TINY GLASS OF WATER.
323
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:44,375
- OOH.
324
00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:52,917
- DELICIOUS.
325
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,292
AHH.
326
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:05,000
THANK YOU. THANK
YOU. THANKS MUCH.
327
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,833
YOU'RE A LOVELY AUDIENCE.
328
00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:07,708
TRY THE VEAL.
329
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,500
I'll BE HERE TILL TUESDAY.
330
00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:11,375
- CAN WE GO HOME NOW?
331
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:13,125
- YAY! YEAH! YEAH!
332
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:15,458
WHOO HOO HOO! YEAH! YEAH!
333
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,083
YEE-HAH!
334
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:21,667
- REAL... LIVE HUMANS?
335
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:25,542
- WOW! THAT WAS SO COOL!
336
00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:27,000
- HOW'S THE TAKE TODAY, JOE?
337
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:29,976
- UH... NOT SO GOOD, BOSS.
338
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,018
- DRA-HA-HA-HA-AT!
339
00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:35,750
IF ONLY I HAD SOME REAL FREAKS.
340
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:36,875
WAIT A MINUTE.
341
00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:40,708
MONSTERS WOULD PAY
ANYTHING TO SEE REAL...
342
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:44,500
UH, UH, HUMAN CHILDREN.
343
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:46,792
WAIT UP!
344
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,333
GRIM, MY OLD FRIEND.
345
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:50,583
- DO I KNOW YOU?
346
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:53,375
- I SO HOPE YOU ENJOYED
MY PERFORMANCE.
347
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:56,458
MY, WHAT LOVELY CHILDREN.
348
00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:59,833
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
WERE A FAMILY MAN.
349
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:01,667
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR THEM?
350
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:02,625
- HMM.
351
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:03,708
[SMACK]
352
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,208
OUCH.
353
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,625
UH... SORRY, CLORTHO.
354
00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:10,083
THE KIDS ARE NOT FOR SALE.
355
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:13,083
- AH... SURE. OK.
356
00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,375
I UNDERSTAND.
357
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:20,833
SO...
358
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:24,875
YOU THINK YOU CAN STEAL
AWAY MY STARS, EH, GRIM?
359
00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:27,083
WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.
360
00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:28,625
WE'LL SEE.
361
00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:31,125
[LAUGHING]
362
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,917
- HOO HOO HOO!
363
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,917
ALREADY-CHEWED GUM.
364
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,125
[PANTING]
365
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,625
UNH!
366
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,250
- WELL, AT LEAST
IT KEPT BILLY BUSY.
367
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,542
HEY. WHERE IS THAT DORK?
368
00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:54,792
- [PANTING]
369
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,333
- [SIGH]
370
00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:00,375
COME ON, DORK BAIT.
371
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:01,375
IF YOU'RE LATE FOR DINNER AGAIN,
372
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:04,917
YOUR MOM WILL GUT
YOU LIKE A TROUT.
373
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:08,958
- OOPS.
374
00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:11,500
- [GRUNTING]
375
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,042
- SURPRISE!
376
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:18,000
YOU'LL MAKE AN EXCELLENT
ADDITION TO MY LITTLE CIRCUS.
377
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:22,333
YOU KIDS ARE DISGUSTING,
ALWAYS REEKING OF...
378
00:18:22,417 --> 00:18:23,042
[SNIFFS]
379
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:25,083
POPCORN AND LOLLIPOPS.
380
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:28,917
- WHAT COULD BE TAKING
THAT GIRL SO LONG?
381
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,958
I'M GOING TO MISS ME PROGRAMS.
382
00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:32,417
OHH.
383
00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:37,458
HEY, NOW. WHAT'S THIS?
384
00:18:37,542 --> 00:18:40,167
BILLY'S SHOE?
385
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,250
OH, MY GOSH.
386
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:44,208
CLORTHO MUST HAVE CAPTURED THEM.
387
00:18:44,292 --> 00:18:47,542
HA HA HA!
388
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:51,667
- IT'S TIME FOR YOU BRATS
TO BEGIN YOUR TRAINING.
389
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,542
FIRST, YOU, BILLY.
390
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:54,958
HEP HEP! HEP HEP!
391
00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:56,042
HEP! HEP HEP!
392
00:18:56,125 --> 00:19:01,500
HEP! HEP! HEP!
393
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,583
HEP! HEPA!
394
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:03,500
- WOOF!
395
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:06,208
[PANTING]
396
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:10,250
- AND NOW IT'S YOUR
TURN, MY LITTLE BUTTERCUP.
397
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,875
HEP!
398
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:13,292
- BACK OFF.
399
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:15,083
- AAH!
400
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:17,625
THAT'LL BE ALL FOR TODAY.
401
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:23,125
- HONEYS! I'M HOME!
402
00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:26,417
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
403
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,083
- KNOCKING HOLES IN THE TABLE.
404
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,083
- WHERE'S BILLY?
405
00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:31,917
- I DON'T KNOW.
406
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,208
- LISTEN, MISTER.
407
00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:39,018
IF BILLY ISN'T BACK BY DINNER,
THERE WILL BE GRIM CONSEQUENCES.
408
00:19:39,042 --> 00:19:41,125
- [SHRIEK]
409
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:46,000
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
410
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:48,042
WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF FEAR.
411
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:53,583
TONIGHT WE'RE PROUD TO
PRESENT REAL LIVE HUMANS
412
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:55,583
BILLY AND MANDY!
413
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,250
- SO, I WAS RIGHT.
414
00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:01,018
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD RESCUE
THEM AFTER THE PERFORMANCE.
415
00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:05,042
IT'S TIME THEY ENTERTAIN ME.
416
00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:10,333
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BOYS AND GHOULS,
417
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:15,018
PLEASE JOIN ME IN
WELCOMING REAL LIVE HUMANS
418
00:20:15,042 --> 00:20:16,958
BILLY AND MANDY!
419
00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:18,125
- [CHEERING]
420
00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:20,042
- [GASPING]
421
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,018
- [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
422
00:20:23,042 --> 00:20:25,667
[BRRAAPP]
423
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:29,583
- YAY, BILLY!
424
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:43,167
- [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
425
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:46,083
- [BARKING]
426
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,167
[GROWLING]
427
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,125
- AAH!
428
00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:54,708
- [SCREAMING]
429
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,792
- PLEASE CALM DOWN, EVERYONE.
430
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,208
DON'T PANIC.
431
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:03,958
EVERYTHING'S... YOU LITTLE BRAT.
432
00:21:04,042 --> 00:21:06,167
PUT THAT DOWN NOW!
433
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,542
- I DON'T THINK SO.
434
00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:12,125
- CLORTHO WAS
DR. FEAR ALL ALONG?
435
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:15,292
- NOT EXACTLY.
436
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:19,667
- EH! MY MOM'S DR. FEAR?
437
00:21:20,292 --> 00:21:22,292
- ERIS IS DR. FEAR'S MOM?
438
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:28,042
- NO, BILLY. DR. FEAR IS
A COMMON EARTHWORM.
439
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,917
- JUST AS I SUSPECTED.
440
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,917
- I DON'T GET IT.
441
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,208
HOW THE HECK CAN
HE BE AN EARTHWORM?
442
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,125
- BILLY, IF YOU PAID
ATTENTION AT ALL,
443
00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:39,500
IT WOULD BE OBVIOUS THAT HE'D
BEEN AN EARTHWORM ALL ALONG.
444
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:42,042
- BUT I...
- SHE'S RIGHT, BILLY.
445
00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:44,792
YOU'RE JUST DUMB.
446
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:54,917
- I'M SO GLAD THINGS ARE
FINALLY BACK TO NORMAL.
447
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:55,875
HEP! HEP!
448
00:21:55,958 --> 00:21:58,125
- [INHALES]
449
00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:02,625
[BARKING]
450
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,208
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
451
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:22,000
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org...
452
00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:33,583
- [MUFFLED BACKWARD VOICES]
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